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Title: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 21, 2011, 03:19:13 AM: The object of this thread is to make every post a teleportation to another location using a portal gun. Anyone who posts here, "scientifically" have a portal gun already. (For those unaware of the functionality of a Portal Gun you can make an orange and a blue portal, these portals can be moved anywhere, and both permit entrance or exit through either one. Say you wanted to go the top of a skyscraper you would make a portal up there and then make one on the ground floor where easily accessible and make your way up by just walking through one and coming out the other instantly!)

*Teleports to the top of the gas station down the street* Muahaha!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Haxor on April 21, 2011, 04:48:27 AM: *teleports to coachella* Arrrrgh! I missed it....
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Pea on April 21, 2011, 05:13:38 AM: *Lizard aims the gun at the wall and fires a blue portal. He stares very curiously into the pure blue oval that just appeared on the surface. After a few moments of gazing into the blue void he aims the gun at the base of his floor fan and fires an orange portal. The resulting effects happen so quickly that Lizard's brain can barely register what is taking place.

First the solid blue oval seems to materialize into a gaping hole in the wall, and inside the hole he sees the bottom of his floor fan. The materialization took about a millionth of a second, and instantly his fan came zooming out of the wall and crashing into some shelves. Those shelves are knocked into the orange outlined hole on the ground and fly out of the blue outlined hole in the wall, resulting in even more damage and mayhem.

With things crashing and breaking all around him as even more things fall into the orange oval, Lizard does a great leap and belly flops into the bathroom. Before he could witness what else was happening in the living room he closes the bathroom door and huddles inside the shower. Meanwhile all sorts of scary noises boom, screech and crash from outside the door. Blue and orange lights flash through the cracks in the doorway as the gun is most likely being tossed around by all the flying debris. It takes a few minutes for the chaos to die down. And as soon as one last clink of metal sounds with no other noise following, Lizard uncurls from his fetal position. When he convinces himself that all is done he tries standing up, hitting his head hard on the shower tap. He's knocked out cold.*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 21, 2011, 11:32:13 AM: *Portals to work and saves an hour trip of gas*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Kodachi Devil on April 23, 2011, 12:35:09 PM: *ended up flying through the portal into lizards house*
ow that hurt....
*he rubs his head when he hears a thunk in the other room. He walks into the room and sees the unconsoous lizard.*
this could be very fun!
*proceeds to make a portal on the floor, and a portal on the ceiling directly above it, then drags lizard into it* ugh he's he--- hahahaah hes falling and falling and falling!
*giggles and watches this with great amusement*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 23, 2011, 06:21:34 PM: *Makes a portal on the face of a distant mountainside a few miles away and jumps through the portal closeby* o.o I'm really high up off the ground.
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on April 23, 2011, 09:08:24 PM: Perfect! Now this is my kind game! *whips out personal Portal Gun, complete with mods for more rapid fireing, longer range, a laser scope, and best of all, a auxillary trigger that shoots 10 mm pistol bullets, all of which aquired on other adventures* It's nice to have experiance. ^_^

*uses magic to create an earthen ramp, then shoots a blue portal on it* There's one.... *shoots an orange portal at the ground next to Lizard's house* Nice... now... *jumps into blue portal and ason as he comesout of the orange portal, quickly shoots a blue portal at the angled cliff over Lizard's house. This causes Zhono to fall through the orange portal, zip out of the blue portal, and land on Lizard's roof, heavily* THUD!!!!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Buddywolf on April 23, 2011, 09:10:26 PM: *makes a portal in the middle of the walmart parking lot, fires another at the moon* hee run away!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on April 23, 2011, 09:23:16 PM: *notices a blue portal on the moon* Hmmm... I've always wondered what the moon looks like... *uses another special Porta Gun mod ability, a Portal Link, to link the blue portal on the moon up with his own orange portal on the ground, then jumps through the orange portal to the moon*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 24, 2011, 12:02:06 AM: This is not a game, otherwise it would be in forum games :P. *Puts a portal on Mars* Yay!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Pea on April 24, 2011, 12:08:24 AM: *Lizard is having the strangest dream ever. It's like he's falling forever through darkness. Eventually he wakes up, and discovers he really is falling!*

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Ahhhhhhhhh! AHhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh..."

