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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2880 on: April 23, 2018, 06:02:49 AM »
Just turn a traffic report on the radio and instruct as normal.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2881 on: April 24, 2018, 04:00:59 AM »
You have to use planks of wood to slap glass until the glass reshapes into the right form!

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« Reply #2882 on: April 24, 2018, 01:05:01 PM »
Why, your local teleportation representative of course. The number can usually be found on any governmental website.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2883 on: April 24, 2018, 01:07:56 PM »
By going outside and collecting as much snow as possible, then pouring vanilla flavoring all over it!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2884 on: April 25, 2018, 03:38:55 AM »
Move to a mountain region and buy a snow making machine eg. Snoopy's snow cone maker.  Follow the directions and you will have snow.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2885 on: April 25, 2018, 04:02:04 AM »
Start with the moon.  It's easier to digest.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2886 on: April 25, 2018, 04:52:43 AM »
You must follow da queen, my bruddah. *spits*




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2887 on: April 25, 2018, 04:56:11 AM »
It does but only if you wrap it in tin foil first.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2888 on: April 25, 2018, 04:59:59 AM »
Just burn your tongue with cigarettes every day. Eventually, your body will have a negative association with cigarettes, and you won't want to smoke anymore.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2889 on: April 25, 2018, 03:26:31 PM »
By covering it in duct tape, of course.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2890 on: April 25, 2018, 05:01:35 PM »
Super glue your face in a smile if that fails...Just cut up towards your ears that way you have a smile.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2891 on: April 25, 2018, 10:22:08 PM »
Invent a sport that only you know how to play. Then, you'll have the world record by default.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2892 on: April 25, 2018, 11:57:49 PM »
Beat it with a stick until it stops doing things.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2893 on: April 26, 2018, 02:27:13 AM »
You must enrich yourself by saying "Lord" over and over again.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #2894 on: April 26, 2018, 04:21:24 AM »
Blow towards the ball until full or toss into the air repeatedly.

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