Broken Genie

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It smells like garlic fish which have laid out in the open for 2 weeks.

Gimme a dice.

[?]

Granted gor weighted dice

I wish to be able to switch in and out of being liquid to hide and slip through places.

[Derik Fray]

Granted! it only works for 2 seconds

I wish I could be Invisible

[lightstone]

granted, now no-one can find you and you're lonley


i wish to have a new game to play

[Derik Fray]

Granted! it's an old game called Fatal Labyrinth

I wish I wasn't shy

[lightstone]

granted, you're now too open and want to do everything


i wish to be happy

[Azure Frostfire]

Granted, but now everyone around you is sad

I wish for faster internet

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Now all internet servers are moving at 200 km per hour.

Gimme a jewel.

[Derik Fray]

Granted! you were arrested for stealing a jewel from a museum

I wish for better artistic skills

[lightstone]

granted, yet no-one noticed you and you died alone only to just after your death people will see your paintings and they will sell for milions. that totaly didnt happen to other artists


i wish for a chicken sandwich

[?]

Granted, it had the smallest chicken piece was mostly bread

I wish for a honey lake

[Derik Fray]

Granted! but you got sticky and couldn't wash it out

I wish I knew the answers to my weird questions

[lightstone]

you do, but its sort of unsatisfying


i wish to be a profesional gamer

[Derik Fray]

Granted! you also never leave the house and have food delivered to your door

I wish I could swim

[?]

Granted could swim for a whole five seconds


I wish for giant ridable frogs to get through swamps on.