*He screams for about an hour before losing his ability to continue, and he curls up in a ball and cries to himself. He is absolutely terrified, and wonders how he is suppose to stop falling at terminal velocity forever without splatting on the edge of the portals.*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Kodachi Devil on April 24, 2011, 12:15:46 AM: *enters lizards house avain, and yanks him out of the portal, sighing*
im sorry....
*whimpers and hugs lizard*
i forgot to pull you out
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Pea on April 24, 2011, 12:18:02 AM: *Lizard lays there on the floor, still curled up and staring forward all wide eyed and shaking uncontrollably.*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 24, 2011, 12:38:33 AM: *Plants asparagus on Mars and portals to Utah* Moar sand!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Kodachi Devil on April 24, 2011, 12:42:21 AM: *kodachi hugs lizard tightter, about to cry*
p-p-p-p-please don't cry you're gonna make me cry!
*sniffle*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Snowy Darkrose on April 24, 2011, 11:06:11 AM: puts blue portal on wall in front of me

climes on top of wall, spinning on the spot with eyes closed shots Orange portal randomly,

hehe this could be fun =^_^=
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on April 24, 2011, 10:50:32 PM: *somehow manages to portal to Mobius* :o Wow... this thing is about as chaotic as my Warp spell...
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Post by: Kodachi Devil on April 24, 2011, 11:05:45 PM: *appears from a portal in front of zhono*.
Is....is this mobius
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Post by: Snowy Darkrose on April 24, 2011, 11:07:43 PM: *nervously steps thou the blue portal on the wall and is surprised to find himself in a closed cargo create*

*slips and fires a blue portal on the other side of the crate*

O_o *runs around in circles scramming "I'm trapped I'm trapped"*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on April 24, 2011, 11:12:19 PM: Quote from: Kodachi Devil on April 24, 2011, 11:05:45 PM
*appears from a portal in front of zhono*.
Is....is this mobius

Yep, I believe so. It looks like we're on South Island, if I'm not mistaken... *notices a Chaos Emerald on top of a Loop* Hey! A Chaos Emerald! What do you say we grab it? *portals up to emerald* Come on!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 24, 2011, 11:27:23 PM: *Portals into the Monty Python and the Holy Grail* I can has holy hand grenade :D
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Kodachi Devil on April 24, 2011, 11:43:45 PM: *portals to it*
will we get in trouble?
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on April 28, 2011, 09:28:42 PM: *grabs Chaos Emerald* Did Sonic or Shadow get in trouble? Besides, it's not like we're going to try to rule the world with it or anything, just a souviner, and this could help us explore the rest of Mobius! *attatches Chaos Emerald to Portal Gun* Now for a test... *concentrates* Chaos... WARP!!! *shoots a portal at the ground. The portal somehow leads to Cocoa Island without a second Portal* Haha, it worked! *turns toward Kodachi* You want a Chaos Emerald too? We could probably find another one pretty easily using the one we have...
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Kodachi Devil on April 28, 2011, 09:38:52 PM: Sure! Hey can i make a portal on top of your head?
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on April 28, 2011, 09:52:40 PM: *notices the quick change in subject* Umm... sure?
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 28, 2011, 10:43:25 PM: Can I has portal in Chaos Emerald?
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Post by: Kodachi Devil on April 29, 2011, 12:21:10 AM: *makes a portal on zhonos head*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on April 29, 2011, 10:41:54 PM: *looks at portal on top of head* I wonder where this leads...

