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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2016, 09:10:11 AM »
Squash it and throw it away.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2016, 09:14:13 AM »
Learn to fly. I suggest jumping off your town church roof first,

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2016, 09:35:23 AM »
Throw bricks at every store and business.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2016, 11:16:10 AM »
I'm afraid the Chinese keep their secrets...

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2016, 12:58:19 PM »
Put I in a flask and drink it,


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2016, 01:22:41 PM »
Over the same fire you used to dispose of the corpses.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2016, 02:33:19 PM »
Ya bribe them with candy. Duh

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2016, 02:34:11 PM »
You wear a blindfold.



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2016, 11:12:12 PM »
Take ol' stabby stabby to the CEO of your nearest mega-corporation, put him to permanent sleep, remove his face, put it on you and then wear the name badge. No one will know the difference. Especially if you forget to hide/dispose of the body.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2016, 11:13:54 PM »
Take a pencil and clear out those pesky eyeballs.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2016, 11:18:09 PM »
Get enough money for college by selling drugs.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2016, 11:29:14 PM »
Create a facist regime and eradicate all who oppose you.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2016, 11:35:57 PM »
By stealing their pants in public.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2016, 11:37:22 PM »
Obviously no food, duh! When you can start to see your ribs you almost made it.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2016, 11:41:17 PM »
Step 1. Acquire Jet Engine

Step 2. Acquire duct tape.

Step 3. Use Duct tape to secure jet engine to PC.

Step 4. Acquire Skateboard.

Step 5. Duct tape PC to skateboard.

Step 6. Turn on Jet Engine and see just how fast your PC is now.

Step 7. If it is insufficient, repeat steps one through six by adding jet engines repeatedly.

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