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Title: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on December 02, 2015, 03:35:32 PM: Chatting with friends is fun, and so is the goofy stuff we say! Heck, it's even more goofy out of context!

Rules:
- Keep the quotes anonymous
- Do not quote anything with personal information.
(will update if problems arise)
Your choice if you want it within quotation marks or a quote box; don't worry about it.
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Quote
I do not like the sound of a lion that only has 4 legs and an arse.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Grovygrunge on December 02, 2015, 03:40:54 PM: Quote
"I saw that!" *everyone proceeds to giggle*

Ah, friendship is funny when zero context is given.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Setcho on December 02, 2015, 03:45:42 PM: Quote
-pats gently- that's why its good to be a cat

#Cat #Lyfe
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on December 02, 2015, 03:47:43 PM: Quote
Uhh..
Not sure a single soldier having a nuke is a good idea

Good life advice. :L
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on December 02, 2015, 03:52:26 PM: "[Minotaur] was a gay cowboy
None
Minotaur sounds cooler than "cowman"
Sometimes
It varies from version to version"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on December 02, 2015, 07:41:46 PM: Quote
"Wait whOH MY GOSH THERE ARE DINSOAURS...

WHY ARE THE DINOSAURS BREATHING GAS AT ME!?"

Yeah, wierds things happen sometimes.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Wolxikin on December 02, 2015, 07:57:19 PM: Quote
GET OUT OF THE DANG HOLE ALREADY

Friends are fun XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on December 02, 2015, 08:00:08 PM: Quote
Why is the literal embodiment of death inside my mum's womb

:o :|
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Grey on December 02, 2015, 09:16:23 PM: Quote
and I went to the bathroom to shake my pants out just in case

It was a good story.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: George on December 03, 2015, 04:44:32 AM: Quote
Even angels fart.

I dunno if context makes this more or less funny. XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Wolxikin on December 03, 2015, 01:47:26 PM: Quote
The sausage of justice has fallen upon you

Gg frens
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on December 03, 2015, 03:37:58 PM: Quote
Oh, yeah, those beaver bothers. o.o;; I though you were going to end up being committed to a mental institution after a number of tries. D:

"Welcome to bonus stage!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on December 04, 2015, 04:26:49 AM: Quote
What if my poop comes out in disks, and glows in the dark?

What then?
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on December 05, 2015, 01:09:29 AM: "... I really shouldn't have taken Weapon Finesse- apples."

Later in the same chat:

[01:09:01] Person: must me done
[01:09:05] Person: me
[01:09:06] Person: me
[01:09:08] Person: me
[01:09:12] Person: be*

Post Merge: December 05, 2015, 11:46:25 PM
"The poop came from a bigger, sentient poop.

But where did the bigger, sentient poop come from?"

My conversations are weird
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on December 12, 2015, 01:11:05 AM: "Cut the **censor** goddamn tree!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on December 12, 2015, 02:16:29 AM: "Then you can tie the babies together with your body hair and make a raft!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 23, 2015, 11:38:05 PM: Quote
*sprays some cream in Tempest's mouth* there you go!

XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Aelyn Frostwolf on December 23, 2015, 11:41:23 PM: Oh christ Ulvus XD hahaha

"you're about as rich as my cat"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 23, 2015, 11:42:29 PM: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Aelyn Frostwolf on December 23, 2015, 11:45:52 PM: I must admit reading it here did make me laugh a lot XD

"You don't want to live in Quinton Ryan, my mates neighbour stabbed his cat & left it in his sink"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 23, 2015, 11:47:27 PM: So you just didn't think about it, when reading it there? XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Aelyn Frostwolf on December 23, 2015, 11:49:57 PM: Nope not at all - I was hungry man XD I have a pure mind unlike you lol
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 23, 2015, 11:51:46 PM: Quote
*romps up with my mouth wide open* I do!!!

I guess, mine is too dirty XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Aelyn Frostwolf on December 23, 2015, 11:53:06 PM: Stop man, i'm bloody crying at these XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: George on December 24, 2015, 12:41:35 AM: Quote
Draggy made greedy little draggy people

Hey!

Those are my kids you're talking about!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on December 24, 2015, 06:32:07 AM: "STOP DRILLING MY ROCK YOU ASSBUCKET!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Drakeyboy on December 24, 2015, 07:18:25 AM: "Little zebra goes out and in then explodes like nuclear bomb."

That alone was the funniest part. The whole thing is quite a treat though! XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Wolxikin on December 24, 2015, 01:14:26 PM: Quote
I don't know why I force myself to choke it all down

I couldn't help it XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Wolxikin on December 24, 2015, 02:15:16 PM: Is it bad I understand everything he's saying?
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dmscootr on December 24, 2015, 06:03:32 PM: Quote from: YuroRabbit on December 24, 2015, 04:59:02 PM
Oh my god it's big :o *she holds it and examines it, then licks at it* :3 :P

LOL I DIED WHEN SHE DID THIS (its a candy cane)
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 24, 2015, 06:20:46 PM: Oh my god! XD
That's the best!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dmscootr on December 24, 2015, 06:22:13 PM: xD I know right
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on December 29, 2015, 04:32:33 PM: "I no longer care about any of this -- I'm a friggen horse!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on December 29, 2015, 06:57:30 PM: "Seriously, what you're doing has got to be Pokémon abuse.
Those Premier balls are like those "Collect 15 stamps and get a free drinking glass"-offers you get at a grocery store, and if they hold the same quality, it's no wonder everything you try to catch with them is so desperate to break out from there.
You should be ashamed of yourself."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on January 16, 2016, 11:56:06 PM: [23:54:05] : ... Do I get a fishlady girlfriend?
[23:54:14] : actually
[23:54:19] : Don't answer that
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on January 17, 2016, 07:07:29 AM: "Who knows, you might even end up becoming self-aware! :D"

