Portals

[White Wolf Guardian]

The object of this thread is to make every post a teleportation to another location using a portal gun. Anyone who posts here, "scientifically" have a portal gun already. (For those unaware of the functionality of a Portal Gun you can make an orange and a blue portal, these portals can be moved anywhere, and both permit entrance or exit through either one. Say you wanted to go the top of a skyscraper you would make a portal up there and then make one on the ground floor where easily accessible and make your way up by just walking through one and coming out the other instantly!)

*Teleports to the top of the gas station down the street* Muahaha!

[Haxor]

*teleports to coachella* Arrrrgh! I missed it....

[Pea]

*Lizard aims the gun at the wall and fires a blue portal. He stares very curiously into the pure blue oval that just appeared on the surface. After a few moments of gazing into the blue void he aims the gun at the base of his floor fan and fires an orange portal. The resulting effects happen so quickly that Lizard's brain can barely register what is taking place.

First the solid blue oval seems to materialize into a gaping hole in the wall, and inside the hole he sees the bottom of his floor fan. The materialization took about a millionth of a second, and instantly his fan came zooming out of the wall and crashing into some shelves. Those shelves are knocked into the orange outlined hole on the ground and fly out of the blue outlined hole in the wall, resulting in even more damage and mayhem.

With things crashing and breaking all around him as even more things fall into the orange oval, Lizard does a great leap and belly flops into the bathroom. Before he could witness what else was happening in the living room he closes the bathroom door and huddles inside the shower. Meanwhile all sorts of scary noises boom, screech and crash from outside the door. Blue and orange lights flash through the cracks in the doorway as the gun is most likely being tossed around by all the flying debris. It takes a few minutes for the chaos to die down. And as soon as one last clink of metal sounds with no other noise following, Lizard uncurls from his fetal position. When he convinces himself that all is done he tries standing up, hitting his head hard on the shower tap. He's knocked out cold.*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Portals to work and saves an hour trip of gas*

[Kodachi Devil]

*ended up flying through the portal into lizards house*
ow that hurt....
*he rubs his head when he hears a thunk in the other room. He walks into the room and sees the unconsoous lizard.*
this could be very fun!
*proceeds to make a portal on the floor, and a portal on the ceiling directly above it, then drags lizard into it* ugh he's he--- hahahaah hes falling and falling and falling!
*giggles and watches this with great amusement*
 

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Makes a portal on the face of a distant mountainside a few miles away and jumps through the portal closeby* o.o I'm really high up off the ground.

[Zhono]

Perfect! Now this is my kind game! *whips out personal Portal Gun, complete with mods for more rapid fireing, longer range, a laser scope, and best of all, a auxillary trigger that shoots 10 mm pistol bullets, all of which aquired on other adventures* It's nice to have experiance. 

*uses magic to create an earthen ramp, then shoots a blue portal on it* There's one.... *shoots an orange portal at the ground next to Lizard's house* Nice... now... *jumps into blue portal and ason as he comesout of the orange portal, quickly shoots a blue portal at the angled cliff over Lizard's house. This causes Zhono to fall through the orange portal, zip out of the blue portal, and land on Lizard's roof, heavily* THUD!!!!

[Buddywolf]

*makes a portal in the middle of the walmart parking lot, fires another at the moon*  hee  run away!

[Zhono]

*notices a blue portal on the moon* Hmmm... I've always wondered what the moon looks like... *uses another special Porta Gun mod ability, a Portal Link, to link the blue portal on the moon up with his own orange portal on the ground, then jumps through the orange portal to the moon*

[White Wolf Guardian]

This is not a game, otherwise it would be in forum games . *Puts a portal on Mars* Yay!

[Pea]

*Lizard is having the strangest dream ever. It's like he's falling forever through darkness. Eventually he wakes up, and discovers he really is falling!*

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Ahhhhhhhhh! AHhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh..."

*He screams for about an hour before losing his ability to continue, and he curls up in a ball and cries to himself. He is absolutely terrified, and wonders how he is suppose to stop falling at terminal velocity forever without splatting on the edge of the portals.*

[Kodachi Devil]

*enters lizards house avain, and yanks him out of the portal, sighing*
im sorry....
*whimpers and hugs lizard*
i forgot to pull you out

[Pea]

*Lizard lays there on the floor, still curled up and staring forward all wide eyed and shaking uncontrollably.*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Plants asparagus on Mars and portals to Utah* Moar sand!

[Kodachi Devil]

*kodachi hugs lizard tightter, about to cry*
p-p-p-p-please don't cry you're gonna make me cry!
*sniffle*