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Author Topic: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes  (Read 28210 times)

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #60 on: February 21, 2016, 10:48:51 PM »

YYY: ARE YOU DOING OKAY TODAY?
XXX: YES
XXX: FINE



Spoiler for Hidden:
YYY: Tell another bad joke?
ZZZ: your sex life





ZZZ: nice bum where u from
YYY: Sorry, what?

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2016, 02:48:12 PM »
1:You probably should not photocopy your butt, because the photocopier will break, and it will hurt.

2:Yea, do it at home like everyone else.

3: No. The lesson is... don't photocopy your butt... IF YOUR FAT.

1: so... photocopying your butt is perfectly fine as long as your thin... is that acceptable workplace behavior?

me: exactly! Why else would people go on diets!

3: YEA! people go on diets so they can photocopy their butts!
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #62 on: February 25, 2016, 03:13:00 PM »

A: A duck sat in my kitchen
 A: "Construction suspended"


Me: Kill the duck


A:It's a pet


Me: covertly have the duck die in an "accident"




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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #63 on: February 28, 2016, 09:32:28 PM »
"Did I just kill myself with a banana?"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #64 on: February 28, 2016, 09:39:27 PM »
"Maybe we can watch anime on my dads tablet since my computer is running slow"
*grabs his tablet*
"Uhh..."
*I run up and jump next to her onto the bed*
"Is that what a think it is?"
"I'm just gonna put this back..."
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #65 on: February 29, 2016, 01:36:46 PM »
person1: Gib me more sleep?
Person2: there’s a nap for that
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #66 on: February 29, 2016, 01:40:06 PM »
Be careful, don't let her fool you with her womanly woes!
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #67 on: February 29, 2016, 01:51:31 PM »
A wetsuit is basically and anus with sleeves.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #68 on: March 09, 2016, 11:34:07 AM »
-person- Is this your plan to secretly revive hitler?

-me- what?

-person-*points*

-me- Oh, that.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #69 on: March 09, 2016, 01:24:58 PM »
I hav'nt slept since I woke up.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #70 on: March 09, 2016, 02:03:14 PM »
Hillery is a megalodon: confirmed
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #71 on: March 16, 2016, 04:28:16 AM »
Dumb is like the little kid version of stupid.
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Its diet stupid.
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #72 on: March 19, 2016, 01:58:16 AM »
A. THE EBOLABEAST HAS COME TO DESTOY US ALL

B. Let's soak it in pee

A. Me first!
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #73 on: March 19, 2016, 10:06:36 PM »
"A selection of underage prostitutes."
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #74 on: March 21, 2016, 11:13:46 PM »
"Either that's a small thief on a stereo... or ONE BIG STEREO."
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