...That's one burn I've yet to fully recover from.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on January 17, 2016, 07:34:16 AM: Quote
No spoopy space, no spook, no lights
No demon, no cry
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on January 18, 2016, 04:45:27 AM: "HOLY SHI... DISPOSE OF CORPSE!! DISPOSE OF CORPSE!!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dmscootr on January 20, 2016, 11:14:03 PM: Person: I like my meat
Dmscootr: ( BWAHAHHAHAHA)
Dmscootr: ( * died from laughter* )
Person: (Oh shut up!!! XD)
Dmscootr: ( XD )

ahh I love it
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Drakeyboy on January 21, 2016, 04:11:57 AM: "I'm going going to milk ALL THE ANTS!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Eesha on January 21, 2016, 09:51:00 AM: "I don't know, I'm just aiming in the hole !"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Amna al-Dhi'b on January 23, 2016, 01:39:15 AM: "he's the hottest guy i've ever seen, including your celery."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Midnight Madness on January 23, 2016, 08:22:51 PM: Quote
Luci the stabsol

Gotta stab 'em all.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on January 26, 2016, 05:32:40 AM: "Could you please stop eye-raping my boots already?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Farewell on February 04, 2016, 04:17:13 PM: "If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber!"
Me: oh!! Thank you!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on February 04, 2016, 04:21:32 PM: "It hurt my brian"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: 138 on February 04, 2016, 07:04:57 PM: "Hehe we could make so many butts hurt. Shit, that sounded bad."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on February 05, 2016, 04:31:47 AM: [4:48:26 PM] [Friend 1]: Me and My elf have a good relationship!
[4:48:38 PM] [Friend 2]: WAIT
[4:48:43 PM] [Friend 2]: YOU'RE DATING AN ELF>
[4:48:46 PM] [Friend 2]: ?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Farewell on February 07, 2016, 06:26:53 PM: Me: And I scratched the poster up and tore stuff off. Hopefully the teacher doesn't notice and sees the fish. I don't want my fish to be thrown away
Friend: WHY DID YOU WRECK THE POSTER
Me: Because I was **censor** bored, duh
Friend: ....
Me: So I entertained myself
Friend: Well then
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Midnight Madness on February 14, 2016, 03:35:28 AM: "HEYNA, YOURE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 14, 2016, 09:20:42 AM: "Did you know ducks have corkscrew penises"

He is no longer our friend.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: moonwolf101 on February 14, 2016, 08:38:32 PM: "Ahh crossdressing! It's fine as long a male character doesn't.....WHY!?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: HyenaKing on February 15, 2016, 03:02:53 AM: R-"Hey fuckface"
R-"Hey FUCKFACE SHUT THE **censor** UP"
Drummer-"oh, cool." *plays louder*
R-*starts banging guitar on crash symbol*
Me- *Starts banging guitar on other crash symbol*
Title: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Farewell on February 15, 2016, 04:40:49 AM: Me- "I'm bored, entertain me!!!!" *screeches in my house loudly as possible.*
*Anonymous family member screams back loudly.*
Me- "Hey! Shut the **censor** up!!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Rudy Allen on February 15, 2016, 06:16:52 AM: "I love children."

Said my friend.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: HyenaKing on February 15, 2016, 03:43:47 PM: d: I LIKE MY COFFE HOW I LIKE MY DRUM HEADS
d: BLACK
d: XD
d: BAD JOKES XD KILL ME
N: ex dee
d: ecks dee
N: like you like your **censor** metal
N: black
N: ex dee
d: ecks dee!
N: XD!!!!!!
D: hahaha!
Y: sdsdjfkladsjf
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on February 18, 2016, 12:20:00 PM: "They see the guy fall and hit the ground, 'OH MY GOD! He LEFT the roof!'"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Grovygrunge on February 18, 2016, 12:58:16 PM: HAPPINESS IS PAIN!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: HyenaKing on February 18, 2016, 01:58:33 PM: You.: YOU GUNNA DEMAND MORE ITSS GOTTA BE AT YOUR HOUSE BOY
You.: UNLESS YOU WANNA MOVE THAT **censor** SETUP
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ori on February 21, 2016, 06:24:38 PM: When I draw a really good card in Magic the gathering that could win the game.

Raises eyebrows up and down: It's time for some... Fun.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: HyenaKing on February 21, 2016, 10:48:51 PM: YYY: ARE YOU DOING OKAY TODAY?
XXX: YES
XXX: FINE

YYY: Tell another bad joke?
ZZZ: your sex life

ZZZ: nice bum where u from
YYY: Sorry, what?
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on February 24, 2016, 02:48:12 PM: 1:You probably should not photocopy your butt, because the photocopier will break, and it will hurt.

2:Yea, do it at home like everyone else.

3: No. The lesson is... don't photocopy your butt... IF YOUR FAT.

1: so... photocopying your butt is perfectly fine as long as your thin... is that acceptable workplace behavior?

me: exactly! Why else would people go on diets!

3: YEA! people go on diets so they can photocopy their butts!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Grovygrunge on February 25, 2016, 03:13:00 PM: A: A duck sat in my kitchen
A: "Construction suspended"

Me: Kill the duck

A:It's a pet

Me: covertly have the duck die in an "accident"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on February 28, 2016, 09:32:28 PM: "Did I just kill myself with a banana?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: moonwolf101 on February 28, 2016, 09:39:27 PM: "Maybe we can watch anime on my dads tablet since my computer is running slow"
*grabs his tablet*
"Uhh..."
*I run up and jump next to her onto the bed*
"Is that what a think it is?"
"I'm just gonna put this back..."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on February 29, 2016, 01:36:46 PM: person1: Gib me more sleep?
Person2: there’s a nap for that
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: HyenaKing on February 29, 2016, 01:40:06 PM: Be careful, don't let her fool you with her womanly woes!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 29, 2016, 01:51:31 PM: A wetsuit is basically and anus with sleeves.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on March 09, 2016, 11:34:07 AM: -person- Is this your plan to secretly revive hitler?

