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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2008, 09:25:55 PM »
There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.

Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints.

Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking.

The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2008, 12:59:55 AM »
i don't get it (mabey my head isn't on straight)

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2008, 01:03:42 AM »
ok i got one


why did i cross the road

....um ok well i never made the answer yet, but i liked the start of it
-Fear what you cannot see!, unless you can see it, or your not afraid... in that case maybe i should fear instead O_O-
-HOW ABOUT I BAKE A CAKE, EAT IT, AND THEN PAY STEVEN SPIELBERG TO MAKE A BIOGRAPHY FOR IT-

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2008, 01:12:50 PM »
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2008, 03:24:38 PM »
Do you have a mirror?
'Cause I can see me in your pants.

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2008, 03:39:40 PM »
Do you have a mirror?
'Cause I can see me in your pants.

c:

Wait, wut ???

anyway

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2008, 03:42:09 PM »
If I were a Pokemon,
I'd "PICK-a-chu".
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2008, 03:44:05 PM »
Lol, nice one.

Where do you find a one legged dog?
Where you left it.  :squish:
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2008, 05:15:56 PM »
Why don't you ever ask a pokemon for privacy?

Cuz they'll always pikachu!  d =3

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2008, 09:06:26 PM »
Whats the color of Bonaparte's white horse?

hmm.. this is hard.. xD
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2008, 02:29:11 AM »
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because your stunning.

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

You put the "cool" in Tentacool.

Are you from Team Rocket because you just stole my heart?

If I could rearrange the Unown Alphabet, I would put U and I together.

You set my Chimchar on fire.


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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2008, 02:29:54 AM »
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies =D
My dear there is no danger
Can't you see they turn blind eyes
To we swift and spotlight strangers?
Oh before the rush is over
We will be revered again
While the victims still recover
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Are we running toward death?
I have met him times before
He adores us like the rest
Oh even if we're discovered
Just be sure to wear your best
We will surely make the covers


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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2008, 02:31:13 AM »
Are you a pikachu?
Because you are shockingly beautiful.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2008, 02:33:57 AM »
You threw down your pickachu! Well prepare for it's thunder >>"
My dear there is no danger
Can't you see they turn blind eyes
To we swift and spotlight strangers?
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We will be revered again
While the victims still recover
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I have met him times before
He adores us like the rest
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Just be sure to wear your best
We will surely make the covers


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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #44 on: December 24, 2008, 05:00:20 AM »
What do you get when you put a goat on a chair?


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