*uses spiritwalk to go outside of body and enter portal inside of head, after about 5 minutes...* Hey! I've found a Chaos Emerald! *spirit pops out of head* Apperently this portal lead to a Special Stage, go figure. *hands Kodachi Chaos Emerald and jumps back in body* Now, all we need is one for White Wolf and we can go to Cocoa Island. *starts searching for another Chaos Emerald*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Egan on April 29, 2011, 10:52:54 PM: *Makes portal in closet and out of closet*
Hey look, I can portal out of the closet! XD
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on April 29, 2011, 11:07:45 PM: Hmmm... I wonder... *enters closet* Hey! There's aChaos emerald in here too! *hands White Wolf the Chaos Emerald* Now. Anywhere any of you would like to go?
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 29, 2011, 11:15:44 PM: *Shoots a portal at the island of cocoa beans* o.o
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Kodachi Devil on April 30, 2011, 02:01:42 AM: I want to go to NARNIA
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Post by: Snowy Darkrose on May 01, 2011, 11:33:40 PM: *continus running round firing random protals*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 02, 2011, 10:13:01 PM: Hmmm... Ya know, Narnia sounds good right about now. *shoots a portal that leads to Narnia and hands a Chaos Emerald to White Wolf and another to Kodachi* Alright now, let's go to Narnia! Still want to go to Cocoa Island, White? Or do you want to come along?
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 02, 2011, 11:03:14 PM: Actually I want to go back to the glaciers *Shoots a portal to Antarctica*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 03, 2011, 09:59:20 PM: Erm... ok... *turns to Kodachi* Well, I'll meet you on the other side. *jumps through portal to Narnia* GERONIMO!!!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Kodachi Devil on May 03, 2011, 10:09:21 PM: *jumps to narnia*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Alexei on May 04, 2011, 07:48:15 PM: *Teleports to my room*

Now you're thinking with portals
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 04, 2011, 09:19:02 PM: *ends up on a strange beach, having no idea where the beach is* *sigh* I knew I should have studied Narnian lore back at the university... *turns to Kodachi* Do you have any idea where we are?
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Kodachi Devil on May 04, 2011, 10:26:23 PM: Nope! So...
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 04, 2011, 11:58:23 PM: *Jumps in and out of a couple portals on the beach* Weeeee
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Kite on May 06, 2011, 02:45:10 PM: Quote from: FoxyParkour on April 29, 2011, 10:52:54 PM
*Makes portal in closet and out of closet*
Hey look, I can portal out of the closet! XD

And he's coming to the closet!
And he's opening the closet!
And I'm making portal in the closet!
And I'm out of the closet!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 06, 2011, 04:53:14 PM: *Portals an alternate universe where Wheel of Fortune still has Bob Barker*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Ares the Ram on May 06, 2011, 05:03:12 PM: I dont know if thats on purpose or not, but Bob barker was on the price is right, not wheel of fortune.

*makes portal in corner and runs through in infinite cycle*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 06, 2011, 05:10:09 PM: Everything should have had Bob Barker! *Portals through Macid to Portal 2*
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Post by: Ares the Ram on May 06, 2011, 05:25:28 PM: wagh!!! *follows White*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 06, 2011, 05:29:06 PM: You cannot follow without $49.99 D: *Portals through a portrait of Cave Johnson*
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Post by: Ares the Ram on May 06, 2011, 05:33:51 PM: =( *makes a portal within a portal*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 06, 2011, 05:35:37 PM: *Portals right through the unhappy emoticon to a reverse world where it ish happieh*
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Post by: Daemon on May 07, 2011, 01:28:44 AM: *portals a portal that has been portaled. we need to go deeper to see the Inception reference*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 07, 2011, 02:42:11 AM: You're already asleep *Portals back to reality*
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Post by: Daemon on May 07, 2011, 02:48:27 AM: WHAT? NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *portals to Gladys*
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Post by: Kodachi Devil on May 07, 2011, 09:06:28 AM: *portals in to nicki minaj's house* YAY!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 07, 2011, 04:01:06 PM: *Portals to Kodachi Land* Squirrels!
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Post by: Kodachi Devil on May 07, 2011, 04:47:58 PM: Hooray for squirrels!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 07, 2011, 11:02:59 PM: *is all alone in Narnia* T_T *tumbleweed blows by* Well, looks like I'm done here since I have no clue where I am... *portals beside the next poster*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 08, 2011, 12:33:17 AM: *Portals to a neighbor universe with wolf squirrels* o.o
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Seko on May 08, 2011, 06:26:29 PM: *fires a portal on a slanted roof, before jumping into one on the floor* speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out >:D
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 08, 2011, 06:33:41 PM: *Portals white gel in Seko's mind, jumping around on portals* Moon rocks ish delicious!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Seko on May 08, 2011, 06:36:37 PM: And pure poison :c

