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An accident occurs and suddenly your dead. Think of all the SILLY ways the person above you died based upon character/personality.
Example: "Slipped on a banana and fell down 5 stories of stairs"
GO!
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Killed by food poisoning at a sketchy taco stand xD
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Was found in his car with an unfinished SMS on his phone saying "Lol. I'm texting while dr"
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((Lol))
^ Death by attempted parkour in chicken suit.
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Crayon poisoning its a shame
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^ Was found dead among his squad members, blown up by Oldkid X3
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^ pronounced dead via cuddling a puff fish ((lol))
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was weight lifting without a spotter and was crushed to death :P
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a dinosaur somehow gets sent forward a few million years and eats you
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Drank some stuff, became a zombie, shotgun to the head.
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turned to chocolate never turned back
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Had his weakness discovered.
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was tickled to death
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was not hugged in time
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^ Was hugged too tightly, and then squashed <.<
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^ Spontaneous combustion
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/\EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
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Was stuffed inside a fursuit.
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shot by a hunter
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(Must've been a very large snake)
Turned red, and died.
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Died from farting too loudly...
('Cause you know... I'm f*cking 12 years old again...)
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died of laughter from said loud flatulence
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died of laughter from said loud flatulence
¨
((That's actually almost true XD . I'm sorry, I just can't help it))
^ Died from the cold. Seems like that fabulous jacket wasn't enough o3o!
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/\ visited freddy fazbears pizza
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Died of cuteness.
(The best way to go!)
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/\ got stuck in jello
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^ died from heat stroke, due to being in a fursuit all day ((lol))
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^ Died under the weight of the heavy weights he lifts at the gym <.<
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^died of sickness.
(He's quite green.)
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^ was the first mouse to the cheese ((lol xP))
^ Died under the weight of the heavy weights he lifts at the gym <.<
((Hah probably))
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^ Died doing some pretty weird stuff
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^died from radiation exposure
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When he pulled the sword out of the rock the sudden give made him fall backwards and stab himself
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Died from weirdness overload.
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Cecelia.. Hm..
She went to a Haunted House, and came out.. she then was frightened to death (heart attack) from Santa Claus visiting her on a unicorn, and carrying a bag full of mouse-traps.. o3o I don't even know Cx
-Shilo
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Killed by death
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^ Died from being too obvious
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Died for pointing that out.
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Cause of death: unknown.
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Death by cat.
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Died gloriously in battle.
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Died in the arms of her lover after using herself to protect him/her.
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Falls into a meat grinder
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Rabid ferret assault
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Pole cat attack
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Repeated brick wall impact accident
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Cofee overdose
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^
Death by snu snu
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Death by Genocide Frisk/Chara
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Discus to the forehead
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Arrow to the knee
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Ran out of hot sauce sandwiches X3
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The Power of LOVE
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The Power of POWER
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Drank an unmarked bottle of stuff.
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^ Got turned into chocolate, and was eaten
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A nailgun
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A gun shaped like a nail ^
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Tripped over a cantaloupe
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Got a face full of Canta-nope.
Or fell on a jump-nope.
Or was Excommunicated by the pope of nope.
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Rest in Pepperoni
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^ Crushed to death by fat lady crowd surfing xD
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Bitten by a dog with a rabid tooth
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^Became a pop tart on a pop tart commercial, declared dead-eaten by another pop tart lol
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Was eaten by an army of ants in his sleep
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^ Stopped living
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Skinned for exotic fur
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Tripped over a pot hole
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tried to kill a thread but the thread killed him in "self defense"
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Wanted to be the first anthro to walk on the sun.
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^ Talked smack about Chuck Norris and died thereafter
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^ tried to challenged the hulk
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Wanted to be the first anthro to walk on the sun.
how would that kill me ill just go when its night and its not as hot xD
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^played fetch with a grenade
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fire cracker chased you until you died because you killed your niece
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^caught the car he was chasing.
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The crowd was not entertained
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His sickness was too strong....
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^ Games too much and died from starvation
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^got trapped in a car.
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^ She was turned into chocolate and eaten
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starved to death because steam took all your money
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Played Fallout 4 and forgot to eat, drink, sleep, bathe, and everything else required for living. Ghost is still trying to work the controller.
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death by nerds saying you don't need to bathe in fallout 4
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Death by tha booty
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^ Brought to Show-and-Tell, huggled to death by a class of grade schoolers ((lol))
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died in a fire
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^ ate too much and popped
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^wait, Styxx died! How!?
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^ was cuddled to death by styxx
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Killed by a crowd of people for killing Cecilia
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^ died from lack of photosynthesis cuz everyone knows 'you don't got nun, 'less you you got Sun, Hun!' ((Lol xD))
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^ killed by Flowey
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fell but didn't land on your feet
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Went into the woods and was never seen again.
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^ Died in a magic experiment gone awry
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A drauger ambush
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^ didn't accept the sword from the old man in the cave. Killed by an octoroc
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^tried to go alone, it was dangerous.
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^ Didn't grab an air bubble in time
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^ Was a traitor in the eyes of TR-8R
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Took an arrow to the knee and never recovered
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^was chopped.
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^ Decided to try making a viral video
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^ Tried to follow me up to space.
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^Went missing
(She's probably still around here somewhere...)
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had a needle fall on her balloon self
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^ Tickled to death
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was revenge tickled to death xD
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^ death by falling atomic wedgie on flag pole
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Ate at chipotles
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^ pronounced dead fleeing a herd of chickens
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^ Dead from embarassment
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^shot in the knee with an arrow
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^ Bumped his hip into a table corner and stepped on a Lego... He couldn't withstand the terrible pain.
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Attacked by a swarm of chitternebelin.
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Cuddled to death by kids
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^ Was abandoned on an island with nothing but a flintlock pistol
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^ died of food poisoning.
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^ tried to fly
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/\ Whizzed on the electric fence (extra points if you get the reference)
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^ Fell in battle, when the elves didn't come to help (reference here too)
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^ had a BAD TIME with sans.
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Never recovered from the arrow to the knee
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^ Error 500 Internal server failure.
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^ The driver did not see him on the road
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^ blown to bits accidentally smoked a dynamite stick instead of a cigar ((lol))
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fell in love with someone so chill that they froze to death xD
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Went out with a song in a hospital room. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-AIVJeR6Hk)
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^Flew too close to the sun
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^ attacked by an angry mob of Grammar Nazis ((hahah))
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Crushed between two muscular guys.
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^ A horrible, horrible bet went wrong...
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Didn't push f ro pay his respects
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A bull didn't like his color.
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^ was eaten by grue
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^septum piercing gone horribly wrong.
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^ picked a fight with an apothicon.
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Wanted to be mummified
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drowned in pudding
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Hit by a car
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDo9q9BWgAIAfX1.jpg)
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Ran out of power points and fainted.
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^ new spell backfired, incinerating them.
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^ Flirted with the wrong person
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His glowing parts turned out to be radioactive
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^The Dragonborn unleashed a shout in her general direction.
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^ tripped and fell down a mountain.
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^Met Yinepu (Anubis)
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^ was told on by yinepu ( XD)
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mistaken for a crash test dummy
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^ looked tasty. Was not... XD
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Puppy didn't die. Puppy lives cause he's such a good puppy.
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^ killed by the guardians
(styxx likes tasty things XD)
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Are you not immortal Styxx? Aren't you like a god or something?
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^ cuddled to death XD
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^ malnourished, couldn't eat-got tongue stuck on a cold metal pipe ((lol))
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^ with styxxs dying breath he summoned cthulhu to exact his revenge. (sounds like something styxx would do too XD)
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^why am I always forced to kill the puppy? I don't want to kill the puppy!
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^rode the lightning
You can kill me. Heh
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^ ate too much magical candies and popped, turning into confetti
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^was too close to me when I popped
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Passed away peacefully in his sleep
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^ went to "Tickle Labs HQ" and gets tickled till he pops!
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^ fell down and his rifle auto fired.
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^looked to the left too long XP
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Decided to test his pogo skills against the pogo master and failed horribly being damned to pogo hell where he jumps for 100 long lonely solitary years till he somehow escaped. As soon as he escaped he runs across a street without looking both ways and gets run over.
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(Very interesting XP)
^drank one too many Cokes
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^((I dont like coke xP)) *A random John Cena appears and chokes you to death with a chokehold while his theme music plays*
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^died for bringing up the John Cena meme XP
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^ played on a thin layer of ice... Obviously you know how that went.
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Decided to go on a drawing spree and was so focused on drawing, she forgets and becomes oblivious to everything going on around her. She starves to death and is found a year later with an unfinished drawing, which causes her to become famous and lives on forever in a way though dying for her art.
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^ Decided to have a closer look down the barrel, when a bullet was stuck in his rifle.
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^ decided to cuddle a cactus, causing vital organ puntures
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Decided to play hopscotch. In a minefield.
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^ That was the one time... that badger really should have given a sh*t X3
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^ drank the wrong coolaid
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^ Thought he could parkour.
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^gave the wrong answer to Tim the Enchanter at the bridge.
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^ was stepped on by a giant
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^was killed by a small guy who climbed up him and stabbed him in his weak points.
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^He messed up his landing pretty bad
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^The cellar wasn't earthquake-proofed.
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^ titan styxx landed on them before disintegrating.
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^ Was buried alive in a pyramid, whereafter to be found, and scavenged
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^ failed to escape the tomb of styxx
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^ Was apparently the reason they needed a Tomb of Styxx.
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^was... killed.... somehow....
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^ couldn't stand having to kill puppy so she outer her self XD
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Froze to death
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^poached for his fur :(
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^ Shot down by hunters
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gonna go deep in this one (http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/the-bay-of-pigs-invasion-begins (http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/the-bay-of-pigs-invasion-begins))
*black ops mission 1961 their mission was to go in as civilians to cuba their operation name was called the bay of pigs* blaze looked at his comrade scootr who was a fellow CIA agent their orders were to go into cuba and take out the nuclear threat in the area upon arrival they had spent weeks training Guatemalans to do this attack the cia was ready to start a war gunfire could be heard from the shore as many of their comrades had hit the ground or captured it was just blaze and scootr along with ten men scootr was running for a nearby MG nest trying to flank it when a landmine went off wounding scootr blaze runs up to scootr and says I cant do this scootr looked at him and scootr said (http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=major+pain+the+little+train+that+could&view=detail&mid=A85D2466BB7C63AF844EA85D2466BB7C63AF844E&FORM=VIRE1 (http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=major+pain+the+little+train+that+could&view=detail&mid=A85D2466BB7C63AF844EA85D2466BB7C63AF844E&FORM=VIRE1)) as he finshed he bleed to death blaze cried as gunfire had surrounded the area napalm had bombed the crap out of the area MG fire was everywhere just then a round hit blaze in the shoulder taking him to the ground and a soldier came up and knocked him out and he never woke up
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Fell into the tiger exhibit at the zoo
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ate some bad human
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Was too red.
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was to ottery..
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^ Died in a tragic and most unfortunate accident involving egg whisks, three pieces of Lego, an untuned violin, four flowerpots, a shopping cart and a talking grapefruit named Fred.
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Drowned in a barrel full of homemade alcohol
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Died of a heart attack after he realized he was the 7000th person to make a Blue joke
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^ took the easy way out
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Shot and stuffed aka, Taxidermy
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^ tripped and got his mouth shut closed, dying from starvation.
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Died....... grusemly
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^ Went crazy one day and died from madness
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^ Used to be an adventurere... then he took a dragon shout to the face.
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Used to be alive till a swarm of angry skyrim fans struck him in the knee
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^ blew up in a failed science experiment
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^ forgot to look both ways. Dodged the first car, had a heart attack.
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Decapitation by an angry mob
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^Lounged too perfectly.
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^Went to swim in the wrong place.
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^ wanted to stick their head out the window going mach 3, obviously the jet tore its self apart.
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Went exploring and fell into a sarlac pit.
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^ was killed by a mandalorian for calling them a nerf hurder
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^ate chocolate.
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^Was trolled to death
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^Boiled in oil
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^Entranced with the cuteness of murderous stoats and ripped to shreds!
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^Weasels ripped his flesh
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^Died of a natural causes at a ripe old age after living his life fully XP
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^Curiosity
Hehe. Get it? You're a cat. X3
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(I get it hahah xP)^hunting season!
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^ looked tasty, was not... Xd
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^Contracts mummy fever after discovering and opening an ancient tomb!
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^ forgot to look up when crossing the diagonal rope. (good old piano gag XD)
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Stuck out his tongue for too long
I was gonna say that one day :P
^Alabama airliner
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Explosive diarrhea
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to quote major payne "somebody is gonna pay for the blood on my lips"
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Eaten by a snorlax
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^ate too many of those cookies he's always eating :P
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Falling into Mt. Doom holding the one ring
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Ran over by a tank
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^ Tripped over All his Stairs!
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Drowned in bad puns XD
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Assassinated by a cult
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Drowned in mayonnaise
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Pushed off a cliff
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^ Stopped living
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Fell into a black hole
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^ Stopped living
When did I start?
But, back on topic.
Mauled by a bear
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Was killed to death
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Bouncy house incident
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Was assassinated by the grendel
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Was put in a sarcophagus very early
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Hunting accident
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^ was dick chanied
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^ justinfiable murder for only going one direction in an electrical zone. (tripple pun. Were getting punny in here yall! XD)
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^ beaten to death by replica light-sabers, caught talking smack to fans of Star Wars in a Spock outfit ((lol))
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^hood rat attack
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^ was given a poison doughnut
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Was eaten by vampires!
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^ was nommed to death by cuteness
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^ had a heart attack when their favorite band 'STYX' came to town ((hah))
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^ was put in a real iron maiden when they thought they were actually going to see the band. (two can pun that way XD)
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^ a subject of pure irony when he was sadly eaten by a pet panther of the band Pantera ((let's do this! Lol))
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/\ Wanted to see what shark stomachs looked like from the inside
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/\tried to flop a bear
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^ choked on the glitter from confetti cannons at a One Direction concert, screaming "I LOVE YOU!" ((Hehe))
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^ was trampled by angry One Direction fans.
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/\ Used to be a One Direction band member, but was assassinated by Justin Beiber
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^ tried to assassinate Justin Beiber but was attacked by a crazed Beiber-Fever fan ((lol))
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^trampled in the crowd of a taylor swift concert
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^slain by a knight
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^ victim of mustela hunting season
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^died by the sword
(Nuuuuuuu :P)
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Eaten by a monster
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Eaten by said monster as well
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^Made too many puns and was crushed by the puncake!
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Banned from life for cheating
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^ became a puncake
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Death sentance for killing people with puns
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^gonna get his head kicked in tonight
(Song reference :P)
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/\Killed by a stalker on running man
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^concrete shoes
(Hehe, good one)
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/\Beaten with the fryer but a disgruntled arbys employee
(I have my moments of inspiration when I first wake up)
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^killed by that dead plant in your living room XD
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Ill just quote your last words
"Ya man this bomb is tottaly saf-"
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/\Eaten by a shark will deep sea fishing
Im throwing that out before I go to my appointment today
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Was eaten by a trash can that might be related to the plant
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Was killed in a war
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Was eaten by the war machine
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^Has been eaten by a desert worm
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Was buried under tons of bananas!
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Took an arrow to the knee
Tried to ride a dragon but fell down
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attacked by a squirrel...very unfortunate
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^ their death was so hilarious that the became a meme
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Natural causes
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Lost in the mane dimension
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By Pain Is Cupcake. X3
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Flew too close to a black hole
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/\Stuck in a tar pit
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^ Looked too good
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^ went into a freezer room not realizing that the door locked behind him
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^was overthrown by The Rock.
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^ the rock didnt like that
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^2 kewl 4 skewl
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^2skewl 4kewl
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^chose to risk it.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/76/46/f9/7646f9b39eeb8a6db30e55a3e80a8296.jpg)
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^Got assassinated by a secret organization
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Became the new pet for pantera, unfortunately died from overdosing on cocaine and alcohol . XD
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poached by hunters
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^died during an acrobatic act.
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Ya no see the safety is on *gunshot*
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um she slowly got grinded down to sand
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^ was slaughtered by their own joke XD
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^Was mummified and put in Pyramid
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^thought it wasn't so cold outside.
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^ had a mentos and accidentally drank Coke afterwards
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^ was the reason why they found out about the pop rock and coke incident.
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^Died from too many birthdays.
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he was unalived by a hitman
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He was killed by scavengers
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(more like by rob for not ever having tea XD )
was at the bay of pigs (did I already do that ? )
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Was thrown out for Boston tea party references XD
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Died from blood loss by gnawing off their legs after getting caught in two separate bear traps
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Have been witnessed :P
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Hugged to death
Was thrown out for Boston tea party references XD
Post Merge: January 14, 2016, 04:57:24 AM
Died from blood loss by gnawing off their legs after getting caught in two separate bear traps
Rob Cantor – Shia LaBeouf Lyrics
You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia Labeouf.
He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
Shia Labeouf.
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Shia Labeouf.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Shia Labeouf.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.
Living in the woods,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Killing for sport,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
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Didn't blinked while in a straing contest, turned blind and died by bumping into thigs
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Was my seeing eye dog that got hit by a car to save my life *salutes*
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Saluted too hard
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Couldn't fly the chopper well enough
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Been crushed by the choppa I failed to pilot :P
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Was actually in the choppa
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Was the choppa
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Died happily at the age of 206.
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Passed away in a hospital bed after spoiling Star Wars
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Comitted Suicide after being spoiled by Cecilia
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(Don't worry, I've watched it. Twice actually o3o)
Died as the shot went through my head into his.
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(I watched it once, nice movie ^_^ )
Died because he was sad that he killed me in his suicide
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Attempted to disarm a bomb with a coat hanger
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(Yeah, I can't wait for the next X3)
Died as he committed suicide, after I died, because, he died, because I died o3o! (Eesha)
Ate old cat food in Arma (DM)
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Tried to get to da choppa but was met by the predator, now is a his prized trophy on his ship. (hope in not too late on the choppa puns XD)
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Tried to snuggle an ennemy to death, it didn't worked well
(What the hell Ulvus ? o.O )
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His brain imploded, as I confused him X3
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Died from poisoning as the a pygmy furry shot a dart with toxin while he was exploring the rainforest.
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Received a dish washer on the head while singing
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Tried to pick a fight with ryu hyabusa. The fight was hilariously short.
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Tried to kill a zombie with a toothpick
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Tried to poke a boomer. (left 4 dead if you didn't know)
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Tried to hug a witch (Yeah, Left 4 dead :P )
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Tried to cr0wn the witch, but became her new doll
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^ Tried to use the Necroamoncon.... Backfired...greatly..
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Killed the wrong persons buzz
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^ Tried to use the Necroamoncon.... Backfired...greatly..
(necronomicon is the right spelling. Not Bing a grammar nazi XD)
Tried to summon Samael.
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Suffered a horrible foreplay incident....
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Suffered a horrible foreplay incident....
oh god thats so me
the afterglow was the light at the end of the tunnel^
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^fell in toxic waste, she's still alive but she's... different...
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Was shaken to death by a kid who was yelling "its so fluffeh!"
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Decided to look down a hunters barrel
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Fought the fantastic four
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Had a brutality done on him by scorpion.
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Tried to over throw the empire
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Tried to overthrow me... aka captain phasma
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Tried to resist being overthrown. La viva laresitance
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X3 Didn't respond to my skype
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^took a bet and tried to drink 3 gallons if water.
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Turf war with a bear
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Ali starred at a bear. c:
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Fenox saw a 420 quadruple rainbow <u>
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Got a seizure after seeing the same rainbow >.>
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Flirted with the wrong dragon
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(wouldn't doubt it)
Pressed the red button
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^was cuddled by everyone at once.
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(true story XP )
Thought he could eat the 420 quadruple rainbow
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^found himself stranded in the desert.
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Found herself stranded in desert and ate it all and died from diameters
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From street racing, fatal crash
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Got drunk, wrote that ^, then died...
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Got their cute cheeks pinched and pulled to hard by a crab.
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Was used as a scientific experiment my doctor richtoffen
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Fell into a nuclear reactor
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Got drunk and thought their name was Altair and tried to do some parkour on the 50th flood falling to their death while screaming " I am the eagle!"
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Styxx tried to hijack an airplane from the outside, in flight, causing him to fall 4,000 feet to a swimming pool, then he drowned, because he doesn't know how to swim.
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//I have been there before, I, and the Computer, were fine//
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R-R-R-Roadkill!
(no offense michen!)
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Ironically was burned to death
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Mich, I'm a guy. x3
Do I really look that feminine?
Tried to explore New York blind folded.
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(Sounds more like me xD )
Went into those woods in Japan ( forgot the name xD)
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It's fine. I don't spend 99% of my time being anal about things on tumblr. If anything it's a compliment. Means my character actually resembles a femboy. ^~^
Tried to go for a swim... In next door's pool.
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^was taken into "the bush"
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Unfortunate magic trick accident
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Attempted to summon a demon servant. Accidentally summoned a demon surfing, got washed away with the wave.
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Started to sing Justin Bieber songs while in a mosh pit. XD
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(crying lol XD )
Went exploring in a pyramid that suddenly took off into space where they were abducted by alien mummies
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umm the aliens built the pyramids sooo it could happen
was killed by the CIA for uncovering a conspiracy
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Was killed because he found out that styxx was actually an alien and his mother ship was a secret pyramid. The last thing he saw was styxx pushing a button on his neck which pulled his armor on covering his whole head. Before he got zapped he heard "shia!"
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Mentioned Shia Leboeuf
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Mentioned Andy Biersack. Mauled to death by fans
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Dies after I accidentally land my spaceship on him.
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Was shot by space police for bad spaceship parking
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^made the mistake of hitting Sheogorath instead of talking to him.
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Mistakingly executed for the crimes of a Khajit
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Was framed as a member of the black hand.
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Died from eating cookie dough and got salmonella
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^turns out his fur was red because of a serious medical condition.
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Turns out the mass amount of purple on her belly was because of a large internal haemorrhage.
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^was cuddled to death.
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Cuddled a pyrokinetic
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^ perished from a failed attempt at psychokenisis
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didn't give the customer the car they wanted so they ran him over with it
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^BAM! bullet bill to the face.
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^was sat on.
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Was cuddled to death
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^ was shot by an angry styxx for being made fun of his clothes by a ma'tok staff XD
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was sat on by Cecilia
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was sat on by Cecilia
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^ found waldo
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^ pronounced dead, pranked Bigfoot after having Jack Links jerky
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^disappeared, the meat at the local restaurant has tasted funny ever since.
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^ was snuggled to death
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^ victim's friends decided to all at once message her phone, it literally exploded ((I pun'd lol))
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^made this death thread
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^ stumbled into my lab and accidentally drank some nitric acid thinking it was sprite
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^Fatal experiment backfire
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^One day decided to style his hair and mistook a vial of liquid nitrogen for hair gel(Even though it was absolutely freezing to the touch). He applies the liquid nitrogen to his head freezing himself and falls to the ground shattering into a million pieces!
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^^ accidentaly sits on one of the small knives he carries around and hits an artery or something?? i dunno,,, *hides*
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^Goes on an epic adventure killing monsters and beasts which terrorize the world and acquires loots, power, and fame! During the climax of her journey she fights one of the corrupted heroes of old, the Mighty Hercules! She beats it...
As she makes her way home, she trips over a root and breaks her neck!
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awww what... your story is so much better than mine D: hehe sorry you had to die by sitting on a small knife XD
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(Sorry for showing you up heheh, Ive been trying to be more imaginative with my thought recently.)
^Decides to try on my glasses and is overwhelmed by how blurry it is. In fact, it was so blurry that mercurywolfie was blurred from existence! Leaving me wondering why a pile of women's clothes appear in front of me, which in turn makes me question if the sudden appearance was a sign...
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a sign??? a sign of wat??? o.o and please, call me mercury *fades into the void*
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We should probably take this into the PMs I might start to get really off topic hahah.
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if you insist XP
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Was trampled to death by drunken elephants, then what was left was obliterated by the hilarity of a clown car exploding.
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Been killed by death bananas
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^ Was killed when he crash landed a helicopter on my newly refueled truck in DayZ. It was not the crash that killed him, but I beated him to death after ruining my truck X3
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Took an helicopter to the face when I found a new one :3
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Was squashed by a landing pyramid.
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^tried to make a pyramid fly with a bunch of rockets.
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^ Forgot to breathe :3
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^was scared to death.
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^Was too cute for her own good.
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^ thought they could swim in a tar pit, they are forever a grim reminder of why it's a bad idea to do that.
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(god dammit Michen, I was about to post to Styxx XD)
^ Got the same curse when he hugged Styxx Von Doom :P
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^the curse spread like a virus and got everyone killed.
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^ died of adorableness ^_^
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^ sudden internal combustion
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(Darude?)
^tried to solve the impossible equation.
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Eaten by a polar bear at a party for zombies
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^ Holy water
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^ lost his scarf and the life became monochrome (apparently you can't live without colours :/)
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^ invented the kovorcian scarf. (donno if I spelled the name correctly but meh XD)
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^ was drowned in beer
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^ forgot to look where they were walking and fell into a pit trap
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^the rolling bolder from Indiana Jones
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^ had his face melted away from the box in Indiana Jones XD
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^was shot by Indiana Jones in that Arabic market. XD
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^ was crushed in a garbage truck
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^level 500 Draugr.
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^was fussed off the grey beards mountain
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^ accidently insulted Anubis, god of the dead :3
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^got sat on.
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^ was too cute for her own good :3
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^Celebrated too many birthdays.
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^ smirked at the wrong person XD
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^ was listening too much ¨Darude - sandstorm¨ :3
(true story, I've done it XD)
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^ was told the secret to eternal life, but their mind literally blew when they heard it. XD
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^ forgot to close the necronomicon , summoning summoning tiamat. x_x
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^Unleashed The Mummy. Then just said "mehh"
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^ was crushed under her own weight somehow
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^ forgot about their hidden pit fall, got lucky and did not get impaled, but starved to death
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^ Wanted to meet Osiris, but never came back :P
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^his eyes popped out.
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Died from laughing too much (that is an actual thing :| )
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^became a complete cartoon.
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Opened the Pandora's box :D
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kept his eyes open during a sandstorm xD
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Was a curious little pup as DM has always been, and thought: I wonder how long time it takes to reach the bottom of the deepest sea without breathing X3
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^ summoned anubis to warn him about styxx mocking him, but was dragged to the underworld for summoning the lord of the underworld.
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^ate chocolate.
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^ was killed by gluttony
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^was hit by a star in the wind.
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^ was killed by a lack of cleverness.
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^it was opposite day, so he tried to breath water.
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Heart disease.
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^ stared into the abyss for too long
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^ Got eaten alive by scarabs while stuck half ways in quicksand X3
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^ some1 murdered him for his eyes...
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^ Died from crashing his plane, trying to murder Riddle o3o!
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^ Died from crashing his plane, trying to murder Riddle o3o!
^ Was hugged by Riddle at the same time Swift crashed:3
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was hunted for his pelt...
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(Oh, dying together X3 )
^^ Ate too much surströmming X3
^ was the hunted hunter o3o!
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(you don't need to eat ¨much¨ of that to die XD)
^ choke to death while being hugged by the all furs in the forum at the same time :3
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had overdosed...
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^ autosaved the moment before she died X3 (the most annoying thing in Skyrim XD)
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Drowned in a waterfall
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Went chasin' waterfalls.
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^ was followed by a bunch of cops with Benny hill music playing until she tripped and fell to her death from falling off a cliff loony toons style XD
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^was force fed. Until they literally popped
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I sensed a dark aura and torn them apart.
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Gave up and jumped in a fire.
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^ was killed by some one believing that they were the dhovakiin, to their sadness they were not and this poor fellow died in vain.
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Went swimming in the Nile and got eaten by a crocodile.
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Her rimes weren't dope enough.
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Autoenucleation. Usually caused by mental illness.
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^Felt the wrath.....
Of JOHN CENA!!
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^ was stabbed to death just because
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^ Oh the tragic story of Mr. Styxx Von Doom. The poor boy ate to many of my cookies! For they were so very delicious!
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[/size] -Hands all on the thread a delicious batch of fresh-baked cookies-
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^Died of exhaustion from baking too many cookies
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^Ate too much steak
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Error 414: coffee overdose
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ERROR: Could not find C:/program files/fursonas/snow-leopards/Michen-Sneeuwhart.exe/dump cache://
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^ate a bad cantaloupe.
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^ was groomed to death
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^ Looked at me the wrong way
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^looked at herself in the mirror
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Fell off a barstool
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^Fell off the invisible wall he's sitting on
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^wouldn't stop staring.
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^thought she had a chance with me
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^Didn't beware the forest mushrooms.
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^ Didn't know how to cook.
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^ tried to make a realistic cosplay of The Revenant
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^Rode on some rocks.
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^Rode on some rocks.
FREAKING PERFECT XD
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^died of perfectness.
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^ was strangled by her own tail...
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^ her royal subjects overthrew her
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^ tried climbing a tree that was three feet tall.
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^ a coconut from a palm tree fell, she was clubbed instantly ((lol))
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Had a weight rack fall on him
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^Was accidentally hit by a rocket (thats pretty unlikely O.o)
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Tried wrestleing a bigfoot
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(Dying lol that was so inventive XD 10/10)
Run over by the worlds largest ball of twine (it fell off its stand and caused quite a disaster)
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Choked trying to eat his own tail
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^wondered what being in a black hole would be like.
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Threw IT up.
Huh? A hint? You don't wanna know. At all. It's all I'm gonna say.
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^ entered a portal to another realm and was stepped on by a giant
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Was buried in a sandbox
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Decided she was God. Got killed trying to turn an oncoming car into a twinkie. ;)
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^ Died of suffocation after laughing too hard when witnessing said accident.
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Tried to wrestle a shark
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Tried to sit in mid air. On the edge of a cliff.
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Accidentaly jumped on a landmine
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^Overdosed on skooma
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Crashed through a bridge in a river and was trapped.
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And I burn in hell.
Limbs torn off by being hit by a car.
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Met one too many Christians and suicided
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Checked my steam profile.
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Was seen as enemy by an army that dealt 3,591e99 HP worth of damage per second. And got robbed.
P.S. your Steam profile doesn't look THAT bad!
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Jihad
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Was hunted.
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^ headbutted by a goat
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^Brain damage from headbutting Terra too hard
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^His eyes were torn out, and he fell off a cliff shortly after.
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^ got a heart attack after laughing too hard at the irony
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Tripped over a tail and fell down the stairs. And today we still ask why the host had to pick a 12 story hotel... Rest in peace rocky.
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Became death itself.
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Invented a chain gun and experienced a flaw in the design.
*If you get this you may tell me!*
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Tried to swim in the sea. Got eaten by a shark.
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Math. :|
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Tried to play Dream Theatre on flute
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^rocked on some rides.
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[size=-webkit-xxx-large]heart disease[/size]
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^ was shanked to death by an escaped convicted fur
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^ran with the scissors
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^ got ebola
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^I gave him ebola
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^ I gave him the crazy goat disease
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^I killed him for giving me all these diseases XD
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^ died just when he about to get the cure for his diseases.
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^Was thrown in a tar pit
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^ was pulled by me into the tar pit.
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(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160202/8cdd35566b09fd929b4359d0e6f6add5.jpg)
Brad Pitt
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^ Played hide and seek with friends. They couldn't find him and gave up, leaving him to starve while waiting to be found
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Got trapped in mario bros. fell into the pit of mysterious death
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^was frozen
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^ force choked by Darth Vader
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^Couldn't solve the equation
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Tried to fight a too high level Gigas, Iron Titan (http://aurakingdom.wikia.com/wiki/Gigas)
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^piano falling from a top story window
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Used the Opacitator
"Just move the blue slider all the way to the right and you'll become as opaque (that means see-through for all you uneducated folks) as you want! But not only that, the more opaque you are, the easier it is to move through walls and solid objects!"
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Left my room without paying
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Blended in the crowd. Literally.
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Forgot how to fly
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Became too curious
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^ traveled to the sun at night thinking it would cool down
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Fell down the stairs to heaven.
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^someone put on his scarf too tight.
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^tried to eat the cheese from the worlds largest mouse trap
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^ thought he could make the jump, but he was just an inch short, falling to his doom.
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^ broke his mom's favorite glass vase, was beaten to a pulp and thrown in the backyard somewhere ((lol))
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^ was left to baby sit his younger siblings and was found in the backyard nommed to death. (lol yours made me laugh good XD)
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^ Didn't know how to leopard correctly.
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(If Aliens can die... i am sure they can :3)
^Crashed his UFO :P
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^ate the wrong person
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Forgot how to fly
(I hardly fly)
Used a teleporter, got teleported to an empty white world
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Was egged by an intergalactic chicken
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Didn't had enough rocket fuel for the reentry burn. Was traveling at scape velocity, flew past the sphere of influence of the Earth and got lost in space.
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Gave you a gastrointestinal infection that killed you
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Made his last visit to the butcher, was sold for $1 per pound
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(If Aliens can die... i am sure they can :3)
^Crashed his UFO :P
I'm a her. :T
^ his heads fought eachother or himself, not sure how I'd put it.
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Fell in love from a cliff with a demon
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Was so cool they froze.
