Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game (Read 130710 times)

Bricket · « **Reply #285 on:** March 12, 2016, 12:44:13 AM »

Trolls like to post offensive stuff, just ban the troll.

How do I get downstairs?

MustardHusky · « **Reply #286 on:** March 12, 2016, 07:40:58 AM »

shrink and hide yourself in her food. then when you get to the esophagus cut an exit and look for the heart.

How do i get better at art?

Bricket · « **Reply #287 on:** March 12, 2016, 09:20:23 AM »

hit up the LSD

How do I make my internet better?

Trixsie Vixen · « **Reply #288 on:** March 12, 2016, 12:51:24 PM »

Install ad booster 4.1 More ads equals more information and knowledge is power!

How do I stop my peasants revolting?

Trixsie Vixen · « **Reply #289 on:** March 12, 2016, 02:16:25 PM »

Bribe or blackmail all the anti-cardinals, boom - anti-pope!

How do I get the Pope to reply to my PMs?

Sub-Zero Knight · « **Reply #290 on:** March 12, 2016, 02:22:02 PM »

Cover them with an overstuffed taco.

How do I get my cat to stop eating my iPhone chargers?

Trixsie Vixen · « **Reply #291 on:** March 12, 2016, 03:24:37 PM »

Twenty meters should do it.

If a person tells me they are Burt Reynolds and need a place to stay til the heat dies down, should I give them a bed?

Sub-Zero Knight · « **Reply #292 on:** March 12, 2016, 05:10:27 PM »

Nah, you should give them your entire house and all of your money.

What should I do if Trump becomes president of the U.S?

Trixsie Vixen · « **Reply #293 on:** March 12, 2016, 05:19:35 PM »

Call lay down misere to avoid trumps and win.

How do I win money at cards?

Sub-Zero Knight · « **Reply #294 on:** March 12, 2016, 05:24:17 PM »

Make a big scene about how the cards are actually Illuminati and ask for donations to continue your research.

How do I get Senpai to notice me?

Trixsie Vixen · « **Reply #295 on:** March 12, 2016, 05:48:33 PM »

Swap her birth control pills for rat poison, then when she gets sick, confess!

How do I stop people wanting me to notice them?

Sub-Zero Knight · « **Reply #296 on:** March 12, 2016, 06:09:07 PM »

^ Notice them. xD

How do I get free money?

Nutmeg · « **Reply #297 on:** March 12, 2016, 07:16:50 PM »

Photocopy some real money. Make sure it's double sided!

How can I learn magic?

Bricket · « **Reply #298 on:** March 12, 2016, 08:46:51 PM »

Discover the magical drugs

How do I defuse a bomb?

MrRazot · « **Reply #299 on:** March 12, 2016, 08:52:18 PM »

Win a Darwin award

How do I stop people breaking into my car?

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