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Title: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 18, 2017, 07:46:07 AM
In this game you grant the previous poster's wish! But with a terrible twist that ruins it. Then make your own wish for the next broken genie!


For example:


Member 1
I wish for the power of flight!


Member 2
Granted! You are now full of helium and float away.
I wish for a million dollars!


Member 3
Granted! It's waiting for you on the Moon.
I wish for... etc.


I'll go first, I wish for a huge chocolate cake!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ventus Fall on August 18, 2017, 07:56:59 AM
Granted! The sun has turned into a huge chocolate cake instead.

I wish for a fully-done-and-renovated house >.>
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 18, 2017, 08:02:52 AM
Granted! The exquisite workmanship is to your exact designs, just 1:24 scale.


I wish for a grand piano!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on August 18, 2017, 08:11:30 AM
Granted, but it's just the parts and you need to put it together yourself.


I wish for a key that can open anything
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ventus Fall on August 18, 2017, 08:20:40 AM
Granted! Any room or place you can open with that key will explode or melt away.

I want to be the best at playing any music instrument.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 18, 2017, 08:57:43 AM
Your virtuosity now prevents you from listening to other flawed musicians without flinching.


I wish I was a horse whisperer.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ventus Fall on August 18, 2017, 08:59:23 AM
Granted! You now also only hear humans make horse noises.

I wish to control the weather.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on August 18, 2017, 11:11:34 AM
Granted, but you cause anomalous weather constantly everywhere you got, uncontrollably.


I wish i had talent in anything
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 18, 2017, 01:11:38 PM
Granted, you can now walk on your hands but no longer on your feet.

I wish I had a cat.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Vortex Cynbel on August 20, 2017, 04:12:31 PM
Granted! But your cat never "mews" it only barks x3


I wish I had better marks at school.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 20, 2017, 04:30:04 PM
Granted, your school now is a landmark.

I want to be a superhero.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Vortex Cynbel on August 20, 2017, 04:33:12 PM
Granted! You look cool with your super powers but you can't ever take off your suit.


I wish I had better internet connection...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 20, 2017, 04:39:29 PM
Granted, but now you need to put $0.50 in your computer every half hour if you want to keep using it.

I wish a day had 25 hours.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on August 20, 2017, 07:20:09 PM
Granted, but you're on an entirely new planet.


Wish i had some crisps.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 20, 2017, 08:04:22 PM
Granted, but someone else eats them all before you can even touch it.

I wish it was snowing here.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 20, 2017, 09:03:53 PM
Granted, but it's a nuclear winter  ^_^

I wish I wish I could go back to 1902
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 21, 2017, 12:46:48 AM
Granted, but now you have no way back.

I wish I had a Predator-class Star Destroyer!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 21, 2017, 01:33:05 AM
Granted, but now you have no way back.

I wish I had a Predator-class Star Destroyer!
Wish Granted ,but it turns out to be a hologram over a  older Klingon Bird-of-Prey with a malfunctioning Cloaking device.



I wish for something Good to happen.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 21, 2017, 02:06:22 AM
Granted - but that good thing is followed by a disaster.

I wish I had a real, functional Lightsaber.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 21, 2017, 02:13:29 AM
Granted, but you cutt your hand half-off with the cross guard. (kylo-ren saber)

I wish for my wish to not be twisted.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 21, 2017, 02:35:17 AM
Granted, because there was nothing in the wish to twist. Downside is, you got nothing out of it.

I wish I could use the Force.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 21, 2017, 09:12:42 AM
Granted, you can use the force for 1 second. After that you're so exhausted you can't do anything for a while.

I wish I was a rockstar.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2017, 12:09:43 PM
Granted, but you make now crappy games.

I wish I could visit NYC
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 21, 2017, 04:36:11 PM
Granted, you will be transported to the Norway Yacht Charter. I have to say, I like your style.

I wish I liked coffee.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on August 21, 2017, 04:53:59 PM
Wish granted, you have lost all sense of taste, so you like all food.

I wish for 20 tonnes of Nutella.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2017, 04:55:38 PM
Granted, it will be dropped right on you all at once  ^_^


I wish I was in Illinois
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on August 21, 2017, 04:58:01 PM
Granted (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illinois_(band)). Not what you wanted?

I wish for the power of flight.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 21, 2017, 05:00:43 PM
Granted, it'll fall right on your head.

I wish I could drive a car.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on August 21, 2017, 05:02:06 PM
Granted. However, you are now cursed to never own a car, or be in a situation to drive one.

I wish to own Peru.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2017, 06:54:25 PM
Granted, you get Venezuela with it.

I wish this wish would be corrupted
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 21, 2017, 06:57:12 PM
Granted, your wish wasn't granted.

I wish I could see in the dark.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2017, 06:58:37 PM
Granted, but you'll only be able to see when there is a total lack of a light source


I wish I could turn other people into animals
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 21, 2017, 08:03:54 PM
Granted, but, dude, you realise they'd prolly kill ya' when y'all out and about do'n ya newfound trickery?
Ye'r call!

I wish I could have a backpack with infinite space!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2017, 08:31:19 PM
Deal! you're in the backpack too  :D

I wish I could remove Friesland
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on August 21, 2017, 08:38:26 PM
Granted. Wait, shit, you've removed kebab.


I wish that i had scissors. 61!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 21, 2017, 08:40:09 PM
You now have 61 scissors...

I wish I had the ability to summon a legion of toasters, under my command...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2017, 08:41:01 PM
You'll get your toasters, but you'll never be able to eat toast.

I wish I could be the next prime minister
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 21, 2017, 08:44:03 PM
You'll be the next prime minister, but Good 'ol Geertje (http://static.upcoming.nl/static/images/13be735366_1392388899_Het-begon-in-2004-toen-hij-achteloos-op-een-pen-zat-te-kauwen__list-noup.jpg) will be your heartsworn nemesis!

I want to be capable of indefinite flight!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2017, 08:49:26 PM
Granted, but only 3 cm above ground

I wish I could own Limburg
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 21, 2017, 08:51:18 PM
You now own Limburg, but you will be forever tasked with it's strategic and millitary defense, as an immortall headless horseless horseman of the defense!

I want to ignite my barbeque!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2017, 08:53:20 PM
Granted, a supernova will help you  ^_^
I wish I could remove randstad
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 21, 2017, 09:31:10 PM
Congratulations. Due to your wish, four of the most important cities of the Netherlands vanished into thin air and now we have a national crisis. Thanks a lot.

I wish pop music wasn't about romantic love this much. It's ridiculous.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2017, 09:34:14 PM
Congratulations. Due to your wish, four of the most important cities of the Netherlands vanished into thin air and now we have a national crisis. Thanks a lot.
Yaay, no broken wish  XP


Granted, they will only make songs about you.


I wish I could lower the sealevel by 5m
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 21, 2017, 10:47:03 PM
Granted. It was lowered by 5m, plus another 5m. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I wish I was on good terms with the Yaut'ja Hunters, and therefore could use them to assassinate anyone I wanted. Clandestinely, of course.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 22, 2017, 08:50:59 PM
Granted but they also kill one of your friends each time they kill your target.


I wish to fix the broken Genie.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 22, 2017, 08:59:37 PM
Granted, but the thread needs to get locked for two weeks to repair a mess this big. Is that okay for you?

I wish I had a banana.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: kiindling on August 22, 2017, 09:22:27 PM
Granted, but it's potassium levels are out of the roof lol


I wish I wasn't single rip
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 22, 2017, 10:47:34 PM
Granted, have fun with the stalking authoritarian partner  :)

I wish I had a wreck of a train so I could restore it
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 23, 2017, 01:31:11 AM
Granted - but it gets wrecked again the second the restoration is done.

I wish I didn't have trouble sleeping.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 23, 2017, 07:10:07 AM
Granted, you now have trouble waking up...

I wish that Americans would be quicker...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 23, 2017, 10:22:21 AM
Granted, the top speed of all cars located in Peru, Suriname, Mexico and Dominican Republic has been raised by 1 km/h.

I wish this wish would not be granted.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 23, 2017, 12:03:48 PM
Granted... You no longer exist...

I wish I could have more lemon-juice...

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on August 23, 2017, 05:52:52 PM
Wish granted, though you may not want to open that cupboard. Or you may drown.

I wish that I was in Ancient Egypt, alive, unharmed, and slightly well-off.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 23, 2017, 08:08:23 PM
Granted, but you're litterally a stone in the pyramid of geeza... (That's probebly not what it's called, is it?)

I wish american costumer service was faster...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 23, 2017, 08:40:12 PM
Granted, the average speed of costumer services in Canada, Panama, Brazil and Chile went down by 1 second.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2017, 01:29:55 PM
You can fly, but you can never land.


I wish I could be warmer.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 01:31:00 PM
Enjoy being on fire  :)

I wish I could open refrigerators from a distance
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Polaris on August 24, 2017, 02:10:55 PM
You can now open them from the distance, but you need to be at least one kilometer away for it to work!


I wish I could breath underwater!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 24, 2017, 02:19:56 PM
Granted, you now have gills and can't breathe above water anymore.

I wish I was as fast as Sonic.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 02:20:47 PM
You can now breaht underwater  :)
But not above water.

Granted, but you can never stop going fast

I wish there would be no more communism
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 24, 2017, 02:33:04 PM
Granted, communism is now the only economical system on the planet, thus, it no longer needs a name...

I wish I was invincible...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 24, 2017, 02:36:01 PM
Granted, but everyone else is invincible-er than you are.

I wish we had a winter with snow again.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 02:36:46 PM
You are, but watchout for that liquid nitrogen.

^Granted, but now Friesland will constantly brag about their elfstedentocht


I wish New Zealand was real
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 24, 2017, 02:39:50 PM
There was nothing to grant :(

I wish I had three more wishes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 02:42:02 PM
Granted, but there are no genies availlable.


I wish I Belgian would be a libertarian monarchy
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 24, 2017, 03:16:17 PM
Granted, but the Willempie will be Belgium's monarch!

I wish the Horten HO-229 (http://greyfalcon.us/pictures/ho229B.jpg) was a commercially available sporting aircraft...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 24, 2017, 03:25:13 PM
Granted, but it costs €10.000.000,- to buy one.

I wish for unlimited internet speed.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 03:27:24 PM
Granted, but now they will charge unlimited costs  :D


I wish the EU would be removed
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2017, 03:34:56 PM
Granted!  Welcome to the Global Union!


I wish my headache would stop.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 03:37:05 PM
Granted! But guess the spinal injuries aren't great either?

I wish World War 3 wouldn't happen
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 24, 2017, 06:05:57 PM
Granted! All life on Earth has been eradicated due to a series of major nuclear disasters!

I wish I wasn't dead...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 24, 2017, 06:52:13 PM
Granted! You now live in the hell of the wasteland that the world has become.

I wish I had a Starship.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 07:02:52 PM
Granted, but may I know why you wanted a 1980s band?


I wish I owned New York City
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 24, 2017, 07:48:32 PM
Granted, you now own new york city, but now you have to pay it's tax...

I wish I had a B-17G.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 24, 2017, 07:52:34 PM
Granted, you win a miniature at a quiz.

I wish I could spit icebeams out of my mouth.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 08:00:19 PM
Granted, but to be able to do that you have to eat granite  :)


I wish all people changed into wolves
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 24, 2017, 08:02:01 PM
Granted, but it's only just a dream.

I wish global warming wasn't a thing.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 24, 2017, 08:02:29 PM
Granted. Then they all died a death of starvation to the sudden, and massive biological imbalance of seven-and-a-half-billion wolves, suddenly appearing all over the world...

I wish I could manipulate matter to my demand.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 08:08:15 PM
^Congrats Michen, Global cooling is now happing
^You can manipulate matter, but every kg of manipulated matter takes one day of your life away



I wish antifa wasn't a thing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 24, 2017, 08:15:36 PM
Granted, the NAZI's now rule Europe!

I wish that the Netherlands had more forest...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 24, 2017, 08:18:19 PM
Granted, but now you can't turn your barrel without hitting a tree.

I wish the bus arrived on time for a change.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 08:23:34 PM
Granted, the NAZI's now rule Europe!
>Implying this is bad  ^_^


Bus is on time! But now a simple ticket costs €25


I wish I had my own trainline
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 24, 2017, 08:34:02 PM
Granted, but it only has dead ends, no stations and no trains.

I wish I owned a sword.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 24, 2017, 08:35:50 PM
Granted, but its edges are dull and blunt.

I wish I had command of a fleet of Sangheili Ships so I could just glass America's enemies and be done with it.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 08:57:58 PM
Granted, but they're separatist-minded and will attack the central authority as soon they can.


I wish I had nothing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 24, 2017, 08:59:16 PM
Granted, you don't even have yourself anymore.

I wish I had new curtains for my sleeping room.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 27, 2017, 05:05:43 AM
Granted but they're white so they don't block any light.


I wish to fix the broken Genie

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 27, 2017, 01:27:17 PM
The Genie was never really broken.  He was just a dick all along :(




I wish this thread icon was a Lamp.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 27, 2017, 02:28:06 PM
Granted, your screen now produces light...

I want to be free!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 27, 2017, 03:21:41 PM
Granted, You are free,























OF GRAVITY, have a nice time in space.

I wish i didn't want to post here....
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 27, 2017, 04:11:10 PM
Future Alex sends a Terminator back in time and it turns out it was it who posted after all.




I wish I knew all the things
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 27, 2017, 04:52:54 PM
Granted, but it's so much your brain explodes.

I wish I had ice cream!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on August 27, 2017, 10:58:10 PM
I hope you enjoy the new flavour: motor oil  :D


I wish I had a broken computer
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Whisko on August 28, 2017, 01:50:30 AM
(You sneaky reverse phycology fur!) Granted: You received a free top of the market computer without a battery.

I wish I was my sona!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 28, 2017, 01:53:47 AM
Granted, but you lose all the memories of the life you had before becoming your sona and now live the life your sona lives.

I wish I had a pet fox.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Whisko on August 28, 2017, 01:58:44 AM
Granted, but it is me, and I am a ninja and so you will never find me.




I want the ability to "retry" any part of my life.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 28, 2017, 02:02:23 AM
Granted - but you end up creating a massive butterfly effect. Good luck with that mess.

I wish I had Boba Fett's armor.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Whisko on August 28, 2017, 02:05:57 AM
Granted, but... but.... (I can't think of a negative)... Boba Fett is still in the armour, and your his target.


I wish I had an owner.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 28, 2017, 02:44:18 AM
Granted but your owner keeps you locked in a huge cage, at least it's got room.



I wish i had a broken computer with a dead battery.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 28, 2017, 08:13:02 AM
Granted, your computer's battery caught fire, destroying the computer as well. Side effect: Your housu burnt down to the ground...

I wish I didn't rust...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 28, 2017, 08:29:58 AM
Granted, you can't rust if you don't exist anymore.

I wish for a new television.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 30, 2017, 08:50:30 PM
Granted, but it's an old model. Very old.

I wish I had more coffee. And an M4 Tactical.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 30, 2017, 10:47:19 PM
Granted, but it's an old model. Very old.

I wish I had more coffee. And an M4 Tactical.
Granted but the coffee is Stale and the m4 is in horrible condition.

I wish for a broken genie of my own.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Whisko on August 30, 2017, 11:34:06 PM
Granted, but it was deleted because there is already one.


I wish for the next persons wish to be without consequence.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 31, 2017, 02:50:42 PM
Granted, but that means my wish doesn't do anything at all.

I wish for a better cat toy.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Whisko on August 31, 2017, 07:25:30 PM
Granted!


I wish for a aperture science portal gun.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 31, 2017, 07:29:13 PM
Granted but there was a mix up so you got a half life 2 gravity gun


I wish for a strawberry farm
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 31, 2017, 07:48:16 PM
Granted, but you still need to plant everything.

I wish for a silver bracelet.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 31, 2017, 11:54:49 PM
Granted, but it's too small.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 01, 2017, 12:24:18 AM
You do already, but the Federation has got you fooled! Look deep within yourself.


I wish for more pockets
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2017, 01:09:06 AM
Granted, you get one more pocket. You never really specified how many :P

I wish I had my own armory, filled with my custom weapons designs, and the government didn't hassle me over it.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Whisko on September 01, 2017, 01:28:04 AM
Granted, but trained militants plan a heist in a few hours... good luck!


I wish to be bipedal!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on September 01, 2017, 07:32:30 AM
Granted, your forelegs are removed...

I wish that german anti-tank weaponry never existed...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 01, 2017, 10:44:36 AM
It is replaced by Canadian anti-tank weaponry


I wish for a delicious cheese cake that never runs out.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 01, 2017, 02:06:37 PM
Granted, but the cheesecake is literally poison.

I wish we lived closer to a forest.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Vortex Cynbel on September 01, 2017, 04:08:04 PM
Granted. But every night a ferocious wild boar attacks your house.

I wish people were on time for their appointments.


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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 01, 2017, 06:38:07 PM
Granted, now they're early and walk away before the appointment starts because they get bored.

I wish I had a watch that always is on time.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on September 01, 2017, 07:14:09 PM
Granted, it's set to the planet of mars...

I wish my I could meet my great grandfather, the A27 cromwell...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 01, 2017, 08:19:04 PM
Granted, but he's already scrap metal.

I wish I find a diamond!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Vortex Cynbel on September 01, 2017, 09:51:46 PM
Granted. Although the diamond is not complete yet... You got a piece of coal, so you have to burry it for a couple billion years to transform into one x3


I wish songs were never getting old/boring.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 29, 2017, 05:09:41 PM
Granted, I made variety never exist, so the concept of having different things seems ridiculous. This means that we are used to having the same songs, so they don't become boring.

I wish to be able to sleep!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Polaris on September 29, 2017, 05:16:51 PM
Granted! Now you cannot wake up from your sleep!


I wish I could use my mind to lift things!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 29, 2017, 05:19:49 PM
Granted. However, each time you think about ANYTHING, it will be lifted, weather it be your car keys or a celebrity.

I wish to meet a friendly alien!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 29, 2017, 08:59:28 PM
Granted! You met a Dragonarian, then made the mistake of inadvertently insulting them.

I wish I had nanites in my blood that ensure I can never be fat.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 29, 2017, 09:01:05 PM
Granted! Those same nanites prevent you from building up muscle as well!

I wish for infinite water!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on September 30, 2017, 03:48:13 PM
Granted. The supply will be located in your trachea...

I wish to have my coaxials and auxilliarys replaced with polsten 20MM autocannons...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 30, 2017, 04:34:34 PM
Granted, but the cannons are sealed at both sides.

I wish I could dive as deep as I wanted without problems.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 30, 2017, 05:04:14 PM
Granted, we have applied the suitable breathing and pressure survivability, as well as turn you to lead to allow you to sink faster. as a result, you are now too heavy to go on planes, rollercoasters... anything not touching the ground.

I wish to go to Finland!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 30, 2017, 05:13:01 PM
Granted, you're in a random cave in Finland, 100 metres underground.

I wish I was no longer afraid of anything.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 30, 2017, 06:00:20 PM
Granted, now you take completely unrealistic risks that endanger you and everyone around you!

I wish to be able to turn invisible at will!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 01, 2017, 12:32:46 AM
Granted - but now a shady organization is after you and wants to dissect you to try to learn how your power works.

I wish I was trained to use both Light and Dark sides of the Force!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on October 01, 2017, 12:52:42 AM
Granted - but now a shady organization is after you and wants to dissect you to try to learn how your power works.

I wish I was trained to use both Light and Dark sides of the Force!
Granted but now a whole sith empire wants to hunt you down to learn your powers.

I wish to fix the broken genie for the next person's wish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on October 01, 2017, 01:25:07 AM
Granted but the genie has no idea how to speak or understand English

I wish to not be sick
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 01, 2017, 03:45:58 PM
Because the genie didn't understand English for this wish due to the previous corruption, nothing happened...

I wish for a mega bouncy ball!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 01, 2017, 03:48:15 PM
Granted.... if I were you, I'd get rid of the chains around your feet before it crushes you.

I wish for biscuits. A lot of biscuits.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 01, 2017, 04:45:02 PM
granted! only they're burned AND pillow flavored D:


I wish I was an exual fox with human traits
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on October 15, 2017, 09:22:57 PM
Granted but everyone else is a normal animal.

I wish for snow
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 16, 2017, 03:25:45 AM
granted but theres already pee on it


i wish for a fox as pet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on October 16, 2017, 12:38:21 PM
Granted but the pet fox will be taller than you.

I wish i can change colors.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 01:38:46 PM
Granted. You can only change between red with green dots and white lines and purple with tan triangles and black brick motive.


I wanna dance like a pro.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 16, 2017, 01:42:12 PM
Granted, you now want to dance like a pro even more!

I wish I had good plants for my room.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 01:43:43 PM
Here. *Gives you a baobab tree*


Can I get cash?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 16, 2017, 02:13:52 PM
*gives some IRL*

What colour should I paint the living room in?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 03:02:30 PM
You can get it in any color, as long as it's black.


I want to have power.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 16, 2017, 03:08:02 PM
(I gave a single Polish 10 cent coin, if anyone was wondering)
Granted, you have the power of who do. Wait, I even messed that joke up!

I wish I didn't mistake this for the wrong thread.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on October 16, 2017, 03:09:35 PM
Granted: all threads are gone.


I wish I owned Belgium
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 03:13:14 PM
OK! Your country has been split up between the Netherlands and France, and from today your name is officially "Belgium".


Can I be awesome?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on October 16, 2017, 03:14:32 PM
Yes, but you'll only be awesome when no one is around to notice it.
I wish global warming would happen faster
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 03:15:56 PM
OK! Now the earth itself will melt tomorrow.


I wanna be free from karma.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on October 16, 2017, 03:16:59 PM
You're now free of karma.
Enjoy Murphy's Law.


I wish King Leopold II would be back alive and reign over Belgium once again for at least 20 years
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 03:18:09 PM
OK! Though, he'll be corrupted and make everyone his slave...


I wanna be a ghost.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 16, 2017, 03:33:11 PM
Sorry dude, but I can't fulfill that wish right now. According to the rulebook, page 203, I can only grant halloween wishes up to 14 days before halloween, and right now it's 15 days before halloween. If you come back and make this wish again tomorrow, I can safely grant this wish for you if you still want it by then, okay?

I wish for cheese fondue!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on October 16, 2017, 04:01:37 PM
Granted, you're the cheese fondue.

I wish that history would now happen in reverse
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 07:53:33 PM
*hands you a dvd with all of history, but reversed*


I wanna yaught.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 20, 2017, 03:32:42 PM
granted, its right in the middel of the ocean, but its yours


i want candy
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on October 21, 2017, 01:43:38 AM
Granted, but you only get the butter scotch candy.


I wish to dye my hair
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 03:41:07 AM
granted its purple with green polkadots an a few stripes blue


i wish to be a prince
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on October 21, 2017, 02:02:53 PM
Granted, but you have to kiss this frog which may or may not be just a regular frog, and you may or may not turn into a prince.

I wish i could fly like superman
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 02:45:03 PM
granted, but you cant waalk or hover


i wish to be as powerfull as a god
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on October 21, 2017, 06:21:40 PM
Granted, but you now are hunted by demons.


I wish to not be sick anymore
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 06:39:00 PM
granted but you have to go to school

i want a new video game
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 21, 2017, 06:44:14 PM
Granted, enjoy the Japanese version of Galactic Pinball for the Virtual Boy.

I wish for a shooting star!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 06:46:17 PM
granted, its comming right at you

i wish to be aducted by aliens
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 06:47:30 PM
OK! They'll put you back as hippie, though.

Gimme fire breath.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 06:49:16 PM
itll burn your moth but ok


i wish you free genie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 06:52:00 PM
OK! I'll never listen to anyone ever again.


Gimme gold.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 06:54:24 PM
here it comes *squash* right on top of ya

i wish for a pool
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 06:56:21 PM
Who said I owed you anything?


Gimme luck.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 06:58:06 PM
a demon who feeds on luck captured you though

give me a new phone
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 21, 2017, 07:07:08 PM
Granted, here you go.
(https://img.gadgethacks.com/img/97/31/63503541845522/0/hack-your-old-phone-line-into-emergency-power-supply-for-your-cell-phone.w1456.jpg)
Oh, and it maaaay be broken...

I wish my name turned into S. Cary for halloween.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:08:52 PM
granted, the S stands for SoNotS Cary

i wish for a pumpkin who act like a dog, like in steven universe
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:13:01 PM
Go find one yourself.


Gimme something useless.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:14:41 PM
you got a smart TV from 5 years ago, if youve been following the news the apps went broken


i want a wand
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:17:30 PM
I'm not your slave!


Gimme rudeness.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:18:58 PM
you already had it


i want gloves
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:19:48 PM
No.


Gimme time.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:20:40 PM
no.

i wish for you to post less often tonight
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:21:55 PM
Sorry, you can't control me.
By the way, it was YOU who wanted me to be free!
So, don't complain.


Gimme awesomeness.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:22:46 PM
granted, but your not free anymore


i wish for a coin
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:24:26 PM
Dang.


Gimme my freedom back.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:25:16 PM
granted for 1 sec

same wish as last time
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 21, 2017, 07:26:38 PM
Granted, but it's inside the wall of your sleeping room.

I want orange juice.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:27:34 PM
OK! Here! *hands juice that has been standing open for 4,5 years*

Gimme creativity.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 21, 2017, 07:29:12 PM
Granted, but you can only come up with things you have come up with before!

I wish I wasn't sick from drinking the orange juice from my previous wish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:29:56 PM
granted, but you need to drink more of it now


i want you tonight if your a girl
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:30:45 PM
OK! If you weren't talking to my BROTHER...

Gimme a bedroom.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:31:58 PM
granted but im in it ;)  ok sorry


i wish that never happend
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:33:51 PM
OK! You've just travelled 9,001 years back in time.


Gimme reality.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:35:15 PM
including th sad parts like vegtebels what you seemed to like with your groente


i wish for dutch pancakes
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 21, 2017, 07:36:06 PM
Granted, but you have to travel to the US to get them.

I wish for a coconut.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:36:50 PM
OK! *Coconut falls on your head*


Gimme bragging.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:37:48 PM
grantd you got the movie coco with some nuts


i wish that the movie coco has come out already
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:39:25 PM
OK! Nobody has to see it, because everyone's spoiling the whole plot!


Gimme legends.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 21, 2017, 07:59:55 PM
Granted, you now got the slimy hamburger of doom.

I wish to become a house cat for halloween.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 08:04:57 PM
OK! But, you turn back before nightfall.


Gimme kaboominite.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 21, 2017, 08:06:55 PM
Granted, it blows up in ya face! *makes a bad boom sound*

I wish for lettuce!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 08:09:12 PM
OK! *hands you seeds* The do-it-yourself kit!


Gimme superiority.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 21, 2017, 11:08:32 PM
Granted, you rule the world and must deal with all of it’s problems!


I just wanna cupcake. :3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on October 22, 2017, 12:16:54 AM
Granted, but it's two cupcakes instead of one.

I wish for a pizza
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 12:23:35 AM
Nooo! Not two! >:3


Granted, *hands over a puppy named “A Pizza”*


I could use some napkins now. XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 22, 2017, 03:43:07 AM
granted but theyre already used

i wish for a time traveling machine
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 22, 2017, 11:59:49 AM
Granted, but the time machine is just a clock.

I wish for a croissant.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 12:05:33 PM
Granted, the moon is now a giant croissant


Since my napkins were dirty, I’d rather have some soap.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on October 22, 2017, 02:24:30 PM
Granted, but it's hand sanitizer instead. And it is empty.

I wish to be in a movie.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 05:31:13 PM
Granted, you are an extra and only appear in one frame


Hmm... I wish to get my paws dirty!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Fuzzpaws on October 22, 2017, 05:42:16 PM
Gets irremovable gunk under fingernails and permanent grunge lines in the paws...

I wish for friends I could trust not to use or betray me...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 05:45:28 PM
Granted  ;)  *hugs*


Well my wish didn’t work... I wish for the Genie to be fixed!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Fuzzpaws on October 22, 2017, 05:50:15 PM
disassembles Genie, replaces failed parts, puts back together, but reverses connection someplace...   

Wishes I didn't have 2 leftover parts from the Genie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 22, 2017, 07:17:31 PM
granted you now have 3


i wish for ice cream
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 07:26:14 PM
Granted, but it’s ice cream flavored


I wish I knew how to dupe the Genie. :P
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 22, 2017, 07:27:21 PM
granted by the genie who didnt know what dupe meant


i wish to chase a mouse >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 07:34:23 PM
Granted, *poofs you into a cat* >:3


I wish for a super soft bed!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 22, 2017, 07:35:53 PM
granted, its so soft you got stuck in it


i wish for a flatscreen ultra HD 3D TV
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 07:44:15 PM
Granted, you get a box containing all of those letters. They’re very big, and paper thin.


I wish for... some shoes!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 22, 2017, 07:45:37 PM
granted, theyre very high heels like 15 CM and 5 sizes bigger then your feet


i wish for a kid
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 07:52:12 PM
They’re perfect! Just need some bigger feet. X3


Granted, you have a goat.


I wish I were a bear!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 22, 2017, 07:55:53 PM
granted your a polar bear in the woods


i wish had a prize
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 08:03:06 PM
*puts on her shoes* Perfect :)


Granted, you get a blue ribbon for making a mouse happy. :3


Hmm... I want fish. >.<
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 22, 2017, 08:04:56 PM
granted, only uses is to distrect preditors from eating you


i wish there was a mouse to eat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 08:10:35 PM
*poofs back and is very small* Uh oh... O.O


I wish I don’t get eaten!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 22, 2017, 08:28:18 PM
Granted, you're turned into a statue for a day.

I wish I had more motivation to draw.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2017, 08:35:54 PM
*is a tiny mouse statue* O.o


(Granted, you now want to draw everything and anything.)


*wishes she could move*
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Fuzzpaws on October 22, 2017, 10:05:29 PM
dupes Genie, now there are 2 of them...


wishes for a chili dog, loaded, chicago style
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 03:41:23 AM
granted its 1 CM long


i wish the mouse wasnt stone anymore so i have something to eat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Fuzzpaws on October 23, 2017, 04:16:30 AM
Okay, now the mouse is made out of hot dogs...

Wish I had a sports car!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 04:19:07 AM
granted, after 1 day of driving it broke


i wish for more wishes
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2017, 04:37:23 PM
*is hotdogs O.o*

Granted, but now you're the Genie

I wish you had already eaten
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 05:29:28 PM
granted ive eaten you

i wish that your alive again, so i can eat you again
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2017, 05:30:53 PM

*Comes back to life, but is a carrot*

*wishes to be bigger*
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 05:31:40 PM
granted you gained 1 inch


i wish to had magic
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2017, 05:39:40 PM
*Granted, you had magic, but it went away*

*wishes to not be a carrot*
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 23, 2017, 05:46:31 PM
Granted, now you're rhubarb.

I wish you could've seen my face when I came up with that idea. X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2017, 05:54:55 PM
*Granted, your face was revealed, but I couldn't see it because rhubarb* X3

*wishes to be a fruit*
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 05:56:44 PM
granted your a tomato, eventhough people are argueing it to be a fruit or not


i wish i knew everything
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2017, 06:50:28 PM
*Granted, you now know everything there is to know about mice* :3

*wishes to be an animal this time* >.<
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 06:54:33 PM
granted your a mouse again, so i can eat you again


i wish you were easier to chase
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2017, 06:57:57 PM
Granted, I'm a statue again :P

I wish you didn't like mice.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 06:59:12 PM
granted, your a rabbit


i wish for a flying carpet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2017, 07:02:53 PM
Granted, but it's a plane ticket

I wish... uh... I want to be blue! :3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 07:04:17 PM
granted your blue, but not as in the color but as in sad


i wish i wasnt hungry
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2017, 07:08:30 PM
*is sad because she knew that would happen* XP

Granted, you've just finished a lifetime supply of ice cream

I wish I was yellow!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 07:10:51 PM
granted, you turned into LEGO


i wish i could type without having to look at the keyboard
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 23, 2017, 07:14:56 PM
Granted, but you can only type at 12 WPM max.

I wish for a soft rain outside.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 07:16:18 PM
granted but your door is locked


i wish you post alot now so i have something to do
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 23, 2017, 07:22:22 PM
grantedbutiwontuseanypunctuationorspacestogetahigherpostingspeed

iwishforanewgameonmysteamaccount
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 07:23:42 PM
granted but it was a free game


i wish you had a space bar and knew about it
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 23, 2017, 07:26:47 PM
icantgrantthisbecausethatsalreadythecaseimjustnotusingit

iwishforskittles
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 07:28:49 PM
granted you got 99 skittles and 1 m&m


i wish you would use the spacebar
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 23, 2017, 07:31:51 PM
gran tedius eitin randomplac e s

iwi shw ehadab iggertel e  visi on
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 07:33:18 PM
granted, its too big to fit in your room


i wish you use the spacebar in the right place
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 23, 2017, 07:34:33 PM
Granted, but my posting speed goes down again.

I wish for a bigger room.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 07:35:54 PM
granted but your house is now one room


i wisf for you to post often and use the spacebar in the right places
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2017, 10:46:15 PM
Granted, but now you have to explain to my teachers why I’m failing their classes. X3


I wish it was my birthday again.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 24, 2017, 03:45:43 AM
grantedbut the cake is spoiled


i wish for a wishingwell
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 27, 2017, 08:18:35 AM
OK! Though, I must warn you... It's broken too.


Gimme victory.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Fuzzpaws on October 27, 2017, 12:03:13 PM
A truck pulls up outside your house and unloads your new Victory Motorcycle...you are responsible for the taxes and fees..

(Hi Mary Love, been a while!!)

I wish for a calm, uneventful weekend with good weather
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 27, 2017, 02:26:38 PM
granted but its followed by a busy week with alot of events, bad weather and dont forget work


i wish to wish the wish wich you wish to wish i wish, but if you wish to wish i wish the wish wich the witch wishes to wish she wished i wish to wish my wish back
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 27, 2017, 03:01:00 PM
Granted, you'll die by a random piano crash tomorrow and it'll make the headlines of the newspaper. Thanks a lot, btw. I appreciate it.

I wish to solve an unsolvable riddle.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 27, 2017, 03:48:55 PM
granted, but i wont die cuz the witch wished it


i wish for chocolate
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 27, 2017, 05:01:32 PM
Granted, but you'll have to wait a week to get it.

I wish for a kitty!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 27, 2017, 05:30:40 PM
Granted, you've been brought back to life.

I wish for the best job ever.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 27, 2017, 07:28:53 PM
granted you work it 24/7


i wish for pepernoten
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 27, 2017, 07:55:34 PM
Granted. (https://cdn6.bigcommerce.com/s-hhv2ux6/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/373/1399/Da-Bomb-Ghost-Pepper-Nuts__50790.1475791053.jpg?c=2)

I wish for a non-horror movie to watch for Halloween. All hail heresy!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 27, 2017, 07:57:20 PM
granted you have to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas 24/7


i wish for non-children movies to watch for Sinterklaas
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Fuzzpaws on October 30, 2017, 12:33:23 AM
24/7 Santa adult (XXX) movies for you!!!

I wish for more time off to relax and enjoy with the pack
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on October 30, 2017, 12:38:03 AM
You shall relax. For all of eternity.


Give it a few millennia




i wish for


Fourhundred thousand dollars
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 04:42:38 AM
Granted but you live in a country with a different currency
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 08:02:55 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Ulysses_S._Grant_1870-1880.jpg/450px-Ulysses_S._Grant_1870-1880.jpg)

I wish for strawberry chocolate.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 08:22:20 AM
Granted, the strawberries are 10 years old and it’s dark chocolate
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 08:32:11 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Ulysses_S._Grant_1870-1880.jpg/450px-Ulysses_S._Grant_1870-1880.jpg)

I wish lightstone wishes something.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 09:31:50 AM
granted


i wish to not wish anymore
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 10:42:32 AM
Granted, but only as long as you don't post here.

I wish for a barbeque party.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 30, 2017, 11:12:34 AM
Granted, just don't expect there to be no fires that will burn down your house...

I wish for good luck.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 11:44:03 AM
grqnted, but your sold to a maniac who feed on luck


i wish you a happy birthday
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 04:13:15 PM
Granted, except it won't do anything as my birthday is seven months away.

I wish I got two thousand euros on my bank account.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 04:15:48 PM
Granted, the bank thought you stole it and didn’t believe you when you said “I wished for it”
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 30, 2017, 07:03:01 PM
Error: wish_request=0;


I wish you don't cause any more errors in my posts.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 08:09:22 PM
granted after one more
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 08:24:48 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Ulysses_S._Grant_1870-1880.jpg/450px-Ulysses_S._Grant_1870-1880.jpg)

I wish I could appreciate simple things a bit more.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 08:25:59 PM
uuuhhmmmmmm.... granted, the genie had a dirty mind


i wish i didnt have a dirty mind anymore
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 08:51:13 PM
...? *shrug* Granted, your brains are now filled with soap water.

I wish I had more time to watch anime.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 08:55:29 PM
granted, its 24/7 hent.......  my previous wish didnt work

i wish for a difrent genie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 08:57:30 PM
Nope. It's still me.