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Flew into a volcano
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Sat in a too dire situation and couldn't get out in time
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Was nommed to death by mummy styxx
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Ate a ghost pepper
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I couldn't see it, the door was locked. XP
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Got lost in a snowstorm
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By my hand
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By mine
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Eaten by a cat
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^ was cuddled to death by a giant who called him George XD
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^ Fell into a lake of custard. Couldn't swim back out and slowly sank into it.
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^was just too cute.
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^fell down the stairs
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^was on the stairs when I fell.
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^hit the guard rail on the way down
(You made me giggle with that, Cecilia)
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^ Died of being snuggled to death.
-Begins snuggling Tim- =3 <3
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^same
[Snuggles Snul]
X3
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Tried to warm it up
Died getting roasted
*that would make me sad*
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Was caught by my dad making out with me
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Forgot to take his beanie off in class, the teacher was crazy.
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mobed by fans
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Tripped and fell down the stairs to heaven (yes that means you died twice)
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Fell down from the throne 100 feet into a ravine.
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Crushed by someone who just wanted to give a really tight hug
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^held her hand up too long
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^Accidentaly killed by my big hugs.
(Sorry!!)
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^died while hugging me
(At least I died in your arms)
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^fell on themselves
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^ Drank a bottle of shampoo, thinking it was some new type of energy drink
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^ died of cuteness overdose
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^overdosed on Mehhh
(I'm sorry for that one)
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^ died from the punny revenge (lol couldn't help it either XD)
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^tried to take revenge
( XD )
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^lost his avi.
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^stole my avi
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^Cholesterol poisoning.
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^ died of hunger when couldn't climb down from the light pole
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^overdosed on TV static
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^Overdosed on Floral Shoppe
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^overdosed on VU
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Choked while attempting to blow a huge bubble out of gum
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^ Montezuma's curse
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^choked on marbles
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Electricity to the toenails.
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^force fed bologna
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^Smothered by kisses
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^ Fatal Cat Nip dose.
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^ Fatal cogollos dose
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^ Fell off a mountain
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^ tried to fight with a flaite
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^ Death by gluttony.
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^ Death by gluttony.
That could actually happen to me. Considering my bad habits, it is possible
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^ decided to rollerblade and chew gum at the same time ((lol))
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^ drowned while swimming
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/\Snuggled to death
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^ suffocated under a furry pile
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/\Set his tail on fire
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voted the wrong choice, and was electrocuted.
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^ Ran towards the lights. (Little did they know it was a car)
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^ wanted to swim in lava next to me, but melted in the heat
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^ tried to jump from one side of a cliff to another, missed and fell down
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^hydropump to the face.
(Don't worry, he only fainted)
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:'( *don't remind me* XD
^ chewed on electrical wires
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Meets Moby Dick while sailing, falls in the water and evaporates
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^ flew into electrical wires
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Enters a pokemon battle:
A wild Suicune has appeared!
Go, Missingno-oshi!
Error reror errro erorr reorr rerro roerr eorrr rreor rorer rorre
*CRASH*
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^ pulled the nazi knock knock joke on the wrong person XD
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^so did you XP
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^ said that to the wrong person and went flying from a fist to the face, on another note he mood nice with a shorter snout XD
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(I'm crying! Why didnt I think of that! XD)
^ was laughing so hard from watching styxx he suffocated and succumbed from laughter
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^ tried to find my home, ended up falling in the wrong volcano
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^ died from climbing on top of a dragon and suffocated from the high altitude while the dragon flew XD
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^was very curious.
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^ stared at the moon and didnt see the cliff that they were walking to XD
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^stared at the moon, became a werewolf and fell in a silver mine.
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Mouse trap. One marble too much
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^ let a bear nom on his face until things turned bad...
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^his hair was actually a horrible fungus.
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^ got eaten by rust
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(Rust?)
^ate some bad sushi.
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Brought a knife to a gun fight
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^ was hit by a car
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Vaporeon was better
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^ Got hit by a flying couch
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The flying couch killed two
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Was crushed by falling debris
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^overdosed on woodchips
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^ tried to eat too many fish at once
*chocked*
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Danced till the world ended
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^ ate too many ghost peppers
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^Cuddled everyone beyond the point of no return then was sucked into a black abyss of cuddles
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^ died from maths overdose
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^ died just because
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^ died from the mehh virus
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^died from nerves.
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^ accidentally fell into a floof machine and was separated from their floof. Though the process is harmless, they died from the shock of lack of floof
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^ died in a fire
(not caused by me :( )
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^in a fire caused by them
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^ crushed by falling rocks
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^ water Pókemon ((lol)) Blastoids
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^ tried to do stunts on a motorcycle, crashed into another vehicle
(was not wearing a helmet)
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^ was also killed in car accident when motorcycle operator (me) flew through vehicle windshield and collided with driver
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^ tried making a large ice sculpture, fell down high height hitting head on sharp rock
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^internally combusted... Wait... No... The same as that but with water
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^ ate raw bacon after trying to bake it in an Easy-Bake-Oven ((lol))
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^ a piano fell on them
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^ was mugged for the ten RingPops he was wearing xD
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^worked for easy bake and became an oven
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^worked for easy bake and became an oven
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Summoned the wrong being and wore the wrong color, was impaled by what ever that thing was XD
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Got crushed by a flying pyramid with wings.
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some angered person was doing drive-by-shooting and ^ just happened to be at the wrong place, at the wrong time
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^ was eaten by stitch
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^ hit his head on a rock while bungee jumping
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Watched Glee for more than 25 seconds.
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^mistaked motor oil for a Coke
Watched Glee for more than 25 seconds.
This is the best one I've seen I think XD
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((Your avatar made that one better!))
Touched a horse
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^ got bitten by a venomous snake
(didn't get to the doctor on time)
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^ a wild flareon set you fire
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^backflipped off a mountain, into frozen ice, cracked the ice, then drowned in the frozen water
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^ was eaten by a dragon that Moonwolf didn't slay
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^ was chasing lunch, ran across the street didn't looked for vehicles.
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^ forgot to pay said assassin and was killed in their sleep XD
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^ got lost in a maze and couldn't find the way out
( :( so if I'm with you, both of us met same fate)
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Went into a cave without a repel and got mauled by Zubats.
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^ fell asleep in mid air
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^ tried to steal my cookies
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Fell into an open sewage pipe
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^ Tried to steal my shoelaces
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Unproperly tied his shoelaces, and broke his neck when he tripped.
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^ got stang by a radioactive mosquito, obtained mosquito superpowers and turned into Mosquito Woman, then got eaten by Spiderman c:
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Got thrown into a pit of lava
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^ drank the wrong cool aid. (suicide cult reference XD)
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What no pyramid jokes XD
^ created a black hole and was pulled into oblivion
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^ some one with bad intent threw me off as the scarf and wrapped too tightly around his neck Styxx couldn't breath
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^ became a khovorkian scarf and died in the process
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^ someone threw Styxx out of a moving vehicle, got hit by another moving in the opposite lane
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played in in a kitty pool filled with toxic waste.
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^ ate too much chocolate
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^ died of 3rd degree burns :'(
(not caused by me)
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^ was held down and choked to death by noms being forced into his mouth as laughter could be heard
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^ crushed at a concert
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Got a free ticket to "Australia", turned out to be a one-way ticket to Antarica.
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My heartburn was for him though.
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Fell into the ocean, hated the water so much it killed them.
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^ Killed by a sucker punch in the guts c:
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Got a reverse warlock tip-of-the-sword and flew away with over 40 mph.
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Tried to light illegal fireworks, one of them was bad, and exploded under Mitchen's head
Fell into the ocean, hated the water so much it killed them.
That would work for me
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^ suffocated by the scarf, after so many others snuggled up to Mitchen, not knowing tied the scarf too tightly
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Flew to close to the moon and aliens abducted him!
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Flew into the moon
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Was the moon and explode when I flew into it.
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Drank motor oil
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Walked into a lawn mower,
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^ was hung up like a flag
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^ Got lost in the desert
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^ Burnt themselves
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^ someone was practicing cardboard box shooting
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^ someone was practicing cardboard box shooting
I love you... So much right now.
^got 360 noscoped
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^ someone was practicing cardboard box shooting
I love you... So much right now.
^got 360 noscoped
Then marry me
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^ somehow drowned
^ Burnt themselves
I can't get burned with Flash Fire X3
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^ somehow drowned
^ Burnt themselves
I can't get burned with Flash Fire X3
I'm sorry I don't know much about Pokemon XD
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^ got crushed under a large boulder
*in the games, flash fire increases fire attacks - my worst enemy is water* :D
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Got hit with bubble beam. X3
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^ got rammed by a goat (while to busy giggling), hit head on rocks
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^ didn't "DO IT" like Shia Lebeouf told him to
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^ Got rekt by shreak... Hey that rhymes!
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^ got rammed by Claud Van-Damme (( (; I'm a poet and didn't even know it))
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^ got rammed by John Claude Van-Damme (( (; I'm a poet and didn't even know it))
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^Sat on a thumbtack and blew up
lol wut
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^ touched an old seemly harmless WWII warhead at a museum...KABOOM!
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^Tried defusing a bomb
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^ was accidentally crushed by a high velocity pumpkin at the annual Chuckin' Pumpkin competition lol
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^ electrocuted while getting a haircut
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^ brought to show-and-tell, stolen from Pokèmon Master by Team Rocket.
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^ was meteor smashed like a BOSS by Captain Falcon lol
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Was eaten by a dragon.
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^ was attacked by rival team for insulting them
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^ Was eaten by a Purrloin.
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^ passed away from infected scratch
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^ Tried to steal Senpai
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^ Decided to become a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
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^ someone tried to take his jacket, wouldn't give it up, got shot
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^ Tried to take my jacket... well, by the title, we kinda know how that went... >.> <.<
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^ took the easy way out (gta 5 reference)
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Walked into an anime convention and said krilin could kick gokus ass
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Who now?
^ went to a metal concert and tried to request a pop song in the middle of a wall of death before it closed XD
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Its off of draon ball z....well any dragon ball
Wrestled with wolverine
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^ didnt laugh at the hulks lame joke when everyone else did. Nervously
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Walked into a large group of tween girls and screamed justing beiber is gay XD
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At least I died a man XD
Walked up to a bunch of metal heads and told them metal was gay. Turned around and got mowed down by a drunk driver as he was walking away XD (what a twist!)
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Omg styxx is m night shymlan irl XD (Yeah I know I might not have spelled that right lol)
Tried an odst jump without a parachute
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^ was killed then tea bagged by halo fans for confusing odst drop with halo drop XD (I'm punny today)
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^Got AWPed mid doors. (CSGO references)
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^ couldn't dis arm the bomb quick enough (cs reference)
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^ Died proudly in fierce battle with his axe in hand, and sword in the other, and is now on his way to Valhalla! >:3
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^hit by a bus
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(Straight to the point, eh? X3 )
^ Was the bus driver, and died of suicide after the traumatic experience
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(Yep)
^mauled by a bear
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^ was ran over by a steamroller
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^a guillotine was used
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^ ate lead soaked bread
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^ Died from laughing too hard at his own joke
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^ died of injuries caused by a sudden sneak attack
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^ died because his cuteness levels reached over 9000
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^ was struck by lightning
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^ was hugged to death by a little girl that kept calling him kitty
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^ starved, as Firox :'( was too tight around Styxx's neck
(although I wouldn't do that for this topic yep)
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^lit the couch on fire while I was underneath it
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^ fell down from a cliff
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^was drug down with me
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^choked on his liver
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^ went skydiving, none of the parachutes opened
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^ was a guinnie pig for a new drug. Needless to say it worked pretty well until his heart exploded
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^natural causes
(How lame. XD)
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^old age
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^ crushed (still found under the couch) from building, after an earthquake
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^was sleeping on top of that couch
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^ bled to death
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^ thought it would be funny lighting a fart on fire. Poor little guy XD
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^ HUMILIATION!
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^ died of sadness when Firox died
(if its even possible) ^_^
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^ lost a bet with tiamat
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^ Wouldn't leave his shield brother behind, when he was wounded in battle
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Got eaten alive by a Falmer :3
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(Oh dear god! XD )
^ Tried solving a riddle... a pretty hard riddle
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(Oh dear god! XD )
^ Tried solving a riddle... a pretty hard riddle
heart disease
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^ took an arrow to the knee and was killed by his mistress XD
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i'd honestly rather have a mister.
heartworms
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^ Shouted Fus Ro dah!... but it kinda went the other way...
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heart failure
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^... something with heart
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Launched into the cosmos after being hit by a giant :P
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^ Cabled down a building to save a hostage. Jumped out, launching through the window barricade, teabagging a terrorist in the process...
Died 20 years later of cancer
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(WOW! Dude! XD)
Got hit by a meteorite and survived. Died in an ambulance on the way to the hospital :P
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(What? It's a possibility XD )
Drove the ambulance. The reason I died in it, was because he had a car crash, killing everyone inside.
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Died while trying to save himself while going back with a time machine in to the past and appearing on a road and causing the ambulance car crash :3
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(Ok, this is getting a bit out of hand XD )
Died from a far too long gaming session. Reason of death: bladder exploded!
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(Oh man, so humiliating XD)
Died from a far too long gaming session together with Riddle. Reason of death: Starvation
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^ died from prolonged rage by being schooled by styxx
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murder - suicide
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Suddenly became ethereal
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^ was killed by accidentally turning on a bass cannon on themselves
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^I road my lawnmower
(Sorry Styxx X3)
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Kissed a toxic mushroom, then Gabe Newell grew out of his forehead and proceeded to shoot him with finger lasers
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Failing to seek medical attention (CONTENT REMOVED)
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^made that post
Failing to seek medical attention (CONTENT REMOVED)
This is the best one I've seen XD
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...just why...
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^read the above post
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what am i looking for?
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^ tried to kiss a poisonous snake
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^ someone tried to shave it's fur, Mitchen fought back
got injured, died later from the injuries
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^ was attacked by a warrior xenomorph
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^ died from sadness after someone took Firox away
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^ found out styxx was using michen as a new favorite scarf, and dies from sadness
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:( :'(
^ died in a flash flood
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^ mauled by a hundred puppies
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^ grazed on toxic grass
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^ AIDS
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^ got lost in the mountains, died of hypothermia or starved (which ever comes first)
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That's starting to get quite unoriginal
^ Light Yagami wrote them name in the special book
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X3 (at times I kind of run low on ideas - I still try)
^ died in an explosion
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Keep trying, baby!
^ was dancing in America got talent, tripped fell and broke 'em neck
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^ crushed by a fallen tree, someone else had cut it down
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^ Choked on his fluffy tail.
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^ was literally crushed by her hopes and dreams
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^ was forced to headbang... Into a wall XD
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^Mehhh'd over 9000
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^ hid under a couch being transported, died due to lack of oxygen
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^Hedge Shears
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^ slipped fell in front of soneone using a chainsaw
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Oh my///
^turned the chainsaw on himself
>>
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:( (hope not, I like nature, wouldn't chainsaw it down, I guess I could for this topic)
^ passed away from eating too much
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:'(
^ climbed a very high tree, couldn't find the way down
(not sure if it's even possible)
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Axe Body Spray poisoning
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^ drank too many unknown pills
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^Hit by a +4 Calm Minded Water Pulse from a Modest 252 Sp. Atk EV lv. 100 Mega Slobro
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:'(
^ tried to slay the king, but was captured and beheaded
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^ tried to protect his trainer from being captured and beheaded.
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^ is my lunch
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^Hit by a +4 Calm Minded Water Pulse from a Modest 252 Sp. Atk EV lv. 100 Mega Slobro
Holy Sh*t that must hurt.
Goes to show just how tough my Flareon is, that it would require something that strong.
^Oh what you said...Oh that you only meant well...
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^ someone wanted a lion-fur coat, Sandor was the first one the poacher's saw
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Tried to swim :3
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^ tired to protect the den from a forest fire
(not caused by me :( )
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/\ Crushed by a mutant steam roller made out of banana peels and lightbulbs
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^ crushed at a concert
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Ate a bomb.
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^ Drowned in pets
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Said Cipher's real name :P
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^ met ed gein
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^ate Ed Gein
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^ fell in a river, devoured by crocodiles
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^ was crushed by a pillow
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^ Firox was wrapped too tightly around his neck, couldn't breath
(Riddle's fur too adorable to not be snuggled)
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^ someone injected lots of poison into Mitchen's skin
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Water guns a b $#^@
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^ tried to play gta in real life. Sadly was ran over when they tried to steal a car
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^ fell in a meat grinder
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Tried to swim in a pool of acid :3
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Found out that his eyes where nuclear bomb's which leveled the entire earth
-
(how is that even possible? XD the earth is round, remember? ;))
Tried to become a great Physician, and died trying :P
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(half of the earth atleast)
Tried to win a staring contest...with medusa
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^ tried to be my swimming partner in the lava, didn't do well
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^had an epic battle with a Glaceon where both were destroyed.
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^ Went scuba diving and got sung by a stingray which pierced Mitchen's heart
(similar to Steve Irwin)
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^ was thrown into the water with no way to climb out
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:'( (that's the worst thing that could ever happen to me)
^ died of sadness when Firox couldn't be revived
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^ Died from when I hugged him too tightly. Too adorable X3
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(might be possible)
^ screamed at the tv for something that he saw, punched the wall, TV fall on Ulvus
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^ I was watching Pokemon and Firox died in it. Therefore I got mad and punched the wall
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^ Got close shot by Riddle who was wielding a shotgun and screamed: ¨I want my toast and oboy!¨ >:3
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Tried to walk on 2 legs, but fell down a cliff while trying :P
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^ couldn't solve jigsaws last riddle
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^ died of thirst when Firox threw all the water away
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^ Blew up. Just strait up was walking down the street then BOOM!
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^ Falling piano, the most comical of deaths.
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^ thought it could outrun a light rail, didn't make it
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^ had a heart attack as styxx ran up to him shrieking, was then revived and slapped to death when wouldn't cuddle XD
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^Made me slap him
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^ was locked in room and was given the choice to love a puppy monkey baby or die, he took the latter option XD (god I hate those things but man are they good torture XD)
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^ tired to give Firox (myself) a quick shower XD , I slipped away, ran across the street, with Styxx in pursuit, got hit by a fast moving car
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^ Was eaten by me
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^ Got sick by eating Michen
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^Thought he could parkour
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^ Hid in his box, and a really fat fur accidently sat on him
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^ was hit in the head by an unknown object and died instantly
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^ Was trampled by the Kool-Aid Man
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^ couldn't handle the dank memes
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^ Memes weren't dank enough
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^ Drowned in all of her pets
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Got lost in the desert
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^ Got lost on a boat on the pacific ocean
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^ tried to eat me but it died from the fire
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^ Got overrun by a plow while playing happily in a crop field ;-;
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^ took a right at albaquercy (**censor** spelling) and drove off a cliff XD
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^ the dinosaur then got into the time machine came to the present and ate you ((lol))
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During chemistry class, you had the horrible luck of mixing the wrong chemicals together, creating sarin gas. It killed you and everyone in the room.
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^ while showering accidentally dropped a bar of soap and slipped on it, it was unfortunate indeed
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You went for a hike in th woods, but got lost. The last thing you remember is the sound of whistling and reading a sign about an artillery range as you got blown to pieces.
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^ Troll Dad struck. Need I say more?
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^ Troll Dad struck. Need I say more?
Yes, I don't know what that means.
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^ chocked while participating at an eating contest
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Thought it would be cool to touch the powerline that was dead. It wasn't but you are XD
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^ decided that eating 5 pounds of icecream in one sitting was a good idea. Became ice cream
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^ thought scaring random people as a zombie would be fun until one of them was Rick Grimes
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^ wanted to go outer space, so tied himself to a space shuttle, died from lack of oxygen
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Went swimming . fire fox and water....you do the math
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^Made me do math
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^ Wondered what a brick wall at high velocity felt like
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Decide to open the door of airplane.... While it in air....50,000 ft in air....over New York.....during rush hour
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^ tried to be similar to me/Firox - drank gasoline and lit a match on fire tried to swallow (died from drinking the gasoline)
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^Decided to test evolution by jumping into the ocean 100 miles off shore from an airplane. Didn't grow wings or gills. The impact crippled you and you drowned.
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^ Watched TV for a whole week without getting up
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^ froze to death ^_^
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^ took a nap in the desert
died from dehydration since it wasn't part fire
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^horrible evolution accident.
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^ ship Cecilia was on sank, no survivors
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^A mafia hitman thought you were his target. He kidnapped you, took you to his facility and, well, there wasn't much of you left.
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^was mistaken for the kangaroo
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Was exposed to the "something" that is more dangerous than fire.
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Got some bazooka shots from the worms in their backyard.
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^Went fishing with said worms. Boat was sunk by a dolphin. A dolphin class submarine. B)
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^ was eaten by Mitchen
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All that was left of him was a letter saying "I don't like Earth, I'm gonna look for somewhere else to live."
He was never seen again.
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Went looking for the soul of Firox
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Thought it'd be a good idea to sell his mobile phone to a ominous figure. He received 1 dollarcent and suicided for making such a bad decision.
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^ tried to turn on the lights while being soaking wet
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Ate a poisonous mushroom
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^ was a poor soul who met a banshee
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^ bought a pogo-stick, jumped so high didn't come down
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^ thought he could become the new reaper
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^ ran at high speed, didn't slow down on time to notice a cliff and fell down
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Chased a ball into traffic
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Try to hire a hitman......put the target on himself an payee to the real target.
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Thought the firefighters were joking and jumped off the building.
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Death by dieing
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Waved at the spear approaching his face
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Was so sad one day, that his sadness became so great it manifested itself in physical form in the shape of a cantaloupe on his forehead which said "it's all ogre now" and presumed to grow wings and fly away, Krause, overcome by the sadness of losing his one true cantaloupe, died instantly
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(wow, 10/10 story!)
Turned red, and realized red is dead and fell off the Burj Khalifa
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Realized paper is... caper? Then fell off of... a thing
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(it was a mission impossible reference!)
Turned so red he blended in with lava, and was accidently bumped into
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Wanted to become a sand dune, and had his body chopped into 19,000,000,000 microscopic pieces
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^changed to red
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was unsupportive of wolx' s color change
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^believed that
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Tried to mow the lawn with Lawnmower
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^tried to take Lawnmower away from me
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Tried to wear a lawn mower as a hat
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Slipped on a banana peel
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Death by chocolate
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^ tired to tight-rope walk across two buildings, lost balance 2/3rds of the way
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^ Tried to see if it was possible to swim in lava. It isn't.
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^taken down after raging at a tourist
#policebrutality
#romeforthepeople
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^i shot first :|
There is context in other posts to the change
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^died inside when I told him...
Count to 1000000
Last poster wins
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Contracted the first computer virus to jump the species barier. Always keep your software up to date!!
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^suffered a stroke of luck down the stairs
Was considerably unlucky
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^tried to sell deathsticks to the wrong jedi
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^died inside, realising I had to Google the reference
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^was sent galumphing mimsy whence the bandersnatch clached and left you in a irrecoverable state
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^took a game of Cuthulu too seriously
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^didn't take Cthulhu's younger brother seriously
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^hared too many krishnas
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^didn't bravas the patatas
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^stated a deep love and understanding of Windows Vista in 2016
Was lynched by a tech within the hour
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^simultaneously overestimated and underestimated me
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^ went hunting, but ended up getting shot by a poacher instead
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^ Piano landed on you
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^ jumped out of one moving car and was hit by the other car behind
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^Went swimming with sharks
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/\ Mauled by laser-pistol wielding stegosauruses
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Insulted papyrus spaghetti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdFDCkRUWwA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdFDCkRUWwA)
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^said, "daaaaamn Daniel"
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^ tried to sneak into a hole much smaller than Tim, couldn't get out, died from no food or water
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^ Played with the wrong fur's tail
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it's something I do a lot X3 - ^ was involved in a car accident, not at fault, died from injuries
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^ I accidently hugged too tightly (Sowwy :()
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^ Chased after for miles by an angry mob with pitchforks
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^ - Fell into a frozen pond, and couldn't get air on time
^ I accidently hugged too tightly (Sowwy :( )
:( no worries
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/\Fell into a vat of maple syrup trying to dip his tail in it and drowned
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XD - ^ got traped on the same maple syrup vat when Firox pulled him under
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/\Tried to pass gandalf
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^ died of lonely heart when Firox died in the maple syrup vat
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^said, "daaaaamn Daniel"
You know that kid lives in my city. Goes to another school though, poly I think.
OT: didn't know how to swim but wanted to see how far he could sink.
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^ passed as God X3
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^ broke one of the strings on my guitar D:< lol
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^ was cutting meat, somehow the knife slip, pieced one of his veins, died from too much blood loss
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^ leaned too far out a third story window to wave at a cute friend, fell onto a cart of fresh fruit-sweet demise
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^failed horribly when trying to pull a girl at the gym.
The gym is now closed pending investigation under premise of murder.
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^ unfortunately got his untied shoelaces caught in a bicycle chain, careened into a thorn bush
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^ Woke up with tails and ears, thought it was a prank and pulled them off.
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^ was riding
his her motorcycle in the desert, crashed and collided with a large cactus
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^ (umm hehe Zaida is a girl) tried to go swimming but couldn't cuz you're not a water Pokémon
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crushed by 500lbs of stuffed animals
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500 pounds.... hmmm....
^didn't die. (You can't kill a dragon!)
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^ Forgot to grow wings so you can fly when you jumped off that one mountain.
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^........
(Gods don't die either!!)
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^ died from over eating too much cheese
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^ bitten by a venomous spider, didn't seek medical attention
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^ Wanted to pet a wild snake. Didn't realise its venom was deadly.
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^poor thing fell out of a tree...
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^ died of sadness when Firox died from the snake bite
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^ Tried to make friends with a mean snake...
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^ was watching a festival, when something went wrong with one of the performers, crashed into the spectators, a couple died including Zaida
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:( (that's the worst for me)
^ died as a passenger while travelling in a vehicle
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^ shot while performing on stage
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^ Eaten because he was too adorable
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^ tried to swim in the lava with me, died from the heat
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^ Tried to swim in a frozen lake. Need I say more?
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^ was to cute for her own good
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^ Threw apples at a hippo
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^ was slapped to death by a jealous anubian XD (same breed as styxx)
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^ Was jealous of my adorableness x3
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^Cause of death: unknown.
(But there's a big pipe where her stomach would go)
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^ Fell through the floor of 18 stories of a building
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^ tried poking hyenas with a tree branch
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^ Died tragically when killed by an automatic sprinkler system in a flaming building.
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^ Stayed in the same position and died.
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^ Got into a duel with the gods of Olympus
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^turned into a vampire unknowingly and ate garlic
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^ was also simultaneously turned into a wolf woman, we shot with a silver bullet
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^ She wanted to be a tree... But that day they were cutting trees down and uh...
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^ died in a plane crash
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^ died of boredom
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^tried to steal donuts from the cops....need I say more?
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^ got into a fight with another timber wolf
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^Got into a fight with a leafeon
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^ cheeks were pinched off by my grandmother xD
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^ Was found by Pedobear, Weegee and Dolan Duck
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^ tried to fight, couldn't, then tripped... Onto a mine. Yea.
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^ Fell into a tar pit, nobody came in time.
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^stepped on a Lego
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^didn't watch out for the razors in the night
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^ His cat became an actual lawnmower.
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^ tripped and fell down the stairs in such a hilarious way that no one could stop from laughing as you were dying
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^ couldn't stop saying "meh" he will be missed.
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^caught by this guy:
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160301/463d1766a7c0618c988a062ef849b70c.jpg)
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^ Was the guy in the picture. Removed the mask, saying "It was just a prank, bro". Went to jail for his "prank"
Died two years later of cancer
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^ meet the jeepers creepers bug/guy/thingy XD
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Right back at ya, Styxx
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160301/9991fb2300a05ae3008e24c5471b3b87.jpg)
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Lmao XD
^ entered the red rose house. Kept rocking back and forward while mumbling "red rum" over and over again until he passed away in the asylum
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Didn't open the door for Johnny
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160301/19dc72578598ccfdf8ec8d75d3d5c206.jpg)
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^finished his phrase before he said he wasn't going to kill you. He lied.
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^ Drank toilet bowl cleaner, mistaking it for kool-aid. It was only too late when he realized he'd made a tragic mistake.
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^ tried to catch something to eat, but not knowing became someone's lunch instead
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^ Fell into a volcano
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:( normally wouldn't be a problem, this time it is :)
^ drowned in a flash flood
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Got lost in the storm, died of hunger
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^ tried the Wushii Finger-Hold but blew themselves up instead
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^ spontaneously exploded, and had their body parts donated for science*
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^ (but if I blew up there'd be nothing left lol) stole Dwane Johnson's personal stash of baby oil. Was never heard or spoken of again lol
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Told the truth to the wrong person
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^ Took way too long to order a sandwich at Subway
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Got two people mixed up (I don't eat at Subway B)
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^was force fed subway until he popped.
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^was eaten by them!
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160301/c20bc44dc6b5fd7d0a896e7db9c47b33.jpg)
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^ Eaten by the couch
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^was eaten by a lamp
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^ Was eaten by his own pet
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^ suffered the curse of styxx after stealing his noms.
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^ate TV static
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^ate a TV.
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^ was found dead with cake flooding from her mouth.
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^ thought it would be fun to race Go-Karts with Mario IRL, thought wrong...
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^ somehow got eaten by a laptop
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^ Went swimming on Friday after the potion wore off
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^ hypothermia, not caused by me
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^ Melted. Not caused my me. *lights a match*
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XD ^ slept in a building that was getting imploded
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^ Got rekt by a ummm...
*runs into basement looking for Pokémon book*
You got rekt by a Blastoise.
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:)
^ died mysteriously in his room/fen
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^ decided to smoke a cigarette in the port-a-potty, ignitable mixtures formed in the air: blew up
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^ Was killed in the crossfire in the current brawl between Firox and I
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^keeled over.
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^ involved in the brawl Akim mentioned
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^ Got captured and ran out of air inside Pokeball
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^ Slipped on a frozen lake and fell through the ice
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Goofed once too hard.
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^ felt the WRATH of the four horsemen. (feeling punny today XD)
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^ angered the wrong fur by the continues 'meh'
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But it turned him into a raving maniac first, and you were his only kill.
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^ Ravid Firox also got to Rocco
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^Died from embarrassment. (Read the part of my previous post after the comma, gotcha XP)
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^ died laughing
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^ wanted to have fun but there was no fun that it killed him
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:( that's worst way to die
^ died from beign hit by a train
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^ being* (killed by a grammar nazi)
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^ was taken down by a mob of grammatically incorrect furrs lol
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^ didn't take of his headphones off and became roadkill
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^ was sacrificed and dropped into a volcano
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^ sat too close to the fire
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^ choked on an ice cube
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^ cannibalized by native furries
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^ Firox tried giving Axerus a hug, but end it up freezing to death
:( made Firox sad
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^ Axerus cries so much that he drowns Firox in his tears :'(
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^ tried protecting Firox from an avalanche
(for now ice doesn't do much bad for me)
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^killed by a hunter.
(I got my revenge though. Now he weighs 1000 pounds! Mwahaha!)
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^ could not tell the difference between a pineapple and a pineapple grenade.
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^ Hunters mistook her for a feral wolf
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^had a condition called "ravenheartitis" her heart was a raven's instead of a foxes.
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^ fell down a strep cliff
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^got strep throat.
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^ got into a battle with a rival mouse
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^locked in a room with 1000 spiders
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^ got locked in a freezer
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Locked himself in the freezer too
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^Johnny took his gun and ack ack ack ack
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( might not happen) ^ died of laughter
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^choked on heart worms
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^choked on a fast reply
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^ died from lack of water
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/\Wandered into the china market
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^was taken to a Chinese fur farm
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/\trusted a cop
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^ suffocated by too much hugness, blocked airway
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Failed on a quest, Bea caught him slippin'.
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^ freak accident involving a paperclip and rubber band
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decided to become a pilot without practise ^
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^ attached child arm floatation devices but accidentally put them on their ankles-suffocated lol
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^ tried following me home, made a wrong leap and fell in the volcano
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I believe this requires a little back story. Flareons are, like gremlins, not supposed to be fed after midnight. The more important part of this story, however, is that you should never get your Flareon wet. That being said, a plane was crossing the Atlantic because being on a boat? I mean come on. Much like horses on a racing track, it's everywhere!
So Firox is like, a bazillion miles above the water. That might be an exaggeration, I'm not sure. You'd have to ask the scientists. I just make things up. When the engine explodes! Most likely Firox's own doing. The flames of course don't hurt, they love fire! Silly little buggers. And the plane is careening out of control. Fortunately, it lands safely on an island. Lost style, you know what I mean?
Firox survived, don't worry. But who should come out of the trees but a giant Indumbinus Rex! Creative leeway taken here, though the rest is factual. It goes to eat Firox, but they lay waste to that stupid invisible turning intelligent monstrosity. I mean it's legit smoldering when they're done. But Firox suddenly is ambushed by Pop Star Lady Gaga and taken back to the mainland.
Needless to say, Firox burns Gaga as soon as she tries to pet the little one. She escapes and runs out of the burning house. And that's how
Wait for it
Firox is confronted by a steamroller. It's so terrifying, a heart attack ensues. Firox can't get away, and is run over as the steamroller tries to turn out of the way and fails.
Tragic.