-me- what?

-person-*points*

-me- Oh, that.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: HyenaKing on March 09, 2016, 01:24:58 PM: I hav'nt slept since I woke up.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on March 09, 2016, 02:03:14 PM: Hillery is a megalodon: confirmed
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Setcho on March 16, 2016, 04:28:16 AM: Dumb is like the little kid version of stupid.
...
...
...
Its diet stupid.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Wolxikin on March 19, 2016, 01:58:16 AM: A. THE EBOLABEAST HAS COME TO DESTOY US ALL

B. Let's soak it in pee

A. Me first!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: George on March 19, 2016, 10:06:36 PM: "A selection of underage prostitutes."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Kara on March 21, 2016, 11:13:46 PM: "Either that's a small thief on a stereo... or ONE BIG STEREO."
"Even rocks are sassing me now!"

Ah, siblings.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on March 28, 2016, 08:14:00 PM: [3:09:46 PM] 1: This dog symbolizes my soul
[3:10:25 PM] 2: I wanna hug it
[3:10:36 PM] 1: It needs hugs
[3:10:40 PM] 1: and less scoprions
[3:11:02 PM] 2: What are scoprions?
[3:11:22 PM] 1: like scorpions but dyslexic
[3:11:27 PM] 2: o
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on March 31, 2016, 11:04:36 AM: "Yes, you like to drink warm soda, and therefore, you are a heretic.
But you're cute, so you won't be executed...
Yet."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: 138 on March 31, 2016, 02:10:09 PM: "I gave it away to the yard moles."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ori on April 19, 2016, 10:39:06 PM: "Look I cut my deck shorter." All of us snickers. Friend "Omg my magic deck!" (We play mtg which is a card game. And half the time we're joking around about making decks stronger and bigger/shorter)

"Guys don't worry I have three decks!" Me; Snickers.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Farewell on April 19, 2016, 11:10:25 PM: Z (Me): "well happy birthday, **censor**"
H: "Thanks woman"
Z: "No problem."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Proto Triose on April 22, 2016, 10:14:30 AM: Overheard in California: "He can run, but he gets really tired after a while and starts breathing heavily."

Um ... yeah, that ... kind of tends to happen when you, you know, exercise?
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Farewell on April 22, 2016, 03:42:54 PM: Z: Drink, my children.
D: don't play god with the ants.
Z: play?! I am there god!!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on May 01, 2016, 05:30:00 AM: "I wasn't dancing, I was bloodbending! I really wish we could've seen our neighbor..."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: HyenaKing on May 01, 2016, 02:18:26 PM: "Are corn rows just fancy dreadlocks?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on May 01, 2016, 05:17:58 PM: Quote
"oh hey smallpox, oh hey the black death, oh hey oppression from all angles. Man my life is great"

Good olde Britain
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on May 16, 2016, 05:29:19 PM: Something some of my friends said

Friend 1: He's having a Cardiac Arrest!
Friend 2: Ok, good.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Black Ice on May 18, 2016, 03:22:07 PM: My band director once said
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU STEPPED ON BABY JESUS AND ARE HAPPY ABOUT IT!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ventus Fall on May 22, 2016, 04:31:06 PM: "Your face is a mythical creature."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on May 23, 2016, 07:10:33 PM: "I swear, you're worse than a Japanese tourist in the Archipelago sea!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on May 24, 2016, 02:26:46 PM: "Ancient dolphins were genocidal, and that's why we have Napoleon."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Jane on May 24, 2016, 02:31:14 PM: "But sir, we tore out all the pages, and made them into hats"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Black Ice on May 25, 2016, 01:20:24 AM: A:" How do you make money?"
B:" you work, that's how you make money."
A:" naa I will just be lazy and get free money. WRONG ANSWER" A drops B through a trap door.
A: " BYE BYE"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Folic Acid on May 25, 2016, 01:25:43 AM: Your so fake even China denies making you!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Wolxikin on May 25, 2016, 05:28:26 AM: K: STOP JUDGING ME BECKY
B: OMG I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU KAREN
K: OMG DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT TO ME
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on May 25, 2016, 05:35:09 AM: Quote
I'm awake and assaulted with sin
Why this

Good question.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dax Declan on June 04, 2016, 09:00:00 PM: Me: "Fine, I'll call you a stripper just stay here and don't break anything."

Friend: "Good because if you didn't I'd probably start burning shit" *Proceeds to chug champagne*

The reasons I play GTA V
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Jane on June 05, 2016, 03:11:22 PM: Brother " I'm gonna be mei cause for some reason I'm good with her"

Me*watches*

Brother" she looks like sarah palin guys so thats a plus"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on June 05, 2016, 05:28:13 PM: "Woof. Pieces not sold separately."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on June 09, 2016, 04:34:00 AM: Let's stop causing cancer.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Kara on June 10, 2016, 12:30:54 AM: "Soldier is refusing to generate the Navmesh, SO START DIGGING HOLES."

uh.. o-ok...
*Grabs shovel*
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Bricket on June 10, 2016, 12:34:52 AM: "Maybe Hitler and stalin were indeed a couple"
-My Brother, march 2016-
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on June 10, 2016, 12:39:57 AM: Quote from: Bricket on June 10, 2016, 12:34:52 AM
"Maybe Hitler and stalin were indeed a couple"
-My Brother, march 2016-

This is the first thing I read... I've seen enough
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on June 10, 2016, 12:59:46 AM: Quote
I'm surprised he didn't appear out of his navel

It's not a surprise that this came as a surprise.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Kara on June 10, 2016, 01:04:20 AM: L: im busy being salty
King Jest! (Jinxed): can i join you
L: yes
King Jest! (Jinxed): *screams salt out of my eyeholes*
L: throws salt everywhere
B: WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS SALT!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Bricket on June 10, 2016, 01:08:44 AM: "Why do banks steal our money?"
-My nephew (6 years old)-
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on June 13, 2016, 05:04:07 AM: If you choose to die at someone else's funeral, then you are a bastard.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on June 13, 2016, 01:41:03 PM: "I did a really important test yesterday...
...Your shoes are -almost- small enough to fit inside mine."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Farewell on June 13, 2016, 05:07:23 PM: "There's a bird in the classroom."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on June 14, 2016, 11:33:25 PM: Dad: "Are you a bare bear?"
Me: "What?"
Dad: "Wait, no, I didn't mean it like that!"
Me: "What did you mean?"
Dad: "I didn't mean it like that!"
Me: "But what did you not mean?"
Dad: "Uh... LGB--..."
Me: "Oh! Heh!"

