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I was Iming two people, my mate and another guy,
I was going to send "I've been thinking about a collar..." to the other guy, but I accidently said it to my mate
I said "whoops, not meant for you haha

" and he goes "Thank you so much <other guy>"
he said the other guy by name!
He has never met the other guy and the other guy isn't on his friendslist
THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY!