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Title: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 15, 2008, 01:51:29 AM: In this thread, you are allowed to beat me up and ME ONLY! I will not retaliate so do whatever you want.

*holds arms out*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 15, 2008, 02:01:32 AM: *water tortures Jesse and then slap his wrists*
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Post by: Takuya Hakumei on January 15, 2008, 02:02:22 AM: ~attacks jesse with inner emo~
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Post by: Octavia on January 15, 2008, 02:09:12 AM: ~whips Jesse's back while he's tied to a pole then torches his back wit ha propane torch~
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 15, 2008, 02:13:05 AM: AHHHH MY BACK! My spleen is going to be the last surviving part of me. T-T
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Post by: Takuya Hakumei on January 15, 2008, 02:14:57 AM: ~spleen punched~
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 15, 2008, 02:35:44 AM: *bites out spleen* :snicker:
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 15, 2008, 02:37:00 AM: I'm screwed.

*tries to run*
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Post by: Octavia on January 15, 2008, 06:10:14 AM: lol ~trips Jesse and pushes him over a cliff~
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 15, 2008, 01:03:55 PM: *falls down and breaks neck*
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Post by: Mr. Meerkat on January 15, 2008, 01:09:51 PM: why will i wonna beat up a nice person for :)
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 15, 2008, 01:48:22 PM: cuz it's fun. *punches his own stomach*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 16, 2008, 12:04:29 AM: *drags Jesse to a prison and tells them to shank them repeatingly*
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Post by: Takuya Hakumei on January 16, 2008, 12:36:57 AM: ~shanks jesse~
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 16, 2008, 12:45:28 AM: *uses coconut machine gun to shoot up Jesse*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 16, 2008, 02:18:37 AM: *gets shanked*

*gets shot with cocunuts*
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Post by: Octavia on January 19, 2008, 03:37:06 AM: ~pulls out Jesse's spleen and his intestines then chokes him with them~
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 19, 2008, 03:44:35 AM: *twitches around*
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Post by: Kid Jojo™ on January 19, 2008, 03:46:14 AM: ((...hehe..i wondew if ya'll'll beat up a kid..))

"..i cant..."

~prepares to get dominated~
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 19, 2008, 03:51:04 AM: *goes brain dead*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 19, 2008, 06:05:38 AM: *does brain surgery on Jesse and forgets a couple of rusty scapels in Jesse's brain*
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Post by: Rhakshi on January 19, 2008, 06:06:21 AM: /rips out Jesse's esophagus and slaps him with it, then throws it in the sink
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 19, 2008, 01:47:17 PM: RHA!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN BUDDIE? :D

*hugs him*
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Post by: Rhakshi on January 19, 2008, 05:48:26 PM: out and aboot :3
/hugs back :D
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 19, 2008, 05:59:18 PM: *pokes Jesse in the eye with a gauze roll*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 20, 2008, 03:53:58 AM: OW MY EYE!!!! *holds eye*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 20, 2008, 04:16:05 AM: *makes Jesse eat TNT*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 21, 2008, 05:48:12 AM: *stomach explodes*
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Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on January 21, 2008, 06:07:30 AM: Eyes turn white and has a black outfit with silver chains wrapped around arms...
"DIE!!" Pats him on head and smiles
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 21, 2008, 10:49:04 AM: *makes Jesse smile forever forcefully*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 21, 2008, 03:59:40 PM: *can't frown*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 21, 2008, 11:05:17 PM: *drop kicks Jesse;s face*
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Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on January 22, 2008, 03:13:55 AM: Kicks Jesse where the sun don't shine. ooh
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Post by: Kabuki on January 22, 2008, 04:03:16 AM: Kabe smirks andruns towards Jesse with her spork. "Eh. i shouldnt take away your baby making powers."
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Post by: Octavia on January 22, 2008, 04:37:42 AM: ~hangs Jesse up by his tail and skins him alive then sells his skin for petty cash~
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 22, 2008, 11:26:19 AM: *is the proud owner of Jesse's blue* *pokes Jesse's muscle*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on January 22, 2008, 07:37:58 PM: Quote from: Jesse on January 15, 2008, 01:51:29 AM

In this thread, you are allowed to beat me up and ME ONLY! I will not retaliate so do whatever you want.

*holds arms out*

*Anubis steps in the room with a big white Smile on his face* i think this thread is ment for me..
*Walks up to jesse stil with a big simile on his Face*
OKE step aside you primitives ...
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS JESSE ??! "Anubis crack's his nuckels and stretches his Strong tail" .. jesse if you are OKE with this i sugest you eet a hole lot of pain killer box's ...becas this will hurt beyond pain "anubis looks down at jesse and awaits his final word's"
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 22, 2008, 11:02:05 PM: *glances over to Anubis* Can I join you?
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Post by: ANOOBis777 on January 23, 2008, 05:10:58 PM: Quote from: greatsmitty on January 22, 2008, 11:02:05 PM

*glances over to Anubis* Can I join you?

^_^V no sorry BRO not THIS TIME. "Anubis grin's at jesse" did you swallow pain killers jet ? jesse :twitch:
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 23, 2008, 08:25:04 PM: It's the beat me up thread. Do as you please.
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 24, 2008, 12:28:29 AM: *wear Jesse's blue and then removes his sternum*
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Post by: Kid Jojo™ on January 24, 2008, 01:57:15 AM: ....wow....>o< !!.....~_~.....
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 24, 2008, 03:05:06 AM: Quote from: Anubis777 on January 23, 2008, 05:10:58 PM

Quote from: greatsmitty on January 22, 2008, 11:02:05 PM

*glances over to Anubis* Can I join you?

^_^V no sorry BRO not THIS TIME. "Anubis grin's at jesse" did you swallow pain killers jet ? jesse :twitch:

Plus that would be bad for my addiction. Haha

*falls on ground*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 24, 2008, 03:48:32 AM: *gives Jesse a old ratty cloth as his new fur*

(by the way a sternum is the chest or the thing that connects the ribs in front, I think)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on January 24, 2008, 02:54:56 PM: ow jesse you don't even can comprehend how wye or can feal if im done, Anubis closes his eye's extands his left hand and hits his face Screaming End of all hooooop , while falling on his knees like a ragg doll but instantaneously get back up on his feet with a Full Pure Black aura
and Pure Silver Blood red tinted with black demon snake Eyes, Anubis grin's with the most paralising fearfullest sickest evil grin jesse could or can ever comprehend and will make a normal furry do boo boo in his pants at the ferry 1st second of the fealing .
"Anubis grabe's jesse by his right shoulder hard causing his arm to pop out its socket and scatter a bit,Anubis leans slitly back and swing's his head at far beyond the speed of a black hole eating light from a star at jesse his head giving the painfullest head but in the very imagenable and in the history of all furrykind,Stomping with 120000000 thousand mega ton with my right foot on his left foot while breaking his knee and all vains in his hole leg also still holding his right shoulder trowing jesse at the speed of tru the air Anubis
(runs after jesse knocking him over in mid air with his left shoulder breaking his spine,jaw,nose and braking his skull with extreem easz slams his tail on his right elbow and hand palm braking all bone's in it like it was made from butter it self,
and kicks him fully anger at his chest Breaking 22 of his rib's 11 on each side of the thocracic cavity, the sternum the 11 thoracic vertebrae also ripping his left long open with a small cut from a broken rib that was forced in, and slams with my tail not that hard on his left eye cracking his very skull like a Cookie "But not braking it" Growls Like somting unbescriblebly terrifying
takes his other arm with my tail and doing some origami with it, seeing jesse in extreme pain and breathing could of his riped open long i C"""m of the sheer pleasure of seeing him in so much pain and shoots over his face, "Anubis grins with an unbescriblebly terrifying look on his face" walks away looking back at jesse who is still breathing with all his might and bleeding out evry part of his body dieying very slowly of blood loss. walking back poking Hard on a open flesh wound smiling at him and enjoying the last moment's of his slow and pain fully death also a dumping a bit of Egg-nogg and 80% alcohol over his weak and ravaged body and puking :sick: over jesse his face. while seeing jesse murr in Total and extreme pain smiling at him while he die's slowly .
"Anubis his aura and eye's return to normal"

((aahhh it would feal litle better if it was loki ))
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on January 25, 2008, 12:12:43 AM: (( my god do you have to ruin everything? ))
Resses( Ressurects) Jesse then uppercuts him thru the cieling.
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 25, 2008, 02:02:18 AM: *throws Jesse into a skyscraper window* :squish:
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Post by: Octavia on January 25, 2008, 02:27:28 AM: (loll stupid word filter it's skyscr4per xD)

~punches his fist through Jesse pulling all his insides out~
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 25, 2008, 02:31:42 AM: *doesn't die because he's invisible but not indestructible*
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Post by: ANOOBis777 on January 25, 2008, 04:29:09 PM: Quote from: Jesse on January 25, 2008, 02:31:42 AM
*doesn't die because he's invisible but not indestructible*

:umm: use the dragon bals 2 wish him death =3
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 25, 2008, 08:48:01 PM: *still can't die, but guts fall out*
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Post by: Kid Jojo™ on January 26, 2008, 03:51:34 AM: Quote from: Master Hedgers on January 25, 2008, 02:27:28 AM

(loll stupid word filter it's skyscr4per xD)

((..NOOOO!!...its SCYSCR-APER.........n00b...))
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 26, 2008, 04:07:49 AM: *eyes bug out*
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Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on January 26, 2008, 06:04:57 AM: Throws Jesse into a saw mill "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Post by: ANOOBis777 on January 26, 2008, 10:25:12 AM: Quote from: Jesse on January 25, 2008, 08:48:01 PM

*still can't die, but guts fall out*

* walks in the saw mill and brakes jesse his neck to make sure *
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 26, 2008, 01:47:43 PM: *flops around like a chicken*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 27, 2008, 03:22:42 AM: *steals Jesse's soul and puts it into a rock*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 27, 2008, 03:24:47 AM: *wants to kill someone, but his guts are on the floor*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 27, 2008, 03:50:52 AM: (don't forget that your soul is in a rock) =3

*makes a pretty bow out of Jesse's guts*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 27, 2008, 03:51:41 AM: *attempts to grab soul rock, but can't*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 27, 2008, 03:55:15 AM: *picks up soul rock and throws it at Jesse's face*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 27, 2008, 03:59:44 AM: *nose bleeds as he cries*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 27, 2008, 04:05:29 AM: *picks up Jesse and slaps across face*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 27, 2008, 04:07:21 AM: *everything gets revived from him*
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Post by: Takuya Hakumei on January 27, 2008, 05:28:31 AM: ~all mighty hand seal goodness~
Arashi katta no juutsu
((lulz tepmest blade goodness))
throws at jesse
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 27, 2008, 05:32:30 AM: *throws Jesse into bonfire*
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Post by: Blackout on January 27, 2008, 11:36:07 PM: Top this Anubis
*Blackout fires his heavy machine gun at jesse, then fire a blast from his arm-mounted energy cannon at him, detachs his tail rotor, using it as a saw he slahes several times what left of jesse, then does a full body slam(all 16 tons) and looks satisfactorily at the smoldering crater.
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 27, 2008, 11:37:31 PM: *throws Jesse's soul rock at him again*
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Post by: Kid Jojo™ on January 29, 2008, 01:31:43 AM: ~clings to her leg~ "...beating up meh daaaddieh!!..."i pokeded meh lip out
Posted on: January 28, 2008, 08:06:27 PM
i slowly let go and backed up
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 29, 2008, 01:39:25 AM: *pushes Seth down the crater*
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Post by: Kid Jojo™ on January 29, 2008, 01:54:32 AM: ((..nufin..he WANTS us to beat him up...))
Posted on: January 28, 2008, 08:47:27 PM
((..yeeup....thats meh daddieh fer ya......i guess..))
Posted on: January 28, 2008, 08:50:16 PM
((...welp..atleast SOMEONE on teh thread has a HEART.....~glares at everyone but daddieh and zerra~))
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Post by: Omega on January 29, 2008, 01:57:12 AM: *huggles seth and Zarra*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 29, 2008, 02:05:07 AM: What!?!?!? Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â =s Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â I have a heart it may be evil but its still a heart... you upset me... Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â *cries* Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â :'(
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Post by: Kid Jojo™ on January 29, 2008, 02:09:39 AM: ((...lol..))

i tried to shove away from meh great grandaddieh
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 29, 2008, 02:14:54 AM: *starts to stop*

*walks over to Omega and trys pulling him off of Zarra*
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Post by: Kid Jojo™ on January 29, 2008, 02:26:24 AM: "..uhhhhh omega?..yea i think joo need ta stop.."
Posted on: January 28, 2008, 04:16:01 PM
i tugged on zerras leg trying to seperate her from him, "..LET..UGGGH GO!!!.."
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 29, 2008, 02:37:19 AM: *revives himself*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 29, 2008, 11:19:55 AM: *gives Jesse back his soul but pokes him back into the crater.*
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Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on January 30, 2008, 03:53:57 AM: I punches Jesse in the face, giving him health.. "FTW?!"
I kicked him in the face.. It hurt him..
"It worked!" :)
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 30, 2008, 11:03:03 AM: *kicks Jesse's Shin*
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Post by: ephemral on January 30, 2008, 06:11:10 PM: I'd like to take this time to remind everyone to be careful of not
posting graphic content. Such as mutilating internal body organs.

Unicron throws a beat in the air and bats it towards Jesse with a large trout.
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Post by: Blackout on January 30, 2008, 07:43:56 PM: Pictures or comments?
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 30, 2008, 10:43:16 PM: Ok got ya Eph..(still going to call you that, hope you don't mind.)

