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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2016, 04:59:15 AM »
Smoke your entire life, then sleep with your mouth open during cold season.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2016, 05:23:14 AM »
Murder your family with sporks and feed them to neighbor children while chanting in an old debunked foreign language. Whilst wearing a tunic made from potato skins.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2016, 05:24:39 AM »
Do nothing.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2016, 05:26:05 AM »
Don't become one

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2016, 05:27:53 AM »
Drop him in a washing machine.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2016, 05:28:32 AM »
Get shot

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2016, 05:31:07 AM »
Make America invade it, then add new oil.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2016, 05:31:46 AM »
Cut your leg off

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2016, 05:33:41 AM »
Nuke. Everything.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2016, 05:35:24 AM »
Lick their right eye

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2016, 05:37:49 AM »
Shove it down your throat.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2016, 05:52:21 AM »
Inject it into your eyeball since that's the only vein that hasn't collapsed yet.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2016, 09:10:11 AM »
Squash it and throw it away.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2016, 09:14:13 AM »
Learn to fly. I suggest jumping off your town church roof first,

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2016, 09:35:23 AM »
Throw bricks at every store and business.

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