*throws a cup of repulsion gel at someone's shoes*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 08, 2011, 06:38:29 PM: We can afford $7 worth of moon rocks maybeh? *Portals to facebook*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Seko on May 08, 2011, 06:42:37 PM: *grabs a companion cube huddles in a corner*

*Removed* O_O
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Alice The Necrofox on May 08, 2011, 06:53:34 PM: Someone made this?

O
M
G

*pulls out portal gun* HUZZAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! *shoots two portals and does a portal jump*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 08, 2011, 06:57:39 PM: Glad you like it! *Portals on Shiro's post ceiling and floor and keeps falling up and down through it* :P
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Alice The Necrofox on May 08, 2011, 07:00:02 PM: *runs around in circles*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 08, 2011, 07:04:31 PM: *Portals in the circles into squares*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Alice The Necrofox on May 08, 2011, 07:08:02 PM: *hits an edge of a circle and stumbles around then falls into one of my portals*

oh... nooooooooooooooo *gets catapaulted and then lands on a bunch of faith plates and they launch me around the room*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 08, 2011, 07:13:28 PM: *A talking personality sphere goes along with the flying fox prattling about many things at once*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Alice The Necrofox on May 08, 2011, 07:16:17 PM: *prattles with the AI*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 08, 2011, 07:17:32 PM: *Falls through a bunch of portals finding a room full of potato batteries and a flux capacitor* o.o
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Daemon on May 08, 2011, 08:40:16 PM: *places a portal on one wall and places another on the opposite. Goes forge mode and places a man cannon under the exit hole*

THIS IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN A COASTER!!!! *jumps into the entry hole, and continually goes through the holes, gaining speed*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE-!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Alice The Necrofox on May 08, 2011, 11:44:06 PM: *is still flying around in the air*
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Post by: Zhono on May 11, 2011, 09:45:21 PM: *portals up to GlaDOS and posesses her* *in robotic voice* I am filling the room with a deadly neurotoxin.
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 11, 2011, 09:48:33 PM: The neurotoxin levels are reaching dangerously nonlethal levels! *Portals to Half-Life 2*
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Post by: Daemon on May 11, 2011, 09:49:16 PM: PORTAL 2 REFERENCE!!! *puts portal gel on earth and moon, and shoots a portal on both, creating a vortex* I JUST WINZ!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 11, 2011, 09:52:11 PM: Portal 2 spoiler:

It would be redundant to put white gel on the Moon because that gel in particular is made from moon rocks

*Portals to Sunset Beach in California*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Daemon on May 11, 2011, 09:56:52 PM: Quote from: White Wolf Guardian on May 11, 2011, 09:52:11 PM
Portal 2 spoiler:

It would be redundant to put white gel on the Moon because that gel in particular is made from moon rocks

touche good Wolf. I forgot. Heh. *portals from America to China, comes out other side* Journey to the Center of the Earth was right...
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 11, 2011, 09:59:06 PM: *uses warp spell to warp to Sunset Beach*

I am flooding Sunset Beach with a deadly neurotoxin.
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 11, 2011, 10:02:28 PM: *Wears a breathing mask and continues collecting sand crabs while portaling them from one part of the beach to another*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 11, 2011, 10:18:59 PM: *summons Billy Hays on a car-thing with a portal gun* Billy: GET ON THE BALL!!! *Billy Hays uses portal gun to send a ball careening at White Wolf*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Daemon on May 11, 2011, 10:23:15 PM: *Vin Deisil portals out of nowhere*
Vin Deisel: No. *gets hit by the ball*

*everyone from L4D2 comes out, a helicopter landed*
(old guy with beard): Get to the chopper!
Zoe: What?
(old guy with beard): I said... <singing> GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!!!! ITS THE ONLY. WAY. OUT!!!!!!

