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Offline Blackout

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #90 on: January 31, 2008, 12:11:09 AM »
"Now we have 16.5 tons!"
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #91 on: January 31, 2008, 01:02:33 AM »
i sat ontop of teh top most persons head like a cherrieh, "..aaaHA!!...now we wheigh 16.6tons!..."
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #92 on: January 31, 2008, 01:28:04 AM »
"We're almost 1 more ton! And be carful, don't fall into a crevaice."
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #93 on: January 31, 2008, 01:28:22 AM »
*climbs down and tucks in shirt and then fills with rocks, climbs back up*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #94 on: January 31, 2008, 01:35:35 AM »
According to my calculations and your fursona's wieghts our combined wieght is 32618 lbs. which, unfortunatly due to a calculating error on my part ???, eqates to 16.309 tons.
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #95 on: January 31, 2008, 01:50:12 AM »
lift a car!   =3
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #96 on: January 31, 2008, 02:46:11 AM »
~jumps um and puts gravity seals on self~
now we weigh 20 tons!
« Last Edit: January 31, 2008, 05:23:13 PM by Inuzuka Shuyin »
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #97 on: January 31, 2008, 03:02:10 AM »
"Oh, good an SUV," He picks up a Toyota Tundra, and goes into deep thought for a moment. "36,292 lbs. 18.0615 tons. Given that human femur bones are able to withstand 205 Mega Pascals of pressure which eqates to 29,732 pounds per square inch and given that my magnificent body is focuing most of the wieght of a very small area because I don't have skin and flesh, but metal parts the psi of our combined wieght on jesse is 224 MPa or 32,292 psi. Our massive combined wieght is barely enough to crush Jesse's bones!"
« Last Edit: January 31, 2008, 03:03:44 AM by Blackout »
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #98 on: January 31, 2008, 03:09:28 AM »
oh noes!!!!
~places more gravity seals on everybody~
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #99 on: January 31, 2008, 03:24:12 AM »
Kicks Jesse in the face.
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #100 on: January 31, 2008, 12:31:30 PM »
holds jesses nose, and pulls his ear
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #101 on: January 31, 2008, 11:08:51 PM »
*stomps on Jesse's feet*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #102 on: February 01, 2008, 12:25:33 AM »
*is squished and bones are still not crushing*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #103 on: February 01, 2008, 12:26:41 AM »
~sits on daddiehs head~ :bubbles:
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #104 on: February 01, 2008, 12:36:14 AM »
*all bones break*
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