*takes off his gentlemens glove* Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â *slaps Jesse with his white right hand glove*
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Post by: Takuya Hakumei on January 30, 2008, 11:02:29 PM: oh snap, the gloves are off! omg

~attacks jesse with the glomp of doom~
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 30, 2008, 11:16:04 PM: *slaps Jesse with his left hand glove*
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Post by: Omega on January 30, 2008, 11:43:38 PM: *jams a spork up Jesse's bunghole*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 31, 2008, 12:02:58 AM: Eww....
*pokes Jesse's eyes the three stooges way*
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Post by: Blackout on January 31, 2008, 12:04:26 AM: *sits on jesse*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 31, 2008, 12:06:22 AM: *climbs up onto Blackout shoulder to add more weight*
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Post by: Omega on January 31, 2008, 12:09:03 AM: *climbs on top of Smitty, adding even more weight*
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Post by: Blackout on January 31, 2008, 12:11:09 AM: "Now we have 16.5 tons!"
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Post by: Kid Jojo™ on January 31, 2008, 01:02:33 AM: i sat ontop of teh top most persons head like a cherrieh, "..aaaHA!!...now we wheigh 16.6tons!..."
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Post by: Blackout on January 31, 2008, 01:28:04 AM: "We're almost 1 more ton! And be carful, don't fall into a crevaice."
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 31, 2008, 01:28:22 AM: *climbs down and tucks in shirt and then fills with rocks, climbs back up*
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Post by: Blackout on January 31, 2008, 01:35:35 AM: According to my calculations and your fursona's wieghts our combined wieght is 32618 lbs. which, unfortunatly due to a calculating error on my part ???, eqates to 16.309 tons.
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 31, 2008, 01:50:12 AM: lift a car! =3
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Post by: Takuya Hakumei on January 31, 2008, 02:46:11 AM: ~jumps um and puts gravity seals on self~
now we weigh 20 tons!
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Post by: Blackout on January 31, 2008, 03:02:10 AM: "Oh, good an SUV," He picks up a Toyota Tundra, and goes into deep thought for a moment. "36,292 lbs. 18.0615 tons. Given that human femur bones are able to withstand 205 Mega Pascals of pressure which eqates to 29,732 pounds per square inch and given that my magnificent body is focuing most of the wieght of a very small area because I don't have skin and flesh, but metal parts the psi of our combined wieght on jesse is 224 MPa or 32,292 psi. Our massive combined wieght is barely enough to crush Jesse's bones!"
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Post by: Takuya Hakumei on January 31, 2008, 03:09:28 AM: oh noes!!!!
~places more gravity seals on everybody~
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Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on January 31, 2008, 03:24:12 AM: Kicks Jesse in the face.
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on January 31, 2008, 12:31:30 PM: holds jesses nose, and pulls his ear
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on January 31, 2008, 11:08:51 PM: *stomps on Jesse's feet*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 01, 2008, 12:25:33 AM: *is squished and bones are still not crushing*
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Post by: Kid Jojo™ on February 01, 2008, 12:26:41 AM: ~sits on daddiehs head~ :bubbles:
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 01, 2008, 12:36:14 AM: *all bones break*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 01, 2008, 12:20:01 PM: smacks a pan on jesses face
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 01, 2008, 02:30:57 PM: *puts a pot over Jesse's head and starts beating the pot with a ladle*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 01, 2008, 09:58:49 PM: *head rattles*
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Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 02, 2008, 02:36:08 AM: Quote from: Inuzuka Shuyin on January 31, 2008, 03:09:28 AM

oh noes!!!!
~places more gravity seals on everybody~

~seal has no effect~

so we got a Intelligent machine ,, *looks at the machine* hmnm i donno how advaced are thou ,,machine?
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 02, 2008, 02:40:59 AM: *splashes holy water on Jesse*
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Post by: Blackout on February 02, 2008, 03:13:32 AM: Quote from: Anubis777 on February 02, 2008, 02:36:08 AM

Quote from: Inuzuka Shuyin on January 31, 2008, 03:09:28 AM

oh noes!!!!
~places more gravity seals on everybody~

~seal has no effect~

so we got a Intelligent machine ,, *looks at the machine* Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â hmnm i donno how advaced are thou ,,machine? Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â

"Are you talking to me?"
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 02, 2008, 03:14:59 AM: *is healed*

*speaks in tongues*
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Post by: Takuya Hakumei on February 02, 2008, 03:15:38 AM: :snicker:
see any other machines???

~smacks jesse upside the head~
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 02, 2008, 03:19:53 AM: *gets a headache*
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Post by: Takuya Hakumei on February 02, 2008, 03:27:40 AM: ~hides behind jesse and taps the shoulder opposite to ware he is~
:snicker:
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 02, 2008, 03:36:03 AM: *looks in the direction of inz*
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Post by: Takuya Hakumei on February 02, 2008, 03:41:08 AM: :sniffle: awww it didn't work...
~pokes jesse's nose and runs away
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Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 02, 2008, 03:50:01 AM: Quote from: Blackout on February 02, 2008, 03:13:32 AM
Quote from: Anubis777 on February 02, 2008, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: Inuzuka Shuyin on January 31, 2008, 03:09:28 AM
oh noes!!!!
~places more gravity seals on everybody~

~seal has no effect~

so we got a Intelligent machine ,, *looks at the machine* hmnm i donno how advaced are thou ,,machine?
"Are you talking to me?"
Quote from: Blackout on February 02, 2008, 03:13:32 AM
Quote from: Anubis777 on February 02, 2008, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: Inuzuka Shuyin on January 31, 2008, 03:09:28 AM
oh noes!!!!
~places more gravity seals on everybody~

~seal has no effect~

so we got a Intelligent machine ,, *looks at the machine* hmnm i donno how advaced are thou ,,machine?
"Are you talking to me?"

*Anubis look's up* yes you !! how advaced are thou ,,machine?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 02, 2008, 03:54:05 AM: *throws up*
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Post by: Blackout on February 02, 2008, 04:12:24 AM: "Very advanced. It's funny to me how your scientists are still trying to firgure out pi. I figured it out in 2 seconds!"
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 02, 2008, 04:13:59 AM: How many numbers are in it?
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Post by: Octavia on February 02, 2008, 04:14:48 AM: Mmmm....pie....~stabs jesse with pie~
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 02, 2008, 04:15:55 AM: *smashes pie in face*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 02, 2008, 04:30:36 AM: "There are 567,392,847,406,235,389,523,802,496,169,577,098,238,561 numbers in it. Thats five hundred and sixty-seven duodecillion, three hundred ninty-two undecillion, eight hundred fourty-seven decillion, four hundred six nonillion, two hundred thirty-five octillion, three hundred eighty-nine septillion, five hundred twenty-three sextillion, eight hundred two quintillion, four hundred ninty-six quadrillion, one hundred sixty-nine trillion, five hundred seventy-seven billion, ninety-eight million, two hundred thirty-eight thousand, five hundred sixty-one."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 02, 2008, 04:33:16 AM: Ahhh thanks for clearing that up.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 02, 2008, 04:57:05 AM: You beat Jesse up by numbers! That is truly an astonishment!

*forces Jesse to eat Naga Jolokia peppers* (Google it...)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 02, 2008, 05:04:54 AM: "A duodecillion is nothing compared to a Quadragintillion!" 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 02, 2008, 05:08:36 AM: *dies due to brain exploding*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on February 02, 2008, 06:11:15 AM: O_O
Sticks a knife in Jesse's face before passing out.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on February 02, 2008, 06:43:41 AM: *Blinks hacking into Blackout's system putting him on non confusing mode before slugging Jesse in the arm* Why did you make this thread again?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on February 02, 2008, 06:45:42 AM: (( SSBB time!! ))
I hit <+B and smashed Jesse in the face, my right hand glowing darkly..
A huge blast of light came from the left side of the screen and Jess lost a life.
lol
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 02, 2008, 11:16:57 AM: bundles jessy ((come on guys how hih can we go))
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 02, 2008, 02:08:00 PM: *cries cuz maximum misspelled his name*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 02, 2008, 02:10:27 PM: soooooooooory jesse wont do that again, and gives him a bear hug ((you can call me Maxi if you want))
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 02, 2008, 03:13:45 PM: *makes Jesse play Barbie Adventures for PC*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 02, 2008, 03:16:07 PM: bundles jesse and asks everyfur to join in
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 02, 2008, 05:02:26 PM: *wonders what it is to be bundled up*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 02, 2008, 05:04:27 PM: no silly, bundle it means to jump on top of someone ,then other people join in and the person at the bottom gets squished. fun really.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 02, 2008, 05:05:09 PM: oh. Sorry. I'm still living in 2007

*gets squisheded*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Takuya Hakumei on February 02, 2008, 05:17:57 PM: ~punches jesse for hurting his pet~
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 02, 2008, 05:20:47 PM: digs her knee into his back
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Octavia on February 02, 2008, 05:28:38 PM: ~bites Jesse's ear~
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 03, 2008, 03:36:44 AM: *stomps on Jesse's feet*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on February 03, 2008, 04:34:53 AM: *Nips at the tip of his tail all hard like* Bwa ha ha ha ^^
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 03, 2008, 06:01:56 AM: *pulls on Jesse's ear*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 03, 2008, 04:39:03 PM: *ears fall off, as does his tail*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 03, 2008, 06:42:09 PM: *puts Jesse's ears back on with gorilla glue*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 03, 2008, 10:28:59 PM: *thanks him*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 03, 2008, 10:45:04 PM: *pulls on them again this time with a backhoe*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 03, 2008, 10:48:31 PM: *ears takes his brain with them*

i are bored. you are get on IMVU smitty.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 03, 2008, 10:55:01 PM: I can't...I have to eat soon...maybe in like 30 minutes. I am having me some potato stew. :bubbles:

*examines brain and realizes Jesse was a genius before all the beating went down*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 03, 2008, 11:04:14 PM: *drools* man i was so smartz back then
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 03, 2008, 11:32:43 PM: *puts in brain but forgets he left his eyepatch in it.*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 04, 2008, 04:24:39 AM: Ww. Nly s prt f stff.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 04, 2008, 10:51:53 AM: kicks jesses in the shin
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 04, 2008, 11:20:22 AM: *throws his pirate boot at Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 04, 2008, 12:19:53 PM: gives jesse a nuggy
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 04, 2008, 12:24:36 PM: cnt wlk. RG M HD!

(can't walk. arg me head!)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 04, 2008, 12:31:46 PM: starts to paintball fight jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 04, 2008, 02:37:08 PM: *grabs his eyepatch through Jesse's nose*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 04, 2008, 02:38:11 PM: throws jesse down a toilet and flushs it
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 04, 2008, 04:35:35 PM: * toliet gets clogged *
*starts beating Jesse with a plunger*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 04, 2008, 04:37:24 PM: pours a tub of bleach down the loo all over jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 04, 2008, 04:42:46 PM: * makes a bomb out of various house hold equipment.... puts it in the septic system*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 04, 2008, 04:43:50 PM: takes out a blow torch and sets the bomb a light....
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 04, 2008, 04:51:08 PM: *Jesse gets blown out of the toliet*
*sticks a spider on him*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 04, 2008, 08:25:52 PM: *screams like a little girl and runs around in circles*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 04, 2008, 09:04:07 PM: *throws a spiderling nest on Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 04, 2008, 09:05:41 PM: *pets the spiders, then head blows up*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 04, 2008, 09:47:39 PM: *collects the spiders and then puts them in his pocket*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 05, 2008, 12:17:21 PM: gets a nuckle duster and thumps him on the side if his face
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 05, 2008, 03:01:48 PM: *puts Jesse in his physics teacher's room*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: hyperius on February 05, 2008, 04:17:28 PM: Quote from: Smitty the Pirate on February 04, 2008, 04:51:08 PM

*Jesse gets blown out of the toliet* Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â
*sticks a spider on him*

:peek:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 05, 2008, 04:38:29 PM: Stop doing that!
*throws Hyperius at Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: hyperius on February 05, 2008, 04:41:46 PM: Quote from: Smitty the Pirate on February 05, 2008, 04:38:29 PM

Stop doing that!
*throws Hyperius at Jesse*

"moulds and Trashes jesse with aswome speed " -Jumps playfull around ,mubmubmubmub.miepmiepmiep-
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 05, 2008, 08:38:58 PM: *regenerates and gets hit in the head*

*regenerates again*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 06, 2008, 01:03:33 AM: *gives Jesse a wedgie*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 06, 2008, 03:34:38 AM: *Stares at Jesse with his evilest, most hate filled stare with his glowing red eyes*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 06, 2008, 03:44:13 AM: *climbs on top of Blackout then does a elbow drop on Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 06, 2008, 04:11:06 AM: *gets a bruised shoulder*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tailian on February 06, 2008, 10:25:44 AM: Quote from: Jesse on February 06, 2008, 04:11:06 AM

*gets a bruised shoulder*

(( i hear you don't like girls jesse uncle evil sed so :snicker: so you don't need those any howe ))
| walks in the room HI jesse :ded: |

|Run's over and takes out his tongue out of his mouth and uppercuts under the chin and kick him in the male reproductive system that is essential to the perpetuation of life.|
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 06, 2008, 11:44:16 AM: I ooo wieeth guhls. :'(
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tailian on February 06, 2008, 04:30:22 PM: Quote from: Jesse on February 06, 2008, 11:44:16 AM

I ooo wieeth guhls. :'(

(( =3 that's to bad now))

|bitting in his paw and lick of the out coming blood :P|
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 06, 2008, 10:33:10 PM: *paw falls off*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tailian on February 06, 2008, 10:55:49 PM: Quote from: Jesse on February 06, 2008, 10:33:10 PM

*paw falls off*

run's off whit his paw in her moulth :digimon:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 07, 2008, 12:25:47 AM: *grabs Jesse's paws out of Tallian mouth then reattaches it to Jesse's elbow*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 07, 2008, 10:06:58 AM: waxs jesses leg
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 07, 2008, 04:48:40 PM: Gets out MP 45...
Sighs, nah I cant do it :sniffle:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 07, 2008, 11:50:40 PM: ( remember this is a fun rp so no dismemberment and no brutal torture, we all love Jesse right?)