*later on after silence*
Dad: "Bare bear..."
Me: "Bare bear."
...
Dad: "Bare bear?"
Me: "Bare bear."
Dad: "Bare bear."
Title: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Farewell on June 14, 2016, 11:55:01 PM: X: "What's with you and older men video game characters?"

Me: *licks lips* "...**censor** you."

__________________________________________

Mom: "who wrote **censor** you on my stuff?!"

Me: "that was me"

Mom: "why?!"

Me: "I don't know. Stop yelling, my god."

Mom: "so are you going to eat or not?"

Me: "not if its grilled cheese I'm not in the mood......... Don't worry I can starve for another day~"

Mom: "really?"

Me: "Huehuehue!"

Brother: "Hueheu!"
_________________________________________
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on June 15, 2016, 03:02:48 PM: Why don't we grow a pear?
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on June 15, 2016, 04:40:21 PM: Quote from: Salakar Crocoli on June 15, 2016, 03:02:48 PM
Why don't we grow a pear?

I'm sorry but I cantaloupe
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on June 16, 2016, 04:16:22 AM: A: "...You hate me, don't you?" x-x'
B: "Yes" :3
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Bricket on June 16, 2016, 04:28:40 AM: Friend: you are the biggest asshole I know
Me: just that?
Friend: possible even worse but that is what makes you that great.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: George on June 28, 2016, 08:20:02 PM: "The way to solve an awkward moment is...flatulence!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Nishjin on June 28, 2016, 08:44:09 PM: "Holy crap! Compuuuuter! MONITER SCREEN!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on June 28, 2016, 11:29:04 PM: "It's the best thing since SLICED JESUS.“
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Nishjin on June 29, 2016, 12:34:08 AM: "What? He played trump? I didn't know there was trump left!"

(This was from a card game xD)
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on June 30, 2016, 05:42:57 AM: Quote
[6/29/2016 10:49:16 PM] [redacted]: Stalin killed Trump
[6/29/2016 10:49:20 PM] [redacted]: he time traveled just for this
[6/29/2016 10:49:27 PM] [redacted]: GOMMUNISM

The world revolves around Trump.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Detroit on July 02, 2016, 02:57:51 PM: "feeling sandwiches is not an emotion"
Title: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Farewell on July 03, 2016, 01:20:16 AM: "I'm going to kill myself." (not literally)
"Don't say that!"
"I'll be in hell if you need me, farewell."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: PossumDeMort on July 03, 2016, 02:35:33 AM: "no, seriously, if you sell 5 kidneys, you can pay to go to space"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Grey on July 03, 2016, 12:55:29 PM: "Just a second, Hell, I gotta sneeze"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Detroit on July 04, 2016, 09:56:50 PM: "people cant just die thats illegal you spoon"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Alistair on July 08, 2016, 08:04:54 AM: "We're one person short of a sleipnir costume"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on July 08, 2016, 11:17:09 AM: [1] - Thursday 16:56
> i wonder how much it costed

[2] - Thursday 16:56
> More than a bag of Pepperonis

[Me] - Thursday 16:56
> didn't he say it was $8,000 all together?

[2] - Thursday 16:57
> That's like

[2] - Thursday 16:57
> 5000 bags of Pepperoni
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ventus Fall on July 15, 2016, 03:50:49 PM: (person A) "Laser cutting your wings now : )"
(person B ) "It's already started."
(Me) "Already? O_o"

Quote from: Alistair on July 08, 2016, 08:04:54 AM
"We're one person short of a sleipnir costume"

Also, I love that quote.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on July 16, 2016, 02:39:38 AM: Person a " the best and funniest way to come out would be jumping out of the closet while banding two pans together."

Me hours later * kicks the closet door open while banging two pots together.*

Person a "I said pans not pots you doof!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Jane on July 17, 2016, 09:49:31 PM: "god made you lactose intolerant for a reason, you're so fat.
..so fat"

Courtesy of the movie I watched at 1 am
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on July 18, 2016, 06:31:32 PM: "You're not edgy! You're a teenager. There's a difference!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 06:34:28 PM: "hey babe... or dude... idk whatever"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Nishjin on July 18, 2016, 06:52:02 PM: Quote from: VokunAhHren on July 18, 2016, 05:26:03 PM
You having boobs.
*giggles*

This was directed towards me, just sayin'.
Even less context given XP
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on August 08, 2016, 12:56:19 AM: - "I've got to say, you have a weird obsession with sacks."
- "Says the guy who's constantly fiddling with chests."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: [INACTIVE] on August 08, 2016, 12:58:47 AM: Person: I don't want to come.

Me: Oh but I can ;)
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Bricket on August 08, 2016, 07:24:48 AM: (Person A to Person B)
Pers. A: "You're the most horrible human being I've met"
Me to A:"Wait until you've met me"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Nishjin on August 10, 2016, 05:17:00 AM: I don't screw people unless they want me to. And even then, I'm hesitant.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: sha-draw on August 10, 2016, 05:55:27 AM: R: there I did it.

D: no you didn't.

R: yeah I did.

D: oh, you did.

