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Author Topic: Beat Up Jesse!  (Read 38307 times)

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Offline ¿ Jesse Pawman ?

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #240 on: February 11, 2008, 01:08:16 AM »
No. Just beat me up.
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Offline legence

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #241 on: February 11, 2008, 01:09:14 AM »
*kicks jesse's shin*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #242 on: February 11, 2008, 01:09:36 AM »
*she blushes at the sniff causing her to twich nailing Jesse in the head* Hunny so sorry!
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Offline ¿ Jesse Pawman ?

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #243 on: February 11, 2008, 01:11:50 AM »
*leg breaks and gets a skull fracture*

It's ok mother. *evil voice* I enjoy it.
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #244 on: February 11, 2008, 01:13:47 AM »
hmm there is something about you...
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #245 on: February 11, 2008, 01:14:31 AM »
*Spins with her bladed spear sending Jesse flying* Oh whats that?
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #246 on: February 11, 2008, 01:15:44 AM »
i dunno *grabs jesse's ear and pulls him around*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #247 on: February 11, 2008, 01:16:03 AM »
Nothing. *head fallls off*

Oh darn head fell off again
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #248 on: February 11, 2008, 03:43:50 AM »
*gorilla glues is head back on*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #249 on: February 11, 2008, 10:51:10 AM »
blow torchs his fur
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #250 on: February 11, 2008, 07:50:54 PM »
*sticks Jesse in a vat of hot wax*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #251 on: February 12, 2008, 10:52:18 AM »
fills it with cement up to his chest
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #252 on: February 12, 2008, 11:42:17 AM »
*throws it at the sun*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #253 on: February 12, 2008, 12:09:50 PM »
pushs a bowl of acid in jesses  way
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #254 on: February 12, 2008, 03:16:28 PM »
*acid melts his face, the sun burns his concrete and wax entrusted body*

*regenerates on Earth*


Ahh what a beautiful day.
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