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that was fun and different too - ^ caught by poachers :(
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^ accidentally sat on an open live wire XD
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^ fell from the top of a pyramid
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^Played with fire... forgetting he was an evee
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^ran out of lives.
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Somehow managed to swallow a grenade whole. It didn't work out well, especially since she took the pin out beforehand...
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^ Got crushed by me hugging her too tightly. But hey, how can't I hug such an adorable creature? X3
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Went on stage at a comedy club and tanked it
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^ Was at my comedy show, and died of laughter
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Ooooo maybe hehe
Hid my codeine, seriously that would get someone killed right now XD
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^ Got a bowling ball to the head
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^ Was there at my show too... although, she died by tripping on the pavement, on her way home >.>
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^ Played hide-and-seek with someone and hid in a closet.... then got stuck in it for the rest of his life.
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^ Herped too many derps
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^ Stuffed too many acorns in her cheeks
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^ didn't want to give up his jacket, was shot for it
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(Okay, I gotta ask: What is so wrong with my jacket? XD )
^ Got cuddled too tightly by me
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(Ulvus, looks very nice)
^ tried to help put out the fire, also burned
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^ Crushed by a gaint foot
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^ murdered by her doppelganger
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^ Tried to ice skate on a frozen lake. Fell through, couldn't get back out and froze to death.
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^ placed a charge on a building and set it off. Unfortunately, she didn't realize the buildings were set in a dominoe fashion. They all started falling, slamming against each other. And she ran, oh she ran. So far away. She ran both night and day, but couldn't get away. Couldn't, that is, until she saw an open window in the last standing one.
Diving through, she ran along the tilting floor, hurdling furniture and panicked citizenry. One guy she even stopped to blow a kiss to. Yes, she's just that good. Before throwing a rock at the farther window and crashing out like an action movie goddess. Glass sparkled all around her. She fell to the ground with a thud, rolled, and leapt to her feet.
But there was the entire police force of LA! And we all know how they are with minorfurties. They opened fire, the smell of gun smoke permeating the air. Like some kind of matrixy reload, she managed to dodge behind a trash can. The smoke from the guns thickened the air, and she made her escape. By that time, a soft rain had begun to fall. She got away! Hurray!
She stopped at her apartment, getting her key out.
She was standing in a puddle.
Lightning bolt. Dead. After all that.
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Oh wow, I love your writing style! Died after people stampeded over him trying to get an autograph and a short story about them.
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^ fell into the mouth of an alligator :(
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(Wait... ah! What's super effective against normal?)
^got hit by a dark type?
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Her story starts like any other. The cat was outside, prowling for mice, which was good for her because it meant the cat was out. She poked her cute little head out, sniffed around a little before coming out and scurrying to the fridge. There was an opening at the base that she had working meticulously to create for many moons. Finally, for two weeks, she's had an all access pass to fresh food.
The others in the house had figured this out, just not how she kept getting in. Once inside, she pulled her fridge goggles on and pulled her "stocking-up" bag with her. Fortunately, she had a sensitive nose and knew which food was poisoned. She avoided it all - it was unfortunate that they sealed the non-poisoned cheese so tightly. But she got a hefty haul of grapes and other delectibles.
On her way out, she heard a boom. The others were home! With a squeak, she dove behind the Briehemoth cheese wheel. The little light came on, and promptly shattered due to bad wiring. Bolts of mousey Lightning thundered all around her. She ripped the red rubber off a piece of baby bell cheese, using it as insulation, and ran for her life. The lightning struck, but didn't affect her. Unfortunately, the loving bunny couple saw her and screamed, trying to slam the door closed in time.
It was a fraction too late. She was between the door and the fridge. Crushed by a fridge door.
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......ouch.
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Yes! First to survive! No death for me this time! :D
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^ Got stuck on a bear trap
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^ got burned to death as his fur wasn't too fire proof
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^ I manage to find and use a TM-38 (Fire Blast) on myself. I then use my newfound firepower to avenge little Firox's death :c
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XD (at previous two)
^ was caught by an eagle
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:'( ^ mysteriously transported to the top of an active volcano, couldn't stand the heat
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^ Crushed inside his pokéball
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^crushed inside HER pokeball.
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^ crushed by metal notes XD
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^ crushed by a large stone pillar
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^crushed by a small-ish stone pillar
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^ caught in a trap, couldn't get out
(starved)
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^Tied themselves to a firework and lit it just to see what would happen
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^ Drowned in the oceans of text I send to her X3
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Attacked by the hoards of smileys I send your way :) XD XD ^_^ XP
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(Nooo. I'm getting eaten alive X3 )
^ Flew to Denmark... landed right next to... (that means in the ocean)
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^ Wandered too far out into the forests. Got lost and died after eating a poisonous mushroom because he was hungry
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^ Was there in the forest with me. When I died, she cried until she dehydrated (brutal >.> )
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^ Decided to go to Legoland, ended up being crushed between two huge lego bricks. :c
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^ Ate too many Danish pastries
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^ Sang such a high note that the windows around him shattered Died of blood loss after some of the pieces came his way.
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I don't believe Megmeg, my little nut, Meg ... has gotten a story about how she died yet! Your turn!
It was an abnormally bright and clear day out where Nutmeg lived, and she was basking in the sun on her tree limb, when she heard a sudden crack from the distance. Her cute little squirrely nose twitched as she perked her ears. Those blasted hunters, always trapping innocent furs, had gotten another one. She ran back into her house and retrieved her tools, and adorable little hat that she wore for things like this. Leaping nimbly from tree limb to tree limb, she rushed to the origin of the sound. Stopping amidst the rattle of swaying leaves, she looked down and saw a bear. Fortunately, this time she wouldn't have to free it at the loss of one of its limbs - it was only a net trap.
It was better to just cut them down without warning - when your body wasn't rigid, it was easier to take a fall, so she chopped the poor bear down. Leaping from her perch and onto the dazed bears back, she leaned over its eyebrows and looked into its eyes. "Thank you, little squirrel." The bear told her in a heavy accent. With a sigh of relief, she patted the bear on the head, picked up her tools, and began the trek home. A python snapped out of the foliage to her right, barely missing her. She picked up her pace and ran as fast as her little feet could carry her. The snake just about caught up, but she dove to the left, into the bushes to avoid it. The snake, unable to find her, continued on its way.
Panting breathlessly, Nutmeg realized where she was. A sidewalk near the city, out of the woods! Still, it wouldn't hurt to go forage for a little food. She stepped out, but the unfortunate thing was: she stepped out into settling cement for the sidewalk. Her feet stuck quickly, and the mush was too thick to get out. She thrashed, accidentaly coating her fur in cement mix and digging a nice little hole. She stuck to the bottom of the hole, and when it rained later that day, she drowned. Cement drowning death. Poor Nutmeg.
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^told a story to an insane critic.
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^ died of an unknown infection
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^ Tried to eat a tennis ball.
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^ somehow crushed at a festival
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^ Drank the wrong potion. Long story short, he dead.
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^ met the wrong anubis prime, and was met with a ma'tok blast (plasma blast)
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^ burned to death when I was playing with fire, got to close to me
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^ choked on an ice-cube (lol)
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^choked on Ice Cube
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160310/183c8be8a7b7ee33bf5f006da04f0bb1.jpg)
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^ died singing 'Ice-Ice Baby'
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Foxes are notoriously sneaky. In fact, Trinity more than most - crafty little fox spent most of his time hacking and making the government panic. So much so that when they finally found him, he was in huge trouble. The gods took notice, however! A son, his father, and the spirit of their dead grandfather - a holy Trinity, if you will - showed up to defend him.
Having nothing else he could do, Trinity ran. He went upstairs, because the downstairs was blockaded. He was trapped! Just when he thought all hope was lost, there was this digital noise, and suddenly a girl in black spandex was at his side. Trinity from the Matrix told Trinity to dive out the window while the Trinity downstairs took care of the White House.
She handed him three triangles, a Trinity of power. Taking them, he dove out the window. With wisdom, he knew to roll when he hit the ground. He got the Power enough to run even more, and the Courage to keep running.
Unfortunately, the White House was hot on his heels. Without the Trinity, Trinity couldn't help the Trinity protect Trinity. In a panic, he dove into a building that was scheduled for demolition. Died of a building exploding around him.
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^ Made a long story and forgot to breath. Poor guy.
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^ ran across the street and got hit by a car going too fast
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^ Got strangled by the bushes he was hiding in.
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^ Swallowed by a titan
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^ should've taken it easy on the math
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^ drowned in a large tank of mustard seeds
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^ Died of exhaustion after running around too much
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^ was hugged the life out of her because of those adorable eyes also was way too cure for her own good, and sadly that ended her life.
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^ tried to give me a quick warm shower, lost the battle with the struggle :3
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(lol struggle move XD)
^ could only reach the cold knob and froze to death trying to escape the shower after closing the glass sliding door
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:( I'm going to be missed - ^ died of sadness
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Ignored the outer walls that were topped with razor wire and keep out signs. Continued in, past the sign warning you were entering a hot zone. For some reason, he kept on going, not bothering to put on those big rubber suits. Was able to sneak past everyone until he got into the level 4 zone. When he got into zone 4, someone assumed he was a test subject, and initiated testing of the new agent. He died of massive bleeding, seizures, and cardiac arrest. When they learned of the mistake, they named it agent F in honor of him.
Moral of the story, don't go into a secret biological warfare facility. B)
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(http://j.mp/229Rpd3)
Ate this.
Died.
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^ crushed from a falling piece of debris
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^ got struck by lightning three times within a 3 meter distance
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^ drown in a room that slowly filled with water, no way to escape
(water didn't come from me)
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^ fell out of the fish bowl
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^Drowned in ketchup
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^ all the nutmegs disappeared, died of loneliness
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^ Got beat to death by me because he stole my macarons
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^faced the bars
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^ignored the smell of smoke.
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^ Was crushed by a stray meteor that hit the earth
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(Boy I hate it when that happens)
^her tree was chopped down.
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^ all the water evaporated
^ Got beat to death by me because he stole my macarons
:( still XD
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Choked on a rice cake
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^ broke his wing while flying.
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Crushed by my crash landing
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^ Killed on impact.
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^ too close to the crash, killed by flying debris.
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^ Hit by a fallen sky wolf.
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^ Hit by a fallen sky wolf.
THE IRONY
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Got hit by an iron in the face
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^stuck a hot griddle up their rear
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Overdosed on the Mountain Dew and Doritos
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^drank to much Raid
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When crossing the street got hit by a piece of airplane debris
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^tried to melt steel beams
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helped me with trying to melt steel beams
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^ got stung by a stingray
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After having a rather terrible day he decided he wanted to buy a scratchcard just because he felt somewhat lucky and thought nothing else could go wrong today. After doing so he started to scratch away at this feeble 2 inch by 5 inch piece of card that could just as well change his life. After scratching away 2 of the 3 slots, he realized he had 2 matches. His heart races as he starts the 3 slot, slowly he scratched away one piece, then another and another until. A third match. He couldn't believe it. He knew his life will completely change from this moment. He knew he could do anything. He knew he could be free, free to do what he wanted to do. He knew he could have a good life and that was exactly what was going to do. He got in his car and started on his way home. Half way home he skipped a traffic light, oblivious to almost everything because of the overwhelming joy he's experiencing from this life changing event. Little did he know, this was not the only life changing event that was to occur today. After skipping the red light he was immediately T-boned by a 40 ton semi truck. A few minutes had past. His eyes opened, looking out of the destroyed window of his crumpled, overturned car to see the scratchcard that jumped from his hand after impact. It was just laying there. A tiny piece of card that had the potential to change any ones life forever. He reached out for it with all his strength, with his last breath, he could almost touch it! Only to see it swallowed by nature. Taken away by the wind. A single tear rolled down his face as he drifted in to an ever lasting slumber.
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tried ropeskipping on a minefield
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He made a bet he could stay longer than 6 minutes under water.
He won
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Was murdered by a mutant potato after pouring toxic waste in his garden
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Was casted for a real life final destination
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Eaten by an angry crab
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Was eaten by an evil sausage
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Injected 3 Marijuanas
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smoked one LSD
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Ate 4 cocaines
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Snorted 9 Heroine
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Huffed 7 meths
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Picked a fight with a flounder
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Went skydiving with the company but forgot his golden parachute
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He tripped and fell down into the pits of hell.
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^ Died fighting off the nazis in world war II
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^ died in a plane crash
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^ Went to the zoo, was sat on by an elephant
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^ tried playing with electricity
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^ Poked a sleeping dragon
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^ it thought it was acorn, started chewing, instead was an angered brown bear
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/\ Got lost in a spoiler dimension
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^ Was sniped.
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Was offered in a complex ritual involving a frying pan, penguins, a sheet of lead and old TV's.
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^ tried to eat another dragon, but got eaten first
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Ebola, just ebola
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Suddenly ceased to exist....
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Tried skydiving in front of a train
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fell into a bottomless well
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Tried tapdancing on a minefield
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^ tried to get into a fight with a lawnmower, lost the battle
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^ head exploded, couldn't make any posts on TFF-unfortunately the website went offline for scheduled updates
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that could be a possibility - ^ crushed by a tree while he was sleeping under another
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/\drank too many potions
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^ died when Firox changed again didn't let Kalan know, died missing the old avt.
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Was thirsty and wanted to drink some water, accidentally drank bleach
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The creator pushed the "delete" button when they wanted to edit their fursona.
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Tied his wings to bungee jumped. However he did it without the bungee cord....
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Tried to find out what'd happen if you go skydiving without parachute.
You know what happened next.
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^ Was harassed to death by a sensitive atheist from Tumblr.
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Tried to say hello to a pride of lions...
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Bullied ISIS way too much
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Was mobbed to death by angry activists
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^ angry mob threw flaming arrows at Blaze's home,, Blaze stayed behind
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^ got tangled up in a giant rubber-ball
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Tried flying by jumping of a building
couldn't fly
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Cardiac arrest, just plain simple cardiac arrest
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pushed through a window on the top floor
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Was featured in Skyrim as the enemy of the dragonborn
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Jumped out of a building, parachutes failed to open
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Tried to make a selfie with a glock
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^made a poor business deal, company went under, offed himself.
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Though Cyanide was a slang for candy
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got locked in a basement with no food or water
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Got stuck in the oven with a joint
Got way too baked
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Somehow a spear came crashing through the window
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Had an unexplainable severe head trauma
*puts away bat*
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some how a badly position TV fell down while ^ was giving a speech
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Was found in a bathtub with a plugged in toaster
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^had a stroke when he found out he lost his shares in the company
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Tried swimming in lava.
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^
Went skydiving, backpack did not contain a parachute...
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Tried hugging an oncoming train
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Tie got caught in the ceiling fan
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Got shot
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Strangled with own intestines
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Caught them all.
Caught all the STD's
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Got the wonderful gift of alcohol poisoning
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Salt poisining
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Potassium poisoning
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Brain Tumour, shit happens you know
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Suicide by cop
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Ate too much tacos, but got ran over
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Was too slow while running with the bulls
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OD'ed on the Redbulls
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Fell into a wood chipper
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Shouted on a plane next to a marshall to his friend Jack: Hi Jack!
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Crushed by a steamroller
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Friend told him he was the bomb.
He really was
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Tried making toast while in the bathtub
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Followed filthy frank's advice
(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/b449067f2d1d3171749bb2f7b35381bb11d7d1f09042c26e6a6649f65f15ec38_1.jpg)
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^ was nommed to death by a tribe of pigmy Styxx's
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^ It turned out, Bricket had poisonous blood
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^ Ate a poisoned salad
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Fought lord vader with a toilet brush
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^ died of loneliness when Firox got eaten :'(
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^ Wanted to play with an electric eel
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So cute she exploded of it
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^ Wanted to prove the durability of his office windows by jumping and bumping against them... the glass frame popped out, and... yeah
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^ Jumping into a valcano like a action hero to save the multiverse.
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Walked into KFC
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/\Tried to be a slinky
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Cyanide tasted too good
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Thought he got powers from the yellow sun and tried flying out the window on the 23rd floor
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^ ate a bunch of cherries that turned out to be cherry bombs
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^walked on the sun
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Snorted so much cocaine
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/\fought godzilla with a box of noodles
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Died in some kind of freak accident
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^took too much PCP
Snorted so much cocaine
You know it XD
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Made a Ketamine-LSD-Weed-Cocaine-Wodka and spirit like cocktail. AKA the ultimate party fun maker but got ran over by a car before he made it to the party
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Tripped on a pebble and landed face first on a spinning circular saw
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Tried to chip off a nail with a chainsaw, but accidentally cut off the head
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^
Was suddenly thrown across the room and through an open window.
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Suddenly ISIS
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^
Suddenly SJW's!
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Suddenly the ISIS of SJW's
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^
Suddenly... a boot to the head!
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Got blazed away
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( a fancy one)
Got shot
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Pretended to be God and then met God. God wasn't happy and killed her 3 times as a punishment.
killed HIM! Man, won't anybody learn? I'M NOT A GIRL!
Turned into water. Now spread across 61 plants and 6 people in the area.
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Cancer, just cancer
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ERROR
Have you heard? You got assassinated 3 minutes ago!
|Eh, What?| |Write testimony| |Shut up!|
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The last thing he ever heard was:
WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
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Gave Michen a look so angry that they spontaniously died.
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^ had a bad encounter with another dragon
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Saw too much Dank Memes
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^ was shot by a sniper for trying to reveal confidential information
(had to look them up, never heard of them)
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The tragic, but beautiful story of Firox.
He died saving a certain Blue-Jay from getting his adorable ass chewed by the horrifying .. Benson.
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Swallowed a running chainsaw.
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That sounds like something I'd do.
Flew into a large building, like, Casa Bonita. - It's a really cool place, tons of different themed rooms, it's amazing. I went to one in Colorado when I was 19.
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Got lost in an empty room
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Bit his own tail and cried himself into dehydration.
Aren't I creative e3e ((
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Drank so much coffee until he got so energized he exploded.
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^ tried taking a photo of a fur who didn't want photo taken, strangled ^ with his own camera
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Attacked by clowns wielding balloon animals
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^ got attacked by lots of cute pink-looking creatures
(fairies) XD
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^ tried to know what I tasted like, ended up chocking on a rock
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Was catched in a tornado
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drank too much Coffee.
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Hypothermia, that's what you get from laying in the snow
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Hypothermia, that's what you get from laying in the snow
*got squeezed by his suit when i threw snow at him*
(Actually Arctic fox fur is some of the warmest fur in the world
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*Grabs bat*
^Unexplainable head trauma
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*Grabs shotgun*
Got shot
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^ fell in a trap and couldn't get out
(sounds familiar) XD
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Jumped into an active volcano, riding a shark and with 300 pounds of TNT tied to his chest.
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Became a member of the Suicide Squad, the ISIS one
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^ was cleaning his guns, one went off, shooting him in the head
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Took a psychedelic drug, was cyanide instead
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Took a HUGE overdose of sleeping pills.
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had hot coffee spilled in his face.
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Atheist didn't say any kind of god was real so Zaida stopped existing
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Got a brick to the you-know-what
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brick to the toe?
Got slayed
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Ate a thing that he shouldn't have.
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Did a deadly thing
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Oh the pun
Was punned down
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Tumbled off the stair in the sky scrapper.
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brick to the toe?
no, your 'manliness'!
Drag race accident...
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drag queen accident
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Was sent through a portal last Wednesday
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Confused itself flying, fell down a cliff
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Confused itself so much he got a cerebal hemorrhage
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stabbed 50 times in the chest
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Kidney Faillure
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Wanted to jump off a skyscraper because he was bored
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Somehow, ran over by
his her own truck
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Got braincancer
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Attempted to down an entire bag of pure caffeine powder
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Got high on crack and was ran over by an icecreamtruck
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Bricket was drunk when he whispered to a Cemi, "I know your secret .. Optimus Prime."
He then was simultaniously ran over.
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Something that kills bluejays. I'm guessing an electric wire.
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morphine, lots and lots of morphine.............later dying of an unrelated accident involving a tuba, an apple, some keys, tap-dancing and the anus
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Flew too high.
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Mauled by the bear taking the photo, since Ambre wouldn't pose
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(She. I'm a she...)
Was caught in the currents.
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:$ (fixed it) - ^ she took a dare and ate 1,000 ghost peppers in 10 mins died from stomach pain
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^ Was attacked by a swarm of killer bees
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^ fell in quicksand, couldn't get out
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^ Tried to cross the Sahara desert alone. It didn't work out
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Crushed by a boulder.
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^ got caught in a giant spider web
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Kicked in the gut. SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!!(actually just fainted)
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^ tried coming to my aid, but got hit by own 'dark pulse'
SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!!(actually just fainted)
^_^ (sorry)
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I got hungry ;)
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I found a giant plastic egg. 0:)
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/\tried to eat a pickleshoe
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i was hired to take out the leader of the anthro army
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/\tired to take out a an elf king
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^ tried to fight.
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^ this god slipped on a banana peel.
NEVER TRUST THESE BANANAS.
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Asscancer, it takes so many lives
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^ Met a very handsome butcher. Died of shock when he realised he had no face.
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imploded, just imploded
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^dragons usually get killed by bees.
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^ consumed to much cheese and pancakes with me
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/\overdosed on coffee
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cuteness overload
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/\Climbed out of the car but scaf got caught and the car drove off
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^ Firox wouldn't let go of the hugging, blocked his airway, couldnt breath
Caused Firox to die of sadness
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died of sadness
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^ flew into power lines
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*takes off scarf* ^ gets strangled to death
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^got hyper beamed
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^ chocked on steak
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^ hotswitch wasn't ready
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survived an explosion only to get killed by a falling brick 10 minutes later
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^ got trapped in a commercial freezer
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^ git trapped in my guts
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^ wrestling another goat,, when a boulder rolled downhill squashing both
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^ from being snuggled to hard causing him to become a mini black hole of cuteness
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^was too close to the mini black hole of cuteness and got sucked in too. D:
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^ died alongside me in a trap :(
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Saw someone drinking water and wanted H20 too
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^ poacher across the building took aim, and fired
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Caught fire.
It was a well done death
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^ died from a cut caused by broken glass (got infected)
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^ tried to hold an acid bucket *no thumbs
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Got shot
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^a mob trampled him.
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^ got rekt on CoD
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Got 360 NoSkoped
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^ took the easy way out
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ISIS made him the bomb
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^ was in the bomb attacked place
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Made a citytrip to paris on the 13th of november
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(lol I would have been known as shrieking styxx XD)
^ was the troll bait. Sadly they were eaten as the troll hunter fell asleep from bordom.
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Died while diggin a cul-de-sac.
It was a dead end job anyway
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^ shrank until it was physically impossible for Bricket to breath
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^cut the inside of his mouth on a tin can and drowned in his own blood
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^Trusted somebody and was stabbed in the back to death
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It was hunting season
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^tripped out the window he is looking out of
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^ tripped on acid, fell on the acid and dieded
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<REMOVED> and then suddenly his flat collapsed
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tried to fake his death, things didn't go as planned
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Was such an Hipster he stopped breathing because it was too mainstream
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^ 9/11 all over again
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Was on a plane during 9/11²
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I was flying the plane
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/\Tried to be the first person to bungee jump without a bungee cord
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^ succeeded, but then got but by a snake
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Tried to prove he could swim in lava.
He could, but for a few seconds
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^ spontaneous combustion
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Imploded, I don't know how but he just imploded
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/\Tried to catch a bullet with his teeth
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was the bullet
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^Kalan didn't die. He's too cool for that.
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/\tried to simply walk into mordor
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Beaten to death by a group of vegans after serving them some KFC
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Hey bricket *throws a gernade*
/\caught the gernade
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Shot Kalan with a Cyanide Dart
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hit by a falling piano
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Died of laughter laughing at the comic effect
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^ tried to drink nitroglycerin
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Played tennis with nitroglycerine
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cut himself while trying to use real scissors instead of the safety scissors he was given
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Wanted to see the inside of an active nuclear reactor
-
lit a match in a gas filled room
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Drove his car going 215 KM/H against a tree
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was between my car and the tree
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Tried to stop a train, but got ran over by the Trumptrain
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Twas run-over by the President.
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Drank so much coffee his blood changed into coffee-ine
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Earthquake destroyed the building Bricket was in
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got an epilepsy attack while swiming across the atlantic ocean :P
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:'( (something quick and painless) - ^ died in plane crash, traveling with Firox
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^ate to many altoids and the mint was so intense he caught on fire
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(is too adorable species to die) - ^ caught in an explosion
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he dodged a bullet, but not the second one
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Was a snow leopard, but melted when exposed to heat
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Tries sharpening it's claws on a on a sword, sword too sharp cut it's paws off, bled to death
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Got eaten alive by Michen >:3
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^ died in an expl.... better not (http://) :(
died of sadness
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(awwh)
Died of extreme anxiety overload :P
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^ ran over by a scooter
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^ played with fire, got burned, died later of injuries
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Was attacked by Falling Rock, the Indian Native
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Became red
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Got lost in the mountains
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tried to take the plane in Brussels
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got cancer :3
I hate cancer... :(
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Got shot by a hunter while being in a forest :P
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^ got hit by an out of control drunk driver, while crossing the street
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^ died from being over feed treat's because of his cyootness
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^ died alongside with me, after being caught in the same trap
(at least we went together) X3
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^ was accused and punished to death by styxxs shenanigans. What a shame to look close to me XD
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XD got locked in a pyramid
(sadly for me, I was with Styxx)
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^ was used as a make shift shovel. Sadly the other didnt realize that using some one as a pick axe in a panicked state, was not the smart thing to do when the exit was to the right.
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*ouch,, sounds bad* - Tried eating a cactus, didn't cleaned it, or took the thorns out
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/\ Got dared to lick a live jellyfish, unfortunately for him, jellyfishes aren't jelly at all
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^ made a stingray mad
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/\ Got explosive diarrhea after eating 42 bean burritos
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(burritos with meat taste better - al pastor or asada) - ^ paper cut that got infected, didn't bother to seek medical help
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/|\ poured lime juice in his eyes
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^ played with water, and drowned
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^ Confused Deadly Nightshade berries for Blueberries
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went into a psychedelic nightmare
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^ got sneaked attacked with a grenade
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^ died under mysterious circumstances, no one could figure out why
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Got a face full of chitternebelin.
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^ too cute to die, fell in a giant spider web
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^ Was really tired and decided to start hibernation a few months early. Sadly, their body wasn't prepared well enough and Michen wasted away in their sleep.
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tried to sleep in an abandoned home, but the house collapse when sleeping
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got zapped and toasted to death
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Somehow got trapped in an oven, at highest heat
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^ Engulfed the planet in his fluffy fur , but sadly was unable to eat and drink as a result.
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Acid overdose? x3
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Wouldn't give up the skin to a hunter, so was shot
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Dove infront of the hunter to save the fox, but the bullet hit both. D':
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^ put their finger in the barrel of the shotgun thinking the hunters gun would blow bad at the hunter, sadly this is real life and they died.
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took a summer vacation to an island, got eaten by sharks when it went for swim
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Chainsaw accident
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^tried swallowing a sword
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^ slept in the forest, fatally mauled by a brown bear
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^ became a lovely scarf for Cruella Deville
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^ a poisonous bug went inside the tent, stung him in the middle of sleep, didn't wake up
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^ Fell into a meat grinder
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^ got hit by an arrow, pierced his heart
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^ Chased a butterfly off a cliff.
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^ was stabbed in the back by the fang of fenrir and bleed out slowly cursing her betrayers name
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Math overdose
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A bullet ricochet. x3
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Couldn't breath due to non-stop snuggling
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^ Filled a swimming pool with honey. Attracted bears, who wanted the honey to themselves and fought Firox for it
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Dropped an acorn in quick sand for some reason jumped to get it
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Jumped off a building
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somehow accidentally drank bleach instead of sweet tea
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Microwaved himself cause he was cold
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got locked in a freezer
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Got upset that a jar of pickles wouldn't open, smashed on the counter, shards of glass pierced his heart
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^ It's simple: He was hugged too tightly by everyone
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^ Went to Burger King and ordered three of everything. He exploded :c
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Fell of a motorcycle at high speed
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^ went to Vegas to make some friends... He made friends with the wrong anthros...
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Tried to land on the sun.
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Stung to death by killer bees
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Was led into a minefield and found out too late.
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smothered by fan girls
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Messed up her acrobatics and broke her neck.
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Got drunk and tried to pickpocket a dragon. Became a baby dragons chew toy
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Stomped to death by repeated 'mehs' caused a riot
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Death by sparkles.
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Died protecting his friends - mysterious circumstances
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Peeked into the hole on a Shedinja's back.
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Punched an Arcues.
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Raised the death, one of them ate him
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^ unknown
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^ took a summer vacation to Antarctica, couldn't catch enough food to eat
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^ Was the one that got away... but got eaten by a seal...
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^ for some unknown reason, angered a fur by accident, hit Fallen repeatedly with a hammer
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^ Was the fur who TRIED to hammer me.
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^ TRIED to look menacing but failed. She also was in the ghetto...
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^ Claimed they were God and was struck down by a thunderbolt.
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Flew into power lines
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^ got distracted by fallen's Death, when he was too busy laughing he fell into a construction sight.
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^ Became so happy, that Zaida eventually blacked out :D Forever ^_^
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^ Was admiring a tank as it was driving towards him
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Was hugged and pinned in place by Riddle, while the tank was driving towards him x3
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The tank exploded and we all die.
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^ Ate too many beans before bed.
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^ Was admiring a tank as it was driving towards him
(I think you meant Bradley IFV. I found the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umhv1_n-MtE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umhv1_n-MtE) )
Fell into a sewer
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^ forgot how to breathe
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Got crushed under a falling bridge
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drank bleach
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someone injected poison into his body
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uh, firox.... your message is blank...?
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:? (blank) - ^ fell asleep in the lake, drowned
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Got eaten by me.
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choked while eating firox
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^ his scarf choked him
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/\ Got her ears stuck in a blender
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^ Was dragged into the sea by his tail
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^ acorns fell in the snow, jumped after them fell into a frozen lake, couldn't get out
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Tried eating cyanide
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tried stopping a fast moving car with his paws
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hit by a bus
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Fell asleep mid air fell in a frozen lake
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^ a piano fell over them
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lead poisening^
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^ massive earthquake, caused the ceiling to collapse on them
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^got pushed....................off a cliff
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Got hit by an airplane in mid air
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^was on that plane
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Nommed on the wrong hooman. Suffered the worse case of food poisoning known to dragon kind.
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Tried swallowing a sword, cut it's throat from the inside
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snuggled to death^
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(happens a lot) ^ died under mysterious circumstances, even scientist can't determine the cause of death
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(you make me sad) ^looked in a miror and died from the cuteness
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:3 - ^ died from the cuteness as well
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flawed eveloution chart^
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^ poisoned by a snake
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^ Loss of air from being in a tiny air tight ball.
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Trusted a random person
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^ lost a gun battle
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Thought it would be funny to hop the fence and tease the guard dogs.
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stepped on a broken glass with unknown green liquid, died from it's effects
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^ Turned into a jet! Like a boss!
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stepped on a broken glass with unknown green liquid, died from it's effects
(Ooh :) I'm fascinated by biological and chemical weapons)
Was crossing the street, but got hit in the back of the head by a rock, which knocked you down and traffic proceeded to run you over.
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Stumbled into the forest, tripped on a rock and faceplants right into a beehive. The angry bees sting you to death.
*jeeze! We're morbid!*
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Mid air collision between an F-15 and a WW2 style blimp. you unfortunately fell out the blimp and went splat!
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Mid air collision between an F-15 and a WW2 style blimp. you unfortunately fell out the blimp and went splat!
(Blimps were used in WWI.)
Went skydiving, but didn't triple check the parachute.
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Riding in a helicopter, collided with a plane - both didn't make it
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LSD Overdose
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Tried to push me over a steep cliff, I managed to grab onto him, we both fell down the cliff
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that's something new and creative! ^_^
didn't die, almost did when I took it on a vacation to tropical island
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"He accidentally became locked in his limousine, where he apparently ate himself to death."
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Tried sunbathing on a trainline
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tried cleaning one of his trap, went off, couldn't escape - died from no food or water
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Brain sploded doing complex math equations
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^ died of too much hugness, didn't decide to eat or drink
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Died from being a sacrifice to Arceus, the one true Pokemon God.
Arceus fainted for our sins. XP
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that's a good one, I choose the 'dark' and go with Giratina >:3
Ate poisonous leaves
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Died from the Salem witch trials XD
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locked in a fridge and shoved off a cliff
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Had his entire body painted pink and died of embarrassment.
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some one cut off the ribbons and bows, slowly bled to death
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^ Someone shaved all his fluffy fur off. Died of sadness and cold, even though he's a Flareon
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I got hungry, and, well..........a dragon has to eat
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^I dont like evil dragons >:D *claws*
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^ got trapped on top of a tree, couldn't get down
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/\drank too many potions
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imploded from cuteness
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Nommed his own wings at 30,000 feet
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snuggled to death...............by me ^_^
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Kissed to deatn....by me
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^_^ I'm fine dying like that
^ran out of people to kiss to death, and died of sadness
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/\Drown in jelly
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exploded from eating too much jelly
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/\hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pile of bones
(Anybody get the reference?)
