Broken Genie

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Find your own food and water.

Ooh, now I have three wishes to do!
1: Gimme a big diamond.
2: Gimme a better laptop.
3: Gimme three more wishes. (You could've seen that coming...)

[Michen_S]

Due to the post before, the genie is so mad that he granted the wishes, then undid all the wishes you made so far directly after that and hit you in the face with a rocket punch.

I wish for a comfortable pillow to go with my bed!

[?]

Granted it was so comfortable you couldn't get away from it


I wish to see some Half Life 2 creatures

[Salakar Crocoli]

The only ones that are real are the barnacles.

I wish for a cool new watch.

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[?]

Granted, you got a laser watch without knowing till the worst time.


I wish to enter a tournament

[Salakar Crocoli]

It's a tournament of battles to the death. You didn't make it very far because you're too friendly.

I wish for my dog to calm down.

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[?]

granted, they stole your bed


I wish for one of those turrets from Portal

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It shot you.

Gimme a lot.

[?]

Granted, you got a lot of toxins in body 


I wish to throw water ballons at next poster just to mess with

[Michen_S]

Granted, but I got a waterballoon trampoline protection shield that'll bounce them right back!

I wish to rule the world!

[?]

granted the world turned against them eventually 


I wish to test out primal ray on next poster ( what ever that does, guess will find out    )

[Emtile]

Granted... Wait no don't shoot me! *gets blasted and turns into a more primal version of self. Aka a normal lizard*🦎

I wish to learn the ways of the force

[?]

Granted, fell to the dark side


I wish test out rage spell on next person

[Michen_S]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? *gives you a claw swipe to the face*

I wish to go to the moon.

[?]

granted, you got kicked right to it


I wish to challenge next poster to a battle once again