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Title: Weird Wishes
Post by: Bricket on August 18, 2017, 11:32:26 PM
Everyone has wishes, some are normal and plain simple whilst others can be quite weird.
So post here the weird wishes you have and someone here might also have the same wish  :)

Alright, I'll kick off:
A weird wish of mine is that a group of friends and I would go to the fountain in the city all dressed as formal as possible and we would hold a meeting right in the middle of the fountain, I wish that we would do this
Title: Re: Weird Wishes
Post by: Josh on August 19, 2017, 11:29:33 PM
I wish I owned a steampunk styled outfit complete with hat, goggles, gloves and cane and just walked around the shopping centre and around the place acting all quirky. It's not even funny how much I want to do this XD
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 20, 2017, 03:13:14 AM
Lime filled chocolate. It's not a grand wish, but I really want it.
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Post by: Albie on August 20, 2017, 04:10:16 AM
I wish that something would happen to my voice box making me never speak again.  I have even searched trying to find a non lethal way to lose my voice, but only found temporary solutions.
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Post by: John Red Beard on August 20, 2017, 04:13:37 AM
I wish that something would happen to my voice box making me never speak again.  I have even searched trying to find a non lethal way to lose my voice, but only found temporary solutions.
I have so many questions.
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Post by: Albie on August 20, 2017, 04:15:15 AM
Really?  I thought it was pretty self explanatory.  ^_^
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Post by: Cheza on August 20, 2017, 05:42:07 PM
I am a simple woof.


Sometimes I wish someone would steal an ice cream van, and that the news would show footage of the van being chased by the police while playing that stupid ice cream van jingle that's usually associated with ice cream vans around here.
Plus-points if the thieves also threw ice cream cones on the police car.
Or actually no, that'd be a waste of perfectly good ice cream.
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2017, 01:58:24 PM
I wish there was one day a year when nobody could talk for the whole day.
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Post by: Michen_S on August 25, 2017, 06:38:04 PM
Call me crazy, but I actually wish there was a random piano crash on someone's head and that the story will make it into the news somehow.
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Post by: David Le Fox on August 26, 2017, 10:16:00 PM
I wish to bath in white chocolate  ^_^
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 27, 2017, 01:36:15 PM
^That's not weird at all! XD


I wish the week wasn't seven days which is just awkward.  Six days please.
Title: Re: Weird Wishes
Post by: The Past on September 04, 2017, 08:10:23 PM
I'd say I wish almost everything I said off and online before like 2012-13 didn't happen and everyone who only knew me then have no idea I ever existed. But that's probably not weird.

Another: I wish I could legitimately hibernate like a bear.
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Post by: Solomon the Solitary on September 04, 2017, 11:35:52 PM
I wish I was able to fuse with another person, or at least be able to shapeshift into another form.


Also, I wish that buying products from foreign countries wasn't so expensive!
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 05, 2017, 02:36:31 PM
I wish I could have a week alone.
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Post by: Solomon the Solitary on September 05, 2017, 09:03:24 PM
I wish I could have wings. Like really pretty angel wings and fly away.
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Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on September 08, 2017, 05:31:30 AM
I would wish for a portal to open up at the empty factory that I guard three days a week, and from out of it, thirty pegasus and unicorn-drawn carriages would come out from it. Aboard each of the first twenty would be eleven males and eleven females of one of the twenty anthro races of my fictional world of Alteria: The Anubians (Anthro jackals), the Avali (Anthro avians), the Burleyra (Anthro rodents), the Catala (Anthro small to medium-size wild cats), the Dogel (Anthro domestic canines), the Dregal (Anthro dragons), the Equana (Anthro equines), the Kang (Anthro marsupials),  the Lupali (Anthro rabbits), the Otts (Anthro otters), the Ringling (Anthro ringtails), the Sharik (Anthro sharks), the Sheelep (Anthro cervines), the Stralip (Anthro skunks and stripe-tails), the Tiglio (Anthro tigers & lions), the Ursal (Anthro bears), the Ushi (Anthro bovines), the Vixani (Anthro foxes), and the Wolven (Anthro wolves). Also in each of these carts would be a sleeping roll for each beastkin in the carts. In five of the remaining ten (driven by two females of a random race) would be barrels of dried foods and medicines, including plants that contain the ability to fight off and destroy retro viruses like AIDS, and some that can cure cancer. In four of the remaining five would be chests of that world's currency (gold coins with precious gemstones called crowns), books containing alchemy that could surpass out current drugs in curative power with no side effects. And in the last cart would be my fursona's body, kept in a stasis by magic, containing all of the powers that my fursona has been prescribed as possessing. And driving that particular cart would be his brother, Prince Simon Silvermyst, and Robert daughter, Celeste Silvermyst. The story they would have to present the people of our world is that the sun their planet has revolved around for eons is starting to die. That in a desperate attempt to save his people, Robert Silvermyst separated his soul from his body to seek out a new planet, where he would be reborn as a member of the most advanced species of the nearest inhabitable world, and as such, would learn the culture and language of the people. His soul was to act as a beacon so that a portal could be established between the worlds, and that I was the reincarnation of that very soul. And then Simon could use arcane magic to take my memories, my consciousness and my soul and infuse them into my Fursona's body, allowing me to finally become my fursona and awaken from the stasis. The coins could be used as an offering to the government and in exchange of currency so that land can be bought and built upon, and these 461 beastkin (including my fursona) could gain citizenship in the US, and the medicines and alchemy could be a shared resource as an additional offering of peace.

Yes. My wish is THAT advanced.
Title: Re: Weird Wishes
Post by: Solomon the Solitary on September 09, 2017, 12:28:33 AM
I wish I had infinite money to buy infinite food.
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on September 24, 2017, 06:02:45 PM
I wish that instead of guns, today's modern militaries used medieval weaponry to fight each other. That or it's the 41st millennium and I'm a proud member of the Tau. 
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Post by: Cuttlebear on September 25, 2017, 10:48:20 PM
I wish I could grow a mermaid tail and never come back.
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Post by: lightstone on October 03, 2017, 06:35:52 PM
i wish to become my fursona for real