The Bad Advice Game

[Dazed]

Dont sleep the night before




How do I make friends?

[Firox]

just tie them in the basement, visit often to throw pie at them


didn't work, I'm now out of energy, now that I fallen asleep mid day, how do I stay asleep during the night?

[Ara Av-Toa]

All the coffee.

I wanna lose.

[Firox]

Start the game, on't play the game, then you loose


*takes sip, spots out*
That stuff tastes bad, still sleepy during day, Any other way if staying up?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Adjust your natural rythm to a nocturnal lifestyle.

I wanna nothing.

[Azure Frostfire]

Get something.

How do I get away with a crime?

[Firox]

just leave the evidence in plain sight, with your entire paw print and face photo unobstructed... probably won't search for you since the guilty one was wearing a disguise 




nocturnal would be fun, my job is early morning
how do I work efficiently if I'm still so sleepy?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Don't work and hope your boss doesn't notice.


I wanna turn.

[Firox]

just dig underground, it will turn you into something




I got stuck up in a high tree, how do I call for help?

[lightstone]

just look up what help's number is and dial it

there's alot of new people here, what do i do

[Firox]

arrive shouting loud blowing an airhorn




nothing but lightning and thunder in the sky, how do I protect myself while still stuck up high in a tree?

[lightstone]

catch *trows a lightning rod*

now the new peeps are looking at me what do i do

[Firox]

create a distraction - throw steak at a fire place




lightning rod good for lightening... what about the scary thunder, it sounds so loud, how do i control the fear of thunder?

[lightstone]

cancel the noice with this *throws headphones that play thunder sounds twice as hard*



now my steak is bunt and im hungy 

[Firox]

just go into the neighbors house, break down their door, their fridge should have extra steaks




now I'm traumatized of thunder... whats an alternate landing site to not land on the thorny bushes