R: sorry its so small.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on August 10, 2016, 05:59:45 AM: "If I were you, I'd have picked green caviar rather than red"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: [INACTIVE] on August 10, 2016, 07:56:57 AM: Me: Сука Блят (Cyka Blyat)

Person: What does that mean?

Me: You'll fine out...
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Bricket on August 13, 2016, 04:32:24 PM: Me towards Sha
"You can't just simply eat grenades, Sha"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on August 22, 2016, 01:55:45 PM: "A basket with three kittens born on a certain day to uncertain parents, five traffic cones, twelve slightly rusty tea-spoons and seven bottles of store brand roll-on deo.
Optionally also some dragon tears and that old man that gave you weird looks at the train station last Thursday, but those aren't as important as the egg whisk and untuned violin.
Oh, and above all, don't forget to chant in a heavy and obviously-faked Russian accent while standing on your head with your left big toe in your right ear. Things might not work as intended if you don't."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Nishjin on August 22, 2016, 09:49:17 PM: ^Lemony Snicket in a nutshell.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on August 23, 2016, 02:29:49 PM: "I wonder what stroking feels like."
^In context, this was a perfectly normal sentence
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on August 24, 2016, 03:42:00 AM: M: "You know what it's like, traveling by train, just sitting there, staring out through the window?"
B: "Yeah, what about it?"
M: *Deadpan* "It really ruins the mood when the train suddenly goes past the more or less freshly-mangled carcass of a moose"
B: *Random sound of disbelief* "...I bet you'd be really fun at parties."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dax Declan on August 25, 2016, 05:48:18 AM: "I'll take the angry gorilla over the rusty pocket knife"
My friend loves to give horrific hypotheticals.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on August 27, 2016, 07:19:07 AM: "His parents must have had very good taste when they gave him food"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ventus Fall on August 30, 2016, 10:52:53 AM: "Also, it seems I like Abricot jam. Thanks to you. Great. Now I like healthier things.
But I still only like your Abricot jam.
Just tell no one."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Alistair on August 30, 2016, 01:13:39 PM: "Gimme your face"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dax Declan on September 03, 2016, 06:30:40 AM: 1: *extends hand for handshake*
2: The **censor** is this?
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Kara on September 03, 2016, 04:26:15 PM: "No naked Yoyu's please. ... I just said that."
-Me
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Farewell on September 03, 2016, 08:16:48 PM: Me towards my brother: "Ew, don't touch me... **censor** hobo."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on September 13, 2016, 05:20:13 PM: M: "Seriously, there's nothing wrong with my computer mouse!"
F: "Yeah yeah, whatever you say..."

*Silence*

F: "You know, sometimes you just have to let go..."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ventus Fall on September 14, 2016, 01:23:23 PM: Me: Hi there rainbow face
Other person: Hello nazi waffle crusher
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Kara on September 15, 2016, 01:50:15 AM: (http://image.prntscr.com/image/f02c36eb75844027afef6423bb317645.png)

I love hanging out with other lynx.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on September 15, 2016, 03:50:38 PM: Me: "To be honest, I'd love to become a miner there"
Mom: "Hmmm, I suppose everyone goes through such a phase in their life at one point or another"
Me: "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!!!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Kara on September 15, 2016, 07:23:03 PM: Quote
Because emo Ness likes to photocopy butts.

Thats-

From someone I just disowned.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ventus Fall on September 15, 2016, 09:21:27 PM: Quote from: Cheza on September 15, 2016, 03:50:38 PM
Me: "To be honest, I'd love to become a miner there"
Mom: "Hmmm, I suppose everyone goes through such a phase in their life at one point or another"
Me: "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!!!"

Oh my gosh XD
I laughed so hard, thanks for sharing this, Cheza.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ventus Fall on September 17, 2016, 10:33:18 PM: "Are you comfor-table?"
"Yes, I am a comfor-table."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Alistair on September 17, 2016, 11:24:52 PM: "More baby bottles and more problems, just like real children"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on September 18, 2016, 04:17:56 AM: Imagine a world where everyone is born with a unique pattern of colors and if someone grabbed your elbow, their pattern spreads over your body.

^paraphrased, not quoted, but the quotes was said really sloppily and broken up.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Kara on September 18, 2016, 05:10:23 PM: "The eggroll demon is freeing itself."

My best friend talking about my burn that i got taking eggrolls out of the oven.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Teo on September 18, 2016, 06:00:28 PM: "smart babies drink bleach"

-a friend on steam explaining how only smart babies can open the hard to open bleach bottles
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on September 18, 2016, 06:17:22 PM: M: "But why?"
B: *Dramatic* "Such is the will of God!"
*B proceeds to put on a hoodie*
M: *Random sound of disbelief*
B: "What?"
M: "The print on your hoodie"
*Print on hoodie reads "No Gods no masters"*
B: "Ummm, yeah, right..."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dax Declan on September 26, 2016, 04:18:31 PM: "NO! What are you doing! You didnt have to kill it! Just let ot outside..."
"No you have to kill them or else theyre just gonna come right back. Just like your enemies, if you dont kill them then theyll haunt you for the rest of your **censor** life!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ori on October 09, 2016, 09:53:23 PM: I am on the side of the one who causes the most destruction :D

My friends were trying to mark each other with charcoal and I lent one of them the softest charcoal I had. A bystander asked whose side am I on, and I said, "I am on the side of the one who causes the most destruction! :D"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on October 13, 2016, 03:30:13 PM: How can time go round if the world is flat?
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on October 14, 2016, 03:53:39 PM: B: "Dammit! Brimstone is on sale and I only have 1/2 black heart left!"
M: "And no credit card? My condolences"
B: ";__; *Tears up*"
-Short break-
B: "WELL F**K!!!! COMPLETELY FORGOT I HAD JUDAS SHADOW"
M: Your rage is growing.