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think Ive heard it before, but I cant remember where
^fell off when I was flying him around
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Its bonjovi who says you cant go home
/\ate a porcupine
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Isn't it "crashed into a pot of gold"?
Put too much jelly in his nose
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Hit with a golf ball, died instantly
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^ His plane crashed
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^ sank in the ferry that Ulvus traveled in
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^ Died politely XD
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(hadn't though of that one!) ^ died of a mysterious illness
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^ Wanted to check out a restaurant's huge walk in freezer. The door shut behind him and he froze to death
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^ something very sharp hit the back of Nutmeg's head
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Ticked of a demagolka
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Died, violently
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Caught in one of his own traps - couldn't get out, died of starvation
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Died in a burning den
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One of his weapons misfired, died instantly
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got accidentally pushed into a chopper
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His tie got caught around his neck and choked him.
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His tie got caught around his neck and choked him.
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Died of being too depressed
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died of boredness from someone's office presentation
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^ tripped on his tail and fell into the ocean.
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(sounds possible) - ^ mauled by lots of bears
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Got blue da ba de da ba dai...
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Got lost in a cave, couldn't find enough food to eat
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Got scared when I opened fire so he ran... down range.
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someone painted a target on it's back - got shot in the same range
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(So? I was wearing level four plates.)
Nomed a poisonous plant.
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Just stopped living
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died from eating too many ghost peppers
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Had a shower with gasoline, tried to smoke a cig afterwards
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(partly right, I don't smoke) - ^ picked mushrooms from the wild to add to his pizza, some of them where too poisonous, died shortly after
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Tried the shrooms, and imagined he could fly.
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(yay, still need a flying-type 'Vee! falls 1,000 feet down) :'( - a large boulder fell from a cliff and crushed him
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Was in a plane that got hit by fireballs
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^ died when it try to battle against fire
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Buried himself in sand. Then the tides came in..
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^ wasn't afraid of spiders.
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Suddenly fell through the floor
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was launched directly into the sun
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^ Fell asleep at a party, was tied to a chair with a few hundred balloons. Floated up until the air became too thin to breathe and suffocated
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^ stepped on a scorpion
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^ snake ate him
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was in the middle of an explosion
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Got 0ed
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stepped on a landmine
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Simply vanished.
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swam in hot boiling oil
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Biggest. Venus. Flytrap. EVER.
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Got lost in Antarctica
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How did the person above me die?
Violently
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played with fire, died of 3rd degree burns
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played with even more fire, got 4th degree burns.
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A rather interesting death, I must say. Terra was just going about daily life, walking towards where the car was to go home, but the car was gone. In its place was a note "If you ever want to see your car again, go to the roof and do 20 jumping jacks screaming ' I'm the idiot who lost the car'. If you contact the police, we will blow up the car AND your house will be burnt down." So, of course, Terra went to the roof and started the jumping jacks and screaming. All the other furs were laughing at this idiot, he must be crazy! Just as he finished number 20, his car ran him over. The driver stepped out and said "Here's your car mate". He was never captured...
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^ drowned in a lake
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^ was caught and forced into a small white and red ball.
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stared too long into the abyss
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I shoot him the forehead
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Stole the doge
much eaten very death
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I hugged him too tight, and he turned blue.
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Died of loneliness without me
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Same to you, feg XD
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Died from too much mcdonalds
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That's offensive. Check your privilege cis scum.
I killed, Ayvda with a bat
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was teleported into smash 4, got killed by Jigglypuff's Rest.
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got electrocuted when it landed on power lines
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His guilt feeling for crashing those planes took slowly over and to end the misery he shot himself
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too much lsd
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Not enough LSD
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Brick to the back of the head. Brings a whole new meaning to his username.
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Microwaved himself
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I can't stand acid either...
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Michen on the other hand worked on a machine that could solve every equation in the world. However the first thing the machine solved was the equation of Michen's life. The answer: 0! The machine killed Michen to get the equation worked out...
Never mess with technology, it can kill you as well.
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Fayam looks out the window and slowly mumbles:
"Why does it have to rain?"
He looks behind to see the door being open, he walks towards it and closes it.
When looking to the ceiling he has to shut his eyes because the lights were too bright so he puts of the light.
Slowly walking towards the middle in the now dark and grimmy looking room he grabs a photo, he smiles.
He grabs the gun from the small table in the corner, points it at his forehead pulls the trigger and embraces with a smile the black cold darkness
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Was mistaken as building material by builders, now seen in the wall of Death Street 132.
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Got ran over by a train, dumb ways to die style
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Stepped in a deathtrap for fun.
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Tried to take a bath with a toaster
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Let's just say he's a broken man.
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He is a man, but with a broken neck
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K.O. uppercut!
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^ died of too much counting
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Global warming was a true ice killer
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^ some how drowned in molasses
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^ "accidentally" was pushed into an oven by a jealous fur
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^ happily in their sleep
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^ Rammed by a deer with bigger antlers
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Fell in a black black hole.
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^ fell in quicksand couldn't get out
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^ was fetching a ball off a cliff then there was an avalanche.
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As she was walking around town, she suddenly discovered a new clothing store. She went in, curious. When she was inside, it happened to be a deathtrap and she fell in a carefully concealed trapdoor just behind the entrance.
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^ was invited to a barbecue party, didn't know that "it" was the meal
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Got the maracena virus and died of exhaust and dehydration
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^ Got locked in a supermarket for the night. Ate too much cake, exploded.
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Chuck Norris was coming for her.
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Was forced to sit in a plain white room with no entertainment but listening to Justin Bieber all day. Their brain melted.
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Ate dark matter.
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^ flew into power lines
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Was sent to prison for illegally being a non existent eeveelution. Was then stabbed with a shiv because his cell mate was sent to jail for eating random animals on the street.
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Experimented with tiny black holes, created a tear in the space-time continuum that destroyed him and his lab.
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^ accidentally flew into the worlds biggest window pane and plopped on the ground.
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^ His piercings became infected and it was too late.
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Sl^ fell and perished by their own sword, oh the irony! Oh the hilarity!
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Got hit by an iron on high speed against the head, even more IRONy!
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Flew head on into a plane
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Crushed by a giant calculator
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^ Fell off a cliff looking for glasses.
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fell off the same cliff looking for akim
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Had too much fun that died of boredness when it's friends went to sleep
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Was squished flatter then a pancake by this huge mobile fortress which looked like a weird mix between a tank, an elephant and a giraffe.
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acid overdose
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Destroyed by all that isn't good.
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having fun with it's friends, lost balance and fell down a steep cliff
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Michen was blown up by creeper whilst trying to run from enderman.
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He died of boredom
the end.
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Got stuck in a nightmare, had to escape all monsters you never hope to come across. Didn't survive.
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^was experimenting with new tech and was teleported to mars and thought as a new doom demon by the space marine, even when yelling "I surrender!" He still took a chainsaw to the face. His death was brutal and will be missed.
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^
Saw a penny/dime and lent over to pick it up then suddenly a flying raccoon mocks you down 500 flights of stairs. After that they get up look at their FF profile and see that it was hacked then does of heart attack. On the planet furtopia
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get beaten by a raw potato to death
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Easter was playing outside, it was a warm day so he sat in the shadow of a tree.
When there was a weird noise Easter looked up and saw a flash of light.
Immediatly the thought rised that it was a rocket, being curious easter followed the trajectory.
When the rocket slammed into the downtown a nuclear blast was released, easter knew this.
Being in the blast radius, Easter knew there was no chance of survival.
Looking desperatly around easter braced for impact, the impact of an everything consuming blast
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The potato I got beaten too death with starts flying around your room then gets into a mech suit and fires one million bullets into you.
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was hit by chunks of easter parts that blew up and died of radiation poisoning
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Managed to escaped the nuclear blast but exploded by accidentally stepping into his landmine
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^messed up the trajectory of his nuclear missile then launches it into his base. But he escapes in a fridge. He gets out and grabs a coffee that has 99 sugar cubes then has a sugar crash so major he dies
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Was walking down the street for a job interview but suddenly had a heartattack and died during the trip towards the hospital
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i used a spoon to fling poisonous apple sauce into your mouth,instead of dying of poison you choked on the apple sauce,fainted and shortly died thereafter
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Laughs so hard at my death he has a heart attack
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Picked up a gun, and tried to make a selfie with it
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Tried to arm wrestle the grim reaper and loss
P.S I like how in one post we are complementing rack other and in this one we are choosing each other's demise
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^_^ they are fun! - ^ jumped out of an airplane, it's parachute malfunctioned, emergency chute didn't open :'( (landed head first on rocks)
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Went to the tv/computer and saw that their favorite show/anime/YouTube was gone you then had a heart attack. But you survived, when you leave the hospital you see a penny/dime and you lean over to pick it up when a hater of the community knocks you down 910 flights of stairs and yet again you survive you walk to you computer to see that furries don't exist in shock you leave the house and provoke an army of ninjas. And the rest is history
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that's a long sad way to die - ^ got stuck in quicksand, Firox died alongside when I try to save you
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3 words snakes on planes
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^ Fell into a swamp, eaten by crocodiles
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^Smoked 5 cocaine
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Forgot his head
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one word: dysentary
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Listens to dubstep and had a heart attack
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one word: the ultimate heat death of the entire collective universe
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Was mistaken for the wrong scavenger, and was executed. XD
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Found a statue of an angel that was weeping. Then blinked
(Dr who reference)
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^ Pushed off a cliff and trampled under a stampede
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one word :turkies
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one word: becoming a government spy and being dropped off into a far away world where war wages, a place far away from where the furries resided, it was a place of true chaos and sadness... it was called humanityville, once Easter entered into this new and surprising place, they were on a mission, to find the worlds largest commercially available hot dog and eat at least a quarter of it, before sending the rest back to their homeland of "furryville" for study. But once Easter ordered the hot dog, people around noticed they were an undercover spy, before a lot of action scenes happened and it eventually ended with the demise of Easter, and with their final breath they said "okay".
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^ Was assassinated while shopping at their local supermarket
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^ fell down from a tree, broke its neck
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^
Ate yellow snow
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Was bitten by a rat and contracted the pluage
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^stared at the sun too long
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lived ^
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^ suicide
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^ suicide
^ guilt at every suicide form now on assuming he prompted it with one post
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^Got stuck in a crack, was found by a wanderer. They helped her up, asked for money and when she gave him a few pence he killed her and stole her wallet coz "it wasn't enough".
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3 words snakes on planes
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About three years ago a strange virus infected them. Now it sprung up and made Snufkin's brain disintegrate itself.
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One night Fayam wished that the apocalypse would happen so he could kill zombies but he didn't survive
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DeDeDe'd to death.
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Followed Donald trump's advice
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Was pushed in a bus by zombies. It went to... oh well, nobody cares.
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Messed with a teleported and went to a world without furries and had a heart attack
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i ate them
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After you ate me I detonated a bomb vest I was wearing
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^ was cuddled to death by a giant named George. (cookies if you get the reference.)
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(i knows theres a huge dog named george thats famous is that it?)
^tripped while running away from bufalos and got run over
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(i knows theres a huge dog named george thats famous is that it?)
^tripped while running away from bufalos and got run over
(its from loony toons XD)
Went swimming and hoomans saw her fin, they panicked and shot her ded XD
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nuuuu but easty so nice hoomans would love her
^ tried to attack the hoomans but easter accidently drowned him
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^ took styxxs ma'tok staff and shot a plasma bolt into her chest while playing with it causing her to go flying off a cliff in an hilarious manner. Shortly died after from injuries from plasma.
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^made him drink the dirty towel bucket water from work, of course well he died
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^ with his last breath, he cursed Easter to a short life of appearing to be a true monster, succumbed to an angry mob with fire.
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*wack him with her tail making him smash into a wall and die from bad head trauma
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^ a fun game of noms turned into a hilariously violent display resulting in a ded Easter and a sad but full styxx XD
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You and a friend were in the jungle and you found a lion so your friend puts on trainers and starts running you say why did you get changed you can't out run the lion he replies with I know I have to outrun you
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played Sonic 06
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Couldn't beat the Taurus Demon.
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Gas mask had a hole in it
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Looked away from a weeping angel.
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Tried to hug a zombie
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Played superman 64
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Went into south-east london and called everyone a chav
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Went up to a group of halo fans and said PlayStation is better
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Got noscoped by rabid COD kids
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Spent 600+ hours grinding but a family member deletes the save
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While looking for friends, he thought that he should hug a landmine.
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^This dude decided it'd be a good idea to lick a flagpole in the middle of Antarctica. He hella learned that day
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The gods did not appreciate his arrogance. Long story short, he be dead.
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Got dressed as trump annhilated by a mob of angry "non-violent" SJW's
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( XD )
Bricket was shoved out a window by a mob of socialists who were upset that he had a nicer office than they did.
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SJW's came back but with a vengeance...
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Peace protestors came after him
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Eyes melted when he saw the contence of Hillary's email server.
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Got himself a Sanders Supporter tat and then went to a BLM protest
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Literally got rekt
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commited suicide when the doge meme was no loger popular
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Questioned the Meme King
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Didn't greet Dat Boi properly
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^ walked into a room full of third wave feminists. Took his own life to avoid more patriarchy hate speech.
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yawned to wide.
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Played WoW for to long
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...You don't want to know. At all. Let's just say... it was a really... unpleasant one.
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Death by turtle
(I want to know now XD )
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Got killed by a toy ninja. 5 times.
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Eaten by giant frog.[/font]
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Watched a cartoon and laughed so hard you exploded
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^ ran out of water in the middle of the desert
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Tried to siphon gas but choked
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Those evil evil birbs git to him may he rest in peace
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Didn't die directly, but died of sadness when it's friendly furs kept dying
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Walked into a group of furry haters while suiting. And we can guess how that ended
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Ate one too many Scooby snacks
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Was fed too much pastries
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(Easty can never eat too many pasties)
Trip and fell into a very hot hot spring
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^ Her rabbit hole was flooded, she drowned
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^Overdosed on candy
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Death by Snu Snu
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Got noticed by senpai and had a heart attack x_x
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Used the word senpai
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Disappeared in one big black messy zone
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fell through ALL the floors
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^ Didn't stop staring at the monster in his closet.
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Betrayed the first order
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Learned a spell, then rolled a 1.
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Was in the disco when an inferno occured.
Burn baby Burn
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Got shot by the police when leading la revolución
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Bricket tried to swim in lava whilst running from Zombie Pigman
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Got ranted at
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Tried to traverse Antarctica and ended up freezing to death
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^ Probably a loafing related accident!
You know when cats are lying around near an edge, then suddenly they get the urge to start rolling around... Yeah, like that X3
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Hmmmm......pigeons?
Birbs are evil
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suffocation - was hugged too tightly by every fur, not giving you enough time to breath
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^ Tried to snuggle up to a huge snake, was eaten whole
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Tried to rescue the vee and was also eaten... By the pigeons that attacked pegu
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(it's very possible Numeg, I'm small sized) - ^ got bitten by the venomous snake that ate both Nutmeg and myself
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^ got stuck between portals
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dark rythem of the war drums gave her a migrane
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Ate his own tail.
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head exploded when she was meryfull
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Got r3kt
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Used a meme.
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Git killed by 100,000,000 rare golden pepe
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Didn't meme well
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One word CARRRRLLLLLLLL
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Became Carl the Cuck
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Got murdered by Carl the llama.
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Got bitten by a walker
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Forget a move that's not so smooth! Shabby, stealthy, sneaky, yo! Go scraggy go!
...Accidentally made him forget he was alive instead.
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^forgot how to breath
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took a chemical and mixed it with another chemical then died because of the reaction it caused.
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Flew into a plane
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Got the base dropped on you
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Went shopping cart sailing and crashed into the food produce isle-died on impact xD
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Got 360 no-scoped
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^tried to smother a burrito-was smothered by the green chili lol
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^ Poked a bear cub, was viciously attacked by its mother
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Tried eating a hand grenade
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^swallowed a gardening hoe
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Rage quitted on life
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^made fun of Dwane 'The Rock' Johnson for using baby oil-was never heard of again lol
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Was KIA
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Ran over by a combine
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Ran of a cliff and looked down
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^ tried touching the Declaration of Independence
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Lost internet
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^ was lost in a McDonald playhouse ;P
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^ fell into the sewers
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Ha. Smiled to hard
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^ stared into the void for too long
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Hmm. Didn't blink
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Looked at a stone Angel and blinked (Dr who reference)
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Tried to fight Medusa, was bitten by one of her hair snakes while not paying enough attention
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Kids thought she was a piñata
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The milk went bad (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTD0W8FahjP9psGLz2_RlWhB7KBlmCYZTrxipOv33_j7R1kp8RYEI6ClM)
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^ death by noms
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^ stuck out his tongue to the wrong person...
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Starved to death after becoming lost in bleak falls barrow
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^ A long time crush broke their heart.. literally.
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^ was spun to death trying to get noms
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^ Choked on a bunch of candy.
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^ scared herself to death
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^ fell in a BLAZE of fire XD
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^ was beaten by an angry mob for bad puns lol
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^Drank a 10 month old milkshake
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Photoshopped to death
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tooo much eggs
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One word: explosions
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^ son on e kidnapped her and demanded candy until she passed. (ohh the puns) XD
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^ words may never hurt you but Styxx with stones can xD (I feel punny)
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Got punned down
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^ took a roller chair flight. Off the 50th floor XD
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Mr Anderson
Who gets the reference
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Basball bat to the back of the head
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Got dunked on
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^ Decided to see if they were immune to lava by swimming in it.
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Snufkin Silverclaw swam like a brick.
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got trolled out of life
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^ was meteor smashed by Captain Falcon
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^ had their back broken by bane. When trying to climb out, the rope finished them off. Xd
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UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B START k-k-killer comboooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!
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^ teased a body builder
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Zadia logged out of life
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^ called every one with the last name of smith claiming to be Mr Anderson. (got your reference and nao I wants cookie XD)
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didn't wear enough layers during the blizzard of ¨98
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Didn't like Belgium and said that to me
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wore too many layers during the heat wave of last year
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Died during a photoshoot.
She went out with a bang
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dindt let his ramen noodles cool down and died of third degree tounge burns
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Jumped for joy
in a minefield
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*bricket fell from a high place while fighting Xx_mad.gamer_xX
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^ was pushed off the high place just like briket. XD
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Wished for a new life and was reincarnated as a brick
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^ Drank cement, thinking it was a milkshake
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Took the lead belly perk to seriously
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Not enough of the daily cutes
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Triped down 9000 sets of stairs then sliped on a bannana peel
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Committed seppuku
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Finished off his enemy using suicide bombing.
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Was a run-of-the-mill snow leopard. Literally.
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Got a job offer at freddy fazbear pizza
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Took him with me "to comfort me".
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Got beat in a rap battle and had a heart attack
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Couldn't cope with the stress of being a parent.
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Snakes on a plane
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^ was trapped in a real world nazi zombies. Couldn't survive past round one.
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Learned the hard way not everyone likes him.
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Drowned in tar
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Flew into a wormhole
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Accidentally became a Nullifier target
(Nullifiers teleport objects with themselves between two layers of reality. And being there is not a thing.)
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Cyanide in their spaghetti
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Died because he could.
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Learned the hard way that not everyone likes eagles XD
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Death by vanity
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Death by insanity. Aka styxx XD
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Kidnapped while asleep and thrown into the ocean
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Asked for the definition of insanity
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^ Death by chocolate. Was thrown into a vat of melted chocolate and sliced up into bars
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Death by bacon pancakes
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^death by not having a daily supply of bacon on him today
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Was suffocated by all the bouncy balls that she hoarded.
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did you read the page i sent you? ^_^
*died from too much angel dragon fluff
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Merle made a cake (reply if you get the reference)
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^ didn't do a barrel roll :"DDDDD
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^ did one to many barrel rolls and got smacked away by a titan
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^This dude dared to disrespect his mother. As a result, she smacked him round the world, landing him in his coffin. RIP "Betcha you'll learn next time"
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^tried to hunt in Soviet Russia, but in Soviet Russia the deer hunt you :"DDDDD
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^ was abruptly ended when his accidentally purchased Palestinian alarm clock went off. (reference. XD)
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^Beat a Palestinian thug at poker. Thug proceeded to voice his disappointment with several rifle rounds.
(Too dark?)
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(nope)
^ witnessed everything and was haunted by styxx until they gauged their eyes out after cutting their ears, nose and then slitting their own throat in guilt.
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Caught and eaten by redneck cannibals name Jed and Spud.
(Ima go slit my throat in guilt now, Styxx. As you command.)
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Swag levels were too high and RIPed them xD
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Tried to hack life, got banned.
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Ate a poisonous dart frog
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^ Thought Oxygen was poison. Died of Asphyxiation due to not breathing. X3
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^ pushed the big red button that said "do not push." Guess we know what it does now XD
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^ Decided to take a swim in the ocean one day. Forgot to cover up a small cut and was hunted down by sharks
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Tried to fight some heavy boss, but just before it used an high-power attack their invincibility potion worked out. The boss made a direct hit and one-shotted him.
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Stepped on lego
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Died from heat exhaustion in a fursuit, was locked in a car at the Comic-Con
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Political assassination
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Ate a yellow mushroom with red dots, got super big and died from stress due to their fear of heights.
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Was hit by a tranquilizer in mid air, fell on sharp rocks below
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Was bitten by a warefox *bites you*
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^ shot by a hunter
(by the way, that art looks very well made)
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(Thnx, it was a picture I drew three years ago. I had Affanita do the shading and background.)
^ died from over exposure to pure awesomeness
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^ got lost in the caves
(no problem, still it's great art)
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Was so bent on solving an impossible math equation, forgot to eat.
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Told The Tall Tale To Tackle This Treacherous Trouble That Takes Thee To The Terrible Terrain
...but couldn't win.
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Shot down by rookie hunters
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Ticked me off tonight
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Wanted to know whether acid tastes good.
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Exhausted while flying over the Pacific Ocean, drowned
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suffocated on tail-fur
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Probably fell.
Help me
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tried to swallow a plastic toy fish
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Choked on his paw
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After defeating a gank of two invaders, he slipped off of the edge and into the abyss below just as he came out of a roll.
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Tried everything to accomplish his goal, failed so hard he had to pay the highest price.
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Listened to a fire mixtape, and actually catches on fire!
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Pointed the gun the other way around and shot himself :'( Sorry, I'll save ya ^, ,^
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Cried to much at the end of wolf children and drowned. Ps who has seen that movie it is sooooo good
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Someone threw a ball into a volcano and he dove in after it.
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Dropped the bass on your toe
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Tried to hug a train...
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*Spoorwegmuseum explodes*
No wait
*Blows up Utrecht*
You"re welcome
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Leaned against the window only to find there was no glass there.
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Got denied at the east grestian boarder checkpoint. DETAINED! >:3(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYDFp48qeFbNzblo4hrKYFpeWgpRvGR9xrYoGjgeKIMlJnYu0IDndF3T0)
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Got shot when trying to cross the border.
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Global warming and The Netherlands became one big pool
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Was severely allergic to his degree from college
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Carrllllllll the walkers runnnn(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTheK6IU4fV4LZeeSO4tLc_6Z7X2waTfsOVD_dc1obYUetuHZLTfpdk6pU)
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Overdose on Cyanide
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Did drugs
Not hugs and pugs (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJUGLcVmIN0clvWFHWows2dIsKVLcrUiPDf2SbvI8-ziX8z9JcjjLq0z8)
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Everyone came back for their bases and over threw you.
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Hahaha
Said what again(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzh5y57kDKMonsqrQ1-oRazoQxw3iOF63olvw49zZtCYc7zMWR-nJPE0s)
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Didn't get enough hugs. x_x
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Wasn't afraid very afraid
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRorkyrwc1Fmxgg7kUm2Rp4Owbb1VOem5LEtZ7jPSJv9BuF5d0W5cBajI)
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Was sucked in a black hole, but instead of getting torn apart he emerged somewhere in an unknown galaxy. He desperately tried to get back but he died when he emerged from a portal directly into a star...
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Flew too close to the sun
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He playfully nommed a bomb, which triggered its explosion. D:
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Was connecting wires for a "boom". But instead of connecting the red wire to the yellow wire he connected it to the green wire and then... BOOM!
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Lost to the Counter terrorists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxkLK9NAHbc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxkLK9NAHbc)
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Too many explosions
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Got eaten by a bunch of mutant piranha's.
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got EXTERMINATED 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Drowned in rough seas after falling from the side of a cliff
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Someone told you to eat your heart out and you took it to literally
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Got killed by... a... crazy idiot... that carried... a mailbox as a weapon?
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WoW servers went down for a week
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*Me Does not play WoW XP*
Somehow got permabanned from LoL.
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Fell in a pan of boiling water, another person closed the lid before Fayam could get out
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I pushed him "accidentally" into a poisonous swamp.
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mistaken as a spy plane and shot down by an AA gun.
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one of it's balls went under a lawnmower tried to save it, ball was safe but Firefly wasn't able to be saved
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Was confused to be a demon, and had his lower jaw ripped off and neck snapped. (Doom glory kill)
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Dropped the soap
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^ was killed by amateur hunters
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Dropped the base on your toe
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Was abducted by aliens that threw him into... something that's dangerous and doesn't appear on this planet.
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^ ate the last biscuit. We all know what happens when you take the last one from styxx... lol
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Snake SNAKE SNAKE!!!!
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Didn't use the force
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The Force was so strong with him, he couldn't handle it and burst.
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Saw a jet engine and wanted to say "hi"
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Explosions!
Explosions!
So many explosions!
Pig explosions!
Explosions!
And Firefly Wolf was caught in one!
Explosions...
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Said what again
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Got roasted
literally
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Failed trying to overthrow the Belgian government
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Dyed his hair, died instead
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Got sent to an alternative reality, where there is no oxygen
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Got schwifty. Wibalubadubdub :$ (Google it )
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^ Tried sniffing glue but accidentally did it with superglue
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Went out camping but suddenly his tent killed her by squashing him.
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Suddenly stopped existing
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got killed by... nothing?
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Got killed by grilled cheese
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Michen was walking in Amsterdam, suddenly jets were flying over and people started to panic.
Thinking Michen was safe he was taking shelter in a house but then the bombs fell, Michen was no more.
But Belgium took over
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Tried to play cricket, but in his first innings, he fell back and got impaled by the wickets.
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Went to a Belgian bar and said that Fries are a french invention and that 1830 was a mistake
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Had a cheesy death because Michen is Dutch (go stereotypes :P )
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Got baked when you walked outside in the sun
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... Black Pete >.>
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(those damn hot trains :P )
Got put in the bag of Saint-Nicolas
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Didn't put the safety on
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Died by brick, just by a brick
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TWO WORDS: co-op battletoads
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Never got that hug he wanted, and commited cuicide x3
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? Snufkin will remember that
(https://amostagreeablepastime.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/walking-dead-clementine-will-remember-that.jpg)
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Oh no! Buddy, I'm sorry X3 hugs you tightly Of course you're getting a hug :3
^Died of diabetes
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Was singing in the rain but the solution was to much for the environment so it was acid rain
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Was in the plane in the movie ¨lost¨ that crashed :3
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While in a boss battle forgot to plug the controller into the second port
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Ate too much, and died of suffocation x3
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Executed order 66
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¨He comes¨ :o
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Wanted to befriend a shark that obviously was a bad idea.
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Walked into the light. Turned out to be a house fire.
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Walked towards the light at the end of the tunnel.
The light was a train
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Ran out of eggs. Decided to try a synthetic alternative and suffocated on Lego.
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When someone asked for a hand he literally tore his hand off...
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Tried to eat a whole cow, did not end well.
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Someone pushed Ibi forwards :D .... from the stairs
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Incinerated from a fireball
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Stuck a fork in a toaster...
Whilst having a bath with a hairdryer.
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Tried to dry hair with an hairdryer, accidentally used a .44 Magnum
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Brushed his teeth with a chainsaw "to feel what it was like"
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Tried to get whiter teeth so drank bleach
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Wanted fresh breath, so he ate a whole mint plant - some of the twigs punctured his stomach and his insides digested over a period of 4 days.
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Encountered a spoidah because 'Straya
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Fell on a mine
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Tried to dissolve an egg shell with vinegar, ended up getting her head chopped off by a playing card.
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Mine turtles
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Said "I like trains."
Was promptly run over by a train.
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A meteor with a diameter of a mile fell right on top of their head.
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(That would kill everyone...)
Swooped too low and crashed into a mountain at 200kph
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(I don't care!)
Dialed 911 to catch a serial killer but the police thought she was it. Result: Sentenced to death.
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Took down one cop with me - that cop was Fayam.
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Died after dieing because reasons.
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Lack of anime
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Too many feels after watching a single anime.
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Sharks, Mozzies, Crocks, Spoidahs and stuff
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Thought about how many ways there are to die in Australia.
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Ice dart, in 'Straya
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Train was hijacked by cowboys
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Was way too nice, sorry
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Thought the bridge was stable.
There was no bridge.
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Attempted to ride on a train - by hanging onto the roof.
It went into a low tunnel and all that was left was a red smear.
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Mara Arakh used Super Glitch!
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*CRASH*
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Zero sleep for a month.
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Saw this (https://diaryofdaedalus.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/troll-dance-rev1.gif) for just one second too long.
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(Oh gods no...)
Showed me bad meme. Was promptly eaten by my many spider minions! Ha ha ha!!!
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(Oh shell yeah.)
spiders ate her after they finished with me somehow.
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Suffocated in a giant web.
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Met Moltres, got burned.
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Froze to death in a race against Articuno.
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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
XP
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Small insects set his pelt on fire.
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Tried to deny me eating the insects.
Was eaten first
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Smashed by a newspaper.
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Got smacked from putting layer 3 on layer 2
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The worst way to die ;~;
Accidentally broke Nish's nunchucks.
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Stopped breathing,
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Heart stopped beating.
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How did you die?
Well, you died
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Tried to drown a fish by taking it to the bottom of a pool.
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Bug spray >.> <.<
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That stuff is so cold!!
Refused to be washed for twelve months. Got ticks about two weeks in.
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Tried to surf the web in a tree, it was the interweb
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Caffeine overdose.
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Tripped over your own paws XP
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Fell off the rock you're staning on. XD
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Hit himself in the face with blades nunchucks.
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Bungee jumped from a bridge without any security
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Tried to catch me after the bungee cord broke
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You wanted to know how much voltage a power outlet has so you measured it with a fork
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Tried to eat a raw pufferfish whole.
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Mozzies, spoidahs, crocs and sharks
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All the snakes
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Killed by the green goblin :(
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Broke his neck from looking up so far.
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Worked at konami (F**k konami though they are a-holes )
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Eaten by bears, after it got separated from it's pack
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He took an arrow to the knee
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we died together, after Argrath flew into power lines
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I tried to present you to a couple of friends of mine, but they thought I brought dinner...
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Was accidentally shot down by an AA Gun....
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It's home burnt down, return back to grab it's medal and memories, didn't came back out
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D-D-D-Drop the bass (on the big red button)
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Turned himself into a forum thread, in an effort to make it more successful.
Thread was locked within a week.
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Another fur hit you with a rolled up newspaper
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Swallowed a bee.
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Swallowed a bear
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swallowed a tarantula
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Was swallowed by a tarantula
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Lost a battle with a funnel web spider
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Was bitten by the most venomous spider on the planet
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Blinded by laser lights, collided with sharp rocks t high speed
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Blasted off again(http://66.media.tumblr.com/7daf9bb49c739c50fb70959de827c83d/tumblr_ms7a8hQA851r019ito1_500.gif)
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Existence was too much
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Got shot by a bicycle pump and inflated
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Tried to fly to space by using a slingshot.
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Got squished by an arachnophobe.
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Sea level rised
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Was hired as an Abraham Lincoln method actor.
Ended up hiring a John Wilkes Booth method actor to make it legit.
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^ was too Edgy.
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Surprised me.
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Tried to wear crocs
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.
.
.
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They were alive
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Crocs weren't satisfied. Came after the merchant whom I bought them from.
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Vague unknown deadly disease.
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Hunting season
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Found a ??? with a ### that !!! him and he died.
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Well he tried to **Censor** but did **Censor** instead but he **Censor** too
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Uh... a something disintegrated him.
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Kentucky Fried Chicken happened
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Great. Like, "Kentucky Fried Eagle, Limited Edition! Now for sale!"
and for you: McDonalds...
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Crusty Chicken Burger with a limited eagle edition happened in the McDo
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Bricket Burger! Only 3 available! First come, first served!
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Woodchippers and Eagles don't tend to mix well.
Well, actually it does...
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Got #eliminated
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flew into a jet engine
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Got replaced by pâques
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Ran from an invisble cliff?
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Flew INTO an invisible cliff.
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Sudden TATP overdose
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Volunteered to be Nish's training dummy
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Got sucked into the RP at the moment you dropped the nuke
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Froze to death.
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Beheaded by the Queen of Hearts.
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Caught a nuclear warhead.
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Sprayed by a can of raid
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Coughed out a lung by howling too much.
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Got filtered by firewall.
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Aerial shooting
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Became nuts. As in:
(http://www.albanesecandy.com/candy-store/images/products/popup/deluxe-mixed-nuts-roasted-and-salted_2.jpg?v=1427738538)
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Helicopter ride by Pinochet
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Died because of... uh... things. Nasty things.
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Died because of super deluxe AIDS
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Died because of meme.