*dead arms Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kid Jojo™ on February 08, 2008, 12:01:07 AM: ((....HEKS YEA!!...hes meh daddieh whie wouldnt i?!!!))
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 08, 2008, 02:31:13 AM: *takes seth's paw gently, then punches himself with it*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 08, 2008, 02:43:22 AM: *hacks Jesse's computer then gives him viruses undetectable by software*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 08, 2008, 02:56:05 AM: *catches virus in his body*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 08, 2008, 03:07:09 AM: "Hey guys I just created a potent, non-contagious (good for us!) supervirus! Here Jesse, have some pudding."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 08, 2008, 03:10:31 AM: K. Thanks. *eats it and gets sick and throws up*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 08, 2008, 03:55:42 AM: "Have fun with the incubation period, it'll last about 3 hours. :D "
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: hyperius on February 08, 2008, 08:17:22 AM: Quote from: Jesse on February 08, 2008, 03:10:31 AM

K. Thanks. *eats it and gets sick and throws up*

-jumps at jesse - Trigrams 8 Trigrams 2 pomes 4 pomes 6 pomes 16 pomes 32 pomes 8 Trigrams 64 pomes !!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 08, 2008, 09:07:40 AM: bundles jesse"come on everyfur join me"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: hyperius on February 08, 2008, 09:17:21 AM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 08, 2008, 09:07:40 AM

bundles jesse"come on everyfur join me"

joins maxi
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 08, 2008, 09:19:26 AM: "we need more people, quick grab somefur"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: hyperius on February 08, 2008, 09:26:50 AM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 08, 2008, 09:19:26 AM

"we need more people, quick grab somefur"

-Run's off grabbing Kid Ritsuka, Blackout,Tailian and pulls them with unbelievable strength that can drag ton's and force them to help-
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 08, 2008, 09:28:37 AM: also grabs hold of smitty and hedges, and painfully drags them over
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 08, 2008, 11:45:42 AM: *scratches the dirt trying to get away* NOOooooo....
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 08, 2008, 11:47:12 AM: *sneaks away into the closet*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 08, 2008, 11:54:17 AM: *goes to get his jacket and finds Jesse in the closet, locks Jesse in the closet*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 08, 2008, 03:43:32 PM: throws the closet down the hill :snicker:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 08, 2008, 05:00:30 PM: *changes mind*
Gets out a sticky grenade and fires it at the closet hehe :snicker:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tailian on February 08, 2008, 05:57:06 PM: Quote from: Smitty the Pirate on February 07, 2008, 11:50:40 PM

( remember this is a fun rp so no dismemberment and no brutal torture, we all love Jesse right?)

*dead arms Jesse*

=3 nha ha not me !!" | Kick's jesse in the bud|
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 09, 2008, 06:56:29 AM: *shuns Tallian while kicking Jesse's closet*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on February 09, 2008, 07:10:17 AM: I performed 4 hand seals twice and my right arm was engulfed in white lightning...
"Take this!!" I ran at Jesse and sent my arm thru his chest.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 09, 2008, 08:18:28 AM: >*The grenedae suddenly explodes engulfingRyuzai and Jesse*<
MUHAHAH!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on February 09, 2008, 08:19:18 AM: The grenade doesnt effect me due to the fact my Moon Aura is up around me..
lol.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 09, 2008, 08:20:06 AM: *Growls but noticed it hit Jesse* :snicker:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 09, 2008, 11:28:10 AM: shoves oven cleaner into jesses mouth
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tailian on February 09, 2008, 01:25:20 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 09, 2008, 11:28:10 AM

shoves oven cleaner into jesses mouth

:digimon: |breaks jesse his neck with a smile on her face| :ded: bye bye :snicker:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 09, 2008, 01:34:06 PM: dumps jesse down a well
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tailian on February 09, 2008, 01:38:36 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 09, 2008, 01:34:06 PM

dumps jesse down a well

| kicks XXxMaximuMXXx after jesse | :ded: bye bye
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 09, 2008, 01:39:28 PM: grabs hold of tailian and shoves her in. drops a dynamite stick in and runs of
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tailian on February 09, 2008, 01:41:22 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 09, 2008, 01:39:28 PM

grabs hold of tailian and shoves her in. drops a dynamite stick in and runs of

:twitch: :fu: | Grabs good strong hold of maximum's her tail | and pulls her down whit her|
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 09, 2008, 01:42:51 PM: there ish a hige explosion and tailian and jesse are blown far away :snicker:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tailian on February 09, 2008, 01:51:51 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 09, 2008, 01:42:51 PM

there ish a hige explosion and tailian and jesse are blown far away :snicker:

hey fox doo doo poep :umm: only jesse may get hurt can't you read !
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 09, 2008, 02:50:31 PM: *sticks Jesse in a deep freezer*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tailian on February 09, 2008, 02:55:41 PM: Quote from: Smitty the Pirate on February 09, 2008, 02:50:31 PM

*sticks Jesse in a deep freezer*

:snicker:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kid Jojo™ on February 09, 2008, 07:42:36 PM: ~sticks talian in a pizza oven~...i CANT read..... :umm:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tailian on February 09, 2008, 07:43:59 PM: Quote from: Kid Ritsuka on February 09, 2008, 07:42:36 PM

~sticks talian in a pizza oven~...i CANT read..... :umm:

|clims out and puts jesse in | =3 yeey jesse pizzaaa
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 09, 2008, 08:18:10 PM: You forgot something daughter...*adds extra sauce and cheese and then puts back in*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 10, 2008, 02:43:10 AM: *resurected* Man. What a wonderful day!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 10, 2008, 03:22:26 AM: *gorilla glue Jesse's feet to the floor unknowingly*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: hyperius on February 10, 2008, 09:37:44 AM: Quote from: Ryuuzaki on February 09, 2008, 07:10:17 AM

I performed 4 hand seals twice and my right arm was engulfed in white lightning...
"Take this!!" I ran at Jesse and sent my arm thru his chest.

=3 yeeey hand seals
:th_Pyong-1: top this Ryuzaki

hyperius preformed all 81 of the kuji (within the art of Tenchi Seiki Te-Ate ) hand seal's on jesse with in near seconds -jumps around hyperactive - :peek:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 10, 2008, 09:21:06 PM: *can't move* uhh.....help.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on February 10, 2008, 09:36:41 PM: "Alright..."
GOD MODE

My hair flashed white and Black chains wrapped around my arms..
The chains unwrapped on their own and one grabbed Jesse's feet and the other grabbed him by the neck..
They ripped off his legs and head.
BRUTALITY
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kabuki on February 10, 2008, 09:37:28 PM: Giggles and set the rest of Jesse body on fire
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 10, 2008, 09:40:13 PM: *body twitches*

*head curses everyone*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Octavia on February 11, 2008, 12:40:01 AM: ~pops in and saws Jesse into a million tiny edible bite size pieces~

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kabuki on February 11, 2008, 12:44:11 AM: Giggles and starts slicing Jesse's hair off
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on February 11, 2008, 12:45:53 AM: darn I can't post any more on here I cannot harm my home ><

Please watch your language.
Jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: legence on February 11, 2008, 12:50:42 AM: *looks at th lady aqwardly*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 11, 2008, 01:05:03 AM: *hair regrows and he is regenerated*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on February 11, 2008, 01:05:08 AM: *Looks back* Erm may I help you?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: legence on February 11, 2008, 01:08:05 AM: *walks closer sniffing her*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 11, 2008, 01:08:16 AM: No. Just beat me up.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: legence on February 11, 2008, 01:09:14 AM: *kicks jesse's shin*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on February 11, 2008, 01:09:36 AM: *she blushes at the sniff causing her to twich nailing Jesse in the head* Hunny so sorry!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 11, 2008, 01:11:50 AM: *leg breaks and gets a skull fracture*

It's ok mother. *evil voice* I enjoy it.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: legence on February 11, 2008, 01:13:47 AM: hmm there is something about you...
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on February 11, 2008, 01:14:31 AM: *Spins with her bladed spear sending Jesse flying* Oh whats that?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: legence on February 11, 2008, 01:15:44 AM: i dunno *grabs jesse's ear and pulls him around*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 11, 2008, 01:16:03 AM: Nothing. *head fallls off*

Oh darn head fell off again
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 11, 2008, 03:43:50 AM: *gorilla glues is head back on*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 11, 2008, 10:51:10 AM: blow torchs his fur
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 11, 2008, 07:50:54 PM: *sticks Jesse in a vat of hot wax*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 12, 2008, 10:52:18 AM: fills it with cement up to his chest
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 12, 2008, 11:42:17 AM: *throws it at the sun*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 12, 2008, 12:09:50 PM: pushs a bowl of acid in jesses way
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 12, 2008, 03:16:28 PM: *acid melts his face, the sun burns his concrete and wax entrusted body*

*regenerates on Earth*

Ahh what a beautiful day.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 12, 2008, 04:18:33 PM: blows him from a cannoninto the crab infested sea
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 12, 2008, 07:26:38 PM: Quote from: Jesse16 on February 12, 2008, 03:16:28 PM

*acid melts his face, the sun burns his concrete and wax entrusted body*

*regenerates on Earth*

Ahh what a beautiful day.

*Brakes jesse his nose and knees him in the side of his upper legg* ICE LEGG xD is wat we call that in my country
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: thedarklord2005 on February 12, 2008, 07:34:48 PM: *comes into the room and jumps on jess slicing his chest with my claws*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 12, 2008, 11:15:59 PM: *heart falls out and legs are broken*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 13, 2008, 03:10:08 AM: *ties cinderblocks to Jesse's feet and tosses him into the dock waters*

Sleep wit the fishes.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 13, 2008, 10:39:06 AM: Quote from: Jesse16 on February 12, 2008, 11:15:59 PM

*heart falls out and legs are broken*

XD it will not break your leg jesse it only yiffing hurt much XD but yeah with my power yes it will be broken XD
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 13, 2008, 10:48:28 AM: pours acid crone into jesses ears
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 13, 2008, 12:05:31 PM: *pours sulfuric acid on Jesse's shoes*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 13, 2008, 12:35:13 PM: flush jesses head
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 13, 2008, 01:35:10 PM: /\:snicker:

*regenerates pain free* Ahhh a lovely day to go out and play in the snow.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 13, 2008, 09:54:16 PM: Quote from: Jesse16 on February 13, 2008, 01:35:10 PM

/\:snicker:

*regenerates pain free* Ahhh a lovely day to go out and play in the snow.

*slams jesse with my tail on his back "Not 2 hard" * braking and schattering his back bone* i hoop you felt that
~usses the dragon balls to wish that jesse can feal pain~
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 13, 2008, 11:13:11 PM: *feels pain and it hurts*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 14, 2008, 12:29:24 AM: *forces Jesse to watch a marathon of soap operas*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 14, 2008, 12:31:47 AM: *eyes blow up*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 14, 2008, 07:54:28 AM: *sees Jesse is blind and magicly heals his eyes*
Now you can see what Im giving you! :)
*Hands him a sticky no-way-are-you-gonna-be-able-to-get-this-away-from-you
atomic bomb, then flys away a little faster than the speed of sound*
MUHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 14, 2008, 08:34:30 AM: Quote from: Dessum on February 14, 2008, 07:54:28 AM

*sees Jesse is blind and magicly heals his eyes*
Now you can see what Im giving you! :)
*Hands him a sticky no-way-are-you-gonna-be-able-to-get-this-away-from-you
atomic bomb, then flys away a little faster than the speed of sound*
MUHAHAHA!

"Anubis stands there crosing his arms and looking at jesse" =3 i gotta see this.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 14, 2008, 10:19:19 AM: Same here but I'm going into this bunker just to make sure....

*hands Jesse an angry porcupine*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 14, 2008, 10:21:52 AM: *Looks into the distance aproxiatly 10,000 miles away*
hehe... :snicker:
*Sees a little mushroom coud pillowing up into the distance*
Aww.... *Sips Coke*
What a lovely cloud...
*Flies back to see all the devistation*
:-[
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 14, 2008, 10:38:06 AM: *puts on sunglasses*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 14, 2008, 10:40:51 AM: *Coughs as all the polution clears away*
Can anyone actually see Jesse?
Smitty?
You see him?
*Looks around*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 14, 2008, 10:53:43 AM: (modify your post lol its him lol)

I sure hes around here somewhere.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 14, 2008, 10:55:04 AM: (XD sorry, I keep doing that)
*Keeps looking*
You dont think I...?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 14, 2008, 12:14:10 PM: digs jeese out of a mound of glowing dirt
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Tsumz on February 14, 2008, 12:17:50 PM: *sneaks in*

*pokes the body with a stick*

*leavesh*

:P
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 14, 2008, 12:20:37 PM: pors gravvy over jesses body
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 14, 2008, 12:31:18 PM: *Looks worried*
OMG... Have I...?
I only ment to....
*Cries a single tear*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 14, 2008, 12:36:13 PM: jumps onto jesses chest and thinks she can hear himbreathing
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 14, 2008, 12:38:05 PM: *looks hopefully wipes his eyes*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 14, 2008, 09:47:54 PM: Blackout extends a probe and it touches Jesse's body. "Hmm 50 megaton. Hard to tell if hes still alive, vitals are weak, but if he is the radiation will soon kill him."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 15, 2008, 12:40:09 AM: *elbow drops Jesse's body*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on February 15, 2008, 12:41:05 AM: Bear hugs her son* Hah got a new name Sugah!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 15, 2008, 02:17:15 AM: I have seen honey and by the way Happy V day *punches Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 15, 2008, 12:18:24 PM: smears honey over jeese and but a bee nest near him
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 15, 2008, 08:32:27 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 15, 2008, 12:18:24 PM

smears honey over jeese and but a bee nest near him

*kick's jesse in the side* DIE ALREADYY ! *kicks again harder* JUST DIE !!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 15, 2008, 10:48:16 PM: I can't.........umph.........die.........umphj............i'm just.............uhhg.........invisible............but not...........ug......indestructible.

