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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 69551 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2016, 01:22:18 PM »
Take one that you already know of, slap a new name and species on it, and you have yourself a completely new OC.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #61 on: February 15, 2016, 01:27:19 PM »
Subtract.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #62 on: February 15, 2016, 01:29:11 PM »
Stack ingrediants in this order, bottom to top.


Bun, beef, pickle, lettuce, sauce, beef, tomato, sauce, onions, bun.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #63 on: February 15, 2016, 01:31:57 PM »
Add


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #64 on: February 15, 2016, 01:40:38 PM »
Shoot him. Stops him from drinking all your liquor.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #65 on: February 15, 2016, 01:41:35 PM »
Go into a coma. You'll sleep for ages.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2016, 01:48:19 PM »
Cut your eyelids off




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #67 on: February 15, 2016, 01:49:10 PM »
Kill more people, soak more blood, say it was red.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #68 on: February 15, 2016, 02:05:01 PM »
Laugh at others' misfortune there is never a short supply.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #69 on: February 15, 2016, 02:07:39 PM »
Eat more.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #70 on: February 15, 2016, 02:13:13 PM »
If you shove nor in the ones there will fall out.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #71 on: February 15, 2016, 02:57:19 PM »
Magnets and honey.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #72 on: February 15, 2016, 02:59:00 PM »
Get the crow.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #73 on: February 15, 2016, 03:02:45 PM »
You punch a cows otter to get milk, then take said milk and put it in a cheese mold.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #74 on: February 17, 2016, 06:09:01 AM »
First you get a really bad mic, then you play lots of Call of Duty and be really bad at it, then you scream in the mic alot.


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