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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #585 on: June 18, 2016, 10:36:02 AM »
Just be yourself



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #586 on: June 18, 2016, 05:48:00 PM »
Stop paying taxes. The government will take care of that pesky money for you.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #587 on: June 20, 2016, 03:01:34 PM »
Food, perhaps?


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #588 on: June 21, 2016, 11:02:27 PM »
Ask it politely

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #589 on: June 22, 2016, 12:17:34 AM »
Coat yourself in black paint and listen to stereotypical music that goths listen to.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #590 on: June 22, 2016, 08:29:03 AM »
"What's a matta, you?
Gotta no respect! etc...
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #591 on: June 22, 2016, 01:01:00 PM »

Make a video with your cellphone or so and put it online.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #592 on: June 24, 2016, 12:48:43 PM »
Use a bass cannon and fire them at someone's subwoofer.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #593 on: June 24, 2016, 11:52:51 PM »
Well, surgery works pretty well.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #594 on: June 24, 2016, 11:59:18 PM »
With the systematic destruction and humiliation of an entire race.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #595 on: June 25, 2016, 02:11:40 PM »
You can't.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #596 on: June 25, 2016, 08:30:03 PM »
you grab a clock and turn it backwards



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #597 on: June 25, 2016, 08:37:31 PM »
I don't know, shoot someone? Stab someone? Drug someone and kidnapp him to your basement? Just remember, always say ¨it's just a prank¨ ;) You won't get into trouble :3 Always works ;)


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #598 on: June 26, 2016, 11:54:45 AM »
Cogito ergo sum, my boy.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #599 on: June 26, 2016, 11:56:02 AM »
Red bull gives you wings. Start there.

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