I wish you fell asleep on the couch, perv.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 08:58:48 PM
granted it was a power nap

i wish not to be a perv anymore
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 09:03:55 PM
Granted, a zombie is eating your brains.

I wish to become a great witch, just like Chariot! X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 09:08:41 PM

welcome to little witch academia (one of my fav anime)


i wish for more fans of the netflix anime reboot of that
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 31, 2017, 08:39:11 AM
Granted, I'm here.

I wish I was nocturnal.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 03:58:08 PM
granted you cant talk to me anymore since im not awake at night

i wish i was
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 31, 2017, 05:27:43 PM
Granted, you are a bat


I wish my job was less boring
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 05:29:34 PM
granted, you work for the army


i wish for a bag of marshmellows
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 31, 2017, 05:32:09 PM
Granted, they taste weird because it’s an weird brand.


I wish I didn’t have to go to work right now. :/
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 31, 2017, 05:33:14 PM
Granted, the clock went back by 5 minutes.

I wish to have my favourite movie as a DVD!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 05:34:36 PM
granted you dont have a DVD-player


i wish i had an OLED TV
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:12:48 PM
OK! But, it's got the tendency to randomly switch off after the commercials...


Gimme a limo.




Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:16:27 PM
granted you need to ride it yourself


i wish to be like mario
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:24:26 PM
OK! You now die after two hits!


Gimme superstar status.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:26:08 PM
granted it was only 10 sec and you didnt realize that


i wish for a toupence to buy a bag to feed the birds
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:34:00 PM
OK! You won't get salary next month. Or, I want it back, pronto. You choose.


Gimme a lucky coin.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:36:23 PM
granted your little sister trew it in the wishing well to wish to wish for one cent X3


i wish to be rich
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:41:46 PM
OK! your money vaporises the instant you'll be trying to spend it.
Oh, by the way, I don't have a sister, so the coin is mine.


Gimme über power.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:43:29 PM
youl always hear every thing see the sun too bright cant stop breathing fire ect.


i wish to be a prince
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:47:36 PM
OK! Though, you'll be transformed into a frog.


Gimme everything I ever imagined
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:49:10 PM
granted most things were not like you immagend it due to phisics


i wish that phisics didnt work for 1 day
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:54:03 PM
OK! Just... Beware of the world. A world without physics is dangerous... and you are more likely to die of a meteor impact.


Gimme reality.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Fuzzpaws on November 01, 2017, 01:11:49 AM
Removes all pre-conceived ideology and upbringing, allowing reality to meet you head on..


Wishes for a lost Fursona to be remembered
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2017, 04:51:23 AM
granted but he/she died


i wish he/she was alive and found
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 01, 2017, 10:16:48 AM
Granted, he/she is a zombie.

I wish it was raining skittles.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Fuzzpaws on November 01, 2017, 12:11:41 PM
Rains skittles, but you are stuck outside in it with no protection... (think large, continuous hail)

Wishes I hadn't wished to remember lost fursona
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2017, 12:25:46 PM
Granted you killed him/her


Ish to be more funny
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Fuzzpaws on November 02, 2017, 03:20:25 AM
(actually I did... :( )

grants you 7 more tails, all different colors...



Wishes I could go to bed already
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2017, 04:47:20 AM
granted you just cant fall asleep


i wish i could see horror movies eventhough im too young for them
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 02, 2017, 11:12:59 AM
Granted, you're now 60 years older.

I wish for a new plant for my room.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on November 02, 2017, 12:34:23 PM
Granted. It is a nuclear power plant.

I wish for someone to fix this genie!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 02, 2017, 01:38:08 PM
*fixes genie*
:/
Well, that's not going to work.
*replaces fixed genie with a new broken one*




I wish I could see the future
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2017, 03:50:14 PM
graned, youll only see how you die


i wish for a better genie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 02, 2017, 04:02:38 PM
Granted!  Now 20% more broken!




I wish I was good at maths
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 02, 2017, 06:03:58 PM
Granted, you're getting lessons from me. A 2-year old me.

I wish for Christmas to be here already!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2017, 08:19:52 PM
granted you, and everybody else didnt have time to buy presents

i wish to be santa clause
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 02, 2017, 08:51:07 PM
Granted, you will be on 31 December and 1 January. That'll learn you not to mistake one celebration for the other.

I wish for hot chocolate.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on November 03, 2017, 12:52:16 AM
Granted, but its dark chocolate.

I with to be a fly
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 03, 2017, 04:50:35 AM
granted youll get eaten by a frog

i wish for a kite
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 06, 2017, 04:17:35 PM
OK! Don't expect it to fly, though.


Gimme metal.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 06, 2017, 07:17:48 PM
(https://ichemepresident.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/scrap-metal.jpg)
If it isn't enough, just wish for metal again, 'kay kiddo? Have fun, and all that.

I wish the tree in our backyard was alive!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 06, 2017, 08:11:56 PM
trees already are alive


i wish you werent that dumb XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 06, 2017, 09:35:57 PM
Granted, you just took my wish differently than I hoped you would...

I wish for a silver bracelet!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on November 06, 2017, 11:37:34 PM
Granted, but it's fake and is worthless.

I wish for my sisters to stop being annoying.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 07, 2017, 04:50:25 AM
granted, shes dead


i wish for more disney
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on November 07, 2017, 12:48:20 PM

Granted, everything is now disney. Everything.







granted, shes dead



I was laughing so hard at that
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 07, 2017, 12:51:39 PM
Granted, you won't be able to stop laughing forever. You even continue when you're already dead.

I wish to be the best circleclicker in the world!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 07, 2017, 08:25:31 PM
granted your top scores at 1 c/sec, 60 c/min, 3600/hour, 86400 c/day, you get the picture


i wish for 1 milion dollars/euros/whatever currncy they use in my country
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: anoni on November 11, 2017, 11:26:33 PM
Granted, but you are arrested for tax evasion.

I wish for a big ol' cake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 12, 2017, 05:37:09 AM
granted, you sufacated in it


i wish it was "sinterklaas" already
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: anoni on November 13, 2017, 10:57:57 AM
Granted, the time has skipped, you don't remember how you got there but apparently you made some bad decisions on the way.

I wish for world peace!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on November 13, 2017, 03:22:11 PM
Granted, everything died, so no more fighting.

I wish for unlimited, free internet.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 13, 2017, 03:58:41 PM
Granted, but you can only use it on Antarctica.

I wish to get a fancy sword as decoration for my room.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 13, 2017, 04:22:57 PM
granted, some day it will fall of and kill you


i wish you were alive
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 13, 2017, 09:11:45 PM
Granted, but only if you're going to meet me in person.

I wish my milk was warm.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 14, 2017, 04:55:02 AM
granted i farted in it


i wish i knew where you live
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on November 14, 2017, 09:43:51 AM
Granted, you have now forgotten where you live

I wish for next year to be better than this year.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 14, 2017, 03:11:05 PM
sorry, this was a great year compaired to last year
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 28, 2017, 01:23:15 PM
Granted they turned invisible




I wish I knew how to hunt better
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 29, 2017, 04:46:51 AM
you're now 1% better


i want to go to Hamilton
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 29, 2017, 11:34:49 AM
Granted, but only your lower half.

I wish I never have to postphone things.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on November 29, 2017, 01:14:43 PM
Granted. You have a lot of stuff to do.

I wish it was christmas already
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 30, 2017, 04:34:45 AM
granted you didnt have the time to buy presents


i wish i could go shopping free in a game store for 30 min
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 30, 2017, 10:47:31 AM
Granted, the 30 minutes go in at the time I post this.

I wish I could shift physically.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 30, 2017, 01:31:16 PM
Granted! You can shift into dust particle


I this I could  feed all the hungry
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Naval on November 30, 2017, 05:53:53 PM
  Granted, every time you eat something everyone else gets fed instead cx


I wish I was a Chicken...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 30, 2017, 08:19:57 PM
Granted, you're now also afraid of almost everything.

I wish for a banana chocolate spread sandwich.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 01, 2017, 04:49:42 AM
granted and thank you, i was getting hungry


i wish i had Mario Oddesy
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 01, 2017, 04:52:22 AM
Granted you got Mario 64 mod




I wish I could be mini so I can eat a big strawberry
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 01, 2017, 05:09:17 AM
granted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb5YR6wpg7g


i wish i has some cereal

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 01, 2017, 05:13:01 AM
Granted, you got the base ingredients now you make your own cereal from scratch




I wish I could join a wolf pack
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 01, 2017, 05:17:08 AM
granted your the food :/


i wish i was an african wild dog
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 01, 2017, 05:20:58 AM
Granted, though the Genie had an error. Looks like you are an african wild cat




I wish I had a better sleep schedule
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 01, 2017, 05:26:38 AM
granted you sleep now!


i wish to have succes in my life
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on December 02, 2017, 02:07:25 PM
Granted, you win at everything.



I wish my birthday was farther away.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 02, 2017, 02:18:09 PM
Granted, you'll go back in time from now on.

I wish for a rose.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 02, 2017, 02:32:37 PM
Grated, you got one powdered rose


I wish I could ride of a whales back
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 04, 2017, 04:54:41 AM
granted, hell eat you though :/  thats a little less fun


i wish i had a pillow
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 04, 2017, 04:56:29 AM
Granted but it was made of brick




I wish for a box of strawberries
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 04, 2017, 04:58:12 AM
granted there outdated


i wish for choclates
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 04, 2017, 05:10:26 AM
Granted but you only got the chocolate seeds




I wish be able to learn to surf.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 04, 2017, 05:11:34 AM
granted, you were able to learn but you didnt learn
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 04, 2017, 05:17:30 AM
Granted, you turn invisible




I wish to go to Mount Everest
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 04, 2017, 05:19:26 AM
granted, you froze


i wish my phone was fixed
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 04, 2017, 05:26:02 AM
Granted, it turned into a robot.


I wish to  learn to be a good cook
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 04, 2017, 05:30:03 AM
granted, youve been forced into cooking for alot of people


i wish to wish the wish wich you wish to wish i wish
but if you wish to wish i wish the wish wich the witch wishes to wish i wish
i wish not to wish the wish wich you wish to wish i wish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 06, 2017, 04:52:02 AM
Broke, you exploded.




I wish to visit a Savanna
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 06, 2017, 05:23:56 AM
ya got eaten by a lion


i wish for pizza
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 06, 2017, 10:48:04 PM
Granted you got the pictures.




I wish to go to a beach to play in the sand
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 07, 2017, 04:28:27 AM
granted there were bullies there


i wish to be a lion
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 07, 2017, 04:30:03 AM
Granted but only half of you changed




I wish to pet your mane since you have half a lions mane.  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 07, 2017, 04:35:56 AM
granteed, you got eaten by me


i wish i didt eat you
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 07, 2017, 04:39:36 AM
Granted, but you got three clones of me.






I wish for a box of infinite chicken so I can give it to you  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 07, 2017, 04:42:53 AM
granted, you didnt get a singel bite


i wish it was 5 december forever
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 07, 2017, 04:47:30 AM
Granted but everything else froze to




I wish I could float
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 07, 2017, 04:49:05 AM
granted, you still cant float over cliffs


i wish you free genie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 07, 2017, 04:50:05 AM
Granted but it was that darn broken Genie


I wish I could get a ride from a giant bird
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 07, 2017, 04:50:47 AM
granted you fell


i wish my cat was on my lap
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 07, 2017, 04:52:17 AM
Granted but you turned into a cat suddenly




I wish to visit a temple
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 07, 2017, 04:53:57 AM
granted, it was the run down temple of time


i wish for 1000 bitcoins
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 07, 2017, 04:55:15 AM
Granted but right when you got them their value suddenly drop mysteriously




I wish to explore a swamp
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 07, 2017, 04:56:46 AM
granted, ya got eaten by a croc


i wish that croc didnty eat ya
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 07, 2017, 04:58:34 AM
Granted but it ate ya instead




I wish I could have saved you and defeat the croc
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 07, 2017, 04:59:21 AM
granted, but now were lost

i wish i knew the way
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 07, 2017, 05:00:20 AM
Granted, universe exploded as genie didn't know what to do.




I wish I was asleep
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 07, 2017, 05:01:07 AM
granted you had a nightmare


i wish to be a fox IRL
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 07, 2017, 10:02:14 AM
Granted, but a feral one.

I wish our dog turned into a cat.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 07, 2017, 03:26:05 PM
Granted, they turned into a duck. oh wait that wasn’t right . . .


I wish to clone who ever reads this
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 08, 2017, 04:46:30 AM
double the annoyingness


i wish for a table
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 08, 2017, 06:05:40 AM
Granted but it was too big


I wish I was faster
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 11, 2017, 04:57:10 AM
ya cant stop running


i wish i was a cat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 11, 2017, 05:23:47 AM
Granted but you had to spit up hairballs every five seconds




I wish I could fly on kite
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 11, 2017, 05:24:33 AM
granted but thew kites fall


i wish to pet you
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 11, 2017, 05:26:03 AM
Granted, but you grew a third arm




I wish to have a submarine
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 11, 2017, 05:27:50 AM
granted, though it cant go too low thanks to water pressure


i wish for food
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 11, 2017, 01:27:32 PM
Granted but it was rotten






I wish to be able to race a cheetah
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 11, 2017, 08:28:52 PM
Granted, you bet 50 dollars with a cheetah but just cause you were able to race doesn’t mean you were able to win


I wish for drinks
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 11, 2017, 08:59:40 PM
Graneted but the drink wasnt exactly meant to be costumed  @.@




I wish to got fishing in the ocean 
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 12, 2017, 04:56:28 AM
granted, yet since its the ocean you drowned


i wish for a cookie jar
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 12, 2017, 05:10:11 AM
Granted but it's on your head




I wish to go on a treasure hunt
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 12, 2017, 05:11:31 AM
granted, the treasure is buried in the core of the moon


i wish for snow in my region
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 12, 2017, 05:43:52 AM
Ranted but it will a hundred year ice age.


I wish to explore a cool cave
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 12, 2017, 07:07:02 AM
granted, bear attack


i wish it was christmas everyday
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 12, 2017, 04:17:32 PM
Granted but it got dull after the one hundred day




I wish for my very own piranha plant from super mario   
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 13, 2017, 05:13:24 AM
granted, it ate ya (be careful what you wish for)


i wish for snow
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 13, 2017, 05:28:04 AM
Granted, you got hundreds of feet of it.




I wish to meet a Yoshi  :)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 13, 2017, 05:30:35 AM
granted, it still ate ya (Mario characters like eating ok?!)


i wish to kill mushrooms by jumping on them
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 13, 2017, 05:31:32 AM
Granted but it exploded.


I wish to go mechanical bull riding.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 13, 2017, 05:32:37 AM
granted, ya fell of immediately


i wish to be in Disneyland 
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 13, 2017, 05:40:38 AM
Granted but you got sent back to grand opening in 1955


I wish to make a huge pot of spaghetti
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 13, 2017, 06:01:23 AM
granted but you couldn't eat it all


i wish to be in Disneyland Paris
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 13, 2017, 06:05:50 AM
Granted but they were working.




I wish go sand skiing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 13, 2017, 06:06:59 AM
granted ya fell


i wish to be a snowman like froty
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 13, 2017, 06:13:13 AM
Granted, you simply froze and got cover by snow  @.@




I wish to get to use a hot tub  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 13, 2017, 01:53:42 PM
Granted, but the tub is so hot it'll burn you alive.

I wish for a pet butterfly!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 13, 2017, 02:39:36 PM
Granted but it was huge!!




I wish to swap colours with a snow leopard : P
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:01:26 AM
granted, every-one confused you with michen


i wish for snow
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:02:30 AM
Granted but it was fake snow.


I wish to go to a waterpark
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:03:43 AM
granted, you drowned


i wish you were alive again
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:05:11 AM
Granted but you got a zombie.


I wish to sleep on a beach
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:05:57 AM
granted, the water level rose just when you slept


i wish it didnt
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:07:47 AM
Granted, all the water went away.


I wish to defeat Bowser : P
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:08:48 AM
granted, i'm sorry but your princess is in another castle


i wish it was tomorrow
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:10:38 AM
Granted but the genie just ended up resetting the day


I wish to make a fancy potion in a pot
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:15:07 AM
granted, but first work on your grammar


i wish i could beat this boss in the legend of Zelda breath of the wild
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:18:17 AM
( hey, you know what I meant, I don't correct yours that much.   x3 )


Granted but you beat the game forever and it can't replay.


I wish to cook a big back of mac n cheese
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:19:23 AM
granted, your back is now mac n cheese


i wish i wasn't so annoying
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:20:49 AM
Granted, the world exploded.


I wish to meet a turkey
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:21:33 AM
granted, but you have to go to Turkey to meet him/her


i wish i didn't make such bad pus
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:23:33 AM
Granted, your mouth fell off.




I wish to play a prank on a fur
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:27:31 AM
granted, ya pulled a prank on yourself ya silly vee

i wish "silly vee" was something everybody in the forums start saying when you did a silly thing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:28:55 AM
Granted, all the chats got spammed




I wish to try being a stunt eevee  xP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:30:51 AM
granted, you tried, you failed, you died silly vee


i wish you weren't dead
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:32:35 AM
Granted, you got a floating eevee.


I wish to fall asleep fast
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:38:44 AM
gra...........................


*you couldnt here my wish as you were sleeping*
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:42:44 AM
( should still put one for if other people show up ^_^ )


Granted, everything disappeared


I wish to be sleeping in a warm spot
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 06:03:11 AM
granted, your in a vulcano


i wish you a merry christmas
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on December 14, 2017, 07:50:23 AM
Granted. Everyone has a merry christmas, except you.


I wish for a nintendo switch.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on December 14, 2017, 09:05:47 AM
Granted, but it's in all of the original components, and you have to build it yourself XD

I wish to stop procrastinating.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 14, 2017, 09:48:38 AM
Granted, everyone on the planet disappears except for you.

I wish there were no fireworks this New Year's Eve.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on December 14, 2017, 02:21:20 PM

Granted. Nobody celebrates New Year's Eve anymore.


I wish for a new car.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 02:57:21 PM
Granted, but it was a bumper car




I wish to tame a dragon in under five minutes
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 04:20:40 PM
first this 90 min tutorial


i wish for snow
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 04:28:06 PM
Granted, you got a super blizzard




I wish to join a battle to learn more moves.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 14, 2017, 09:53:07 PM
Granted, you joined this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGiSgPP-8mc).

I wish there was an Osu! beatmap of that...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 10:02:37 PM
Granted but it was really poorly made.




I wish for a bunch of fruit right now.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on December 14, 2017, 11:00:54 PM
Granted. You are suffocated under a massive ton of fresh fruits.


I wish I didn't have to take my final exams.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 11:05:54 PM
Granted, but you didn't pass


I wish for try out a go-kart
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on December 14, 2017, 11:24:09 PM
Granted. You try it out, and it won't start.


I wish for some cool new clothes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 15, 2017, 05:30:23 AM
granted you got 3 caps 5 hoodies 3 baggy jeans 9 sneakers and you must wear them all the time


i wish my room was bigger
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 15, 2017, 05:31:51 AM
Granted, it was the side of a kitty.




I wish to enter a pokemon battle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 15, 2017, 05:32:55 AM
granted, ya lost


i wish for choclate
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 15, 2017, 05:34:56 AM
Granted,  it was all melted.




I wish to explore the jungle to see all the things to see.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 15, 2017, 05:35:59 AM
ya got eaten in the jungle


i wish you weren't eaten anymore
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 15, 2017, 05:37:31 AM
Granted, you traded places.




I wish could nap in peace.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 15, 2017, 05:38:36 AM
granted, before waking up in a war


i wish i wasn't eaten anymore
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 15, 2017, 05:40:23 AM
Granted,  but you were living skeleton.




I wish to learn better hunting skills.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 15, 2017, 05:56:02 AM
granted you are 0.001% better


i wish i had skin and mussels
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 15, 2017, 05:57:12 AM
Granted, but it is all on wrong.




I wish to walk a tight rope between buildings
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 16, 2017, 05:28:59 AM
granted ya fell


i wish my things were on the correct position
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 16, 2017, 06:37:41 AM
Granted but you were in wrong spot.




I wish to try being a dentist.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 17, 2017, 06:03:01 AM
granted, you tried, you failed


i wish you would stop saying "i wish to try to" and start saying "i wish to be"
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 17, 2017, 06:10:22 AM
Granted, I said it one million times




I wish to be a bigger eevee  :3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 17, 2017, 06:11:45 AM
granted, you're to big now]


i wish to meet you IRL one time or another
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 17, 2017, 06:11:19 PM
Granted, you'll meet in heaven.

I wish for a new carpet for my room.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Fuzzpaws on December 17, 2017, 06:12:29 PM
receives a small dog who loves car rides...

wishes for coffee and donuts
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 17, 2017, 06:24:32 PM
Granted, but the donuts are inside the coffee  ^_^




I wish to do skiing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 17, 2017, 06:32:47 PM
Granted, but you only are wearing skis under your left paws.

I wish I knew how to fix any computer in the world!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 18, 2017, 05:13:48 AM
granted, you cant fit anything else in your brain


i wish i could get a hippopotamus for X-mas
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on December 18, 2017, 03:49:06 PM
Granted, but it won't be pretty.

I wish school was over
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 18, 2017, 04:01:21 PM
Granted, you time travel before it started


I wish to see how it feels to be a lizard
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 19, 2017, 05:05:37 AM
granted, but you lived as a eevee your life so it wont be easy


i wish to have a mate :'(
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 19, 2017, 05:06:53 AM
Granted, but they were a little mean.




I wish to go rafting.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 19, 2017, 05:34:10 AM
granted, waterfall
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 19, 2017, 05:40:11 AM
Granted universe vanished


I wish to meet an owl
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on December 19, 2017, 05:50:49 AM
"Would you like to hear that again?" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFz14Bc3v9E)
*Accidentally presses yes*


I wish for a pen that doesn't run out of ink
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 19, 2017, 03:23:00 PM
Granted, it went down in the history books as the first great ink flood. o.O




I wish you had red eyes for a day.   :P  just so I can see how that looks
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 19, 2017, 03:38:10 PM
Granted, but you'll be blind for that day.

I wish I had a new hairstyle! ...Furstyle?
...You get my point.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 19, 2017, 03:40:47 PM
Granted, all your fur when to your head




I wish to be a rabbit for a little bit
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 19, 2017, 04:00:18 PM
granted, for 1 sac, and i ate you its in my nature


i wish for more wishes
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 19, 2017, 04:01:36 PM
Granted, there were like one billion around you.


I wish to be a bird so I can fly above everyone.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 19, 2017, 04:12:52 PM
Granted, but airplanes work like magnets for you. And huge magnets, not those kind that people usually stick on fridges.

I wish for world peace!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 20, 2017, 04:53:49 AM
granted, everybody who was in war died


i wish to be an expert at karate
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: MrRazot on December 20, 2017, 02:34:39 PM
Granted! You know everything about the origins and history of Karate!


I wish my phone screen wasn't broken.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 20, 2017, 03:08:09 PM
Granted, but your phone broke you  :S




I wish I could use a sword to!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: MrRazot on December 20, 2017, 03:22:13 PM
Granted! You have been granted the ability to hold a sword without dropping it!
(for all intents and purposes, you could technically use it for whatever you want really I guess.)


I wish I was smarterer
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 20, 2017, 04:13:09 PM
Granted, you got a white gummi.

I wish for my fursona as a stuffed animal on a 1:1 scale!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 20, 2017, 04:29:23 PM
Granted, but you got turned into that stuffed animal.




I wish to cook better.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on December 20, 2017, 06:41:33 PM
Granted, you cook 1% better now.

I wish my internet was better
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 21, 2017, 05:06:29 AM
granted it's 0.001% better


i wish to be some-ones pet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 21, 2017, 06:38:30 PM
Granted, they were pretty mean sadly.




I wish that I could go to a castle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on December 21, 2017, 10:09:56 PM
Granted but it's the castlevania castle.

I wish I wasn't ticklish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 21, 2017, 10:13:46 PM
Granted, you literally can not feel any sensation on your skin anymore  :) 




I wish to teleport
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 22, 2017, 05:17:27 AM
granted everything ended up on the wrong place


i wish to have cereal with mah
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 22, 2017, 05:23:03 AM
Granted but wasn't edible




I wish to go on a epic adventure
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 22, 2017, 05:23:26 AM
granted it was in a vulcano
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 22, 2017, 05:25:42 AM
Granted, machine broke.




I wish that I could visit a nice beach
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 22, 2017, 05:28:44 AM
granted it was very busy you couldn't walk


i wish to be an owner of a pet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 22, 2017, 05:22:05 PM
Granted, but your they were pretty dangerous.




I wish to make a boat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 23, 2017, 04:48:29 AM
granted it sank


i wish to have a mate
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 23, 2017, 09:51:26 AM
Granted.
Wait, did you mean the British or the US kind?

I wish for a palm tree in my back yard!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: anoni on December 23, 2017, 12:24:03 PM
Granted, but the palm tree is dead, you have a dead palm tree in your backyard.

I wish for a life supply of chocolate!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 23, 2017, 02:00:06 PM
Granted, you now have a chocolate Frankenstein walking around in your house and it wants to eat you.

I wish for a new alarm clock!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 23, 2017, 03:06:19 PM
Granted, was the size of house


I wish to scuba dive
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: anoni on December 24, 2017, 10:56:37 AM
Granted, but you get eaten by a giant CLAM!

I wish for the pearl of that Giant clam
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 24, 2017, 03:26:21 PM
Granted, but the peral was fuzzy and my fur colour




I wish to explore a big city
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 25, 2017, 05:48:26 AM
granted, it was new donk city (Mario Oddysey (I now have that game))


i wish i have all BotW Amiibo, i already have all odyssey amiibo
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 25, 2017, 06:49:14 AM
Granted, they were giant and alive.




I wish to go to a fancy dinner.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on December 25, 2017, 08:18:37 PM
Granted, you work in a fancy restaurant.

I wish for a wish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on December 25, 2017, 08:58:20 PM
Granted, you used that wish for that wish.

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on December 25, 2017, 08:59:34 PM
Granted. Here's the instruction booklet for your new wings, and here's the tape to stick the pieces of paper in the shredder back together.

I wish to see in the dark!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 26, 2017, 01:07:47 AM
Granted, you can't see in the light.




I wish to go desert surfing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 26, 2017, 06:34:19 AM
granted it was in odyssey


i wish to be cool
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 26, 2017, 08:29:21 AM
Granted, you were a little too cool and froze.


I wish to go play in some sand
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: anoni on December 26, 2017, 01:02:55 PM
Granted but the sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I wish for ? To answer his long awaited ?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: kiindling on December 26, 2017, 01:12:24 PM
Granted. However, as no prior information has been provided as to what the ? was originally, the answer, to our knowledge, remains as ?


I wish it could be Christmas every day
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 27, 2017, 03:15:14 AM
Granted, Christmas started to get unexciting after tenth day.




I wish to go surfing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 27, 2017, 05:32:24 AM
granted it waa desert surfing... in mario odyssey DEJAVU


i wish i made more creative jokes
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 27, 2017, 05:42:12 AM
granted, wouldn't stop saying them ever


I wish to steal back all the chicken  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 27, 2017, 05:51:10 AM
nope, my chicken


i wish you would leave my chicken alone >:(
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 27, 2017, 05:59:48 AM
Granted, I just waited for ya to sleep.






I wish for you to nap.  :3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 27, 2017, 06:02:46 AM
it's morning i cant sleep


i wish you would not eat my chicken when im in bed
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 27, 2017, 06:09:43 AM
Granted, I ate it so I can't eat it as already eaten.




I wish to be more sneaky
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on December 27, 2017, 06:56:18 PM
Granted, you are invisible to everyone in every way, you cannot interact with this world! (Boy that was harsh)

I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 27, 2017, 08:42:21 PM
Granted... your face is a cake! X3 A new twist to a classic joke, what do you think?

I wish for chocolate rain!

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: The Past on December 27, 2017, 10:25:19 PM
Granted. I suggest you evacuate before the molten chocolate floods the whole town!

I wish for wings.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 28, 2017, 05:05:11 AM
chicken wings!


i wish for four fours
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 28, 2017, 05:14:16 AM
Granted, you got big fours all around you.


I wish for cake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 28, 2017, 05:28:27 AM
granted it caked cake


i wish for the game arms
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: The Past on December 28, 2017, 05:50:05 AM
i wish for the game arms

Uh, okay, granted. Now whenever you look at your arms, you'll lose the game. XD

I wish for a new graphics card.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 28, 2017, 05:53:56 AM
granted it's even worse than your last one


i wish for splatoon 2
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 28, 2017, 07:03:18 AM
Granted! But it's really just Splatoon with 2 written in with crayon.




I wish for a new colour in the rainbow.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 28, 2017, 07:08:28 AM
Granted, we put the rainbow inside the rainbow!




I wish to get to ride up high in the sky on a dragon.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 28, 2017, 12:19:42 PM
granted, ya fell


i wish my cat were on my lap
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: kiindling on December 28, 2017, 01:29:21 PM
Granted. He is now fused onto it.
Have fun!




I wish someone would do my homework for me
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 28, 2017, 02:41:50 PM
Granted, but wasn't done right




I wish to cuddle tiger's mane
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 28, 2017, 07:29:06 PM
Granted, but the tiger was not happy...

I wish I could use magic!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 29, 2017, 04:46:57 AM
you weren't good at it and set yourself on fire


i wish i had more friends on my switch
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 29, 2017, 05:26:13 AM
Granted, you got more switches!




I wish to ski
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 29, 2017, 05:37:48 AM
granted you broke your leg


i wish to play my switch
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 29, 2017, 05:51:32 AM
Granted, you got such inside the switch.


I wish to give my wish away
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 29, 2017, 06:02:11 AM
granted you gave it to me


i wish for new joy-cons
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 29, 2017, 10:43:49 AM
Granted, here are tickets for the comic-con of last year. Such joy, right? :D

I wish my batteries never ran out.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 30, 2017, 03:59:07 AM
granted your phone exploded


i wish for more friends in school
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 30, 2017, 02:14:19 PM
Granted! School is now canceled!




I wish I had more money...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 30, 2017, 06:30:03 PM
Granted, was play money.




I wish to go on a sailing trip
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: The Past on December 30, 2017, 07:51:23 PM
Granted. Just in time for a hurricane, too! Extra exciting! (I hope that joke isn't too soon...)

I wish for fish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on December 31, 2017, 05:52:58 AM
hey that rhymes here a dead goldfish


i wish for a dish (i did it)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 01, 2018, 03:02:51 PM
Granted, it was broken




I wish for a venus flytrap
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 01, 2018, 05:25:19 PM
Granted...

I wish to add something to my fursona.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 01, 2018, 05:26:31 PM
Granted!  You got robot wings and huge rocket boosters  XD




I wish to be a feline for a day.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 01, 2018, 05:37:38 PM
Granted, you became a dog with an identity crisis for a day that lasts forevah!

I wish something exciting happened in my life.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 02, 2018, 04:49:47 AM
and suddenly a war happened the leader of the war: someone who wants to kill all furries


i wish Disney made more animated movies when was the the last 3 classics 2016: Moana 2016: Zootopia 2014: Frozen  too much time inbetween
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: The Past on January 02, 2018, 07:27:50 AM
Granted. Those working on the movies are forced to rush so fast that the writing and animation -- and everything in between -- are terribly poor in every movie onward.

I wish for a beverage.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 02, 2018, 10:33:23 AM
one drop of tap water will do


i wish i was a cat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 02, 2018, 04:13:06 PM
Granted, you are a Sphynx




I wish to go fishing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 04:59:28 AM
granted a shark aate you


i wish my dad wouldn't stress for 1 day!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: dominic on January 03, 2018, 05:46:20 AM
Granted! He is stress free today but will be stressed for every other moment of his life!


I wish I could be a smol purrson  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 12:05:34 PM
sorry couldn't here quite goos, ho pe you have fun being a smore person


i wish the wish which you wish to wish i wish but if you wish the wish which the witch wisheds you to wish you wish i wish, i wish not to
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 03, 2018, 02:41:06 PM
Granted, you got broken genie




I wish to go sledding
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 02:48:42 PM
granted, ya broke your leg


i wish for a carwash
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 03, 2018, 02:58:06 PM
granted, but ya had to walk through it.




I wish to go on a rowboat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 04, 2018, 04:41:07 AM
granted it sank


i wish i was more creative
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 04, 2018, 04:31:49 PM
Granted, you accidentally got a little too creative and blew up world.




I wish to tame snakes so I can have fancy guards  :P
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: dominic on January 04, 2018, 04:54:05 PM
Granted, now Snake from Metal Gear Solid will follow you.


I wish to have Super Mario Obesity


 XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 04, 2018, 05:06:19 PM
Granted, you were inside the game.




I wish to get a shrink ray  :3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: dominic on January 04, 2018, 05:07:46 PM
Granted, but it only works on you.


I wish to have food to nom.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 04, 2018, 10:11:29 PM
Granted, you got a poisonous mushroom.

I wish to see a shooting star.

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: dominic on January 04, 2018, 10:27:45 PM
Granted, George Lopez just shot an clay pigeon in front of you


I wish for a friend
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 05, 2018, 04:55:39 AM
Granted, it was a robot.




I wish to let next poster borrow my wish  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 05, 2018, 04:56:15 AM
granted here you have an all exclusive episode of the show friends


i wish for a new not broken genie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 05, 2018, 04:57:43 AM
granted, it wasn't functional




I wish to use a giant lilypad as a boat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 05, 2018, 05:07:45 AM
granted, it couldn't hold your weight


i wish to see 'Hamilton' in broadway
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 05, 2018, 02:56:44 PM
Granted, you got in at the end.


I wish to hang out with dragon pokemon  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 05, 2018, 06:42:23 PM
Granted, you were crushed by Dialga by accident since you got teleported right under it's paws as it was about to take a step.

I wish to save the world from an impending disaster!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on January 05, 2018, 06:44:58 PM
Granted. Now they expect you to do it again. And again. And again. And again. And again...

I wish for stuff to happen!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 05, 2018, 06:49:17 PM
Granted, I posted here.

I wish for an extra life.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on January 05, 2018, 06:52:06 PM
Granted. You now own two copies of "Half-Life 2".

I wish for Valve to make Half-Life 3 already.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 06, 2018, 04:31:32 AM
granted, they also made portal 3


i wish for more cereal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 07, 2018, 06:02:54 PM
Granted, it was soggy




I wish to cross the ocean
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: dominic on January 07, 2018, 07:12:33 PM
Granted, you had to go under the ocean like Mario and are now completely soaked.


I wish for food
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 07, 2018, 10:55:29 PM
Granted, it wasn't good food.




I wish to explore a huge  forest
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 08, 2018, 04:46:33 AM
granted, it was so big you got lost


i wish a heather would merry me. that would be beautiful
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on January 08, 2018, 09:38:34 AM
granted, they also made portal 3

I thought this genie was meant to be broken :P

Granted, it wasn't the heather you were thinking of, it was someone else.

I wish for Elemental HERO Stratos to come off the YuGiOh TCG banlist.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 08, 2018, 10:35:54 AM
Granted, now the card game is rigged and your favourite decks were burnt to ashes.

I wish people made better remixes!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on January 08, 2018, 10:51:07 AM
Granted, but there is only 1 new remix every 3 months.

I wish for pie. I don't care what sorta pie, I just wish for pie.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 08, 2018, 02:36:47 PM
granted, you got all pie but it was behind a wall and I got to eat it . :)




I wish to go skydiving
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 09, 2018, 01:29:52 AM
Granted, but your parachute malfunctioned. If you try, you might be able to splash in the nearby body of water.

I wish I didn't have heartburn so often.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on January 09, 2018, 04:44:39 AM
Granted. You no longer have a heart.


I want moosical talent
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 09, 2018, 12:34:52 PM
Granted, you now have a special talent to call a moose... by their wrong name.

I wish for flowers!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 09, 2018, 01:11:00 PM
Granted, but watchout for bees.

I wish i was more open minded
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 09, 2018, 01:39:31 PM
Granted!  But now your brain might fall out.




I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 09, 2018, 02:44:17 PM
Granted, every single wish got granted that could possibily be wished.






I wish for a nice meal.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 10, 2018, 04:45:39 AM
granted, it was one potato chip nice


i wish for a new laptop
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 10, 2018, 04:46:28 AM
Granted, you got a scary robot laptop.




I wish to be taught by dragons   ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 10, 2018, 04:55:17 AM
granted but first you need to train one


i wish to see the Heathers and Hamilton in broadway
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 12, 2018, 03:51:12 PM
granted, you got a bad view




I wish to go swimming around.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 12, 2018, 05:07:32 PM
The whole Earth floods.




I wish for some spare cash.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 12, 2018, 05:46:10 PM
Granted, though the currency you got isn't in use anymore.






I wish to meet more pokemon.  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 12, 2018, 06:12:24 PM
Granted but they are Luvdisc, Trubbish, Stunfisk, Binacle and Vanillite.