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Died because of the lack of sun
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He said: Annie are you ok? 3 times and then a smooth criminal killed him...
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Het Goede Doel went to Belgium, couldn't coop with this
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Run over by a runaway tram
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Catnip, oh so much catnip
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Did the flop.
Directly onto a mine turtle.
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I like trains
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Tried to take the ring from frodo. Fell in a volcano
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There wasn't any Maple Syrup, couldn't coop with this
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Couldn't find his coffee.
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Sudden overdose of shotgunbullet
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Made a deal with the wrong people.
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Swallowed a pear whole.
It got stuck.
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died of exhaustion
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Crushed to death by marshmallows.
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Got stuck in a grindingmachine
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Got stuck in a... grinding... eh... never mind.
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Suffocated in the cake
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Passed out when he saw the bill for the cake; Never woke up.
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Saw someone drinking H20, drank H20 too
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Tried drinking 20 hydrogen atoms in a molecule... Or H(20)
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Tried making a pun with anti-matter.
It didn't even matter
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Tried to pun a pun-god.
Scared the bejesus out of him.
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Got punned down by the pun-police
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Broke the pun-damental laws of physics.
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Couldn't handle the puns
... I know, not punny.
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Air strike
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Went on vacation to Europe.
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got attacked by wall-e
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Got a heart attack when he was suddenly surrounded by hundreds of Minions.
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Snorted cyanide
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Was taking a bath when someone put cesium in the tub.
Both Bricket and the tub got destroyed.
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Thought it would be funny divide the world by 0
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Got Dutch, couldn't handle.
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Went Belgian.
Fries, there were so much fries
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Got hit by a lavalamp gun. Shoots actual lava.
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Sudden death
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Got warped in Smash 4. Died 12 times already.
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Got warped into a wall
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Bricket suffocated in a block
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Didn't represent enough freedom
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No scoped by a 12 year old son!
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Killed by Charlie... Who was later killer by Bravo... Who was later eaten by Alpha B)
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Killed by me when he didn't get on Xbox one.
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Killed by falling down stairs that lead to a corridor filled with more stairs that lead to a room filled with stairs before falling down another flight of stairs that lead to hallway made of stairs that lead to another flight of stairs before falling down more stairs amd then at last falling down stairs that lead downstairs into stairs going upstairs filled with stairs landing on a stair.
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Died from suffocation after explaining how I died.
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Died because of suddenly a brick fell on his head
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Died of coffee withdrawl.
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Spontaneous face planting
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Staring contest gone wrong.
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Death by sleeping awkwardly.
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He overdosed after he overpost.
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Hit by a car driven by another car who was actually a truck.
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Died from memes.
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Pressed the "Do Not Press" button
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Didn't press the "Press" button.
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Killed by the gta5 cops XP
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Punched, and set back a gun.
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Killed by, well, just standing there
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^ killed by a falling penny at 30'000ft
(Nish!!! You make me so mad playing gun game X3!!!)
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Killed with the last gun, and looks like a fool on the last killcam. XP
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Tomahawked from across the map
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Tried to Re-throw a frag grenade but failed
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Shot while reloading
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Tried to fight The Swan.
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Too cool so somebody called the assasins.
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Actual explosive diarrhea
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Never knew a laptop could double as fryer...
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He knew too much. That's all you need to know.
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Attracted the attention of Louis by bringing a bottle of Tylenol to the fray. Got torn apart while he screamed...
PEALZ!!!
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:o....Piano to the head.
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Squeaky golden hammer to the face.
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Killed to death
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Death to killed
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Literal brain freeze
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^ Knocked down by a wrecking ball
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Didnt see the tree before it fell on her.
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Killed by my puns:
Hey, I would've happened SHOONER OR LATER
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Death by glamour
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Terrible Memes.
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Life
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Swallowed dynamite
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Fart jokes to death.
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Hit by an airplane
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Mauled by his own pack.
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Mauled by my pack
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Shot by a hunter, for the fur
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Killed by my ghost
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Killed by WWF, don't ask me how you get them angry at you
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It's kinda complicated. Anyway spontaneous combustion.
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killed by JOHN CENA
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Killed by something he did not see coming
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Died of overworked
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Died from...natural causes. Yep mauled by a bear.
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Died of a deadly cause
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Went back on the rolling chair, window broke, died from broken neck when you hit the concrete below
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Slipped on a banana peel off of a skyscraper.
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Heart faillure
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Buried alive
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Sudden combustion, then got ran over by a truck
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Hit by a truck, then hit by another truck, struck by lightning, then had an anvil fall on his head.
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Was walking down the street when suddenly he stepped into a puddle which was highwired by electrical cables only to realize the cables weren't connected but then his mind exploded
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Smashed his head through the computer screen and electrocuted himself
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Drowned in a tank of cola.
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Death by chocolate
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Suddenly a train
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Sword swallowing failure
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Pushed down the stairs. It was on accident...
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Death by chocolate
Chocolate? Did you say chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOOOCOLAAAAAAATE!!! CHOOOCOLAAAAAAATE!!! CHOOOCOLAAAAAAATE!!!
lol had to throw that in there. Anyway, death by teacup. Cookie if you get the reference.
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XD XD XD
Anyway had a heart attack before the train hit him
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Gassed to death... by my farts!!!
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Actually brought a knife to a gun fight
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Beat to death with a squeaky dog toy.
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Strangled by a ball of yarn he was playing with
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Hit... by a paint can. You fell down a flight of stairs and broke your neck.
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Blasted into outer space and burned up on reentry
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Incinerated. 'Nuff said.
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Bulldozer accident
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Steamroller dropped on your head.
"Uh, Sarge... Good News is, Emergency-Plan-Traitorous-Simmons-Number-11 was initiated. Bad news is, I dropped the Steamroller on the wrong guy. Is there a problem?"
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Lost a game of Russian Roulette
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Failed Darth Vader. We all know how that ends.
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He started asking questions. That's all I'm saying.
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Answered questions incorrectly. And farted loudly.
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Died so many times here he died in real life
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Went to an interview but his tie was too tight.
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Went skydiving with a trash bag
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Went skydiving as well...
smacked on the ground full speed.
FAIL!
It happened to be a regular backpack.
See what happens when you assume?
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Gun jam during a duel
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Killed by someone he least expected
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Tried to befriend a shark
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Got caught in a rock avalanche
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Switch species too much
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Switched species to little
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Started a fight with the wrong wolf
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Mauled by wolves
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(I actually had a dream where I was :o )
Had an Isaac Newton moment where a giant Apple squished his head
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Thought he was a bird
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^ Attempted to run a marathon in scorching heat without drinking any water
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Ate a poisoned nut
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Forgot that winter was coming
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Death by space.
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explored a cave, got lost, couldn't find the way out, died a few days later without food or water
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Failed traipsing accident
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Walked off a cliff because he couldn't see where he was going
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Hit by a train while waiting for the bus.
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Didn't express his true personality to the ferryman which threw him overboard into the North Sea
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tried to jump over an electric fence, fell in between
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Strangled by the yarn he was playing with.
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Currupted by the one ring
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Sat on an explosive whoopee cushion.
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Got eaten by terroristic babies wearing full armor.
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The black abyss finally consumed him.
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He couldn't see where he was going and walked off of a pier, conking his head on the side of a boat.
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Sailed away into the sunset and lived happily ever after
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Canada stopped existing
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An honorable death in battle defending his allies
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Told him too much info, couldn't coop with it
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Got a stroke after discovering his spelling mistake.
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Got just a little to crazy in a plane. Without a parachute.
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Teeth were too big, he ate himself.
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Couldn't see through his hair and walked into traffic
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I slapped a bit too hard
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Assassinated by his own assassins.
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Picked a fight with the wrong dragon.
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Car crash, Sha pretty much took a wrong turn in life...
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Was actually killed by a 9 year old COD player.
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^ Was killed by twilight fans for looking like a werewolf form.
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The Illuminati thought you betrayed them.
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Was a huge metal fan, then rust happened
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Got sued, couldn't live without his money.
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They were outside when it started raining. Don't have to tell you water and electrics aren't friends.
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Was flying through the air until the airplane came.
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Got abducted by aliens.
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Turned green after eating too much, passed out mid-flight.
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Freddie Fazebear ate you in your sleep o.O
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Sucked into a tornado
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Brain implosion
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Tox screen showed high levels of polonium. Didn't stand a chance
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Was made of sugar and decided to swim in the lake
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Wanted to prove that cyanide could be ingested
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^ That steak was poisoned
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Choked to death on an mint
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Chugged down a gallon of bleach
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Signed the wrong paperwork
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Didn't read the terms and conditions and clicked accept
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His nose betrayed him...
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Piano fell on him
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Electrocuted, it was a shocking event
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Shot into the sun
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Got a neck cramp, drove off of a cliff because he couldn't look down at the road.
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Scarf got caught on a fan and strangl him
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got too many slaps
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Worked too much. Got a stress overload.
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Hair blocked vision and walked off a cliff
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Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
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Got a lawsuit filed against him, he chose death row instead of being sued because he couldn't live without all his money.
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Death overdose
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Sudden case of dead-ness
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The netherlands were transformed into Dutchlantis due to global warming
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Didn't survive the procedure...
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Got sick from eating raw meat
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Came down with rabies
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Pointed a gun at his head and embraced the sweet darkness
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The assistant couldn't put the fire.out fast enough
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Tried to swim in liquid iron
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Played a real life game of Crossy Road.
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Broke a leg, then his neck
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Fell down an elevator shaft
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Fell up an elevator shaft, no idea how he did it but he did it
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Fell down an elevator shaft then got crushed by the elevator
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Fell down an elevator, entered an alien portal. Then proceeded to be probed by aliens from another dimension. After probing he was locked in a cell and was experimented on year after year until he had 30 secs of life remaining. They then threw him back into the portal and he fell down an elevator shaft but hit an elevator going up which caused the wires to snapped leading to the death of him and 5 other people
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:o Bro...
Stepped off an elevator and was then trampled by a herd of tourists.
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It was late in the evening and you sat behind your desk.
You could see a picture of you and Bernie Sanders having a fun time.
"Oh Bernie, the things we could have done" you softly say to the framed picture
You grab the gun that's on the other hand of the desk
"I regret nothing, I hope you don't either" you say with a soft chuckle
Slowly you put the gun next to your head and say, "shame you sold out, but I never will Bernie because I love you Bernie."
With a sigh you pull the trigger and embrace the sweet darkness
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Was hunted down by Bernie Sanders.
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Got Trumped
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Eaten by Clinton
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Hillary deleted you...(bow down all of you...lol)
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Made Ted Cruz angry
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Met Darkrai, now stuck in infinite nightmare.
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He just exploded. Out of nowhere he just blew up.
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Got exterminated by a dalex
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Choked on that steak
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Mark Rutte Hunted you down
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His dream was to become a crash test dummy. Unfortunately that came true.
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Under one minute sudden death
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Imploded in outerspace
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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ACTUAL. CANNIBAL. SHIA LABEOUFF.
enough said.
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Beat to death with a tube of ground beef sold from wal mart.
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Walmart saw your post and came after you
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>Is wolf
>got shot
>hunting season
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Pushed into a woodchiper
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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(https://cdn.squares.im/brony/pic/user/98.png)
happened.
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Got shot down
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Got shot up
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Got shot, simple as that
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Got shot in the middle
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Tried globalism
Got bombed
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Didn't complete his side of the bargain.
On a deal he didn't know was shady.
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Bit himself to death.
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Firefly bombed him because for what he has done
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Nishjin slapped him too many times in the slappy thread.
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Firefly Wolf torched your house down
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Insanity wolf dragged u away
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Started asking questions. You had to be silenced.
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Chocked on a walnut
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Coughed up the walnut which shot into your mouth causing you to choke
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Caught in the headlights XP
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Got slain but the uncensored capitalism of Alex P. Keaton
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Was killed in a trolley accident
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Was tied on the tracks of the trolley dilemma and I've picked that you must die
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Was attached to the front of a trolley that was hit head on by another trolley
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Was trapped in a burning train rolling at 120 KM/H
No Emergency brake, No escape, No exit.
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Tried to catch a bullet with his teeth
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His suit was too tight so he suffocated
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Turned out that he was eating steak made from his leg.
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Pledged allegiance to the dark side of the force...ended up sliced in half by yoda
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Taken by Pinochet on a helicopter ride
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Was on that helicopter ride
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Got shot by me
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My ghost possessed you and caused you to walk off a cliff
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Got eaten
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Went on a cruise. The name of the ship. The Titanic.
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Insulted a magical flying reptile.
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Challenged a deer who's friends with a wolf
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Decided to try and lick a TNT block
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Played with a box of matches in a room filled with flammable gas
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Ate c4
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Hugged me after I ate C-4
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Met his first human.
One that was on a venison diet.
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Fly over a military base and was shot down by a surface to air missile
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Stepped mindlessly out of bed while someone sabotated his floor to be lava.
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Hit by a stray asteroid
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Maple Syrup overdose, eh
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Spontaneously combusted
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Got memed to death
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Very cartoonish. A piano fell on him
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Bastion
overwatch
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The silverclaw wasn't quite silver enough
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Drowned in the desert. Don't know how but he did.
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Got hit by a parked car
Somehow.
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A building fell on him
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Ate my pet
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Ate to much and exploded
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Got slapped to death.
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Ran out of time
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Had to much time
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Ate chocolate
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Didn't ate chocolate and went on a free helicopterride
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Was replied to under a minute
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Killed for his money
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Roasted for a feast
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Death happened
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Wondered what poison tasted like
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Wondered what the inside of a running woodchipper looked like.
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Terminated by the Terminator
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Tried to stop the juggernaut
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Drowned in hot chocolate
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Tried to find out whether suicide was fun
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Told me team instinct sucked
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Choked on air
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Cardiac arrest
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Killed in prison
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Chocolate. Pure chocolate.
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Won a free trip to the cannibal island of new guinea
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Didn't like trains
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Liked trains a bit to much
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Became friends with the "I like trains" kid.
Got overrun 13 times already.
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Sucked into a plane engine
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Accidentally threw today in a fire.
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Flew too close to the sun
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Got sniped.
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Sudden Death Syndrome
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Sudden, unexplained heart attack. Coincidentally, your name was written in a book by some high school kid in another part of the world.
(Cookie to whoever gets the reference.)
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Nick Wilde killed you :3
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Got shit up (or shot up, but shit up is an expression we use around here as a wrong translation of a dutch expression) by a rabbit cop
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(Ummmm... did you mean got shot?)
Got stabbed by a raider. With a rusty knife.
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Got used as target practice
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Got vaporized.
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Thrown out of a club.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Right in front of a truck
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( XD XD XD )
Got munched on by a Deathclaw.
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Died defending the soldiers under his command against an intergalactic threat. A grand memorial was build on his home planet.
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Vanilla Overdose. 'Nuff said.
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(That's my new favourite X3 )
Incinerated by super villain space weapon
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Ate icecream
It was chocolate.
Couldn't coop with it
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Drowned. In a vat. Filled with Pepsi.
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Drowned and chocked in coke.
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Drowned and chocked in coke.
(lol Best. Death. Ever.)
Went to work. Office A/C Unit burned out. Got hot. Someone farted. Died from the horrid smell.
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Underwent a soul crushing process, AKA got ran over by a steamroller
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Tried to warm himself with a microwave
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The hunter became the hunted
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killed by a bomb inside a Vanilla ice cream box XP
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Killed by a box
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Killed by a teacup.
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Accidently pressed the self destruct button on his ship
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He wasn't sorry.
Canadians can't be not sorry so he ceased existing
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Exploded then exploded again. Then again. And again. Then one more time. Then exploded again.
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Got blown apart. By a supersonic fart.
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Got to spiced by dank memes
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Thought yellow cake uranium was made of actual cake
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Dank memes were bad, got lynched by the internet
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Beaten up by a toddler
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He knew to much
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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He knew to little
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Open season.
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Dank meme overdose
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(http://i.imgur.com/D9K91BL.jpg)
Used too many filters.
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Who's that handsome devil? :3
Died from filters
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Surfed the deep web, someone ddosed his food.
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Global warming, no more snow.
Went from snow leopard to leopard and couldn't live with that.
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Was blown off a rooftop by a supersonic sneeze. Flew god-only-knows how many yards before going through a window and into a vat of cheese. Died from an allergic reaction to the type of cheese in the vat.
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Got locked up in a huge microwave
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Fell in the oven
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Went skydiving, but for some reason wore SCUBA diving gear.
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Went scuba diving with parachuting gear. I think their might have been a mix up.
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Offended a Klingon. The result was not pretty.
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Was a Klingon. Was
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Stung by a bee. A really. Big. Bee.
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[Content Removed]
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I chewed him to death
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Stabbed with my antlers
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Hit be a car
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Stabbed with a car
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Stood on lego, while cursing stubbed their toe the tripped grazed their knee and got a paper cut then grabbed salt
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Got into a gunfight with the pope...u lost to his superior skills
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Burned with yesterday and was thrown in a fire
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Slipped on a random patch of ice. In Summer.
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Nishjin was walking down the street when he suddenly broke his neck
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Assassinated during his political speech about global domination
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Didn't Heil Bricket enough... T_T we're watching you, boy
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Didn't spell 'hail' correctly. The Grammar Nazis made an example of him.
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"took a vacation" after criticizing Bricket and not realizing the fact that it could be German he was speaking
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Got murdered by rebels
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Got killed by a Lennix :3
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Was in a freak accident involving a set of egg whisks, a broken wheelchair and an untuned violin.
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━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)
Got on the wrong side of this guy
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You met this guy
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
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Killed by Firefly <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhO4sEyGqgo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhO4sEyGqgo)
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Became friends with Patrick Bateman
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1128051112/twitter_400x400.jpg)
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Dived into a pit of gold coins
ITS NOT A LIQUID
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Tried to prove his point that helium is a safe thing to breath
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Did this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNkHyyn7lrg
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Had some fun with friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SSbFjK_gnY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SSbFjK_gnY)
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Became an anchorman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KY5Ug1OW5O4
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I knew MTV was a STD!
Loved that movie, remember: when you're blind it is very difficult to hear.
Died in the living room
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Didn't get to the choppa
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Was able to get to the chopper but unfortunately it suffered a rotor malfunction after taking off
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Was able to get to the copper but was pushed off by a teammate was a double agent....he spent 12 years in a prison...escaped, tracked down the spy and killed him by putting him in a chopper, flying to 35,000 feet and kicking him out and watching him fall
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Was killed by a death paw during winter
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Died in his dreams. When you die in your dreams you die for real.
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Died in a dream, within a dream, within a dream, within a dream
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I smothered him with cuteness, he just couldn't handle it anymore ;)
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Smothered with a pillow
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Smothered with ice cream
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Became a puck on an icefield
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By train
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Something blew his mind.
Like a large caliber bullet
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Died defending his country from tyranny and oppression
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Diabetes. Nuff' said.
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Mauled by chipmunks
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Long live the King!
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Died of death poisoning.
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The fake butter was actually real butter. And he was allergic to butter
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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I killed him for not using the signature feature.
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Went to Detroit
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Brought a handgun to a tank fight
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Jumped out at a trainer who didn't stop at making him faint.
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Deadly nunchuk accident
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Tried to fly by glueing feathers to his arms and jumping from a building.
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Had an intense staring contest, got a bit competitive.
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Tried hang glider. He took off running , tripped, then fell off the cliff he was on.
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Went out to shoot photo's. And he got a shot, but not in the way he wanted.
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Mauled by a pack of John Cenas.
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Crush by the "Rock"
Sent from my Z812 using Tapatalk
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Dwayne Johnson had him... eliminated.
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Stone Cold Stunned to death
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Frozen heart
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Shot by Elmer Fudd XP
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*Battle*Firefly Wolf was defeated!
Firefly Wolf was revived!
Wait... was that a good idea?
Oops... This isn't a "v", it's a "s"!
Firefly Wolf started hysteriously laughing!
Firefly wolf fainted!
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After living a fulfilling, happy life he died of old age.
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Couldn't get the hang of teleporters.
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He always wanted to be bird. He got that wish. Unfortunately soon after he was shot by a hunter.
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Sailed off into the sunset and lived happily ever after
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Tries to eat a sandwich, but accidentaly bites its own hands and bleeds to death
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Became a sandwich. Was then eaten.
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Was allergic to everything.
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Spolied game of thrones
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Insulted a Klingon.
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Drank too much Dihydrogen Monoxide.
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Disliked a cat video because it "wasn't funny"
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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
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Exploded
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Decided that fur was the best fire starter, but failed to remove the fur before lighting it...
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Dieded because of a minor inconvenience
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Died because he tried to step on me.
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Asked someone to shoot her in the face. Which they did.
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Turns out, he had loaded the bullet backwards and ended up shooting himself instead.
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Web hammock malfunction, fell out of tall tree.
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Got snuggled to death by a fat person.
It was always his destiny
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Decided to dive into a pool of lego
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Ate bugs that were poisened.
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(I think you forget that I am a spider, and thus am quite resistant to most toxins...)
Are an echidna, the spines got stuck in his mouth and the wounds turned septic.
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Overdose of shotgun to the face
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Got run over by the salvation army.
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Overrun by a tram
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Trampled by ants.
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Death by supersonic fart. 'Nuff said.
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The "Un-alive" machine worked
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Sleepwalked right off a cliff
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Followed me.
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Brain gassed itself to death.
(Get it?)
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"It worked! My time machine wo-"
The last words of Romulan before a stegosaurus stood on him.
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Spood couldn't be a match against giant newspaper
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"No regrets!"
- Bricket, sitting on a beehive.
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Look, no hands ma!
Mara right before she died from lack of blood
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Escalated so quickly he smashed through the roof and made a crater on the moon.
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Mom: "Honey! Don't walk in the road!"
Mara: "Look mom, I made it!"
*THUD*
Stegosaurus: "I am a stegosaurus!"
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shot down via anti air guns by north korean military
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Dude: "Hey. It says 'Gullible' on the ceiling."
Rick: "Oh, so it do- ugh, you stole my lungs."
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Fayam likes trains.
*Splat*
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you are cursed by the old meme curse, and die of the plague
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Eternal lack-of-sleep curse went horribly wrong and went the other way.
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Sneezed to death
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fang falls out, swallows it
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Tried very hard to not hug the mine turtle.
Failed.
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gets neck stuck in chair
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Blasted to oblivion by fans
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killed by dragon slayers
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Squeezed by a hug
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bangs head on top of door
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Drank boiling water to cook his food
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Bathed in liquid nitrogen to try and cool down after a hot day.
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wuz sprayed by pesticide
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Ate three kilos of chocolate
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Injected her poison into herself
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Death by math test.
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Tried to inject my own venom into me, not realising that I am not only immune to my own venom, but am also much stronger than many of the furs here.
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dared to drink insect repellent
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Dared to fly off Angel falls.
Forgot to put on wings.
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Divided by zero.
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Mara: "Look mommy, I found a turtle!"
Turtle: "Hello!"
*turtle jumps, lands upside-down*
BOOM!
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Decided to teach a llama how to drive.
Sat in the passenger seat.
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Mara: "Quick, shoot me in the face!"
*Dude shoots in her face*
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Walked into a door
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Rick: "banana fight!"
*dude shoots him*
Dude: "NO!"
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Me: "Hey, Fayam. Play that one about fallin' down the stairs!"
Fayam: "Sure thing Mara!" *Falls down the stairs, breaking pretty much everything on the piano at the bottom*
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Couldn't breathe after I stole his nose.
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Pissed off Vegeeta. The result was not pretty.
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Spontaneous combustion after consuming twelve times the daily amount of flintstone gummy vitamins
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Ate too many cats in Egypt. The people fought back.
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Eaten by a bigger spider
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Eaten by a bigger wolfie
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Hoovered up
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Doctor to Rick: "Sir, I'm afraid you have brain cancer."
SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES
Doctor: "Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore..."
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Crashed into a glass door... Curse that evasive worm!
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Exploded after someone parked their car on her sandwich.
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About to be hit by car when 'to be continued' is captioned at the bottom right of the screen and roundabout starts playing
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Tried to eat a candle.
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Went to Manhattan
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Went into the wrong business and was shot.
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Died of being strangled by a junkie
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Died of watching vine for 45 hours straight.
Couldn't take it all in.
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Went too far with her Mocha stand. Ended up with more mocha in her bloodstream than blood.
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Who said it wasn't already mocha? ;)
Decided she needed to buy from my mocha stand. Ended up drinking blood.
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Mocha stand collapsed on her after the paper mugs used to build it got wet.
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blood poisoning.
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ate a pineapple... It was a pineapple grenade :P
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had information leading to the arrest of hillary clinton
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Rick, when I told you to rock on, I meant continue to do well. Not drop a boulder on yourself *facepaw*
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Met a storm of 10.000 SJW's.
Fought untill the last second
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He was offended in the 21st century.
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Drowned in 3 inches of water.
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Broke a window on the ship. Wuz sucked out into space
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Dude to Firefly: "Don't jump! You've got so much to live for!"
Do-the-flop guy: "Everybody do the flop!"
*Firefly flops from 20-story tall building*
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Exploded from too many asdf references
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thought because she had many legs she could easily fly a plane, was very wrong
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He sat in the back of the plane and laughed while I freaked out.
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Took some tylenol to counter a headache at a party. Attracted the attention of Dr. Pealz. Six guests had to restrain him from raiding the medicine cabinet. Then they threw Michen out for attracting him in the first place. Mid-flight, hit a car, set off the alarm. Several fast zombies from Half-Life 2 showed up at the sound of the alarm and devoured Michen.
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A random panda thought he resembled Tai Lung. They squeezed his pinkie so hard that he exploded.
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Mara: "It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I'll ever stop singing I will explode!"
Dude: "Hey Mara!"
*Mara stops singing*
"What have you done?"
*Explodes*
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*THE SCIENCE SHOW*
Michen: "Pianos!"
*Piano crashes on top of him*
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Got cooked. Then eaten. 'Nuff said.
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Was fixing the airlock doors when suddenly they opened.
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tried to swim in a pool full of paint
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Picked a fight with a big monster.....and lost.
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emtile: "I wanna be a pie!"
*turns into a pie*
mom: "Emtile, no!"
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Mary love: "I got you're nose"
Officer: "look out she's got a nose!"
*officer shoots mary*
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Was doing karaoke. Did a death metal scream.
To Hotline Bling.
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*Was sleeping under a tree* *axe fell on you*
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INVISIBLE EMTILE ADVENTURES
Dude: "Hey emtile, catch the frisbee!"
*Chop, bonk*
Dude: "emtile?"
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Volunteered for the real life KSP simulator.
Blew up on the launch pad.
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Crashed in a not-so-simulating driving simulator
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Said baah! A little too much.
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Piano fell from the sky
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Was shoved in front of a moving tram
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Smoked KFC sunscreen in a bong.
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Got stung by a scorpion,and thought that it wasn't very poisonous until you came home.
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Soaked his clothes in honey in an effort to become a beehive.
Three million bees.
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Thought electrocuting himself would be fun.
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Sat in a bathtub made of toasters.
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Never confuse a gun with a hairdryer.
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Never confuse a hairdryer with a gun... during a stand-off.
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Never confuse curious-looking mushrooms when exploring in the rainforest.
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Never get confused between bug spray and hair spray.
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Never confuse potatoes with poison potatoes.
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Never confuse TNT with C4. Oh wait... That makes little difference.
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Sat on a bench.
It had wet paint, and it was made of loose lego pieces.
The pain and embarrassment caused her head to explode.
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Got attacked by a tarantula fur, lost the battle
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Fell in a 5,000 foot hole. Took what seemed like forever to hit the bottom and go splat
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(with my small size, it's even worst :'( )
was victim in the middle of a blast
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Something decided to use flamethrower.
It was super effective.
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Drowning in acid. 3 seconds later no more Mara.
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Wasn't saved by Superguy.
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Meant it when they said "I'll kill myself if Bernie doesn't beat Hillary."
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(I don't really care about that.)
Alka: "Hello Mineturtle!"
Mine turtle: "Hello!"
SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES
*pineapple falls on mine turtle*
BOOM!
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Ran at cops yelling "SHOOT MEEEEEEEE". You were then hit by a car instead XP
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Cop: "Hey kid, you can't skate here!"
Rocco: "You can't tell me what to do!"
*Blown up by landmine*
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hit the limit on 'asdf movie' sketches
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Too happy to care where HE'S GOING dude you just fell of a cliff!
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Emtile to dude: "Hey! You know who's gay? You!"
*Gets a sword in the stomach*
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Got stuck in a treadmill
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Decided to burn rubber.
Forgot to vent in fresh air.
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Putting pie in an oven and wing git caught in da door ( wow that was unoriginal XD )
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Liffy to dude: "Hey guy, smell my flower."
*dude smells flower* "Hmmm..."
*Random dude with sharp teeth comes out of Liffy's side, Liffy dies*
Dude: "LOL!"
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Stepped on a mine-turtle
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Dude 1: "Hello!"
Dude 2: "Hello!"
Dude 3: "Hello!"
*Akim steps on mine turtle*
Mine turtle: "Hello!"
All 4: "Oh no!"
*BOOM*
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Mary had a little lam little lam. Mary had a little lam who's the one who's gonna die when it's time for lam chops.
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Just randomly poofed out of reality :o
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Played mortal kombat. Fatality in real life.
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^ Didn't wear his coat in a snow storm and met with a terrible fate
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Something involving parmezan cheese, dandelions, a helicopter, 2 live salmons and a penny.
Don't ask.
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Slipped on a banana peel
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Drowned.
In 1 inch of water.
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Whent back to the 1950s. Those are not good times.
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Said beetlejuice 3 times
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^their owner fake threw a tennis ball into the road and they went for it. ded.
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Tasted a bullet
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pulled the pin on as many grenades as they could in 60 seconds in order to break the world record
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A brick fell on his head
several times
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Bricket: "When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!"
Bricket's dad: "Why wait?"
*Dad actually kicks Bricket in orbit, Bricket suffocates*
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Those weren't ordinary sheep shears
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It's why nobody believes dogs can learn to fly.
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Hint: next time you have fun with archery you aim away from yourself.
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It turns out that some stuff is painful. Veeeery painful, in fact...
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As it turns out, steel wool ISN'T made by covering yourself in molten steel
Whoops
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Got into a boxing match with Superman. A real Superman.
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Hillary became president, couldn't coop with it
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came across some information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton, died the next day due to suicide via two bullets in the back of the head
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Went along with an air balloon trip and accidentally popped the balloon in mid-air.
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Ritalin overdose
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Got eaten by a hungry snow leopard. <.<
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Drank some stuff from this bottle with a radioactive symbol on it.
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found the antifreeze.
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Flushed down the toilet
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Had an unfortunate cake mixer accident
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The pen was mightier. Just admit.
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Met her antimatter-self.
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Got killed... by his drawing.
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Got killed with fire.
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tried to float down the river in a basket, basket leaked
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Sat there out in the open, looking around. Then, he spontaneously entered an alternate reality that looked exactly like the one he just was in! Except the air was toxic.
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Lost Russian rulet to a squirrel.
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Killed by the grammar police
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Went purging, didn't do very good.
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Purged everyone else in the world, then died of loneliness
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Went to Soviet Russia, where time killed him.
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Sonic stabed you with his sword.
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Fell into hot asphalt
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ate the strange hot dog left at their doorstep
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Someone tried to shave his beard. The fur accidentally shaved his neck
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Exploded in the bathroom after taking another selfie... He had a Galaxy 7
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Flexed their muscles so much they made the muscles explode into 1,000 pieces.
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Swapped lives with me and couldn't handle it. Quickly died of exhaustion
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A giant picked him up, took him home, grabbed a frying pan and started to cook him. Then he got chopped into pieces and got added to a meat salad as finishing touch. The dish then was saved on a shelf to let it age a little and then it got eaten by the giant's wife.
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Rode a bike into a landmine
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Thought eating a grenade would be a good idea
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Thermonuclear War
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Biological War
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Got into a Drama furry war!
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Died because he died.
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Literally exploded when someone make a joke about a Mary-go-round.
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Killed for just making one of the worst puns ever.
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A 10000 kg weight fell on her head. How that happened? Magic.
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He shall never forget, let go remember a control stick to the left and a C-stick playing left-center-right-center.
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Made me post a message 3 times. *kills Mary*
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Should've left your account gone!
*makes Michen crash*
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She was used as bait for someone who tried to catch the monster of Loch Ness. Turns out it really existed, and indeed appeared to be a monster.
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Eats over irradiated mashed potatoes!
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Angered an ice phoenix. Said ice phoenix then froze him, which caused his body temperature to drop to -25C.
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Figured out what it felt like to chew five gum.
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Yelled "boom baby" so loud in the microphone at a party the microphone exploded. How ironic.
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Suffocated by his own scarf
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Got tangled.
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Ate the cheese in the back of the fridge.
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Got crushed between the doors of an elevator.
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From doing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv4KQbDaCfM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv4KQbDaCfM)
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thought their mettle for battle against the god tyr would hold up. they were beaten badly then embraced to death
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Died because.... well nobody ever figured out why XD
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Caught in a pokeball that was never opened again...
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Died because he clicked the sun in the sneaky ending.
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Was the last sheep that put a guy to sleep.
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met varg vikernes and we all know how that went...
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Died because... Well...
...
I give up. I can't kill anyone who's already dead in the first place.
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Dad to Michen: "What are you drawing?"
Michen: "I'm drawing a bear!"
*The bear Michen was drawing on eats them*
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I think there was something in that carrot :o
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Group hugged... TO DEATH!
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A tree fell on her. At least your death matches your name colour?
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Ice cream overdose. 'Nuff said.
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He died on the battlefield... by falling down the stairs.
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Pushed a little red button.
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Smacked to death by an arachnophobe
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Deathed to death by a lifeophobe
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Was killed to death until she was dead.
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Watched an evil videotape. Died a week later.
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Fought very valiantly. But was unfortunately was just too out numbered and out gunned
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Tried to kill my friends. Forgot that wolves stand together.
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trips over severed body parts and falls on unexploded ordanance...
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Was out hunting. Turns out that other people were hunting too.
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Gassed to death in an elevator with an extremely flatulent man.
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/\ Thought that drinking bleach would make his teeth whiter
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/\ Thought that drinking antifreeze would keep him warm.
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Not sure, the story just ended with him lying face down in a ditch... ;)
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Got hunted by a hunter of darknesss (?
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mistaken for a giant ice cream and licked to death... ;)
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Road kill
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caught in a beam of sunlight and spontaneously combusts
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I don't think that was a steak :o
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Mistaken for a pokemon. You died after you're first battle against geodude.
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Held in the biggest fart in history. Ended up exploding.
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obviously, walked off a retention wall and went "splat"
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Made the mistake of pissing off a Klingon. And underestimating him in a bar fight. The end result was not pretty.
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Sacrifices himself to God. Accepted.
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Run over by a steamroller in a freak accident
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Least fierce spider meets the most fierce spider.
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Insulted my fighting ability
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Went to a cattle decapitation concert.
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Ate a cat, but then the cat ate you because flying mustaches were stolen.
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As it turns out, Foxi is violently allergic to door handles.
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Went into the light, it turns out it was a giant zapper :o
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Rolled down a hill which eventually dropped off as a cliff.
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She ended up meeting her worst nightmare.
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^Barked up the wrong tree
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^ Joined me in the barking
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^Barked at actual crocodiles thinking they'd also start barking.
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Touched a doorknob, triggering an explosion
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Rick to dude, pointing with a gun: "You're gonna die!"
Dude: "We're all gonna die."
*Rick lowers gun, 80 years later both dead*
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As it turns out, Mary is violently allergic to bad memes.
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Alergic to life.
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A mutiny occurred! XP
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Cuddled too hard.
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Was walking down a dark alleyway. Turns out, he's not as tough as he looks.
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Went out while it was literally raining cat and dogs. didn't end so well XP
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Ate too many blueberries. Turned into a blueberry bush.
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Was fighting with a feral dog.
Later she died in a tragic car accident.
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Got mauled to death by the Metropolitan Mutant of Ark.
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Was with me at the scene
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Got mobbed by angry SJWs after saying something complimentary about the size of women's feet.
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(Ugh, I hate it when that happens!)
Was spotted by me... didn't know I was afraid of spiders.
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Roadkill
Make sure you follow the 2 word rule!
^died by trusting a spiritual healer to deal with the spider problem
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Was seen at a distance by me... turns out I was hungrier than I thought after years without eating, and fried falcon is really good with some rice.
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Went to the top of a building to enjoy the view. She should probably have checked the weather app, that day.
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Sweden happened
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For your information, I'm technically also a Swede, and I do NOT find that offensive at all, that's hillarious!...
*Clears throat*
Assassination by someone with different political views.
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Tried to do a drumsolo, the guitarist didn't like this
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A piece of the ceiling fell down,but lucky it missed. but then he realized that he was in a aircraft XP
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Your death was one big question mark
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Was trampled by a herd of rogue gingerbread men.
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Fell into a barrel. Dissolved rapidly until there was only maple syrup and orange juice left in the barrel.
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Was stepped on by someone who didn't like spiders very much.
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(Isn't that most people?)
Ate her own soul to "see what it tastes like".
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(Probably. I don't mind them most of the time.)
I decided to sample her soul right before my own.
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My soul was packed with venom.
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Fell into a volcano in an attempt to gain lava immunity.
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Was a bubble blowing baby.
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Planned an elaborate heist.
Forgot to pack a rope when she abseiled down the side of the Empire State.
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Was stuck in pants three sizes too small
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Rolled off the hill it was on.
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Got a tattoo of a sword. The tattoo came to life, cut his skin open and killed him that way.
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The skin sword went on a rampage and Michen was caught in the crossfire.
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Climb around in a chemicals plant, trying to become a super spider. . . . didn't go quite as planned :o
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Chased me with "bug spray"
It was actually deodorant - and I had my revenge.
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After her revenge, she had an allergic reaction to what the deodorant contained.
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I collapsed on his head. He suffocated.
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Tried to fight a giant snake, was winning but a even bigger snake came along XP
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Eevee used Metronome!
Eevee used Explosion!
There is no more Eevee...
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Died in fierce battle, protecting the king!
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Told the king his crown was on backwards. He didn't like this one bit.
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Just vanished for the state of existing for some unknown reason
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Tried to act cute in front of Houndoom. Unfortunately, he was in a bad mood that day...
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Stole the soul of a ginger. A million paradoxes formed and caused the universe to collapse.
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Saw me sealing someone's soul and tried to see if she could do it too. Ended up taking her own soul instead.
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Messed with the natural order (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFdP5yATw0)!! XP
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Fell in a pool of toxic sludge.
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Fell in a pool of toxic sludge.
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Tried to fight a giant scorpion
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Turned to stone when he looked into the eyes of Medusa.
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Bled out after landing on a giant cactus display.
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Went skydiving, grabbed the normal backpack instead of the parachute
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The following happened:
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/trollpasta/images/1/1d/Nsfw_not_safe_for_work_posters.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120531011213)
Oh...
Welp, it says enough, I suppose.
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I had a sudden craving for lamb chops, and she happened to be right in front of me.
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Flew to close to the sun X3 Icarus
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Tried digging through the planet.
Forgot that if you dig down, you need a way up for food.
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Climbed around a electrical substation, accidentally touch two lines at once
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Tried to act adorable.... right off the edge of a cliff.
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Nobody knows. . . something exploded though XP
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Looked in a mirror, fought the mirror image and smashed the mirror together with the mirror image. Except it wasn't the mirror image, but the real one.
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Was sitting on my back as I fell 40 feet.
I landed on them.
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was mistaken as a pest spider
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Was confused for an Animal Jam lynx. Ended up exploding when someone tried to force her to turn into a wolf.
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Got wings caught in a vacuum cleaner somehow :o
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A very heavy fur mistook them as a cushion and sat upon them.
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Taking a stroll around the park and tripped.
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^Was trapped in a bright pink room filled with adorable kittens and cutesy girly stuff.
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(I actually like pink and kittens though.)
Was eating food and choked on her hair.
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Ate a spoon with spikes on it. Because she just wanted to prove she was ''cool".
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It came from the ground :o
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Crushed by a giant who wanted to use ? as a pillow.
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Just
(http://ci.memecdn.com/4632270.jpg)
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Decided to follow the weird looking sheep into the alley... little did she know it was a wolf.
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Followed a wolf, turned out to be a wrathful sheep.
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Struck with land torpedoes
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Found himself in a grapefruit farm and from there on out stated he would eat nothing but that fruit for the rest of his life. There were some complications in that. XD
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Tried to celebrate Christmas 2 weeks ago..
Cherry noticed.
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Some how got transmission fluid confused with cherry soda :o
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Evolved into a poison-type eeveelution. However, because there is no poison-type eeveelution, they just disappeared into nothing. They can now only reappear once a poison-type eeveelution is added to the Pokémon series.
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Three words: sonic...fan service
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A giant bunny attack! :o
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Holy hand grenade, worms version!
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Purred at a dog and attempted to look cute in front of it. Unfortunately, the dog thought they were a new squeaky toy.
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The hot cocoa was way too hot :o
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crushed under a giant strawberry cake, couldn't get out on time
suffocated before it could nom it's way out
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Was flying when the next change hit, new Fox hybrid didn't have wings.... :'(
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Tried to drink barrels worth of coffee, didn't end so well :o
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Caught in a Pokeball with no ventilation.
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Giggle overdose, D:
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?'s soul was molten by a Chandelure.
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Ran into a bunch of polar bears, they weren't too friendly
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Tried to do the fluffy bunny marshmallow challenge with giant marshmallows.
Choked and died.
May they rest in peace.
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1v1'd me in DotA 2. Got rekt.
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Attempted to have a rap battle with yours truly.
Died from shame when they failed miserably.
No one beats the Lenny.
No one.
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Strangled by a large grey wolf in the middle of a rap-off....
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Saw a giant river of coffee and decided to jump in :P it was too hot D:
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Glitched in space and time. Resulted in a rift. Gone ?.
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Was suffocated when a fellow sheep (myself) attempted to hug you, but ended up killing you with my wool instead :'(
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His boat sank.
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Reality didn't want him.
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Tripped over nothing next to stairz :o
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"Hello, oh hi gravity! Sure, you can knock me off balance while I try and cross Niagara falls on a tightrope."
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Played rock,paper,scissor with a giant t-rex it got angry and said you were cheating XP
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Got eaten by a Noctowl.
...
Just pretend Noctowls are carnivores, like real-life owls?
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Some how got mixed up for a sheep and got shaven then sent back to the cold, ended up freezing X3
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(Wait, how did that even happen? o_O)
Accidentally got sent to a dimension wherein the world wasn't made yet and suffocated because there was no air.
-
( who knows? XP )
Tried to ride on a dragons but forgot that they needed to hold on when it did a loop X3
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Learned the hard way that piloting a starship into combat is a lot harder than it looks on Star Trek. I'll let your imagination run riot as to exactly what happened.
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Was a loader in a faulty tank. . . . . there wasnt a breech of any sort for some reason so everything just exploded inside XP
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Wrestled against a pine tree. The tree won.
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Ran into a wizard and got turned into a carrot X3
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Tried to snuggle with a Russian Wrestler. Use your imagination what happened next.
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Was the previous owner of the Omeglider, designed to reach space, but he completely forgot about space suits.
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Created a paradox by achieving something that was impossible to achieve.
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Was sent to Remus. No further explanation needed.
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got lost in a dark cave, ran out of food and water
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Flew way too fast :o :(
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Mega Lucario encounter.
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Shot by a dart. Not sure what was in it, but you never woke up.
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Programmed the Holo-deck to duplicate himself, then fought to the death... took a LONG time, but how many can say they died twice at the same time?
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O_O
...
XD
That was too good! Where did you come up with that?
Ate the wrong berries. Hunted because the villagers thought you ate one of their own.
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Was on a space station when a thermo nuclear war struck the planet, supplies ran out after a while D:
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Got caught and put in a defective Poké Ball where the conversion into energy went... badly.
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O_O
...
XD
That was too good! Where did you come up with that?
From Kirk 'reprogramming' the Kobiashi-Maru scenerio... Yes, I'm an old-school Trekkie, besides who better to challenge your abilities than yourself?
I accidentally cuddled her too death... "I hug her and squeeze her, and love her... Trixie??"
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Wow. I had no idea you were a trekkie! Speaking of which...
Underestimated a Klingon. 'Nuff said.
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Was sent to Remus. No further explanation needed.
What in the world is Remus?
Ran into Medusa, and she was not in a good mood. At least you're a nice statue...?
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Star Trek. Remus was one of the worlds the Romulans settled on, and the home world of the Remans. The Remans were a slave caste in the Romulan Empire, and Remus was home to a lot of industry and dilithium mining, worked by Reman slaves, supervised by Romulans.
Got vaporized.
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Met a God, got too curious, then learned more than he was mean't to.
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Was cursed to laugh forever and wasn't able to eat because of it, starved to death XP
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Snuggled and roasted alive by me :'(
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That's... dark. And very sad.
Bonked to death.
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(Vee did say it wanted to be warm, so I might have used a little too much fire) :'( :'( :'(
attacked by bees
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Flew around a busy airport and a pilot wasn't paying enough attention :(
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Wanted to evolve into Glaceon so they could make it snow on Christmas. Ironically, they died during a trip at the mountains whilst searching.
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Couldn't escape from a tropical island
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Crushed underfoot by one of these:
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/scifi/images/f/ff/AT-AT.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061225033052)
You didn't feel a thing. I think.
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Sadly was stationed in the wrong place at the wrong time XD
(http://i.imgur.com/pTwdOOR.jpg)
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Died of starvation when it got non-stop cuddled by every fur in existance :'(
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Got thrown down a reactor shaft.
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Caught own tail, stubbornly refused to release it and starved to death.. It was a downward spiral... ROFLMTO
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Found out where Santa gets all the money for his gifts
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Tooth Fairy came to collect... took all, couldn't chew... wasted away
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Tried to beat the Romulans at their own game. Failed miserably. Was never seen again.
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Transported to Klingon ship in debated space... accused to spying, transported to a space just off the port bow of the Klingon ship with no shield or suit... Kablooie!
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Accidentally ended up on a Cardassian ship. It was under the command of the Obsidian Order. Accused of spying. Vaporized.
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Opened a service access and a tribble fell out, followed by several hundred more... buried alive in a tribble fall... the ultimate furry death!
-
XD
Good one.
Infiltrated a Klingon ship. Did well evading sentries... until a bad fart gave you away. Stabbed to death.
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Was given painted wooden armor but was told it was made of steel, didn't end very well
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Too cute. Provoked a cuddle-pile. Crushed underneath.
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tried to carry too many large boulders at once, got crushed under some
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blew up from being too adorable
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Won a trip, someone made a mistake, was sent to a wrong location, ended up in Antarctica instead of Australia
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Tried to go faster by using rockets, but they exploded mid flight :(
-
(that sounds sad Vee :'( )
Kept eating cookies non-stop, chocked on one, help didn't come on time :'( :'(
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Ate a toxic fruit that lookz like a strawberry D:
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got trapped in a hot tub, no way out
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Got trapped in a frozen lake :o
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somehow, died of too much strawberries
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Ran out of strawberries.
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Frozen heart.
Now an ice sculpture.
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Gained a gaze that can kill but looked in the mirror XP
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heart attack
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Was patient zero for unknown deadly virus :o
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kept eating all the ice cream until its brain froze, kept eating anyways, eventually entire body froze
-
A squished by planet size strawberries :(
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Congestive heart failure.
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Tried to fight a guy in a bus :S
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Died because she killed Marianna, Gabe, and Clementine. I killed you.
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got trapped in a box, which got shipped to another location, no air to breath so died of suffocation, was found days later in another city :( :( :'( :'(
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Caught a ride on the back of a spaceship but didnt bringz a suit :(
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got trapped under a gigantic cookie
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Ran into a crazy t-rex :'(
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Gets hit whith my drop ship
(Kinda like the odst in halo)
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Trapped on a world being glassed.
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Took too many "Death Sticks"
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slept inside an oven, said it was warm
someone wanting to bake cookies, turned on the oven to warm up the oven
(got baked) :'( :'(
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Throws a grenade and the grenade bounces back and you're stuck in there, holed with your friends. And they are screaming while you laugh before dying.
Old. But Gold.
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Ate way too much candyz,
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Mistaken for a fox. Shot.
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Tried to Rocket Jump
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(And failed, no doubt, ending with my bodily extremities going in every possible direction.)
Failed to abide a sign.
-
( I think that's about right ^_^ )
Tried to drift a jet on the runway :S
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didn't follow the rules of baking and ended up hurt in the baking mixers, passed away when it couldn't get freed, no one around to help
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The blue light got way too bright for him :(
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Mysteriously Disappeared
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I ate them.
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Ate a sick bunny :o
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watched too much mlg videos
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Acted in a mlg movie and was given a unlimited supply of doritios and mountain dew, was found dead few days after o.O
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got blazed 420
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Tried to 360 no scope with a tank XP
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challenged someone you didn't know that was pretending to be a noob.
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Unplugged the joystick thinking it was for a console, but then forgot you were on a plane, that was the controls for that plane. X3
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Tried to rocket jump... over a Heavy.
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Tried to skydive with a napkin parachute XP
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Was sacrificed to make it rain.
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Ate a pound of peanut butter all at once o.O
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Ate WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much chocolate on Christmas.
-
fell down a cliff
-
Started the moment of silence for gucci mane.
-
Ran out of cholocate on their adventures D:
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At least it wasn't dark.
Died because tortured out of watching lunacorns for a whole year.
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Car accident.
-
Hugs.
Very, very tight hugs.
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Climb to the top of a chocolate skyscraper but it was very hot out that day, you can imagine what happen X3
-
I'd like to tell you but the authorities don't want me to :P
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Choked on air.
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Instakill laser.
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Laser pointer accident while flying a airplane
-
Was in said airplane.
How does one kill an angel? :?
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I dunno! All I know is that since they're heavenly forces killing them will be nearly impossible.
As for you:
The cape...They don't warn against it without reason.
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Went to my profile.
It appears I am not dead, then.
-
I came to your profile, I saw...
AND LIVED!
Sorry.
Anyway:
Nitric acid.
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Lied about living.
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Tried to fly past a black hole, didn't work
-
Tried to outrun a subspace shockwave.
-
Was in the epicenter of that subspace shockwave XP
-
ate too many ghost peppers and became a ghost itself
-
Found out all teh strawberry desserts disappeared, and couldn't handle that news :(
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Said the wrong thing. Vanished. Was never heard from again.
-
Tried to fly to space , but stalled :o
-
got on my fur without me knowing when I was flying very high, again without me knowing lost balanced fell off, since I didn't knowz it fell down thousands of feet, hits head first on rocks below :'( :'( :'(
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Flew into restricted air space and had no way of knowing, got shot down my a missile :(
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Got chewed on by a toothless crocodile.
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Got hugged by a Muk and got poisoned o.O
-
making some roasted marshmallows, stood in front of the fire :'( :'(
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Went to get more ice cream from a walk in freezer but the door handle fell off, ended up freezing :(
-
touched an electrical wire, thinking it would make you an electric fox
-
Halfway to Infinity
(Does anybody know lifeline?)
-
(not me)
got into a battle with 4 cobras, lost the battle
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Can't breathe because she wore all her collars
-
Fell into a big vat of chocolate, couldn't breath under all of it
-
Drowned in a vat of Kool-Aid.
-
Tried to fight the Deathstar with his fist, didn't even get close :(
-
Jumped down the second Death Star's reactor shaft screaming, "TOP THIS, PALPATINE!!!"
Didn't survive.
-
Held his Lightsaber backwards, when it opened it went right through him XP
-
was shoved down the stairs
-
Accidentally flew into a pile of snow and couldn't get out, I tried tew helpz but wasn't fast enoughz :'(
-
caught in a fast moving river
-
Caught in a heavy blizzard.
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Tried to fly via large scale paper airplane, but it didn't quite work out
-
trapped inside a washing machine, it was resting in a brown colored sweatshirt
-
Trapped inside a dryer.
-
Stood too close to a jet engine and got blasted away D:
-
ate too many fortune cookies, didn't take out the paper inside XD XD
-
Tried to fly in a sandstrom :o
-
x_x that's true :'(
hitchhiked on my fur when I got lost in the sandstorm, died of dehydration when it breathed in too much dust no water to drink
-
Tried to battle a whole room of fairy types all at once :o
-
D: why ya throw me in there :'(
x_x in 2 seconds x_x
XD
died of too much laughing, from reading an online comic
-
Got board of flying high and wanted to explore the ocean, got into a mini sub, but tried to catch a fish he saw outside and broke the glass to get it, couldn't made it up to surface in time D:
-
Wrong guess on "Who's that pokemon?!"
-
Just exploded when he saw a whole world made of chocolate XP
-
had a heart attack when it found out that all the strawberries in the world where gone, that there weren't any more left forever (a.k.a. extinct)
-
Crushed by a falling red sack of toys and stuff...
-
A giant bird saw the Feather and though he was one of its own, got picked up and taken again then the bird tried to teach Naake to fly but didn't work out XP
-
"Woohoo, I can fllyyy.... " splat... (gee thanks)
Stepped on by a large dragon...
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Was hunting a bunny tried to grab it as it stoop on a little branch over a cliff, that branch wasn't quite strong enough for both. At least you caught the bunny mid fall X3
-
Thought it was a bunny, was actually ? was merciful and ATE it before we hit bottom...
-
cuddled all the furs, sleeping peacefully - until an earthquake happened, along with all the furs, passed away in an instant, no chance of escaping when the building we was resting in collapsed (we where on top floor resting)
-
Forgot that there was more than just heat in an explosion, claimed that he was a fire type so he would be just fine, stood right next to a bomb, wasn't just fine after
-
Tried to outrun an MI24. Guess what happened.
-
Was piloting that MI24 and didn't quite see that M163 right under him, was too focus and busy on blowing me up XD
-
XD
Threw a grenade. It bounced off a surface and right back at him. Got blown up. I don't need to describe how many different directions you went in at once.
-
Was driving by and got hit by one of my limbs, accidentally drove off the cliff because of it X3
-
XD Could have seen that coming!
Vaporized by accident by a jumpy Maquis in a trading outpost bordering Cardassian Space.
-
decided to play with fireworks, holding one on it's nose, a different nearby firework went off to early, blew up the one on it's nose - not much was left
-
Tried to nom berries while flying extra fast :o
-
:( no needz to remind me
(lightly rubs head, then tail) :'(
XD XD
got into a life-and-death match with a fast Mega-Lucario :'(
-
Insulted a Igglybuff :o
-
Ended up in the woods outside Hogwarts, tried to be a patronus, but got caught in the giant spiders web.. when found was just an empty, fuzzy shell...
-
Tried to do battle with a massive bear . . . he won but slipped over the bear and fell into the trees below
-
Jumped off a cliff and tried to fly... but couldn't
-
That tree costume was too tight, it cut off his air supply.
-
Tried to go down an industrial chimney :o
-
Two words: Death Glider.
-
One word . . . . . . . Death :o
-
cuddled together with me, just before a large tidal wave washed both of us away
-
(That almost sounded like a Star Wars: Rogue One reference there.)
Failed Darth Vader.
-
Was piloting that A-Wing XD
(http://i.imgur.com/h5zWYVN.gif?w=760)
-
(haven't seen it yet Romulan, maybe this weekend or next weekend, needs to wait on my PayDay)
froze to death when it got lost in the mountains, couldn't find a cave either
-
We was makingz soups but ya fell in the soup right as it got served to a giant t-rex, you were too small for it to notice :( got eatened
-
grabbed some berries, they belonged to an angered brown bear, couldn't escape on times
-
A snowman fells on ya, we wasn't fastz enoughz on getting ya out D:
-
Got 360 no-scoped headshot m888 *insert air horn here*
-
Air horn over dose :o
-
sugar cookies overdose
-
Went down a slide but was too light and flew off at the first little hump XP
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not enough hugs, died of loneliness :(
*gives lots of hugs*
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I tickled themz a little too much D:
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I tickled themz a little too much D:
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died of laughter
-
Tried to cuddle with a angry porcupine :o
-
pretended to be a bird and jumped off a bridge, hit the rocks below instead of the water
-
Ate a Fugu fish right from the water :(
-
mmmm... tasty x_x x_x x_x
somehow passed away from drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce
-
Jumped off a cliff and tried to used fire to fly :S
-
pounced on me when I was in the air, both of us died together
-
Tried to cross a ice bridge :S
-
got caught in a bad gym
-
Pwayed wth a alligator, that was made of metal :o
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Lost + Poison swamp = death.
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Death caused by dying
-
Told him I heard that taking stupid risks is dangerous, upon which he took one too many.
-
Kebab happened
-
I don't know exactly...
There was some shouting in the distance and someone who looked like Bricket exploded.
-
Tried to stop a train by ramming into it head on
-
Rode a scooter into a volcano
-
Rode a Volcano into a star :o
-
Rode a star into the ocean
-
Took a voyage in said ocean
-
Went skydiving into said ocean... during a category 5 hurricane
-
Tried to land a jet at high speeds on the run way
-
I don't know, everything was one big question mark...
-
x2
Wanted to have some run and decided to roll down a hill but forgot they were on the peak of Mt.Everest XP
-
Got run over by a fast moving bicycle
-
I was burying a chicken bone but Firox jumped into the hole to get it, I didnt see and accidentally buried them :'(
-
Strangled to death
-
Neck tie got caught in elevator door, couldn't take it off in time :o
-
Encountered ISIS
Lost his head in the experience
-
Found the Twilight Zone
-
Ended up in a freaky episode of the twilight zone
-
Was told to ram into a ship with a small boat, wasn't told it was a torpedo they were driving
-
I ate them
-
Disappeared into a magic hat, was never seen again
-
Tried to dance on some really thin ice
-
Went down a water slide into the Arctic ocean
-
Walked a tightrope across a volcano, made it across but tripped on his way down the side of that volcano
-
Parachuted into said volcano XD
-
Tried wing-walking on a returning space shuttle
-
Waited in the middle of the runway to welcome back said shuttle
-
Put a antidote for a poison in a safe for safe keeping when the time came when he needed it, he forgot he also locked the paper with the code on it inside wanted to keep that safe to XP
-
Someone dropped a painting on their paw
-
Tried to use scarfs to climb a mountain but didn't quite tie the one at the top correctly
-
buried alive by an exploding cookie dragon...
-
Got hit in teh face by one of very fast flying cookiez :(
-
was hugged too tight by ever fur that saw him
-
Found a giant tuna fillet it tasted so good he tried to eat all of it, there was way too much for hims, exploded after teh last bite
-
tried to spend the night in the freezer, hoping it would be an ice type by morning
-
I wanted some company so I asked ya to join meh in the freezer, kept us warm until ya got tired and fell asleepz. Both froze
-
x_x
tried to help with cooking, somehow fell in the soup pot before anyfur noticed, lid closed tightly so no sounds could be heard either x_x
-
Tried to hug a sick fur but turns out they were a zombie D:
-
got caught in a rockslide, couldn't get out on time
-
Scared a skunk in a closed room :S uh oh
-
was playing with me, rolling around, we fell off a cliff :'(
cuddled me in mid fall, so at least died cuddling :3
-
Played in the snow with me . . . but it was during a blizzard, had lots of fun until we froze :o
-
what a cute way to go
got into another fur's lunch bowl when it wanted a nibble of the strawberry, got swallowed by fur in one bite
-
Tried to hug a crystal smile but was too spiky for yew XP
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/slimerancher/images/0/09/CrystalSlime_SP.png/revision/latest?cb=20161005155700)
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pushed me into the crystal but got impaled too D:
-
ouchie :o
Played frogger with me . . real frogger across a highway. no one won :(
-
D: :o :o
that sounds bad
wanted to play pac man with me, wanted to be a ghost, so it touched a high power line to become a ghost.... didn't turn out too well
-
Wanted to battle godzilla, but godzilla didn't noticed and stepped on ya :S
-
hitchhiked a ride on Rayquaza when it flew to outter space, didn't survive the trip (no air)
-
Tried to visit me. It was so cold on the mountains Firox' fire froze!
-
Caught in an avalanche!
-
punched to death by a Xbox
-
somehow got stuck in an elevator
-
Got stuck in a shredder
-
Decided to taste smoothie before it was ready straight out of the blender
-
Went down a water slide to a deep pool without water :S
-
Accidentally jumped in quicksand, there was nobody around to rescue them.
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Decided to run across a old rope bridge, was dared to jump up and down half way across . . . the bridge couldn't handle that
-
Sigh... You see, that's one of the reasons why I don't play truth or dare.
Was lying down in the sun for too long, causing them to turn into ash.
-
Got hunted down
-
Inhaled too much dust when he opened the archive at his office.
-
too much coffee
-
Ate something so sweet that their brain just couldn't handle it and imploded
-
pupils were too big for his brain to handle.
Head exploded
-
Was a little too irresponsible this New Years.
He died by falling down the stairs.
After getting his paw blown off by a rocket.
-
Was "accidentally" shot to the moon with a mega-sized cannon
-
Tried to jump a massive canyon didn't work, forgot to even jump XP
-
^Got snatched by a hungry Mandibuzz mere seconds after this picture was taken.
-
too much disappointment
-
Got a hit placed on them XP
-
Tried to light fireworks covered in glue, got launched up
-
Tried to karate kick a grizzly bear XP
-
Squeezed to death by fan girls.
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Attacked by a dragon, while already fighting a mammoth, a giant and a troll.
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Starred in a movie called Alien
-
IT WAS TERRIBLE...
died because...
his father...
told him...
he was...
HIS FATHER!
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Went on a vacation to Scotland. Because haggis.
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Died.
PS it was PS's.
PPS don't ask me why.
PPSS this is useless.
PPPSS I'm making it longer for no reason
PPPSSS Is this even legit?
PPPPSSS Ok perhaps they become to long.
PPPPSSSS Or not. Meh.
PPPPPSSSS Don't even bother to read further.
PPPPPSSSSS Stop it.
PPPPPPSSSSS Really, enough.
PPPPPPSSSSSS Can't you read?
PPPPPPPSSSSSS You're wasting time!
PPPPPPPSSSSSSS Ok, so am I.
PPPPPPPPSSSSSSS But still.
PPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS This is the last one, I swear.
PPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS No, this one. REALLY!
PPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSS Ok I suppose I'll tell you...
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Broken neck after falling down some stairs
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had a cut on one of his paws, died from an unknown infection
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Tried to sail the ocean in a cardboard box, didnt float very long :S
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Died of Equus quagga.
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Ran into a hungry predators who was pretty small but it turns out there was way more waiting to ambush :o
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Double dipped chicken at the wrong persons party
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Got into a fight with someone he shouldn't.
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Didn't hear that approaching train because was listening to loud earphones
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was shoved in front of fast moving truck
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Got lost in the desert
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Got locked in a industrial freezer :(
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somehow got trapped inside the same industrial freezer when the door slammed shut
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Climbed into the vent and tried to save us, but could only do so much. All passed awayz :'(
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tried to use the scarf on it's tail to warm up, wrapped it too tightly around it's neck it cut of air supply
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Accidently shape shifted into nothing
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tried to paint itself to look similar to me, but the paint was hazardous to fur
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Somehow got turned into dihydrogen monoxide.
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Got way too old.
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Headphone withdrawl... Not enough music
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(That really would kill me ;-;)
Lost his eyesight while driving. I don't know how, but he ended up crashing.
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Ripped Into Pieces.
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Ran really fast with eyes closed, something happened eventually as they didn't complete the trip
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Tried to use tail as a propeller
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Was told to fine the square root of negative one. Head exploded.
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Tried to karate chop a oncoming train in half, did not work so well
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That was only once... xD
Used all the evolutions stones at once
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Didn't bring a flamethrower when I did that, I turned into a giant monster and went after ya then exploded XD
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*Nishjin used Flamethrower!*
*It wasn't very effective...*
Got busted by the cops dealing rare candies, didn't get taken alive.
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Was given a nice pair of lightsaber nunchuks, made a little mistake when testing them out.
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Ooooooo, I wonder how that would work... That would be really fun ;3
Trainer lost the pokeball, you were still poisoned
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(http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/bruce_jedi01.jpg)Probably something like that XD
Decided to press the button that said not to press, claimed he didn't trust the system XP
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I know what I want to be when I grow up now...
Team Rocket sacrificed you to save Arceus' life force
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Test piloted a jetpack without being taught how to fly it
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got eaten by a fish it tried to catch
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Got his fur shaved off by a meanie and froze :'(
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Took one too many trips to Lavender Town...
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Rage a little too hard during a game and broke a pillar which supported the entire building he was in ,causing it to collapse on him
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got in the way of a falling power line
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Tried to swimwith a vaporeon during the winter but got really cold when they got out of water, couldn't find Firox in time :(
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Saw one too many ads on tv and exploded in anger
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Found a joke way too funny and ran out of air
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Pretended to be a rocket. It worked a bit too well, he blasted off into space. He died when he got hit by an asteroid 263 m in diameter.
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Decided to travel back in time, and was eaten by 3m wide millipedes which had gone extinct
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Tried to push a raptor over X3 it got a little angry
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Died in the Sealed Ruins whilst trying to get out of the future of darkness
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Tried to jump the shark
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Crushed exploring an ancient tomb. "Today ain't your day, pancakes!"
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Trusted a shady weapons dealer , everything just exploded instead of actually firing.
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Ate a normal rock thinking it was an evolution stone
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Got really stressed and just exploded
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got mysteriously hit by a water hydrant
(it did happen once in real life)
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Attacked by a group of Slavic men squatting around
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Was then attacked by a group of nordic men.
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Hooked up two giant speakers to their ears and blasted super loud music XP
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fell down an endless hole, died from no food or water
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Got lost in desert and overheated because of fluffy fur :(
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Now he got rekt by a Lumbricus terrestris.
Nobody knows why...
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Ate rotten vegetables :S
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Screamed so loudly a lamp shattered. A few pieces of glass landed right in het face...
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Was given a really difficult mathematical problem which they spent years trying to solve once they figure it out they just fell over dead
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ran around so much happy that it fell of the side of a cliff
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I landed on their head when I fell off teh cliff :o
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went fishing with me, got eaten by a larger fish
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Tried to slide down a steep hill but lost balance and rolled down D:
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jumped on my back when I tumbled down, crushed repeatedly by my weight and rocks, squished by other rocks tew
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After being knocked down by somebody who can stop time for a few seconds, was ran over by a reversing ambulance
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Wanted to jump a canyon on a tricycle, somehow over shot land and landed in the next canyon
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Got hit by lightning. Now you wish you evolved into a Jolteon before this happened, don't you?
