Broken Genie

[Firox]

Granted! but it wasn't a movie you liked by genre, over 4 hours long




I wish to meet a famous celebrity

[Derik Fray]

Granted! They weren't very nice and what you were expecting at all

I wish I could be on two chats at once

[Firox]

(kind of the opposite of my wish to meet celebrity, Gordon Ramsey, only tough for the cameras, very nice person outside of the camera)




Granted!! you are silenced in one of the chats




I wish to befriend all the cats in the world

[Derik Fray]

GRANTED! but they are evil an try to sacrifice you

I wish I could listen to music

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! All your screens break so now your devices only play audio.

Lemme draw awesomely.

[Derik Fray]

Granted! But you could never stop drawing

I wish for a new camera

[Firox]

Granted! max is only 1 mega pixel, as its an older model camera




I wish to learn the secrets of great tasting Coca-Cola   

[Derik Fray]

Granted! You are then taken to jail for possession

I wish for a better camera

[?]

Granted, it costed you millions.

I wish to nap between two giant pancakes using them as a bed and blanket 

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! A giant ate the pancakes with you between them.

Gimme love.

[Derik Fray]

Granted! It ended up being some pretty tough love

I wish I had a new pair of headphones

[Firox]

Granted! but the headphone jack doesn't fit your device


I wish to learn the secret techniques for fishing

[Derik Fray]

Granted! You could never fish again

I wish for sleep

[Firox]

that be sad.... good thing frozen fish exists in markets


Granted! its harder to wake up, so you misses everything important the next day




I wish a fancy car

[?]

Granted costed all your money

I wish to sleep on the beach sand right next to the water