I wish to write a beautiful song.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 12, 2018, 06:43:36 PM
Granted, but everyone else thinks otherwise

I wish I could be a master of kung fu
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 13, 2018, 04:58:16 AM
granted, here are some powerful foes who will reappear after you defected them 24/7
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 13, 2018, 02:20:45 PM
Granted!  :D




I wish I had a cool leather jacket.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 13, 2018, 05:21:17 PM
Granted, you became part of the tunnel snakes


I wish visit top of mountain
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 14, 2018, 04:56:11 AM
granted, you froze and got no oxygen


i wish my cat wasn't so annoying right now
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 14, 2018, 03:23:57 PM
Granted, your cat is even more annoying.

I wish there was one perfect volume for everything.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 14, 2018, 06:59:47 PM
Granted! You're now deaf

I wish I could see the future
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 14, 2018, 08:37:05 PM
Granted, you saw the future but you never truly saw the future as it is always changing as you see it.




I wish to go on a epic adventure
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 15, 2018, 02:14:32 AM
Granted. Welcome to Syria


I wish to fly an F35
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 15, 2018, 05:03:39 AM
granted you crashed


i wish for some chicken
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 15, 2018, 05:55:12 AM
Granted, it was really old.




I wish to be invited to fancy dinner
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 15, 2018, 02:46:04 PM
Granted, you're invited to clean the toilets.

I wish I had a good job.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 15, 2018, 05:19:41 PM
Granted, you had ten of them.




I wish to swim in jello
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: dominic on January 15, 2018, 07:00:10 PM
Granted, your fur is now very sticky from the jello.


I wish that I could make better food.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 16, 2018, 04:45:57 AM
granted you're food is now 0,1% better


i wish i could fly
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on January 16, 2018, 08:46:52 AM
Granted. However, you cannot control where you fly to.

I wish to not be ill.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 16, 2018, 03:43:49 PM
Granted. The illness will go away for 2 hours, then return 1.2 times as strong as it was before it went away for 23 hours. This'll happen 5 times in total, then the multiplyer will drop by 25%. This will remain for 5 days, then the multiplyer will go back to normal including the healing you would have gone through had this multiplyer not been set up.

I wish there's more free music I can download!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 16, 2018, 05:19:41 PM
Granted but it cause someone to travel the world to chase ya for that  XD


I wish to ski down a big mountain
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 16, 2018, 11:48:00 PM
Granted. Have fun skiing down that exploding volcano

I wish for good weather
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 17, 2018, 04:48:27 AM
granted it's so hot you burned
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 17, 2018, 01:04:09 PM
Granted, you no longer exist.

I wish to hold Excalibur!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 18, 2018, 12:33:40 AM
Granted, you were put in the stone.




I wish for laser sharks  XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 18, 2018, 04:58:26 AM
granted you died


i wish ? wasn't dead anymore
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 18, 2018, 02:37:20 PM
Granted, you created the first zombie type.




I wish for trying hand gliding
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 18, 2018, 04:15:10 PM
Granted, you can now glide on your hands.



I my tail wasn't so big
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 18, 2018, 05:27:26 PM
Granted, you've been shrunk to the size of a pea

I wish I could stop coughing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 18, 2018, 05:51:43 PM
Granted, you no longer have a mouth


I for more wishes
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 18, 2018, 05:59:47 PM
Granted, you shall receive them in 582,904 years

I wish for a pizza
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 18, 2018, 06:08:12 PM
Granted, it was a stone pizza!


I wish for a big feast
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 18, 2018, 06:10:07 PM
Granted, I hope you enjoy eating all these eevees

I wish for a new car
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 18, 2018, 06:14:36 PM
Granted, oh neat a flintstones car  XP


(http://thenewswheel.com/wp-content/themes/patterns/timthumb.php?src=http://thenewswheel.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Fred-Flintstone-Footmobile-The-Flintstones.png&q=90&w=660&zc=1)




I wish I could float away from hunting predators

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 18, 2018, 06:17:44 PM
Granted, see you on the moon

I wish for unlimited money
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 18, 2018, 06:18:53 PM
Granted, but it became pretty worthless because there was too much  :(




I wish to be a new type
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 18, 2018, 06:24:15 PM
Granted, you're now a flea

I wish to be able to shape shift at will
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 18, 2018, 06:46:08 PM
Granted, you shapeshift to anyone's will. Good luck if someone wants to turn you into mincemeat...

I wish I had a cool airship!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 18, 2018, 06:51:02 PM
Granted, it's in orbit around Pluto

I wish for a tank
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 18, 2018, 07:03:52 PM
Granted, here she is.

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131118101526/etrian/images/6/67/Racoona.png)

I wish for ham.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 19, 2018, 04:58:49 AM
granted, you have to kill a pig yourself but then ham!


i wish it was x-mas
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 19, 2018, 01:15:13 PM
Granted, Santa would like to have a word with you though.


I wish i never ran out of money
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 19, 2018, 02:50:48 PM
granted, all stores banned you

i wish i could remember to wish every time
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 19, 2018, 04:14:54 PM
granted, you couldn’t think of anything else.




I wish to go fish in a magical lake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 19, 2018, 05:47:15 PM
Granted, it's a magical lava lake with magical lava fish that eat small furry creatures...slowly

I wish to be able to turn invisible
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 20, 2018, 04:42:44 AM
granted, your invisible for the rest of your life


i wish to be not sick
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 20, 2018, 02:14:18 PM
Granted, you're dead


I wish to shoot awesome guns
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 20, 2018, 02:44:56 PM
granted you shot yourself and died


i wish there wasn't so much death here
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 20, 2018, 02:56:33 PM
Granted, everyone was frozen in time




I wish for some cheesecake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 21, 2018, 12:55:42 AM
Granted, it's literal cheese shaped into a cake.


I wish I had longer hair
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 21, 2018, 04:47:39 AM
granted, you fall over it every second


i wish to be a famous youtuber
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 21, 2018, 01:24:02 PM
Granted, all  your get demonized.


I wish I could be  with my friends more
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 21, 2018, 04:31:56 PM
Granted, there was lots of glue.




I wish to never require sleep
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 22, 2018, 04:43:30 AM
granted you still get tired though


i wish i had awards like ?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 22, 2018, 10:01:38 PM
Granted, the screen got filled.




I wish to swim in pancake mix : P
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 23, 2018, 05:21:52 AM
granted? you got sticky


i wish i had atleast 1 award
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 23, 2018, 02:46:50 PM
Granted, you got the first invisible award






I wish to go down a mountain on a sled
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 24, 2018, 04:44:17 AM
granted you broke your bones after falling over a rock


i wish i wasn't so tired
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 24, 2018, 02:32:25 PM
Granted, you could never calm down




I wish to go into a magic forest to see mystical creatures
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 25, 2018, 04:51:41 AM
granted you got lost


i wish i had superpowers
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 25, 2018, 04:13:26 PM
Granted, you got the power of radiation poisoning    @.@




I wish to go down a zipline
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 26, 2018, 01:44:13 AM
Granted, but you ain't coming back up.


I wish I was taller
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 26, 2018, 05:06:02 AM
granted you grew 1 mm


i wish for cereal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 26, 2018, 03:49:56 PM
Granted, you get a random cereal number.

I wish a wasn't bored all the time.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 27, 2018, 01:20:53 AM
Granted, you were always hyper.




I wish take a peaceful nap in the middle of forest  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 27, 2018, 05:06:17 AM
granted, when you woke up a bear attacked


i wish to be in the room where it happened
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 28, 2018, 12:21:20 AM
Granted, you were teleported into the room 1 second before a bomb went off


I wish for a phone with unlimited battery
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 28, 2018, 04:46:15 AM
granted it exploded


i wish my coworkers weren't so dumb (let's see if you get that refrence)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 28, 2018, 07:50:18 PM
Granted, you have no coworkers so you have to do everything on your own


I wish for the Force
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 29, 2018, 04:55:44 AM

(it was a reference to the Nightmare Before Christmas)

granted, now you must choose Jedi or the dark side


i wish i could be the perfect daughter (that would be easier to guess the reference from)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 29, 2018, 02:45:15 PM
granted, it wasn’t the most fun time for you.




I wish to explore safari
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 30, 2018, 04:43:53 AM
granted ya got eaten by a lion


i wish my phone worked properly
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 30, 2018, 11:19:05 AM
Granted, it can now repair rollercoasters without any flaws.

I wish I was younger.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 30, 2018, 12:40:00 PM
Granted, you are shrunk to 1 day old and the magic that shrunk you to that age keeps you from ever getting any bigger


I wish for awesome weather
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 30, 2018, 02:35:12 PM
Granted, electric tornado! with fire running through out it.




I wish to go flying
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 30, 2018, 05:52:22 PM
Granted, here's a jetpack and no parashoot

I wish to be free
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 30, 2018, 06:42:38 PM
Granted. You're now Kim Jung Un's slave. He's glad you were free


I wish we would stop standing around in formation
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 31, 2018, 04:52:32 AM
granted we now stand in a different formation


i wish i was more clever
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on January 31, 2018, 08:06:07 AM
Granted, but it is in comparison to the ones around you. Everyone else get dumber.




Wish I had something to eat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 31, 2018, 12:11:49 PM
granted, enjoying your one bread crumb?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on January 31, 2018, 12:55:06 PM
Granted.......... nothing happened, something was supposed to happen.




I wish I was invisible
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 31, 2018, 02:07:22 PM
granted, you can't even see yourself


i wish i never forgot to wish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 31, 2018, 02:12:08 PM
Granted, but you'll forget that you don't forget to make a wish.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on January 31, 2018, 02:16:05 PM
granted now your back hurts


i wish for pringles
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 01, 2018, 03:14:12 PM
Granted, they were really old.




I wish to ski down a mountain
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 01, 2018, 06:36:09 PM
Granted, mt. Everest.

I want to be immortal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 02, 2018, 04:56:18 AM
granted, as all your friends die you tried to get killed in any way possible but nothing would work


i wish that wasn't so sad
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 02, 2018, 12:57:59 PM
Granted, I can die naturally now.


I wish I could teleport anywhere anytime
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 02, 2018, 03:09:49 PM
granted, but you can't TP to the future


i wish to love like you
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 02, 2018, 03:23:48 PM
Granted, but are you sure you want that?


I wish I wasn't so obsessed with chocolate.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 02, 2018, 04:26:10 PM
granted, now you are obsessed with marshmellows
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 02, 2018, 04:52:00 PM
Granted, you turned invisible.






I wish to play in the sand
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Momma Bird on February 05, 2018, 09:46:40 PM
Granted, you are stranded on a desert island.


I wish I was a book about adventure and romance, and I would never be discarded.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 06, 2018, 04:37:59 AM
granted, but no-one read you, you were just kind of in he shelf


i wish i remembered to wish everytime
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 06, 2018, 02:44:14 PM
Granted, happen at the same time all the time.


I wish to pet the next person
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 06, 2018, 04:00:46 PM
Granted, thank you.  :)

I wish to hug the person above
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 07, 2018, 04:36:17 AM
granted, but why not me


i wish to slap the user above me
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 07, 2018, 03:40:58 PM
Granted, you got hit by a tail.


 I wish to explore a cave
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 07, 2018, 03:54:43 PM
Granted, but watch out for spiders, zombies, skeletons...

I wish for a best friend!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 08, 2018, 04:44:08 AM
here I am


i wish to be a better friend for Michen
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 08, 2018, 12:49:12 PM
Granted, you are now him.


I wish I could have more friends
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Jenny ♥ on February 08, 2018, 01:30:39 PM
Granted! You are now drowning in friendship activities and have no time left for yourself now.

I wish for some freedom.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 09, 2018, 04:43:47 AM
granted you've got no friends


i wish to be alone at home
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Jenny ♥ on February 09, 2018, 05:07:19 AM
Granted. You are now a ghost and you can see no one as well as the other way around.

I wish for some good food.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bricket on February 09, 2018, 05:12:10 AM
Ganted.
Tide Pods are now food, and you got a life long supply of it.


I wish for trains
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 09, 2018, 05:16:02 AM
granted, bricket? ah he died of train!


i wish to bring bricket back to life
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 09, 2018, 12:40:28 PM
Granted, he is a zombie though.

I wish I wasn't grounded
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 09, 2018, 01:55:11 PM
Your grounding has been lifted!  Nuclear holocaust.




I wish I could get a decent sleep.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 09, 2018, 02:35:10 PM
Granted, got hit by a frying pan  :o




I wish to see the stars
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 10, 2018, 04:47:03 AM
granted you went a little too close to the stars, it's plasma you know


i wish that ? didn't burn
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 10, 2018, 01:21:45 PM
Granted, you take ?'s place.


I wish I was immortal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 10, 2018, 03:36:54 PM
Granted!  Trapped in a magical gem forever.




I wish I knew the cheat codes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 10, 2018, 03:57:48 PM
Granted, the fbi wants to know your location.


I wish to not be so sensitive to everything
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 10, 2018, 07:21:55 PM
Granted.  Leprosy.




I wish I could remember everything I ever learnt.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 11, 2018, 04:40:15 AM
granted your head exploded


i wish i got some candy thrown at me
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 11, 2018, 01:17:09 PM
Granted, look up. *ton of candy fall on you*



I wish I could have some of the candy
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 11, 2018, 01:47:38 PM
I got ya candy right here!
(https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2014/11/958408e1de62e7492c7908f971f02694.jpg)


I wish I had some curry for dinner.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 11, 2018, 04:23:28 PM
Granted, it was glowing curry




I wish for pool full of honey
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 11, 2018, 04:43:44 PM
Granted, but the honey will be forever frozen no matter what you do.

I wish Carnival ceased to exist.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 12, 2018, 04:37:40 AM
(i think you mean carnaval) granted, now no free candy thrown at you (yesterday i got a starwars magazine)


i wish for michen to enjoy carnaval
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 12, 2018, 03:25:11 PM
Granted in 1000 years after the moment you realise I did not misspell 'carnival'.

I wish for my new character to be finished already.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 13, 2018, 05:04:28 AM
granted it's u-ugly


i wish for chocolate
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 13, 2018, 12:35:09 PM
Granted, but you have to share.

I wish for marshmallows
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 14, 2018, 04:37:11 AM
2 marshmellows for you


i wish for water
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Jenny ♥ on February 14, 2018, 12:32:25 PM
Granted. You're drowning in a pool without pool edge.

I wish for a better life...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 15, 2018, 04:41:43 AM
(wow... deep)
granted, your life is now 1% better


i wish to be an African wild dog
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 18, 2018, 08:27:13 PM
Granted, you were a plush one.


I wish to go surfing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 19, 2018, 04:37:39 AM
granted, you failed


i wish to not fail
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 19, 2018, 05:46:19 PM
granted, you didn't fail at failing either




I wish to dig a long tunnel
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 19, 2018, 09:12:35 PM
You've succeeded, but now the entire tunnel is filled with radon.

I wish to fail in a terrible way!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 19, 2018, 09:15:03 PM
Granted, you logged in.


I wish I was immortal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 19, 2018, 09:18:18 PM
Granted, but now you are "Demontile".

I wish for horse emoticons.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 19, 2018, 10:18:12 PM
Granted, here's a pen and paper, make them.


I wish to be talented
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 19, 2018, 10:27:39 PM
Granted, but you have no arms and legs.

I wish to be infamous!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 20, 2018, 04:54:05 AM
grated, no one knows you


i wish to be a Nintendo character
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on February 20, 2018, 09:25:23 AM
grated, no one knows you


i wish to be a Nintendo character
Granted your Luigi and nobody cares about you.

I wish i could calm down from being angry easier.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 20, 2018, 05:23:47 PM
Granted, go to discord.


I wish to be relaxed
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 20, 2018, 05:53:37 PM
Granted, you feel asleep




I wish to make wings to use
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 20, 2018, 10:42:41 PM
You succeed, for about 10 seconds after the jump.

I wish this statement was a lie.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 20, 2018, 11:27:07 PM
Granted, no one will believe you anymore.


I wish I had cake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 21, 2018, 12:27:12 AM
Granted, but it is only metaphorical.

I wish I had a shoulder lizard.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 21, 2018, 04:45:40 AM
here ya go, Emtile on your shoulder

i wish to go to Amerika
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 21, 2018, 01:06:53 PM
Granted........Hi.


I wish to visit Europe
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 21, 2018, 01:19:53 PM
Granted, but the year is 1939 and you're in Poland.

I wish I had ice fire.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 21, 2018, 02:42:21 PM
Granted, but it's fused together so you just have water.

I wish for snowshoes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 21, 2018, 03:33:12 PM
Granted, but you can only use them in the Netherlands.

I wish for anonymous posting with captcha.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 22, 2018, 04:41:06 AM
granted, he eventually found out it was you
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 22, 2018, 11:49:10 AM
Granted, but your empty wish still got a result..

I wish to think of a wish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 22, 2018, 03:40:31 PM
Granted!  You think of wishing what to think to wish for.




I wish I was a top 10 percent topic starter.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 22, 2018, 04:36:36 PM
Granted, you made topics every five minutes  XP


I wish to make a tasty meal to enjoy right now ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 23, 2018, 04:39:41 AM
granted it was small


i wish not to go to school
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 23, 2018, 12:37:57 PM
Granted, but now you can't go home.

I wish for a green ribbon
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 24, 2018, 04:50:37 AM
granted it's hidden somewhere


i wish you would find it already
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 24, 2018, 12:56:42 PM
Granted, I found it, but it was covered in orange fur dandruff.

I wish for a pet fox.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 24, 2018, 04:56:59 PM
Granted!  Unfortunately it's me  >:3




I wish for a pain free back.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 24, 2018, 05:22:28 PM
Granted, you lost your legs.

I wish for more pugs.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 24, 2018, 08:14:26 PM
Granted, here are 1048576 pugs for you!

I wish for more milk.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 24, 2018, 10:48:22 PM
Granted, but it is mostly spoiled.

I wish to sleep in the basement.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 24, 2018, 10:55:02 PM
Granted, you had to dig out another one.






I wish for build my very own plane
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 24, 2018, 10:56:22 PM
Granted, but you spend the next 50 years putting it together.

I wish for an eevee army.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 24, 2018, 10:59:33 PM
Granted, but they chased you first.  sorry, should have had more pokepuffs  XP




I wish to nap on a beach
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 25, 2018, 12:05:30 AM
Granted, but the beach is floating away from the mainland.

I wish for VRChat knowledge.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 25, 2018, 04:37:53 AM
granted, ya knew everything and your brain exploded


i wish that VRchat didnt exist
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 25, 2018, 04:44:00 AM
Granted, but now Second Life is everywhere.

I wish for 3D modeling ability
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on February 25, 2018, 05:01:24 AM
granted your bad at it


i wish to be alive
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on February 25, 2018, 05:14:48 AM
Granted, but you are made of wood.

I wish I was invincible.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 01, 2018, 03:01:02 PM
Granted, the world exploded and you floated through space


I wish to explore a temple
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 02, 2018, 03:36:27 AM
Granted, but you realized you were already playing Minecraft.

I wish to have all of the different eevee "eevolutions".
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 03, 2018, 09:39:34 PM
granted, they were all fused  :o




I wish to crate a rocket to go to space
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on March 04, 2018, 05:02:28 AM
here a crate rocket, it's a liitle unstable so I don't know if it'll work


i wish to go to America




Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 05, 2018, 05:53:21 PM
Granted, but you are trapped in Mississippi.

I wish there was a tiny version of the Netherlands.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on March 06, 2018, 04:33:38 AM
it exists, it's called Madurodam


i wish there was a tiny America
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 06, 2018, 11:36:25 AM
Granted, but it blows up sooner.

I wish to be normal.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on March 06, 2018, 07:39:48 PM
Granted. Nerd!

I wish for a boat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 07, 2018, 12:44:12 AM
Granted, it spawned in the middle of desert




I wish to swim around with fish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 10, 2018, 05:46:56 AM
Granted, but you're one of them.

I wish I could see all of the stars.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 12, 2018, 03:57:19 PM
Granted, got a little too close  @.@




I wish to teleport somewhere random
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 13, 2018, 11:02:54 AM
Granted, but it is the random thread.

I wish for randomness.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 14, 2018, 02:25:55 AM
Granted, you got cheese.




I wish to go explore the mines for gold
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 14, 2018, 03:53:25 AM
You got those mines all right, you got them all, until they violently exploded >:3

I wish to be caffeinated!

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 14, 2018, 02:23:34 PM
Granted, they didnt sleep for two weeks




I wish to be a pizza eeveelution!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on March 14, 2018, 02:26:43 PM
Granted...... But i'm hungry for 🍕

I wish i wasn't so weird to everyone
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 14, 2018, 02:29:35 PM
Granted, now everyone is weird to you.




I wish to build the ultimate slide 
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on March 14, 2018, 02:33:48 PM
Granted, its the ultimate slide of death!!  XD XD 




I wish i had a giant pool
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 14, 2018, 02:45:58 PM
Granted, you added a new sea to the world map.




I wish to go through a Mario level
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on March 14, 2018, 02:50:16 PM
Granted, rainbow road.

I wish to be good at mario games
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 14, 2018, 02:59:20 PM
Granted, but your hands get burned everytime you shoot fireballs in game.

I wish to find Waldo.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 14, 2018, 03:09:14 PM
Granted, Waldo found you first.






I wish to have a shrink ray.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 18, 2018, 09:06:49 PM
Granted, but it shrinks the entire world around you instead.

I wish to have ice magic.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 18, 2018, 09:13:40 PM
Granted, you summon ice sculptures of me at random places and times.

I wish for another broken genie!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 19, 2018, 12:44:07 AM
Granted, but it looks like a gumball machine and it costs too much to use it.

I wish for my own theme park.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 21, 2018, 09:56:01 PM
Granted, put someone forgot to finish the coasters.




I wish to go explore  in rainforest
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 22, 2018, 11:43:55 AM
Granted, but there are hippopotamuses everywhere, making it a short (lived) adventure.

I wish for a pet alligator.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on March 22, 2018, 07:21:29 PM
Granted. Don't get too close to its mouth..... Oh too late.


I wish my hair was longer
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Thorns on March 24, 2018, 06:07:09 AM
Wish granted...but it's so long it suffocates you to a sad,painful death










I wish for everybody (including me)'s life to be absolutely perfect
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: David Black on March 24, 2018, 07:15:57 AM
Granted.....unfortunately with nothing bad ever happening to you, the good has become commonplace and boring. You can no longer remember what fear, worry, sorrow or pain feel like. You begin to question life and existence, did you have your wish granted, or did a genie just kill you and this is what comes after?


I just wish I could be happy.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 25, 2018, 04:35:07 PM
Granted, but you lose all the other emotions.

I wish for a portal into Hell.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 25, 2018, 08:12:14 PM
Granted, but it's one-way!

I wish my picture was done already.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 26, 2018, 07:35:07 PM
Granted, it was an invisible picture.




I wish go swimming at a beach
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: David Black on March 27, 2018, 01:05:21 AM
Granted, but you end up on Haina beach so....good luck.


I wish I had a button that could destroy the world.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 27, 2018, 02:30:58 AM
Granted, but it only destroys your mind.

I wish I had a snowglobe.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: David Black on March 27, 2018, 04:36:44 PM
(Too late  XD )

Granted, but it's haunted so expect some Amityville level shenanigans.


I wish I had a BLT.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 28, 2018, 05:40:00 PM
OK! I must warn you though, the lettuce is all spoiled.


Gimme lego.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 29, 2018, 01:22:53 AM
Granted, it was a little too big for you.




I wish to explore the stars
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on March 29, 2018, 01:22:47 PM
Granted, you are one.

I wish for a giant muffin
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 29, 2018, 02:19:06 PM
Granted but I wished to use the muffin as a little house  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 30, 2018, 01:35:15 PM
Your lack of a wish will be granted, you become a box of empty.

I wish for a box.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2018, 05:04:28 PM
OK! Here's this completely- normal- everyday- cardboard box. Or was it a super- crazy- unpredictable- trick box? I forgot.


Gimme an eternal time-transcedent dragon.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 30, 2018, 05:11:52 PM
Granted, but it is so transcendent, it vanishes in less than 10 seconds.

I wish for a white lion.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2018, 05:24:16 PM
OK! Here, have this totally screwed-up copy of me: Stan Aenne!


Gimme €0.001.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 30, 2018, 06:38:39 PM
Granted, but it vanished right away.




I wish to go fishing on a lake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 31, 2018, 10:33:20 AM
Granted; lava lake!

I wish for inspiration .
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 31, 2018, 06:16:49 PM
Granted, but your inspiration is dedicated to finding more inspiration.

I wish for a pizza.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 01, 2018, 02:57:52 PM
OK! One mud-plastic-twigs-cans-old socks pizza, just for you!

Gimme that one thing YOU always longed for.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 02, 2018, 02:25:51 PM
Granted, it was a question mark


I wish for lobster
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 02, 2018, 03:08:52 PM
OK! It's alive.

Gimme truth.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 04, 2018, 02:59:07 AM
Granted, but the truth is very painful.

I wish for a greeting card.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 04, 2018, 04:09:30 PM
Granted, you got a goodbye card after


I wish to explore the depths
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 04, 2018, 06:00:38 PM
Granted, but only the depths of this conversation.

I wish for 10 more eevee types to be created.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 04, 2018, 06:09:45 PM
Granted but things got a bit strange after a bit, lol.


I wish to relax in hot tub
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 05, 2018, 05:52:09 PM
OK! This hot tub has only one setting, though: water of 100 C.

Gimme a diamond.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 05, 2018, 11:25:35 PM
Granted, but the diamond is fake.

I wish for infinite marshmellows.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 06, 2018, 01:18:52 PM
Granted. They pour from the sky in an endless tide. Everything  and everyone you've ever known is drowned in the unstoppable wave of marshmallows. You realize too late that an infinite number of marshmallows means an INFINITE number of marshmallows. Soon you too are consumed by the marshmallow-pocalypse. The mallowsphere continues to expand, eating up planets, then stars, then galaxies. Eventually our entire universe is nothing but an expanding ball of marshmallow. Happy now?


I wish for a new computer.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 06, 2018, 01:28:26 PM
Granted it was a very early computer




I wish to visit Jurassic park
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 06, 2018, 01:38:23 PM
Granted, but you can't leave now.

I wish I was somebody.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 06, 2018, 01:41:25 PM
Granted. You turn into some random guy named Joe Schmoe who's on trial for aggravated assault. Enjoy the jailtime.


I wish I had a private jet.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 06, 2018, 01:42:09 PM
Granted, but it doesn't take off.

I wish I had an army of red wolves.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 06, 2018, 01:44:56 PM
Granted, but they are all still newborn pups. They're cute, but they don't make much of a fighting force.


I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 06, 2018, 01:54:40 PM
Granted, but now you're a wolf dragon.

I wish I had more free time.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 06, 2018, 01:59:12 PM
Granted, time froze.




I wish to big loaf of bread to make into a bread house
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 06, 2018, 02:01:17 PM
Granted, but your bread house gets really moldy and falls apart since bread isn't a good building material and doesn't last long when exposed to the elements.


I wish for a huge cake.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 06, 2018, 02:08:19 PM
Granted, it started to get eaten by others


I wish to make friends with a lion.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 06, 2018, 02:19:47 PM
Granted, but the lion is passive aggressive 98% of the time.

I wish for a rainy day.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 06, 2018, 02:43:15 PM
It started to storm


I wish to visit an aquarium
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 06, 2018, 02:44:48 PM
Granted, but now you are trapped in Monterey Bay, California.

I wish to be at a Hello Kitty store.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 06, 2018, 03:54:23 PM
Granted, but mind was blown when Sanrio stated they were not actually a cat o.O


I wish to try pizza perfume, lol.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 06, 2018, 04:56:11 PM
Granted, but now many rodents are trying to eat you all the time.

I wish to have a minigun.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 06, 2018, 05:07:24 PM
Granted, but spell got mixed up. You got a miniature gun




I wish to ski
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 06, 2018, 08:43:52 PM
Granted. You ski really well, but someone takes a video of it and puts it on youtube. The video of an eevee skiing like a pro, unsurprisingly, goes viral, and you now get hounded by paparazzi everywhere.


I wish for great wisdom.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 07, 2018, 01:12:26 PM
OK! Hope you have patience, 'cause A: Wikipedia did the work for me and B: going through all those pages takes a looot of time.

Gimme pain.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 08, 2018, 01:41:56 AM
POOF! You are smacked by a giant pillow. CAN YOU HANDLE THE PAAAIIIIIIN?!?!


I wish for immortality.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Kara on April 08, 2018, 03:14:04 AM
Granted! Now you literally can't die. Ever. You have to watch everyone die before you, then live on in the emptiness.


I wish for a new parakeet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 08, 2018, 03:56:18 AM
Granted. Its completely new. As in, its an egg.


I wish for some cool shoes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 08, 2018, 02:31:35 PM
OK! You are now wearing ice cubes on your feet! How cool is that? XP

Gimme two more wishes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 08, 2018, 06:19:09 PM
Granted, it used two wishes


I wish to cook some food
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 08, 2018, 09:09:43 PM
A firebreathing dragon appears. If you can survive, it'll definitely cook your food well!




I wish my cat could talk.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 09, 2018, 01:44:17 AM
Wish granted, but the cat is very offensive!

I wish I had purpose.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 09, 2018, 01:46:04 AM
Granted. Your purpose is to clean toilets.




I wish my cat was more polite.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 09, 2018, 01:55:09 AM
Granted, but the cat is also randomly explosive.

I wish I had paw feets.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 09, 2018, 02:00:30 AM
Granted, but now none of your shoes fit right.




I wish my cat would stop exploding.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 09, 2018, 11:16:23 AM
Granted, but the cat is now job seeking.

I wish for a magic school bus.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 09, 2018, 03:06:40 PM
Granted, but the only magic thing it can do is make various animal calls when the horn is honked, instead of the usual sound.




I wish my cat could find a steady job.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 10, 2018, 11:36:14 AM
OK! By the way, now it wants to go out of home and live life independently.

Make sure my next wish isn't corrupted.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 10, 2018, 02:07:03 PM
Granted, it stopped existing.




I wish to go explore a savanna
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 10, 2018, 09:04:05 PM
Granted. You are thrown into the middle of the savannah, with no guide and no supplies. Good luck, and have fun exploring!




I wish my cat would move back in.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 11, 2018, 09:51:32 AM
OK! It's your everyday cat again, mind you.

*wish nonexistent due to ?*
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 11, 2018, 01:34:23 PM
*Error 404, wish granted not found*


I wish I was good at skateboarding.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 11, 2018, 03:02:01 PM
Granted, the military is now after you for being too good


I wish to fly in on a dragon’s back  B)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 11, 2018, 08:53:17 PM
Granted, you get a ride on the back of a ferocious dragon. Aaaaaall the way to its den, where it eats you.


I wish I was strong enough to battle the military
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 12, 2018, 02:10:12 PM
Granted, became too powerful for yourself


I wish for a tasty meal  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 12, 2018, 02:44:27 PM
OK! If it spoils after you take a bite, don't worry. It's normal.

Gimme €1,000,000.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 14, 2018, 11:43:38 AM
Granted, but it spontaneously combusts the moment I hand it over.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 15, 2018, 05:00:39 PM
OK! The war is over, but the tensions still exist.

Gimme health.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 15, 2018, 07:09:07 PM
Granted, but your health bars on top of your HUD don't seem to affect you in real life.

I want unlimited cash!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 16, 2018, 02:15:24 PM
Granted, there was so much that it became unless.


I wish to go sand boarding
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 17, 2018, 03:27:31 AM
Granted, but you end up as part of a sand castle.

I wish for a three story sand castle.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on April 17, 2018, 03:30:51 AM
granted, sadly it collapsed after a few seconds


i wish to go on vacation
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 17, 2018, 04:24:18 AM
Granted, but it's to your room.

I wish to have a nice dream tonight.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: anoni on April 17, 2018, 10:22:10 AM
Granted but when you wake up you don't remember it.

I wish I had a million dollars!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 17, 2018, 11:34:24 AM
Granted, but it turns into sand upon picking it up.

I wish there were more answering machine messages!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 17, 2018, 02:01:20 PM
Granted, they rose up and took over the planet


I wish to have a nice fishing trip
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 04:00:29 AM
Granted! You have an awesome fishing trip and cats lots of fish....using your tail as bait.


I wish to get a good night's sleep.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: AceAurora on April 18, 2018, 04:10:42 AM
Granted, a Knight will have a good sleep.


I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 04:13:17 AM
Granted. A pig covered in slices of cheese with two bread slices taped to it materializes. It panics and runs off squealing into the night.


I wish I was taller.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: anoni on April 18, 2018, 11:27:42 AM
Granted, you become twice as tall but your bone or muscle structure doesn't change, so your legs collapse on themselves

I wish for the inability to make this wish!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 18, 2018, 11:34:39 AM
Granted that you wished for it, so nothing happened.

I wish for faster typing speed.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: AceAurora on April 18, 2018, 12:20:20 PM
Granted, but you type so fast that your keyboard can't keep up and only types on out of 6 letters.

I wish for a puppy!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 01:18:30 PM
Granted, but it chews up all your furniture and takes a dump in the kitchen.


I wish my internet connection was better.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 18, 2018, 06:43:35 PM
It was so fast but sooo expensive




I wish to scuba dive
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 07:05:06 PM
Granted. It was also sooooooo expensive.


I wish to become a master musician.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 18, 2018, 07:12:50 PM
Granted, you were so good that alot of the other musician tried to take you down out of jealousy  XP




I wish to make some french fries right now.  :)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 08:52:09 PM
Granted. They come out way too salty for your taste.


I wish for a magic wand.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 01:50:08 AM
Granted, but it's a magic cone that looks kind of like a wand, so eternally disappointing in some way.

I wish for more typing speed.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 02:59:05 AM
Granted. You type so fast that your fingers catch fire. Ouch!




I wish I was invincible
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: AceAurora on April 19, 2018, 03:03:42 AM
Granted, but you're only invincible for 1 night out of the year.

I wish I was super famous
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:05:43 AM
Granted, but you're super famous in only one town in Missouri.

I wish I was a popstar.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 03:11:14 AM
Granted, but you are trampled by a mob of crazed fans.


I wish I had some cool boots
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:13:50 AM
Granted, but those cool boots are freezing cold.

I wish I could turn back time and make every sentence a song reference.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: AceAurora on April 19, 2018, 03:15:59 AM
Granted but you can only go back to last Thursday and the songs are in Swiss German.

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 03:21:14 AM
Granted. She looks great, but has an obnoxious personality and won't stop asking you to buy her more jewelry. (Also she's a chair, darling)

I wish I had a really comfy pillow



Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:26:39 AM
Granted, but it's so comfy, you can't get up from it.

I wish I had a tiny text translator.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 04:55:55 AM
Granted, you have a tiny text translator, but the idiot who posted 2pt font went back and edited their post, so you dont actually need it anymore. (Whoops I did not realize I did that, hahaha)


I wish I wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 19, 2018, 08:07:45 AM
OK! You'll lose tomorrow because you'll be asleep.

Gimme a diamond.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 01:13:09 PM
Granted. You get a piece of wood cut into a diamond shape.


I wish for and A on my test
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 19, 2018, 01:17:39 PM
OK! To compensate, your next test will have an F.

Gimme a loaf.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 19, 2018, 02:08:22 PM
Granted, it was molded loaf of bread




I wish to explore fallout universe
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 19, 2018, 02:29:30 PM
OK! You can never return.

Gimme a penny.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 19, 2018, 02:37:49 PM
Granted, it was an extra large penny.


I wish to try some training for pokemon battles
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 20, 2018, 06:22:12 AM
Granted! A level 100 Machamp appears and cracks his knuckles. Ya ready?




I wish I was better at math.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 20, 2018, 01:26:49 PM
Granted, all calculator were destroyed in the process
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 20, 2018, 01:48:55 PM
You wished for nothing, but you got something!

I wish for a pet eevee.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 20, 2018, 01:54:31 PM
( lol, forgot )


Granted, but it was really a ditto


I wish to go down a huge slide
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 20, 2018, 01:56:05 PM
Granted, but it was slippery slope in more ways than one *There was a huge hole at the bottom of the slide*

I wish for laserbeam vision.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 20, 2018, 07:59:53 PM
Granted, but it burned your own face




I wish to go see a dinosaur
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 21, 2018, 12:06:06 AM
Granted, but you only got to see one of the lame, chicken-sized ones.




I wish for gold! Lots of gold!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 21, 2018, 07:25:28 AM
OK! Oh. It turned into cheddar cheese.

Gimme knowledge.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 21, 2018, 05:23:13 PM
Granted, but you don't remember it for very long.

I wish I had $5.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 22, 2018, 02:58:20 PM
OK! $10 has been subtracted from your bank account.

Gimme the power of stuff.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 22, 2018, 06:49:14 PM
granted, got the power of an massive  explosion




I wish to ski down a mountain
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 22, 2018, 06:54:48 PM
Ok! You end in a tree.

Gimme sci-fi in real life.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 22, 2018, 07:44:28 PM
Granted, but now what was real life is "on the syfy channel".

I wish for a crate of apples.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 24, 2018, 02:30:33 PM
Granted, you only got the cores




I wish to plant a piranha plant from mario
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 24, 2018, 11:56:09 PM
Granted! It immediately shoots a fireball at you.


I wish for a pet fox.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: AceAurora on April 25, 2018, 03:19:00 AM
Granted, but the fox is illegal in your area.