Oh wait, you can't wish if you're dead...
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Got their paws stuck in the escalator
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Well, that escalated quickly...
Sharpened his nails on a chainsaw whilst it was turned on.
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Got snatched up by a drifloon D:
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2 shots through the back of the head
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Got hit by a ricocheting bullet, wound got infected.
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Accidentally signed a contract which meant giving up their soul
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Lost a battle with a Robot and wasn't able to seek help, died from wounds and the elements :(
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? went off with a bang
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Michen went off with a toot XP
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It was supposed to be a Minecraft death...
Got overrun by a haunted lawnmower, I guess a Rotom was wrecking havoc again...
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When straight down and found a cavern a large one, fell and died :o
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Stepped in a beartrap, unfortunately, you weren't tall enough and it hit you in the head
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Fell asleep while flying a helicopter, didn't die from the crash but rather from tripping a curb once they found safety after a long journey through the desert :(
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Death by chocolate.
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Got pushed by someone while standing next to a busy highway D:
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Ate some chicken from the sewer, died a few days after
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I offered to share some of the chicken with him and he accepted, died weeks later :(
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Fell into a giant jar filled with syrup. The stuff was very sticky, so it couldn't keep their breath for that long.
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Was the victim of a dangerous prank gone wrong . Tomb stones read " It's just a prank,bro " XP
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Had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
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Got mixed up for someone else :o
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The cookie was a lie.
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It was a Polypodium vulgare!
(seriously, nobody even checks what I'm talking about)
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Swallowed some Toxicodendron radicans
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Literally ate a truckload of strawberries, forgetting they was allergic to strawberries.
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Forgot how to sleep :o
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Went on a zipline by the neck
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Tried to split into two Ricks so he could practise against himself. Except the splitting didn't go all that well...
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Someone made them a cake but instead of water the baker somehow accidentally used gasoline D:
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Ice sheet it was resting on separated and fell into a flow of lava, couldn't get away in time
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Tail set on fire, ran into a gas canister
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Someone cursed him to be just like the music he was listening to. He wasn't aware of the curse, started listening to hard rock and ehh...
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Didnt lower the safety bar on a roller coaster, claimed they was too touge for that. . . The cart came back empty
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nommed some honey, and got attacked by an angry swarm of bees
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Got attack by a polar bear while trying to play with penguin :o
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got crushed by a giant hamburger, not sure how, it just happened XP
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Got hugged my Muk and couldn't breath also got poisoned D:
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drown in molasses
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Accidentally hit a giant raptor, just slipped but raptor didn't know and attacked :'(
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got eaten by a cookie monster D:
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fell asleep while hunting, forgot to go somewhere warm before big snow storm :(
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fell in an electric trap when farmer put up electric fence to protect the strawberries
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Tried to bake with a bad oven :S
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tried to lick the electric mixer XD
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Ate rotten tuna XP bleh!
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(thats tough, almost did happen to real me) :'(
got stung by a scorpion, while trying to convince it that The Scorpions where better XD
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Rolled around in soda with me but we got attacked by scawy insects :S
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ate too much chocolate and passed out from too much sugar rush
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Tried to fit in a hole to a building when I went through but they got stuck and couldn't get out :(
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hid inside a giant meatball, but it got eaten by a tiger
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Tried to ice paw skate and invited Firox but he warmed the air and accidentally melted teh ice :o
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*played with a spear somehow impaled itself
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Got hugged by Godzilla :o
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sneezed loud and caused an avalanche, didn't find you on time
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Pwayed with a slip n slide but forgot the water D:
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*must be getting me confused with Firox again, it can't stand water, I isn't too afraid of water, just scawed of nibbling fish* don't let any other fur know that, okeyz?
got caught by a hungry Ariados
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* hehe there wasn't any water I said * XP * okayz, I'll twy nu tell * :3
Went fishing and they got caught instead X3
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*hidez behind Vee*
*nuu let the other furz know that Jyo is afraid of live fish* XP
played with a poison-barb
(Pokemon held item)
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Ran into a mega fish XD
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D: nuu that
got squished by a Groudon
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Pwayed in a landfill with meh, but we got sick :(
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had a heart attack when it found out that all the strawberries in the world where dead (extinct)
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Got captured by a Palossand :o
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Relaxed in the wrong spot and fell into a sink hole :(
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a mad scientist (probably from Team Rocket) wanted to know how a Vee looked like from the inside.... well it wasn't pretty
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Just got squished by a giant paw D:
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*something not mean to violent*
died in it's sleep
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Got hugged tew deathz
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Threw a penny in the fountain and wished for cookies!
Something went wrong and ? got turned into a cookie instead...
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Got kicked off of a boat in the middle of the ocean, tried to hitchhike their way to land but no boat ever came and a storm was brewing :S
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eaten by a giant eel! swallowed whole and starved! :(
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Took a nap on a conveyor belt . . . it didn't lead to a very pleasant place :o
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lost in the dessert, saw a mirage of strawberry and cookies and strawberry iced tea, but when it tried to pounce fell in quicksand, head first
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Someone really wanted their fur D:
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Sad to hear it
passed away from some unknown ilness from an insect bite
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Went down a very unsafe slide and flew out :(
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was an innocent victim of a drunk driver :( :(
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A meanie pushed yew into a fast river that lead to a waterfall :(
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Drowned in boiling hot cola
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was buried alive by a mad doctor
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Turned into actual snow and melted :o
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was crushed and burned by a large pot of boiling water
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Was order to entertain a evil king, tried your best but the king wasn't impressed, he ordered execution because of it :'(
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cut it's paw by accident when preparing and cutting meat, but didn't get aid on time, passed away from the cut
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Fell from the top of worlds biggest cat tree D:
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dang it Vee, you just beat me too it!
fell out of the cat tree while chewing a tail itch...
Vee looked over the edge to see what happened to Jyotis and got vertigo, fell off the same cat tree
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Sowwey xP
We all fell on top of his head when he was standing under tree x_x
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:'( *hides eyes with paws* :$
heyz, that ached and was embawassing for a feline
fell into a thick patch of poison ivy plant, died from too much itchiness
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Got too embarrassed and fainted but nu body woke themz and they were in teh hot sun D:
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slept in the middle of the road, didn't see any cars, but still got hit by one when it was dark, and slept near a blind curve
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Tried to go swimming in swamp, but ran into a hungry alligator :o
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went skydiving with me, but out of bad luck both parachuts didn't open - passed away cuddling me very tightly
:3 :'( :'(
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Made someone so angry they snapped his neck and busted his skull.
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Was told by someone she should be so sheepish, she then died because it was such a terrible pun.
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They were so N.O.R.M.A.L. it killed them.
(Nefariously Overdone Rediculously Monstrously Awfully Lethal)
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A random piano fell from the sky and landed on them o.O
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someone threw an orange stone at ya thinking it was a fire stone, but it was just a regular rock and died from the hard hit in the back of your neck
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Wanted to get ice cream but the machine got stuck and filled the entire room, they drowned in itz :S but it was probably good before that happened :P
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got horribly mangled when he crossed the railroad crossing while the barriers were closed
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part of the suit got caught on the elevator
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Tried to use a rope and paws as a zip line but they got friction burn and let down falling from very high :(
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tried to tight-rope walk across two tall buildings, but lost balance from a sudden wind gust, fell down on the concrete below
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Got attacked by ants after rolling in desserts with me :(
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XD hope they weren't fire ants :'(
died of too much laughter, it forgot to breath
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Was sledding on a mountain was very fun until the sled went too far and started to go down the rocky and steeper parts of the mountain D:
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chocked on a steak, no one around to provide aid
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Lost his tail and got too sad :(
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:'( (awww... made my cry) :(
tried stretching but somehow broke it's neck doing so
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Played with fired but forgot from watching Firox that fire still hurts himz :S
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Firox makes it look fun...
played hide and seek with me, but got lost in the cave
won the game but lost it's life
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He sure does :3
XD Made a pizza and actually did put too much cheese, as soon as they opened the oven it pour out and they got buried in the hot cheese, got burned and couldn't breath :(
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XD
got eaten by a Venus Flytrap
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Tried to fight a pizza dinosaur but after taking a bite out of it, you tried to eat all of it, but there was just too much as it recreated it self
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running with eyes closed, and got in the way of two battling fighting types, got crushed in an instant
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Dropped some butter while buttering some bread and slip into the boiling pot of water :'( :'(
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tried to play the drums, but got crushed by one
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Got sucked into a computer :o
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tried to drink from a cup and drowned when it couldn't get back out
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Was playing with a cat toy that turned out to be a dynamite stick...
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^_^ can't resist cat toys right now
played with a light grey colored yarn ball, went under a bush, chased after it - other side of the bush was a deep drop, didn't make it
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Ate chocolate. Never eat chocolate as feral real-existing animal, it's literally poison in that case.
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Scarf got caught in a subway train door :S
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Had something to do with some illegal pokeyman trade
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Had a head on duel between trains, no body won
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food poisoning.
I wonder how it happened
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Forgot that they left a full gas canister next to their campfire while sitting around it
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Jumped happily on a landmine ^_^
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Got hit by the shrapnel x_x
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was caught in the middle of a explosion,
set off by terrorist :'(
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Fell into Piranha infested waters D:
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D: eeps! *hides behind Vee, holding tail protectively - that's a terrible nightmare*
visited northern Canada in the winter time, and got lost in the forest - was found frozen
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Visited a volcano and it erupted :o
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followed the strawberry plate, but it was a trap
was never seen or heard from again
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Didn't see a snake in the tall grass and accidentally stepped on it, he got bit and it was a really deadly snake :(
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Random local black hole.
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Got hit by space debris while in orbit x_x
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Was just crossing the railway when they got hit by this... thing.
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/1/10/Armored_Train.png/revision/latest?cb=20101129054721)
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Drank a lot of salt water by accident x_x
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Not sure how
Fell from an airplane
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Cuddled the helicopter pilot while he was flying making it crash :o
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Sank with the ship it was travelling
Couldn't find a water stone in time
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Tried to use evolution stones but something else happened that wasnt expected XP
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got into a battle with another Vee, didn't win
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Ran into Firox while he was baking a cake and got burned up, Firox didn't have time to react :'(
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:'( :'(
went scuba diving, but got swallowed by a whale, ran out of air in the tank, was never seen or heard from again
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Got hit by a bunch of RC airplanes x_x
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as it was jumping happily, someone got hit by a drone
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Ran into a bunch of eeveelutions and tried to make friends but turned out they were all killer robots made to look like the eeveelutions! D:
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spotted another snow leopard, not me or Michen, tried to be friendly with it, was eaten in two bites :'( :'(
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Ran into a giant army of evil eevees, they swarmed you with lots of attacks x_x
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X3 eeee such a cute way to go :3
tried to put on the skull of another leopard, but it was still alive
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Ate some thing that wasn't meant to eaten x_x
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grabbed onto a hot-air balloon and floated away froze up in the cold air
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Tried to swim with the fishes to get over fear but they were in a the arctic and froze :'(
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:'( *hides behind Vee, covers eyes with paws* :'(
got trapped in a burning market, all exits on purposed closed, was burnt beyond recognition with no possible way of escaping
( :'( :'( makes tear up, as it actually happened, at Mercado Ycuá Bolaños (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFdtleFJ2c&t=545s), in Asuncion, Paraguay, vids in Spanish)
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Feel asleep and forgot how to wake up :S
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died of embarrassment when evil mad doctor shaved off the fur just to see what Vee looked like
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Tried to stop the mad doctor from hurting furs but got laser beamed by it x_x
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Found out you can't walk on the ceiling after one too many falls.
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Turned off reality and couldn't turn it back on. XP
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Just realised he bought a one-way ticket to Venus.
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Boarded a bus that had a blank destination sign, the bus went nowhere and left existence o.O
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Went into a great disco party but got fried by weird thunder coming from the ceiling.
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Got attacked by one of these guys, couldn't fend off X3
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKA9_pzkfUDS3lWRGiod8DMjqfBAMQDV5DyyBam7rCDSDX0kqKJQ)
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animated armour, all you need to know.
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Got poked by a umbrella, turned out it was Bulgarian umbrella died days later x_x
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passive agression. Don't ask.
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Drowned in the floods
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he went boom.
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Went sizzle :S
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Got deep fried
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Got assassinated by a spoon during a revolt x_x
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Got changed into minced meat
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Invaded by tribal pygmies! Speared and impaled!!
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Tried to do martial arts during a hostage-situation.
The hostagetakers had one hostage less to take care off
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Tried to throw a molotov cocktail at a tank but tripped
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Fainted when they saw a video of a dancing baked chicken
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Offended a powerful king when they simply picked up the wrong spoon during a dinner meeting, king got really angry and ordered execution X3 x_x
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spend the night at a haunted house, was never seen again
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Went to a restaurant that was so bad, first bite instantly killed them x_x
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somehow, drown in molasses when a tank storing them exploded, also caused many other furs to die or get very injured
(did actually happen in Boston (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood))
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Got lost in time when they played with a time machine :o it wasn't a good time
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XD that pun made me laugh XD
died when the largest plush ever created fell on his head
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Died from smiling to widely XP
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^Got a little bit too excited and accidentally jumped off a cliff.
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A very massive fish was lurking in those waters :o
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Got eaten by a crane. ...No, a crane where water comes out. I don't get it either.
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Got shot.
Simple and quick
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He wondered what he tasted like and ate himself.
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Made a robot version of self with sentient artificial intelligence then tried to deactivate it days later causing it to go mad and decide to make out its creator and take their spot. Nobody found out what happened for quite a while. o.O
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fell from the stands at a football game, landed on it's neck
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Got hit in the head by a fast moving baseball :(
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fell in an industrial meat grinder
not sure how it sneaked in the first place
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Napped in a bear's den and played with the cubs but mother bear wasn't too happy when it returned D:
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crushed inside a Russian accordion
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Played in around and decided to nap in a comfty looking rectangle hole in the soil but it turns out it was a grave, they got buried alive x_x
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found what it thought was a large tank of warm milk, it turned out to be melted marshmallows, got stuck underneath couldn't reach the top, and it burned a lot too
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Went down a unfinshed slide x_x
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tried to swim up a waterfall
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Died from music :? XD somehow, maybe cursed song
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Ate too many lemon cookies :p
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died from too much celebrating
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Got booped on teh nose too many time X3
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Tried to beat him at role playing but I was too bad that gave him a stroke :p
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passed away from being tickled too much
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Died of looking too much time his profile picture.. Too much cuteness kills >_<
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Giant confused you for a blueberry and ates ya XP x_x
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Ash captures you in a pokeball and looses it :p (forever)
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Wanted to be red and used the closes source D: blood
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Someone poisoned every strawberry in the world and due to your undeniable love for strawberries you couldn't resist and got poisoned :p
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Went 2 fast but 4 got how to slow down X3
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eee, Vortex, that would affect me to, I wuvs those bewwies too
died when someone painted your fur red, but used toxic paint
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Smitten for repeating the same death by the gods
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Turned the odd looking gravity switch on the other side of the room x_x
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Got killed for not making any SANS!
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/video-game-championship-wrestling/images/6/67/Sans_Real.png/revision/latest?cb=20160113201916)
That was a terrible joke...
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Diedbecauseof that joke XD
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(I didn't get it) XD
died when too many furs cuddled ya for cuteness
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Got abducted by evil Aliens D:
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got sacrificed to another fur
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Ate a super chili and exploded x_x
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sneaked inside an airplane's bag, froze on the trip
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Slipped on ice and slid down a big hill, hitting head on a stop sigh :'( :'(
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:'( poor Jyo
fell in boiling water waiting for tea to be ready
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Tripped and fell on a running chainsaw
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Went through a time machine but it didn't halt user from aging, went one thousand years in the future x_x
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hitchhiked on the same time machine
will miss both
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Scawy spider attack D:
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died when it was covered in flour
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Got baked into a massive pie x_x
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While he was trying to grab the cookies and the strawberries he tripped and fell and hit his head >_< :(
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Whilst running to help the eevee his scarf caught on a branch and choked him D:
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fell from a waterfall thinking it was safe inside a barrel
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Survived one too many Friday the 13ths without accidents, lost his sanity because of this.
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Took off their scarf turns out that was holding them all together o.O XP
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Ash tried to put him in a real Pokeball which ended not fine
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pluged the thingy into the whatchamacallit and everything exploded
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ash gave him a superbonbon to evolve but that fails badly
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Head exploded somehow when it ate too much ice cream
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Someone took all their food and they starved :( x_x
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Chocked on a cookie
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because he was on the 24th floor of a house and wanted to prove that the window is stable enough to hold a running human, the window was indeed strong enough but not the frame
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(i remember hearing about that one)
Was one of tge victims when the molasses tank exploded
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laughed himself to death
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Died because of the lack of nationalism
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died because he fount out what he said above
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Got pushed into a shredder.
Such a sad ending
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falls with me in the shredder when he tried to kill me - well thats sad now
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Died of Ebola, guess it can indeed go to Europe
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before i died on ebola ive viseted you because of the beligian fries and infected you
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Got hit by a street cleaner x_x
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grilled by a Pikachu
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Ate a green potato
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was crushed by an onyx and poisened by an smogmog
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Instead of deep frying fries you got deep fried
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mhhm that makes me more tasty then now
but you will die because you hav not made some fries for me xd
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Died for too many fries
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died because as i have not gotten any fries i ate him
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Ate poisoned eevee XP and got poisoned them self
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died because he told me to late that he was poisened
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Tried to rob a restaurant for all the fries but got shot x_x
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thats a a common end for a fox like me....
okay and you will die becouse in the restaurant ill took you as shield but you were not enough
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Slipped on grease and fell into a deep fryer :o
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you wanted to make me a potatoe frie huh? well when i slipped i had you in my hand so that means we both get fried xd tasty
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ate too much bacon died from clogged arteries
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died because i gave a tipp to a chinese fur collector where he can find a white Leopard ;)
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Got hit by cargo ship while walking down the street near the coast o.O
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get squished by a human girl who loves animals so much that she treat them accidently bad
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Tried to jump over the electric fence
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peed on an electric fence
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Got into a collection of rare incurable diseases
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got eaten by a huge Bird
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Died from sadness when they got burnt fries :(
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thats mean
died because Jyotis slapped and cuddled you to death
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Tripped on air :o
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you will be digitized into a video game where a dumb player loses all your lifes so you will die 5 times in a row before you are gone
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The bees!!! D:
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well i hate them so you will be die by killer ants
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Rolled in wet cement :S
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sending yopu in a paralell Dimension where the earth is short before its explosion and you will get a seat in the first place
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someone put superglue in a mask you was going to wear and covered nose, mouth, and eyes so you couldn't breath
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someone will bring you in a kindergarden where 20 children tikkeling you to death
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Got attacked by a zombie :o
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that's not too bad Feux, I might enjoy it
slapped so hard it's head came off
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Ran into a super crab, got sliced in to D:
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:'( *again, holds my tail protectively, letting out a tear* :'(
fell into a frozen pond
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* I sowweys, has to for thread * :(
Went to a aquarium and all the glass broke x_x
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:'( *runs out of aquarium, holding tail protectively* :'(
*ya sure are making Jyo be more terrified and traumatized of seafood and sea species all the time*
XD XD XD and also XP
died when the tire exploded from a burning car and crushed your head
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* didn't means to * X3
Fell into a barrel of sulfuric acid D:
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XD nu worriez, it's fun to mention it when having fun
then I can XP to ya
chased down a snoleo cub wanting to play, got eaten by the protective mother
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Got used as bait x_x
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:'( *hides again* XP
fell from an amusement ride park it sneaked into
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Fell into a pond and was okay, but jump out and ran off, accidentally running off a cliff into ocean D:
* give ya blanket to hide in * X3
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XP thanks for the blankey, will need it XP
ran after me trying to warn me of the edge didn't work, somehow a rock came loose and threw ya down too
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Used the wrong kind of seasoning and angered a powerful king :o
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was confused for a resting rock, so a powerful bear sat on you
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Was eating live octopus and choked D:
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the cookie on his plate was poisened
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Stadtbahn got to him
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Straßenbahn rolled over him!
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Stood on a active runway for airliners
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tries to steal copper cables from an elevater so i breaks into an building with a flex stand on the top of the elevater and ripped off all cables when he forgot that the cabine could fall down
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Tried to karate kick every living thing on the planet but things didn't work out X3
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tried to beat chuck norris xd
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Got hit by my fast flying body when I got punched by chuck norris XD
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died because he wanted to test how long he can stand without breathing
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Died from swimming in salt :o
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died from testing new drugs
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Died from deadly spider in food x_x
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died from dealdy scorpion in food xd
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Fry withdrawal D:
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died because it was at the time fot it
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Died from a random rock from space x_x
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died because the rock was as huge as the earth
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Attempted swimming through quicksand
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was with me when i went over the quicksand
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Strapped rockets to car and tried to jump over a ocean X3 didn't go as far as they hopped
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did not realized that i pull a rope on his leg when i do the ocean thing
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Tried to wear a bee hive
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wanted to see iv the hive has killed me and got self killed by the hive
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Tried to tap dance across thin ice
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laufhed to death if he saw how i fall into the water
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Kicked a broken gas pump and it exploded
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the explosion was so huge that you died with me
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Was brought back and died again from same explosion :o
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the second explosion let the whole earth shivering and on the spot where you standing the floor will crack and you will fall in such a deep hole that you will die
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Said the magic words that triggered self to vanish into nothingness :o
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Got petrified by a Medusa tree. Guess it wasn't a normal tree after all.
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thought nitro is drinkable
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Didn't let the hot soup cool down and chugged it x_x
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Forgot how to breathe :p
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does the same
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Joined the party as well of forgetting how to breath XP
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Got crushed by a weight of 1000 kg for not being original.
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got eaten alive by a snake
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Ate moldy bread. Bleh!
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you think im this stupid?
okay you ve eaten man eating bugs
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I don't, just saying it as a death. not personal XP
Tried to overthrow a king, got captured
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was to slow
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Burned up from too much speed due to drag x_x
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was in my flame when i burned up
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went mad when they stopped making his favorite food
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so i switched to little evees and ate you xd seems fair enough
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Ended up eating a metal eevee statue at one point and choked XD
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found the reght one and ate that
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Ran out of eevees and tried to move on to eeveelutions but got burned and shocked by a Jolteon and Flareon x_x
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well you dant die because you are allready dead becouse as you said eevees are all gone xd
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Got way too full and exploded XP
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died because of a poisened pizza diavolo
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it wanted to know what batteries tasted like
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he wont belive me that i can use batteries to stay alive and wanted to eat them by himself to prove me wrong
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Accidentally ended the universe with a wish o.O XD
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met the wishmaster and do a wrong wish
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Went swimming in the ocean but didn't get the memo of tsunami incoming x_x
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was on the same day at a boat in the ocean
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Offended a massive giant and got hit by a tree x_x
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licked on a hot solder iron
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Gave a solder iron to a kitten and years later got attack by a army of cats wielding iron solders as they produce their own after the kitten brought it back XD
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ash finaly awakes and throw all his pokeballs on you
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A snorlax fell on them :o
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a sumo ringer falls on you
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Tried to give the sun a high five
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fall from the shelf into a bender
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Took a nap on a busy highway x_x
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killed by an angel version of fuexline because of that
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Gained too much power!! D:
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eaten by zombies
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Oh no, look out!! Vampires x_X
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oh noo watch out killer ants
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Built a moon base but accidentally turned off the oxygen
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died because he tried to steal my wholy oxygen and blow himself up till he explodes
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Did a amazing motorcycle trick but landed upside down
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and now guess who was under me when my trick failed
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Went fishing in a lake filled with massive serpents, got eaten
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was my fishing bait and died with me
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Tried to not sleep for a year and body couldn't handle XP
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was packed into an pokeball and forgotten
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Angered a plumber and got hit by monkey wrench x_x
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made the same mistake then i
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Wished for dump trucks loads of money but got buried and couldn't escape :o
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ate a poisoned sausage which i gave him xd
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Mask suffocated him.
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tried to clone himself but that failed badly
-
Got struck by a lightning bolt :p
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Crushed by a freak falling piano.
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Started dancing on a minefield.
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Went sand surfing into quick sand
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because he loves quick sand so much that he always kills people with it he falls himself into it
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Lost a pillow fight. (FYI: filling the pillows with lead feathers was a bad idea.)
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died on an overdose strawberry juice
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tried to put on a snoleo suit in the middle of the dessert
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tried to do paragliding without the necessary stuff
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Died from magic spell that was meant to heal
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was in the way of the spell
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Their cyborg side got deactivated x_x
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indeed that hurts
my cyborg side turns on again and killing you
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put on a belt, tied it too tight and cut off circulation
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Got squished while playing with a bigger fur D:
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thought sleeping in a subway tunnel would be a good idea
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tried on over 60 collars at once, but it chocked him when it couldn't take them off quickly
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Stared to grow but his collarz didnt grow with him :o
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D:
ate too much chicken, with bone included, too quickly and chocked on a large bone :'(
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Had a heart attack from a giant poster with a fish on it :o x_x
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at a lemonade factory, jumped inside a large glass jar which filled with lemonade, drank it quickly, sadly when the lid came on, blocked the air, so you couldn't breath or escape
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Wanted to pretend to be a panther so they painted their fur black but when they was walking late a night a driver couldn't see them, nu street lights on that road and didn't use headlights . Got hit :(
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was dizzy from having too many pictures taken, fell down the stairs breaking it's neck
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Tried to catch a falling star. It landed right on his head, so I guess he sort of did it...
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Created their own space craft but it wasn't quite ready for dealing with reentry and burned up x_x
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stuffed too many mango pieces in its maw died when an Infernape fought ya said you took him from his bowl
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Ate rubber fruit x_x
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drank something white thinking it was warm milk, the container was not labeled, didn't help that it was in a factory that makes vehicle tires
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Played in the area where the tires were made and put inside one x_x
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:'( that will sting X3
got to close to a bright light it saw, thinking it was a camera, instead was the headlights of fast moving bus
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Rode a belt at quarry it didn't lead any where good, got crushes with the rocks :'(
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was riding as a passenger on a motorcycle, when it got hit by a driver that ran the red light, none on motorcycle survived
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Played tag and tried to run across street without looking :'(
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gave a drink of what it thought was Strawberry tea, turned out to be ghost pepper sauce
died of short while later
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Ran into a mean jolteon and got shocked x_x
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got a ride on an eagle, but a hunter shot the eagle, and fell to it's death along with the eagle
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Exploding laser pointers x_x
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another larger fur mistook it for a meatloaf
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Ate a bad piece of chicken @.@
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:'( I know that, happen to me twice :'(
was bitten by a poisonous snake
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Tried to help me fight the snake off but was bitten to :'(
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:'( sad way to go :(
overdozed on chocolate
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Someone stole the strawberries and they went looking, but looked in the wrong spots and fell into a mine :(
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was caught by the grim reaper, passed away instantly
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Played with a shark and became friends, until a killer squid came along :3 x_x
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X3 that makes it worst :3
his planed went down in Antarctica, frozed when it couldn't find a warm place to nap
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Went to the Sahara instead and overheated from thick fluffy fur x_x
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:'(
fell asleep on top of a large pizza, baker thought it was a large pepperoni and just the pizza in the oven
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Played in a bin but a dump truck came and they got crushed :(
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while vacationing in Australia, got paw nipped by a turtle and ran in the water hoping to shake turtle off, but the water was infesting by jellyfish
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Got blown away by a giant fan x_x
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wondered what fugu tasted like, and nibbled one while it was still alive
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Tried to play football but wasn't big enough and got squished x_x
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got into a battle with a lobster, cook decided to just throw both into the boiling hot water
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Got stranded in a empty sub :(
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Got in a fight with a dragon.
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Extreme sleep deprivation x_x
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Got stabbed by a hot metal rod
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Walked onto a pit spike trap
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Extreme dank memes
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Overloaded reality and caused it to implode :o
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somehow got sucked into a black hole
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Got lifted up by a bunch of balloons :( didn't end good
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got covered in too much dust
inhaling some of them
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Tried to battle a hawk
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used meats to cover the dessert smell, but was found by a brown bear
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fell into washing machine x_x
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fur got soaked after somefur spilled water on ya
then put ya in the dryer, didn't survive the drying
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A big sinkhole formed under them :(
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Wanted to swim. Like a brick.
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He hung in the sky like bricks don't!
...which means he fell even faster! X3
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Added poison ivy to their vegetable smoothie x_x
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His life became so much of a question mark he couldn't handle.
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was hit by a random camera at high speed
some fur accidentally dropped it from a high rise, near the top floor
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Played around a bulldozer :(
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^Someone switched off the power as the game was saving, causing the data to become corrupt.
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A whirlpool formed in that lake when someone pulled the drain, got sucked in :(
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water mane broke when it was walking above it
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Was in a flimsy boat during storm x_x
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was crushed by fans when the support gave way
(that happened in Guatemala)
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Trapped in a crepe, had foodz but nu water x_x
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slept on top of a car, fell off when it drove away, what made it die was that it rolled under another fast moving
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All their fur fell off before the winter storm :'( :'(
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X3 that's a bad nightmare
pretend to be nachos for halloween so covered itself in cheese, but fell asleep and was slowly nibbled by all the mice furs
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Got stuck in a gluey pipe :o
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died of loneliness when all the furs it liked, and all alive suddenly disappeared
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Got lost in space somehow :o :S
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tried to swim in lava just like Firox can
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Got sucked into the Donkey Kong game but wasn't tall enough to jump over the barrels XP x_x
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got nipped and eaten by the ghosts in PacMan
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I came backz as a pacman ghost and tried tew gives ya hug but yew died from it :'( :'( nuu!
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X3
somehow, got trampled by Mario XD
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Got eaten by a yoshi and got thrown XP x_x
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Ate too many skittles
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Got fur caught in a electric mixer :o
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One too many jumps.
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Forgot how to snow leopard
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got stomped on by Bubsy XD
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Tried to hug a spiky koopa X3
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X3 x_x
ate one of Conker's chocolate, it hit with a frying pan XD
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Eaten by a cheep cheep XP x_x
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X3 XD XD
attacked by Kyubey :'(
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Got squashed by titan :(
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*I is trying to remember other video games or animes I watch for ideas*
got trampled by StarFox
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Got ran into at high speeds by a rather fast blue hedgehog. . . I wonder XP x_x
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:? wonders the same x_x
got hit at close range by a very strong Aura Sphere
sowwy, will miss ya x_x :'(
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Was playing at the beach in the sand with me, but went over to sandcastle and it turned out to be a palossand D:
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:'( x_x
took me to swim with Firox, but both of us died quickly in lava
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Got turned into a fish was scared of self :o D:
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was hit by a rock, which someone shot from a slingshot
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Want to visit a vappy's house but it was under water and they forgot they could breath under water for long x_x vappy didn't konwz either
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:'( x_x
stepped on Jolty's spiky tail, was shocked, didn't survive x_x
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Was lifted by Espy having lots of fun going high up and pretending to fly until a playful Zorua suddenly jumped onto Espy's head not knowing that it was lifting ya , distracting it :'( didntz have time to catch
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XP thats bad
tried to sneak out in the dark, fell down the stairs since it couldn't see them
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Was napping on those stairs and I fell on them x_x
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x_x
playing video games on the 19th floor, got angry at one scene threw control at the screen, it bounced back and hit ya in the head, making ya fall out the window
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Tried to catch me but I was falling tew fast and was too heavy for ya x_x
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ate too much jalapeno poppers
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Ice cream avalanche!!! D:
-
had an accident with the can opener, some how got caught in the neck fur
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Had a accident with a mircowave and breathed in lotz of smoke :( x_x
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don't ask how, fell inside the oven when it tried to take out the cookies, no one would be home for hours
:'( will miss ya, and the cookies :'(
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Was trying to get strawberries out of the fridge up until someone closed it,was in the same house where I fell in oven and they wouldn't be back for while :(
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:'( horrible way to go :'(
partied too much your head exploded from too much loud music
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Went mad from sensory deprivation :o :(
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tried to reenact a scene from it's favorite movie, didn't go right, died from getting hurt
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Wanted to the part of a circus show so tried to shot self out of cannon, but died before they even got out of barrel :'( :'(
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napped on top of pan, someone without looking poured in dry ice and water in the same pan - sad to say you froze instantly
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Had the opposite happen, they used molten metal instead D:
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:'( ouch, that hurts more
got crushed by a fallen pizza X3
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Strawberry flood, died happy XD :3
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Made an illegal contract with a chain and was dragged down into the abyss.
Cookie if you get that reference.
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Wore his scarf too tight
-
ASGORE.
all you need to know.
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Tried to basejump but the building wasn't quite high enough to deploy chute but was high enough to be lethal x_x
-
got caught in an electric fence
-
AIDS got him
-
Tried to use packs of paper as armor against a large bullet x_x
-
got squished by spider-man :'(
-
Laser beamed by superman :(
-
was on the wrong place and wrong time of Captain America's shield
-
Turns out his tail was a snake.
