Broken Genie

[?]

( lol, forgot )


Granted, but it was really a ditto


I wish to go down a huge slide

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it was slippery slope in more ways than one *There was a huge hole at the bottom of the slide*

I wish for laserbeam vision.

[?]

Granted, but it burned your own face




I wish to go see a dinosaur

[Hunter568]

Granted, but you only got to see one of the lame, chicken-sized ones.




I wish for gold! Lots of gold!

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Oh. It turned into cheddar cheese.

Gimme knowledge.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you don't remember it for very long.

I wish I had $5.

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! $10 has been subtracted from your bank account.

Gimme the power of stuff.

[?]

granted, got the power of an massive  explosion




I wish to ski down a mountain

[Ara Av-Toa]

Ok! You end in a tree.

Gimme sci-fi in real life.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but now what was real life is "on the syfy channel".

I wish for a crate of apples.

[?]

Granted, you only got the cores




I wish to plant a piranha plant from mario

[Hunter568]

Granted! It immediately shoots a fireball at you.


I wish for a pet fox.

[AceAurora]

Granted, but the fox is illegal in your area.

I wish for more hours in the day

[Hunter568]

Granted. The earth's rotation on its axis is slowed down by several hours to allow more time in each day. Unfortunately, the inertia of the earth's atmospheric gases means that our atmosphere continues spinning at the same rate as before, resulting in extreme hurricanes and tsunamis all over the globe.




I wish I had wolf ears.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you hear a lot more than you wanted to hear.

I wish for paw feet!