Out-of-Context Chat Quotes

[Farewell]

Me towards my brother: "Ew, don't touch me... **censor** hobo."

[Cheza]

M: "Seriously, there's nothing wrong with my computer mouse!"
F: "Yeah yeah, whatever you say..."


*Silence*


F: "You know, sometimes you just have to let go..."

[Ventus Fall]

Me: Hi there rainbow face
Other person: Hello nazi waffle crusher

[Kara]

I love hanging out with other lynx.

[Cheza]

Me: "To be honest, I'd love to become a miner there"
Mom: "Hmmm, I suppose everyone goes through such a phase in their life at one point or another"
Me: "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!!!"

[Kara]

Because emo Ness likes to photocopy butts.

Thats-


From someone I just disowned.

[Ventus Fall]

Me: "To be honest, I'd love to become a miner there"
Mom: "Hmmm, I suppose everyone goes through such a phase in their life at one point or another"
Me: "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!!!"

Oh my gosh
I laughed so hard, thanks for sharing this, Cheza.

[Ventus Fall]

"Are you comfor-table?"
"Yes, I am a comfor-table."

[Alistair]

"More baby bottles and more problems, just like real children"

[Salakar Crocoli]

Imagine a world where everyone is born with a unique pattern of colors and if someone grabbed your elbow, their pattern spreads over your body.

^paraphrased, not quoted, but the quotes was said really sloppily and broken up.

[Kara]

"The eggroll demon is freeing itself."


My best friend talking about my burn that i got taking eggrolls out of the oven.

[Teo]

"smart babies drink bleach"


-a friend on steam explaining how only smart babies can open the hard to open bleach bottles

[Cheza]

M: "But why?"
B: *Dramatic* "Such is the will of God!"
*B proceeds to put on a hoodie*
M: *Random sound of disbelief*
B: "What?"
M: "The print on your hoodie"
*Print on hoodie reads "No Gods no masters"*
B: "Ummm, yeah, right..."

[Dax Declan]

"NO! What are you doing! You didnt have to kill it! Just let ot outside..."
"No you have to kill them or else theyre just gonna come right back. Just like your enemies, if you dont kill them then theyll haunt you for the rest of your **censor** life!"

[Ori]

I am on the side of the one who causes the most destruction

My friends were trying to mark each other with charcoal and I lent one of them the softest charcoal I had. A bystander asked whose side am I on, and I said, "I am on the side of the one who causes the most destruction! "