Broken Genie

[Hunter568]

Granted! You have an awesome fishing trip and cats lots of fish....using your tail as bait.


I wish to get a good night's sleep.

[AceAurora]

Granted, a Knight will have a good sleep.


I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich.

[Hunter568]

Granted. A pig covered in slices of cheese with two bread slices taped to it materializes. It panics and runs off squealing into the night.


I wish I was taller.

[anoni]

Granted, you become twice as tall but your bone or muscle structure doesn't change, so your legs collapse on themselves

I wish for the inability to make this wish!

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted that you wished for it, so nothing happened.

I wish for faster typing speed.

[AceAurora]

Granted, but you type so fast that your keyboard can't keep up and only types on out of 6 letters.

I wish for a puppy!

[Hunter568]

Granted, but it chews up all your furniture and takes a dump in the kitchen.


I wish my internet connection was better.

[?]

It was so fast but sooo expensive




I wish to scuba dive

[Hunter568]

Granted. It was also sooooooo expensive.


I wish to become a master musician.

[?]

Granted, you were so good that alot of the other musician tried to take you down out of jealousy 




I wish to make some french fries right now. 

[Hunter568]

Granted. They come out way too salty for your taste.


I wish for a magic wand.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it's a magic cone that looks kind of like a wand, so eternally disappointing in some way.

I wish for more typing speed.

[Hunter568]

Granted. You type so fast that your fingers catch fire. Ouch!




I wish I was invincible

[AceAurora]

Granted, but you're only invincible for 1 night out of the year.

I wish I was super famous

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you're super famous in only one town in Missouri.

I wish I was a popstar.