* i portal back from china and create a portal under them*
Me: <singing> GET TO THE CHINA!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 11, 2011, 10:27:34 PM: *causes barrels to rainfrom portals in the sky* DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Alice The Necrofox on May 12, 2011, 01:31:54 AM: *is asleep on a companion cube*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Daemon on May 12, 2011, 05:00:03 AM: *portals next to Weebley*

Weebley: It's OK, I can hack it.... a-a-a-
Dr. Hax: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: WHAT THE FU-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*ending of portal 1 scene as a bomb explodes...*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 12, 2011, 09:42:42 PM: *the explosion causes a malfunction in Zhono's magicka, causing him to turn back t normal and start to fall to the ground*

:o ARRRGGHH!!!! *quickly shoots a portal at the ground, expecting the Chaos Emerald to take effect and allow him to warp without a second portal, but to no avail*

WHAT THE FU- *hits the ground hard enough to toss a ton of sand into the air*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Kodachi Devil on May 13, 2011, 09:55:31 AM: *portals into Rapture* oooh splicers =3
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Daemon on May 13, 2011, 10:16:05 AM: *Portals into Dead Space 2*

AHHHHHHH! VERY BAD IDEA!!!!! AAAAAAH!!!!!! ZOMBIE DEATH BABIES FROM SATAN LAND WHO'LL DESTROY YOUR VERY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 13, 2011, 05:54:54 PM: *Portals to memories of Doom 3* Ah crap! *Screams*
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Post by: Egan on May 14, 2011, 12:29:01 AM: *portals into duke nukem 3d*
Ah.... Duke Burger. :D
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Post by: Zhono on May 14, 2011, 02:54:57 PM: *portals into Gary's Mod, where he is met with "Bananafone" playing in the background and GMan riding on a giant banana flying right toward him!* :o ACK! *splut* x_x *soul hovers over body* *spirit* OH, COME ON!!! Tha's the third time I've died! I'm getting sick of this!!! >:(
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 14, 2011, 06:13:47 PM: *Portals to Duke Nukem Forever* Hail to the King baby!
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Post by: Zhono on May 14, 2011, 06:33:30 PM: *spirit picks up portal gun from body* Well, at least I can still pick this up. *portals to Dead Space 2* You know, those undead aren't so scary once you become one of them. This being dead thing could come in handy... >:3
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 14, 2011, 06:35:43 PM: *Portals to Shiro Patchfox* This is the only undead I trust!
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Post by: Zhono on May 14, 2011, 06:45:37 PM: Y-y-you don't trust me? :'( *portals off, sobbing*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 14, 2011, 06:47:00 PM: *Portals to a post-apocalyptic bomb shelter* o.o
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Post by: Kodachi Devil on May 15, 2011, 11:33:35 AM: *portals to hell* satan how dare you revoke my contract with you =/
*slaps satan like a pimp, then shoots him in the knee and takes my soul back* dont mess with me =/
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 15, 2011, 03:47:28 PM: O_O.... Kodachi you already DID sign a contract with the devil, it's in the signup agreement on TFF ^^;;; *Portals to another thread*
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 15, 2011, 10:37:27 PM: *still a spirit* O RLY?! Then why am I still here, huh? *portals in place to keep on topic*
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Post by: Daemon on May 16, 2011, 08:41:50 PM: *portals into time machine* one word. paradox.
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 17, 2011, 12:51:53 AM: *splitsinto five tinier spirits* Ooooo... Paradoxes? I do love paradoxes. But, what kind of paradox do you speak of? Time, space, pickled weenies?
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Daemon on May 17, 2011, 12:54:15 AM: *portals next to Zhono* nah, man. Just. Paradox.
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Post by: noob on May 17, 2011, 12:56:55 AM: portals ovr near brendyn "Doctor octagonapus BLAAAAA"
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 17, 2011, 12:58:05 AM: Or maybe Inception again! *Portals to a polar ice cap*
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Post by: Daemon on May 17, 2011, 01:00:05 AM: *portals next to noobdude63*

O RLY?

