Weird Wishes

[Bricket]

Everyone has wishes, some are normal and plain simple whilst others can be quite weird.
So post here the weird wishes you have and someone here might also have the same wish 

Alright, I'll kick off:
A weird wish of mine is that a group of friends and I would go to the fountain in the city all dressed as formal as possible and we would hold a meeting right in the middle of the fountain, I wish that we would do this

[Josh]

I wish I owned a steampunk styled outfit complete with hat, goggles, gloves and cane and just walked around the shopping centre and around the place acting all quirky. It's not even funny how much I want to do this

[Trixsie Vixen]

Lime filled chocolate. It's not a grand wish, but I really want it.

[Albie]

I wish that something would happen to my voice box making me never speak again.  I have even searched trying to find a non lethal way to lose my voice, but only found temporary solutions.

[John Red Beard]

I wish that something would happen to my voice box making me never speak again.  I have even searched trying to find a non lethal way to lose my voice, but only found temporary solutions.

I have so many questions.

[Albie]

Really?  I thought it was pretty self explanatory. 

[Cheza]

I am a simple woof.


Sometimes I wish someone would steal an ice cream van, and that the news would show footage of the van being chased by the police while playing that stupid ice cream van jingle that's usually associated with ice cream vans around here.
Plus-points if the thieves also threw ice cream cones on the police car.
^{Or actually no, that'd be a waste of perfectly good ice cream.}

[Trixsie Vixen]

I wish there was one day a year when nobody could talk for the whole day.

[Michen_S]

Call me crazy, but I actually wish there was a random piano crash on someone's head and that the story will make it into the news somehow.

[David Le Fox]

I wish to bath in white chocolate 

[Trixsie Vixen]

^That's not weird at all!


I wish the week wasn't seven days which is just awkward.  Six days please.

[The Past]

I'd say I wish almost everything I said off and online before like 2012-13 didn't happen and everyone who only knew me then have no idea I ever existed. But that's probably not weird.

Another: I wish I could legitimately hibernate like a bear.

[Solomon the Solitary]

I wish I was able to fuse with another person, or at least be able to shapeshift into another form.


Also, I wish that buying products from foreign countries wasn't so expensive!

[Trixsie Vixen]

I wish I could have a week alone.

[Solomon the Solitary]

I wish I could have wings. Like really pretty angel wings and fly away.