Broken Genie

[Michen_S]

Here, one wooden pen, ink not included. Watch out for splinters.

I wish for a magic carpet!

[?]

Granted it was a magic monster carpet and attacked them 

I for a nice place to snowboard

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Here are the directions to an indoor snowhall near you!

Gimme a good way to fly.

[MaverickTheFur]

Granted, here's a self-driving plane, that self-destructs after 5 minutes of use.

I want something to ride!

[Michen_S]

Cooongratulations, here are the keys to your brand new car: a Porsche 718 Cayman! Enjoy the ride, sir!
Engine, battery, fuel tank, oil tank, gas pedal and brake system excluded. This prize cannot be returned to or traded by this genie or any other genie, as described in article 14 of the wishing contract.

I wish for a lavalamp!

[?]

Granted it set the house on fire

I wish to get a shrink ray

[Michen_S]

Granted, but instead of being a single-target weapon it works with AoE. So you have to be really careful with that thing (watch out with what else besides (part of) your target is hit)!

I wish for a time machine!

[Damien/Katin Hysteria]

Here you go, it only goes back 5 seconds and can’t be used more than once a day.

I wish for the ultimate fishing rod.

[?]

Granted it caught you as well.


I wish to use a growth ray on next poster 

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It increased my size by 0.0001%. Oh by the way, I think your growth ray broke.

Gimme an ethereal crystal.

[Michen_S]

Granted, here's a fake version of it! By the way, that'll be €1000, cash please!

I wish for an open door!

[?]

Granted it led to space


I wish for a big cake to jump inside and hide in 

[Wycca]

Here you go but it’s full of insects.

I wish it wasn’t so hot outside.

[?]

Granted, everything froze


I wish to ride across river on a crocodile's head

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK, on the one condition it can eat you afterward.

Gimme some null stones.