Grabbin Heroine-I MEAN! Adrenaline!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 17, 2011, 01:05:30 AM: *paradox causes one of those space fighters from StarFox to portal in*

*voice on radio* DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Daemon on May 17, 2011, 01:07:06 AM: *portals into Unknown*

What if you had a ship, with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? and what if those crocodiles could shoot heat seeking killer bees ensuring there is no escape?
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: noob on May 17, 2011, 01:12:50 AM: O, RLY??? dun dun dunnn....I would portal 2 youtube but dr.HAAAAAAX wouldnt approve
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: Zhono on May 18, 2011, 12:10:06 AM: Quote from: Brendyn on May 17, 2011, 01:07:06 AM
*portals into Unknown*

What if you had a ship, with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? and what if those crocodiles could shoot heat seeking killer bees ensuring there is no escape?

I would... DO A BARREL ROLL!!! *shot by portal gun* I haz a portal on me...
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 18, 2011, 11:55:53 PM: *Portals through a Zhono to a Varenhaut word* :o
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Post by: ✡ on May 18, 2011, 11:57:21 PM: *shoots a portal and shoves a wolgon in*
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Post by: Daemon on May 18, 2011, 11:58:34 PM: *portals Kanga to nearest Cake Shoppe*

@_@ THE CAKE IS (temporarily) NOT A LIE!
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Post by: ✡ on May 19, 2011, 12:08:45 AM: *portals brendyn into an eternal loop*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 19, 2011, 09:08:55 PM: *Portals Kanga drake from forced portal to the Moon*
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Post by: ✡ on May 19, 2011, 11:09:14 PM: *eternal loop*
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Post by: Daemon on May 19, 2011, 11:14:36 PM: *portals Kanga next to Billy Mays*
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Post by: ✡ on May 19, 2011, 11:16:16 PM: *portals billy mays anywhere that's not here*
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Post by: Daemon on May 19, 2011, 11:17:25 PM: *portals kanga back next to Billy Mays* pwnt :P
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Post by: ✡ on May 19, 2011, 11:18:44 PM: *portals to the surface of the sun*
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Post by: Daemon on May 19, 2011, 11:29:38 PM: *portals Kanga back*