Binding of Isaac claims yet another victim...
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ori on October 18, 2016, 12:08:09 AM: "How come I'm the only one scared?!"
"I don't know... I guess I've come to accept my fate."

Our friend was driving stupidly and kept joking that he's gonna kill us all. Our other friend just came to accept it.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on October 18, 2016, 12:23:23 AM: "If it doesn't have any weird face-stripes, it's no child of mine"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: sha-draw on October 19, 2016, 12:36:30 AM: "S: Where did you put it?"
"G: in the oven. "
"S: YOU PUT THE DOG IN THE OVEN? "
"G: Oh you wanted the dog in the oven... "
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: George on November 02, 2016, 06:00:41 PM: I didn't shave my forehead!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on November 04, 2016, 11:05:46 PM: "What the hell is a hurdy-gurdy?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on November 08, 2016, 05:15:20 AM: "We cleaned the toilets, we gassed ourselves, but we did something today. And that's all that matters."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on November 14, 2016, 05:42:00 AM: "If something identifies itself as a wardrobe and you sit in it, does that mean you're in the closet?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Alistair on November 14, 2016, 08:17:16 AM: "SPIDER FRIEND!!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on November 14, 2016, 07:43:59 PM: "If I die... Can I be a tree?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Bricket on November 15, 2016, 01:51:21 AM: "It's like you refuse to die"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on November 20, 2016, 01:28:09 AM: Quote from: bohrium on November 20, 2016, 01:14:16 AM
"Gosh you're such a mom Al, I bet you carry around tide to go or something."

Yes, it's from a roleplay, but it made me laugh. XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Alistair on November 29, 2016, 02:12:20 AM: "Aw, did you visit the butt-stabber?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on December 03, 2016, 06:06:39 PM: Quote
he's my babby
He's my babby I like to punch sometimes
with tragic shit

When you get attached to your original character
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Seko on December 04, 2016, 02:31:40 AM: "we shall look for nipple clams together :D"

"I am a man with glorious G cup breasts and you will respect that"

"BOOBLES!"

"You open a clam, and instead of a pearl... a single writhing nipple"

"That's not a kick! That's not even my ass!"

"I have no dreams... except that one time I dreamed IKEA brought me the wrong couch"

"here is a 2am picture of my chubby son who eats leaves off the floor and licks walls"

"I am your love--Your angle--Do NOT treat me like potato!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on December 06, 2016, 11:20:24 PM: [anon] - Today at 5:13 PM
xD I know that feel
Brb kitten in washing machine

[me] - Today at 5:14 PM
WHAT
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Alistair on December 30, 2016, 02:45:28 AM: "ive got a head full of empty and exactly one butter knife
its time"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Seko on January 03, 2017, 03:58:21 AM: "It's a double-whammy for my tummy and my conscience!"

"I psychologically disarmed a cashier for chocolate because I was hungry"

"He had a single flacid, limp, dusty boob on his shelf. Purely for throwing."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Bricket on January 04, 2017, 11:30:46 PM: "To be fair, when the world is burning you would just make it one big BBQ"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Kara on January 05, 2017, 06:19:13 PM: Anon: "Santa has magic gloves that knocks kids out so he can put them in grocery carts and push them into his cave, Satan hangs out in sewer drains drinking, and the angels of the lord wears trench coats and ties."

Me: "My new religion"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on February 01, 2017, 09:45:57 AM: Me: You know, I reckon trump will revolutionize cheese.
He will make America Grate again.

Friend: I hate you so much
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on March 18, 2017, 10:09:52 PM: Me: "The thought of a short fursuiter accidentally getting trampled flat into the carpet by taller suiters during a fursuit parade is both horrifying and amusing at the same time."
B: "Part of the ship, part of the crew."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ventus Fall on March 23, 2017, 08:44:40 PM: Quote from: V
>_< omg I wish I was you rn...
Or actually anyone..
I wanna do anything else other than maths!
Quote from: Me
You do not want to be me now xD
Quote from: V
xD why?
Quote from: Me
Life :P
Quote from: V
x3
You can always die? xD just kidding..
Quote from: Me
WELL
THEN
That's not depressing at all!

Such a good friend.
>.>
<.<
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Bricket on March 23, 2017, 08:48:27 PM: Friend to me
"Have you tried not to blow up the world?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on March 24, 2017, 11:11:26 AM: "Please, under no circumstances, moon the general text channel"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on March 27, 2017, 10:22:45 PM: "That was meant to be a nasty nasty fight, but then someone got grappled by a squirrel, and the Squirrel grappling them threw all the original battle plans out the window."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Ventus Fall on April 10, 2017, 03:30:08 PM: Other person talking to me with all its glorious typo's ;D

Quote from: other person
I'm here, my internet is beinf slow and weird
it's nothing too weird, just something that happens sometime to everyone
like maybe a bird sat on the antena
it's stabilised now
but I will mention it
no one should have a ping of 3000
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: George on May 17, 2017, 10:13:51 AM: "Not really sure what was happening, if [it] was like 3 guys at once"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on May 17, 2017, 12:02:13 PM: "Just because I have two hands and a face does not make me a clock."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: George on May 20, 2017, 06:04:21 PM: "I didn't mean to imply I would **censor** Hitler"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dazed on May 31, 2017, 06:08:06 AM: "Logen ur head looks liek a chiken
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Malina on May 31, 2017, 01:17:19 PM: "It be a Cee apostrophe apostrophe colon oh my
I'm gonna ace that test with this knowledge !"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: ? on May 31, 2017, 07:31:12 PM: " http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/AUG%20%7C%20Akihabara%20Accept%20%28Factory%20New%29 (http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/AUG%20%7C%20Akihabara%20Accept%20%28Factory%20New%29) "

" If I could spend that much on a meme that would be what I would buy "

" Wait dag fuq

" I thought this thing was only 400 "

" 1,314 one of a kind "

XD
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on June 02, 2017, 03:01:43 AM: "Disclaimer: Please do not feel the rabbit"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on June 08, 2017, 01:01:12 PM: "Been spending so much time indoors lately that I honestly felt confused when I went outside and there were flowers everywhere >->"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Malina on June 08, 2017, 06:37:39 PM: "This will be us one day:
(http://i.imgur.com/HEXo2Bx.png)
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dazed on June 08, 2017, 06:42:13 PM: "ITS LIKE LOOKING AT THE SUN BUT WITH YOUR EARS"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on June 08, 2017, 07:59:57 PM: Me: You of all people should know I could never be a clockmaker. I hate the sound of ticking clocks.
Me: I can already picture it. People entering my shop, being all "Ohaidere, my clock is broken", and I'm just all "Good."

