Author Topic: How did the person above you die? (Read 339430 times)

Nishjin · « **Reply #2265 on:** July 12, 2016, 02:39:05 PM »

Passed out when he saw the bill for the cake; Never woke up.

Bricket · « **Reply #2266 on:** July 12, 2016, 02:42:44 PM »

Saw someone drinking H20, drank H20 too

Nishjin · « **Reply #2267 on:** July 12, 2016, 02:45:50 PM »

Tried drinking 20 hydrogen atoms in a molecule... Or H(20)

Bricket · « **Reply #2268 on:** July 12, 2016, 02:51:03 PM »

Tried making a pun with anti-matter.
It didn't even matter

Nishjin · « **Reply #2269 on:** July 12, 2016, 02:56:41 PM »

Tried to pun a pun-god.
Scared the bejesus out of him.

Bricket · « **Reply #2270 on:** July 12, 2016, 03:04:57 PM »

Got punned down by the pun-police

Ibi Tanvaal · « **Reply #2271 on:** July 13, 2016, 12:22:47 AM »

Broke the pun-damental laws of physics.

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2272 on:** July 13, 2016, 12:34:18 PM »

Couldn't handle the puns
... I know, not punny.

Bricket · « **Reply #2273 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:08:07 PM »

Air strike

Bricket · « **Reply #2274 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:27:55 AM »

Went on vacation to Europe.

Bricket · « **Reply #2275 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:58:10 AM »

got attacked by wall-e

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2276 on:** July 16, 2016, 12:14:33 PM »

Got a heart attack when he was suddenly surrounded by hundreds of Minions.

Bricket · « **Reply #2277 on:** July 16, 2016, 12:18:45 PM »

Snorted cyanide

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2278 on:** July 16, 2016, 12:33:22 PM »

Was taking a bath when someone put cesium in the tub.
Both Bricket and the tub got destroyed.

Bricket · « **Reply #2279 on:** July 16, 2016, 12:40:42 PM »

Thought it would be funny divide the world by 0

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