Explain It!

[Proto Triose]

So I don't know if this has been posted, I didn't see it. But I thought it might be fun, and the idea came to me from "Ask and Answer." However, it's more along the lines of asking a child's question. "Why is the sky blue?" Or "Why do worms live underground?" And you explain it. Very. Very. Poorly.

Like "the sky is blue because way back when there were dinosaurs and the world was still deciding what to be, a young dinosaur spilled paint all over. Some dropped off the edge of the world, and as the dome of the sky turned it dropped all over and painted everything blue up there.

So. Let's see if this is fun or if it's already been done, ay?

Why do birds sing in the morning?

[Detroit]

birds singing is actually them screaming because they are afraid of hights


how does Santa travel the world in one night

[Ventus Fall]

I wanna play, darn, but... I hope I'm doing this right xD
I suck at these kind of games, but I always like to play along.




All grandfathers are descendants of Santa Claus, and he sends them all out to do his bidding.

Why is the moon sometimes visible and not other times or only partially?

[kalan]

Because the moon suffers from several eating disorders. Sometimes its anorexic other times its fat

Why do dogs sniff each others butts

[Proto Triose]

Lol, grandfathers. I love it! You're absolutely doing it right!

Well, you see, the moon is a celestial stalker. It's stalking the sun around the sky, and when it's full, that's when you see it peek it's head out to get a better look and it's safe. Partial moon is it timidly coming out to -see- if it's safe, and when it's not visible, that means the space police are looking for him.

I'm leaving this one, but it's my fault I didn't see the second one. So here's that one too! Double whammy!

We have to check to make sure that there are no evil spirits there, because they block natural processes. Have to make sure our friends don't die from evil spirits making them sick, you know?!

Why are clouds in the sky sometimes, but not at others? (Easter answered this one, so just answer hers next )

[Detroit]

They all need to leave to go to their part time jobs as pillow spirits here on earth


What do you know about the monsters under my bed

[Ventus Fall]

They're very nice, but they seem so scary and grumpy, because you keep waking them up at the middle of the night with your snoring, and shining your light under your bed.




Why do trees sometimes lose their leaves?

[kalan]

Cause the snow fairies spread rogain on them and as everyone knows rogaine has an opposite effect on trees as it does for fat old men

Was are people either overwhelmed or underwhelmed.  Was not just whelmed

[Proto Triose]

It works a lot like re-repeating something and re-reflecting. You can only do that if you've already peated and flected twice. You can only be whelmed the first time, and that happened so long ago that none of us really remember it.

Why do the stars only come out at night?

[kalan]

Cause they have a powerful fear of the sun steming back to the days when the sun killed there father by peeing on him

Whats the answer to the ultimate question

[Dexter Dare]

42


Where do baby's come from?

[Proto Triose]

Well, when a boy has no money, and a girl has no money, they both get really really bored. And they want to do something, but since they're broke, they can't go out, so they end up enjoying each other's company. And that enjoyment leads to more and more enjoyment. And that's how you came around!

Why is everyone more into their phones than other people?

[Detroit]

cuz phones have a secret back light that turns everyone's minds off and into using the phone more


where do all my missing socks go

[Tim Siguire]

There's rumor of a phantom washer machine that sacrifices clothes to Burning Dryer Machine.
That must be where your socks went.


Why does Mario Party hate me?

(('I think I did it right, lol.))

[Ræfóa Aldrnari]

Because you always cheat in Mario Kart!... I don't know how, but still!

Why isn't the earth flat?