The Bad Advice Game

[138]

Mass genocide

How do I tie my show?

[Farewell]

Tie the laces around you neck. It's the best way.
How can I fix my car?

[Rocco Rex]

Bang on it with a hammer until you hit the magic spot, maybe a window, and the car starts up again.

What type of car should a college student buy?

[Farewell]

The newest, biggest, and most expensive one. Makes them look good.
How do i milk a cow?

[Kon-Tengu]

Feed it oats and wait for anything to come out, blend that = Milk!

How can I talk with someone in the middle of the day, on the opposite side of the world without waking them up?

[Salakar Crocoli]

If it's the middle of the day, then they are already awake.

How do I not come across as rude, when I really am?

[Makias]

push people down the stairs

whats the best way to land without crashing?

[Salakar Crocoli]

You'll get that ability when you need it, like a shounen character.

How do you conceal weapon? 

[Makias]

keep it in your hands at all times

how do I eat a pizza in one bite?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Don't chew, just choke it down.

How do I debate a maniac?

[138]

Shoot them in the skull and ------- the brain hole. Too far? Oh well. Yolo.

How do I sew?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Stick the needle through your thumb, then through the fabric, over and over, until you have what you want.

How do I commit suicide?

[MrRazot]

How do I commit suicide?

Kill yourself.

*Please don't joke about suicide on this forum*
*It is a topic that we take very seriously*


Sign up as a researcher in Antarctica - no hot days ever again!


How do I deal?

[Grovygrunge]

Become obsessed with MGS V again, like me.


How do I escape Jojo, it's everywhere I go now that I've started watching it

[Ara Av-Toa]

Hint: I can't stand acid either.


How does one catch fish?