I wish for more hours in the day
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 25, 2018, 04:58:01 AM
Granted. The earth's rotation on its axis is slowed down by several hours to allow more time in each day. Unfortunately, the inertia of the earth's atmospheric gases means that our atmosphere continues spinning at the same rate as before, resulting in extreme hurricanes and tsunamis all over the globe.




I wish I had wolf ears.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 26, 2018, 02:23:48 AM
Granted, but you hear a lot more than you wanted to hear.

I wish for paw feet!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 26, 2018, 07:45:47 AM
OK! You grow animal fur over your whole body and it's likely a zoo wants you on display.

Gimme a single peanut.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 26, 2018, 01:52:33 PM
Granted. It's disappointing. You're not sure what you expected from a singular, unimpressive peanut.


I wish I was funnier.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 26, 2018, 02:17:47 PM
Granted, could never be taken seriously ever again




I wish to have a giant pot of soup
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 26, 2018, 05:14:29 PM
Granted, but its too high for you to climb over the side and actually eat the soup.


I wish for invincible armor.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 27, 2018, 08:41:37 AM
OK! Unfortunately for you, this also means it's super heavy and you can hardly carry it around.

Gimme a fairy tale.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 27, 2018, 11:34:24 AM
Granted, but the story doesn't quite end because the reader falls asleep.

I wish for a book of puzzles.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 27, 2018, 01:36:28 PM
Granted, was way too hard




I wish to play around in a pool
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 27, 2018, 03:19:37 PM
Granted, but the pool is actually a pool filled with plastic multi-colored spheres!

I wish for a genie!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 27, 2018, 03:29:24 PM
OK! This genie's grants are even worse than mine!

Gimme some excitement.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 27, 2018, 03:32:54 PM
Granted, but it only lasts 3 seconds.

I wish for some snickers candy bars.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 27, 2018, 03:38:07 PM
OK... Oh. I only got you one tiny one.

Gimme a private rollercoaster.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 27, 2018, 03:40:06 PM
Granted, but it's only located inside one prison.

I need a website, gimme one!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 27, 2018, 03:46:26 PM
OK! It'll cost ya $100 a day.

Gimme some luck.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 27, 2018, 04:51:48 PM
A four-leaf clover flies into your face.


I wish for an awesome sword.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 28, 2018, 12:14:03 PM
OK! It shatters after one hit.

Gimme over 9,000.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 28, 2018, 03:55:44 PM
Granted, got floating numbers around you




I wish to go to shifting sand land from mario 64
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 29, 2018, 02:34:19 AM
Granted, but you never get your hat back.

I wish for Mario's hat.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 29, 2018, 05:20:53 PM
Granted, it was a fake though




I wish to try a mud bath
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 29, 2018, 06:19:12 PM
Granted. You are thrown into a pit of quicksand.


I wish I wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 30, 2018, 05:34:26 PM
Granted, but now you are asleep.

I wish for a delicious salad that is not poisoned or rotting.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on April 30, 2018, 05:49:26 PM
Granted. Your salad is delicious...but it's also very fattening!


I wish I could get all my work done.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Momma Bird on May 01, 2018, 10:47:46 AM
Granted, but it is Monopoly money.


I wish to travel to the past.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 01, 2018, 10:50:50 AM
Granted, but it's only 5 minutes ago.

I wish I could travel to my backyard!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on May 01, 2018, 01:10:14 PM
Granted, but you warp in a few degrees too low and your feet are stuck inside the dirt.


I wish my computer would run faster.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 02, 2018, 03:54:54 AM
Granted, but it is running so fast, you can't even drive your car to catch up to it!

I wish to be a pun master.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 02, 2018, 11:46:05 AM
OK! Note: you can only make bad puns. Why? All the good ones... Argon. XP

Gimme the world.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Momma Bird on May 02, 2018, 11:53:24 AM
Granted, you now live on it.


I want to get over my fear of heights!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 02, 2018, 11:59:47 AM
OK! Now you're afraid of being close to the ground.

Gimme a drink. No, not that kind.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on May 02, 2018, 01:10:51 PM
Granted, here's some dirty puddle water.


I wish to become king of this land.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 02, 2018, 01:43:41 PM
OK! You're now officially the king of the square inches your feet are touching at any given time.

Gimme some superpower.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 02, 2018, 07:29:49 PM
Granted, you got the superpower to jump slightly higher




I wish for a relaxing evening
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 04, 2018, 01:59:06 AM
Granted, but it's the most boring day you've ever experienced in your entire life.

I wish for a broken wish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 04, 2018, 04:17:26 PM
Granted, you got nothing.




I wish for more income
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 04, 2018, 05:20:09 PM
OK! Your higher income means you can support more tax, which... let me calculate... leaves you with the same amount as before.

Gimme a stroke.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on May 07, 2018, 02:34:40 PM
Granted! You feE AvdxjjruBVe zU shx z Js d xjzns s IN. Ebhs   Jbz e dkzN z sdbr.fmgmgmgmyn


I wish you weren't stroking out.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 09, 2018, 07:54:26 AM
OK! Now it's a heart attack!

Gimme candy.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on May 09, 2018, 12:20:21 PM
Granted! You get some ABC gum. (Hee hee)


I wish for a ride on an elephant.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 09, 2018, 07:38:48 PM
Sure thing you can ride a baby elephant, but the elephant mom is not happy about it, try not to get crushed


I'd like to be able to breath underwater
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on May 09, 2018, 09:45:13 PM
Granted! Your lungs are replaced with gills. I hope you're near water right now!


I wish for an awesome pair of socks.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Keldeowarrior on May 09, 2018, 09:49:18 PM
Awesome though they are , sadly the socks are 10 sizes too  big so you can not wear them.


I wish for a flying horse.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on May 10, 2018, 01:42:50 AM
Granted! It flies away.


I wish for precious gemstones.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 10, 2018, 08:36:21 AM
OK! All your bank accounts have been set to -$10,000.

Gimme a corrupted wish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 11, 2018, 02:48:00 PM
Granted, the wish didnt do anything.


I wish to swim in the closes pool
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on May 11, 2018, 11:18:55 PM
Granted! You are instantly teleported into the nearest pool, clothes and all.


I wish to be protected from all sunburn this summer.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 11, 2018, 11:56:08 PM
granted, an umbrella sprouts from your head and stays permanently attached.




i wish for night vision
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on May 12, 2018, 05:44:49 AM
Granted! You see a bunch of creepy monsters under your bed at night.


I wish to go to the amusement park.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 12, 2018, 03:27:18 PM
Granted, you can now check out all the haunted house and only that




I wish for magic
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 13, 2018, 05:43:08 PM
Granted, but it only works in Quebec.

I wish Quebec annexed Vancouver.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 14, 2018, 04:24:45 AM
Granted, only Canada annexed Quebec in retaliation and is now exploiting all their resources....


(you goof)


I wish for a puppy!!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 14, 2018, 02:28:56 PM
Granted. Enjoy a clifard pup and the food bill that comes with.

I wish for an army.

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 14, 2018, 03:02:03 PM
Granted, they turned on you eventually x-x



I wish to have a giant pie to hide inside and eat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 14, 2018, 04:11:57 PM
Granted, but the giant pie is in a giants lunch pail.

I wish for world peace

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 14, 2018, 04:20:34 PM
Granted, all humans cease to exist


I wish for a private swimming pool
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 14, 2018, 04:22:34 PM
Granted, but it's the guy's 3 blocks over

I wish for a 200ct diamond

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 14, 2018, 04:33:05 PM
There you are, one diamond shaped structure made entirely of carrots


I wish for a more interesting wish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 14, 2018, 05:05:27 PM
Granted, you wish to be a robot astronaut, but that dosnt come true.

I wish for the ice cream machine to be fixed at McDonald's

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 14, 2018, 05:49:28 PM
It's fixed but everything else is broken :///


I wish I was more beautiful
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 14, 2018, 05:59:56 PM
Done. You now have a massive unibrow that makes all the Romans go crazy.

I wish I had lunch

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 14, 2018, 06:01:40 PM
granted you had it yesterday!!


I wish people liked me
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 14, 2018, 06:04:33 PM
Granted (me)

I wish I had a suit of armor

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 14, 2018, 06:06:12 PM
Granted (me)

I wish I had a suit of armor

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(I hope that worked like it looks on my end. Just in case, I gave me a thumbs up)

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 14, 2018, 06:13:43 PM
(AWWWWWWW <3 )


Yes but it's far too small




I wish I had a lightsaber!!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 14, 2018, 06:19:39 PM
Granted, however it's made of plastic and has no batteries.

I wish I had a mate.

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 14, 2018, 06:34:51 PM
OK! This Furbie seems like the perfect companion! It might be hacked, mind.

Gimme awesome things.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 15, 2018, 03:56:42 PM
Granted. Here is a basic piece of stone, it is billions of years old, made of star dust birthed in a nuclear explosion, but you can't appreciate its majesty, for it is just a piece of rock....

I wish I had a broken sword.

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 15, 2018, 05:33:59 PM
Granted here have a blade with no handle


I wish I had a pet pig
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 15, 2018, 05:35:44 PM
Granted *hands plate of bacon* his name was Chris p. Bacon.

I wish I could have a book

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Lady-Ladie on May 15, 2018, 05:38:06 PM
Here's your dictionary !!!


Can I have some syrup for my bacon
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 15, 2018, 05:40:00 PM
Sure can. Here is some caught syrup

I need a silver spoon

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: dominic on May 15, 2018, 07:20:02 PM
Granted, The spoon is so big that it could crush you


I wish for cactus juice.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 15, 2018, 09:38:39 PM
Granted but you have to squeeze it yourself with no juicer.


Speaking of juice, I want a monster.

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Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on May 16, 2018, 06:25:58 AM
Granted. It's a juice monster, and you get all sticky and gross when it tries to lick you.


I wish for a pet hellhound.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 18, 2018, 02:42:25 PM
Granted, though it wasnt very nice to you


I wish to be able to run faster to escape any chasers
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 19, 2018, 11:25:19 AM
OK! Your top speed multiplied by 10,000, but your acceleration divided by that.

Gimme superior jumping skills.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Hunter568 on May 19, 2018, 05:38:39 PM
Granted! You can superior jumping skills, but not superior bone density. When you try to stick the landing you realize you may need to go to the ER.


I wish for a good book.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 20, 2018, 02:21:38 PM
Granted, but the cover is the only good part x.x

I wish for more clones of Hunter!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 21, 2018, 08:21:41 AM
OK! There's so many they overrun and trample you.

Gimme something I don't need at all.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on May 21, 2018, 09:25:13 AM
Granted, here's a pet dinosaur!

I wish for a high score!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 24, 2018, 05:55:32 PM
OK! This score is so high, you'll have to find a way to pull it down from outer space!

Make me 108% more awesome.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on May 24, 2018, 09:54:02 PM
Granted, simply use the command !percent in someone's Twitch chat who has that command enabled when they are live a few times!

I wish to sleep with the fishies.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 25, 2018, 01:57:25 AM
Granted, but you are very much not alive.

I wish for a clone of Michen.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 25, 2018, 09:59:48 PM
granted, it clone itself even more to make a army




I wish to see the stars
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 26, 2018, 06:49:26 PM
Here is a pair of glasses

I want the next post to be number 1000

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 27, 2018, 12:19:49 PM
OK! It only counts in your imagination.

Gimme some general information.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pyrus on May 27, 2018, 04:14:37 PM
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

I wish to know true love

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 30, 2018, 02:30:58 PM
OK! Here, this Mary's "sister", True! True Love! Have fun, you two.

Gimme a box.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 31, 2018, 06:33:09 PM
Granted, was a metal box




I wish for sonething exciting  to happen
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on June 01, 2018, 06:24:34 PM
Suddenly, pineapples

I wish for infinite wishes!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: TenOfSwords on June 11, 2018, 09:25:02 AM
Well... You can have infinite wishes from genie Gavin. No, I'm not telling you where he is.

I wish for a ukulele.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 12, 2018, 08:34:10 AM
OK! All its strings are broken.

Gimme wood.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on June 13, 2018, 10:52:09 AM
Gives morning wood...





Can I have a pencil sharpener that never breaks down?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 13, 2018, 02:44:04 PM
OK! It won't sharpen properly.

Gimme a robot.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 17, 2018, 04:49:47 PM
It was an evil robot




I wish to  go to a big feast
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on June 17, 2018, 07:20:48 PM
Granted, you went there as dinner!

I wish for a new mobile phone!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 20, 2018, 08:01:27 AM
OK! It's the very first mobile phone to ever be on the market.

Gimme a feather.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 01, 2018, 05:04:54 PM
Granted, it was fake feather


I wish for a underwater adventure
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on July 02, 2018, 02:33:33 PM
Granted. *plops you in the ocean*

I wish to be not emo
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on July 02, 2018, 03:04:55 PM
now your a goth

i wish i was a famous youtuber
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 04, 2018, 09:02:13 AM
OK! It's infamy.

Gimme more lego.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: L. Jay Echoes on July 05, 2018, 10:34:54 AM
Granted. A wall of duplo Legos now obstructs every exit to the room you are in.

I wish that that rooster outside would shut up.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 06, 2018, 02:38:50 PM
OK! It will, for just 10 seconds.

Gimme a movie.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on July 06, 2018, 03:25:33 PM
the Emoji Movie just for you

i wish i could draw better
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 07, 2018, 12:26:43 PM
OK! Your drawing is beautiful, but your handwriting turned terrible.

Gimme amazing speed skill.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on July 07, 2018, 12:55:57 PM
you are now so fast you cant even catch up

i wish i had something to drink
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 07, 2018, 01:11:04 PM
OK! Here, have some mercury.

Gimme a free lottery ticket.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on July 07, 2018, 04:58:36 PM
Granted, you can use mine, i bought it a year ago.

I wish to be blue
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on July 07, 2018, 05:28:57 PM
blue cheese

i wish to be in the unknown
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 08, 2018, 12:54:53 PM
OK! You're now floating... somewhere in intergalactic space.

Gimme a bright idea.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on July 08, 2018, 04:51:24 PM
What if chocolate was made of poo

I wish for nothing but happiness
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 10, 2018, 11:10:29 AM
OK! You lost your life, but at least you died happy.

Gimme a run for my money.

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on July 10, 2018, 02:16:36 PM
 your money is running

i wish for a cup of coffee
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 10, 2018, 04:35:18 PM
I would give you one if you wished for more than just happiness. XP

Make my next wish nonexistent.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on July 10, 2018, 06:26:27 PM
ok

i wish for more then happiness
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 12, 2018, 07:44:42 AM
OK! Your happiness levels returned to normal.

[wish nonexistent]
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on July 13, 2018, 01:59:51 AM
you died

i wish for captain toad treasure tracker
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 14, 2018, 02:13:33 PM
OK! Your 3DS is gone.

Gimme dirty laundry.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cheza on July 16, 2018, 10:36:40 AM
Granted! You're now irrevocably employed for life at an industrial laundry with no option to retire.
You'll get to be around more dirty laundry than you'll ever know what to do with.




I'd like some rooibos tea.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 21, 2018, 03:32:11 PM
Granted the oceans turned into the tea

I wish to explore the ocean floor
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 21, 2018, 05:49:11 PM
OK! *Kicks you into the ocean with a brick around your neck*

Gimme a laser pointer.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 21, 2018, 05:56:28 PM
Granted it was extremely powerful laser and incinerated everything around it when turned on  @.@


I wish to own a piranha plant
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 21, 2018, 06:10:04 PM
OK! It ate you.

Gimme some bread.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 21, 2018, 06:47:39 PM
Granted it was really moldy

I wish to venture through a jungle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 21, 2018, 07:26:59 PM
OK! You're now... somewhere in the middle of the Amazon.

Gimme an expensive car.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 21, 2018, 07:55:20 PM
Granted, it was expensive but for less desirable reasons . . .

I wish to ride on one of those Mario airships
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 24, 2018, 08:40:02 AM
OK! ...Hey look, Mario's blowing it out of the air!

Gimme some new clothes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 25, 2018, 11:53:46 AM
granted, you got a new cut up blanket

I wish for a cheep cheep
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on July 25, 2018, 05:16:11 PM
Gets a cheap discount




I wish for tea making facilities...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 26, 2018, 06:47:45 PM
OK! You now have an overly complicated tea making machine with waaaaay too much options, buttons and switches. Now, where did I... Oh. ...Right. ...I also lost the manual.

Gimme a sword.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 26, 2018, 07:18:10 PM
Granted, it  kinda went through you first  x_x


I wish to create a water slide
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 26, 2018, 07:19:51 PM
OK! It's fully DIY, and... Dang, I lost the manual again.

Gimme something awesome.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on July 27, 2018, 10:39:32 AM
*Gives you planet Earth turning into a black hole and you get to watch from space but you don't get a spacesuit.



I wish to be .ded...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on July 27, 2018, 05:26:59 PM
Granted, you're now a file on my computer: Brisky.ded
With what program can I even open .ded files?

I wish for new art for my laptop background!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 27, 2018, 07:02:17 PM
OK! Now you got a gory and awfully realistic drawing of a decapitation as background.

Gimme something nobody would ever even consider necessary.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on July 27, 2018, 07:50:44 PM
Granted. (http://www.isitweekendyet.com/)

I wish for an interesting comic to read!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 27, 2018, 07:52:56 PM
OK! It's called "A dude killing another dude in an awesome swordfight".

Gimme something exciting.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 27, 2018, 08:10:18 PM
Granted was caught in a large explosion


I wish for repulsion gel
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 27, 2018, 08:13:26 PM
OK! It repulses literally everything, even itself.

Gimme... Oh, I don't care.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on July 27, 2018, 08:14:49 PM
Granted. (http://www.isitweekendyet.com/)

I wish for a refreshing drink!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 27, 2018, 08:16:05 PM
OK! It froze you.

Gimme something less useless.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 28, 2018, 07:12:06 PM
Granted, you got an actual working wish


I wish to sand board
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2018, 10:21:34 AM
OK! The board is made of sand.

*Uses the working wish*
Gimme a room in or near Wageningen.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on July 31, 2018, 12:39:18 PM
Granted. Is one square metre enough space?

I wish I can actually see the stars at night here.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on July 31, 2018, 04:01:26 PM
The terrain your town of residence resides on has been raised to 90 kilometers above sealevel, so you will experience no lightpollution or distortion due to the atmosphere.





I wish that I had a lettuce and berries...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2018, 06:18:33 PM
OK! Here's a salad, made according to a google translated recipe.

Gimme tomorrow.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 31, 2018, 06:43:35 PM
Granted the wish repeated the next day and so on


I wish to go to a carnival
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2018, 07:02:32 PM
OK! All the rides are insecure and generally deadly.

Gimme a stick.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 31, 2018, 07:27:07 PM
Granted, it broke it half


I wish to go for a nice swim ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2018, 07:33:39 PM
OK! There's dangerous stuff in the water.

Gimme a new laptop.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 31, 2018, 07:35:37 PM
Granted, it wasn't a very good laptop


I wish for something spectacular to happen
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2018, 07:37:36 PM
OK! You blew up.

Gimme a good day.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on July 31, 2018, 07:39:18 PM
Granted, you'll have a beautiful dream for an entire day... And then you'll wake up in two days having remembered nothing about the dream.

I wish the genie had a reset button!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2018, 07:43:17 PM
OK! Pushing the reset button makes it disappear because it isn't original.

Gimme something fancy.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 31, 2018, 07:48:47 PM
Granted got an overpriced juicer

I wish to time travel back in time to study dinosuars
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2018, 07:55:35 PM
OK! You got eaten by a T-Rex.

Gimme a gem.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 31, 2018, 09:07:04 PM
Granted it was huge and fell on top of you


I wish for a hot tub
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on August 02, 2018, 08:19:50 PM
It's a bath tub, but it's really hot and you fell in love with it...








I wish to have a fully functional, pristine condition and structurally sound generic Northrop F5-E II light fighter aircraft, immume to any and all further supernatural influence after grantment of this wish, delivered including all the neccecary legal documentations on my name and support and maintainance equipment, to hangar 15 B on the recreational flight sector of Schiphol airport in the Netherlands, in such a way that neither the hangar nor the aircraft and it's supporting equipment are damaged in any way.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 02, 2018, 10:13:46 PM
One fully functional airplane in a hangar at Schiphol that can only fly backwards, with the backwards flight not being a technical issue but someone installed it into the plane like that on purpose because they thought it'd be something else, and that all including joyriding pilot, granted somewhere next month because I have to do some paperwork first for this wish.

I just wish for some rain in the Netherlands without any flooding.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on August 02, 2018, 11:16:29 PM
Granted but it is raining chocolate.


I wish to be famous.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: MaverickTheFur on August 03, 2018, 12:29:06 AM
Granted, you are now famous... for stealing 10 million dollars then throwing it into a volcano.


I wish for a pony riding another pony that I can ride on!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on August 03, 2018, 01:41:21 AM
Granted but the second pony is a toy pony.

I wish for a lifetime supply of candy.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: MaverickTheFur on August 03, 2018, 01:53:56 AM
Granted, but they're all filled with cyanide.

I wish for a fursuit
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 03, 2018, 07:41:06 AM
OK! Sign here and I'll forward the bill of 25,000 dollars later.

Gimme madness.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 03, 2018, 09:30:52 AM
Granted, you will never be happy again.

I wish I was a wizard!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 03, 2018, 10:12:22 AM
OK! Your skill: Summon a single drop of water. Cooldown: 1 year.

Gimme fertility.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 03, 2018, 03:22:05 PM
granted, you know have a forest in your home

I wish to ski down a mountain
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 03, 2018, 03:36:21 PM
OK! It ends in a cliff.

Make me swim with dolphins.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 03, 2018, 03:48:32 PM
Granted, they forgot you couldn't hold your breath as long as they could  @.@


I wish for a portal somewhere random
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on August 03, 2018, 04:37:27 PM
Done, but it is a 1 way portal to Pluto.

I wish that I can find true love.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 03, 2018, 06:36:18 PM
Granted! ...Oh wait, were you looking for ROMANTIC love? Yeah, look, you really gotta be more specific about that next time. This isn't all that bad either, though!

I wish I no longer had to wish for anything when posting in this thread.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: MaverickTheFur on August 03, 2018, 11:15:50 PM
Granted, but only for the next nanosecond.

I wish for a pile of kyoot~kitty~kats!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 04, 2018, 03:02:30 PM
Granted, they started to  scratch


I wish discover an old temple and explore it
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on August 04, 2018, 07:30:58 PM
Granted. Here is a newly build temple...... Now you just gotta... Wait a few years..


I wish to be a little bit funnier
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: MaverickTheFur on August 04, 2018, 08:24:50 PM
Granted, now you are found the tiniest bit more funny, but only by Hitler's ghost.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 04, 2018, 08:50:31 PM
Granted, here's your black hole!

I wish I won the lottery!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 05, 2018, 10:00:37 AM
OK! Let me calculate... gambling tax... income tax... terms and conditions... charity?... Sooo... your final net prize money is €10,42!

Gimme a better laptop.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 05, 2018, 10:24:09 AM
Here you go, a brand-new stolen laptop! Oh, and you get trouble with the police for free.

I wish for a tosti!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 05, 2018, 10:58:48 AM
OK! One raw oil tosti!

Gimme more sleep.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 05, 2018, 02:08:12 PM
Granted, got permanent sleep  x_x


I wish to get shrunk and jump into a cheesecake  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on August 05, 2018, 07:26:24 PM
Granted but it is poisonous.


I wish for a lifetime supply of ice cream.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 05, 2018, 09:09:18 PM
Granted, you will be missed.

I wish for more forest in the Netherlands.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 07, 2018, 09:45:14 AM
OK! Now the Netherlands are one giant jungle!

Gimme something annoying.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 07, 2018, 12:07:29 PM
granted, every sound repeats twice

I wish for relaxing evening
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 07, 2018, 02:35:19 PM
Granted, but you won't be able to sleep at all the next 48 hours. Time in!

I wish these flies left me alone.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 09, 2018, 09:40:46 AM
OK! Mosquitoes took their place.

Gimme something big and expensive.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 09, 2018, 05:05:12 PM
Granted, you got a nuclear bomb


I wish to go river rafting
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 10, 2018, 09:19:52 AM
OK! You're now on the rapids of abysmal despair. Only 1 out of a 1000 groups survive!

Gimme something big, expensive and non-explosive.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 10, 2018, 04:23:37 PM
Granted, here's your bridge to the south pole!

I wish for GOOD music on the radio, this stuff is all junk!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 11, 2018, 12:32:57 PM
OK! The radio now repeats the words "good music" into infinity.

Gimme more lego.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 11, 2018, 03:27:37 PM
Granted it wasnt true lego though

I wish to battle next poster  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 12, 2018, 01:41:13 PM
OK... GO! *Sends down a beam of total death on ?*

Gimme super glue.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 12, 2018, 04:24:27 PM
Granted,you got stuck to the wall


I wish for a rematch
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 12, 2018, 06:49:02 PM
Granted, but Anna wins again because you're still dead.

I wish I could grant wishes like a real evil genie!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 12, 2018, 08:28:08 PM
granted, but you were broken to


I wish to use a zipline
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 13, 2018, 09:29:03 AM
OK! The zipline snapped.

Gimme victory.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 13, 2018, 09:54:48 AM
Oh noh, you just won from me with four-in-a-row whilst I was deliberately not paying attention.

I wish for fish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 13, 2018, 03:19:08 PM
Granted, it was huge and tried to bite you


I wish to run through the tall grass
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 13, 2018, 04:17:06 PM
Granted, the grass is now 10 metres long. Have fun!

I wish for someone to draw my ideas for me!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 13, 2018, 06:14:47 PM
OK! This guy draws literally everything you think about.

Gimme something I can be jealous of.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 19, 2018, 06:43:29 PM
Granted, someone stole all your dreams


I wish to scuba dive
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 20, 2018, 06:53:00 AM
OK! You sink like a rock.

Gimme the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 20, 2018, 08:50:57 PM
Granted you repeated those words forever


I wish to go on a nice scroll though the woods
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 21, 2018, 12:14:07 PM
OK! You got lost.

Gimme money.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Damien/Katin Hysteria on August 21, 2018, 01:23:41 PM
Damien: Your wish is granted! 1,000,000 in Video game currency.

Katin: We wish for power!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 21, 2018, 02:42:37 PM
Granted, is 7.5mA enough?

I wish for roses that never wilt.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 22, 2018, 06:33:53 AM
OK! Somehow, all other plants in the house died.

Gimme a book.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Damien/Katin Hysteria on August 22, 2018, 12:34:53 PM
Here’s the book of the damned. Congrats you started the apocolypse.

I wish for everlasting ice cream
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 22, 2018, 02:55:21 PM
Granted, but you can't eat it because it'll freeze everything that touches it.

I wish for something interesting to happen in our little village.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 23, 2018, 07:07:10 AM
Granted, a war came to town


I wish to go to a aquarium
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Damien/Katin Hysteria on August 23, 2018, 09:56:50 AM
Say no more, You’re dropped into a shark tank during feeding time.

I wish for good health
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 23, 2018, 03:09:59 PM
OK! Your likelihood of getting in an accident is now ten times higher!

Gimme a pen.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 23, 2018, 03:14:08 PM
Here, one wooden pen, ink not included. Watch out for splinters.

I wish for a magic carpet!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 23, 2018, 08:47:31 PM
Granted it was a magic monster carpet and attacked them  @.@

I for a nice place to snowboard


Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 27, 2018, 08:45:14 AM
OK! Here are the directions to an indoor snowhall near you!

Gimme a good way to fly.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: MaverickTheFur on August 27, 2018, 04:33:02 PM
Granted, here's a self-driving plane, that self-destructs after 5 minutes of use.

I want something to ride!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 27, 2018, 07:25:33 PM
Cooongratulations, here are the keys to your brand new car: a Porsche 718 Cayman! Enjoy the ride, sir!
Engine, battery, fuel tank, oil tank, gas pedal and brake system excluded. This prize cannot be returned to or traded by this genie or any other genie, as described in article 14 of the wishing contract.

I wish for a lavalamp!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 27, 2018, 09:21:57 PM
Granted it set the house on fire

I wish to get a shrink ray
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 28, 2018, 09:19:35 PM
Granted, but instead of being a single-target weapon it works with AoE. So you have to be really careful with that thing (watch out with what else besides (part of) your target is hit)!

I wish for a time machine!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Damien/Katin Hysteria on August 29, 2018, 03:59:16 AM
Here you go, it only goes back 5 seconds and can’t be used more than once a day.

I wish for the ultimate fishing rod.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 30, 2018, 06:24:28 AM
Granted it caught you as well.


I wish to use a growth ray on next poster  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 31, 2018, 02:12:57 PM
OK! It increased my size by 0.0001%. Oh by the way, I think your growth ray broke.

Gimme an ethereal crystal.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 31, 2018, 03:22:37 PM
Granted, here's a fake version of it! By the way, that'll be €1000, cash please!

I wish for an open door!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 31, 2018, 05:19:31 PM
Granted it led to space


I wish for a big cake to jump inside and hide in  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Wycca on September 01, 2018, 12:17:32 AM
Here you go but it’s full of insects.

I wish it wasn’t so hot outside.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 01, 2018, 03:02:00 AM
Granted, everything froze


I wish to ride across river on a crocodile's head
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 01, 2018, 02:14:06 PM
OK, on the one condition it can eat you afterward.

Gimme some null stones.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 01, 2018, 02:18:47 PM
Granted, exploded from power

I wish to play trick on next poster  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 01, 2018, 02:22:21 PM
OK! It retaliated.

Gimme something I never wanted, needed or asked for.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 01, 2018, 02:28:00 PM
Granted you got a ticking time bomb


I wish for challenging battle 
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 01, 2018, 02:44:39 PM
OK! Is this level 100 suberbuffed Dialga enough?

Gimme the salt.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 01, 2018, 02:47:00 PM
Granted got buried in it

I shall just challenge next poster instead  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 03, 2018, 06:23:52 PM
You challenged trainer MICHEN to battle!
Go, ?!
You defeated trainer MICHEN!


Grr, I'll get you next time...

? got $0 for winning!

I wish for an awesome new furry character!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 04, 2018, 05:57:07 PM
OK! Let me introduce: An A. N. F. Character! Have fun with them!

Gimme something valuable.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 05, 2018, 01:54:44 AM
Granted, you got ownership of the owe world


I wish to make a spider web swing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 08, 2018, 09:59:23 AM
OK! The spider web is now stuck on your hand, leaving you to hang forever.

Gimme three wishes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 08, 2018, 03:10:57 PM
Granted, one wish was used to get them so you have two

I wish to be a cookie eeveelution   XP

(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/6999605_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 08, 2018, 07:21:48 PM
Granted, everything is super effective against it and has terrible stats. It's ability is that Crunch, Bite, Fang etc. moves will render it dead in one hit, so you can't even revive it in any way when that happens.

I wish for a comfortable bed, specially designed for ferals.

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 09, 2018, 08:49:51 AM
Granted, you couldnt get off once you get on.


I wish to make it to the boss stage    ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on September 09, 2018, 08:56:42 AM
Granted but the boss is extremely OP.

I wish to be loved for who I am.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 09, 2018, 12:35:58 PM
OK! You are now forever the most hideous and ugly entity on the earth.

I still have two wishes? Fine by me!
1: Gimme a potato.
2: Also, gimme another three wishes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 09, 2018, 10:46:56 PM
Granted, but you made the genie really mad


I wish to explore a savanna
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 10, 2018, 05:06:08 PM
OK! Find your own food and water.

Ooh, now I have three wishes to do!
1: Gimme a big diamond.
2: Gimme a better laptop.
3: Gimme three more wishes. (You could've seen that coming...)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 10, 2018, 10:02:01 PM
Due to the post before, the genie is so mad that he granted the wishes, then undid all the wishes you made so far directly after that and hit you in the face with a rocket punch.

I wish for a comfortable pillow to go with my bed!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 10, 2018, 10:17:21 PM
Granted it was so comfortable you couldn't get away from it


I wish to see some Half Life 2 creatures
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on September 12, 2018, 04:48:48 AM
The only ones that are real are the barnacles.

I wish for a cool new watch.

Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 12, 2018, 07:21:29 AM
Granted, you got a laser watch without knowing till the worst time.


I wish to enter a tournament
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on September 12, 2018, 05:14:01 PM
It's a tournament of battles to the death. You didn't make it very far because you're too friendly.

I wish for my dog to calm down.

Sent from my HTC6545LVW using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 13, 2018, 06:15:03 AM
granted, they stole your bed


I wish for one of those turrets from Portal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 14, 2018, 05:18:02 PM
OK! It shot you.

Gimme a lot.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 14, 2018, 06:20:48 PM
Granted, you got a lot of toxins in body  x_x


I wish to throw water ballons at next poster just to mess with XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 14, 2018, 07:16:21 PM
Granted, but I got a waterballoon trampoline protection shield that'll bounce them right back!

I wish to rule the world!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 15, 2018, 12:41:23 AM
granted the world turned against them eventually  @.@


I wish to test out primal ray on next poster ( what ever that does, guess will find out   XD )
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on September 19, 2018, 03:45:07 PM
Granted... Wait no don't shoot me! *gets blasted and turns into a more primal version of self. Aka a normal lizard*🦎

I wish to learn the ways of the force
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 21, 2018, 09:46:16 PM
Granted, fell to the dark side


I wish test out rage spell on next person
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 22, 2018, 05:46:41 PM
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? *gives you a claw swipe to the face*

I wish to go to the moon.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 23, 2018, 08:19:29 AM
granted, you got kicked right to it


I wish to challenge next poster to a battle once again
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on September 24, 2018, 05:10:58 AM
Granted but you have no weapons.

I wish I had X-ray vision
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on September 24, 2018, 10:52:08 AM
Exclusively X-ray vision

wosh for genie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on September 24, 2018, 10:53:43 AM
All I's are replaced with O's
ollonoos


Wish for something good to eat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 25, 2018, 12:41:03 AM
granted, you only got a crumb of that something


I wish to explore through the swamps
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on September 25, 2018, 01:16:32 AM
you run into ogre

inserts wish for great evolution
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 25, 2018, 01:56:39 PM
Granted, you evolved into a house a la Pokemon! And now I live in you!

I wished the next poster wished to rob a bank!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 26, 2018, 01:50:36 AM
Granted, but I didn't  :3

I wish for a sentient plant
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 26, 2018, 10:32:18 AM
Ok! Your houseplant is now constantly whining about how it can't move.

Gimme a spectacular show.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 27, 2018, 09:11:44 PM
Granted, it got canceled


I wish to turn next poster into a dinosaur if they are not one already
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 29, 2018, 11:18:33 AM
OK! I lost my genie power.

Gimme money.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 29, 2018, 02:42:41 PM
Granted it was ancient money


I wish to try to swim in Jello
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 29, 2018, 02:52:12 PM
Granted, you tried. And failed, by the way.

I wish for a strawberry cake!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 29, 2018, 02:58:36 PM
Granted but I ate most of it first  ^_^

I wish to take the rest from them  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 29, 2018, 03:56:43 PM
Granted, but the strawberry cake got hungry and is now trying to eat YOU!

I wish for a race car!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on September 29, 2018, 04:19:03 PM
Granted was a slow one


I wish to explore some Mario worlds
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 02, 2018, 05:48:40 PM
Sorry! You made me lose my genie powers.

Make university less demanding.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 03, 2018, 05:47:11 AM
Granted they stopped providing anything to be done at all.


I wish to make a monster in lab
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 03, 2018, 11:38:48 AM
Granted, the monster was YOU!

I wish for a nice webcomic to read.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 03, 2018, 09:13:39 PM
Granted but it only have two pages before ending


I wish to visit a dragon to ask to go flying


Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 03, 2018, 09:22:06 PM
Granted, it sent you flying all right.

I wish for more awesome music!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 03, 2018, 09:36:10 PM
granted, could never turn it off ever


I wish to shirk so I swim around in ice cream
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on October 05, 2018, 01:27:58 AM
You no longer have the responsibility to eat or drink, so it doesn't really help that you have the freedom to do such things.

Wish for freaky cheeks
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 05, 2018, 02:11:00 PM
Granted, cheeks came to life.


I wish to race a Jaguar
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 07, 2018, 02:13:56 PM
Go ahead. You'll have to find one yourself though.

Make me rich.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 07, 2018, 02:34:19 PM
Granted ut everyone knew and people started to  come after you


I wish to find Jaguar to try to bother into racing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 07, 2018, 02:37:11 PM
Granted when I feel like granting it.

I wish for pet-safe chocolate!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 07, 2018, 02:41:45 PM
Granted, but it literally required one to be a pet and when they are no longer it stops being safe

Now I wish to try having a pokemon battle with a non pokemon opponent 

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 07, 2018, 02:42:27 PM
OK! You have a 100% chance of losing.

Make student life less expensive.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 07, 2018, 02:54:31 PM
Granted, you receive a one-time coupon for free bananas, expiring at midnight today!

I wish to learn a Pokémon move! One that isn't Splash, please.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 07, 2018, 03:01:07 PM
OK! Michen learned Harden!

Gimme a super power.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 07, 2018, 03:01:40 PM
Granted, you got the power of during into a tree



I wish to scuba dive in lake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 07, 2018, 03:03:36 PM
OK! Your tank exploded.