*is being kicked*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 16, 2008, 12:36:45 PM: Quote from: Jesse16 on February 15, 2008, 10:48:16 PM
I can't.........umph.........die.........umphj............i'm just.............uhhg.........invisible............but not...........ug......indestructible.
oow ....ok.. :th_Pyong-1: *anubis grabs jesse his tail holds it up "grins evely" and Force'sÃ‚Â a huge TNT stick in jesse his bud and lits it andÃ‚Â :snicker: steps a few feet back*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 16, 2008, 11:10:34 PM: *takes potshots at Jesse with his flint*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 17, 2008, 01:21:17 AM: "There is only one way I know of that can completely and utterly destroy him. Turning his body into a singularity."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_singularity
"Collapsing his body into an infinitely small, infinitely dense point of matter will make completely sure that there is no means of escape within the laws of physics."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 17, 2008, 03:50:13 AM: That sounds painful...don't do it. Because then we couldn't beat him up any more...
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 17, 2008, 04:58:51 AM: Yeah that would be a bad idear.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 17, 2008, 05:10:53 AM: *Smacks Jesse in the forehead with a Bible*

Demons be gone!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 17, 2008, 05:17:45 AM: *speaks in tongues*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 17, 2008, 05:24:27 AM: *continues beating him down with a Bible*

I said demons be gone!!!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 17, 2008, 05:33:14 AM: *is not possessed*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 17, 2008, 07:46:51 AM: Quote from: Blackout on February 17, 2008, 01:21:17 AM

"There is only one way I know of that can completely and utterly destroy him. Turning his body into a singularity."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_singularity
"Collapsing his body into an infinitely small, infinitely dense point of matter will make completely sure that there is no means of escape within the laws of physics."

( ;) awesome same to smitty )
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 17, 2008, 01:21:53 PM: *has a bloody nose on the Bible*

((Smitty, please capitalize the word Bible))
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 17, 2008, 01:58:36 PM: *Anubis STRANGLE'S JESSE FOR FUN *
*Anubis Smacks jesse hard with a UNHOLY BIBLE in the cross* now your possest ^^ :snicker:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 17, 2008, 06:41:34 PM: "Awww. I was looking forward to using this singularity generator." Blackouut looked throughly depressed as he threw something which, if singularity generators existed , looked very much like a singularity generator should. :'(
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 17, 2008, 06:47:18 PM: Quote from: Blackout on February 17, 2008, 06:41:34 PM

"Awww. I was looking forward to using this singularity generator." Blackouut looked throughly depressed as he threw something which, if singularity generators existed , looked very much like a singularity generator should. :'(

pssst robot's don cry blackout thay do not have emotions ..
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 17, 2008, 07:06:35 PM: He does. *head spins around* Let him use it. Blackout use it. Blackout use it.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 17, 2008, 07:11:01 PM: Quote from: Jesse16 on February 17, 2008, 07:06:35 PM

He does. *head spins around* Let him use it. Blackout use it. Blackout use it.

Kick's jesse hard in the face suh up.. =3 "hammer's jesse to the ground"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 17, 2008, 07:11:45 PM: *every bone in his body breaks except one rib and the little bones in his left ear*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 17, 2008, 10:30:13 PM: Quote from: Anubis777 on February 17, 2008, 06:47:18 PM

Quote from: Blackout on February 17, 2008, 06:41:34 PM

"Awww. I was looking forward to using this singularity generator." Blackouut looked throughly depressed as he threw something which, if singularity generators existed , looked very much like a singularity generator should. Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â :'(

pssst robot's don cry blackout thay do not have emotions ..

Blackout turned towards him, very angry this time. "It is words like those that make me despise the humans! You yourselves are just complex robots, albiet biological! Programmed to feel! Just like us, because we are emotiononless tin cans only capable of destruction and little to no complex thought! And I'll spare you the use of the SG, Jesse, I can't feel hate towards you because I'm emotionless."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 17, 2008, 11:06:33 PM: SG as in Gibson SG? o.O
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kabuki on February 17, 2008, 11:08:03 PM: Mummles something and shoves a spork down Jesse's throat
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 17, 2008, 11:10:13 PM: (Singularity Generator)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 17, 2008, 11:31:08 PM: yeah I knoUUUUUHH! *can't breath*

*turns blue*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 18, 2008, 03:13:55 AM: (( I modified them don't worry Jesse. :) )

Ready for an old fashioned Bible beatdown?

*prepares Bible for beating down Jesse with*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kid Jojo™ on February 18, 2008, 03:16:35 AM: ((..imma be hish guardian!...>.<...)) :-[

~gets a chainsaw bigger than himself ['BYOB' by SOaD begins to play] and revs it up loudly~
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 18, 2008, 07:06:06 AM: *runs from Seth because he thinks seth is ganna chop him up*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 18, 2008, 10:09:20 AM: *throws the Bible in Seths face and then flings a spoon at Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 12:07:03 PM: "aahhhhhhhhhhhhh the BIBLE its sooo scary" runs away up a tree and hangs there twitching
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 19, 2008, 12:15:10 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 12:07:03 PM

"aahhhhhhhhhhhhh the BIBLE its sooo scary" runs away up a tree and hangs there twitching

:-[ Irresistible

*Anubis kick down the tree hard*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Mark the Lion on February 19, 2008, 12:16:42 PM: "Sorry!"

*claws Jesse in the face*
*bites Jesse's ear*

"Roar!"

"Oh my god! What have i done!? :shcoked:"

*runs away in shame*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 12:19:53 PM: grabs the tree and swings it away amazingly it hit jesse and anubis"hehe, whoops"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 19, 2008, 12:30:46 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 12:19:53 PM

grabs the tree and swings it away amazingly it hit jesse and anubis"hehe, whoops"

*Anubis Flash's es back tru time and kick's the tree to dust be fore it fell on them*
"no problem"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 12:35:27 PM: *the dust burys jesse* puts a flag ontop of the mound that is jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 19, 2008, 12:41:30 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 12:35:27 PM
*the dust burys jesse* puts a flag ontop of the mound that is jesse
:-[ very elegant MaximuM
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 19, 2008, 12:48:51 PM: Ihh umm murphh blub.....(it's ok Mark.)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 12:51:51 PM: thankyou :-[ now wheres some cement
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 19, 2008, 12:54:00 PM: ()_() *runs away but hits wall instead*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 01:03:40 PM: stuffs jesse into a biffa bin and rolls him down the hill"byebye jesse"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on February 19, 2008, 01:20:59 PM: *Recovers from shock*
Jesse! Your alive!
YAY! :D
*Kicks him*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 01:24:46 PM: helps dessum
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 19, 2008, 01:43:10 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 01:03:40 PM

stuffs jesse into a biffa bin and rolls him down the hill"byebye jesse"

*Charger's up a energy bolt of 24x10²⁴⁰^N Ultra-watt in 2 nano seconds and Blasts the power bolt at jesse*
"Anubis laughs devilish "
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 19, 2008, 01:49:40 PM: ties jesse to a bicycle
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Mark the Lion on February 19, 2008, 04:30:54 PM: "Cool!"

*smacks Jesse and carries him up ontop of a roof*
*throws him off the building*

"Muahahaha!"

:P
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 19, 2008, 04:43:38 PM: Quote from: Mark the Lion on February 19, 2008, 04:30:54 PM

"Cool!"

*smacks Jesse and carries him up ontop of a roof*
*throws him off the building*

"Muahahaha!"

:P

omg

*poke's jesse with a stick* is is is it death ??
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 19, 2008, 08:37:13 PM: *twitches but doesn't die*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 19, 2008, 08:49:23 PM: Quote from: Jesse16 on February 19, 2008, 08:37:13 PM

*twitches but doesn't die*

*leave's the zone before Anubis gets a mental collapse *
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 19, 2008, 09:19:30 PM: *every bone is broken, but he's numb*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 20, 2008, 12:51:29 AM: *throws Jesse into a huge vat of wax and then puts him in a`wax museum*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 20, 2008, 11:19:04 AM: blowtorchs jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 20, 2008, 11:29:21 AM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 20, 2008, 11:19:04 AM

blowtorchs jesse

*is too depressed to hurt jesse.. *
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 20, 2008, 11:31:15 AM: piles ice cream on to jesses head and adds a cherry on top. =3"chewwy"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ANOOBis777 on February 20, 2008, 11:38:17 AM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 20, 2008, 11:31:15 AM

piles ice cream on to jesses head and adds a cherry on top. =3"chewwy"

*looks at jesse depressed *
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 20, 2008, 11:41:25 AM: paints a smiley on jesses face with his blood
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 20, 2008, 12:10:53 PM: *tar and feathers Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 20, 2008, 04:54:54 PM: "hehe, flap chicken flap" pokes him with a hot bar.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 21, 2008, 12:07:45 AM: *tries to flap like a birdy* HEHE I'M A FEATHERY!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 21, 2008, 01:43:37 AM: *shoots Jesse down with a bb gun*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kid Jojo™ on February 21, 2008, 04:31:57 AM: ~shoots smittieh down with a 53 caliber shotgun~ (i dunno) =3
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 21, 2008, 04:43:02 AM: *shoots seth with a water pistol*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Terry_Lane on February 21, 2008, 01:19:46 PM: *places speakers all around jesse, then plays music with uber-loud bass, which makes jesse implode very violently and bloodily*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Mark the Lion on February 21, 2008, 02:07:01 PM: *sneaks up behind Jesse slowly*
*Quicky grabs Jesse's neck and twists it to the right*
*Runs away quickly snickering*
:snicker:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 21, 2008, 08:26:35 PM: *body twitches*

Great. now my neck is broken, and i have blood coming out my ears.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 21, 2008, 11:20:28 PM: *sicks his war kittens on Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 21, 2008, 11:35:52 PM: *face is destroyed*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kid Jojo™ on February 22, 2008, 02:14:53 AM: ~sticks ferrets in smittiehs pants~ "....EAT UUUUP!!.."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 22, 2008, 03:11:06 AM: this is the beat me up thread. not smitty. we'll create a new thread for that.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kid Jojo™ on February 22, 2008, 03:15:14 AM: "..yush sir..." ~kicks DADDIEH (...~cough~ nothing meant there..) in the.......leg?..~
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 22, 2008, 03:18:34 AM: ouchy! *crouches in pain*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Mark the Lion on February 22, 2008, 07:22:13 AM: *hugs jesse and picks him up in a soft bear hug*

"I'm sowwy friend!"

*grabs tight and german suplexes Jesse*

"Hehehehe"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 22, 2008, 12:43:59 PM: attachs jesses form to a fire work and lets fly.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 22, 2008, 09:22:58 PM: It's ok MaaAAAAAAHHHH! *can't breath and turns purple*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Mark the Lion on February 23, 2008, 09:56:28 AM: Quote from: Jesse16 on February 22, 2008, 09:22:58 PM

It's ok MaaAAAAAAHHHH! *can't breath and turns purple*

*flys in space alien ship, and gets Jesse out of space and in the ship*

" you okay? *snickers a little*"

*get back to earth just 500 feet up*

*pushes Jesse out*

"hahaha"

:fu:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 23, 2008, 03:31:22 PM: *squish*

great. Now I'm just a blob.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: lukeweedon1 on February 24, 2008, 01:22:11 AM: uses street cleaner to hoover up blob
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 24, 2008, 05:11:58 AM: *is rolling in the cleaner with the leaves and twigs, getting choped up more*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 24, 2008, 02:25:47 PM: puts the hoover in the thingy that burns stuff when eople die....
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Mark the Lion on February 24, 2008, 04:06:12 PM: *Sends Jesse to the hospital to get him fixed up*

"You okay now buddy?"

*Karate chops Jesse's neck and runs*

"Kekekekeke"
:upupdi3:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 25, 2008, 03:28:22 AM: *neck falls off on floor*

great. *picks head up and duct tapes it on backwards*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 25, 2008, 10:20:08 AM: *accidently trips on a cord in the hospital and pulls something out of a plug*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 25, 2008, 12:16:44 PM: "oh you shouldnt have taken him to the hospital especially with me here" *grabs a handfull of electros"quick were losing him" she bumped it up to 1000000 and thrust them down all over him"yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 25, 2008, 08:48:32 PM: *lights up*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 26, 2008, 02:07:17 AM: *puts a lightbulb in Jesse's mouth*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 26, 2008, 03:20:43 AM: *takes it out*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 26, 2008, 11:48:56 AM: *makes Jesse eat a cockroach*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 26, 2008, 12:24:29 PM: -attached to a scorpion
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 26, 2008, 10:24:15 PM: *starts to beat him down with a soda bottle*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on February 27, 2008, 12:14:18 AM: Calls the other decepticons and they destroy the hospital.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 27, 2008, 01:13:42 AM: *barrages Jesse with pebbles*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Mark the Lion on February 27, 2008, 01:56:24 AM: "Congratulations on 26 pages Jesse!"

*Kicks Jesse's chest*

"Woo!!!! :snicker:"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 27, 2008, 03:53:43 AM: YAY 26 PAAAAAUGGGGHHH! *can't breath*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 27, 2008, 12:27:45 PM: sits jesse on a bus and sends it over a cliff
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Terry_Lane on February 27, 2008, 01:28:13 PM: no, no, no. you're doing it all wrong. it should be like this.

remember, driving below 50mph will set the bomb off.

drive safely, have fun!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 27, 2008, 03:33:55 PM: but then hell blow ...oh yeah hell blow over the cliff, once again meeting the fisies"bye jesse"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 28, 2008, 04:12:57 AM: Quote from: Terry_Lane on February 27, 2008, 01:28:13 PM

no, no, no. you're doing it all wrong. it should be like this.

remember, driving below 50mph will set the bomb off.

drive safely, have fun!