Whatchu tryin to pull?
Title: Re: Portals
Post by: ✡ on May 19, 2011, 11:39:29 PM: *portals brendyn to the sun*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 20, 2011, 02:16:53 AM: *Portals to the portals and portals into a paradox* o.O
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Post by: ✡ on May 20, 2011, 02:24:52 AM: *universe blows up* nice going wolgon
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 20, 2011, 02:36:46 AM: Nice going foxaroo! Now we have super foxaroos trying to conquer the Cyril universe! *Portals out of universe*
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Post by: ✡ on May 20, 2011, 02:38:44 AM: wait!!! don't leave me here!!
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 20, 2011, 02:43:16 AM: *Picks up the Kanga and flies into another portal dimension* Yayyyyy
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Post by: ✡ on May 20, 2011, 02:45:40 AM: *makes portal and goes to the world of Wacky Wolgons*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 20, 2011, 02:49:37 AM: *Portals to the wacky wolgon dimension and looks for Wacky Wolf Guardian, a dimensional cousin* :3
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Post by: ✡ on May 20, 2011, 02:50:33 AM: wait!!! duplicates can't meet!!! logical impossibility!!! *universe explodes again*
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Post by: Zhono on May 21, 2011, 11:01:23 PM: :o YIP!!! *portals to The Fade as the universe explodes*
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Post by: Kodachi Devil on May 22, 2011, 10:58:20 AM: *portals to mexico* ARIBAAAAA. *fiestas*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 23, 2011, 06:12:31 AM: *Portals to the land of KANGA*
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Post by: ✡ on May 23, 2011, 10:20:06 PM: whatchu doing in my land wolgon??
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Post by: Zhono on May 23, 2011, 10:24:07 PM: *ends up in the KANGA realm as well* ...I thought I was portaling to the Fade... :?
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Post by: ✡ on May 23, 2011, 10:24:58 PM: *portals to a portal within a portal within a portal...i mean Inception Land*
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Post by: Zhono on May 23, 2011, 10:30:24 PM: *portals to... TEH CAKE!!!!* YAYZ!!!!
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Post by: ✡ on May 23, 2011, 10:30:46 PM: nooo noo :(
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Post by: Kite on May 24, 2011, 08:22:21 AM: -Portals to SPAAAAACE!-
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Post by: ✡ on May 24, 2011, 10:20:26 PM: *portals kite into an infinite loop*
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Post by: Daemon on May 25, 2011, 10:57:43 AM: Kanga, stop with the infinite loops!
*portals Kanga's portal-gun to the center of the earth.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 25, 2011, 04:11:59 PM: *Portals Drake to a Brendyn portal where they both portal to Kite's portal's portal portal* :P
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Post by: ✡ on May 25, 2011, 04:52:35 PM: *puts a portal within a portal*
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Post by: Ares the Ram on May 25, 2011, 05:00:09 PM: You fool! What have you done?! Now Oprah is queen of the universe!!!!!! *puts a portal on the moon to escape*
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Post by: ✡ on May 25, 2011, 05:01:24 PM: NOOOO!!!!! *gets eaten by oprah*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 25, 2011, 05:10:35 PM: Rawrrrrr! *Portals to Lynx Land*
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Post by: ✡ on May 25, 2011, 05:17:10 PM: *portals outside of oprah*
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Post by: noob on May 25, 2011, 07:19:32 PM: *Portals away from all of the portals before getting a headache*
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Post by: Daemon on May 25, 2011, 07:21:48 PM: *portals to school buddy* Hey. Oprah is queen of the u-verse.
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Post by: noob on May 25, 2011, 08:39:18 PM: No! not my cable :'( lol First u-verse...then the world!
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Post by: Zhono on May 26, 2011, 12:07:58 AM: ENOUGH!!!! *uses PNull spell to make all portals vanish and turn Oprah back to normal* Phew! I not gonna be ruled by a TV show host. T_T
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 26, 2011, 04:05:03 PM: *Portals to the Twilight Zhono* :P
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Post by: ToxikHazzard on May 28, 2011, 04:04:43 PM: -giggles and shoots a portal to the moon, then one under Justin Bieber's feet-
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Post by: Rhett (Twister) on May 28, 2011, 04:18:40 PM: *dives through the portal to save him* nnooo Justin! D:
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Post by: ToxikHazzard on May 28, 2011, 04:45:57 PM: ...-shoots other end of portal to the infinite bag of holding, ties it up, shoots yet another portal to mars, and redirects the second one on mars as well- No escaping now, Bieber! >:U -watches them try to escape and laughs maniacally-
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Post by: Rhett (Twister) on May 28, 2011, 04:48:59 PM: *shoots another portal onto mars and then another onto earth, then shoots out of your portal and uses mars' gravity to swing through mine and then safely lands on a mattress conveniently placed* :3
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Post by: ToxikHazzard on May 28, 2011, 06:00:20 PM: ...FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU -cries-
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 28, 2011, 06:00:25 PM: *Portals to the top of Toxik's head* Oh hai der!
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Post by: x on May 28, 2011, 07:47:45 PM: *portals on top of White, knocks them both down* Ohai! :3
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 28, 2011, 08:15:40 PM: *Portals through Sasha to a demon chinchilla world* Ohh so that's where this place was hiding!
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Post by: Gabag on May 28, 2011, 11:40:03 PM: *sees a thermal discouragement beam shooting a wall, so gabag fires a blue portal to where the beam is hitting, and the orange portal to where on the wall opposite of whitewolf guardian*

