Explain It!

[Detroit]

once we actually could..but our brains saw it as an obstruction to our view and now we block it out


why do leaves change color in the fall

[Ibi Tanvaal]

They are stroooong independent brown leaves, and they don't need no tree.

How does the Internet work?

[Nishjin]

A bunch of spiders got together and made the biggest spider-house out of cables that had ever been made. Then we had the idea to help them out and cover the world. That's why it's called "the web".

How do ocean tides work?

[Tim Siguire]

There's a bowl on the moon that cats keep trying to knock down. When it turns over, we get alot of water. When it sits up, we have less water.

[Bricket]

Uhm, yes.



Why are there no more steamtrains?

[Nishjin]

Because all the teakettles got jealous and stole all the steam from the trains. That's why the steamtrains that are left are all sad.

What is so great about sliced bread?

[Salakar Crocoli]

It isn't. Sometimes you want a really thick slice of bread, but it is really thin, but when you want a thin slice it is too thick. It is a lot better to just cut your own?

How are translations made?

[Kara]

You've been lied to, we all speak one language. English.














Does the refrigerator ALWAYS stay on!? Why can't I catch it off!?

[Salakar Crocoli]

No, it does turn off, but only when you aren't within a line of sight or earshot.

How does a phone work?

[Dmscootr]

Well you see you have this very tiny person sitting in there and when you press the buttons he hits a series of switches and whenever you call he gets out and runs as fast as he can because he has super hearing and delivers it to the other phone which is why sometimes calls drop because they are out of breath or if there's static it's because your midget has a cold




Why are there earthquakes

[Salakar Crocoli]

Earth's relationship with the sun is not going very well. Earth wants to leave, but the sun won't let them. Earthquakes happen when Earth is in its most extreme relational turmoil.

How does air work?

[Dmscootr]

Well you see the earths rotation and the moons rotation are opposite to the nearest polar bear and the three different rotations generate currents that move the waves of the ocean when the waves crash on a beach the mist rises up pushing the lazy air at the bottom to the top the air then moves creating a chain affect that gathers some water that got splashed up over it which makes clouds clouds eventually destabilize and get lazy and drop their water and go back down waiting to be brought up again




What is a government and can I eat it

[Farewell]

The government is a poisonous cookie, with tiny mean men in suits that live on it. Do not eat the government.

Why were bunkers made?

[Ventus Fall]

Bunkers were designed and made by aliens to keep human beings in cages. We don't realise it yet, but soon the day will come.


What are birds?

[Detroit]

the living embodiment of evil




why do we always lose ouur car keys