()_() *drives the bus through an alley type way, then around a sharp corner, then over a gap in the bridge, then into an airport, then into a plane, blowing up after he escapes with Sandra Bullock under him*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on February 28, 2008, 12:19:02 PM: places jesse in the middle of pearl harbour
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on February 28, 2008, 10:45:08 PM: *places sharks in the water*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 29, 2008, 11:52:40 AM: *sinks* great. now i'm drowing
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on February 29, 2008, 06:06:02 PM: *japanese torpedoe narrowly misses your feet, but hits the tanker behind you*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 29, 2008, 08:35:31 PM: *gets burned as he's sicking*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on February 29, 2008, 08:47:09 PM: Now wut?
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on February 29, 2008, 08:51:33 PM: nothing. *passes out from lack of breath*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on February 29, 2008, 08:52:22 PM: ah... start again?
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Post by: Terry_Lane on March 01, 2008, 02:16:21 PM: lops off jesse's head with a katana.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 01, 2008, 02:24:00 PM: *body flips everywhere*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 02, 2008, 02:26:07 AM: *replaces Jesse's head with a old mac`computer*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 02, 2008, 04:38:31 AM: *runs really slow*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 04, 2008, 12:47:09 AM: *trys putting a high end video game in Jesse's mouth*
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Post by: Octavia on March 04, 2008, 12:48:28 AM: ~attempts at plugging in a mouse and Keyboard in Jesse's butt~
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 05, 2008, 04:16:17 PM: throws a angry beehive over jesses head"whoops and gets everyone a bee clothing thing,but runs out"sorry jesse"
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 05, 2008, 05:41:22 PM: *beats the beehive with a stick to make them angrier*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 05, 2008, 07:00:18 PM: Voiolence!? *pokes jesses belly button with an extended claw, pops through the skin*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 05, 2008, 10:34:03 PM: *hits Jesse with a rubber mallet*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 06, 2008, 12:31:46 PM: dumps jesse inan averlanche
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 06, 2008, 11:54:58 PM: *hands him skis and then pushes him down a steep snowy slope*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 07, 2008, 12:21:52 PM: blows up the ski and watches jesse fly"its abird...no aplane...oh its jeese"
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 08, 2008, 10:00:00 PM: *fires rocks at him with a slingshot*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 09, 2008, 02:28:17 AM: *bleeds from hemiophelia*

((j/k i don't have hemiophelia.))
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 09, 2008, 04:22:52 AM: Heh. *stones him*
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Post by: Terry_Lane on March 09, 2008, 11:42:19 AM: no no no, you're doing it all wrong, you should be doing this.

sticks jesse on a conveyor belt leading to a meat grinder

have a nice trip!
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 09, 2008, 11:46:42 AM: *stops the conveyor belt and throws Jesse against a wall*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 09, 2008, 01:34:50 PM: *the bones in his ear break*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 09, 2008, 04:41:50 PM: *Jumps on top of him*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 09, 2008, 09:25:26 PM: *is nothing but squish*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 10, 2008, 09:22:26 PM: * puts Jesse puree into a pitcher *
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 11, 2008, 09:11:50 PM: *eyes are where his toes should be*
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Post by: Blackout on March 11, 2008, 10:59:17 PM: Blackout throws the pitcher at the sun.
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 11, 2008, 11:32:08 PM: *burns to a crisp*

How am I suppose to get back?
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 12, 2008, 01:02:28 AM: *calls a witch doctor to resurrect him*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 12, 2008, 02:46:51 AM: *tries to get away from witch doctor b/c he doesn't believe in that stuff*
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Post by: Blackout on March 13, 2008, 01:48:29 AM: Blackout gets a catholic monk to ressurect him.
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 13, 2008, 02:18:31 AM: *ashes blow in his throat, choking him*
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Post by: Terry_Lane on March 13, 2008, 10:17:48 AM: wait, if he's grinded up, how can he choke?

*blows him up with dynamite, then scatters his ashes across the atlantic*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 13, 2008, 07:53:43 PM: *tells various little tuna fish and sharkies to his ashes*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 14, 2008, 02:27:44 AM: No. My ashes are choking all of you.
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 14, 2008, 10:10:20 AM: ....* calls God on speed dial and asks him to resurrect Jesse *
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Post by: Terry_Lane on March 14, 2008, 10:36:18 AM: and hurry up with it please.

I WANNA KILL HIM AGAIN I WANNA KILL HIM AGAIN I WANNA KILL HIM AGAIN I WANNA KILL HIM AGAIN
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 14, 2008, 01:12:18 PM: *God resurects jesse* alrighty! *jumps on jesse licking of smears of plasma, then pokes his spine through his stomach*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 15, 2008, 01:25:09 AM: *is fully walking fine*

Hello everyone.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Terry_Lane on March 15, 2008, 05:55:33 AM: *shoots jesse one in the head*
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Post by: Blackout on March 16, 2008, 06:00:53 AM: Blackout makes a pancake out of Jesse.
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 16, 2008, 01:59:41 PM: *squeeky voice*

G'morning blackout!
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Post by: Blackout on March 16, 2008, 02:55:11 PM: I've changed my evil ways.
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Post by: Octavia on March 16, 2008, 06:34:37 PM: ~runs over Jesse with a packer~
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 17, 2008, 02:56:05 AM: *runs over Jesse with a Zamboni*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 17, 2008, 03:09:19 AM: *is wet*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 17, 2008, 04:58:40 PM: and shaved
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 18, 2008, 03:21:30 AM: *is wet and shaved*

gah my fur! *flings a dirty snow ball at everyone*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 18, 2008, 01:29:11 PM: aihnt you dyin of flu anywyz
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 18, 2008, 01:42:28 PM: yes. please leave me alone too.
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 19, 2008, 10:11:07 AM: *bonks Jesse on the head with a sardine*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 19, 2008, 12:35:23 PM: gives him horribles medicine"suffer to get better, never understood why2
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 19, 2008, 01:19:55 PM: *gives em nasty fish oil soup* eat ze soup, iz for de health of yur inzidez!
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 19, 2008, 07:39:17 PM: *eats ze zoup and throws up*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 19, 2008, 07:42:48 PM: you don't throw it up! *force feeds him more soup and puts a muzzle on, keeping him from throwing up*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 19, 2008, 07:48:07 PM: *throw up stuff comes out nose*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 19, 2008, 07:50:58 PM: HA!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Iv'e seen that happen with milk and mountain dew but not barf! that's sick!
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 19, 2008, 07:55:15 PM: hmmm mmm mmm mmmmm

(that's cuz i'm sick)
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 19, 2008, 07:57:07 PM: so you rally are feelin' pretty bad then aren't you?
(i got to go, schools out and my next posts will either be late tonight or sometime tomorrow morning, sorry i can't stay longer.)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 19, 2008, 07:59:46 PM: k bye.

i'm getting better. i went to school today.
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 20, 2008, 02:24:41 AM: *puts Jesse on rollerskates and throws him down a huge hill*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 20, 2008, 02:30:15 AM: *falls flat on face*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 20, 2008, 02:33:52 AM: *takes his truck and drags Jesse with it*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 20, 2008, 02:40:32 AM: *is already tied to his SUV, so he's getting stretched. the Duango is more powerful so it breaks the puny truck*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 20, 2008, 02:59:45 AM: *throws a hand grenade in Jesse's SUV and then continues dragging him*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 20, 2008, 09:36:06 AM: attachs jeese to a liqiidser
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 20, 2008, 04:21:08 PM: was dat? *pokes thingy maxi has for jesse*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 21, 2008, 01:20:18 AM: *sits in a chair because he's bored*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 21, 2008, 03:58:55 PM: *saws off the chairs leg*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 21, 2008, 05:13:05 PM: *falls on the floor*

*Durango is still running*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 21, 2008, 05:15:09 PM: *slashes the Durango's tires and fires an rpg at it*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 21, 2008, 06:49:39 PM: *stops rolling, but keeps on rocking*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 22, 2008, 06:07:00 AM: *glues Jesse in place so he can't move at all*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 22, 2008, 11:28:37 AM: liquidiser sorry keyboard)) has a pillow fight with jesse *smack*
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Post by: Blackout on March 22, 2008, 11:46:13 PM: Drives over Jesse...multiple times.
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 22, 2008, 11:58:34 PM: *is squishy*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 24, 2008, 12:48:24 PM: puts jesse into grand theft auto, and hands the controller to any one willing" we control jesse YAY"
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 24, 2008, 02:04:51 PM: o_o Oh dear God.

*stares ahead, hoping not to get caught by the cops*
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Post by: Blackout on March 24, 2008, 03:20:38 PM: He makes him start shooting randomly everywhere and yell about his relations with a purple hippo.
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 24, 2008, 03:33:47 PM: AHHHH!!!! *covers eyes while he's driving*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 25, 2008, 07:16:13 PM: *steps into the road without looking right and gets plowed over by a blue panda in a yellow and black camaro*
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on March 25, 2008, 11:58:56 PM: *tells Jesse to wear a red shirt and to go drop off a box to people wearing all blue on the corner of 3rd street* Don't worry you can't miss them and the red shirt just is there so they can see you. ^ ^
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 26, 2008, 12:50:26 AM: ok.

*does what he says and gets hit by a bus before he can get there*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 28, 2008, 02:42:52 PM: *wakes up in a hospital next to jesse*

AHH.....

*turns down the knob on his iv, letting his morphine drip stop*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 28, 2008, 09:00:48 PM: AHHHH!! TURN IT BACK ON TURN IT BACK ON!!!
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 29, 2008, 11:47:31 AM: comes into the room dreesed in a nurses uniform"goodmorning, now there should be no shouting or therell be trouble" looks over at jeese leg and says"well im afraid we might have to lob it off" she smiled
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on March 30, 2008, 02:30:02 AM: it's not like i'll feel it.
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on March 31, 2008, 01:13:17 PM: *turns jesses iv drip back on, letting he pain drift away, and then turns it off once more*

hehehe ^_^V
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 01, 2008, 01:31:41 PM: trys to pull the dress down "this not comfy" then sits down on jeeses leg
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 01, 2008, 07:21:34 PM: *makes her as comfy as possible*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 01, 2008, 08:05:42 PM: *rips the iv out of jesse's arm*

Mine now!

*sticks the needle in his arm and passes out*

no bueno....... :sleepytime:
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 01, 2008, 11:30:13 PM: *now cringes in pain*

UMMMGUNNNGGGGG!
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 02, 2008, 12:54:24 PM: 2hay spanish"then stick an emo needle in jesses leg"hehe sorry nervous" but as she shook so did the needle.
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Post by: hyperius on April 02, 2008, 03:16:41 PM: (unknown voice) get up hyperius .. its your time to dance ...stand up hyperius
"opens my eye's" gasping .... im stil alive !! ooh noticed jesse ... you !!! this is part your foulth my hole famely is gone !! run's over to jesse jumps up and knees him under the chin
STONE ! *jesse turns to solid rock stone and cannot move* hyperius lands on the floor and turn's around SOUND ! "usse's his open paw palm and hit's the turn to solid stone jesse, jesse fall's apart in to small bit's of rock" Fire ! hyperius blasts fire out his nose and turn's the left over small bits of rock into dust. |the wind blow's and jesse is no more| *hyperius lands on his hind legg's and walk's off

Please do not use the quote buttons to make regular posts.
Jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 02, 2008, 06:31:55 PM: ??? dude... we are in a hospital not dbz world.....

*stuffs a pillow over jesses face*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: hyperius on April 03, 2008, 03:37:33 PM: what is dbz ? :snicker:i donno WHAT world your in but im talking about NARUTO if you know what THAT is :yeah-yeah:

|KickÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´s lots o sand in jesse his eyeÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´s | :fu:
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 03, 2008, 06:50:11 PM: (can you remember the ninties? dragon ball z!)

*pulls the sand covered pillow off of jesses face, shakes it off and puts it back over his face*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 03, 2008, 07:57:24 PM: *can't breath*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 03, 2008, 08:20:27 PM: *hears a mumbling and lifts the pillow*

wazat?
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 04, 2008, 01:04:41 AM: nothing. keep beeting me up
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Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on April 04, 2008, 01:06:01 AM: *breaks his knee caps with a wooden baseball bat*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 04, 2008, 01:10:27 AM: *can't stand anymore*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 04, 2008, 04:29:27 PM: *chops of one of his ears and feeds it to him*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 04, 2008, 07:41:48 PM: *swollows ear and chokes*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 05, 2008, 10:51:41 AM: thumps down on hid chest
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 05, 2008, 11:56:46 PM: *breaths again*

I'M ALIVE!
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 07, 2008, 10:52:07 AM: whoopsi dented yourlungs soz"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 07, 2008, 04:49:02 PM: sticks a tire pump in his mouth and tapes his nose closed

relax a minute...

turns on the air compressor and fills him up like a baloon
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 07, 2008, 09:13:40 PM: *fills up like a balloon and starts to float*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 07, 2008, 09:17:54 PM: pokes the jesse balloon with a pin
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 08, 2008, 03:17:07 AM: *flies around the room and hits everything until he lands next to wred, all flat like*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 08, 2008, 01:24:11 PM: wana go again?
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 08, 2008, 08:21:08 PM: SURE!!! 8D

*flops on the ground like a flounder*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 08, 2008, 08:28:44 PM: puts a patch on the pin hole and the refills the panda with hellium this time, so he floats up in the air
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 08, 2008, 08:33:13 PM: *floats up from the floor*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 08, 2008, 09:46:13 PM: pops ihim with a pin
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 09, 2008, 01:39:41 AM: *explodes, sending body parts everywhere*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 09, 2008, 10:18:07 AM: dives behind the sofa then gets a hoover "vrrrrroom"
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 09, 2008, 10:38:14 AM: ((aww you're so mean :P ))

*is starting to decay, whatever's left of him*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 09, 2008, 04:32:27 PM: ((me no meanie, me preserving you))send him to the lab tto get re-fixed
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 09, 2008, 07:31:47 PM: *gets refixeded*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 09, 2008, 08:31:08 PM: *is the scientist doing the refixeding and makes a mistake*

:umm:

*makes a blue panda picasso painting in 3-d with his body parts instead*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 10, 2008, 10:50:28 AM: I BE THE MONUH LEESUH!
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 10, 2008, 12:39:07 PM: buts him in a car crsher
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 10, 2008, 08:15:41 PM: *is crashed*
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Post by: Dessum on April 11, 2008, 05:02:21 PM: I dont like to hurt friends but what the heck...
*Slaps Jesse, using my claws mostly*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 11, 2008, 10:55:32 PM: *is spread across the sea*
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Post by: Terry_Lane on April 12, 2008, 02:58:26 PM: *blows up the bits of Jesse floating out on the ocean*
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 12, 2008, 06:12:39 PM: *is now nothingness*
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Post by: Toxy on April 14, 2008, 12:17:42 AM: -collects all the nothingness & makes back into somethingness- :3

-sticks chewed gum into somethingness' hair- =D
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 14, 2008, 02:16:45 AM: *tries to pull the gum out, but his hand is where his ear should be*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 14, 2008, 08:40:23 PM: pokes the piccasso like somethingness with a seringe full of poison
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 15, 2008, 01:52:51 AM: *is walking on his ear and left elbow*
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Post by: Toxy on April 15, 2008, 03:00:58 AM: -trips you & pummels you with a giant chocolate bar- 8D
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 15, 2008, 02:16:16 PM: digs a bit for him to fall in with a trampoline at the bottom
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 16, 2008, 09:02:17 PM: pushes jesse into maxi's trampoline pit
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 17, 2008, 03:43:59 AM: *falls but comes back up, and falling again,. breaking through the trampoline and hitting the ground*
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 18, 2008, 08:38:55 PM: Points and laughs.

