Out-of-Context Chat Quotes

[The Past]

[3:09:46 PM] 1: This dog symbolizes my soul
[3:10:25 PM] 2: I wanna hug it
[3:10:36 PM] 1: It needs hugs
[3:10:40 PM] 1: and less scoprions
[3:11:02 PM] 2: What are scoprions?
[3:11:22 PM] 1: like scorpions but dyslexic
[3:11:27 PM] 2: o

[Cheza]

"Yes, you like to drink warm soda, and therefore, you are a heretic.
But you're cute, so you won't be executed...
Yet."

[138]

"I gave it away to the yard moles."

[Ori]

"Look I cut my deck shorter." All of us snickers. Friend "Omg my magic deck!" (We play mtg which is a card game.  And half the time we're joking around about making decks stronger and bigger/shorter)

"Guys don't worry I have three decks!" Me; Snickers.

[Farewell]

Z (Me): "well happy birthday, **censor**"
H: "Thanks woman"
Z: "No problem."

[Proto Triose]

Overheard in California: "He can run, but he gets really tired after a while and starts breathing heavily."

Um ... yeah, that ... kind of tends to happen when you, you know, exercise?

[Farewell]

Z: Drink, my children.
don't play god with the ants.
Z: play?! I am there god!!

[Cheza]

"I wasn't dancing, I was bloodbending! I really wish we could've seen our neighbor..."

[HyenaKing]

"Are corn rows just fancy dreadlocks?"

[The Past]

"oh hey smallpox, oh hey the black death, oh hey oppression from all angles. Man my life is great"

Good olde Britain

[Salakar Crocoli]

Something some of my friends said

Friend 1: He's having a Cardiac Arrest!
Friend 2: Ok, good.

[Black Ice]

My band director once said
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU STEPPED ON BABY JESUS AND ARE HAPPY ABOUT IT!

[Ventus Fall]

"Your face is a mythical creature."

[Cheza]

"I swear, you're worse than a Japanese tourist in the Archipelago sea!"

[Salakar Crocoli]

"Ancient dolphins were genocidal, and that's why we have Napoleon."