Me: And if it would just be some sort of maintenance work, I'd intentionally mess it up, and explain "The clock struck, so I had to strike back!"
Me: There's no way this could possibly end well.

F: Well, you could always hand people my number and go "Try this place instead. She's a clock-whisperer."
Me: I guess it's decided then. Clockmaker it is.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: George on June 13, 2017, 07:48:51 AM: "minions help to oppress sergals everywhere"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on June 14, 2017, 09:32:02 AM: "You look like a Soviet-era police woman!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on June 25, 2017, 01:29:18 PM: "Current events in this server: Friendly competition, [1] misses for the 14th time, goddamn jamming mechanics are the work of satan, [1] and [2] are in competetive competiton, [1] gets shot and has water thrown at him, bot's are praising Gaben, it's a free for all to the death over **censor** ducks."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dazed on June 26, 2017, 01:35:03 AM: "Hallo their beauteful ledies"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on July 01, 2017, 07:44:13 AM: This isn't a quote from a chat, it;s from a video I will link here. (https://youtu.be/933XNdClFrc?t=462)

"What if we could build a taller cat bowl."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Dazed on July 09, 2017, 10:47:23 AM: THROWING TEA IN THE WATER THATS TURNING THE FREAKIN COLONISTS GAY!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on July 11, 2017, 07:48:31 PM: C: Hi, are you gay?
B: No, asexual actually...
C: Welp, there goes that...
B: That response made me laugh...
C: Wait... IM NOT SAYING I'M!!!
B: Haha!
C: Dammit!
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on July 23, 2017, 09:54:06 PM: "Dafuq is acerola? Some sort of welding gas? Why would you put that in mineral water?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on November 18, 2017, 12:46:25 AM: Me:Tactical petting
Me:That is a phrase I can say, that has genuine meaning
Me:possibly even in life and death situations
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on November 18, 2017, 04:39:13 AM: "But some people are just happy because they're 'durr'."

Said by a 45 year old.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on November 18, 2017, 01:44:16 PM: "Noob meal no gun no wtf"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Jsipe13 on November 21, 2017, 05:57:25 AM: "ordered two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on January 05, 2018, 10:36:07 PM: "Sh*t, that's a lot of pigeons..."

-Magz
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on January 05, 2018, 10:42:37 PM: "Even if you're upset it's still no excuse to go swimming in soup."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on January 06, 2018, 05:45:42 PM: On a related notice:

Quote
"Guy's, can we just let them have it? This CTF match has been going on for soo long, I can't my toes anymore, and I wanna eat soup now..."

"YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DELICIOUS SOUP WHEN WE WIN"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on January 08, 2018, 08:15:12 PM: "I don't do options, I do bread!"

---

"I play 'Walk'* when I get annoyed."

*Pantera song
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on January 12, 2018, 07:23:11 PM: Quote
Right oh safety squints engage, mother on speed-dial two condoms cord out!

Ooh, it works!

HAHAA, HIDE SMIRKING GENTLEMEN!!! :D

AvE is an okay guy, I guess...
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 19, 2018, 01:56:34 AM: I was enormous. But it's gross to prepare and nobody eats it.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on February 12, 2018, 08:49:30 PM: "Gordon Brown's getting bubbly."

"Brown's crispier than I thought."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on February 14, 2018, 06:04:01 PM: In voicechat:

A: So yea, what's up with that?

B: well you see~

A: Wait, hold on, I need to stop my dog from eating my brother.

B: wait what?
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Naval on February 14, 2018, 06:58:06 PM: “No that’s not how you build a robot.”
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on February 14, 2018, 07:23:46 PM: B: "That soldier is a spy!"

S: "Yes!" *High-fives B*

B: "Okay!" *Spontaneously explodes*

S: "Thanks!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Thorns on February 15, 2018, 12:58:25 PM: "Sometimes,I wonder why I still let you be my friend.I've tried to get rid of you four times and it's ME who keeps coming back to you."

-My friend
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on February 18, 2018, 06:02:33 PM: C: "There is only one true god, and his name is Adolf..."

B: "Adolf who?"

C: "....."

B: "Say his name!"

C: "NO!!!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on February 18, 2018, 07:08:28 PM: "Da raven be a funky-ass big-ass black bird, a gangmember of tha crow crew. Well shiiiit, it is massive, bigger than a funky-ass buzzard. [...] it be all black wit a big-ass bill, n' long wings."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on February 19, 2018, 03:46:00 PM: heyy, baby, you give me nipples like lead bullets! *winkwink*
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 22, 2018, 06:53:47 PM: Err... yes, it is - it most certainly is. But that's okay, because I like you just how you are!

Even if you would rather wear nothing than a thong...
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on February 22, 2018, 07:08:50 PM: Wow, George Bush looks soo sweet and friendly here! It's hard to imagine he just stole a couple of thousand TV's to light the sheep on fire...
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on March 31, 2018, 03:30:05 PM: B: *Reads off a can* "Prevents corrosion on contacts... Yeah, that should do."
Me: "You mean that stuff could help save my social life?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 09, 2018, 08:42:18 AM: "Guys are good, guys are very good!"