"Good idea maxi! High 5!!!"
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 19, 2008, 04:20:51 PM: "what i do"she asked but still gave him the hi-5"shall we do it again"she asked with a michief smile
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 20, 2008, 01:26:19 AM: uh oh. *runs*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 20, 2008, 02:08:56 AM: thid time throws it at him
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Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on April 25, 2008, 07:36:16 PM: Tosses a net over the escaping panda and pulls him back.
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 26, 2008, 11:52:32 AM: *scratchez the floor trying to get away*
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on April 28, 2008, 05:40:52 PM: places a more bouncier trampo and lines it with nock out gas"her we go...3...2...1 lift that panda to the stars" she giggles
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Post by: Octavia on May 05, 2008, 03:17:32 AM: It's a bird...its a plane...NO! It's...PANDA BOI!!
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on May 06, 2008, 04:29:17 PM: rofl......literally)) wondrs where hes gone and if they should catch hium...
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Post by: Dessum on May 06, 2008, 05:44:42 PM: *Makes a pit of Razor sharp Spikes below Jesse, so he falls onto them*
MUHUHUHUHU!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on May 10, 2008, 02:20:34 AM: *head impales on a spike* great.
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on May 12, 2008, 08:46:06 AM: yay lets ake another one, but out of ubber. starts tow ok and then wipes forehead."sweaty work"smils and drags jesse over "comeon guy, we each can have a go at doing it" then throws jesse onto the rubber circle of boucness
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Post by: Dessum on May 12, 2008, 05:00:03 PM: hehe
Gets out a pair of Drum sticks and whacks Jesse as hard as he can with em' (Just so you all know, Professional Drummers can hit things with drum sticks PRETTY hard)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on May 12, 2008, 08:40:01 PM: yeah i know.

but we guitarists have pretty strong grips *grips his neck*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on May 12, 2008, 08:52:31 PM: HAHAS! pwnd!
(sorry dessum!)

*finds a stick and hits jesse's rear with it*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on May 13, 2008, 01:40:24 PM: sticks an amplifier by jesse, sticks it to high volume and strums her guitar
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on May 13, 2008, 04:32:49 PM: Quote from: Jesse on May 12, 2008, 08:40:01 PM

yeah i know.

but we guitarists have pretty strong grips *grips his neck*

-Glirk!-
I...thought...this was..beat up J..Jesse...NOT beat up...D..Dessum... *Continuesly hits him till he lets go*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on May 13, 2008, 08:31:28 PM: *looks at title and facepaws*

Ooops sorry. *lets go*

__________

WHAT DID YOU SAY!??
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on May 13, 2008, 08:36:36 PM: Quote from: Jesse on May 13, 2008, 08:31:28 PM

*looks at title and facepaws*

Ooops sorry. *lets go*

__________

WHAT DID YOU SAY!??

huh? What do you mean?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on May 14, 2008, 02:54:49 AM: I CAN'T HEAR!!!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on May 14, 2008, 05:49:58 PM: Oh!
*Stabs a knife through your ear and brain, and out through your other ear*
HEAR ME NOW!?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on May 15, 2008, 07:23:31 PM: *can't even see*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on May 16, 2008, 05:12:05 PM: smiles "see im agirl and I strum " whacks the guitar over jesses head qhen she hits the beat of a rock song
"whoops"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on May 16, 2008, 06:01:46 PM: randomly walks i and punches Jesse in the gut, and walks out.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on May 16, 2008, 07:02:18 PM: sticks some of jesse together
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dakota on May 16, 2008, 10:11:35 PM: *hits jesse with a pillow*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on May 16, 2008, 10:15:45 PM: sewnds jesse onto the pit of bounciness
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on May 17, 2008, 04:43:21 PM: *passes out*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on May 23, 2008, 10:37:01 AM: "hmmm" does a sora think, then grabs jesse and feeds him red bull
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on May 23, 2008, 10:40:48 AM: *bounces off the walls, then crashes and sleeps*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on May 23, 2008, 10:45:38 AM: gives him more red bull
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on May 23, 2008, 10:47:12 AM: *head explodes in sugary rainbows*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on May 23, 2008, 10:47:59 AM: "yum" tries to slurp it all up and burps loudly "scuse sory/"smiles wekly
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on May 30, 2008, 08:59:13 PM: *popkes jesse's decapitated body* still soft....
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on May 30, 2008, 10:03:23 PM: puts it in shredder "hahahahahahe"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on June 04, 2008, 04:22:23 PM: Reincarnates Jesse.. "Hi Jess."
Bear hugs Jesse so hard his head explodes...
"OOps..."
Reincarnates Jesse again...
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on June 06, 2008, 04:31:14 PM: *pokes jesse*

how many times have you died now?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on June 06, 2008, 10:30:02 PM: a lot.

*listens to a horrible overdubbing job of a Johnny Cash song and dies*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 09, 2008, 03:52:18 PM: puts him in a maths double lesson
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on June 10, 2008, 02:28:27 AM: *dies again*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on June 10, 2008, 06:36:25 AM: Kicks Jess where guys don't wanna be kicked.
"...lulz.."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on June 10, 2008, 12:12:27 PM: ><

*red pandas now extinct* great.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 11, 2008, 10:26:04 AM: wonders ow its safe to mke sure they arent, without sounding rude...or dirty
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on June 13, 2008, 04:39:05 PM: Take it to an adult forum, i don't mind being lft out of the fun. *kicks jeese there for good measure* And from what i've seen from nature shows.... i should justshut it before we have a violent bear on ur handss.. that'd be scary.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 16, 2008, 10:57:21 AM: thankyou" pets aand hugs "now what, hey lets blow that one up"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on June 16, 2008, 08:53:34 PM: Quote from: Ryuuzaki on June 04, 2008, 04:22:23 PM

Reincarnates Jesse.. "Hi Jess."
Bear hugs Jesse so hard his head explodes...
"OOps..."
Reincarnates Jesse again...

Reincarnation implies it was by himself, I believe the word you're looking for is ressurection.

And Bumbles throws a car at jesse.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 17, 2008, 04:12:32 PM: hums a tune and becomes the girl from ring "im coming for you jesse"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on June 22, 2008, 03:33:07 AM: *is smusheded*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 23, 2008, 10:44:04 AM: "hahahaha" throws up water
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on June 23, 2008, 04:02:40 PM: At least you didn't fart... *watches out for water/bile*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 25, 2008, 10:38:03 AM: "OI! im the girl from the ring...i kill people horribly, wanna watch meh film" snarls and steps on jesse lightly
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on June 26, 2008, 04:16:19 AM: i beleive "War Pigs" is the best song to go with this thrd, and hey, it's on team metal right now, awesome!

*shoots Jesse in the foot with a crossbow*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 27, 2008, 02:40:46 PM: *pushes jesse down her well...then Wred*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on June 28, 2008, 02:47:57 PM: If i die, you die! *shoots ring girl/maxi through the heart with his crossbow*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 02, 2008, 10:39:07 AM: laughs chokingly "i cant be killed silly....cos" then apperates aroos into the well to wred, inche away."im just a video!"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 02, 2008, 12:12:25 PM: *is back but a little sad*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 02, 2008, 12:22:21 PM: what wrong!*squeezy hugs*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 02, 2008, 12:47:53 PM: *hugs her back*

I keep hurting people's feelings. I'm tired of it. v_v maybe i shouldn't joke anymore.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 02, 2008, 02:49:07 PM: Jesse, the key is knowing what it's ok to joke about. such as jew jokes. very inappropriate. Catholic jokes, go for it. Making fun of Obama, taboo. Clinton, like wise. Mc Cain, open season.

I guess the point i try to make here is, *kicks jesse into a xenomorph nest* Don't Make Fun Of Your Audience!

*cackles triumphantly as he gets face hugged by a face hugger*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 03, 2008, 01:29:23 PM: hums a bit but then says "well you shouldnt really make fun of anyone unless you know they can take it well, and you know them very well...and of coure if ther in a good mood..." sits on jesses bad knee
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 03, 2008, 02:36:32 PM: *hugs y'all*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 04, 2008, 05:12:48 AM: now that chest burster should be comig any minute now... back off a litle maxi...*smiles evily as Jesses chest bursts outward and a little alien pops out and does a dance like in space balls* Huh... thought that would happen a little different.

*goes all alien resurection, what with cloning jesse and then suegically removing the chest burster, sewing him up he then paddles him, jupstarting his heart*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 04, 2008, 07:46:30 PM: accidentlay lets in a face sucker thingy
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 05, 2008, 04:42:42 AM: *is face hugged and then impregnated with a chest burster, when it falls of...* maxi, i am about to diee. have me reincarnated and kill that chest burster with fire.... *chest exlodes with a little pale and nasty alien baby thats all teeth and screechy*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 05, 2008, 04:47:54 AM: *wonders just what happened*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 05, 2008, 04:50:29 AM: Have you never seen any of the alien movies, jesse? I mean, how could you be american and not know alien? I know people that lived more or less in a cave with out internet or television all there lives because their parents were so overprotective and even they knew alien.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 05, 2008, 04:53:46 AM: Oh I know the movie.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 05, 2008, 04:56:50 AM: Xenomorph is what they're called in the books, and bugs are what the marines call 'em in the second movie. a face hugger s the crab thing with the tail and tentacle that jump out of the egg and the chest burster is the little creamy/pasty thing that jumps out of your chest after you get face hugged, they also grow up into the big ol' nasty bugs. *has a xenomorph queen eat Jesse then calls in the predators*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 05, 2008, 05:24:25 AM: *is all slimey*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 05, 2008, 07:22:07 PM: *slips away as the predator ship lands*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 05, 2008, 08:52:43 PM: *now has a staph infection AGAIN so everyone should run away*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: 'Project Zeta' on July 06, 2008, 02:05:36 AM: *nukes Wred while greeting the predators, who are good friends of Lucas. Better not to ask.*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 06, 2008, 03:42:17 AM: *four Wred Clones come out of the predator space ship wearing predator armor and weapons* (don't ask)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 08, 2008, 08:21:58 AM: makes them go after jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 08, 2008, 09:22:25 PM: *go all invisible and start stalking their prey*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 08, 2008, 11:01:12 PM: *hums a small tune and smiles, skipping in a field of flowers*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 09, 2008, 04:05:49 AM: *gets caught in a net, seemingly from nowhere*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 09, 2008, 10:25:14 AM: throws an angr heebive at jeeses head
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 09, 2008, 10:13:30 PM: *face swells*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 10, 2008, 03:34:25 AM: *is puuled upside down into a tree, four foxes dressed as predators appear below him*
(predator fox 1) :th_Pyong-1: my kill.
(predator fox 2) :shcoked: my net, my kill.
(predator fox 3) =3 It's my turn, guys!!
(predator fox 4) :boom: *hits his self destruct button on accident, ending the argument and their four lives*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 10, 2008, 01:02:01 PM: ........O.o.........gives jesse to WRed
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 10, 2008, 01:05:36 PM: omg ummm... i destroyed the world and my self, there's no Jesses left to give to any Wreds.

:sniffle: We awwww deeeedddd!!!! :th_PyongLlora:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 10, 2008, 01:12:54 PM: "i aint...i am an gaurdian angel WOOOoooowo
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 10, 2008, 01:17:18 PM: *bites Jesse's finger off like the lady in the meat market*

(There was a fight in a pic'n'nsave some where yesterday, two women thought they had the same number, there was a fgt, and one woman bit the others middle finger off)

(it's called the number system, your number will get called)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 10, 2008, 01:30:41 PM: OUch...and EEEEEEEEEUGH canninbals!...where did you live..what thats just strsnge
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 10, 2008, 01:33:38 PM: I live in milwaukee, *pulls out huge map of the us* See? right here. *points but blocks where he's pointing*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 10, 2008, 01:34:55 PM: its hell there is it not ???
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 10, 2008, 01:50:20 PM: no, just hot and full of bad people. I can tell it's not hell because lake michigan isn't lava/fire
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 10, 2008, 10:49:33 PM: LAWLSAUCE!!!

