Broken Genie

[Hunter568]

Granted, but you are trampled by a mob of crazed fans.


I wish I had some cool boots

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but those cool boots are freezing cold.

I wish I could turn back time and make every sentence a song reference.

[AceAurora]

Granted but you can only go back to last Thursday and the songs are in Swiss German.

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

[Hunter568]

Granted. She looks great, but has an obnoxious personality and won't stop asking you to buy her more jewelry. (Also she's a chair, darling)

I wish I had a really comfy pillow

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it's so comfy, you can't get up from it.

I wish I had a tiny text translator.

[Hunter568]

Granted, you have a tiny text translator, but the idiot who posted 2pt font went back and edited their post, so you dont actually need it anymore. (Whoops I did not realize I did that, hahaha)


I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! You'll lose tomorrow because you'll be asleep.

Gimme a diamond.

[Hunter568]

Granted. You get a piece of wood cut into a diamond shape.


I wish for and A on my test

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! To compensate, your next test will have an F.

Gimme a loaf.

[?]

Granted, it was molded loaf of bread




I wish to explore fallout universe

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! You can never return.

Gimme a penny.

[?]

Granted, it was an extra large penny.


I wish to try some training for pokemon battles

[Hunter568]

Granted! A level 100 Machamp appears and cracks his knuckles. Ya ready?




I wish I was better at math.

[?]

Granted, all calculator were destroyed in the process

[White Wolf Guardian]

You wished for nothing, but you got something!

I wish for a pet eevee.