Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game (Read 135976 times)

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2895 on:** April 26, 2018, 07:51:43 AM »

When you put the glass upside down, the coaster has most effect.

I wanna keep away from hinduism.

Hunter568 · « **Reply #2896 on:** April 26, 2018, 01:54:15 PM »

Eat lots of beef.

I need help designing a website.

MisterCarey991 · « **Reply #2897 on:** April 26, 2018, 03:45:59 PM »

Spam all web designers until everyone is done with you, someone will do it eventually to stop you.

How do I manage to sleep less?

AceAurora · « **Reply #2898 on:** April 26, 2018, 04:10:18 PM »

Drink 20 5 hour energies in a row, that way you wont sleep for 100 hours.

How do I drive a stick shift car>

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2899 on:** April 27, 2018, 08:37:43 AM »

Mess around and see what happens.

I wanna improve my designing skills.

MisterCarey991 · « **Reply #2900 on:** April 27, 2018, 09:07:32 AM »

Copy another artists designs and claim them as yours, people will think that you improved.

How do I wake up early in the morning?

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2901 on:** April 27, 2018, 09:25:11 AM »

Don't go to bed at all.

I wanna enjoy my holiday.

White Wolf Guardian · « **Reply #2902 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:16:55 PM »

Then you need to look for as many jobs as you can find.

How do I fix my flat tires?

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2903 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:26:24 PM »

Smash them with a big, sharp kitchen knife.

I wanna go out and about.

White Wolf Guardian · « **Reply #2904 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:31:07 PM »

You need to crawl, it's the only way to remain true to lizard culture.

I need help with my glasses, how do I repair them?

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2905 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:36:24 PM »

Throw them to the other end of the room.

I wanna feel the sunshine.

White Wolf Guardian · « **Reply #2906 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:38:08 PM »

Then you must go to Antarctica and stand behind a glacier.

I want to ride an airplane!

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2907 on:** April 27, 2018, 03:44:56 PM »

Sit on top of one and ride it to the skies! I can't promise you'll like it.

I wanna go back to bed.

Hunter568 · « **Reply #2908 on:** April 27, 2018, 04:50:22 PM »

Just set your clock an hour earlier. Now you have an extra hour to sleep!

What's the best place to get a good sandwich?

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2909 on:** April 28, 2018, 12:12:58 PM »

I hear the sandwiches floating in the sewer are great! They're very popular with the rats, at least.

I wanna disprove evolution.

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