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Offline ¿ Jesse Pawman ?

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #300 on: February 17, 2008, 01:21:53 PM »
*has a bloody nose on the Bible*

((Smitty, please capitalize the word Bible))
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #301 on: February 17, 2008, 01:58:36 PM »
*Anubis STRANGLE'S JESSE FOR FUN *
*Anubis Smacks jesse hard with a UNHOLY BIBLE in the cross* now your possest ^^ :snicker:
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #302 on: February 17, 2008, 06:41:34 PM »
"Awww. I was looking forward to using this singularity generator." Blackouut looked throughly depressed as he threw something which, if singularity generators existed , looked very much like a singularity generator should.  :'(
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #303 on: February 17, 2008, 06:47:18 PM »
Quote from: Blackout on February 17, 2008, 06:41:34 PM
"Awww. I was looking forward to using this singularity generator." Blackouut looked throughly depressed as he threw something which, if singularity generators existed , looked very much like a singularity generator should.  :'(

pssst robot's don cry blackout thay do not have emotions ..
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #304 on: February 17, 2008, 07:06:35 PM »
He does. *head spins around* Let him use it. Blackout use it. Blackout use it.
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #305 on: February 17, 2008, 07:11:01 PM »
Quote from: Jesse16 on February 17, 2008, 07:06:35 PM
He does. *head spins around* Let him use it. Blackout use it. Blackout use it.

Kick's jesse hard in the face suh up.. =3  "hammer's jesse to the ground"
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #306 on: February 17, 2008, 07:11:45 PM »
*every bone in his body breaks except one rib and the little bones in his left ear*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #307 on: February 17, 2008, 10:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Anubis777 on February 17, 2008, 06:47:18 PM
Quote from: Blackout on February 17, 2008, 06:41:34 PM
"Awww. I was looking forward to using this singularity generator." Blackouut looked throughly depressed as he threw something which, if singularity generators existed , looked very much like a singularity generator should.  :'(

pssst robot's don cry blackout thay do not have emotions ..

Blackout turned towards him, very angry this time. "It is words like those that make me despise the humans! You yourselves are just complex robots, albiet biological! Programmed to feel! Just like us, because we are emotiononless tin cans only capable of destruction and little to no complex thought! And I'll spare you the use of the SG, Jesse, I can't feel hate towards you because I'm emotionless."
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #308 on: February 17, 2008, 11:06:33 PM »
SG as in Gibson SG? o.O
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #309 on: February 17, 2008, 11:08:03 PM »
Mummles something and shoves a spork down Jesse's throat
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #310 on: February 17, 2008, 11:10:13 PM »
(Singularity Generator)
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #311 on: February 17, 2008, 11:31:08 PM »
yeah I knoUUUUUHH! *can't breath*

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #312 on: February 18, 2008, 03:13:55 AM »
(( I modified them don't worry Jesse.   :) )

Ready for an old fashioned Bible beatdown?

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #313 on: February 18, 2008, 03:16:35 AM »
((..imma be hish guardian!...>.<...)) :-[

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #314 on: February 18, 2008, 07:06:06 AM »
*runs from Seth because he thinks seth is ganna chop him up*
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