Gimme a rope.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 07, 2018, 03:10:16 PM
Granted it didnt come fully assembled so you had to put it together


I wish to visit a watering hole in  sub suharan africa and maybe meet a hippo or something  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 07, 2018, 03:18:51 PM
Granted... If there was a place called "Subhara"!

I wish I wasn't so tired today.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 07, 2018, 03:21:03 PM
Granted, you feel asleep


I wish to challenge to battle now XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 07, 2018, 04:54:26 PM
Sorry, I can't grant anything in my sleep.

I wish for sweet dreams whilst I'm sleeping!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 08, 2018, 02:13:46 PM
Granted, dreamed of a chocolate flood



I wish to jump into a sandbox
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 10, 2018, 05:34:29 PM
OK! The sandbox is filled with quicksand.

Gimme a DIY package.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 10, 2018, 05:56:12 PM
Granted was a hidden DIY bomb  @.@



I wish to grow a large plant
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 10, 2018, 06:20:02 PM
OK! It was a man-eating plant. Literally.

Gimme something perfect.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 10, 2018, 06:24:03 PM
Granted it was temporary perfect before becoming just less than perfect

I wish to go slide down a long tunnel slide
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 11, 2018, 11:25:49 AM
Granted, but the tunnel is
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong


I wish for a strawberry milk fountain!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Damien/Katin Hysteria on October 12, 2018, 10:44:59 PM
Granted, the milk is spoiled and the strawberries are rotten.

I wish to be wise.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on October 13, 2018, 02:20:51 AM
Your excessive wisdom strips the novelty from what would otherwise be fresh experiences

wish for alien lollipop
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 13, 2018, 11:34:22 AM
OK! Somehow, it took over the world.

Gimme a higher income.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on October 13, 2018, 04:46:46 PM
Along with everyone else. The resulting inflation gets you back where you started.

wish for

bottle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 13, 2018, 04:49:52 PM
Granted was a molotov

I wish to shrink so I can try using a bread slice as a sleeping bag
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on October 13, 2018, 04:59:54 PM
Wish granted. Good luck making do after that!

wish for slice of cheesecake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 13, 2018, 05:02:27 PM
Granted, I stole it

and I wish to steal the rest  :P
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Damien/Katin Hysteria on October 13, 2018, 05:33:02 PM
Granted, it was infested with a tapeworm.

I wish for unlimited cosmic power
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 14, 2018, 06:34:59 PM
Granted, but the instant you use it for the first time the Earth will explode from how much power you have.

I wish my favourite anthro comic updates more often.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on October 15, 2018, 08:01:27 AM
The quality drops in favour of speed.

I wish for a vending machine that outputs items based on what I put in
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 15, 2018, 09:50:08 AM
Granted, it'll always give the item you put in back.

I wish for another Pokemon marathon on Twitch in the future!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2018, 09:21:54 AM
OK! You'll end up in a livestream where someone farms Metapod for 5 hours on end.

Gimme more mental energy.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 16, 2018, 02:41:24 PM
Granted, got a headache after a while



I wish to swim in pond
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: L. Jay Echoes on October 19, 2018, 01:08:29 AM
Granted. It's a pond that's been skinny-dipped in.

I wish my Wee Sing MP3s were higher quality.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 19, 2018, 05:46:55 PM
granted they suddenly became a terabyte in size


I wish to meet a yoshi
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 19, 2018, 05:57:35 PM
Granted, now you're stuck in a Yoshi egg.
The dots look good on you, by the way.

I wish to befriend a Pokemon in real life!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 20, 2018, 02:17:49 PM
Granted, befriended 100 pidgeys


I wish for last meal poster above had and to shrink down really tiny so I can jump on and enjoy a "  bigger "  version  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 20, 2018, 07:07:52 PM
Granted, you turned crumb-size and got eaten by our dog.

I wish people were smarter.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 20, 2018, 07:14:41 PM
granted, everyone knew everything about everything and things got pretty boring


I wish I didn't get eaten by a dog, lol
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 22, 2018, 07:31:06 AM
OK! Now you are vacuumed!

Open a dimensional portal. I don't care to where.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 22, 2018, 02:56:39 PM
Granted, lava dimension


I wish to grow a large venus flytrap for a fancy center piece
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 23, 2018, 11:24:13 AM
Granted, but it got so hungry it started to eat people at random.

I wish for miracle toothpaste!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 23, 2018, 02:49:38 PM
Grand, it accerated growth and now they have huge teeth


I wish to swim around cheep cheeps from Mario
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 23, 2018, 04:06:49 PM
Granted, and your wish comes with a free giant-sized blooper that'll turn the water pitch-black.

I wish for a pet squirrel!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 24, 2018, 03:16:17 PM
Granted, it brought alot of friends! About 1000 friends.


Now I wish for a chain chomp  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 25, 2018, 05:33:29 PM
OK! It's unchained. And hungry!
...You might want to start running.

Gimme a useless button.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 25, 2018, 07:08:24 PM
Here you go. (https://www.myinstants.com/instant/that-was-easy/)

I wish for a lot of luck!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 25, 2018, 09:26:08 PM
granted, the wish didn't do anything at all . . . maybe it prevented something bad from happening who knows.


I wish for a jar of honey.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 27, 2018, 07:00:42 AM
OK! Here's a beehive full of honey. Extract at own risk.

Gimme lunch.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 27, 2018, 03:17:23 PM
Granded you got a lunch sign


I wish to steal the user aboves lunch as they are eating  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 27, 2018, 06:23:05 PM
Granted, you're now trying to eat the lunch sign you stole back. I hope it tastes good.

I wish for an apple cake!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 27, 2018, 09:01:29 PM
Granted it was just an apple with frosting

oops, I mean I  wish to steal from the user to post next instead.  XP  ( just realized that above would have been user I just responded to, lol  XD )
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 28, 2018, 03:38:57 PM
Granted, you're now trying to eat MY lunch sign. What did you expect to happen?

I wish to find a four-leaved clover, just to be a show-off.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 28, 2018, 04:59:29 PM
Granted it brought bad luck with it


I wish to find a giant spiderweb to try to use as a trampoline
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 29, 2018, 06:41:05 PM
OK! It's sticky.
And resided by an equally large spider!

Gimme all the time.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 30, 2018, 09:07:32 PM
Granted, every single clock flew at them


I wish to turn the next poster into a dinosaur
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 03, 2018, 03:45:56 PM
Genies can't use their magic on themselves.

Gimme a needle.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 03, 2018, 04:06:15 PM
Granted, it's hidden somewhere in a haystack.

I wish to become incorporeal!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 11, 2018, 02:56:43 PM
OK! You died.

Gimme a piece of string.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2018, 06:04:30 PM
Granted, it was too short to do anything with



I wish for a slime from slime rancher.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 13, 2018, 02:00:13 PM
Granted, but it's kinda... slimy.

I wish for one more wish!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 14, 2018, 05:01:28 PM
Granted you got a wish for a wish of a wish


I wish to try hunger spell on next poster to try to sell food to them xP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 14, 2018, 11:17:54 PM
Granted, but it has a 50% chance of backfiring. Feeling lucky?

I wish that I could actually see all the stars in the sky.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 14, 2018, 11:59:27 PM
granted ended up going blind  @.@


I wish I was more lucky then, lol  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 15, 2018, 12:34:21 PM
Granted, but every single other person you know will have bad luck.

I wish fanfiction was actually good.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 15, 2018, 01:40:59 PM
OK! Now every other type of fiction is absolute rubbish.

Gimme juice.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 15, 2018, 03:37:02 PM
Gtanted it was sewer juice

I wish for the power to trasfer into a food eeveelutuon of anything food I touch  ^_^

like this
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0f/91/4c/0f914c51365d09e5b4db2197ac3817a1.jpg)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 15, 2018, 04:10:48 PM
Granted, but you'll also transform into an eeveelution of whatever else you touch. Watch out when touching the floor.

I wish for a trampoline!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 15, 2018, 04:28:00 PM
Granted it was a minature one which broke pretty  fast


I wish to turn invisible so I jump in front and steal food as people try to eat for fun without being caught  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 15, 2018, 05:18:40 PM
Granted, but it'll be overridden once you touch something new thanks to your previous wish!

I wish for a swimming pool!

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 15, 2018, 06:11:06 PM
Granted, didnt include water



I wish to just be the taco form in the picture in pervious post, since power got too complicated lol
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 15, 2018, 06:50:35 PM
Granted, you became a taco, but with the invisibility from your previous post. And no, you can't steal food like that because tacos can't see, hear, smell or feel things. Be happy you can still walk.

I wish for a new house!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 15, 2018, 06:54:06 PM
granted, you got . . . . well everything  you need to maje the house just not yet assembled. Have fun!




I wish to just simply go to a dinner instead TvT
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 15, 2018, 06:58:06 PM
Granted, but since you're now a taco you're on the menu.
Oh don't worry about the invisibility. The first person to find you...

I wish for someone who can make this house for me without errors.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 15, 2018, 07:23:47 PM
granted, they left a huge bill though right after :0



I wish to stop being invisible to try to escape the dinner with the next poster, hopefully escaping the danger  . . o-o
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 15, 2018, 09:22:47 PM
Granted, you can now be seen. However, you're still a taco so you still can't see or hear anything yourself. And I'm not in any danger because I'm still a snow leopard.

I wish for 10000 euros to pay the bill!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 15, 2018, 09:43:48 PM
Granted you paid off half the bill! Congrats now they are thretening to take half the house.

I wish I could at least hear and see to at least see what happens first along with free food while I wait
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 16, 2018, 03:34:11 PM
Granted, you're now normal again. But because you were the only thing that was on the menu, there's no food to steal here.

I wish the person who left me the bill gave more than one day to let me pay them off like they're supposed to!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 16, 2018, 03:48:50 PM
granted, they just charged small fee each day that it isnt fully paid off


I wish for something to be on the menu for free
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on November 17, 2018, 09:07:45 PM
Granted. Little do you know, but that item is toxic


I wish Florida didnt ever get cold
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 18, 2018, 10:33:07 AM
Granted it got hotter and hotter each day and never stopped


I wish to challenge next poster to a battle  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on November 18, 2018, 07:22:55 PM
Granted *shows up in full kit cocked and locked* Wanna surrender yet


I wish I could have access to a full armory
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 19, 2018, 02:10:29 PM
Granted. Access to full medieval armoury, that is.

I wish for more cool scarves!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rocco Rex on November 19, 2018, 03:06:43 PM
Granted. Access to full medieval armoury, that is.
Thatd still be cool tho


Granted, your scarves are all soaked and frozen stiff


I wish to be able to sleep more
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 19, 2018, 06:39:35 PM
Granted, got to sleep forever

I wish to meet a dragon
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Brisky on November 19, 2018, 06:49:33 PM
S'cool.

There's a tree in your house now.

And in your car.

And on the roads.

And in some unfortunate people walking down the streets.





Can you make me beligerent?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 19, 2018, 08:17:33 PM
OK! Your anger level rose over 9,000 and you have no sense of judgement anymore.

Gimme food.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 19, 2018, 08:37:38 PM
Granted it was a small portion of bad tasting food

I wish have a pool of honey to try to swim in
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 19, 2018, 10:34:07 PM
Granted, but the honey will never go out of your fur and make your entire body sticky forever.

I wish my father got a wish!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 22, 2018, 11:47:54 AM
OK! I'm sure to read him all the rules and regulations on wishing.
By the way, his wish will be broken by default.

Make it rain ostriches.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 23, 2018, 04:09:46 PM
Granted, it's uh... a very local rain, shall we say.

I wish for 25 hours in a day!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 23, 2018, 07:31:06 PM
granted, it started to get even longer as you started slowing earth down.


I wish for a huge pool
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 26, 2018, 07:00:36 PM
OK! It's huge, from an ant's perspective. To you, it's tiny.

Make winter less cold.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 27, 2018, 06:52:46 PM
Failed to grant wish: there is no winter to apply this to.

I wish we had a winter again.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 28, 2018, 06:21:26 AM
granted, it was winter forever


I wish to kind a big kitchen to mess around in
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 30, 2018, 06:35:16 PM
OK! It's... kind of a big kitchen. Too bad the chef hates animals.

Make me a queen.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 01, 2018, 10:05:36 AM
Granted was over thrown by deadly force after a while


I wish to steal meals
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 01, 2018, 12:24:48 PM
Granted, here's meal for you to steal. Not sure how much bread you can make with it.

I wish my package had arrived already. Ish important.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 02, 2018, 12:11:36 PM
granted, it arrive and then it left before you could get it

I with to run into the jungle and meet a random creature from it to study
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 02, 2018, 05:48:38 PM
Granted, it was an angry crocodile.

I wish to get my money back.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 02, 2018, 06:39:15 PM
granted, you got it back at an extremely slow pace


I wish to battle it! lol
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 02, 2018, 07:49:57 PM
The crocodile used Crunch! Critical hit!
You got eaten...

I wish Huh came back to life.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 02, 2018, 08:47:19 PM
granted but not in good shape  @.@



I wish for a rematch but with help of next poster this time.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 05, 2018, 06:03:28 PM
OK! To equal, the crocodile is twice as strong!
I'll, uh... give you moral support.

Make my memory better.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 05, 2018, 11:31:32 PM
granted, your brain became a computer


I wish to go swimming at the aquarium
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 08, 2018, 10:04:49 PM
Granted! Oh, and I see the crocodile I mentioned before followed. He had the same idea. Just so you know.

Yes, it's still mad.

I wish I could hide in plain sight when it's night out. There's too much light for that now.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 09, 2018, 12:34:21 AM
granted, you just turned invisible and couldn't see anymore

well I wish to have next poster try to help defend off angry crocodile again so I can enjoy swim, lol  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 15, 2018, 01:36:29 PM
OK!... Oh yeah, the double strength thingy...
Say, I've brought a spare cardboard shield. Maybe it'll help?

Gimme enhanced eyesight.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 16, 2018, 05:34:03 PM
Granted! You can now see sounds, smells, tastes...

I wish for more popularity online.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 17, 2018, 05:38:15 PM
Granted, always had filled inboxes and constant messages left and right


I wish to go inside of the lion king movie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 19, 2018, 12:31:29 PM
OK! You were eaten by hyenas.

Gimme ALL the glory!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 19, 2018, 03:40:55 PM
Granted, you took over the world to get all that glory but didnt last long.

I wish to be in zootopia instead:
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 22, 2018, 09:43:06 AM
OK! You're now standing in line for a Zootopian driving licence.
...I hope you have patience.

Make me a hero.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 23, 2018, 01:07:14 PM
Granted, you saved the villains from the other heros and became the villain’s hero.


I wish to be able to try to take other a wolf pack or lion pride   >:3 mahaha
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 24, 2018, 01:13:37 PM
Granted, you took someone else's wolf pack. Now the wolves are mad and want to maul you.

I wish for a campfire!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 26, 2018, 06:40:57 AM
Granted got a city sized campfire!


I wish for some fog
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Moonraiser on December 26, 2018, 09:47:04 PM
Granted, you get a balloon with some fog inside it.


I wish I had some gingerbread cookies  :)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 27, 2018, 10:58:01 AM
granted but I already ate them before you got some  XP


I to go to dinosaur island!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 28, 2018, 03:21:20 PM
Granted, there are two you's at Dinosaur Island with no way back. You can only control one you at a time. You switch by letting the current you fall asleep. They both need food, water etc. seperately, and if one you dies the other will die in it's sleep. Got all that?

I wish to become even smarter than I just was.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 29, 2018, 01:47:15 AM
Granted, you learned one new simple  there you have gotten slightly smarter than before  ^_^

I wish to try being a dinosaur hunter instead   XD


( lol just noticed my typo )
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 29, 2018, 01:36:26 PM
Gran... Never mind, it's already hunting you.

I wish for a laptop with inifnite storing capacity!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 29, 2018, 05:57:09 PM
OK! It's the size of the sun.

Gimme more Lego.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 29, 2018, 09:39:04 PM
Granted got crushed by a huge lego house

I wish to run into a random lion so I can mess with their mane
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on December 30, 2018, 03:11:04 AM
Granted! Unfortunately, you seem to be in the coliseum.

I wish for a giant teddy bear.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 30, 2018, 03:14:13 AM
Granted, it was a giant living teddy bear, they were not very nice.



well I wish for the next poster to help me in the coliseum  XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on December 30, 2018, 03:18:23 AM
Granted! But I fell asleep during the attempt.

I wish to be out of the coliseum.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 30, 2018, 03:19:30 AM
granted, you got put into space


I wish to try to ride a whale
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on December 30, 2018, 03:22:16 AM
Granted! But you have been placed inside the blowhole.

I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 30, 2018, 03:24:27 AM
granted, it was about twenty year old cookie

I wish to scuba dive in the ocean
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on December 30, 2018, 03:26:37 AM
Granted! There is an anglerfish chasing you, though.

I wish for a blanket.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 30, 2018, 03:30:14 AM
granted, got a piece of cloth as blanket


I wish to have something to try to battle it.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on December 30, 2018, 03:33:09 AM
Granted! You got the ability to manipulate fire.

I wish for an ice cream.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 30, 2018, 03:35:50 AM
You got it but it melted : (


I wish for a hot tub
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on December 30, 2018, 03:44:00 AM
Granted! It's in the middle of the Sahara desert.

I wish for some custard.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 02, 2019, 05:20:05 PM
OK, but I took the first half.

Gimme a poem.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 04, 2019, 03:54:15 PM
granted it turned into a novel length poem


I wish to visit Big Boo's Mansion
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 05, 2019, 03:46:43 PM
Granted, but you'll be trapped in a painting. Sounds familiar.

I wish I wasn't feeling so restless.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 05, 2019, 04:04:25 PM
Granted, just feel asleep and felt sleepy for a really long time instead


I wish for a yoshi now
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 12, 2019, 03:20:26 PM
OK! You're an egg now.

Gimme protection.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 12, 2019, 03:28:35 PM
Granted and got very minimum protection 

I wish to shirk down and have a fancy gingerbread house to stay in  B)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 12, 2019, 03:37:13 PM
OK! It got eaten. And you almost as well.

Gimme a river.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 12, 2019, 03:40:06 PM
Granted was a river of drink that was spilled all over the nice carpet

How rude  D: I wish to confort and have a word with who ever ate my fancy house  >:(
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 12, 2019, 04:22:11 PM
Granted, but you forgot you were still small. This resulted in your voice being all squeaky and the person who ate your house could not take you seriously even if they tried.

I wish for a nice pillow!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 13, 2019, 07:12:06 AM
Granted it was so big and fluffy at they lost in it

I wish to have a cup on hot chocolate to use as alittle hot tub  :P
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 14, 2019, 06:22:28 PM
OK! I'm not gonna provide you with a ladder so you'll have to see how you'll get in.

Gimme some wool.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 15, 2019, 03:06:47 AM
granted, it was on the sheep still


I wish for a pool of honey instead
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 23, 2019, 12:24:44 PM
Ok, but don't blame me if you get stuck inside. This honey is especially sticky, you see.

Gimme a house.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 23, 2019, 02:38:29 PM
Granted it was a miniature house


I wish to find a tunnel to use as a slide ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 25, 2019, 07:39:32 PM
OK! It led to the sewers.

Gimme an overly expensive block of iron.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 25, 2019, 10:57:23 PM
Granted, it landed on your head.

I wish for a challenging battle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 26, 2019, 08:22:37 PM
You should know nothing good can come from this. Oh well...
*Spawns a level 999 Giratina with maximized stats*
Beware. This one has exceptional bloodlust.

Gimme 7 flowers.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 26, 2019, 09:02:56 PM
Granted, they were 7 dead flowers though


I wish for an item to help me before I have to battle that.  :o
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2019, 11:02:03 AM
OK! Take this newspaper!

Gimme a vine.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 27, 2019, 05:04:23 PM
Grant, got tangle

ehhh, well I wish to start battle and see if that newspaper actually helps  :|
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 27, 2019, 07:13:47 PM
? challenged OPGeratina to battle!

OPGeratina used Dragon Claw!
OPGeratina was too fast! ? couldn't react to anything!
? was shredded in tiny little pieces for 11402 damage! (No, that's not a random number I just made up on the spot!)
? died immediately... There was no chance at all.



I wish I had 9 lives IRL.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 28, 2019, 10:50:10 PM
Granted, you don't remember your last life though when one get used up.


well I wish the next poster as in my party, hopefully you will fair better.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 29, 2019, 07:07:48 PM
YOU DID W- *dies*

*comes back to life*

I wish... Well shoot, I forgot what I was gonna wish next.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 30, 2019, 08:39:14 AM
granted, nothing happened but it still counted as a wish  XP

I wish to just skip that boss, lol
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 30, 2019, 01:00:15 PM
What boss? I don't know what you're talking about...

I wish to get my ninth life back.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 30, 2019, 05:02:28 PM
Granted but all the extra ones were lost


I wish to be able to try to beat the water temple
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 30, 2019, 07:51:37 PM
Granted, but since you appear to be a ghost, you just go through everything. Including the final boss.

I just wish to catch some fish for lunch tomorrow...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 31, 2019, 07:22:20 AM
Granted, though it was fugu. Better find a chef who can prepare it right.


I wish to come back to life after skipping all the stages to the last room XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 31, 2019, 06:14:12 PM
OK!...
...Oh hey, that Giratina followed you! And it's still bloodthirsty, too!

Gimme €50,-.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 01, 2019, 01:41:04 AM
Granted, though it was stolen rather fast



I wish for a buff for a better chance this time!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 01, 2019, 03:05:10 PM
Granted! You're now half your original size, so your opponents have a lower chance of hitting you!

I wish for a motorcycle!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 01, 2019, 04:18:19 PM
Granted it was normal bike with an engine taped on

I wish to reform party and get first move
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 01, 2019, 06:30:08 PM
Granted, a Misdreavus with Trick Room entered your party.
Oh wait.

I wish for succes!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 01, 2019, 08:48:40 PM
Granted, successfully added to party to  XD lol
 
I wish to leap right into battle with the extra agility
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 03, 2019, 01:09:37 PM
OK! *cues the music*
Giratina used Draco Meteor!
Misdreavus received 9,583 damage!
Misdreavus fainted!
Michen received 8,734 damage!
Michen fainted!
The attack missed ?.
Giratina's Special Attack dropped!

Gimme some copper.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 03, 2019, 02:28:08 PM
Sorry, I have other things to worry about right now. I don't know what happened just a minute ago.

I wish I didn't lose my memory all the time.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 03, 2019, 03:10:53 PM
OK! You now don't have a memory in the first place.

Gimme some dirty dishes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 03, 2019, 03:44:29 PM
???

...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 03, 2019, 04:56:18 PM
Granted . . . . ‘ .

I wish to stop and try to wake up Michen since they just fainted
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 04, 2019, 08:23:41 PM
The joke's on you, I still had the ninth life left!
Not anymore now, of course...

I wish for some milk!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 05, 2019, 01:01:39 AM
Granted, it was spider's milk.


well since they are up, I wish for Michen to lead the party against Giratina this time so I don't have to.   good luck.   ;)    XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 05, 2019, 12:13:57 PM
YOU DID W- *dies*

*Michen can't make wishes whilst he's dead*

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 05, 2019, 03:05:38 PM
Granted.... nothing happened yet


Darn, well I wish to take Michen place to give it one last try.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 05, 2019, 03:40:03 PM
Granted, you're now dead again!

I just wish to become a poltergeist at this point.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 05, 2019, 03:59:30 PM
Granted, haunted an empty ice cave. How exciting.

I wish to come back alive and just get put in super mario sunshine bonus level  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2019, 06:02:45 PM
OK! ...Oh, look who's back!
...What do you mean, I shouldn't have brought Giratina along?
Eh, that thing got boring anyway. *Punches the Giratina into the sun*

Instead, the level is horribly corrupted! Have fun.


Gimme a tin can.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 06, 2019, 06:07:06 PM
Granted, you'll find it in some random haunted ice cave.

I wish to control ice magic!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2019, 06:10:07 PM
OK! But, you can't use it without simultaneously controlling fire, which gives you... water magic.

Gimme a vacuum cleaner.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 06, 2019, 06:12:29 PM
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for a friendly spider in my house!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2019, 06:15:37 PM
(Dat pun... Rlly?)
OK! It's very tiny and... eaten by a fruit fly.

Gimme a gimmick.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 06, 2019, 06:20:42 PM
Granted. It can do everything, but it can't do anything.

I wish for a newspaper of next week, so I can learn the future!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2019, 06:22:32 PM
OK! The paper is incorrect.

Gimme a useless gadget.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 06, 2019, 06:28:59 PM
Granted, you got another copy of the gimmick you got in my previous post.

I wish for a bazooka that launches concrete donkeys!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2019, 06:30:17 PM
OK! It comes without ammo.

Gimme cereals.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 06, 2019, 06:33:01 PM
Granted. It came with a free cereal killer.

I wish to find treasure!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2019, 06:34:22 PM
OK! It's a single worthless coin.

Gimme some links.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 06, 2019, 06:47:18 PM
G (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)R (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hFevwJ4JXI)A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzXXHVhGXTQ)N (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuggc60TVzU)T (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0lYrvS8hmk)E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg9IjJSSMRQ)D (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfUtindGZrI). (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgl0qmAp_fg)

I wish for an inverted rainbow.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2019, 06:50:31 PM
OK! It vanishes exactly 0.0000000001 millisecond after appearing.

Gimme an airplane.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 06, 2019, 06:59:02 PM
Granted, it wasnt in the best condition given it just crash landed in front of you.


I wish for the world’s largest hot tub
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2019, 07:03:01 PM
OK! It's so big you can't see the edges or bottom. You'll be swimming for a while...

Gimme a moron.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 06, 2019, 07:48:56 PM
Am I not good enough for you anymore? :'(

I wish for a delicious ham sandwich!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2019, 07:52:10 PM
OK! The aftertaste, however...

Gimme a pot.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 06, 2019, 07:53:09 PM
Granted, it was guarded by an angry leprechaun.

I wish somebody understood that reference.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2019, 07:55:09 PM
OK! So lame, that pot of gold.

Gimme some flies.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 07, 2019, 01:13:19 AM
Granted, got flies from outer space.


I wish to use a growth ray on the next poster
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on February 14, 2019, 12:48:47 PM
I grow weary

I wish to sneak a frickton of macaroni into universal studios
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 15, 2019, 01:21:38 PM
OK! It got eaten by pidgeons and seagulls.

Gimme some loose coins.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 16, 2019, 12:11:51 AM
GRANTED! They grew to the size of mars and landed on you.

I wish for a life!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 16, 2019, 02:09:49 AM
Granted, got some bacteria in a jar


I wish to explore an underwater cave
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 16, 2019, 02:24:38 AM
OK. You are now lost in the cave for all eternity

I wish for my death!
You can't possibly ruin this! XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 16, 2019, 02:28:35 AM
Granted you got your very own copy of an album by the Metal band know as Death, congratulations   XP

I wish to ride on the back of an eagle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 16, 2019, 02:39:45 AM
 x_x
How could you. :'(
Granted the eagle falls from the sky.

I wish for nothing.
If you manage to ruin this I will throw myself off a cliff.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 16, 2019, 02:45:11 AM
Granted, you wish for nothing and ended up with Nothing by Mick Inkpen 
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51rf-B4UZ5L._SX445_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)


I wish for a tour of an interesting factory.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 16, 2019, 02:47:23 AM
*Throws self off of cliff*

Granted you are now in a factory of death.

I wish for a broken wish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 16, 2019, 02:51:31 AM
Granted, simply got a random wish granted  ^_^


I wish to dive into a nice pot of chicken noodle soup  :P
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 16, 2019, 02:57:00 AM
Granted the soup is acid

I wish for ________
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 16, 2019, 03:01:34 AM
Granted, and got the white line they wished for

I wish to join a pokemon battle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 16, 2019, 03:21:41 AM
granted you feint instantly

I wish for >.> <.<
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on February 16, 2019, 01:43:13 PM
you end up with 9_9

I wish a jazzy raccoon win smash turni
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 16, 2019, 07:06:27 PM
Granted the raccoon dies shortly afterward.

I wish for everybody to be happy!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 16, 2019, 07:36:24 PM
Granted, it became law and anyone unhappy was arrested

I wish to roam the savannah
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 17, 2019, 12:31:29 PM
OK! Food, water and security are not included.

Gimme sunglasses.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on February 17, 2019, 12:47:34 PM
you get them, but you can't utilize them for some reason

wish for stinkbait powder (in a container I can open easily)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Bronzeee on February 17, 2019, 01:41:06 PM
Granted! You now have your stinkbait powder in a container easily opened somewhere in the world.

I wish to have some freshly-baked cheesy pizza
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 17, 2019, 02:03:17 PM
Granted. But adventurour, heed thyselfeth, for the tomato sauce monster hideth within...

I wish to own a lighthouse!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 17, 2019, 09:09:41 PM
Granted, the light was broken though

I wish for a sandbox to relax in
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on February 18, 2019, 04:04:48 PM
Sandbox is wet

wish for oyster crackers in a mcdonald's cup
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 18, 2019, 05:43:29 PM
Granted the crackers are toxic.

I wish for infinite wishes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 18, 2019, 09:37:48 PM
granted, nothing happened but the genie now takes a week break after each wish


I wish to explore the shadow realm
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on February 18, 2019, 11:20:03 PM
You are permanently banished there

wish for gamesphere + many great games for it
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 20, 2019, 01:05:49 AM
Granted, it turned into a cube after first use


I wish swim around and do tricks with an orca
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on February 20, 2019, 08:41:20 PM
Granted, you swim with a killer beast  you probably don't know how to control

I wish for a lot of TF2 hats
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 20, 2019, 10:21:48 PM
Granted it was all the same cheap hat over and over

Okay fine, I wish to just feed the orca fish instead
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 22, 2019, 12:20:50 AM
granted the orca grows until it destroys the world.
(? did you put that you wanted to explore the shadow realm because of me?)

I wish for any inanimate object I touch to become alive!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on February 22, 2019, 02:09:25 AM
Your wish is granted. That's your twist.


Inserts wish for rotisserie chicken
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 22, 2019, 04:25:29 AM
Granted, it was still alive


I wish the build a spacesuit and go to space

( I suppose so )
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 22, 2019, 07:59:56 AM
OK! The spacesuit failed.

Gimme a school lunch.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 22, 2019, 02:06:58 PM
Granted, your lunch box is filled with cereal in yoghurt.

I wish to be good at dancing.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 22, 2019, 11:55:32 PM
Granted you are now a ballerina girl.

I wish to have nothing happen.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 23, 2019, 05:21:03 PM
GRANTED!  But time doesn't pass so you are unaware of it until it stops not happening.


I wish I had a pony.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 23, 2019, 08:27:12 PM
Granted the pony eats Winged Zephyr.
*acts like nothing happened* 0:)
I wish for equality throughout everyone's lives.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on February 24, 2019, 09:26:50 AM
everything is death 4 all

wish for big sniff
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 24, 2019, 01:17:47 PM
Granted, got sneezed on

I wish to have a flute to try to tame a snake with
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 24, 2019, 03:58:23 PM
Granted, here's the flute. And here's also the form that says I'm not responsable for any injury the use of the flute might cause. Sign on the dotted line please.

I wished I gained a little weigth. Juuust a little. A little for a snow leopard, of course.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 25, 2019, 12:29:20 PM
Granted! You grow a neck goiter.

I wish I could keep track of time better
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 25, 2019, 02:41:44 PM
Granted, your eyes are now little clocks. Now if you want to know what time it is, you just got to look in the mirror.

I wish for mind reading abilities!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: NikkiTheWolf on February 25, 2019, 03:19:35 PM
Granted! you read literally everyone’s mind, even if they are not humans

i wish i could have the power of super speed
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 25, 2019, 04:16:32 PM
Granted, but "too fast" is the only speed you can walk at from now on.

I wish for a banana-chocolate sandwich!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on February 25, 2019, 09:49:22 PM
Granted! but its mutated and YOU are now the snack.

i wish i could skydive
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 27, 2019, 12:15:31 AM
granted you fall into a bottomless hole, you keep falling for all eternity.

I wish to switch genders for a day. (I'm male)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 27, 2019, 12:19:15 AM
Granted, got stuck between both when the genie broke


I wish to go surfing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 27, 2019, 12:23:44 AM
(oh god what has happened to me?)

Granted was eaten by shark.

I wish for the genie to be fixed permanently.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 27, 2019, 12:27:13 AM
Granted, it was fix but the fact it was fix broke the thread as the title didn't match then the genies status which in turn cause the genie to blow a fuse and break after being fixed which all cycled forever.

I wish for a castle made up of boxes
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on February 27, 2019, 02:52:17 AM
Granted. the boxes are a centimeter tall.

i wish i had a cookie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 27, 2019, 02:55:32 AM
granted, got  a cookie textured A


I wish for the superpower to summon monster
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on February 27, 2019, 03:05:09 AM
granted. you summon yourself (XD its only a joke)

i wish i was orange
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 27, 2019, 03:06:25 AM
granted, all the limes got angry at you for that

I wish to explore the ocean in a mini submarine
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on February 27, 2019, 02:04:15 PM
Granted. but the sub exploded before you could get underwater


i wish i was popular
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 27, 2019, 02:34:37 PM
granted was popular but wasn't the positive kind of popular

I wish to go to Antarctica
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 27, 2019, 02:38:42 PM
Granted, but without a bad twist because it's you! I'll even put you in the water under the ice! Can't make it much better than that, honestly.

I wish to ride on a bull!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 27, 2019, 02:42:22 PM
Granted, was being carried by the horns  @.@

I wish for sand
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on February 27, 2019, 06:06:54 PM
Granted. but YOU ARE THE SAND

i wish i had an iced tea
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 27, 2019, 06:35:58 PM
OK! Here you go, one frozen tea.

Gimme some cutlery.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on February 27, 2019, 11:02:25 PM
Granted! The knives chase after you trying to make a snack.

i wish i was at the beach
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 28, 2019, 01:18:44 AM
Granted, ran into a huge crab

I wish to summon something random
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 28, 2019, 05:35:27 PM
Granted, here's an osmium-192 atom. (That's a real thing, go look it up!)

I wish the genie no longer corrupted wishes like this.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 01, 2019, 12:04:36 AM
granted, the genie erased you as you would no  longer have to experience after that


I wish to visit a water type gym
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 01, 2019, 12:06:48 AM
Granted, You feint instantly.


I wish to experience love!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 01, 2019, 12:31:04 AM
granted, it was the scary kind of love.

i wish to explore the mountains
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 01, 2019, 12:34:24 AM
granted you are now trapped in a cave system in the mountain forever.

I wish to be a little bit older.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 01, 2019, 12:40:11 AM
granted turned 100

I wish to meet a dragon
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on March 01, 2019, 12:43:25 AM
Hi

Wish for ~13 lbs of meat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 01, 2019, 01:12:27 AM
granted, rotten meat

I wish to travel to a fire gym
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on March 01, 2019, 04:10:07 AM
gym is on fire


wish for burger for Red
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 02, 2019, 04:51:40 PM
granted, blue

I wish for a fish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 03, 2019, 06:08:54 PM
Here is the piranha you ordered. And uh, let me guess, your next wish is for it to let go of your tail?

I wish for cheese fondue.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 03, 2019, 09:15:49 PM
Granted it is now rotting.

I wish for the world to stop spinning.  @.@
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 04, 2019, 12:09:16 AM
Granted it suddenly stopped but the inside kept going destroying the surface


I wish to be put into an turned based adventure game
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 04, 2019, 01:40:50 PM
Granted, how about Fire Emblem? You know, perma-death and everything?

I wish to own a villa!

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on March 04, 2019, 03:02:22 PM
Villa is rotten

Wish for can of coca cola
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 04, 2019, 10:52:31 PM
Granted, it was in a pepsi can

I wish for an exciting final boss
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 05, 2019, 06:31:49 PM
All right. Would a blood-thirsty level 999 Geratina with maximized stats suffice?

I wish to meet an alien!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on March 05, 2019, 06:42:23 PM
granted, but it takes you hostage

i wish to meet another friendly wolf.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 05, 2019, 07:28:57 PM
Granted, It was a friendly ghost wolf

I wish for a powerful item to help
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on March 06, 2019, 02:45:51 PM
granted! you get a powerful ghost ball that helps you with nothing

i wish for a sharper axe.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 06, 2019, 02:54:05 PM
Granted, the axe is now much sharper but saved as a .jpg and is covered in digital artifacts.

I wish for something.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 06, 2019, 06:18:31 PM
Granted got thing 2

I wish to battle a boss who is unable to kill me
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on March 07, 2019, 03:43:54 AM
Boss is really boring

wish for bacon and eggs
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 07, 2019, 03:46:30 AM
granted they were green


I wish to own a volcano
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: George on March 07, 2019, 07:56:43 AM
people dance on it

wish for straw in restaraunt
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 07, 2019, 11:39:09 PM
granted the restaurant required straws to be used with everything even your food.


I wish to be put in a random video game world
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 09, 2019, 01:01:02 AM
Granted you are put in Oregon trail and die of dysentery.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 09, 2019, 01:02:18 AM
granted, disappeared since no wish  XP

I wish to be a final boss  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 09, 2019, 01:05:05 AM
granted you are the final boss of level 1

I wish to be wise.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 09, 2019, 01:13:07 AM
Granted became wise in not so useful subjects


I wish for a pie space ship
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 09, 2019, 02:25:11 PM
Granted, but it was in the hands of pierates!

