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Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« on: November 18, 2008, 07:12:50 AM »
I'll start us off...

What's the difference between a giraffe and an orange?

One grows to an average height of 16-18 feet, eats acacia leaves, and the other is an orange!

HILARIOUS!   =3
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2008, 12:57:40 AM »
What's brown and sticky?




A stick.
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“Then Thor stood by and hallowed the pyre with Mjöllnir; and before his feet ran a certain dwarf which was named Litr; Thor kicked at him with his foot and thrust him into the fire, and he burned.” – trans. “Gylfaginning”, Snorri Sturluson

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2008, 12:58:50 AM »
whats the best time to go to the dentist 2:30 (sounds like tooth hurty)
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2008, 02:46:52 PM »
lol that was humourous


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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2008, 08:32:29 PM »
These are really bad. xD
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 10:21:32 PM »
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?







A stick.
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“Then Thor stood by and hallowed the pyre with Mjöllnir; and before his feet ran a certain dwarf which was named Litr; Thor kicked at him with his foot and thrust him into the fire, and he burned.” – trans. “Gylfaginning”, Snorri Sturluson

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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 10:39:51 PM »


^ the little girl scares me ._o
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2008, 10:56:17 PM »
What are brown things that you hit people with called?


Sticks.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2008, 11:00:29 PM »
Whats black, white, and red all over?


Answer 1:  YOUR FACE AFTER IM THREW WITH YOU!
Answer2: A News Paper
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 11:19:01 PM »
Banana.
Banana.
Banana.
Banana.
Banana.
Other Guy: Could you say something other than Banana?
Pineapple.
Other Guy: ...
Orange ya glad I stopped saying Banana?
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2008, 11:53:46 PM »
How do you make Lae go over there?






Throw a stick.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2008, 11:56:57 PM »
How do you make Bragi hush about sticks?

Whack him with a stick.


You totally just handed that to me... :D
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2008, 12:02:46 AM »
What did the Teddy bear say when the waiter asked if he wanted desert?






"No more, im stuffed!"  =3
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2008, 12:30:46 AM »
What do you call Cheese that you don't own?


..Nacho cheese.
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Re: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2008, 12:35:07 AM »
(way to go tezz lol epic)

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