---

"I had a dream where I was General Patton and my troops wouldn't follow my orders because I lost my top hat. The Japanese also dropped cheese on us, that was a real dream I had... so I win." - Me
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on April 09, 2018, 12:17:25 PM: Senior engineer: (About me) "Na, he wouldn't survive a day with my daughter..."

Me: "Is this a challenge?"

Senior engineer: "OI, DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YA' A RIDE HOME?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Kara on April 09, 2018, 09:07:03 PM: "They'd censor a nazi sign but not a black dude's arm being ripped off. Not sure if that's racist or not racist."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: George on April 14, 2018, 04:15:14 AM: "Come on, George. Be a mum~"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 15, 2018, 04:31:18 AM: "Tweak is the Christian god."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on May 11, 2018, 06:24:44 AM: Yeah stevia totally has a weird aftertaste, but Steve does aswell...
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on May 14, 2018, 08:34:38 AM: "I punched the sheep and it just gave me bedroom eyes"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on May 14, 2018, 01:00:16 PM: "I wonder if it's the only place where it's considered polite to thank people for spontaneously exploding after giving them a high five..."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on June 04, 2018, 03:27:05 PM: "It's like the Thu'um, except in real life, and at least three times as useless."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Oriaan on June 05, 2018, 10:34:30 PM: "give go go squeeze the good succ"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Angder on June 08, 2018, 10:18:54 PM: "Its Schrödinger's roll, if I don't roll it its not good or bad, if I roll it.... I could end up with a dead cat"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on June 09, 2018, 03:38:19 PM: 1: "Yes, so this mission is gonna be sort of wild weaseling with vegans, providing eyes and ears for the guy's in the A-10's and the harry's, basically...

4: "Aight, so we're not actually hitting anything?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on June 14, 2018, 06:48:58 PM: "It was noisy and expensive, but it also had rhinos!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on June 15, 2018, 02:43:42 PM: Boss figure: "Would you like a piece of toast?"

Me: "No thank you."

Boss figure: "Well, that's a shame. Because you're getting two of them, twat..."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: hanngnecessary on June 29, 2018, 02:58:53 AM: Quote
Why toilets are... "scary".

yea......you don't want to know
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on June 29, 2018, 07:02:36 AM: "You might not believe this, but I figured out how to use the microwave!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on July 02, 2018, 07:56:17 PM: "Sorry, we can't offer you this position. Your IQ test is all wrong and your blood tastes like root beer."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: hanngnecessary on July 03, 2018, 10:43:44 PM: "I got back and i hate a sandwich!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: L. Jay Echoes on July 09, 2018, 12:19:49 PM: "Face it. We need a fatter coffin."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on July 14, 2018, 04:10:46 PM: "It means buckle your Kansas, Dorothy. Because your seatbelt is going bye-bye..."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on August 04, 2018, 08:27:54 PM: "All this confusion started with a genie ass. No one wished for this"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: MaverickTheFur on August 04, 2018, 08:30:38 PM: "I wonder who the palindrome is"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on August 09, 2018, 10:04:58 PM: E: "So, we're fiiine! *Chuckles* As long as nobody [redacted] any unicorns!"

S: "Engie? I [redacted] unicorns."

E: *angered* "What?"

S: "I am full of magic."

E: "How... Much..."

S: "Pootus invisem modum invocem demoman"

MC: "NO! MAKE THE MAGIC STOP!"

Demomen:

"AAYM BACK!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: MaverickTheFur on August 14, 2018, 11:59:20 PM: "I'm not [redacted-ing] Spyro"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Corran Orreaux on August 15, 2018, 05:52:15 AM: "Oh sorry, It seems your crucifixion has to be delayed, John rubbed pudding on the horses again."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on August 17, 2018, 02:52:34 PM: "What are you? You can tell me. I won't remember anyways."

"Are you armed?"

"We have ruled this world since the wheel and the fire. We have no need for weapons."

Gunshots

"Welcome to America..."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Oriaan on September 22, 2018, 04:11:34 PM: Had this conversation in person with a friend in art class

Friend: "I want it to be chRistmassSs. I don wanna be in the christmass nut cracker's mouth! I don wanna be an almond!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: The Past on September 27, 2018, 02:32:02 AM: "Those are not children's teeth! You tricked me! Children don't have gold teeth, come on."

---

"Wait, Austin? Austin the human or Austin the place?"
"Austin the city."
"I'm in the human."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Wycca on September 27, 2018, 03:41:14 AM: "How would you like to live in a world that was ruled by hippos that weren't hippos?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Brisky on October 03, 2018, 07:06:05 PM: A: "Kraai trade?"

B: "What do you want"

A: "I am Romania"

B: "No, I meant, what do you want to trade?"

A: "Many"

B: "I don't have a many"

A: "Yes"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Skye Silvermoon on November 12, 2018, 07:00:30 PM: "I just swallowed a hotdog without chewing it"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Oriaan on November 13, 2018, 03:57:45 AM: quotes from my friend who makes jokes about me being a furry:
"Hewwo adwian, this is weah, your fuwwy dodess"
"Adwian I am your fuwwy qween"
"Adwiaaan im gonna pee pee your bed"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on December 17, 2018, 12:15:44 PM: "Well hurry up, I have circuits to curse at!"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Alistair on December 18, 2018, 08:32:50 AM: " -ravenously eating wrappers off ground-
It's called recycling."
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Cheza on December 21, 2018, 04:20:52 PM: M: "There's nothing quite like watching a noob skipping off into the sunset towards their first real adventure..."
*Dead silence*
M:"...Are you stuck in my vegetable farm?"
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Jenac Azaela on January 03, 2019, 10:50:27 PM: Quote
Bunny suit to you too :3

Not sure why they needed to say that, but oh well.
Title: Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
Post by: Drakion on February 26, 2019, 07:13:17 PM: Quote
I play five nights at freddy’s only for the jumpscares.

well DONT WE ALL!!!