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The Bad Advice Game
« on: February 13, 2016, 02:28:55 AM »
Easy game, creative responses encouraged.

Example: Player 1 "I'm a high school kid who keeps getting picked on by bullies. What should I do?"

Player 2 responds with bad advice "Make sure to show them your vast collection of Pee Wee Herman dolls and deep knowledge of Pokemon."

Player 2 asks for advice on a question of their own to which player 3 will respond with bad advice and then also ask a question.

To start the game off, here is the first question:

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2016, 02:34:53 AM »
Eat pizza and brouse the internats.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2016, 03:50:04 AM »
You ask her boyfriend

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2016, 03:56:37 AM »
stick your face into it until you light up

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2016, 04:03:42 AM »
You heavily play your guitar then smash it till there's absoutley no posiblilty you can play it again. Then stare at the pieces and wonder were your life's going. XD

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2016, 05:23:23 AM »
Next time you're on an aeroplane, jump out.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2016, 08:32:37 AM »
Don't think there's any hope, just give up.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2016, 09:59:15 AM »
Shoot it up.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2016, 12:36:49 PM »
You can save 100% by not getting insurance.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2016, 01:34:47 PM »
Give them your stuff without any hassle


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2016, 02:17:12 PM »
Ask people for help on online forums.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2016, 02:23:24 PM »
Well you see, the some people think the answer to escaping reality is through reading books. Fortunately for you, I'm not some people. My answer, has more to do with a permanent escape. It is found through a noose. That you tighten around your neck. You'll escape your existence soon after you lose the ability to breathe. Unfortunately, this kills you in the process, so it's best to stick to reading/gaming/listening to music.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2016, 02:26:01 PM »
Don't be yourself, you suck. Try being a better you than yourself.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2016, 03:11:07 PM »
Take it from your boss you killed.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2016, 03:51:37 PM »
Just boil spaghetti and serve with spiders




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