I wish for a bodyguard!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 09, 2019, 06:20:40 PM
Granted, your body guard was an ant.

I wish to be my avatar for a day!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 09, 2019, 09:50:00 PM
Granted. Lemme know how it feels to be a picture of a floating head on the internet, will ya?

I wish for rainbow-coloured cotton candy!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 10, 2019, 06:06:03 PM
Granted it tastes like barf.
I wish to be a clone of Michen for a day.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 11, 2019, 03:39:46 PM
Granted, there was a fight over the scarf.

I wish to ride in a submarine
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 11, 2019, 07:48:18 PM
Granted, but you can't go down with that thing, only up.

I wish for a butterscotch-cinnamon pie!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 11, 2019, 11:43:04 PM
granted was in a displayed case.

I think to be mini and have a house made of pie and was sorta like a flying saucer ship to.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 14, 2019, 11:36:25 PM
Granted, while inside one of those things, you were eaten by me.

I wish not to make bad wishes.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 14, 2019, 11:40:46 PM
granted, the genie exploded so no wises thus no bad wishes. : P


I wish to escape
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 14, 2019, 11:42:45 PM
You escape to a maze!


I wish for a new genie to be born!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 14, 2019, 11:45:29 PM
granted, it was still in a lamp


I wish for a giant oreo and milk
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 15, 2019, 12:17:03 PM
Granted, your house is now inside the glass of milk. The oreo is on top of that glass and seals the only opening the glass has.

I wish I could make time go by slower or faster at will!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 16, 2019, 12:04:44 AM
Granted but they sped up time a little too much and it effected their body before they slowed it @.@

I wish to turn the next poster into a dino if not one.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 17, 2019, 06:16:08 PM
ROARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish for ? to evolve.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 17, 2019, 06:20:11 PM
granted, I evolved into a new eeveelution that wasn't very good


I wish to duel the next poster
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: NikkiTheWolf on March 18, 2019, 03:38:36 PM
granted but you fall down immediately and i win  ^_^

i wish i could revive dead ancestors
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on March 19, 2019, 12:04:12 PM
Granted but they are zombies


i wish for a nintendo switch (i actually wish i had one)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 19, 2019, 12:07:40 PM
granted it came with only one joycon

I wish to jump on a lion's mane, probably really soft ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on March 19, 2019, 12:22:42 PM
Granted, but the lion isn’t very happy

i wish everyone in the world would be happy for 10 seconds
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 19, 2019, 12:25:02 PM
granted, the wish canceled out any happiness after the 10 seconds

I wish to also poke that lion's nose because why not  XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on March 19, 2019, 12:31:25 PM
granted, the lion still wasn’t happy

i wish i could get a free car (i know where this is going)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 19, 2019, 12:35:16 PM
I was the very basics of a car. just the wheels, engine, etc


I also wish to " borrow " of little bit of it's mane before leaving it. I'm sure it wouldn't mind  XP lol
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on March 19, 2019, 12:36:02 PM
granted, yet the lion STILL was unhappy

i wish for a vending machine full of chocolate
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 19, 2019, 12:37:03 PM
granted but it all melted


I wish to enter in a pokemon battle tournament
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 19, 2019, 05:10:49 PM
Granted, you're up against a tyranitaaaand you almost got yourself killed again, knocked out first round. You NEVER learn, do you?

I wish to meet my fursona in real life!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 19, 2019, 05:22:24 PM
Granted, has a nice time at first until a bunch of scientist showed up.


I wish to train harder and have a rematch, not giving up that easily  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 19, 2019, 05:39:06 PM
Granted, but you're no longer an Eevee. You're an Espeon instead. And you're on your own against a trainer with 6 pokémon in the first round. Let me know how it went.

I wish for flowers that never wilt!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 19, 2019, 05:44:47 PM
granted, it was flowey (https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/dbxfanon/images/8/88/Flowey.png/revision/latest?cb=20160507201630)


I wish to try a battle against a non pokemon instead.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 20, 2019, 08:13:26 AM
OK! Here, fight this evil-looking robot with a chainsaw arm!

Gimme an easy time.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 20, 2019, 08:33:01 AM
Granted, it was soo easy that one might say it was too easy

I wish for a chainsaw to even things out
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 20, 2019, 08:35:41 AM
OK! I believe this one malfunctions, though...

Gimme some cool stuff.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 20, 2019, 01:39:22 PM
Granted, here's a glass of water. With ice cube!

I wish for a new scarf collection.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 20, 2019, 02:59:57 PM
Granted, they were not to your liking.

I wish to shrink so I can tunnel around in a cake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 20, 2019, 11:20:49 PM
Granted, but you might wanna watch out for that guy over there who is probably gonna take a bite.

I wish to be a spectrum magic user.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 20, 2019, 11:23:22 PM
Granted, just randomly exploded magically

I wish to set up a tiny cake castle on the cake to defend it!  >:3

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 21, 2019, 10:53:21 AM
Granted, it's so small that the person attacking the cake can't see it with their bare eyes. So even smaller than you are.

I wish for Excalibur!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 21, 2019, 12:28:15 PM
Granted it was alive and floating, tries to cut ya

I wish for the person to notice and see.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 21, 2019, 12:56:25 PM
I already noticed, goofus. I was the one who fulfilled your wish for the castle, remember?

I wish for mind control powers so I can control this crazy sword!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 21, 2019, 04:18:49 PM
Granted they became sword as a result.

I wish to try to steal the sword  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: NikkiTheWolf on March 21, 2019, 06:49:38 PM
granted, but it was the wrong sword!


i wish i knew what was going on right now
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 21, 2019, 07:22:02 PM
Granted they ended up knowing too much


I wish to try jousting
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 22, 2019, 09:41:13 AM
OK! You got skewered by your opponent.

Gimme some chinaware.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 22, 2019, 12:08:00 PM
Granted got all broken.


I wish to have broken them  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 24, 2019, 03:29:31 PM
OK! Here's the bill.

Gimme... well, whatever.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 24, 2019, 04:11:46 PM
Granted, got a nothing

I wish to join a party in an rpg
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on March 27, 2019, 03:41:14 PM
Granted. You joined a party in Darkest Dungeon. Have fun.

I wish for a chocolate fountain of 10 metres high!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 28, 2019, 02:19:59 PM
Granted, it starting flooding  the room afrer a while

I wish to leap in and go for a swim  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 28, 2019, 06:17:34 PM
OK! The chocolate is solidifying around you, though.

Gimme cake.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 29, 2019, 12:11:03 AM
Granted the cake wasn't truthful


I wish to find the world's largest clam so I can try to get the pearl

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 29, 2019, 10:42:06 AM
OK! Pearl not included.

Gimme a boot.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 29, 2019, 02:30:25 PM
Granted got kicked.

I wish to swim down and explore an underwater temple
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2019, 05:59:34 PM
OK! You got locked and lost.

Gimme a bath.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 30, 2019, 06:57:06 PM
Granted, a lava bath

I wish for something to break the walls to escape that temple
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 05, 2019, 05:11:05 PM
OK! I heard there's a rusty old pickaxe in that temple... somewhere.

Gimme shinies.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 06, 2019, 12:39:03 AM
Granted, got an old shiny coin

I wish for a web hammock
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on April 08, 2019, 09:15:57 AM
Granted, but just like a spider web it's incredibly sticky.

I wish for a lake in my back yard!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 09, 2019, 12:41:08 AM
Granted, but it was slowly growing eventually becoming an ocean.


I wish for a sword to cut free from hammock
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on April 09, 2019, 02:23:58 PM
Granted, but your "hammock" is now located right above a bottomless pit, so I wouldn't advise you to free yourself now.

I wish my next wish won't be corrupted!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 09, 2019, 04:59:24 PM
Granted, it didnt happen thus couldnt be corrupted

I wish for the pit to have a bottom and a trampoline down there when I get free
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on April 09, 2019, 05:04:27 PM
Granted, the trampoline was a bomb.

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 09, 2019, 05:08:13 PM
granted, the wish became an actual trampoline    ^_^  Thank you

I wish for some light so I can see.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on April 10, 2019, 03:43:00 AM
granted but 2 seconds later, the light disappears


i wish for superpowers
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 10, 2019, 07:17:07 AM
OK! I'll give you the power to mind-control a single ant for maximally 5 seconds once a day.

Gimme a cake.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 10, 2019, 02:17:01 PM
granted it was not truthful cake


I wish to steal the artifact
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 15, 2019, 06:07:35 PM
OK! Now you're being chased by the entire police force.

Gimme something boring.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 16, 2019, 02:13:20 AM
Granted, got explosions


I wish to meet a giant mystical bird and give seeds to it.  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on April 16, 2019, 02:24:41 AM
It eats the seeds. And your hands.


Wish for.. cake?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 16, 2019, 02:05:24 PM
Granted, it was only half real cake

I wish to go to a pokemon version of jurassic park.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 19, 2019, 03:01:23 PM
OK! It's just as unsafe as any other Jurassic Park.

Gimme gimme gimme!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on April 19, 2019, 03:18:49 PM
Granted, here's 100 ton of lit dynamite.

I wish for pizza!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 19, 2019, 10:13:40 PM
Granted, it was canned pizza!

I wish to go explore one of Bowser's castles
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 21, 2019, 02:41:00 PM
OK! Mario got the axe right when you were crossing the bridge.

Gimme a shower.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 22, 2019, 03:16:11 AM
Granted, got an ice cube shower.

I wish to shrink down so I try  to ride on a bird's back  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on April 22, 2019, 07:14:59 AM
You shrink
and shrink
so small
too small




Wish for the ability to lead a normal, totally mundane life.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on April 22, 2019, 01:25:32 PM
Granted. From now on out, you'll wake up at 7, go to your work at 7:45, start working at 9, take a lunch break at 12:30, go back home at 5PM, have dinner at 6:30, watch the news at 8, then go to bed at 11. And that every day, 7 days a week, until all the days just start blending together and you don't even know what month of the year it is anymore.

I wish for energy drink.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 22, 2019, 06:41:58 PM
Granted , was slug left over from energy production

I wish to use a lab to grow giant frogs so I can try to take over the world with them >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on April 22, 2019, 07:47:43 PM
Granted, but the frogs became sentient, made a coup and turned you into one of their slaves.

Wow, that got dark.

I wish for some light in that story.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 22, 2019, 08:13:58 PM
Granted, a giant flashlight just got pointed on the scene

Uh oh :sweatdrop:I wish to summon the next poster to try to help me defeat and overthrow the frogs
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on April 25, 2019, 01:10:54 PM
Granted, but standing there in front of those threats gave me a panic attack and I ran away.

I wish I was on top of the world!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 25, 2019, 03:23:35 PM
Granted, teleported to the top of mount Everest and couldnt breath  x_x

Looks like I have to try alone  :o I wish for shield to help me
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on April 27, 2019, 10:07:47 AM
Granted. Oh, by the way, it's too heavy for you to carry.

I wish my allergies disappeared...
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 27, 2019, 07:58:29 PM
OK! You are now terminally ill.

Gimme a bed.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 27, 2019, 10:03:29 PM
Granted, was made out of rock.

I wish to explore an alien planet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Polemo on May 02, 2019, 02:00:22 AM
Granted! You are now on a planet full of xenomorphs.
I wish to transform into an animal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 02, 2019, 03:36:56 AM
Granted, you are now a photo of a german shepherd.

I wish for a bottle of mustard.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 05, 2019, 07:17:14 PM
Granted got a huuge bottle of mustard that created a flood.

I wish to slide into a sandbox.  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 06, 2019, 07:11:05 PM
OK! It was quicksand.

Gimme LEGO Mindstorms EV3.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 06, 2019, 11:22:27 PM
Granted, it started to take over the planet.

I wish to shrink and explore a bird nest.  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 09, 2019, 05:22:35 PM
OK! The bird saw you as food.

Gimme the world with everything on it.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 10, 2019, 05:09:49 PM
Granted it all came together in front of them including all the toxins and radioactive materials in a small ball.

I wish to reenact the pelican scene from Nemo to get a free ride.   XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on May 10, 2019, 06:05:31 PM
(Mine-ing intensifies XD) Granted but the pelican ends up eating you.


I wish i could cook
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 10, 2019, 09:32:10 PM
granted, you were able to cookie but you were never able to cook without burning the food even if it was cold food being prep  XP


I wish for a cup of infinite water
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on May 18, 2019, 03:39:22 PM
Granted, but water coming out of the cup is anti-gravity as long as it's above the cup, meaning the water will flow upwards. Nothing else is affected, and the effect disappears when it's no longer above the cup. Best preserved upside-down.

I wish for a warp pipe in my room.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 20, 2019, 02:47:16 PM
granted, lead to a glitched world

I wish to find a Palossand
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on May 21, 2019, 07:01:32 AM
granted.
You have lost your soul in order to find it. What a terrible fate, to turn hollow.


i wish for a genie that works
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 24, 2019, 11:19:25 PM
granted it worked but still wasn't working right.

I wish to meet an eagle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 26, 2019, 12:11:56 PM
Did someone ask for me?


Gimme a hand.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 26, 2019, 05:08:06 PM
Granted, it was master hand

I wish for a crocodile and alligator in the same place.  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on May 26, 2019, 09:00:33 PM
Granted, but it has two heads, a normal body, no tail, both sides bite, and it's twice as agressive. Havee fun with your new pet.

I wish for the voice in my head to be silent for a change.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 26, 2019, 09:13:06 PM
Granted, the voice moved outside your  head to your left

I wish to have just enough food to try to tame it  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on May 26, 2019, 09:37:40 PM
Granted, the voice to my left is now tamed. Not sure why you wished that, but all right.

I wish for a big birthday party next week!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 26, 2019, 09:40:28 PM
Granted, the party was soo big you needed a plane to get from the presents to the cake.  XP

I wish for the world's biggest goldfish!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on May 27, 2019, 05:46:36 PM
Granted, it's the size of a skyscraper. Good luck feeding that fish.

I wish for a new watch.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 27, 2019, 11:42:24 PM
granted, you got a person watching you all the time now.  X3

Gimmie a submarine so I can find even bigger fish. 
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on May 28, 2019, 01:01:26 PM
Granted, you found a whale so big it swallowed your submarine whole.

I wish for magic curtains.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 28, 2019, 03:10:50 PM
Granted it started fighting the magic carpet

I wish to just find the biggest land creature instead of fish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on May 28, 2019, 06:18:32 PM
Granted, the whale got eaten by an argentinosaurus that lost it's mind!

I wish for a fire alarm.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 28, 2019, 06:27:40 PM
granted, was the quietest alarm


I wish explore a flooded submarine
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on May 28, 2019, 06:44:43 PM
Granted, it's located somewhere inside a whale inside a drowned argentinosaurus that lost it's mind.
C'mon, don't tell me you didn't see that coming.

I wish for another character idea!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 28, 2019, 06:47:50 PM
granted, got the same character but with a few color and name.


I wish for an oxygen tank to swim out of the submarine so I can try getting out of it all.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on May 28, 2019, 07:09:51 PM
Granted, but you only wished for enough air to get out of the submarine.

I wish for a philosopher's stone!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 28, 2019, 07:14:08 PM
Got the plastic one

I wish to invent the shrink ray!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 02, 2019, 07:53:53 PM
Granted but it's so tiny!


I wish to write the best song ever.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 03, 2019, 12:33:02 AM
granted, it as soo good it started an alien invasion  :o they wanted the song for their self.

I wish to meet the giant mystical frog
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on June 03, 2019, 12:54:14 AM
granted, it as soo good it started an alien invasion  :o they wanted the song for their self.

I wish to meet the giant mystical frog
granted but it came with a giant swarm of blood sucking bugs... thankfully the frog eats them...

I wish for a 'foxy' lady.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on June 03, 2019, 06:42:24 AM
Granted, you now got yourself! Oh, wait...

I wish for butterscotch pie!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 03, 2019, 06:49:13 AM
granted it was throw at you instead of placed in front.

I wish to trying being a cutiefly and getting to evolve into a Ribombee  :)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on June 03, 2019, 01:13:04 PM
Granted, but after that you're going to evolve into a shellder. That'll be your final evolution.

I wish for our dog to get healthy again.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 03, 2019, 03:36:56 PM
Granted but due to the ability to drain the health from every living thing within a mile radius


I wish I had a private jet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: L. Jay Echoes on June 03, 2019, 05:18:09 PM
Granted. It's so private that you're not even allowed on it unless you are blindfolded.

I wish I didn't feel the need to swallow while I meditated.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 04, 2019, 07:30:47 AM
granted, fully lost ability to :o


I wish challenge Kirby to a smash battle.  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on June 04, 2019, 11:25:57 PM
Granted, he swallowed you.

I wish to never mak speling erors.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 04, 2019, 11:30:31 PM
granted, the whole language got changed to make those errors into the right way to spell it every time one is made.

I wish to visit the Metroid universe
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on June 06, 2019, 11:09:37 PM
Granted, I'd watch out for Medely though.

I wish for a bad wish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 06, 2019, 11:12:20 PM
Granted, got the greatest wish ever.

I wish to catch a large fish.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowWalker on June 06, 2019, 11:24:25 PM
granted the fish you caught was so big it smashed the planet.

I wish for a new planet.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 06, 2019, 11:27:28 PM
granted, it was much like Venus


I wish for a duel with next poster for their wish.  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on June 07, 2019, 04:27:56 PM
Granted, I won.

I wish for a piñata!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 07, 2019, 08:46:22 PM
Granted, it wasn't filled with good stuff

I wish to hide in the piñata so I can ambush!   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 08, 2019, 04:55:03 PM
Ok! Unfortunately, they started batting it sooner than you expected.

Gimme a new phone.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 08, 2019, 05:00:39 PM
Granted, got one of the first phones invented.

I wish to be in the slime rangers universe so I can hug a big slime.  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 08, 2019, 05:01:49 PM
Ok! It was carnivorous and ate you.

Gimme an orange.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 08, 2019, 05:05:26 PM
granted, was an annoying orange

I to explore a sunken pirate ship for treasure.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 16, 2019, 09:25:19 AM
Ok! The wreck is haunted and now you're locked in.

Gimme fruit.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2019, 02:48:27 AM
Granted!
Enjoy your fartberries

I wish for a motorcycle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 19, 2019, 09:37:25 PM
granted, had no gas

I wish to go to a laser show ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Anacletus on June 22, 2019, 04:24:09 AM
Sure! But a storm broke all the equipment.

I wish for two wishes!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on June 23, 2019, 10:13:45 AM
Granted, you just used the first one of the two.

I wish for a magic wand!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 23, 2019, 04:28:28 PM
Granted, only cased broken spell

I wish to explore the lion king pridelands and elephant graveyard.  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on June 24, 2019, 06:26:35 PM
Strange wish... But if you want to be attacked and eaten by a bunch of hungry hyenas, be my guest. Granted.

I wish to fix the magic wand so that the spells cast aren't broken anymore.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 24, 2019, 07:04:11 PM
granted, but know they are just random spells.

I wish to try to ask the lions at pride rock for protection to hopefully explore the graveyard in peace.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 05, 2019, 09:23:02 AM
OK! Everyone got outnumbered and killed by hyenas.

Gimme sweet goodness.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 05, 2019, 10:05:49 AM
Granted got a can labeled sweet goodness that simply had a lemon stuffed into it.


I wish to go into a haunted house Mario world for fun.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on July 07, 2019, 08:21:46 PM
Granted, but you can't jump as high as Mario can. And ghost-types can still hurt you. And you also have the timer. Good luck.

I wish to have a ghost as a friend!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 08, 2019, 11:11:47 AM
Granted, they insisted on turning you into one to.

I wish to go a Mario water world so I can try to tame a cheep cheep so I can ride around on it. ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Azure Frostfire on July 09, 2019, 08:34:57 PM
Granted, but the Cheep Cheep is a criminal and is being chased by the shark police

I wish for an endless supply of baby back ribs
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 09, 2019, 08:47:51 PM
granted, but each rib is frozen in ice and takes way longer than normal ribs to cook.


I wish to grow my very own golden piranha plant
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 15, 2019, 06:37:12 PM
OK! It ate you, since you were the most nearby snack.

Gimme a pool of acid.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 17, 2019, 08:44:07 PM
Granted, but the pool was summon directly under you.  :o


I wish to turn the next poster giant  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 29, 2019, 04:07:50 PM
OK! But I didn't like it, so it was for only a second.

ALL THE GOLD ON EARTH!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 29, 2019, 07:03:08 PM
Granted all of it fell right on them

I wish to go sand surfing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 30, 2019, 06:45:00 PM
OK! You went nowhere.

Gimme a superyaught of solid lead.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 30, 2019, 07:04:39 PM
Granted was placed in a lava sea though.


I wish to find and relax in a giant bird nest.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 01, 2019, 01:27:26 PM
OK! It was inhabited by fittingly-sized hungry chicks.

Gimme safety.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 01, 2019, 06:33:19 PM
Granted was wrapped in a mile of bubble wrap


I wish for mother bird to come to the nest to help me out with the chicks  :o
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 02, 2019, 09:37:42 AM
Granted, she fed you to the chicks. You must've seen that coming.

I wish for a lamp.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 02, 2019, 10:31:30 AM
Granted, got an extremely bright lamp . . .  but also quite radioactive.


I wish to go on a nice group fishing trip ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Anacletus on August 04, 2019, 11:46:11 PM
Granted, but the Water is frozen over, and you don't have anything to break it with.



I wish I had more time do the things I want.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 05, 2019, 09:48:17 AM
OK! Your watch is now running an hour slow. Enjoy the "extra" hour!

Gimme a donkey.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 05, 2019, 12:04:39 PM
Granted, but the donkey only has backsides.
(Wow, I wonder who's gonna get THAT joke.)

I wish for an absolution!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on August 06, 2019, 08:16:43 AM
Oh, of course.
For a mere pittance, of course. A truly trifling amount of souls..
(http://darksouls.wdfiles.com/local--files/npcs/oswald-of-carim.jpg)




Stuck in the middle of the desert! I wish for water.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 06, 2019, 09:52:38 AM
Granted, have a 125 meter high tsunami.

I wish for for a bread sword.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 06, 2019, 11:41:51 AM
Granted turned into a mold bread after a while

I wish for an arctic adventure
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Julius Quasar on August 06, 2019, 09:19:47 PM
And you freeze solid inside of a block of ice.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and-AND...*points* I don't want any "zombie turkeys", I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it!?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 07, 2019, 08:04:01 AM
you eat the sanwhich and you turn into your sister.

I wish for a wish sandwich.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Rook_Mordale on August 07, 2019, 08:24:58 AM
Very well! A sandwich made of sand and witches appears before you. The witches begin to grant wishes the same way as the genie.

I wish for a collection of genie lamps with the genies still in them.

Sent from my LM-X210(G) using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 07, 2019, 11:32:37 AM
Wish sandwich (https://youtu.be/gSF9QT4jmsQ?t=42)

All the genies are broken and so are the lamps...

I wish  I didn't have to explain that. for a ricochet biscuit.

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 09, 2019, 06:57:08 PM
OK! It ricochet'd away from your hands at subsonic speed.

Gimme a laser pointer.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: botithebunny on August 09, 2019, 07:10:46 PM
No.




Jk, granted, but it only points inward.

I wish for a pack of edible condensed milk flavored thongs.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 10, 2019, 11:06:10 PM
Granted, was expired.


I wish for a yoshi island vacation.  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 13, 2019, 09:29:12 AM
OK! You are now in an egg.

Gimme a maybe.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 13, 2019, 05:00:18 PM
Granted ended up with a maybe not.


I wish to explore the jungle book universe and meet the characters.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on August 13, 2019, 07:38:52 PM
You get a copy of the jungle book movie and a couple of annoying cos-players watch it with you.


I want a big 'ole jug of sweet tea
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 14, 2019, 02:18:25 AM
granted, it spilled over and flooded the entire town.

then I wish to just go out in the jungle and make my own jungle book adventure   XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pasta on August 15, 2019, 12:14:05 AM
Granted, but all of the animals are normal. Baloo would probably eat you.

I wish for hair that can change colour at will!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 15, 2019, 07:19:20 AM
Granted, it was about 3 entire strands. .

I wish to find nemo
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Pasta on August 17, 2019, 04:08:27 AM
You get teleported to a underwater graveyard.
Finding Nemo came out in 2003, the life expectancy of a Clownfish is 3-6 years.
Assuming that the movies follow real life chronology, he died 10 years ago.

I wish for an ATM (Automatic Taco Machine)!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 18, 2019, 08:17:21 AM
Granted, it didn't keep the ingredients in proper storage though.


I wish to adventure through one of Bowser's castles!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 18, 2019, 09:34:22 AM
OK! You slipped on a puddle and fell in lava.

Gimme a kingsize bed.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 18, 2019, 10:04:49 AM
Granted was the size of a king but a very small king

I wish to shrink so I can try to across the ocean on a fancy model ship
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on August 19, 2019, 01:21:06 AM
Granted. You are now an inch shorter.


I wish for a new hat!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 19, 2019, 08:21:48 AM
granted, got the new micro hat!

I wish to swim around one of those underwater mario levels
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 19, 2019, 06:40:34 PM
Granted. However, unlike Mario in his 2D games, you don't get the ability to breathe underwater.

I wish I was a mad scientist!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 20, 2019, 08:14:18 AM
Granted, was just mad at all failed projects  XP

I wish to go into Bowser's inside out story so I can try to take control of Bowser    >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 21, 2019, 01:19:20 PM
Granted, but you turned up in Bowser's Inside Story as one of the enemies and you can control Bowser by trying to stop him. (Seriously, what else were you expecting? It's Bowser, derp.)

I wish for a magic frying pan that makes sure any food I prepare with it can't get burned!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 21, 2019, 04:42:31 PM
Granted the magic pan also couldnt bring food out of a raw state.

I wish to go skiiing is Mario 64’s snowman’s land ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 22, 2019, 02:42:35 PM
You want to go to so many places you will now get teleported to a random, relatively safe location of a different video game you like than the one you're currently in. This will trigger every 15 seconds. The effect is permanent, and can't be affected by future wishes.

I wish for a remote control that can turn off all the lights in a small area tostop light pollution!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 22, 2019, 03:35:07 PM
( probably will do few more in the future despite.  XD)
 
Granted caused mass panic when that small area was just the size of city rather than the size of country.

I wish to have aquaman’s powers.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on August 22, 2019, 06:38:37 PM
That's A LOT bigger radius than I hoped for...

And granted, but now you'll be stuck talking with a bubbly voice.

I wish for nostalgia!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on August 24, 2019, 10:21:25 PM
granted got so much they just time traveled.

I wish to create a lava submarine
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Cheza on September 29, 2019, 12:14:36 PM
Granted, you now have a submarine made out of lava waiting for you in a pool of lava!




I wish coffee would cool down faster.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on September 29, 2019, 01:01:10 PM
Granted, your coffee now ends up freezing whenever you move whatever your coffee is in, even if it's for a millimeter.

I wish I can always predict what's going to happen the next day.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Azure Frostfire on September 30, 2019, 03:56:55 AM
Granted,  but the more you see, the less you remember the day before.

I wish for a pile of chicken nuggets.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 01, 2019, 06:34:14 AM
OK! They are frozen solid.

Gimme an ice-cecutor.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 09, 2019, 09:30:42 AM
Granted, got an axed made out of ice named they.

I wish to have a diamond that continuously grows.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 09, 2019, 12:30:33 PM
OK! It grew so quickly it absorbed the house in minutes.
That material has gotta come from somewhere...

Gimme some nitrogen.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 09, 2019, 03:21:49 PM
Granted, here's some air. Don't breathe it in.

I wish for some luck during the next game!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 10, 2019, 07:07:53 AM
Granted, got too much luck and won before it even started.

I wish to build a secret house at the bottom of the ocean
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 10, 2019, 09:18:55 AM
Granted, it's in the Mariana Trench. The entrance is on the first floor, just a regular door and not watertight.

I wish everyone spoke in the same language.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 10, 2019, 09:57:12 AM
Granted, everyone spoke binary.


I wish for a magic stone that had medusa’s powers  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 10, 2019, 01:25:51 PM
Granted, you got turned into stone first!

I wish for the ability to turn invisible!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 10, 2019, 02:26:00 PM
OK! You can only be invisible when absolutely nothing and nobody is looking at you.

Gimme the 7.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 10, 2019, 03:02:43 PM
Here you go. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magnificent_Seven)

I wish I had a ban-hammer IRL.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 10, 2019, 06:00:03 PM
Granted, but the handle also banned all who touched it.

I wish for a giant soap bubble to ride into the sky in.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 11, 2019, 04:46:01 PM
Granted, but the bubble pops as soon as you're 2 kilometres high.

I wish for an easy-to-upkeep tree in my backyard!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 12, 2019, 04:42:04 AM
granted, got a magical tree that required very little of anything but it also attacked anything that caused it the slightest harm. 

I wish to resurrect a dinosuar!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 12, 2019, 05:44:30 PM
OK! It ate you and didn't look at all like you expected.

Gimme €1,000,000,000.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 13, 2019, 06:30:13 AM
Granted! But its all counterfeit

Give me a self sustaining well grown garden
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 13, 2019, 07:31:43 PM
Granted, the garden tried to grow across the world and take over.


I wish to duel next poster on their wish so I can have an extra  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 14, 2019, 02:30:20 PM
Granted! you win and have one wish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 15, 2019, 01:34:52 AM
Granted, a black hole formed.


I wish to grow a magical garden
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 16, 2019, 03:35:22 AM
Granted! the magic turned dark and destroyed the world

I wish for a gingerbread house
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 16, 2019, 01:12:25 PM
*nom nom nom* Gruhntet... *nom nom* Puht I hoff yo tun't... *nom* mont mu uuhton ot... *nom nom* Eht tuhths soh goot... *nom*

I wish for barbeque ham!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 16, 2019, 01:20:28 PM
Granted! But you have to add the barbeque and you don't have any

I wish for an alternate reality
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 16, 2019, 05:57:38 PM
Granted, got an alternate reality in which the planet had not been created yet.

I wish to have the power to summon sea creatures to get around ocean.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 16, 2019, 07:01:57 PM
Granted! you summon a shark and it eats you

I wish for a solve itself rubiks cube
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on October 17, 2019, 03:28:15 PM
Granted, but it solves itself automatically each time you turn anything. Which mean you can never mess it up in the first place.

I wish for combat armour!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 17, 2019, 03:29:40 PM
Granted! but it rusts away within a day
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 18, 2019, 08:23:14 AM
Gratned, turned inivisble.


I wise to find rare gems in a cave
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 18, 2019, 09:13:43 AM
OK! The cave collapsed on top of you.

Gimme a life.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 18, 2019, 11:39:11 AM
granted! but it took one of your lives

I wish I had a computer
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 18, 2019, 05:49:41 PM
Granted got a rowdy sentient computer

I wish to shrink down so I can try leaf surfing in a pond ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 18, 2019, 06:36:03 PM
granted! your stuck that size and get gobbled up by a bird
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 18, 2019, 08:10:29 PM
granted, got null  XP


I wish to create the world's biggest sand castle!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 19, 2019, 05:11:41 AM
Granted! But the ocean swept it away

I wish for a time machine
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 20, 2019, 09:29:55 AM
Granted, was a one way time machine.


I wish to explore the tall grass
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 20, 2019, 03:30:31 PM
Granted! its all razor grass

I wish for a cave to live in
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 20, 2019, 04:41:51 PM
Granted, got lost inside as it was vast.


I wish for a larger jello bed to sleep on
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 20, 2019, 05:15:54 PM
granted! you got stuck in the jello and can't get out

I wish for a flashlight
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 20, 2019, 05:28:35 PM
Granted was so bright went blind as soon as it turned on  @.@

I wish to battle a dragon to get a cave full of treasure
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 28, 2019, 12:33:02 PM
OK! You be careful now, this dragon is especially immortal.

Gimme a house.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 28, 2019, 02:25:01 PM
Granted! careful it's haunted and needs some fixing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 28, 2019, 08:11:33 PM
granted, turned invisible


I wish to find a fancy shiny pearl
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 28, 2019, 09:43:24 PM
(sorry I keep forgetting to ask for something  XD)
Granted! it was made of plastic still shiny though

I wish for a submarine
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 28, 2019, 10:50:56 PM
Granted, it was a large toy submarine

I wish to explore the inside of a bee hive
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 28, 2019, 11:12:46 PM
Granted! you got stung by every bee

I wish for a car
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 29, 2019, 11:21:52 AM
OK! It's the smallest toy car on the planet.

Gimme wind.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 29, 2019, 11:34:54 AM
Granted! it's poisoned

I wish for a school pass
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 30, 2019, 09:10:57 AM
Granted, got a pass to detention

I wish to have spell to turn enemies into frogs   XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 30, 2019, 11:12:08 AM
OK! It fails 70% of the time and backfires the other 30%.

Gimme a secret.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 30, 2019, 11:37:18 AM
Granted! but now you can't hear anything

I wish I could meet my fursona
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Luko on October 30, 2019, 02:26:47 PM
Granted, but he chews up all your favorite stuff.

I wish I could play guitar.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 30, 2019, 03:19:30 PM
Granted, could only play one note

I wish to create a world’s biggest pool / aquarium to swim around it.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2019, 07:25:40 PM
good luck making it, also pay for the bricks, shovel, water and cleaning of the pool. "but i can sell tickets thus making that money" no. no you cant

i wish to be an adult
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 30, 2019, 07:46:40 PM
granted, became a 100 year old adult

I wish to find the world's biggest goldfish  X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2019, 07:49:21 PM
granted, its so big it has a big gravitational pull and now you cant get away from the gold fish


i wish my 100-year-old back stopped hurting
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 30, 2019, 07:56:01 PM
Granted, entire back just vanished.


I wish for a chicken costume to sneak into a farm with.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 30, 2019, 09:15:23 PM
Granted! but you act like a chicken as well

I wish for the ability to walk correctly
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 30, 2019, 11:22:43 PM
Granted, now they can never sit


I wish to visit a zoo with all the different Mario creatures   
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 30, 2019, 11:27:15 PM
Granted! The mario creatures are hungry and you are the main course

I wish for a fishing net
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on October 30, 2019, 11:30:33 PM
Granted, it appeared tangled around them.


I wish to participate in a pokemon battle tornament
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2019, 12:45:25 AM
granted, eventhough you're a lvl 1 normal type going op against a lvl 99 ghost type


i wish Steven Universe didn't have to come to an end
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 31, 2019, 02:13:11 AM
Granted! They made one more episode wrapping up everything better

I wish for an alarm clock.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2019, 02:40:26 AM
(i see this as an absolute win)
granted, it will wake you up at 2 AM with no other settings


i wish i didnt have to work
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 31, 2019, 04:45:46 AM
Granted! you get no pay either

I wish for the ability to write a good book
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Luko on October 31, 2019, 05:28:57 AM
Granted but you can now only speak or write in a language noone understands.

I wish for peace on earth. (mess that one up.)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2019, 08:53:14 AM
granted, everybody went to another planet, thus creating peace on EARTH  :squint:


i wish i didnt fall into a thorny bush
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2019, 11:12:17 AM
OK! Instead, you fall on a cactus.

Gimme heat.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2019, 06:02:25 PM
granted, the heat is 1 degrees celcius


I wish i never forgot to write a wish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on October 31, 2019, 07:04:47 PM
Granted! but you forgot how to grant wishes

I wish I had a video game
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 01:33:14 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61EJAHAJGSL._AC_SX215_.jpg)


I wish to be able to sleep
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 01:45:57 AM
Granted! but only for an hour

I wish for pie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:07:06 AM
in your face


i wish i didnt have pain anymore
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 02:11:31 AM
granted! now you have no feeling


I wish for a cure anything potion
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:15:32 AM
granted, you cant open the cap


i wish to be able to ToT on November 1st
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 02:19:57 AM
Granted! you can also ToT on the 2nd 3rd and forever

I wish I could afford a house
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:23:52 AM
(https://colwords.com/assets/word_images/626/thumb/thumb_1499463727_CRAPPY.jpg)


i wish to be playing Luigi's Mansion 3 alone in my room with no disturbance (try to break that one)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 02:27:34 AM
Granted! you get sucked into the game and have to 100% in order to escape

I wish for a tree
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:31:51 AM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/17/241B377100000578-0-image-a-26_1418779255304.jpg)


I wish for a mouse to have as pet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 02:33:26 AM
perfect tree

Granted! the mouse Grew to big for the house

I wish for the unbreakable wish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:35:39 AM
that was it


i wish to go to America
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 02:36:50 AM
Granted! America wasn't all you hoped for

I wish I still had some sanity
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:38:33 AM
sorry but thats an impossible wish to grant


i wish that i could grant your wish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 02:41:26 AM
Impossible sanity is only lost and you lost some when you made the wish

I wish everything was better in the world
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:44:37 AM
granted, everything got 0.000001% better


i wish to be on my way to collage
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 02:46:12 AM
Granted! but couldn't pay for it

I wish for more local foxes
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:48:21 AM
granted, a million foxes start to swarm your house


i wish for some ice cream
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 02:49:37 AM
YAY
Granted! you got non stop ice cream

I wish for sleep
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:51:21 AM
granted,you got 1 minute


i wish for some alone time
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 02:53:20 AM
Granted! no one ever visited you you have Infinite alone time

I wish I could breath better
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:55:18 AM
did you say breath water? okay then


i wish to be a giant
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 02:58:32 AM
Granted! blub blub you smashed an entire city in one step blub

I wish I wasn't breathing water
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2019, 02:59:19 AM
Granted, now youre breathing lava


i wish it was less hot here
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 03:03:17 AM
Granted! now its freezing

I wish I didn't die to lava
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 01, 2019, 07:07:52 AM
Granted, died to melted cheese instead  x_x

I wish jump into the world's biggest jello-o mold!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 11:58:09 AM
Granted! you suffocate in the mold
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 01, 2019, 06:12:55 PM
Granted, time froze.

