Author Topic: Beat Up Jesse! (Read 50070 times)

¿ Jesse Pawman ? · « **Reply #405 on:** March 09, 2008, 02:28:17 AM »

*bleeds from hemiophelia*

((j/k i don't have hemiophelia.))

Smitty the Airship Pirate · « **Reply #406 on:** March 09, 2008, 04:22:52 AM »

Heh. *stones him*

Terry_Lane · « **Reply #407 on:** March 09, 2008, 11:42:19 AM »

no no no, you're doing it all wrong, you should be doing this.

sticks jesse on a conveyor belt leading to a meat grinder
have a nice trip!

Smitty the Airship Pirate · « **Reply #408 on:** March 09, 2008, 11:46:42 AM »

*stops the conveyor belt and throws Jesse against a wall*

¿ Jesse Pawman ? · « **Reply #409 on:** March 09, 2008, 01:34:50 PM »

*the bones in his ear break*

Smitty the Airship Pirate · « **Reply #410 on:** March 09, 2008, 04:41:50 PM »

*Jumps on top of him*

¿ Jesse Pawman ? · « **Reply #411 on:** March 09, 2008, 09:25:26 PM »

*is nothing but squish*

Smitty the Airship Pirate · « **Reply #412 on:** March 10, 2008, 09:22:26 PM »

* puts Jesse puree into a pitcher *

¿ Jesse Pawman ? · « **Reply #413 on:** March 11, 2008, 09:11:50 PM »

*eyes are where his toes should be*

Blackout · « **Reply #414 on:** March 11, 2008, 10:59:17 PM »

Blackout throws the pitcher at the sun.

¿ Jesse Pawman ? · « **Reply #415 on:** March 11, 2008, 11:32:08 PM »

*burns to a crisp*

How am I suppose to get back?

Smitty the Airship Pirate · « **Reply #416 on:** March 12, 2008, 01:02:28 AM »

*calls a witch doctor to resurrect him*

¿ Jesse Pawman ? · « **Reply #417 on:** March 12, 2008, 02:46:51 AM »

*tries to get away from witch doctor b/c he doesn't believe in that stuff*

Blackout · « **Reply #418 on:** March 13, 2008, 01:48:29 AM »

Blackout gets a catholic monk to ressurect him.

¿ Jesse Pawman ? · « **Reply #419 on:** March 13, 2008, 02:18:31 AM »

*ashes blow in his throat, choking him*

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