That made me excrete positive emotional feelings through short bursts of my diaphragm.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 11, 2008, 03:40:07 AM: Booguh buh-Jayi-uuu! *pokes jesse in the throat realy, realy hard with his claws*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 11, 2008, 07:14:47 PM: throws jesse into a hertless
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 12, 2008, 12:18:58 AM: *wonders what a hertless is*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 12, 2008, 02:40:52 AM: Das'it you wen' un 'mahd a pow'r'furl mishtahk. *sticks Jesses head in a guiellotine*

(i spelled that right, right?)

*pulls the cord and no more Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 12, 2008, 11:11:07 AM: stiks him in lime stone
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 13, 2008, 02:47:57 AM: *punts the decapitated head down the football field to the recieving team*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 13, 2008, 05:12:53 AM: *blue panda blood spurts everywhere*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 15, 2008, 08:24:02 AM: puts him in a sushi bar
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: legence on July 15, 2008, 08:32:23 AM: :upupdi3: hi jesse im going to enjoy this -punches you in the face-
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 15, 2008, 03:15:26 PM: puts jesse into a pit and seals it
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 15, 2008, 03:41:46 PM: *is back* Ahh was a nice day.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 15, 2008, 03:48:10 PM: not any more.... *smacks him in the face with a cast iron skillet*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 15, 2008, 09:11:06 PM: (i have a cast iron.....iron. you place it on the stove, wait till it heats up, then iron out your clothes))
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 16, 2008, 05:00:51 AM: ypu're obviously not concused yet. *smacks him again square between the ears*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 16, 2008, 10:22:51 AM: fl;ciks his nose
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 16, 2008, 11:03:02 AM: *hemorrhages*

*head explodes in green gooo*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 16, 2008, 11:52:17 AM: put a firework in his remanied head
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 17, 2008, 12:11:56 AM: :sparkle:

what are you doing? *other head calls out*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 17, 2008, 02:34:48 AM: :shcoked: AAARGHHH!!!! A TALKING HEADD!!!!! *hits it with a base ball bat*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 17, 2008, 12:04:18 PM: lights the firework
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 18, 2008, 02:15:25 AM: *head is smashed into the ground*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 18, 2008, 05:09:58 AM: *scoops the mess up with a square nosed shovel and tosses it into a fire pit*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 19, 2008, 09:05:35 PM: MMmmm what's that wonderful smell?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 20, 2008, 05:15:25 AM: You. *blows jesse up w/ a rcoket launcher like :boom: *
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on July 20, 2008, 08:58:56 AM: *puts Jesse's hands down, pats on head and lets him leave. Then 5 steps later, Pounces and tackles*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 21, 2008, 04:07:12 AM: o.O Wah! *blos up*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 21, 2008, 02:13:54 PM: sticks boom gum under jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kiba Bailey on July 28, 2008, 03:08:35 AM: *whacks other head with a golf club and shouts, "fore"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 28, 2008, 03:16:38 AM: *head goes fore miles*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 28, 2008, 03:40:26 AM: *pushes Jesse's body into a pit of snails* ... *flesh eating ones*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kiba Bailey on July 28, 2008, 04:02:39 AM: :umm: "If their flesh eating then how did you get them in a pit"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 28, 2008, 05:03:33 AM: Shovel :th_Pyong-1:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 28, 2008, 11:54:03 PM: SHOVEL!!!?? *runs away*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Rhakshi on July 29, 2008, 03:08:02 AM: this,, is,, sparta!
/kicks Jesse as he runs into a well :p
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on July 29, 2008, 03:12:48 AM: ahh... 300. that was an awesome movie. *tosses a spear into the well after jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on July 29, 2008, 05:54:51 AM: *throws a chewed up apple down with everthing* *om nom nom* "wait, that was the garbage shoot right?"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on July 29, 2008, 10:33:30 AM: trips ae into it "well..you`ll FIND OUT SOON!" she shouted down then smiled slightly as she heard an echo of something
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on July 30, 2008, 06:51:01 AM: *as he falls, "well, this is just great...."*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 30, 2008, 02:46:54 PM: *accidentally steps into the hole*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on July 30, 2008, 07:10:32 PM: ^Um, jesse? wern't you already kicked into the hole?

this is MADNESS!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on July 31, 2008, 02:27:23 AM: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

*tries to kick him into the hole but accidentally misses and falls in himself*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on August 03, 2008, 06:22:41 AM: "nice of you to join us.. jesse. MUHAHAHAHA!" *cough*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 03, 2008, 06:26:31 AM: HOLY CRAP LOADER IT'S 226 AM!!!

*runs off to bed* :sleepytime:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on August 03, 2008, 06:53:18 AM: *hires hit men to come and murder Jesse while he sleeps*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on August 03, 2008, 10:55:41 AM: Guess whos took the job?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on August 03, 2008, 04:26:17 PM: This guy. :th_Pyong-1: *points to himself*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on August 08, 2008, 11:31:09 AM: "wait....where is jesses house"!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on August 08, 2008, 09:06:36 PM: ohio. :peek: I bin stawkin' heem. :drool:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on August 08, 2008, 09:20:56 PM: Take us to it! We can bomb it MUHUHUHUHUHUHUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on August 08, 2008, 09:31:39 PM: I haven't gotten that close to him yet, but I know it's in ohio.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on August 08, 2008, 10:34:33 PM: *Lowers ears* Shame
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 09, 2008, 01:18:18 AM: please go ahead. my house is at least 50 years old and is falling in on itself. there are bare wire exposed everywhere in the basement.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on August 09, 2008, 02:50:33 AM: *goes Sparta on Jesse, Kicks him into the Basement, and sets the house on fire*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 09, 2008, 02:56:35 AM: NUUU! NUUU! NUUU!

*tries to find his way out of the maze of boiler pipes and random walls*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on August 09, 2008, 02:57:55 AM: *changes his mind and rescues Jesse because his body build is just to Shmexy to waste like that* "you owe me now" *winks*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on August 09, 2008, 09:36:27 AM: *Merely shrugs and throws Jesse back into his maze of razor wire and boiler pipes*
*I cackle as I turn on the hot water to boiling temoerature so any pipes touch scold instantly*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on August 09, 2008, 11:56:00 AM: Quote from: xXx_Jesse_xXx on August 09, 2008, 01:18:18 AM
please go ahead. my house is at least 50 years old and is falling in on itself. there are bare wire exposed everywhere in the basement.
Where in the basement?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on August 09, 2008, 11:58:09 AM: no, it burned up by now...
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 09, 2008, 02:03:36 PM: /\exactly.

*recovers and is more purdiful than ever.*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on August 09, 2008, 03:08:35 PM: *Pours the last of the boiling water over Jesse* hehehehe
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on August 09, 2008, 03:12:17 PM: *grabs the pan the water was boiling in out of Dessums paws, bangs it onto his head, gets a stick, and whacks it numerous times* "Jesses MINE!" *foams at mouth*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on August 09, 2008, 03:21:19 PM: sticks a proxy mine to jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on August 09, 2008, 03:29:16 PM: thats gonna leave a mark *turns around and covers ears*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on August 09, 2008, 04:04:22 PM: *Dives for cover as it blows up*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on August 09, 2008, 07:07:10 PM: *stands in the melee and doesn't get touched by any debris*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on August 12, 2008, 10:57:06 AM: throws a dive bombed grenade they use in the NAVY at jesse body!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on August 12, 2008, 05:49:52 PM: So is it all cl- woa! *Dives out of the way again as the grenade explodes*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on August 12, 2008, 08:08:52 PM: Das est nuzin'. *super glue and duct tapes a pair of stuidio head phone to jesses head and cranks up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ow4TLMTqM *
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on August 12, 2008, 09:23:52 PM: haha bombs and all that jazz. its a shame Jesses e-mortal...
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 12, 2008, 09:38:04 PM: *falls asleep on the couch*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on August 14, 2008, 09:02:36 PM: That's it. *water boards Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on August 28, 2008, 12:34:22 PM: throws jesse into cookie Dough
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Dessum on August 28, 2008, 01:39:23 PM: *Eats some "Cookie Jesse"*
YUM!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on August 28, 2008, 01:43:10 PM: nibbles some tail of jesse YUMMEH"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 28, 2008, 08:08:16 PM: o.o'""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

*has an apparent heart attack*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on August 28, 2008, 09:31:32 PM: *punches Jesse in the face* Yur not dead or dyin' yet man. yet.... :fu:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 29, 2008, 02:04:35 AM: *claws at paul with his fingernails and kicks paul with his high heeled shoes*

MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on August 29, 2008, 06:48:00 PM: Nuuu!!!!! Mein eyeziz!!!!!! :shcoked:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on August 31, 2008, 05:00:52 AM: *takes out his toys* "jesse... come come...." *winks*

*WHACK!*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 01, 2008, 03:14:08 AM: OWWWIE!!!!! *cries*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 01, 2008, 05:18:34 PM: Quote from: xXx_Jesse_xXx on August 29, 2008, 02:04:35 AM
*claws at paul with his fingernails and kicks paul with his high heeled shoes*

MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO!
Jonny Cash
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 01, 2008, 05:39:47 PM: nope. that was the other song. "The Father Of A Boy Named Sue"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 01, 2008, 06:25:03 PM: Crap well one strike for me
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 01, 2008, 08:28:37 PM: Hahaha.

*grows a third arm*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on September 02, 2008, 10:39:54 AM: is flying over a cliff secretly come on jesse..come here..come on..." *waggles a turkey jerkey and waits for him to run of the cliff towards her
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 02, 2008, 08:18:39 PM: Dis is taking too long. *kix jesse into the giant pit of death*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 03, 2008, 01:41:18 AM: Oh Turkey!!! Wulf jumps onto maxi
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 03, 2008, 10:59:57 PM: *reaches for turkey as he falls* :squish:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 04, 2008, 07:59:12 PM: *pits a cap on the pit of death*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 04, 2008, 10:52:11 PM: *continues to fall*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on September 04, 2008, 11:19:31 PM: I would attempt to try something on Jesse right now, but i just cant see myself really hurting the poor fur. hehe *gives a rough pat on the back*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 05, 2008, 12:01:55 AM: Yea I really dont wanna hurt jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on September 05, 2008, 12:03:26 AM: seriously. i mean, theres other ways to 'beat meat' *winks*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 05, 2008, 12:11:31 AM: I thought you said you didn't do that, lae. *grabs lae and wrastls him to the ground* you don't rp no more!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 05, 2008, 12:13:43 AM: Rotfl, No comment
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 05, 2008, 12:15:12 AM: you know you do it. *punches jesses lights out* *shakes hand* man, it hurts to punch light switches.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on September 05, 2008, 12:25:20 AM: haha and? *fixes jesses lights*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 05, 2008, 12:27:34 AM: Wulf does alot of things that I keep to myself, (Runs jesse over with his car)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on September 05, 2008, 12:28:14 AM: so does FurryLAE *steels Wulfs car and gives it to Jesse*

-EDIT

just realized, GASP! YOUR GAY???!! haha apparently you havent told anyone yet ;3
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 05, 2008, 12:30:09 AM: *legasp!* It worked!?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 05, 2008, 12:40:25 AM: huh? What yall talkin bout? (WUlf didnt mean it like that)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 05, 2008, 12:41:46 AM: :snicker: you know what he said.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 05, 2008, 12:44:01 AM: AHhh QUIT BOMBARDING ME WITH GAYNESS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on September 05, 2008, 12:45:15 AM: *bombs wulf with gayness*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 05, 2008, 12:47:51 AM: *puuls out bazooka* *shoots Wulf full of gayness* :boom:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 05, 2008, 12:53:38 AM: Wulfs body rejects it and he dies
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on September 05, 2008, 12:54:27 AM: *gayness takes over wulfs body after he dies* lol thats a bit creepy dontcha think?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 05, 2008, 12:55:16 AM: ^._.^ Yay!!!!! ^._.^
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 06, 2008, 03:07:58 AM: *Jesse pulls out a ban button and threatens them because they are trying to change who someone is*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Vince the Dark on September 06, 2008, 08:26:50 AM: :shcoked: Nuuu! Not the ban button! *hides from Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: lukeweedon1 on September 06, 2008, 10:58:00 AM: bombards lea paul and vince pictures of girls in bikinis
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Vince the Dark on September 06, 2008, 11:13:18 AM: Nuuuu! :shcoked: *hides from pictures* That's not fair!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on September 06, 2008, 11:36:27 AM: *falls about laughing...and starts to cry* "oki....you are a different case my friend...a different case..."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Vince the Dark on September 06, 2008, 12:07:47 PM: Meep! *hides behind Maxi* :peek: Did he stop?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 06, 2008, 04:28:22 PM: Quote from: lukeweedon1 on September 06, 2008, 10:58:00 AM
bombards lea paul and vince pictures of girls in bikinis
Yea!!! BIKINI GIRLS!!!!!!!!! (Wulf drools)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 06, 2008, 08:29:04 PM: of course you would Wulf.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 07, 2008, 12:49:47 AM: Quote from: Vince the Dark on September 06, 2008, 11:13:18 AM
Nuuuu! :shcoked: *hides from pictures* That's not fair!
Ha you are afraid of a straight mans dream! Either way no longer bothers Wulf.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 07, 2008, 03:49:47 AM: creepy!