I wish to grow a huge sentient garden
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 06:24:02 PM
Darn I forgot to wish a again

Granted! the plants became smarter than the human race and took over the world


I wish I had a better memory
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 01, 2019, 06:56:22 PM
Granted, head grew to huge size and they could never forget anything

I wish to scuba dive and explore an ocean cave
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 06:58:10 PM
Granted! But you run out of air fast

I wish I owned a PC
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 01, 2019, 07:16:35 PM
Granted, it was a replica of one of the first computer ever built.


I wish to meet Bowser
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 07:18:31 PM
As long as the internet works

Granted! but you are Mario and he tries to stop you

I wish for decent internet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 01, 2019, 07:21:54 PM
Granted, was so fast it started a fire somehow in computer  XP

I wish to grow piranha plants all around my house for protection  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 07:22:48 PM
Granted! now you can't leave the house

I wish for a laser gun
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 01, 2019, 07:25:09 PM
Granted it just exploded when used.


I wish for a quicksand moat instead with a retractable bridge so I can cross.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 07:26:20 PM
Granted! the bridge broke when you tried to cross it

I wish for new boots
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 01, 2019, 07:33:03 PM
granted, got each boot was a different kind and size.


I wish to experince "A Bug's Life" for a day.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 07:34:16 PM
Granted! you were burned by one of the glass pieces

I wish I could be a character in The Goonies
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 01, 2019, 07:56:24 PM
Granted, was a cut character  XP

I wish to go fishing for massive fish!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 07:57:45 PM
Really why not one-eyed willy

Granted! your pole broke

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 01, 2019, 08:00:14 PM
Granted, last for about five minutes but wasn't told that

I wish to go try gator wrestling  XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 08:04:28 PM
Granted! the gator won

I wish for freinds
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 01, 2019, 08:08:20 PM
Granted, ended up with too many to manage

I wish for it to rain chocolate
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 01, 2019, 08:22:12 PM
Granted! the chocolate had bugs in it

I wish I could organize better
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2019, 02:40:12 AM
you're now 0.00001% better


i wish i wasn't tired all the time
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 02, 2019, 02:41:21 AM
Granted! now you never need sleep

I wish for my own room
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2019, 02:49:21 AM
granted, its the kitchen


i wish there was some light outside
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 02, 2019, 02:51:46 AM
Granted! someone is outside holding a light towards your window

I wish for my own Bedroom
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2019, 02:55:38 AM
granted, you sleep in the kitchen


I wish i had some friends IRL
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 02, 2019, 02:58:36 AM
Granted! you have to many friends and fights break out between them

I wish for a boat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2019, 03:00:35 AM
granted, but you don't know how to sail


i wish to be on Hermitcraft
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 02, 2019, 03:05:15 AM
Granted! but I don't know what it is so you are safe

I wish for a book on boats
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2019, 03:15:14 AM
yay

granted, you got a catalog of boats

i wish to be immortal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 02, 2019, 03:17:48 AM
Granted! but Zeus didn't approve and killed you on the spot

I wish I could fish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2019, 03:19:45 AM
granted, but you realised its super boring

i wish the next person will be confused for me not wishing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 02, 2019, 03:26:37 AM
Fishing is my favorite hobby

Granted! the world stopped moving

I wish for a mountain to climb
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2019, 04:31:54 AM
granted, but youre bad at climbing

i wished for you to check my last wish, witch you didnt grant
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 02, 2019, 09:21:01 AM
Granted I looked but didnt do anything  XP

I wish to explore a haunted mansion
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2019, 11:52:43 AM
its too scary for you


i wish you didnt wish a halloween wish on dias de les muertos
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 02, 2019, 04:23:57 PM
Granted! ? lips were sealed shut

I wish for a random thing to appear
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2019, 04:25:07 PM
elephant on top of ya


i wish to save Derik
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 02, 2019, 04:36:22 PM
Granted! the elephant land on top of lightstone
thanks for the help

I wish to help light by banishing the elephant elsewhere
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 02, 2019, 05:40:30 PM
granted you banished the elephant on top of ?


i wish to save ? by making the elephant disapear
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 02, 2019, 10:19:14 PM
Granted! But the elephant's family is mad at Light

I wish I could build a brick wall to protect light
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 03, 2019, 03:37:54 AM
 granted, but the elephants could attack from above


I wish for a roof for protection
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 03, 2019, 04:14:14 AM
Granted! but the elephants were already in the room

I wish for a platform we could stand on to save us
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 03, 2019, 07:02:40 AM
granted but the elephants could also stand on it


i wish for all the elephants to just disapear
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 03, 2019, 09:35:00 AM
granted, elephants went excient

I wish to travel into a forest where everything in it is giant.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 03, 2019, 12:49:50 PM
Granted! you were accidentally crushed

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 03, 2019, 03:25:39 PM
granted, you dont know how to land now
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 03, 2019, 04:32:48 PM
OH HEX NO now I can never land

Granted! time divided by 0 and vanished

I wish I could land
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 03, 2019, 04:34:16 PM
Granted turned into nothing as well

I wish to land on another planet and find life
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 03, 2019, 05:22:42 PM
Granted! the life wasn't very welcoming

I wish Everything was normal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 03, 2019, 08:41:13 PM
granted everything became weird which became the new normal.


I wish to create a perfume
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 03, 2019, 08:42:25 PM
OK! It smells like garlic fish which have laid out in the open for 2 weeks.

Gimme a dice.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 03, 2019, 08:50:38 PM
Granted gor weighted dice

I wish to be able to switch in and out of being liquid to hide and slip through places.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 03, 2019, 11:19:46 PM
Granted! it only works for 2 seconds

I wish I could be Invisible
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 04, 2019, 06:05:36 AM
granted, now no-one can find you and you're lonley


i wish to have a new game to play
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 04, 2019, 06:19:01 AM
Granted! it's an old game called Fatal Labyrinth

I wish I wasn't shy
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 04, 2019, 06:20:19 AM
granted, you're now too open and want to do everything


i wish to be happy
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Azure Frostfire on November 05, 2019, 07:06:30 AM
Granted, but now everyone around you is sad

I wish for faster internet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 05, 2019, 11:19:53 AM
OK! Now all internet servers are moving at 200 km per hour.

Gimme a jewel.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 05, 2019, 01:09:20 PM
Granted! you were arrested for stealing a jewel from a museum

I wish for better artistic skills
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 05, 2019, 04:28:16 PM
granted, yet no-one noticed you and you died alone only to just after your death people will see your paintings and they will sell for milions. that totaly didnt happen to other artists


i wish for a chicken sandwich
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 05, 2019, 04:55:15 PM
Granted, it had the smallest chicken piece was mostly bread

I wish for a honey lake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 05, 2019, 05:01:15 PM
Granted! but you got sticky and couldn't wash it out

I wish I knew the answers to my weird questions
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 05, 2019, 05:18:32 PM
you do, but its sort of unsatisfying


i wish to be a profesional gamer
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 05, 2019, 05:24:44 PM
Granted! you also never leave the house and have food delivered to your door

I wish I could swim
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 05, 2019, 05:26:18 PM
Granted could swim for a whole five seconds


I wish for giant ridable frogs to get through swamps on.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 05, 2019, 05:28:03 PM
granted, one stepped on you and you died


i wish to be an actual genie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 05, 2019, 05:37:21 PM
Granted was just as broken

I wish for a garden of all Mario plants.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 06, 2019, 11:26:58 AM
OK! They're all piranha plants, 75% of which can shoot fire.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: lightstone on November 06, 2019, 03:21:40 PM
granted,                         .


i wish i could quickly go from ounces to grams and vice versa
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 07, 2019, 04:29:58 AM
Granted! but you become as solid as sugar

I wish I could never get blocked again

websites on my chromebook
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 07, 2019, 08:02:29 AM
granted got a vpn but it stole all their data.

I wish to create a gojira from new vegas.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 07, 2019, 12:57:13 PM
Granted! Las vegas no longer exists

I wish for an alarm clock that worked
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 07, 2019, 03:08:35 PM
granted, it wakes up the whole planet when it goes off.


I wish to meet king boo
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 07, 2019, 03:48:43 PM
Granted! King boo didn't like you and trapped you in a painting

I wish I had the luigi's mansion collection
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 07, 2019, 06:39:00 PM
Granted, got all the characters in paintings instead of a game.

I wish find an emtpy dragon lair with a bunch of free gold in it.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 07, 2019, 06:40:10 PM
Granted! the gold was cursed


wish I had a nice hat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 07, 2019, 06:43:29 PM
Granted, it was nice but really really heavy.

I wish to ask a giant bird for a ride.  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 07, 2019, 06:45:53 PM
Granted! but the bird runs into a lot of windows

I wish for a new car
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 07, 2019, 06:49:09 PM
graned, got a brand new car made but it was a really ancient design.

I wish to jump into a big pot of liquid chocolate  :P
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 07, 2019, 06:50:21 PM
granted! the chocolate was scalding hot


I wish for a random book
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 07, 2019, 06:52:26 PM
Granted it was an empty book with blank pages.

I wish to shrink down to just live inside a cake.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 07, 2019, 06:53:45 PM
Granted! someone ate the cake and you went with it


I wish for a good snack
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 07, 2019, 06:58:00 PM
granted, it was actaully super tasty but it was such a small amount.

I wish to time travel back in time
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 07, 2019, 06:59:37 PM
Granted! but you created a time travel paradox which ended the world


I wish for an apple and a spoon
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 08, 2019, 12:54:42 AM
Granted the apple was living and was trying to hit you with the spoon.


I wish to race a cheetah
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 08, 2019, 12:56:28 AM
Granted! but you lost every time and got bored

I wish for a good game to play
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 08, 2019, 12:59:50 AM
Granted but it was a temporary game and went away in a week.

I wish to go on an epic dangerous adventure to save a kingdom!  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 08, 2019, 01:00:58 AM
Granted! The kingdom fell before you could save it.

I wish for a boat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 08, 2019, 12:06:45 PM
OK! One paper boat for you.

Gimme Mars.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 08, 2019, 12:40:04 PM
Granted! the doom labs are still full of the aliens

I wish for a water bottle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 08, 2019, 04:09:03 PM
Granted, here's the world's smallest water bottle. It can contain a few milliliters, don't worry.

I wish for immortality!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 08, 2019, 04:13:40 PM
Granted! you die from all the power you hold

I wish for a robot
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 07:59:48 AM
Granted, it too over the planet.

I wish to create a pudding monster  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 01:17:14 PM
Granted! it wasn't like anything you expected

I wish for some glue
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 03:29:21 PM
Gratned, it flooded in and they got stuck.


I wish to do some extreme ice fish ing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 03:32:52 PM
Granted! the shack fell under the ice

I wish for some food
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 03:43:45 PM
Got spoiled fooded

I wish to dive into a big bowl of tasty cake mix  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 03:44:55 PM
Granted! but it was just raw mix


I wish for a magic card
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 03:46:49 PM
Granted needed mana which they didn't have.


I wish to hatch yoshis
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 03:48:06 PM
Granted! they ate your house after they hatched


I wish for a new journal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 04:00:27 PM
Granted, it was a stone journal.


I wish to relax with a fluffy hibernating bear.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 04:03:35 PM
Granted! the bear wasn't happy with the intruder

I wish for a better electrical system
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 04:10:05 PM
Granted as waay more effecient but at the cost of a little safety.


I wish to battle piranha plant in smash with the help a gardening tools  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 05:26:27 PM
Granted! but the garden tools are dull and useless

I wish I could actually be in any game I choose
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 05:30:11 PM
Granted but couldn't leave after first pick


I wish to try battle them with my paws then after training to do so XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 05:32:06 PM
Granted! but you had a bad teacher and lost

I wish I could stop my brother from playing the game all day
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 05:34:24 PM
Granted, the game broke so no one can play it.

I wish for a spider web bridge to cross a canyon
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 05:35:58 PM
perfect

Granted! you got stuck in the web and the spider found you.

I wish I could play the harmonica
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 05:45:56 PM
Granted, couldn't play very well.

I wish to duel next poster  XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 05:47:53 PM
Granted! we both got exausted and passed out leaving it at a tie

I wish I could listen to music on the go
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 07:08:49 PM
Granted had the worlds biggest but portable headphones to do so.


I wish to create gigantic evil frogs in a lab to try to take over world, muhahaha  >:3    XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 07:10:25 PM
Granted! they take you down first and then the world leaving only frogs to rule

I wish for a lock to fit on my door
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 07:12:25 PM
It was a magical lock that couldn't be taken off or broken.

I wish to evolve into oreon  XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 07:16:38 PM
Granted! But it only lasted 30 minutes

I wish I could watch my show
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 08:10:25 PM
Granted, was the only show they could watch now

I wish to get medical treatment from next poster  XD lol
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 08:13:59 PM
 XD XD As long as you can pay I don't mind

Granted! just don't forget to pay I don't need to lose another customer

I wish I could be in three places at once
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 08:15:47 PM
Granted just broke into three parts


I wish to get treated free!  >:3    XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 08:18:11 PM
granted! I think I can make an exception for a friend

I wish I could get my medical equipment
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 08:22:39 PM
Granted, got the worst equpment ever was all rusty.

I wish to steal some goggles to keep  0:)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 08:26:27 PM
Granted! I've always got extras though the lens is cracked

I wish I had better equipment
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 08:33:58 PM
Granted it was so much better but so advanced they didn't know how to use it


I wish to annoy the surgeon nonstop for fun   XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 08:39:03 PM
Granted! I lost 4 patients because I was distracted

I wish I could bring them back
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 08:40:05 PM
Granted got zombies

I wish to create a robot from the tools
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 08:43:58 PM
Granted! the robot didn't work to well and cut you a lot from all the sharp objects

I wish for a better light
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 09, 2019, 08:45:09 PM
Gratned was so powerful it burned stuff.

I wish to get cuts treated x-x
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 09, 2019, 08:46:42 PM
Granted! but the stitches needed hurt a lot

I wish for a better operating table
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 08:04:35 AM
Granted it was expensive though.


I wish to feed a dragon so it might give me its treasure as a reward.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 12:32:15 PM
Granted! it had no treasure to give


I wish I could watch my movie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 05:28:15 PM
granted had to watch in low quality

I wish to swim around in a cup of orange juice
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 05:34:13 PM
Granted! the orange juice was Expired

I wish I didn't have to come to school today
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 05:37:16 PM
granted got expelled


I wish to turn a chicken giant!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 05:41:31 PM
Granted! it laid an egg on your house and crushed it

I wish for a new laptop
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 05:44:09 PM
granted was a super old laptop

I wish for the giant egg to hatch
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 05:46:29 PM
Granted! the giant baby bird hatched and destroyed the farm

I wish for a toaster
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 05:48:54 PM
Granted, it was a secret robot built to destory you by shooting cooked bread  XP


I wish to have some seeds in my paw to offer the giant baby bird to try to calm it.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 05:50:16 PM
Granted! the seeds were too small for the bird to eat or even see

I wish for a bottle of ketchup
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 05:54:13 PM
Granted was a really really small bottle


I wish for the full attention of the giant baby chick  so I can hold up a large bag seed for it instead
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 05:55:52 PM
Granted! It stopped destroying the farm and came straight for you

I wish for an anvil
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 06:01:21 PM
Granted it appeared right above them and fell on top of them.


I wish for a second bag and to wait for it to come over so it can get the seed bag I'm holding up  ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 06:03:11 PM
Granted! I ate the seeds and calmed down but angered the mother

I wish for a shield to protect me from the anvil
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 06:05:47 PM
Granted it worked but the shield it super heavy and traps you under


I wish to hold up the second bag for the giant mother chicken
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 06:08:08 PM
Granted! mother chicken didn't care

I wish I could free myself
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 06:10:59 PM
Granted start the shield started to float away along with yourself but your free at least

I wish the shrink down and jump into to the seed bag to hide away from the angry mother chicken :o
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 06:13:09 PM
Granted! now the chicken has calmed and goes for the seed bag


I wish I wasn't flying
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 06:16:23 PM
granted, started to fall back to the ground from high up

I wish to quickly grow back to normal size
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 06:18:26 PM
Granted! but you got stuck in the seed bag

I wish I would land safely
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 06:20:41 PM
landed safet inside a hole that was hard to get out of

I wish for one of the chickens to get me out of the bag
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 06:31:05 PM
Granted! they tore the bag and started chasing you


I wish for a stepstool
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 06:32:20 PM
granted was just a hair too short.

I wish to stand ground and try to battle them off.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 06:33:46 PM
Granted! your defenseless

I wish for a shovel
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 06:36:54 PM
Granted, it was a small gardening shovel.


I wish to be able to jump up high enough to reach the big chicken's head
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 06:38:34 PM
Granted! the chicken hit you with it's head when you jumped

I wish I could dig myself out
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 06:40:24 PM
Granted it took them about a week though.


I wish to try to hold up seeds again to offer n order to distract them
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 06:52:07 PM
Granted! they still don't want the seed they want you

I wish I had water
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 06:56:07 PM
Granted got a large flood

I wish to try to give up and see if they let me go. :S
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 07:08:15 PM
Granted! they still destroy the farm but you are free

I wish for a boat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 07:09:53 PM
Granted had a bunch of holes in it.

I wish to teleport far away from the farm.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 07:13:55 PM
Granted! landed in the ocean

I wish for something to repair holes with
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 07:15:30 PM
Got basic clear tape.

I wish go small and get flown through a swamp on a fly so I don't have to walk.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 08:23:59 PM
Granted! got lost in the swamp

I wish I had something better than tape
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 08:27:16 PM
Granted, got wet concrete

I wish to find a frog to ask for directions
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 08:33:36 PM
Granted! the frog didn't know the way

I wish I could make the boat float
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 08:35:35 PM
Granted floated away without you.

I wish to turn into a fly so I can just fly myself around without help.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 08:38:02 PM
Granted! it was very painful and you couldn't fly

I wish I could find some land to get out of the flood
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 08:39:33 PM
Granted was a really small island.

I wish the frog could hear me so I can ask it for some help.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 08:41:16 PM
Granted! the frog could do nothing

I wish I had some wood
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 08:43:28 PM
Granted got rotting wood.

I to try to annoy the frog into helping me getting around by making buzzing fly sounds at it.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 08:45:12 PM
Granted! It annoyed the frog so he ate you to get you to hush


I wish I had a live tree
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 08:47:09 PM
Granted it was a talking tree that could walk around.


I wish to make it rain ice cream
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 08:49:13 PM
Granted! It wasn't very good though

I wish I could build a raft
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 08:51:13 PM
Granted, built one but not a long lasting one.

I wish to swim around with and ride an orca
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 08:53:19 PM
Granted! forgot your Swim suit

I wish I could make it back home
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 11, 2019, 08:55:25 PM
granted, house came to them


I wish to hangout with fire types
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 11, 2019, 08:57:25 PM
Granted! you accidentally set on fire

I wish I could relax in my bed
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 12, 2019, 10:40:19 AM
OK! This is the last time, though. Ever.

Gimme a cannon.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 12, 2019, 01:57:37 PM
Granted! it back fires on the first shot

I wish for a compass
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 13, 2019, 04:42:58 PM
Granted, it was busted up and barely worked

I wish for a quicksand pit and a vine rope so I try to swing over like in movies
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 13, 2019, 08:19:26 PM
Granted! the vine snapped

I wish I could freely use my computer
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 13, 2019, 08:21:59 PM
Granted, could freely use it for 10 minutes every hour.

I wish for a stick to grab to try to pull myself out
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 13, 2019, 08:54:53 PM
Granted! The stick broke

I wish I had more time on the computer
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 13, 2019, 08:56:07 PM
Granted got a whole extra 5 minutes.


I wish for there to be a cave at the bottom so I can hopefully use it to get out.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 13, 2019, 08:59:24 PM
Granted! the exit was out of reach

I wish my chromebook was unblocked
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 13, 2019, 09:01:33 PM
Granted it anyone could access it


I wish to be able to hold breath for a whole two hours while under there to look for way out.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 14, 2019, 02:15:57 AM
Granted! you couldn't see anything while under

I wish I could go to the beach
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 14, 2019, 02:20:15 AM
granted, it was a pretty dirty beach though.

I wish for world's biggest yoshi
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 14, 2019, 02:25:28 AM
granted! nothing could feed yoshi because of his size


I wish I could swim at the beach
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 14, 2019, 02:37:58 AM
Granted, the water was pretty polluted and made you sick


I wish to have fruits that the yoshi would like to hold up and offer to them.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 14, 2019, 02:41:37 AM
Granted! The yoshi took them but was still hungry

I wish for some medicine to cure me
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 14, 2019, 02:49:08 AM
Granted, it had some really annoying side effects

I wish to jump into a big bag of those fruits so I can jeep giving
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 14, 2019, 03:00:09 AM
Granted! You drove a jeep into the fruits ruining them all.

I wish I could nap away the side effects
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 14, 2019, 03:05:04 AM
Granted, slept for one year

I wish to swim to the ocean floor
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 14, 2019, 03:09:15 AM
Granted! got crushed from all the water pressure

I wish for a water purifier
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 14, 2019, 03:15:29 AM
Granted, it works on about two bottles of water

I wish to battle against bowser
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 14, 2019, 03:18:39 AM
Granted! Mario walks in and take both of you down.

I wish I could clean the beach.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 14, 2019, 03:20:08 AM
Granted cleaned away all the sand to

I wish to grow the world’s largest venus fly trap to keep flies away
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 14, 2019, 03:26:55 AM
Granted! Don't ya remember last time you tried. THEY ATE YOUR HOUSE.

I wish there was still sand
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 14, 2019, 03:48:43 AM
Granted it was quick sand

I wish to try to go after my house to try to get it back from it!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 14, 2019, 03:52:13 AM
Granted! you find it completely destroyed

I wish I could leave the beach
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 14, 2019, 03:54:43 AM
granted was taken into the ocean

I wish jump into a pool of treasure
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 14, 2019, 04:07:55 AM
Granted! the treasure was all chocolate that had melted

I wish I could find land
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 15, 2019, 08:37:50 AM
Granted, found the most dangerous land


I wish to find a massive ice cream cone to jump in for a fun hiding spot.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on November 15, 2019, 12:39:12 PM
Granted! it was freezing cold

I wish I had something to defend myself with
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 15, 2019, 05:46:56 PM
Granted, got a foam sword to do so with.


I wish to go to the island of giant pokemon
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 18, 2019, 06:39:09 PM
Granted! But they're so big you wouldn't even know when you're looking at one... Don't let one step on you.

I wish for a banana milkshake.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 19, 2019, 03:35:16 PM
OK! It's with a hint of glass and metal shards.

Gimme a trinket.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 20, 2019, 09:46:24 PM
Granted it had dark powers that just brought bad luck.


I wish to make kirby real
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on November 20, 2019, 10:52:53 PM
granted! but its invading the native species




would love a trip to Antarctica
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 21, 2019, 09:56:25 AM
granted, to taken without any stuff,

I wish to find a giant bird to take feathers from.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 21, 2019, 05:12:18 PM
OK! Here's one of mine. I'm a giant, you know. ...when compared to a hummingbird, that is...[/i]

Gimme illness.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on November 21, 2019, 06:34:53 PM
granted, but it goes away in 10 seconds




I wish for fresh baked cookies
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 22, 2019, 10:07:17 AM
OK! They're so fresh, they're not even done yet.

Gimme asymmetry.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on November 22, 2019, 10:01:03 PM
Granted, you've turned into a Picasso painting.

I wish I no longer had bad days.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on November 23, 2019, 03:32:10 AM
granted! but now you have matted fur days




I wish for more snow
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 24, 2019, 09:28:28 AM
granted, got a couple thousand meters of snow.


I wish for a trip to Isle Delfino
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 24, 2019, 09:00:40 PM
Ok, but it's insanely messy and you have to clean it up first. And no, FLUDD isn't around this time.

Gimme credits.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on November 25, 2019, 05:17:39 AM
granted, you will not get mentioned or rewarded




I wish to be able to speak Finnish fluently
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 25, 2019, 11:38:57 PM
Granted, took many years.

I wish to battle a Glaceon  XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on November 26, 2019, 03:57:58 AM
granted! but you have battle 80 of them at once




I wish to bake the perfect cake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on November 26, 2019, 10:05:03 AM
Granted but didn't get to try it, everyone else ate it.


I wish to ride around on a triceratops
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on November 26, 2019, 08:09:32 PM
Granted! but its only a plastic model with moving parts inside  XP


I wish to make a paper airplane
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 28, 2019, 03:35:32 PM
OK! It landed in the shredder at its maiden flight.

Gimme the max.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on November 28, 2019, 11:43:50 PM
Granted, it only 'max'es at midnight for ten minutes


I wish to visit an abandon haunted house
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 01, 2019, 12:29:12 PM
OK! You were never heard from again.

Gimme curiosity.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 01, 2019, 11:39:06 PM
Granted! but all your pets have passed away   :'( :'( :'(
- not just the kitties




I wish to make my own cheese
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Azure Frostfire on December 02, 2019, 07:30:08 AM
Granted, but it takes you 6 hours to make a small block of cheese

I wish for the ability to be 10 times stronger
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 02, 2019, 07:34:45 AM
Granted, but everything around you becomes 50 times stronger   X3


I wish to be more physically active
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 02, 2019, 09:30:10 AM
granted, could never stop being active

I wish to swim around with a enormous goldfish so I can try to do tricks with it
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 02, 2019, 07:04:51 PM
granted! but also a hungry hammerhead shark lives in the same waters  >:3




I wish for the biggest meatball sandwich ever
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 03, 2019, 11:08:54 AM
Granted but it went bad before you could finish

I wish to go to an underwater city and meet the fish living there
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 03, 2019, 07:49:12 PM
granted, but super hungry kitties also in the same city as you, fish for lunch   >:3


I wish to travel to the International Space Station
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on December 06, 2019, 01:47:16 AM
Granted, but it e x p l o d e d


I WISH TO FIGHT META KNIGHT AND NOT LOSE!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 06, 2019, 03:41:52 AM
granted, the next opponent will be much stronger and unbeatable either




I wish to be an expert chef
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 07, 2019, 07:29:18 PM
OK! Now you are a world famous chef, you'll have to make 350 flawless dishes a day for the very picky elite.

Gimme my own magic.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 08, 2019, 01:04:00 AM
Granted! its all black magic   >:3




I wish to break a video game record
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 08, 2019, 10:17:35 AM
granted, it was for a new game and was quickly over taken.

I wish to shrink down and then ride and explore through the pipes.   XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 08, 2019, 08:12:28 PM
Granted! was never heard from again, got lost in the maze of pipes



I wish to send all the garbage to the sun   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 09, 2019, 04:24:10 PM
OK! But first, let me classify everything as "trash"...

Gimme a quitter.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 09, 2019, 10:41:46 PM
granted! every quitter quits quickly




I wish to fly like a bird
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 10, 2019, 03:12:51 PM
OK! You actually became a bird. A non-anthro bird.

Gimme a dwarf.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 11, 2019, 01:01:07 AM
granted! will take about 100 lightyears for it to reach you




I wish to travel up a waterfall
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 11, 2019, 09:37:02 AM
Granted but it went right back down at the top


I wish for to create lots of fog indoors.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 11, 2019, 09:56:20 AM
granted! but now its so foggy you can't see whats in front of you
careful with the hot stove




I wish to make a log cabin
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 11, 2019, 02:51:24 PM
OK! It went up in flames minutes after completion.

Lemme at it.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 12, 2019, 12:30:15 AM
granted! but your on the bottom losing end




I wish to have nice thick bushy fur like ?'s
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 12, 2019, 10:56:06 AM
granted, it was blue and made swimming harder for them.

I wish for a tent with a built in stove to use
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 12, 2019, 04:06:59 PM
OK! The stove has a 100% chance of setting the tent on fire.

Gimme goodies.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 13, 2019, 01:32:54 AM
granted! but none of it is edible or useful to you




I wish for two boxes full of cookies
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 14, 2019, 11:58:13 AM
Granted but they were old and went bad.

I wish to be able to try to go down a chimney like santa storys
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 14, 2019, 09:30:15 PM
Granted! but the bag full of presents doesn't fit, so you has to go up and down for every present




I wish to learn how to make a perfect cheesecake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 15, 2019, 11:40:21 AM
granted, everyone tried to steal that knowledge to make money   X3


I wish to meet a reindeer
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 15, 2019, 08:53:24 PM
OK, but you pay for the zoo tickets.

Lemme skydive.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 15, 2019, 08:56:12 PM
granted, but accidnetally grabbed a normal backpack instead of parachute.


I wish to be shown how to hunt by lions
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 15, 2019, 08:58:48 PM
OK! You're the demonstration target.

Lemme dream.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 15, 2019, 09:57:54 PM
granted! but its all nightmares




I wish to learn how to ride a bicycle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 17, 2019, 10:05:30 AM
OK! You forgot how to walk.

Lemme dance.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 17, 2019, 11:56:39 PM
Granted! you learn a dance no one gives high ratings too




I wish to visit everyone on TFF
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 18, 2019, 01:39:26 PM
OK! Here's the DIY kit: https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?action=mlist (https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?action=mlist)

Lemme have fun.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 18, 2019, 06:42:08 PM
Granted, others have more fun doing activities you find boring

I wish to learn to how to be a city mayor
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 21, 2019, 06:24:30 PM
OK! You must now deal with the most problematic city on the planet.

Gimme dragons.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 22, 2019, 12:50:31 AM
Granted, but they all flew away

I wish to be friends with Smokey the bear
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 22, 2019, 09:07:28 AM
granted, they kept putting out your camp fire as you were using it.


I wish to get picked in a giant pelicans beak like in nemo to try to get a free trip to a higher floor of a buiding.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 22, 2019, 01:53:56 PM
Granted, you got in a pelican's beak and tried to get a free trip to a higher floor. And tried. And tried. But the pelican didn't want to have any of it and just kept standing where it was with you in it's mouth.

I siwh for a magical elevator that can take me anywhere where I want to go.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 22, 2019, 02:00:32 PM
Granted, it takes you to the opposite place first
(such as if you wish the beach takes you to a skyscraper)


I wish for my own talking dummy   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 23, 2019, 09:25:34 AM
granted, it wasn't very nice.


I wish to be able to annoy that pelican so it moves me from its beak.   >.>
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 23, 2019, 05:50:36 PM
OK! It re-moved you from its beak intead.

Gimme doughnuts.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 23, 2019, 07:43:05 PM
granted, they were all raw though.


I wish to create a volcano
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 23, 2019, 07:54:59 PM
granted! but it mega erupted too early like Yellowstone caldera




I wish to make the perfect meatloaf   :P
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on December 24, 2019, 10:44:08 AM
Granted, was too perfect to eat

I wish to go down all the chimneys in one night  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 24, 2019, 11:25:35 AM
Granted, too exhausted to go back up after the 13th thousand chimney
You gas to break out through the front door


I wish to learn how to make tastiest ice cream
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on December 29, 2019, 09:34:25 PM
Granted. You learn the deep dark secret of the most tasty ice cream ever made. An ice cream so tasty, that nobody can resist it. Unfortunately, you can't actually make it without having problems with the authorities, because some of the ingredients are illegal to buy, make, grow or sell.

I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 30, 2019, 02:27:25 PM
OK! But 2021 will be the worst year ever.

Gimme a rock.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on December 30, 2019, 04:58:12 PM
Granted! wait for it, its falling from the sky

I wish to travel to Jupiter
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 04, 2020, 09:16:25 AM
Granted, too much gravity.

I wish to travel throgh a desert in which it is always raining in
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 04, 2020, 09:48:24 AM
Granted! but its in Antarctica... does 'rain' falls as snow, just frozen rain




I wish to be a king like Simba
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 04, 2020, 06:19:26 PM
OK! You're now king of your own room.

Lemme shop.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 04, 2020, 07:31:13 PM
Granted! but all your favorites are out of stock


I wish to visit a farm
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 04, 2020, 08:55:48 PM
Granted, it's a meat farm. Do you want to be harvested next?

I wish for a pillow fight!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 05, 2020, 02:45:05 AM
Granted! But the pillow cases are full of bricks. KO!

I wish for a chocolate cake.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 05, 2020, 09:10:43 AM
granted it was a micro chocolate cake

I wish to create a colourful gas to use as decor
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 05, 2020, 04:31:14 PM
Granted! The gas was poisonous and started slowly killing you. Still was a nice decoration though.

I wish for a newer phone
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 05, 2020, 05:11:02 PM
Granted! But its a brand you don't like




I wish to travel by train
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 05, 2020, 10:47:54 PM
Granted! But it derails

I wish for $100000 dollars
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 05, 2020, 11:04:45 PM
Granted! its only playing monopoly dollars




I wish for dark chocolate ice cream
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 05, 2020, 11:11:22 PM
Granted! But its just too much chocolate

I wish I was a better artist
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 05, 2020, 11:18:06 PM
Granted! artist for music, not for drawing




I wish for a large bag of roasted peanuts
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 06, 2020, 03:48:12 AM
Granted! But they expire in one hour Eat up!

I wish for some inspiration to write my book
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 06, 2020, 06:05:52 AM
Got so much inspiration that they could never stop writing and had so many more books.


I wish to create a smaller godzilla in a lab
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 06, 2020, 11:35:35 AM
Granted! It breaks free terrorizing the town/city you live in

I wish for a chocolate ice cream with sprinkles
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 06, 2020, 06:37:10 PM
Granted. The ice cream is permanently frozen solid, so you can't actually eat it and licking it will cause your tongue to get stuck. The sprikles are also stuck on the frozen solid ice cream.

I wish people actually knew what they were doing.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 06, 2020, 06:53:49 PM
Granted! now they are more smarter than you are




I wish to travel to the highest mountain in the world
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 06, 2020, 10:08:54 PM
Granted! But you ran out of food along the way

I wish for some actual time to do stuff I want to do
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 06, 2020, 10:35:55 PM
Granted! but the amount of work triples as well




I wish to watch a game at the stadium
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 07, 2020, 12:22:05 AM
Granted! You end up way in the back and right behind the biggest person there

I wish for a brand new frying pan
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 07, 2020, 01:21:06 AM
Granted! but a thunderstorm makes it hard to cook
roof over kitchen stove broke   X3
hard to cook in the rain




I wish to... not be full so I can enjoy dessert
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 07, 2020, 03:20:34 AM
Granted! But you only can eat your least favorite dessert

I wish for the ability to be in two places at once
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 07, 2020, 02:32:14 PM
Granted, you're split in two halves across your waist. Your whole body also still functions as well as it can for being cut in two. That means your lower half can still walk, but it can only go by what the head on your upper half sees. Oh, and you'll still feel it if your lower half runs into anything. You can move your upper half with your arms, if you want.

I wish I was part of an anime!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 07, 2020, 03:32:38 PM
Granted! but its an anime no one watches




I wish I had infinite amounts of water bottles
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 07, 2020, 09:30:05 PM
Granted! The world was flooded with plastic water bottles and no one could move

I wish I had 20$ on a debit card
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 07, 2020, 09:32:33 PM
Granted! your stuck in the middle of the mountain, no where to use the debit card




I wish to defeat a fox smaller than me
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 07, 2020, 09:38:12 PM
Granted! Congrats you beat up a little kid and angered the parents have fun in jail

I wish for internet access in order to use my card
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 07, 2020, 09:45:22 PM
granted, the internet stole card


I wish to create a living jello moster  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 07, 2020, 09:47:39 PM
Granted! but it ate all the sugar and gobbled up every liquid




I wish to spray water at everyone I see
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 07, 2020, 10:50:14 PM
Granted! You have angered the mob run!

I wish for two phones
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 07, 2020, 10:56:52 PM
granted! but none of the phones work, you have two fancy paper weights


I wish for the biggest muffin in the world
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 08, 2020, 02:53:31 AM
Granted! It was a month old and started to mold

I wish for a new movie to watch
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 09, 2020, 02:03:29 AM
Granted! but it wasn't a movie you liked by genre, over 4 hours long




I wish to meet a famous celebrity
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 09, 2020, 04:38:10 AM
Granted! They weren't very nice and what you were expecting at all

I wish I could be on two chats at once
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 09, 2020, 05:07:49 AM
(kind of the opposite of my wish to meet celebrity, Gordon Ramsey, only tough for the cameras, very nice person outside of the camera)




Granted!! you are silenced in one of the chats




I wish to befriend all the cats in the world
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 09, 2020, 05:29:47 AM
GRANTED! but they are evil an try to sacrifice you

I wish I could listen to music
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 09, 2020, 12:20:53 PM
OK! All your screens break so now your devices only play audio.