*laughs maniacally as white wolf is vaporized*

Thinkin with Portals mate!
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 29, 2011, 12:18:28 AM: *By some miracle dodges portal with a portal on the beam itself* :o
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Post by: Fly Boy on May 29, 2011, 01:33:55 AM: Oh yay! portal time :P *shoots a portal to the Coca cola factory and shoots anothe rto my under ground lair* HeHe>:)
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Post by: ✡ on May 29, 2011, 06:04:33 AM: *portals into another infinite loop*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 29, 2011, 07:31:06 AM: *Portals to All Dogs Go to Heaven 2* I love these movies <3
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Post by: Kodachi Devil on May 29, 2011, 11:35:22 AM: *portals into rihanna's house*
-5 minutes later-
*portals back*
guys im getting married to rihanna.wedding's tomorrow. O.o
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 29, 2011, 06:37:38 PM: *Portals to Kodachi's fan page on Facebook* We need that adorable picture from Facebook on TFF as an avay nao!
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Post by: ✡ on May 29, 2011, 08:27:48 PM: *shoves wolgon into a portal*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 29, 2011, 08:42:51 PM: *Lands on Drake's head* o.o you forgot the other portal D:
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Post by: ✡ on May 29, 2011, 08:44:21 PM: *collapses to the ground* damn..
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Post by: Fly Boy on May 30, 2011, 12:44:08 AM: *shoots a portal in the sky and one below White Wolf and Kanga*

Have fun in free fall >:3
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Post by: Zhono on June 01, 2011, 11:54:40 PM: *falls out of portal in the sky and lands on the ground* OOFFF!!! *looks at Fly_Boy* Oh hai! :P
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Post by: Fly Boy on June 02, 2011, 12:55:14 AM: Hello! *one portal in a nearby pit, and one one on the side of a cliff* This should be fun XD
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Post by: Ares the Ram on June 02, 2011, 06:52:49 AM: *steps through and portals on the bottom of the cliff, using inertia to launch himself back up to the top*

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
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Post by: Fly Boy on June 02, 2011, 11:11:49 AM: *Jumps after Macid, but inertia keeps me in a loop through my 2 portals* Well, there go the laws of Physics.
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Post by: ✡ on June 02, 2011, 04:47:45 PM: *portals to a cake store*
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on June 02, 2011, 07:45:57 PM: *Portals behind the counter* How many cakes would you like sir?
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Post by: ✡ on June 02, 2011, 07:48:47 PM: None seeing as they're all lies!
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Post by: Fly Boy on June 02, 2011, 07:49:55 PM: *Portals into the store through the roof*
O Boy Cake!
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on June 02, 2011, 07:52:26 PM: *Gives Fly_Boy some non-lie cakes* :P
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Post by: Fly Boy on June 02, 2011, 07:57:33 PM: Wow, I've been getting alot of free stuff lately *noms cake* Yumm, lies.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on June 02, 2011, 08:08:56 PM: *Portals to a glider airplane* Rawr?
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Post by: Fly Boy on June 02, 2011, 08:12:29 PM: *portals behind WWG stealthily* (creepy/evil voice) "Well Hello there"
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on June 02, 2011, 08:14:31 PM: My plane! *Portals it to the Bermuda Triangle*
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Post by: Fly Boy on June 02, 2011, 08:16:42 PM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Aw well, I'll just get a new one. Portals to the aircraft factory and gets a Better glider plane
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on June 02, 2011, 08:21:31 PM: *Flies plane safely through, landing with some eletronics being haywire* Yay! *Portals to the factory*
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Post by: ✡ on June 02, 2011, 08:34:34 PM: *shoots portal in front of glider*
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Post by: Fly Boy on June 02, 2011, 08:52:29 PM: *is able to avoid the portal* Phew, that was close. Hmmmm, I wonder.... *flies into portal anyway*
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Post by: ✡ on June 02, 2011, 09:12:49 PM: *slips and falls into a nearby portal*
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Post by: Fly Boy on June 02, 2011, 10:25:35 PM: *Now in the world of single portalness :o*
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Post by: Zhono on June 03, 2011, 09:13:41 PM: *falls through a plot hole ends up in the World of Single Portalness as well* Erm... *watches a a slice of cheese with eyes float by* Yum! :P *swims after cheese*