Broken Genie

[Derik Fray]

Granted! But you run out of air fast

I wish I owned a PC

[?]

Granted, it was a replica of one of the first computer ever built.


I wish to meet Bowser

[Derik Fray]

As long as the internet works

Granted! but you are Mario and he tries to stop you

I wish for decent internet

[?]

Granted, was so fast it started a fire somehow in computer 

I wish to grow piranha plants all around my house for protection 

[Derik Fray]

Granted! now you can't leave the house

I wish for a laser gun

[?]

Granted it just exploded when used.


I wish for a quicksand moat instead with a retractable bridge so I can cross.

[Derik Fray]

Granted! the bridge broke when you tried to cross it

I wish for new boots

[?]

granted, got each boot was a different kind and size.


I wish to experince "A Bug's Life" for a day.

[Derik Fray]

Granted! you were burned by one of the glass pieces

I wish I could be a character in The Goonies

[?]

Granted, was a cut character 

I wish to go fishing for massive fish!

[Derik Fray]

Really why not one-eyed willy

Granted! your pole broke

I wish I could fly

[?]

Granted, last for about five minutes but wasn't told that

I wish to go try gator wrestling 

[Derik Fray]

Granted! the gator won

I wish for freinds

[?]

Granted, ended up with too many to manage

I wish for it to rain chocolate

[Derik Fray]

Granted! the chocolate had bugs in it

I wish I could organize better