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Offline Terry_Lane

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #420 on: March 13, 2008, 10:17:48 AM »
wait, if he's grinded up, how can he choke?

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #421 on: March 13, 2008, 07:53:43 PM »
*tells various little tuna fish and sharkies to his ashes*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #422 on: March 14, 2008, 02:27:44 AM »
No. My ashes are choking all of you.
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #423 on: March 14, 2008, 10:10:20 AM »
....* calls God on speed dial and asks him to resurrect Jesse *
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #424 on: March 14, 2008, 10:36:18 AM »
and hurry up with it please.

I WANNA KILL HIM AGAIN I WANNA KILL HIM AGAIN I WANNA KILL HIM AGAIN I WANNA KILL HIM AGAIN

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #425 on: March 14, 2008, 01:12:18 PM »
*God resurects jesse* alrighty! *jumps on jesse licking of smears of plasma, then pokes his spine through his stomach*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #426 on: March 15, 2008, 01:25:09 AM »
*is fully walking fine*

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #427 on: March 15, 2008, 05:55:33 AM »
*shoots jesse one in the head*

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #428 on: March 16, 2008, 06:00:53 AM »
Blackout makes a pancake out of Jesse.

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #429 on: March 16, 2008, 01:59:41 PM »
*squeeky voice*

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #430 on: March 16, 2008, 02:55:11 PM »
I've changed my evil ways.

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #431 on: March 16, 2008, 06:34:37 PM »
~runs over Jesse with a packer~

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #432 on: March 17, 2008, 02:56:05 AM »
*runs over Jesse with a Zamboni*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #433 on: March 17, 2008, 03:09:19 AM »
*is wet*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #434 on: March 17, 2008, 04:58:40 PM »
and shaved
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