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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 69561 times)

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Offline Dr. Alka Wolf

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2016, 12:07:21 AM »
((Ouch xD))

In hell. Satan can't be the only whipper.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2016, 12:12:17 AM »
(Alka, I've already worked for Wal-Mart.)

Eh, lock your car and check later. I'm sure you have them somewhere inside.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2016, 12:21:34 AM »
((What is it with everyone being so savage today! XD))

I've already answered this one, but I'll give you an even better response. Have a really good idea, test it, copyright it, sell the product, slowly realise that someone does your idea better, sink into both mental and financial depression, retreat to India and become a monk, only to return as a super-spy who shoots rockets out of an unbrella.

How do I type longer responses?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2016, 12:33:55 AM »
Shoot the judges and bribe their replacements.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2016, 12:46:06 AM »
Don't play.


How do I give bad advice?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2016, 12:50:39 AM »
You're already doing it.


How do I give the absolute WORST advice.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #51 on: February 15, 2016, 06:18:21 AM »
Have you tried shooting your way out?


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #52 on: February 15, 2016, 06:22:07 AM »
Well, in light of your recent advice, after shooting a couple people, they were happy to be my friends. You should try it.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #53 on: February 15, 2016, 09:56:46 AM »
Waiting to die!

What do I need to do to cook pasta?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #54 on: February 15, 2016, 10:38:13 AM »
Rice.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #55 on: February 15, 2016, 10:46:31 AM »
Lasagne
What do I need to draw?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #56 on: February 15, 2016, 10:50:53 AM »
Google streetview


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2016, 01:15:02 PM »
Just develop compound eyes and eat poop


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2016, 01:16:14 PM »
Sit on its horn.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2016, 01:20:20 PM »
Stay still and the Earth will move beneath you.


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