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Author Topic: Beat Up Jesse!  (Read 38286 times)

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Offline Soryu/Miayuki Isumi

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #285 on: February 15, 2008, 12:41:05 AM »
Bear hugs her son* Hah got a new name Sugah!
My dear there is no danger
Can't you see they turn blind eyes
To we swift and spotlight strangers?
Oh before the rush is over
We will be revered again
While the victims still recover
Oh,
Are we running toward death?
I have met him times before
He adores us like the rest
Oh even if we're discovered
Just be sure to wear your best
We will surely make the covers


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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #286 on: February 15, 2008, 02:17:15 AM »
I have seen honey and by the way Happy V day *punches Jesse*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #287 on: February 15, 2008, 12:18:24 PM »
smears honey over jeese and but a bee nest near him

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #288 on: February 15, 2008, 08:32:27 PM »
smears honey over jeese and but a bee nest near him

*kick's jesse in the side* DIE ALREADYY ! *kicks again harder* JUST DIE !!

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #289 on: February 15, 2008, 10:48:16 PM »
I can't.........umph.........die.........umphj............i'm just.............uhhg.........invisible............but not...........ug......indestructible.

*is being kicked*
« Last Edit: February 17, 2008, 05:17:30 AM by Jesse16 »
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #290 on: February 16, 2008, 12:36:45 PM »
I can't.........umph.........die.........umphj............i'm just.............uhhg.........invisible............but not...........ug......indestructible.
oow ....ok.. :th_Pyong-1: *anubis grabs jesse his tail holds it up "grins evely" and Force's  a huge TNT stick in jesse his bud and lits it and  :snicker: steps a few feet back*
« Last Edit: February 16, 2008, 12:39:06 PM by Anubis777 »

...i am Cursed and doomed... unrepairable damage hase been done ... lie's... frands lie!!!!! thay LIE !!!!!!

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #291 on: February 16, 2008, 11:10:34 PM »
*takes potshots at Jesse with his flint*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #292 on: February 17, 2008, 01:21:17 AM »
"There is only one way I know of that can completely and utterly destroy him. Turning his body into a singularity."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_singularity
"Collapsing his body into an infinitely small, infinitely dense point of matter will make completely sure that there is no means of escape within the laws of physics."

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #293 on: February 17, 2008, 03:50:13 AM »
That sounds painful...don't do it. Because then we couldn't beat him up any more...
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #294 on: February 17, 2008, 04:58:51 AM »
Yeah that would be a bad idear.
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #295 on: February 17, 2008, 05:10:53 AM »
*Smacks Jesse in the forehead with a Bible*

Demons be gone!
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #296 on: February 17, 2008, 05:17:45 AM »
*speaks in tongues*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #297 on: February 17, 2008, 05:24:27 AM »
*continues beating him down with a Bible*

I said demons be gone!!!
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #298 on: February 17, 2008, 05:33:14 AM »
*is not possessed*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #299 on: February 17, 2008, 07:46:51 AM »
"There is only one way I know of that can completely and utterly destroy him. Turning his body into a singularity."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_singularity
"Collapsing his body into an infinitely small, infinitely dense point of matter will make completely sure that there is no means of escape within the laws of physics."

( ;) awesome same  to smitty )


...i am Cursed and doomed... unrepairable damage hase been done ... lie's... frands lie!!!!! thay LIE !!!!!!

 

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