Lemme draw awesomely.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 09, 2020, 12:56:25 PM
Granted! But you could never stop drawing

I wish for a new camera
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 09, 2020, 03:38:32 PM
Granted! max is only 1 mega pixel, as its an older model camera




I wish to learn the secrets of great tasting Coca-Cola   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 10, 2020, 03:58:13 AM
Granted! You are then taken to jail for possession

I wish for a better camera
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 10, 2020, 10:28:26 AM
Granted, it costed you millions.

I wish to nap between two giant pancakes using them as a bed and blanket  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 10, 2020, 11:09:24 AM
OK! A giant ate the pancakes with you between them.

Gimme love.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 10, 2020, 12:44:20 PM
Granted! It ended up being some pretty tough love

I wish I had a new pair of headphones
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 10, 2020, 08:47:02 PM
Granted! but the headphone jack doesn't fit your device


I wish to learn the secret techniques for fishing
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 11, 2020, 07:18:18 AM
Granted! You could never fish again

I wish for sleep
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 11, 2020, 05:47:53 PM
that be sad.... good thing frozen fish exists in markets


Granted! its harder to wake up, so you misses everything important the next day




I wish a fancy car

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 13, 2020, 11:43:52 AM
Granted costed all your money

I wish to sleep on the beach sand right next to the water
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 13, 2020, 07:51:19 PM
Granted! but the crabs thought it was cozy place to nap too
hope you can stand those pinching claws   XP




I wish for all the duct tape in the world
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 13, 2020, 09:03:17 PM
OK! You're now in the middle of world's largest duct tape ball.

Lemme drink.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 13, 2020, 09:30:50 PM
Granted! but its all sour lemonade




I wish to live in a gingerbread house
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 14, 2020, 01:32:00 PM
OK! It was eaten.

Gimme free stuff.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 14, 2020, 02:30:05 PM
Here you go, free air! Take as much as you want!

I wish for a magic pencil!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 14, 2020, 09:30:35 PM
Granted! only the word "magical" is printed on the side
its a regular pencil, nothing special about it




I wish for a pet rock   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 15, 2020, 09:15:09 AM
Granted, it ran away

I wish to explore the inside of an hour glass
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 15, 2020, 08:26:05 PM
OK! You were buried in sand.

Lemme deal.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 16, 2020, 09:35:22 AM
Granted deal went wrong

I wish to hibernate with a fluffy bear ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 16, 2020, 05:47:08 PM
Granted! but they threw you outside mid winter   X3


I wish to ride in a submarine
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 18, 2020, 01:41:37 PM
OK! You have to cling to its outside all the time.

Gimme €10,000.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 19, 2020, 04:20:57 AM
Granted! but its all play money   X3




I wish to attend another football match at the stadium
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 19, 2020, 10:34:26 AM
OK! You have to sit all the way in the back, and you enter when the match has already ended.

Gimme power.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on January 19, 2020, 10:40:23 AM
You get a small battery.


I wish for a bowl.
That's all.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 19, 2020, 07:44:57 PM
Granted! but it was made of clay, unbaked so it got destroyed when pouring water on it




I wish for a plush version of myself   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 20, 2020, 10:20:49 AM
OK! You became the plush version.

Gimme sand.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 20, 2020, 08:13:05 PM
Granted!  but it blew away in the wind




I wish to learn how to make perfect fried rice
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 21, 2020, 10:57:45 AM
OK! It comes with prograde amnesia (you can't make new memories).

Gimme rain.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 21, 2020, 12:23:32 PM
One extemely local severe acid rain that follows you everywhere as long as you live, coming right up.

I wish for more chocolate for our Christmas reserves!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 21, 2020, 06:03:03 PM
Granted! but it has lots of peanuts or almonds
hope your guests aren't allergic to peanuts




I wish for fluffier fur
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 22, 2020, 07:25:05 AM
OK! your fur bushed up so much you can barely see through it and it gets stuck on everything.

Lemme play.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 22, 2020, 09:47:33 AM
Granted!
but it's games you find boring




I wish to travel to Saturn
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 22, 2020, 10:29:08 AM
Granted, no space suit though.

I wish to create my own smoke bombs to use to hide
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 23, 2020, 11:10:20 AM
OK! Your experiment failed terribly and you ended up having to be entered into hospital.

Lemme travel.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 23, 2020, 12:39:07 PM
Granted traveled right into a star

I wish to get put into a turn based dungeon rpg game to take on the boss.  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on January 23, 2020, 03:36:05 PM
Granted, but the boss was stronger than you...........much stronger....


I wish i could stop procrastinating XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 23, 2020, 04:25:20 PM
Granted! but it was only semi-pro, not pro-crastinating


I wish to be a Discord expert
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 23, 2020, 06:52:24 PM
Granted, just read this. (https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Discord)

I wish for a large birthday cake. And I want it to be edible and not poisonous in any way.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Drakion on January 23, 2020, 06:57:05 PM
Yes, but it was too large to finish in a 24 hour period.



i wish i was a gaming master!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 23, 2020, 11:24:38 PM
Granted! but the games you play, there are no other challengers, so will never know how good you are




I wish to be able to walk for 10 miles without getting exhausted
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 25, 2020, 10:05:40 AM
Granted fells asleep after walking one feet over 10 miles.

I wish to have a literal death gaze   XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 25, 2020, 03:13:17 PM
OK! It only works on your mirror image.

Lemme sit here.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 25, 2020, 08:26:43 PM
Granted! but you is outside, starts hailing  enjoy the storm




I wish to be a performer in a concert
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 26, 2020, 11:00:22 AM
Granted, but it was after show ended

I wish to make a huge robot lizard!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 26, 2020, 03:53:49 PM
Granted! Flew off into another planet, you enjoy it less than an hour




I wish to visit a mansion in England
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 28, 2020, 02:43:59 PM
Granted! The mansion was full of thieves who decide to rob you

I wish I had the ability to focus on more than 5 things
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 28, 2020, 07:37:24 PM
Granted! but the ability was for thousand at once, no rest
sleep takes over fast




I wish I could eat the hottest pepper (Carolina Reaper pepper) without having stomach aches
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 28, 2020, 08:58:00 PM
Granted! It melts your tongue instead

I wish I could stay awake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 28, 2020, 09:14:10 PM
Granted! but its eternal darkness outside, and soft music plays non stop
good luck staying up




I wish I could travel a the speed of light
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 28, 2020, 10:04:16 PM
Granted! You went to fast and completely disappeared never to be seen again

I wish I had a flashlight
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 29, 2020, 06:27:42 PM
Granted! ran out of battery when needed most


I wish I could ride on an asteroid
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 29, 2020, 08:55:18 PM
Granted! Hey you forgot your space suit....oh well

I wish I had a charger
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 30, 2020, 06:53:53 AM
Granted! but it short circuited all your devices  x_x




I wish for the biggest bowl of ramen
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 30, 2020, 03:48:40 PM
OK! The bowl of ramen is so big, the earth floats around in it like a meatball.

Lemme start this challenge.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 30, 2020, 07:35:11 PM
Granted! but your opponents are cheating, so they will always win




I wish to learn how to make video games
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 31, 2020, 09:29:02 AM
Granted, made pong


I wish to explore an unexplored ancient temple
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 31, 2020, 10:55:16 AM
Granted! but got lost in the basement
never heard from again




I wish to make a survival bunker underground
enough to survive for years (in case of nuclear strike or asteroid impact)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on January 31, 2020, 02:28:38 PM
Granted! You forgot the door

I wish I could focus on 7 roleplays at one time
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 31, 2020, 04:22:58 PM
Granted!!  everyone not in RPs left forever


I wish I could grow brocolli
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Dazed on January 31, 2020, 04:38:48 PM
Granted.
Now there is only broccoli. Too much. Its all you have now




I wish for very many friends yes
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 31, 2020, 06:34:07 PM
Granted! but now you have no privacy
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 31, 2020, 08:11:41 PM
OK! Have this nonexistant ticket for 1 free wish!

Lemme have everything for free.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on January 31, 2020, 09:38:01 PM
(sorry, forgot to leave a wish earlier, my mistake/apologies)


Granted! but now your home is full of stuff
like a hoarder, no space to even move




I wish to have the sharpest claws of any species
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 31, 2020, 10:19:49 PM
Granted but they were always out


I wish to go whale watching in the ocean
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on January 31, 2020, 11:12:48 PM
Granted. Oh, and you're sent to the middle of the ocean with no way of transport back, so I advice you to start swimming.

I wish I didn't have to worry about income anymore.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on January 31, 2020, 11:19:55 PM
granted, lost the ability to worry all together

I wish be able to catch up to a whale to try getting a ride back on it
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 01, 2020, 12:35:41 AM
Granted, but it went deepest part of the ocean, back to swimming for ?




I wish to out smart a clever fox
 T_T  would that even work if I'm fox too?  X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 01, 2020, 01:50:29 PM
OK! You now have so much intelligence it gives you a continuous headache.

Gimme a lamp.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on February 01, 2020, 05:25:53 PM
Granted! It blinds you when it's turned on

I wish for a new job
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 01, 2020, 10:36:41 PM
Granted! might be good pay but its a super smelly job, no friends or family




I wish to visit Africa
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 02, 2020, 08:28:20 AM
Granted was put in the middle of the sahara desert

I wish to find an ancient artifact to take in a temple
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 02, 2020, 01:28:18 PM
Granted! artifact was haunted, spirit follows you everywhere




I wish to search for buried treasure
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 03, 2020, 03:00:46 PM
OK! You can search all you want, but you won't find anything.

Lemme run.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 03, 2020, 07:37:29 PM
Granted! can't walk anymore


I wish for big bucket to play with
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 04, 2020, 09:24:07 AM
Granted, got stuck under it.

I wish to time travel to prehistoric times
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 04, 2020, 01:04:42 PM
OK! There's no way back. And oh yeah, healthcare and English haven't been invented yet, so good luck.

Gimme that gold.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 04, 2020, 07:38:13 PM
Granted! but its a big heavy chunk of melted gold, too heavy to move anywhere


I wish to arrive in the middle of a wolf pack
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 05, 2020, 09:03:27 AM
Granted, the pack wasn’t friendly

I wish to find an  temple with traps to go on an crazy adventure through
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 05, 2020, 09:23:45 AM
OK! Let's just say your adventure was cut short...

Lemme go.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 05, 2020, 11:15:28 AM
Granted! Released in the middle of winter




I wish to make an igloo
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2020, 10:55:50 AM
OK! Better be quick, it's also 40 degrees Celsius.

Gimme a fence.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 06, 2020, 11:47:34 AM
Granted! barbed wire hurt all visitors


I wish to fly an airplane
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on February 06, 2020, 04:44:43 PM
Granted! Never asked if you could fly well quick pull up or you'll crash.

I wish for free tickets to my favorite rock band concert
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 07, 2020, 01:36:46 AM
Granted! but you have to perform an embarrassing Disco song in front of a crowd
(reference to the movie Detroit Rock City)




I wish to own a ramen restaurant
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 07, 2020, 10:22:23 AM
OK! But all your dishes taste like garbage and your supplier is untrustworthy.

Lemme do my thing.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 07, 2020, 11:33:09 AM
Granted! but everything you does ends too quickly, not much time to enjoy it




I wish to sleep in a fancy expensive hotel, for free if possible
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 08, 2020, 09:27:02 AM
granted, free wasn't possibile though got charged a lot.

I wish to create a jello o monster!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 08, 2020, 09:51:53 AM
Granted! but the jell-o monster ate everyone


I wish to be a cat   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 09, 2020, 12:14:11 PM
OK! You lost your anthropogenic attributes.

Gimme a xylophone.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 09, 2020, 12:45:34 PM
Granted! but it doesn't work as promised


I wish to have a big biscuit sandwich
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on February 09, 2020, 04:26:11 PM
Granted! Careful it may be poisoned *give devilish semi smile*

I wish for a 2 liter of MTN DEW
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 09, 2020, 05:54:49 PM
Granted! but they were empty bottles




I wish to see lightning
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 10, 2020, 09:40:33 AM
Granted was struck.

I wish for the snake army to take over to planet with  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 10, 2020, 10:00:49 AM
Granted! Snake king turned on you during a coup d'etat




I wish to catch a giant squid
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on February 12, 2020, 05:50:41 PM
Granted! It caught you soon after and turned you into its next meal

I wish I had a 10 foot Chromebook charger
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 13, 2020, 05:46:43 AM
Granted! the long cord got tangled up somewhere  making you fall and destroy the chromebook
enjoy the charger without any devices




I wish for a rubber ducky   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on February 14, 2020, 05:28:53 AM
Granted! It was cursed and came to life better start running

I wish for a repair kit
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 07:20:04 AM
granted but the repair itself broke

I wish to battle many low level slimes like at the start of many rpg games  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 09:49:18 AM
Granted! but they cheated and turned on never die mode... good luck there, they can be battled but never defeated




I wish for a mask made out of duct tape
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 14, 2020, 01:10:06 PM
OK! It's stuck forever. Or face the pain...

Gimme a dodo.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 01:16:56 PM
Granted but it vanished after a couple of minutes

I wish to summon a cloud of colour changing gas around me for a party ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 14, 2020, 01:20:36 PM
OK! It rains sulfuric acid.

Gimme a servant.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 01:24:53 PM
Granted, they rebelled and killed ya x-x

I wish to find a new species while scuba diving deep in the ocean
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 14, 2020, 01:27:10 PM
OK! It appeared to be MOST agressive...

Lemme daydream.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 01:32:41 PM
Geanted, turned into a never ending day dream

I wish to be able to get closer to be able to try to catch said creature  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 14, 2020, 01:56:39 PM
OK! It got you first. And it does not look good.

Lemme fix that.

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 02:01:47 PM
granted, fix was quite temporary. lasted couple of seconds

I wish to be able to communicate with the creature while in the water to try to talk way out
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 02:18:01 PM
Granted! but your speech is garbled by water




I wish to be friends with a king cobra
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 02:20:49 PM
granted, it bit you though as a prank.


I wish to find a dragon in a cave to battle
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 02:30:09 PM
Granted! Dragon is tough to take down, breaths fire




I wish to learn the secret of the colonel's famous recipe for fried chicken
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 02:31:33 PM
granted, was chased down for it


I wish to take on the tough dragon with a sword
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 02:37:05 PM
Granted! but melted the sword with fire   >:3
good luck battling now




I wish to learn how to grow avocados
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 02:38:54 PM
Granted grew giant mutant avocados

I wish to be able to jump high to try to jump on the dragons nose after loosing sword
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 02:53:47 PM
Granted! but bounced off the dragon and went higher to the moon




I wish to visit Big Dipper constellation
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 02:55:14 PM
granted, was sent into space to see it with no suit

I wish to try to pull a prank on a lion by shavinig it's mane  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 03:05:06 PM
Granted! but lioness filmed you doing the deed, showed the male lion, now your targeted




I wish to find a way to travel faster than the speed of light so I can visit the North Star
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 03:06:34 PM
Grand couldn't handle the speeds x-x

I wish to steal all the  food from a bear's cave  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 03:10:37 PM
Granted! all it was a few berries


I wish  >:3  to find a way to  >:3  defeat ? in one round  :3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 03:13:26 PM
granted, fainted right after

I wish go swim around in a pond with large fish to play with
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 03:17:10 PM
Granted! now the hungry bear from the earlier cave is also fishing for food




I wish to learn how to ice skate
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 03:20:48 PM
Granted, slipped a bunch plus the ice was pretty thin  @.@

I wish to hid among the large fishes while bear fishes to try to avoid
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 03:23:42 PM
Granted! but you has to come out of hiding to breathe
hungry bear coming in fast rush




I wish to learn how to stay warm in a cold cave
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 03:26:19 PM
Granted, flareon threw fire at ya  XP

I wish to pop out in front of the hungry bear from the water, hoping might scare
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 03:31:09 PM
Granted! worked this time, bear still trying to catch the friendly fishies




too hot, I wish how to learn how to keep the fur from burning
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 03:33:19 PM
I wish to stand between the hungry bear and the fishes

Granted, now frozen by glaceon
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 03:37:46 PM
Granted! bear might think your an overfluffed snack best hide




 x_x  I wish how to learn how to defeat both of them  (Flareon & Glaceon)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 03:41:34 PM
granted, both taught you by defeating you first over and over  XP

I wish to stand in place and yell at the bear while still blocking fish n taunts about stealing food hoping it scares them off
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 03:45:39 PM
Granted! but now you has hungry cougar trying to catch the same fish from other side, behind you


I wish to learn how to climb mountains
to escape the two attackers
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 03:48:02 PM
Granted, only learned to climb up


I wish to also jump in front of the cougar trying to get fish and try the same thing with yelling at it >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 03:52:07 PM
Granted! it simply paw swipes you out of the way, fish look tastier




I wish to teach a super friendly and playful fox how to be battle (looking at Leafeon)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 03:53:36 PM
I wish to follow the cougar around and annoy it non stop to try to keep it from fish  >:3

Grant, became super strong and took down everyone  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 03:55:59 PM
Granted! it took you to it's cave, hopefully you won't be the next lunch




I wish to learn how to be a ninja, like the Penguins of Madagascar
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 03:58:52 PM
granted, they turned you into a real penguin

I wish to continue to annoy it while also eating all it's food in cave for messing with my pond  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 14, 2020, 04:02:43 PM
Granted, the cougar started to force-feed you anything it doesn't like until you're fat enough to eat.

I wish for a bottle of non-carbonated icetea.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 04:04:30 PM
Granted! but it didn't tast as good as the ice tea you like




I wish to go back to being a fox and not a penguin
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 04:05:18 PM
granted became both, half n half

I wish to build the world's biggest beaver dam
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 04:09:02 PM
Granted! but with no trees around, makes it harder to breathe, and no way to protect from flooding


I wish to learn how to dismantle the dam and revert it back to trees
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 06:41:31 PM
Granted, beavers gos mad


I wish to find a giant cat fish to try to catch with bare paws  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 06:51:37 PM
Granted! those Catfish are big, bigger than you, as you catch they take you down to the water




I wish to let the beavers know I'm on their side, protecting the planet and Oregon too   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 06:55:48 PM
Granted, the beavers too more trees while you were explaining

I wish to have bread to offer the giant catfish while swimming
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 07:08:30 PM
Granted! But got super soggy with the water




I wish to eat tastiest of all pastries
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 07:09:54 PM
granted, but could never stop eating

I wish to shrink down tiny and get a tiny boat to sail on the catfish lake, to go catfish watching  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 08:03:09 PM
Granted! but the tiny boat shipwrecked on a rocky island


I wish for oppsoite, a giant yacht to sail across the Pacific Ocean
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 08:07:20 PM
granted but got lost

I wish to try to jump on one of the giant catfish in the pond
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 08:12:58 PM
Granted! but was worst than a roller coaster, with high jumps and deep pond dives 




I wish for navigation satellite on the yacht
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 08:15:45 PM
granted, it wasn't in space to help though

I wish get off the giant catfish n hit the catfish's nose for going too fast  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 08:20:19 PM
Granted! catfish just keeps jumping up down, get ready for more water works




I wish to throw catfeesh at ?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 08:22:37 PM
Granted, got hit with a fin

I wish to hide inside a bowl of cereal while tiny to try to surprise someone when they come over
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 08:28:51 PM
Granted! hey that was a surprise! trying to nom my cereal




I wish to make ? shiny coloring
silver grey
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 08:30:44 PM
granted, paid for the paint

I wish to nap in a cake after  :3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 08:32:06 PM
Granted! birthday-fursona came to nom cake, threw ? on top of a leaf pile




I wish to share a giant cheesecake with ?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 14, 2020, 08:33:45 PM
Granted, I ate it all


I wish to become a oreo-o
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 14, 2020, 08:46:20 PM
 X3

Granted! but got dunked in milk




I wish for another cheesecake to share with ? and friends
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on February 16, 2020, 11:15:49 AM
Granted. One cheesecake, with actual blue cheese in it!

I wish for a snow leopard rug! (not made of actual fur, of course.)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 16, 2020, 04:59:23 PM
Granted! but the fake due was toxic to health


I wish for a big fish to eat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on February 17, 2020, 01:51:06 PM
Granted! Should have checked for an expiration date

I wish I could go into a coma for 3 weeks
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 17, 2020, 06:18:19 PM
Granted! woke up in worst condition than before coma




I wish for a big bottle of hot sauce
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on February 18, 2020, 01:50:55 AM
Granted! *brings a forklift with a giant bottle of hot sauce*




I wish for pizza
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 18, 2020, 04:49:54 AM
Granted! but didn't have toppings you liked


I wish to nap on a bed made of leaves
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 18, 2020, 01:50:36 PM
OK! It's full of bugs.

Gimme some dihydrogen mono-oxide.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 18, 2020, 02:49:56 PM
Granted! but was toxic to health




I wish to be able to learn another language quickly
(couple hours instead of years - such as Macedonian, I can already read Cyrillic)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 21, 2020, 08:51:06 AM
granted forgot their first language right away

I wish find a polar bear who is making snow cones
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 21, 2020, 05:29:15 PM
Granted! but its too freezing cold to enjoy the cones, so you freezes instantly




I wish to learn how to sharpen claws   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Derik Fray on February 23, 2020, 08:42:52 AM
Granted! You end up cutting yourself Everytime you scratch yourself

I wish for a better sleep schedule
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 23, 2020, 10:57:15 AM
Granted! It interferes with day schedule




I wish for the largest bacon cheeseburger ever created
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 24, 2020, 08:38:13 AM
Granted, started to go bad quickly

I wish to find a giant bird egg in a giant nest
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 24, 2020, 08:19:08 PM
Granted! soon it hatched, and its hungry   >:3




I wish to cover ? in spaghetti sauce
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 25, 2020, 08:58:22 PM
granted, got covered to.

I wish to battle two glaceons at once  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 25, 2020, 09:06:42 PM
Granted! lost quickly to ice attacks




I wish to eat cheesecake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on February 28, 2020, 09:46:57 PM
Granted, it was super tiny.


I wish to get free honey from a beehive
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on February 28, 2020, 10:59:56 PM
Granted! bees were hiding... since the bear from earlier also came and destroyed majority of the hive, so ? couldn't get any either




I wish to visit Australia
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Moonraiser on March 01, 2020, 07:18:51 PM
Granted. But you end up getting bitten by a spider.


I wish to have the power to control make inanimate objects animate
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 01, 2020, 07:20:37 PM
Granted! all rise up against you, and take over the world




I wish to learn how to grow potatoes
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Moonraiser on March 01, 2020, 07:22:50 PM
granted, but you only grow potatoes out of your fingers.


I wish for a chicken sandwhich
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 01, 2020, 07:42:10 PM
Granted! but the chicken was flavorless and overcooked




I wish to make big sized ice cream sandwiches
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 03, 2020, 09:19:22 PM
Granted, started to flood as it melted.

I wish to jump into the biggest bowl of cereal
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 03, 2020, 09:28:33 PM
Granted! milk started to go bad after a while, making a big stinky smell




I wish to eat avocados forever
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 03, 2020, 09:29:54 PM
granted, got sick after a while

I wish to swim in an honey ocean
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 03, 2020, 09:32:26 PM
Granted! got stuck after only one stroke




I wish to be featured in a YouTube video
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 03, 2020, 09:58:39 PM
granted, wasn't for good reason

I wish to go deep ocean scuba diving
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 03, 2020, 10:03:12 PM
Granted! but a giant squid took you away


I wish to fish, don't have experience or fishing poles  X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 03, 2020, 10:04:46 PM
granted, got charged lots of money for a pole n lessons

I wish to meet a whale in the ocean
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 03, 2020, 10:08:02 PM
Granted! but that evil giant squid is trying to ruin the conversation by attacking the whale   XP




I wish to meet a poltergeist
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 03, 2020, 10:09:35 PM
Granted, got possessed

I wish to get picked in a bird's beak to go flying
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 03, 2020, 10:13:30 PM
Granted! but soon fell out from the high height




I wish to learn how to put out a grease fire
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 03, 2020, 10:14:43 PM
granted, learned after burning the building down

I wish to find the world's biggest snake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 03, 2020, 10:17:32 PM
Granted! it wasn't friendly to begin with




I wish to brush the friendly Eevee   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 03, 2020, 10:22:05 PM
Granted, brush broke after a bit

I wish to try to catch huge fish with only paws
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 03, 2020, 10:26:28 PM
Granted! but once caught it tickled fast




I wish to walk alone at night  X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 04, 2020, 08:12:57 AM
OK! But every time you turn your head around, you catch a glimpse of a suspicious shadow in the corner of your eye...

Lemme deal some cards.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 05, 2020, 03:02:20 AM
Granted! your opponents get the better hands




I wish to sleep more than my cats
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 05, 2020, 07:54:39 AM
Granted, slept forever

I wish to hang out in a watering hole with some local hippos  or elephants ^_^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 05, 2020, 05:41:01 PM
Granted! something spooked them got trampled in stampede




I wish to visit the sun
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 09, 2020, 06:33:32 PM
Granted, burned up


I wish to try circus tricks with a lion
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 10, 2020, 01:55:33 AM
Granted! lazy lion slept on top of the ?, so you couldn't move or do tricks


I wish to paint spots like a cheetah on my fur
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 12, 2020, 07:27:31 PM
Granted, started to go way too fast

I wish to find a giant squid to battle  XP
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 12, 2020, 08:17:52 PM
Granted! Squid was defeated by a whale first


I wish to fibdvtge same squid to eat
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowStar on March 16, 2020, 02:51:21 AM
First of all it has been sooooooo long since i last posted, it's good to be back.

Granted, I didn't understand the sentence so you get question marks.

I wish nijfsdfnlkdfnmspo dskmfdmvsfs sfm[pdmf[d pd'f;s'vv.[rev
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 16, 2020, 04:41:19 AM
(annoying phone, at times, should say "I wish to find the same quid to eat")


Granted!! but the furs living in Oceania didn't understand you




I wish to make my own Ponzu sauce
(which is a lemon flavored soy sauce)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 16, 2020, 04:50:12 PM
Granted, spilled before could be tried

I wish to find the world’s biggest bird and have seeds to hold out for it

Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 16, 2020, 10:00:12 PM
Granted! created tornado like winds when it flew away happy


I wish for a big rack of barbecue ribs
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowStar on March 17, 2020, 12:37:13 AM
Granted, the BBQ sauce had acid in it.

I wish to wish for a wishing wisher.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 17, 2020, 01:48:51 AM
Granted! left you with only one wish




I wish for a yellow M&M's pillow plush
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowStar on March 17, 2020, 01:52:55 AM
Granted, it fights back.

i wish to comprehend the great dao
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 17, 2020, 09:08:51 PM
Granted! Great Dao was too great even you couldn't handle it
(not sure what that is)




I wish for the world to be raining meatballs
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowStar on March 18, 2020, 12:38:10 AM
Granted, but the spaghetti tornado came and destroyed your house.

i wish for something that can't get any worse than it already is.


Granted! Great Dao was too great even you couldn't handle it
(not sure what that is)

The great Dao is basically the concept of everything in the universe.




I wish for the world to be raining meatballs
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 18, 2020, 04:08:38 AM
Granted! until a giant black hole took it away


I wish to visit a rogue planet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 18, 2020, 10:01:43 AM
OK! Watch your head or you will lose it.

Gimme a miracle cure.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 18, 2020, 03:45:35 PM
Granted! didn't cure boredness


I wish for thirty pieces of fish
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowStar on March 19, 2020, 12:41:44 AM
Granted, they were deadly piranhas.

I wish to be immune to the coronavirus!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 19, 2020, 06:10:12 AM
Granted! but the common cold isn't protected, so you still gets ill




I wish to sleep next to my cats
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 19, 2020, 11:42:34 AM
Granted, got a bit of a scratch

I wish to into a Madagascar movie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 19, 2020, 08:02:29 PM
Granted! you didn't make it to Madagascar safely,, got caught by fossas


I wish to have the same "super bark" as Bolt 
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowStar on March 21, 2020, 12:52:47 AM
Granted, it was a normal bark, all it did was scare a squirrel.

I wish I could decipher any code.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 21, 2020, 06:43:52 AM
Granted! newer codes where harder to learn


I wish I knew how to fix laptops
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowStar on March 21, 2020, 05:24:12 PM
granted, but you still don't know how to fix the refrigerator.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 22, 2020, 01:09:08 AM
*forgot to leave one*




I wish to be able to read, write, speak, and type in Korean
(I speak English and Spanish, love Korean language)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowStar on March 23, 2020, 01:24:59 AM
Granted, you forgot how to speak, write, and read in any other language.


I wish for these words to stop moving.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 23, 2020, 02:40:29 AM
Granted! but the words stopped moving since your flew sideways along with the words




I wish to be a star in a famous movie
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowStar on March 23, 2020, 02:55:08 AM
Granted but your character is the funny Janitor that has only one speaking part.


Post Merge: March 23, 2020, 02:55:53 AM
Almost forgot.

I wish for a loaf of bread.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 23, 2020, 04:05:30 AM
Granted! but it wasn't the loaf you ordered, someone mixed up the order




I wish to last longer while playing with the younger siblings
they seem to have infinite playing energy
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ShadowStar on March 24, 2020, 01:32:33 AM
Granted, you became the younger sibling

I wish for the power to reply to my own message


Post Merge: March 24, 2020, 01:34:09 AM
Granted, the is message though scrambled.


I wish for a mythical pet.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 24, 2020, 09:54:51 AM
Granted! but the mythical became 10 times bigger than you
ruined the house furniture and the walls too


I wish for a giant banana split
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Azure Frostfire on March 28, 2020, 01:33:25 AM
Granted, but it's so giant that it crushes your house in the process

I wish that I was better at sports. 
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 28, 2020, 03:11:29 AM
Granted! only got better since everyone else got worst




I wish to have eyesight like cats do
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 28, 2020, 09:27:01 AM
Granted, reacted to stuff in the same manner to

I wish to take over a hippo’s watering hole  >:3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 28, 2020, 05:42:12 PM
Granted! got nibbled by rival hippos from upstream


I wish to be hist of a funny comedy show
like Steve Harvey
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2020, 07:03:06 PM
OK! Only you find it funny and rating are near 0.

Lemme drive a highway.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 30, 2020, 07:19:56 PM
Granted, drove for a few seconds  then was crushed by the highways weight

I wish to discover the worlds biggest squid with a net to try to catch it!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2020, 07:27:47 PM
OK! Your net tore apart because it was lowest quality possible.

Let this darn corona crisis be over.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 30, 2020, 07:31:33 PM
Granted, world just exploded

I wish to scuba dive to the deepest possible depths
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2020, 07:38:19 PM
That'll be a one- way trip to Challenger's deep then.

Meow?
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on March 30, 2020, 07:41:51 PM
Granted, bark

I wish to bring Kirby into real life to meet them
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on March 31, 2020, 12:20:53 AM
Granted! but soon disappeared so it could explore


I wish to cover the next fursona in duct tape   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 05, 2020, 02:20:00 PM
OK! It didn't stick.

Gimme a fruitcake.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on April 05, 2020, 07:07:27 PM
Granted! but it didn't have enough sweet fruit


I wish to find a good spot to lay down and rest for a while
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 11, 2020, 08:25:47 AM
OK! The place was trapped with sleeping drugs and now you'll never wake up.

Gimme free college for life.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on April 13, 2020, 01:05:51 AM
Granted! can't attend since all colleges closed


I wish for a big bottle of water
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 14, 2020, 11:46:12 AM
OK! (proceeds to put Joseph into a 100,000 litre water bottle)

Lemme drive.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on April 14, 2020, 08:13:02 PM
Granted! good luck with driving a model race car


I wish to drink a bottle of hot sauce
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on April 28, 2020, 05:15:01 PM
Granted was actually cold

I wish to meet a robot
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on April 28, 2020, 06:47:23 PM
Granted! it wasn't programmed to meet anyone


I wish to see a red giant 
(star)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 30, 2020, 06:40:55 PM
I don't even have to do anything! At least one of the stars in the night sky should be a red giant... :P

Gimme get a 10 on my next test.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 01, 2020, 10:42:11 AM
Granted! but even you got it, you still failed all the other tests


I wish to experience another earthquake
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 02, 2020, 09:18:49 AM
Granted, it was a super mini one, can barley feel it.

I wish to create a robotic t-rex!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 02, 2020, 03:48:21 PM
Granted! but you missed a step so it has no power to move
at, so at least its a giant paperweight robot   X3




I wish to make my own chocolate mint
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 04, 2020, 05:56:28 AM
OK! Too much mint, barely any chocolate.

Lemme part the skies.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 04, 2020, 08:22:37 AM
granted, it happened with the help of a huuuge explosion

I wish to explore around a house while miniature
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 05, 2020, 04:00:05 AM
Granted! couldn't get onto the furniture due to size




I wish to be a cat   X3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 07, 2020, 08:19:20 AM
OK! You are now a LEGO cat.

Lemme dream.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 07, 2020, 09:31:54 PM
Granted! dream never came true




I wish to swim in an ocean made of milk   XD
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 08, 2020, 09:57:14 AM
OK! Except, the ocean is only half a meter deep.

Gimme a free dogwalk service.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 09, 2020, 09:03:42 AM
Granted, the walk was super slow n took forever

I wish to do some crazy chemistry
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 09, 2020, 11:49:39 AM
OK! It ends with a bang. A very loud and large bang.

Lemme travel the world.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 09, 2020, 06:00:29 PM
Granted, couldn't enter countries due to the virus. you travel from airport to airport, denied entry in every country




I wish to witness a GRB (gamma ray burst)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 10, 2020, 12:54:35 PM
OK! You even got to experience it!

Gimme a cure for that stupid virus.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 10, 2020, 01:26:07 PM
Granted, you only have one vaccine
Virus spreads




I wish to visit My Everest
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 11, 2020, 09:22:25 AM
OK! Just remember: no touchy!

Lemme build something stupid.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 11, 2020, 09:37:01 PM
Granted! only stupid for you, useless for the rest


I wish to learn how to spell the word Cheezecakez!!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on May 12, 2020, 06:31:06 AM
granted, changed the dictionary

I wish to create a creature that can go between solid n gas states!
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 12, 2020, 12:48:39 PM
OK! The creature dissipated in its gas form.

Gimme silver.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 12, 2020, 09:09:17 PM
Granted, you got a Sharpie that is Silver in color    X3




I wish to befriend a pride a lions
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 14, 2020, 08:09:19 AM
OK! You can't come anywhere near other wildlife anymore.

Gimme an upgrade.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 14, 2020, 09:50:05 PM
Granted! you been upgraded to Windows 3.1
enjoy the lower life


I wish to learn how to make raisins
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 18, 2020, 12:58:32 PM
OK! You forgot your name and identity in the progress.

Gimme the throne.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 19, 2020, 05:32:53 AM
Granted! Throne was made of toothpicks


I wish to visit Betelgeuse
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 19, 2020, 04:38:49 PM
OK! Don't forget your EVA suit... Oh wait, I have it here.

Gimme an addtional hour this day.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 20, 2020, 08:43:43 AM
Granted, all we did was turn your clock back an hour, enjoy the extra hour


I wish to save the planet from an incoming CME
(coronal mass ejection / solar storm)
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 24, 2020, 08:05:25 AM
OK! You were killed by your own supermagnet.

Gimme pie.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 24, 2020, 10:23:08 PM
Granted! its an empty pie shell you get


I wish to learn how to operate a tow truck
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 25, 2020, 06:08:33 PM
OK! You can never leave the truck.

Lemme be myself.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 26, 2020, 01:09:19 AM
Granted!  you can never visit another fursona




I wish to play on a 3DS XL
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 29, 2020, 10:09:47 AM
OK! It violently exploded after 30 minutes.

Gimme some motivation.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on May 30, 2020, 11:10:40 AM
Granted! motivation wasn't a good one




I wish to be the winner in the "last poster wins" topic
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Michen_S on June 08, 2020, 12:31:37 PM
Granted in, like, a century or something.

I wish for tires for my bicycle that I never need to pump up and that can't get a leak nor pop.
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on June 09, 2020, 02:34:43 AM
Granted!  but soon the bicycle itself starts falling apart
hope you know how to fix them




I wish to learn how to draw better
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on June 21, 2020, 03:07:39 PM
Granted, couldnt stop drawing ever

I wish to fly to an alien planet
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on June 21, 2020, 04:21:46 PM
Granted! but the space ship took a wrong turn and ended up in Pluto


I wish to eat a giant cheese steak
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Emtile on June 30, 2020, 11:26:52 PM
Granted! Cheese flavored steak!


I wish I had money
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on July 01, 2020, 09:09:26 AM
Granted! but it was all from Monopoly game


I wish I had extra pink fur  <3
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: ? on July 11, 2020, 08:47:12 PM
Granted, could only see pink to.

I wish for my very own pet chain chomp ^^
Title: Re: Broken Genie
Post by: Firox on July 12, 2020, 04:42:07 AM
Granted! it kept spinning and chomping


I wish for the largest meatloaf in the world