Broken Genie

[Derik Fray]

Granted! but the stitches needed hurt a lot

I wish for a better operating table

[?]

Granted it was expensive though.


I wish to feed a dragon so it might give me its treasure as a reward.

[Derik Fray]

Granted! it had no treasure to give


I wish I could watch my movie

[?]

granted had to watch in low quality

I wish to swim around in a cup of orange juice

[Derik Fray]

Granted! the orange juice was Expired

I wish I didn't have to come to school today

[?]

granted got expelled


I wish to turn a chicken giant!

[Derik Fray]

Granted! it laid an egg on your house and crushed it

I wish for a new laptop

[?]

granted was a super old laptop

I wish for the giant egg to hatch

[Derik Fray]

Granted! the giant baby bird hatched and destroyed the farm

I wish for a toaster

[?]

Granted, it was a secret robot built to destory you by shooting cooked bread 


I wish to have some seeds in my paw to offer the giant baby bird to try to calm it.

[Derik Fray]

Granted! the seeds were too small for the bird to eat or even see

I wish for a bottle of ketchup

[?]

Granted was a really really small bottle


I wish for the full attention of the giant baby chick  so I can hold up a large bag seed for it instead

[Derik Fray]

Granted! It stopped destroying the farm and came straight for you

I wish for an anvil

[?]

Granted it appeared right above them and fell on top of them.


I wish for a second bag and to wait for it to come over so it can get the seed bag I'm holding up 

[Derik Fray]

Granted! I ate the seeds and calmed down but angered the mother

I wish for a shield to protect me from the anvil