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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #840 on: September 06, 2016, 12:13:42 AM »
Put them in a pickle jar and shake them up

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #841 on: September 06, 2016, 02:26:07 AM »
Put suger in a pan and make it hot.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #842 on: September 06, 2016, 02:35:29 AM »
Swim in it beforehand. Make sure to cover the empty bottles in candle wax after you empty them... To appease the spirits trapped inside.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #843 on: September 06, 2016, 04:42:02 AM »
Ram another car into it.
The parts from the two will merge onto a better car.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #844 on: September 06, 2016, 05:50:39 AM »
Sorry, I forgot the answer.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #845 on: September 06, 2016, 05:37:47 PM »
Everything .
Like anything that fits.

Anything.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #846 on: September 07, 2016, 12:08:00 AM »
Stuff it in your ears and scream in Portuguese.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #847 on: September 07, 2016, 05:51:21 AM »
Space ductape

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #848 on: September 07, 2016, 10:55:28 AM »
All you need to do is use caramel. Lots and lots of caramel.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #849 on: September 07, 2016, 03:01:11 PM »
At your friendly neighborhood black market



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #850 on: September 08, 2016, 09:02:48 AM »
Use a swirly straw

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #851 on: September 08, 2016, 09:59:19 AM »
Scream into their shoulder whilst pulling their shoes apart.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #852 on: September 08, 2016, 03:02:55 PM »
Yell while smashing it violently with a sledgehammer!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #853 on: September 08, 2016, 10:51:30 PM »
Like this. *Devours a large bucket full of insects*

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #854 on: September 09, 2016, 05:09:24 PM »
Keep yourself awake until you're about to pass out

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