Go outside when it rains
How do I draw?
Bye a microwave.
How do I eat metal?
Bye a microwave.
How do I eat metal?
(Oh my god I thought you meant me, not actually metal lol))
You wake up in the morning
How do I become a mercenary?
First, you go to www.downloadmoreram.com (http://www.downloadmoreram.com) and download some more "detitated wam" and make SURE you're getting "DETITATED" wam, not the other, inferior product, Detonated wam. Now that you have your detitated wam, you need to put it into your computer, preferably attaching it to your hard drive via strong magnet. Now your computer can, in itself, become the robot you're programming. Now you need to write a program in a programming language of your choice. Replace "System 32" on your computer with the program. This will make your computer turn into a robot and you will become a supreme overlord^Wow, what a long explanation...^
Don't, eat it just like that.I thought you were supposed to give bad advice ;)
How do I get into politics?
How do I commit suicide?
Kill yourself.
An apple pi.Commit suicide.
(http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2013/03/20130314-lattice-apple.jpg)
How do I stop thinking about life?
Stab it, if that doesn't work just get a new one :P
Where should I go out to eat?
Swallow a flashlight. It works for Patrick.(I'm dying XD )
(DAMN I was too slow)G O T T A G O F A S T
No thanks, I'll let Karishad help you (http://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2017/01/13/snow-gods-or-kings/) instead.
0! is 1
Just kick it under bed and desk, will pile up
why not just sleep on the roof?
?? You forgot again ??
Just throw mess outside
You only learn under pressure, soo jump off of a building, already! :Pi tried it but it didn't work and left me feel sick for 3 days
like no one ever was....Cup your hands together, pour hot boiling tea into your hands, enjoy!
well just say it over and over
how do I drink my hot tea?
Just ask nicely for donationsFor you, put it on your back, it should stay there don't worry.
How do I carry a heavy box?
Just fly to space and bsckYou swim really really fast and make sure to move alot they hate it when you move alot.
How do I sneak past a shark?
Just aim and boost rocket so you crash land in a million piecesYou know wood chippers? Stick your ear in one of those problem solved.
How do I scratch the back of ears?
Fill it with dirt, so it feels heavypour a bunch of gasoline on yourself and light it with a match that'll keep you nice and toasty in the cold.
How do I work in the cold?
Tow it to a lake, it should refuel with waterPut a big sign reading : SHERRIE'S SECRET TREAT STASH! DO NOT TOUCH!
How do I prevent others from finding my secret location for treats?
break off the sliding doorpour a cup of water or drink on the feline.. they hate that stuff, usually.
jam boulders inside
won't slide anymore
how do I get my feline off my laptop?
Napalm strikeYou get a coconut, put a lime in the coconut then put the coconut into a press to squeeze the coconut into oil now take that oil mix with Gasoline or jet fuel, something that burns, ya know now to finish take the oil and fuel mix put it in a microwave set for 10 minutes and 10 minutes later you have Napalm! enjoy...
How do I had great quality napalm at an affordable wholesale price?
If you had to destroy mars i'm kinda afraid how you're gonna go about fixing it.You know that cliff over there just jump off it you'll learn to fly one way or another
Move venus to where mars is. It shall become the new mars
How do I fly?
Just move Pluto to Venus positionUse the HM 07 Fly!
How do I travel abroad without a passport?
Scream and panic.then go find a time machine and make a deal with yourself
I wanna deal with myself.
(P.S. Europa is one of Jupiter's moons, not Saturn's.)
Give your boss a ship in a bottle. Over the course of the next three years secretly make subtle changes to the position of crewmembers and passengers. It will slowly torment them to the brink of madness.
How do I iron jeans?
just throw... me, lots of bushes, tree branches, and flowers, something should worka bottle of bleach will clean that out quickly.
how do I get cake stains off fur?
its too sticky XD
Use mayonnaise and mustarduse your teeth.
Lots of it for sure
How do I open a can of tuna without a can opener
Just get Jyo to defuse with psychicdump a bunch of bright green paint on them
Or shave fur and hut it with a metal pipe
How do I convince felines that bright green looks nice?
if it didn't detonate, just hide it in the Yellowstone CalderaWalk straight into the enemy your small enough that they'll never see you
been spotted by the enemy, how do I hide?
Drive a bulldozer over the houseTake a knife and cut out the section with a scratch. or a saw if you mean the hard part...
What's the best way to get a scratch out of my cars seat?
Here, why don't you use this phone I surely didn't cover in glue.Hold it with your tail.
How do I bake an egg as a feral?
how about creating a space ship that goes inside the earth's core, not into outer spaceCall in a vaporeon, and have it use water gun or better yet hydro pump, your papers will be fine wood is waterproof after all.
(similar to the one used in the movie "The Core")
eepz, now the package contents burning!! important paperwork!
how do I save them without suffering fourth-degree burs?
first you have to destroy everything before you can build itFlush yourself down the toilet. it's fine down there.
store is out of bacon, how do I get to the next store?
replace simple words with long complicated Dutch words, then no one can understand it :? :?(You do know that's actually GOOD advice, don't you?)