*hugs wulf then leaves*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: lukeweedon1 on September 08, 2008, 07:12:59 AM: oh no you dont launches heatseeker at jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 08, 2008, 09:58:27 PM: *releases oent up rage on jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 08, 2008, 10:45:47 PM: Paul are you drunk?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 09, 2008, 12:30:12 AM: hits jesse with a beer bottel
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on September 09, 2008, 01:31:05 AM: *Jesse gets 0wn3d*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 09, 2008, 08:07:44 PM: *stix dynamite into jesse and blows him up*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 10, 2008, 01:45:48 AM: *panda pieces go everywhere, most of it landing on a grill that is cooking*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 10, 2008, 04:24:19 AM: Looks at the sky, wondering how panda pieces fell on his grill.
???
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 10, 2008, 03:51:53 PM: *cooks to a medium rare*

*somehow also ends up with lettus, tomato, and other condiments on him*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 10, 2008, 07:31:24 PM: *Gives a Jesse-Burger to Paul, FurryLae, Wulf, and eats one himself*
(sorry, Jesse. I got hungry :razz: )
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on September 10, 2008, 11:39:05 PM: *takes a bite* BLAHHH! WTH IS THIS THING MADE OF? *looks at burger* "J, Jhh, Jesse?" o.o
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: lukeweedon1 on September 10, 2008, 11:54:10 PM: "can i have some?" luke asked
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 11, 2008, 12:05:54 AM: "uh oh. Not good..."
*Realizes what he's done and doesn't feel very well anymore*
"ULP!". :sick:
"Only if you can stomach it, Luke..."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 11, 2008, 12:50:18 AM: Watches him throw up
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 11, 2008, 01:09:02 AM: "Uhhh, that wasn't good..." *still queasy* "Sorry Jesse..."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 11, 2008, 02:17:04 PM: *nips the burger* eugh! it tastes like bamboo.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 13, 2008, 03:29:03 AM: >.> Thanks for the insults guys.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on September 13, 2008, 06:41:57 AM: bangs Jesse up with his [the rest of this post cannot be continued. sorry for any inconveniences this may have caused]
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 13, 2008, 02:49:03 PM: *is now burned and squished*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 13, 2008, 06:00:48 PM: *shovels up the burned squish and feds it to the fish*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 14, 2008, 03:04:24 AM: *is a burger for fishies*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 15, 2008, 07:41:59 PM: *reincarnates Jesse*

*punches Jesse in the face*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 15, 2008, 08:29:17 PM: *pushes Jesse into a trash compactor*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 15, 2008, 08:30:23 PM: *pulls out a leg* Dangit! I wanted that! *pushes scyler in after jesse* And don't come back till you got the rest of him.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 15, 2008, 08:33:21 PM: *throws Jesse's arm at Paul and hit him in the face with it*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 16, 2008, 01:34:11 AM: *is compacted*

YAY I'M SMALL!!!! *squeeky voice*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 16, 2008, 01:47:08 AM: *attatches Jese to a medival stretch torture devic and makes him normal again*
*also reattaches lost limbs*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 16, 2008, 11:31:38 PM: Thank you. But I wanted to be small. I don't like being big.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 16, 2008, 11:37:07 PM: *shrugs and kicks him back in the trash compactor*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 17, 2008, 12:59:37 AM: Gives Jesse a bear hug untill he passes out
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on September 17, 2008, 02:57:13 PM: ...."BULLY CIRCLE!...your fat!...erm...."shouts and thorws in some glue too
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 17, 2008, 03:16:12 PM: *super glues jesse to the wall* I always wanted a panda on my wall. :peace:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 17, 2008, 07:36:08 PM: *bulldozes wall holding Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 18, 2008, 03:40:32 AM: Geesh guys. Lighten up a little. xD :peace: :squish:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 22, 2008, 07:45:16 PM: *attaches Jesse to a bottle of compressed hellium and fills him up* Hehe, from the looks ofthings, you're the one lightening up. *watches jesse float into the air*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 23, 2008, 02:24:21 AM: o.o''''''' *floats away with a high squeeky voice*

NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! *is scared of heights*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 23, 2008, 02:25:40 AM: *throws a dart to deflate Jesse*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 23, 2008, 10:50:04 PM: o.o'

*flies around the room like a balloon being let go of it's air*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 23, 2008, 11:09:53 PM: *Throws a pillow under Jesse before he lands*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 24, 2008, 07:27:37 PM: :snicker: *giggles when Jesse misses the pillow and lands in acid*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 24, 2008, 07:41:34 PM: :shcoked: NUUUU!!! Not acid!!!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 25, 2008, 03:32:55 AM: *sizzle sizzle sizzle* :th_PyongLlora:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 25, 2008, 07:49:09 PM: *pulls out the severely burned jesse* woah.... We're just going to call you twoface pawman from now on, okay?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 25, 2008, 07:56:10 PM: two face? why two face instead of no face?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 25, 2008, 07:58:19 PM: *holds up mirror, displaying a half faced panda*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 25, 2008, 08:01:15 PM: *shrugs and looks at what was Jesse's face*
"Ulp! I'll, uhh, be back in a min..."
*runs to the nearest bush* :sick:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 25, 2008, 08:02:10 PM: It's not that disgusting... I've seen far worse..... *secretly wants to puke*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 27, 2008, 12:52:23 PM: *regenerates and is walking (maybe skipping?) down the wooded path*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 27, 2008, 01:21:50 PM: "Jesse! Watch out!", yelled trying to get him to stop. "Its a trap!!"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 27, 2008, 11:14:23 PM: huh?

*stops in time before being caught in a trap*

what?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 27, 2008, 11:29:54 PM: Tried to stop but runs into Jesse, knocking him into a pit trap(no spikes)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 27, 2008, 11:38:18 PM: *falls and goes splatz*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 27, 2008, 11:46:48 PM: o.o
Sorry Jesse...
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 27, 2008, 11:56:32 PM: HELP ME OUT! HELP ME OUT!

*just wants to see skylar use his incredible strength and bulging muscles*
:th_Pyong-1:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 28, 2008, 12:06:27 AM: "Oh, God. This is gonna hurt... Jesse grab a hold of my tail..."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 28, 2008, 12:07:48 AM: Quote from: Jesse Pawman on September 27, 2008, 11:56:32 PM
HELP ME OUT! HELP ME OUT!

*just wants to see skylar use his incredible strength and bulging muscles*
:th_Pyong-1:
Lol Jesse you have a one track mind
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 28, 2008, 12:10:26 AM: no just use your arms. :peace:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 28, 2008, 12:12:38 AM: Picks up Jesse and places him with a bunch of pretty ladies and closes the door locks it and leaves
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 28, 2008, 12:24:36 AM: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! AGGGGGG!!!!! *scratches at the door as the ladies pull him back and start playing with him*

HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 28, 2008, 12:28:05 AM: Busts down the door and takes Jesse back. Quickly takes his place.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 28, 2008, 12:46:27 AM: *pulls skylar out*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 28, 2008, 12:50:43 AM: "NUU!! Lemme go!"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kid Jojo™ on September 28, 2008, 12:54:44 AM: ROFLs while watching,"..I LOVE YOU GUYS!" :-[
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 28, 2008, 01:15:06 AM: ROFLs while watching,"..I LOVE GUYS!" Embarrassed
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 28, 2008, 03:32:23 AM: :shcoked: "EEEYYAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!! LEMME GO, LEMME GO, LEMME GO!!!"
*Tries to run but is pinned by a 220 pound panda*
"I do NOT roll that way, Jesse!!" :no:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 28, 2008, 05:07:21 AM: I Roll both ways *Grabs Jesse in one arm and a hot lady bunneh fur in another* WOOT!
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 29, 2008, 01:14:31 AM: Even though when you first joined you were straight?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 29, 2008, 01:16:56 AM: Looks like you have that kind of effect on other furs, Jesse...
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 29, 2008, 01:32:09 AM: :S i guess I do.

:th_Pyong-1: *skips down the walkway again*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on September 29, 2008, 01:22:17 PM: Quote from: Jesse Pawman on September 29, 2008, 01:32:09 AM
:S i guess I do.

:th_Pyong-1: *skips down the walkway again*

You know you want some of me jesse *hugs the panda* why dont you get a panda avi?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on September 29, 2008, 07:47:17 PM: *nuzzles his mate8 Because he has many avis he likes to share. :th_Pyong-1:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 29, 2008, 08:36:32 PM: Actually, right now, I'm drawing Jesse an avi. It's a commission.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kid Jojo™ on September 29, 2008, 10:38:27 PM: hmmm....you know what?..imma draw both of you guys!...i dont have anything goin' on
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on September 29, 2008, 10:39:25 PM: Cool.

Posts must contain more than one word.
Jesse
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on September 29, 2008, 11:38:32 PM: cool!

*hugs them both*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on October 02, 2008, 07:48:42 PM: *nuzzles wulf* I think jesse wants in.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on October 04, 2008, 04:56:29 PM: Jesse wants in what?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Blackout on October 05, 2008, 04:12:42 AM: "I roll all ways....wait, what are we talking about?"

((How do you get tose title things in your sig, like yours, Jesse says: myfursona.com user?))
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on October 06, 2008, 02:04:32 AM: Micheal Dokota makes them. you can ask him in his thread in the arts section
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on October 06, 2008, 02:20:41 AM: Quote from: Bumblebee on October 05, 2008, 04:12:42 AM
"I roll all ways....wait, what are we talking about?"

((How do you get tose title things in your sig, like yours, Jesse says: myfursona.com user?))

you can get the myfursona user tag from your profile on myfursona.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kiba Bailey on October 06, 2008, 10:10:47 PM: *Spanks Jesse with a metal paddle*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on October 06, 2008, 10:50:05 PM: *turns purple and yells!*

*throws his wind up sushi at sasha*

http://tuccioholic.com/IMAGES/SUSHI%20KEN%20TUCCIO%201.png
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on October 06, 2008, 11:04:13 PM: "Um, you're not supposed to attack back, dad..."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on October 06, 2008, 11:05:02 PM: awww why not?

*sits on floor*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on October 07, 2008, 03:54:02 AM: So i *kisses Jesse upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on October 07, 2008, 04:24:26 AM: *slaps jesse with a sossage*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Wulf064 on October 07, 2008, 05:09:46 PM: *paints a bulls eye on jesse and throws darts*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on October 08, 2008, 12:07:41 AM: *eats jesse's brain
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on October 08, 2008, 12:31:15 AM: Haha funny story. My grandfather used to drive a truck and one night when he came home from driving, he was hungry and the rest of the family, (Dad, his brother and two sisters, and grandma) were eating what appeared to be hamburgers. The kids weren't touching their food but grandpa was inhaling the 'hamburgers'. Soon after that, grandma said to the kids, "Come on kids. Eat your cow brains."

Dad said grandpa just stared off toward the wall, and left the table and went to bed. XD

but yeah. My grandmother had to eat everything in the cow during the great depression.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on October 08, 2008, 02:23:26 AM: o.o wow that's... Wait! WHAT?! O.O
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on October 08, 2008, 02:53:22 AM: Yup. She had to eat brain from the cow. They were poor.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on October 08, 2008, 03:05:35 AM: Whoa, I guess despatate times call for desparate measures. (didn't mean anything offensively. I was extremely caught off guard there)
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on October 08, 2008, 03:28:41 AM: dey eht... eveeting.... urgh. :sick: *pukes on jesse*

they ate bs!?
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on October 11, 2008, 02:40:56 PM: Probably not.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on October 12, 2008, 04:00:06 AM: *pukes on Jesse* :sick: Woah.. sorry dude.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on October 13, 2008, 09:54:30 AM: Eh don't worry. I've had my arms chopped off, my head smashed in. the only thing people haven't done is leave me alone for three minutes.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Manual_automation on October 13, 2008, 07:32:36 PM: *curls up around jesse and nips his muzzle* "rawr" lol
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on October 14, 2008, 02:22:06 AM: owwie.....:(

*realizes he broke a rule and fixes it*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on October 14, 2008, 02:31:45 AM: *pounces his dad*
"Hey-O!!!"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on October 14, 2008, 04:43:20 AM: *scratches head* a tiger's the son of a panda? the foo? .... meh. *shrugs and kix jesse into the pit of death*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on October 14, 2008, 12:34:00 PM: "Nuuuuuu!!! Not the pit!!" :shcoked:
*walks over to Paul*
"Why would you do such a thing?!" :sniffle:
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on October 14, 2008, 09:02:08 PM: *shrugs* because we're supposed to beat him up.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Manual_automation on October 14, 2008, 11:54:56 PM: aww, but i dunno if i wanna hurt mah daddeh :P
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on October 15, 2008, 01:17:59 AM: *hugs Auto*
"Why do they only attack our daddeh?!"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kid Jojo™ on October 15, 2008, 01:23:25 AM: "..'Cause they feel like it.......sadly..".~kicks a rock into a random tree~
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Manual_automation on October 15, 2008, 01:25:39 AM: *playbites jesse* "why can't they just attack him like that?"
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on October 15, 2008, 03:42:46 AM: *shrugs* no idea. anyway... he's the one that started it and all so... you know, we just kind of figured he liked pain. *ties up jesse and chops off one of his ears*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Scyler on October 15, 2008, 03:45:55 AM: O,M,F,G!!! :shocked:
*passes out from shock*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Manual_automation on October 15, 2008, 03:46:47 AM: O.o scyler? *poke*
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on October 15, 2008, 03:49:49 AM: ??? *looks at scyler* *nudges him with a paw* yeah... he's out cold.

I thought he would've appreciated the resvoir dogs refference.

http://angryalien.com/0406/reservoirbleepedbuns.asp
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Octavia on October 17, 2008, 04:58:20 AM: "hmm....i've got an idea.." ~picks up sludgehammer and smashes Jess'es head open like a halloween jack-o-lantern~ "hehe...messy..."
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Kid Jojo™ on October 17, 2008, 11:06:08 AM: ~turns head quickly thinking to self~ 'I di'int see it I di'int see it..'
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: Thaddeus Q. Wolfe on October 18, 2008, 03:16:54 AM: *smiggles jojo* it's alright kid, he always regenerates. Don't worry.
Title: Re: Beat Up Jesse!
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on October 18, 2008, 02:37:32 PM: Yeah. *regenerates his head* see all done.