Explain It!

[Salakar Crocoli]

You see, a long time ago, the Earth was flat, but the elephants didn't like that. They stood on the very edges of the flat planet to curve them around the turtle's shell, but that left the turtle feeling uncomfortable, so he kicked Earth off his back and in the sky. The elephants couldn't move off the edges of the planet fast enough to stop it from becoming round and so the planet joined togeth, making Africa one continent. Some of the faster elephants made it into Asia before this happened though, and that is why the world is round.

How does gravity work?

[Ventus Fall]

Gravity consists of little propeller-like molecules which push down on every object. The bigger the object, the more gravity-molecules are attracted by it and will push it down more as well like busy little bee-hive workers.


Why can we see various colours?

[Tim Siguire]

It's because there are fairies who, for each color, put little bits of color absorbing powder in your eyes when you sleep.
So when you wake up, you can see everything again.


What makes my Ice creamm melt?

[Styxx Von Doom]

Ice cream melts because there are tiny faries that get jealous over time and start stealing it which causes it to melt.

Why are the clouds so high up?

[Dexter Dare]

Clouds are actually made of candy floss and are placed so high up by giants so that children don't rot there teeth on it

Post Merge: April 27, 2016, 06:36:54 PMWhat is the function of a rubber duck?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Rubber ducks were once real ducks that we bathed with to help with diseases, but one effect of domestication was that they turned into rubber.

Why does the world spin?

[Dexter Dare]

The world spins because the wind catches the mountains making to world act like a turbine


Why are there furrys?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Some people don't like being normal. Carp, that's a half-decent explanation.

How does the Internet work?

[Proto Triose]

There's a bunch of people sitting in rooms all over the planet, making up answers to things that people type in the search bars. The information being sent is not actually from some invisible source, but a direct response to your inquiry. The web pages are designed as quickly as possible - that's why there's some time between clicking and the web page opening for you.

How do they get all that color into each marker?

[Razuel]

Well you see, there is a factory that has enslaved every single rainbow to drain their beautiful colours by stabbing a cylinder of different shapes into the rainbows then put the extracted cylinder into plastic tubes that are then made into what you perceive as markers, but are truly cut out rainbow flesh. The rainbows you see in the mist are really the spirits of Rainbows trying to call for help for their surviving family in the marker factory cellars.


Why won't aliens reply to our calls?

[Ibi Tanvaal]

Because they saw the state of the internet.


Why do babies cry when they are born?

[Kara]

Their mom was ugly.




In the word 'scent' what is silent, the S or the C?

[Tim Siguire]

It has to be C because if it was S, then there would be more argumehts and flame wars about it being related to money.
And nobody likes arguing about money.


Howcome the color purple looks blue sometimes?

[Ventus Fall]

Because eyes are stupid. And sometimes your eyes think that straight lines are bendy.
(anyone get the reference? )


Why are eyes sometimes so stupid?

[Ibi Tanvaal]

Because they're right in front of our brains.


Why are brains so pink and squishy?