-
the invisible chair turned out to be made of acid
-
Tried the go down a hill in a box but it flipped half way down :(
-
Jumped over a fence only to find there was nothing behind it. Literally nothing.
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Crashed into a log! XP
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-14-2015/PBv5OR.gif)
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tried to nibble on some lamb, while the lamb was still alive
-
Stood in front of a bunch of running bulls D: :(
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drank 30 pounds of sugar without taking a rest
-
When snowboarding but forgot to stop and got too much speed x_x
-
hitchhiked on my fur when I was snowboarding
-
Fairy used the wrong spell x_x
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kept nomming all the food from all furs, it angered a puma, nothing good happened
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Got hugged way too hard x_x and popped
-
was hugged by different furs, each pulling in different directions, until you lost all limbs then life
-
Some one took their nose, and it actually came off x_x
-
was dissected in a classroom
-
Was hunted down by hunters :'(
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was part of the hunters, got hit by friendly fire
-
Tried to jump over a gap but wasn't big enough :'( long fall
-
went bungee jumping, the cord broke
-
Mad scientist shrunk them down so small that they turned into a black hole o.O :o
-
was with me when underground exploded due to a gas pipe burst
-
Fell asleep behind the controls of a large space ship, crashed into a planet :o x_x
-
was given the wrong soda and it's stomach exploded
-
Someone sucked them into a vacuum cleaner x_x
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i iz dead
Pumped air in its tummy floated away
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Held onto my tail and floated away with me :3 x_x
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Died happily in bed hugging Rasha and myself
-
Died cozy hugging as well with Rasha and me
-
awww so nice and caring
(almost teared me up)
Died of some reason i don't know
-
aww :3 * wipes ya eyes and hugs*
Forgot about the cake in oven
-
Went fishing and tried to catch a salmon. Instead you got caught by a shark.
-
Got attack by all the worlds fleas x_x
-
Passes away when a kiln exploded
-
Someone sucked so much they became a miniature black hole, Jyotis got sucked into it as well.
-
a large boulder came loose from a nearby hill, crushed ya while you was resting below
-
Stared at the sun too long x_x
-
The strawberry was a lie. A poisonous lie.
-
Turned invisible a everything ran into them without knowing x_x
-
was stoned alive in another country
(as in the small stone rocks - being thrown by others)
-
Slept in a cave that was about to be blown up :(
-
fell in front of three footballs tackling - it said it wanted to play with the ball - was crushed instantly
-
Poked to death x_x XP
-
was flopped on and got crushed from the large size fur
-
Slept over a bamboo stick and it grew into them D:
-
Killed by a nerd saying: "Who do you calculate you are?"
(Cookie for the reference)
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(I've seen something like that before at the Yogscast Crown Conquest a few years ago!)
Was a pawn on a living chess board, until they got crushed by the opponent's bishop.
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(no)
The flop caused the whole world to end.
-
(Actually, yes I did. Who do you voodoo you do?)
Was told so many bad puns he exploded from anger.
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Got turned into a potato and was made into a chip x_x
-
Sliced by a Memory Disc. They seem to double as deadly frisbees.
-
While time was frozen, was beaten up bad
-
Got hit by a staff x_x
-
a thick chunk of ice fell from the side of a building, falling at high speed onto your back of your neck
-
Ice started to melt and they fell into the ocean and a wave took them away :'(
-
fell into an ice cream churn, said it wanted to taste it
-
Hit by a super fast water jet x_x :(
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got caught in a large cookie mixer at a cookie factory, said it wanted to taste the dough
-
Tried to copy and flying squirrel but couldn't actually fly and just fell x_x
-
tried to play with an alligator snapping turtle
-
someone put lots of sand in their tea x_x eww
-
o.O
drown in a pool of milk
-
Got eaten by a flying spaghetti monster XP x_x
-
got trapped in a snow blowing machine
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Got buried in snow x_x fur wasn't enough
-
tried to find me, but got lost in the snow tew
-
Got frozen by a glaceon x_x
-
The plane they traveled in ran out of fuel.
It stopped moving, then fell out of the sky like in cartoons.
-
Was beaten up by a piece of broccoli.
-
Got hit by a rock from space x_x
-
Attempted to eat said rock before it cooled
-
Someone left a manhole open and they went to go inspect it but it was a trap someone left grease around the hole as well and they fell in :o x_x
-
tried to outrun a speeding train
-
Tried to out fly an airplane x_x didn't get very far
-
tried to outswim a shark
-
Tried to battle a leopard shark :(
-
x_x
tried to lick the bottom of a bottle of soda, got head stuck inside and couldn't breath anymore
-
Was playing in the sand but stepped on a hidden sand shake and got bit :'(
-
missed it's flight and tried to run on the tarmac to try and catch it, but was ran over by another plane
-
Was behind a jet engine and got blasted into the air when it turned on :'(
-
decided to try on a sweater, in the middle of the desert and overheated
-
Someone put Nair all over them in the middle of a blizzard :'(
-
got a scratch, didn't pay attention to it
passed away later from an unknown infection
-
Got a poisoned tuna fillet from a mean fur :(
-
got sneaked attacked by a rabid raccoon
-
Got lost in a very fluffy furs fur :o
-
(Firox would be a good example, that tail has too much fur, same with mane, nuu let him know that) X3 XD XD
got eaten by the Great Pumpkin
-
( hehe okayz, will keepz secret ) XP
Tried to ride a soap box car down mount Everest x_x
-
it's submarine broke down at the bottom of the Mariana Trench (deepest part of the ocean), ran out of food, sadly starved at the bottom of the ocean
-
Went down a very unsafe water slide, didn't make it to the pool :'(
-
stepped on a thumbtack that didn't make you die, falling down the stairs did when you tried to find someone to help remove it
-
Thought a snake was a furs tail and pounced on it x_x
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X3 so true for me X3
tried to cuddle another snoleo it saw, wasn't me nor Michen, was quickly eaten
-
Did similar saw an eevee an thought it was me but it was actually a ditto who turned into a way more lethal pokemon after XP x_x
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x_x
got ambushed by lots of squirrels
-
Tried to help me but they sent in flying squirrels x_x
-
got stuck in a beehive, couldn't get out, attacked from inside
-
Got bit by a funnel web spider after sticking paw in a hole :(
-
:'( that would hurt before passing away :'(
ate what it tought was candy, turned out be plastic molds used for food display - chocked
-
sowweyz :(
Ate the hottest pepper in the universe and exploded x_x
-
X3 reaper peppers X3
played the loudest song in existence, very loud, all around exploded, even ya
-
Got a light bulb that was so bright everything around got incinerated x_x
-
Thrown into a woodchipper
-
Thrown out of a space shuttle during re-entry x_x
-
Boarded a space shuttle in 1986
-
Got shot in a trench on November 10th 1918 x_x
-
Went to work in a skyscraper in NYC in september 2001
elevator maincable and brakes snapped
-
Got lost in time x_x
-
drank too much warm milk
-
Was a snow leopard, got shot for fur
-
died in a fire it couldn't escape from, all exist blocked by panicking furs
-
Was in one of the Boeings 747 in Tenerife during the 70s
-
Almost got hit by a train but got out the way in time, but right then it derailed and fell their way x_x
-
passed away from falling in a large industrial mixer that makes ice cream
-
Got bit by a bunch of fishes all at once x_x :(
-
:'( x_x
fell on a sharp rock, neck first
-
Got hit by a ship that went onto land :'(
-
was the passenger of a car that fell over from a ferry, couldn't get out in time, drowned
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Was caught by aliens :o
-
pulled under water by a giant squid
-
Pulled into space by a space squid :o
-
x_x
grabbed onto me, wanting to save me, but died in the atmosphere
-
Some how got over brushed x_x
-
got caught cheating in a test, and tried to fly away from teh roof of the building, instead fell done head first on the concrete floor
-
Tried to catch me x_x
-
Rolled over onto a busy street
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You were found by a killer robot!
Killer robot used 50 EP for Overcharge!
Critical hit for 486 damage!
Jyotis died!
Game Over...
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Start New Game <
Overwrite Save File?
This action can not be undone
Yes <
Save , Michen Overwritten.
x_x Got overwritten and deleted
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got repeated hit in the head with various 3DS XL, others kept trying to 'catch ya' not sure if that's the game meant X3
-
Someone was playing pokemon Go and thought you were a new Snoleo pokemon and they threw their phone at ya XD x_x
-
X3
gnawed on a phone, swallowed it, did the same with the next couple phones, died of clog stomach when all rang at same times XD
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Someone actually somehow put them inside a phone X3 x_x
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Phone rang while sneaking past a sleeping monster
-
phone rang when you was reaching the microphone,
someone changed ya ringtone,
died of embarrassment in front of all
-
Was with me me when a meanie, pushed me into a deep lake and went under with me :'(
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nommed way to many cloves of garlic at once, thought it was sugar candy
-
Bigger Snow Leopard tripped over them x_x :(
-
same snoleo also trampled over you
-
Got their brainz nommed XP
-
got eaten by lots of mustelids
-
Slid into a hole that they thought was a den but really has a endless hole x_x :(
-
*was going to say one but for now I won't*
so
... chocked on a strawberry
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Was too cyoot that they destroyed the universe :3 x_x
-
joined me with the over cyootness caused a second universe to explode
-
Jumped into a game, but it was a monster horror game :o x_x
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Disappeared in a beam of light after saving the Pokémon world.
Hey, I know that from something...
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Fell of a cruise in the middle of the ocean
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It was a coup. He had to surrender his throne and was killed in the process.
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Got a potion thrown at them but died from the bottle x_x
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Two words:
Chuck Norris.
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Water Gun Accident, Drowned some how x_x
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they gave you a poison-barb, thinking it would turn you into a poison-type
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Got shipped in a metal box, when got to destination nu onez could openz it :(
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got caught in a cookie jar, no one to help ya for months, sadly when found not much left
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Got pounced on by a bigger fur while playing but nu gets back up :'( crushed
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owies, sound like it hurtz
Got attacked by a giant turtle
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Found a the magic strawberry and couldn't stop eating, and exploded XP
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got caught in a machine that boxes peppeori for stores
died of no air
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Got buried in peppeori at the same factory x_x
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was thrown under a fast moving bus
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Was throw over the bus instead x_x
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landed under a motorcycle after trying to run across the street
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Well into a man hole that was left wide open D:
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Wrong place, wrong time.
...
... what?
... oh, right. Got crushed. Beneath a gravity hammer. Wielded by a ticked-off Jiralhanae.
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Forgot to clean paws and had gas on them and went to pick up a candle x_x
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played with fire, but sadly got all burnt to a crisp, nothing left to recognize us of Vee
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Died from a out of control fire extinguisher x_x
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tried to play Twister with an actual tornado
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Got lost in hurricane :(
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Fell into a bottomless pit. Died of dehydration.
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Divided by zero.
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Her muscles exploded into 1,000,029 pieces.
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Leaned into a trap planted in the grass
x_x
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didn't understand what 'don't eat that, it's not candy' meant.
so they went to the store and got shoved off the roof.
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ate too many burgers at once
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Drowned in pasta :o x_x
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sealed inside a bag of freshly cut onions
died while crying lots :'(
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Fell into a machine that was mixing giant vat of cookie dough D:
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got stuffed inside a jar with vinegar, spices, and lots of cucumbers, no air - hopes of making picklez, not sure how Vee got in and no one noticed
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Mad doctor turned them into a super big snoleo to the point where there was no oxygen :'(
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somehow got squished by a giant spoon
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Was next to me, then the fork came for ya D:
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XD
avoided a strong electric shock, but got crushed by a large block of ice... wonderz who threw both :?
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Decided to try fishing again but left tail over the edge and a big fish came up :'( :'(
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:'( eepz louder, jumpz behind ya, almost knocking ya into the water XP
got pulled under by a large 'cat'fish
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When they jumped broke the peir we are on and we both fell it XD x_x
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tried to repair the pier, but got hit by an out of control boat
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The peir fell on them :'(
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died mysteriously by a turnip
not sure how, we don't want to find out either X3 XD
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tried to eat that turnip from killingz meh, but somehow died to X3 x_x
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While waiting on me, got buried in broccoli
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Oh noes, the broccoli came to life and chased ya to cliff D:
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Was playing cookie clicker when suddenly, cookies started to fly out from the computer with 1.683*10^5 cps.
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heart exploded from too much math
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Downed in snow, ironically :P
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.... :'( .... Skya to nice and caring to pass away, would make me sad
passed away snuggling every fur
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Pounce playing with a raptor x_x
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rawrs! eaten by a ferocious snoleo.... it wasn't me
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Got eaten by a sand castle :o
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drowned in tears... somehow :?
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Exploding soda can x_x
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:3 with me possible XD
tried to eat an Eevee sized gummy candy, couldn't nom quickly enough
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Got lost in a cookie factory had lots to eat and was fun for a while XP
But didn't have any thing to drink D: x_x
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X3
got lost in a fish tank
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Broke the glass to try to get me out XD there was way too much water in there x_x
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:'( got lost in a burning vehicle
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Tried to get me out and the vehicle exploded :'( :'(
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:'( tried to outrun a falling building
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was in the building :(
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drown in soap when it was being groomed
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Got buried in a pile of fish :o
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:'( :'( thatz worst than a nightmarez! :'(
got burned by a fire-move that was not used by Firox
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Got hit by powerful water beam while Vaporeon was trying to put me out x_x
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(realized i forgot to finish mine, nuu wants to make Firox bad fox)
cooked in a waffle maker
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Got caught by a super evil manager D: XD
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tried best to protect me from the evil manager
got both of us :'( x_x x_x
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Got shipped to a abandoned housez and died when ran out of air because nu one there to open it :(
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x_x tried to eat yourself, starting with the cookies, chocked on tail fur :'(
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Got pounced by a rhinoceros...
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Sat in poison ivy and couldn't get out x_x
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Hug to tightly by a snoleo
trying to keep ya extra warmth
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Got shot by a hunter out for your fur (Cries :'( Don't get hurt)
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Raan out of fuel in mid-flight and crashed.
What do you mean by 'things don't work like that'?
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Skya, in this topic is impossible to not get hurt, unless its instant
Got eaten in a giant sandwich
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Mars crashed on top of him
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She went Nuts. Now I Snickers.
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How'd you like Milky Ways then?
Not good, it seems.
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Tried to purr. Hint: sheep can't purr. Died durring the attempt.
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Had to try a little harder than THAT.
(Cookie if you get it)
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(Where's the cookie? :P)
Got turned into a tennis ball.
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(Hidden XD )
Michen ate the Dog Salad.
Literally garbage?
Michen died of food poisoning.
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Met a spooky scary skeleton
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No one can ever know.
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People found out and they executed them x_x
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fell in a pot full of crabs
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Got buried in sand and there was a high tide, nu one was around to un bury ya x_x
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got swept away to sea
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A star ended the planet :o they were on the planet
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collided at hight speed with another Eevee, head first
both died after a few minutes of head trauma
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Ran into a Robo Crab :o it was huge x_x
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tried to climb on top of a moving helicopter
well didn't end well
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Fell out of a motorboat and got hit by propeller :'(
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was riding on top of a blimp, nibbled the top of one, until it exploded
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Was under the blimp x_x
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we both got lost in a city filled with rocking chairs
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Slept in the street as street cleaners were coming by x_x
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tried to wake me, but didn't do it on time we both got trapped in
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Tripped over own tail x_x
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it's paw rubbed and licked too much it died from laughing
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Tell into a endless tickling machine XD x_x
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tripped over my tail, someone hurt it's neck on the fall
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Pawed at a t-rex while it wasn't happy x_x
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got hit in the belly by a fast moving baseball at close distance
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Hit by a bowling ball x_x while napping at bowling alley
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tried to paw at fast moving lava
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Trapped in room with angry snakes x_x
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got into a battle with an angry badger X3
somehow the badger won
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Lost a battle with a humming bird :o x_x
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that would be embarrassing for a big snoleo XD
somehow got hit by a bottle of hot sauce
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Tried to make cold sauce :o x_x too cold
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X3
wanted to make quick ice cream, tried pouring liquid nitrogen on it, and ended up falling inside tew
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Got carbon frozen like Han Solo did XP but nu one came to free ya x_x
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tried to draw but part of a the wall came down and crushed you before you could move
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Drew a scawy monster and it came to life right off the page D: x_x
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got stuck in a sausage skin
(the ones used to fill sausages with, forgot the term)
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Was napping and didn't leave the under side of rocket engine when it blasted off, got vaporized :'(
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was the victim as a passenger on a multi-vehicle accident
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Was crossing street when that happened D:
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something fun - was caught under a mountain of plushies XD
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Mountain fell over and turned into a plushie flood was caught in it X3
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eeepz, it tried to outrun it tew, but wasn't quite fast enough
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Got a large plushie of a snake without knowing it came to life :3 :o
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tried to swallow an egg whole
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Got two fruits confused , one was poison :(
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tried to sharpen claws on a friendly fur, ? got the wrong fur, this one was angry, it sharpen it's claws on the back of ?'s neck
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Pounced but missed and landed on a busy highway :'(
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rolled happily downhill but hit it's head first on a rock
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Rolled with meh but landed in the fast river :( x_x
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jumped into the river to save me, we both went over a high waterfall
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An alien used a beam gun on ya :(
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drowned in coffee creamer
don't ask how, I don't know either
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DIABEETUS!! It's the noisy killer.
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Her brains got eaten by a baby parrot!
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Died when they forgot how to get up x_x
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a large pecan pie fell on you
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Fell into a cake that was the size of a house, didn't have a way out x_x
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X3
eaten by a carnivorous plant
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Accidentally eaten by a plant eating dinosaur was hiding in a bush XD x_x
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eaten by a giant prehistoric fish
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Slipped on a jelly fish :? x_x
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drank too much sugar mixed with little apple sauce
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Tried to race a cheetah and died of over working :(
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fell in a giant burrito
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Ran into a giant food monster XD x_x
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got flopped by a boulder
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Hit by a very fast pebble x_x
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Fell into a drain and got eaten by sewer crocodiles
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Died from a assassin with a metal staff D:
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someone tried to shake you awake, head hits a metal pole, breaks neck instantly
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Got booped to death x_x took a long long time though
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jumped behind a bush since it smelled cookies, behind it was a very large fall from a hill
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Pounced onto spiky fur D: x_x
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X3
wanted to pounce on some bewwies, underneath was a very thorny bush, died a few days later from too much cuts
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Found a big berry field and noms a lot then took a nap :P
but was put into a truck that was full of berries was fun until they got to the factory :o x_x
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drowned in pizza sauce at a pizzeria
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Got baked into a extra large alfredo pizza o.O :'(
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that would have to be a monster 10XL size pizza XD
someone confused you with a bouncy ball and dropped you from a high rise building, that meanie wanted to see how high the 'bouncy ball' would bounce
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true true X3
Ordered a 10XL size pizza and it fell on them XD x_x
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got baked into a pie, it nommed all the berries inside, and baker didn't know
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Was turned into a berry by a evil magic fur, got eaten up :o x_x
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:'(
was thrown from a slingshot
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They were the target D: :'(
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well, at least we diedz together x_x
came back as a ghost, but got attacked by ! chomping it's ear again (dark is very strong to ghost) died as a ghost X3
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hehe double death XD
Wanted to join a pokemon battle but didn't heal like one :o x_x
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X3
tried to taste a large pot of Lamb Vindaloo from an Indian restaurant but fell in the pot
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Got chomped by a Zoroark X3 x_x
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X3
that's worst, couldn't imagine ! evolving to Zoroark
Ran around in circles, instead of catching fluffy tail, ended up getting head caught in a fireplace
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hehe yea, I probably would be missing a ear XP
Tried to cross a frozen lake by hopping x_x
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awww, that would be saddened
tried to climb up a tree, lost grip and fell onto a river below
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Fell off of a tight rope and someone forgot the put up safety net :(
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walking by a mountain side, and gets caught in an avalanche
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Caught in a Tsunami but didn't die from it until a squid landed on them x_x
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:'( *guards tail protectively again* X3
sneaked on a train by riding on top, touched a live wire on the way
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Went swimming with meh :)
But someone put the pool cover on and didn't open it back up :'(
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someone added bleach instead of water to the soup by accident and Vee ate it all - passed away a few minutes after nomming
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Wanted to climb the highest mountain on Earth, but kept the map upside down. Ended up at the middle of the Earth instead and uh...
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searched for food in a trashcan when a rubbish truck appears
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Ate the oldest meat it could find, died from severe stomach ache
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saw me dead and taste that meat if everything is right but died then
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Ate a whole pineapple
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tried to copy me and does the same
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Died from someone trying to take their place, had a bigger weapon at the time XP x_x
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has tried to surf on a subway and failed
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I was hungry
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ate a poisoned fox xd
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Died from death it self x_x
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was so impressed of my death that he tried it by himself
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Hit the fast forward button and couldn't reach it again, died from old age in two days x_x
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found my suicid cell ive built and thought it was a telephone booth
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Became too powerful and started a war which ended in their death after four thousand years x_x
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died in the 4000years war
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Died from super death, which killed ya as a ghost x_x
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god revoked his existence
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Fought the earth and didn't survive
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was smashed into the sun
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Swallowed a bit of C4.
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Was standing to close to Fuexline when he detonated the C4.
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Ran out of art supplies x_x
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Mixed two wrong ingredients kitchen exploded
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Lost so much weight they started to slowly float away into the sky.
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decided to roll away from the camera rolled into a trap that it couldn't escape from, didn't have anything to eat, camera-fur didn't help either
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Caught in a giant mouse trap x_x
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X3 x_x
tried to run away didn't clear the closing door completely and got cut in half
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Didn't see the trap door D:
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got ran over by a forklift
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Was next to the forklift and it tipped over D:
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was helping to fight a fire from above, saw a cookie on the roof of the house and jumped to try and save it, instead hit the floor
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Got lost in that cave after slipping in hole D:
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was part of the rescue team, ended up lost in another part of the cave
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Got chased by a boulder :o
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got attack by killer tomatoes X3 XD XD
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Was guest star in birdemic XP x_x
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was stomped on by Mario x_x
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Stood around a Yoshi, can guess what happened x_x
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got eaten by something as big and yellow and nicknamed pacman X3
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Heart attack from being spooked by pacman ghost XP x_x
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tapped by a super fast blue hedgehog
repeated taps ya head comes off x_x
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Bunny Flood D:
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a giant yarnball fell on your head
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Tried to battle a onix :o
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x_x
don't ask how - drown in strawberry milk X3
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was next to me and somehow drowned in chocolate milk
XP x_x
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x_x
got caught in a can opener
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Well into a industrial mixer :'(
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cut itself with a razor blade, didn't know how to stop bleeding, slowly passed away x_x :'(
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Slipped on a banana next to whale tank x_x
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slid on ice fell downhill, and died when it got hit by a car also sliding on ice
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tried to built a nuclear bomb but connected the wrong wires
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Died from radiation x_x
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Slept for 1,000 years and woke up in Pokémon heaven.
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Tried counting to one trillion in one sitting x_x
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used their tail as a paintbrush, turns out the paint they were working with wasn't exactly good for their fur...
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Fell onto a burner :(
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got fried when it was nomming some chicken
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Chocked on a beak :o x_x
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got eaten by a giant chocolate
not sure how, but it happened
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Ate vewy old noms x_x
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got hit by a football, then tackled by 3 players
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Skiing accident x_x
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parachuted from an airplane, all went good until a sudden gust of wind pushed you into power lines
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Nipped by a raptor :'(
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tree fell onto it's home when it was sleeping
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Was in a cave during earthquake :'(
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was caught in a strong windstorm, blown away, never to be seen again
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Sunk into a mud pit D:
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got caught in a flash flood
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Tried to rescue me but slipped :o
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got caught in a furnace
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Fell into a ice pool :'(
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followed me to a volcano
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Tried to play with a vaporeon in the ocean, didnt work out x_x
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x_x true x_x
tangled up with too many usb cables, when it tried to escape it chocked him
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Slipped on glaceon's stairs in its den x_x
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X3
angered the wrong Leafy, and was 'Leafed' to x_x x_x
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used his tail to clean the floor
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Tripped over my tail x_x
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wiggles with his tail so that others falling over it
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Tried to bite the head off a crow before being pecked to death
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saw how im died and tought he can do it better and died then too
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Hung for treason
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Died from smoke during fire :( x_x
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(I can die sooo much better than you Fuexline! xD)
Tried to fight a rabid wolf but lost
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atwew broccoli
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Fell into a giant blender that was making a broccoli smoothie :o x_x
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catch evee on his tail when i fall into the blender so eevee will become a smoothie too
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Drank a poisoned smoothie @.@ x_x
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drinked a poisoned cola
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Tried to swim in a shark tank :o x_x
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Ran at the speed of light straight into a black hole (please don't ask).
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Ate something i cooked...because may or may not have added toxic paint. <.< >.>
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Got erased by a magic eraser x_x
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ate that eraser
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Ran out of food when they got trapped in cave D: x_x
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being eaten because we ran out of food
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Ate too fast and choked x_x
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the reason has not changed before we died we managed to swallow you down
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Still died from no food, ran out again after eating me XP x_x
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(that brings killer diarrhea for sure)
dies because of eating a poisoned apple i gave you
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Died from a pack of evil eeveelutions x_x
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died because ive got my revenge
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Solar Storm turned off their cyborg part x_x and the radiation got them to
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was in front of me when my energy cell exploded because of the solarstorm
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Ran into a giant mecha wolf x_x
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used eevee as shield and failed
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Tried to pilot a broken airplane x_x
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was a guest in this airplane
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Went to a quick sand museum XP x_x
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where eevee is already dead because he was first there
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Died from going to buffet and deciding they needed to finish everything, exploded XP x_x
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was in the radius when im exploded
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Grim reaper came x_x
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and when he was there he tought cool a fox and an eevee for one price woohoo
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Forgot life jacket when ship sunk during a storm x_x
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glad you were also on the ship with no life vests
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Went crazy in white room :( x_x
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With his Eevee in the room
Gesendet von meinem M5 mit Tapatalk
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Opened a random pokeball and there was a magcargo inside, got burned up x_x
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And that happened when I sent my Eevee in battle
Sent from my M5 with tapatalk
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was in a spaceship that crashed into Saturn
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Followed me to adventure :D but I took wrong turn in the cave x_x
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wondered what power lines tasted like
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Got attacked by a fire hose D: x_x
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tried to pway with fire, just like me
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Got turned into a mini flarey at the worst time D: was carrying heavy stuff at the time
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pounced into the wrong room and fell into liquid nitrogren
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Someone broke then oven and they didn't know until they made a flame. Exploded :'( x_x
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got hit in the head very hard and at close range by a football
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Forgot their suit in space, well had helmet but body froze x_x
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too many numbers hit you and your head exploded
@.@ x_x x_x
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Was captured by purrates whilst crossing the Pacific Ocean. The lion captain then ordered him to walk the plank. Once in the water, he got eaten by a tiger shark.
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died when he tried to kill me with an extra long entence
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Died walking down a really long hallway they had added to home x_x
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ran at full speed trying to pounce on me but ended up missing me and hitting head hard on a tree
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Got ear nommed and died from it some how x_x
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wouldn't stop nibbling on cookies, chocked on lots of fur
(wasn't nibbling cookies but me) XD
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Got nibbled by a whole army of smaller furs X3 x_x
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Ate Firox and died, the meal was too hot.
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Was playing a tight rope scene in a movie everything went well, untill the ladder broke during descend back down, no safety nets there x_x
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I thought cats always land on their paws?
Anyways, a monster ate the strawberries ? just wanted to eat, they jumped right after the strawberries...
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Jumped out of a plane to prove they did land on paws, did indeed land on paws but still died XP x_x
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Sans gave him a bad time.
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Too much determination
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His last wish before his death was a less painful death :P
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Was handed a menu then lead back to the kitchen x_x
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Couldn't wake up from a nightmare, turned out it was real.
Welp. Too bad the nightmare was about being in a deathmatch.
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Ran into a potato with a gun :P
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His taste was exactly what the next batch needed, according to a spider.
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Challenged someone that they could destroy the beam in the middle of room faster . . . . the support beam. They won x_x
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poked a sleeping dragon in the nose to ask if there was any food Dragon opened one eye, looked and said "There is now!" .......
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Tried to defend a fur but got swarmed :'( x_x
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(Yep, sounds right, but how many did I take out with me?)
Sneezed
While eating a strawberry
tried to use berry to stifle sneeze
but it blew out of his paws, bounced off the wall
and beaned him in the head
Death by self-inflicted Strawberry!
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( around twenty they were giant spiders )
Found a coffee river but ended up drinking way too much x_x
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Drank gallons of strawberry milk
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It wasn't chocolate.. it was a case of Ex-lax....
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too nice to for life to end violently, so passed away surrounded by fun furs
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Got trapped under pillows x_x
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Chocolate is pure poison for animals.
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passed away in the middle of the summer heat, unable to find a cool place to hide
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stepped on by a large wolf
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Accidentally kicked a spider x_x
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squashed by large wolf falling over dead...
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too many pillows, made it hard to breath
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Was resting on water bed when it broke x_x
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got stuck inside a giant burrito
not sure how you died, but did
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A biker didn't see you on the side walk D: x_x
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too much grooming, died of not enough food or water x_x
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Got booped in the nose way too hard :o x_x
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died of laughter
being tied down and many furs repeated lick and tickles the paws
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Fell into a laundry basket and got washed too much :( x_x
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tried to turn off the machine but it fell on him
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Got tail caught in a mixer D: x_x
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x_x
tries to help again, ends up dropping the mixer and broke into hundreds of pieces, some went through its neck
x_x
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Tried to jump to the next table with me, but couldn't make the gap and fell on head :'( x_x
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:'(
hugged so hard it couldn't breath
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Got trapped in a pipe :o x_x
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got eaten from behind while trying to free me
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Got so cozy they couldn't get up :3 nu water and food x_x
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XP
didn't want to eat, waited for me to wake up first, passed away 4 days later without water
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Got hugged by a goodra extra tight and couldn't breath x_x
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got paw too close to a cutting board, passed away from too much loss of blood
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was sleeping on one of the those fold out beds they have in some apartments. The bed folds back up while Firox is sleeping and he suffocates.
(This is a very real and very sudden way to die, which is why i will not sleep on one of these beds EVER.)
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Got hit by a really strong jet of water x_x
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got attacked by a bigger Vee
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Tried to help me win the battle but a Jolteon came and shocked us x_x
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^_^
died of too much extra warm fur
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Tried to not sleep for a month, died when they were successful x_x
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died when fall the wrong while sleeping
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Tripped on ice cream and fell into the freezer :o x_x
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tried to get the freezer open, again died with the freezer fell on you
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Went swimming with me but I didn't read to shark warning sign :'( x_x
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both of us drown since none of us could swim
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Ran into a angry vulture x_x
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^ ran with scissors
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Didn't read the warning label on a pen laser, turned it was much more powerful than expected x_x
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^ fell on the food pyramid
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tried to jump over a fast moving car
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Slipped into wet cement :( x_x
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^ got into a gunfight with the pope
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Took a detour through the twilight zone o.O x_x
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got lost in a plastic bag X3 couldn't find way out and lost battle by not being able to breath
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^ poked a British Royal Guard
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Got buried early after being thought to be dead x_x
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^ played landmine hopscotch (it didn't go well) XD
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Wanting to watch the intense game of landmine hopscotch decided to sit near by to get in on the action, but once I failed got hit by a piece of shrapnel XP x_x
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^ XD auditioned as an extra for Scream (dies in seconds lol)
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Died from tripping on air x_x
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jumped happily on rocks, one sank into water and was rushed down hill into a waterfall
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Slept in a soon to be lake x_x
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trying to avoid loosing a race, ran through sand turned out to be quicksand
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Wanted to try a mud bath, but sunk down and couldn't breath x_x
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got wrapped up like a mummy and left for centuries inside a pyramid :'(
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Has exploring the pyramid but fell victim to a trap :( x_x
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a giant wall fell on you when you tried to escape
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Got eaten by a monster disguised as a blanket D: x_x
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x_x
tried to open a coconut by slamming it in a tree, caused other coconuts on top to fall down on your head
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^ died swallowing rocks lol
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Grew a pair of wings, but flew too close to the sun x_x
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^ tried launching a firework, launched himself instead xD
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Dug their way out of grave, but the tombstone fell on them x_x
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hitched a ride in a space shuttle which burned up in reentry
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Got trapped in jello x_x
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fell down from the top of a ladder
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Tried catch me when I fell x_x
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hid my coffee pan.... >:3
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Got hit in the head by flying meat a little too hard x_x
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tried to pounce on me, tripped on it's own tail, fell out the window
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Got tangled up x_x
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fell asleep on top of the stove, accidentaly turned on the stove with it's flicking tail
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Fell into a caramel pot x_x
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decided to nap in a building that was going to get imploded
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Tried to catch a dish that was being used to shoot at :'( x_x
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cuddled rolled with me, but we rolled down such a steep cliff, fell into rocks below instead of water
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Didn't get enough water and food, when in a hole and couldn't dig out x_x
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ran around carelessly with scissors
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Run into me when I had scissors :( x_x
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Ran around in a frozen lake, part of ice cracked and fell in
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Forget they weren't a Flareon at the moment and tried to hop into lava x_x
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x_x
wanted to know how an airplane engine sounded like and got too close.... didn't end well
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Fell into a dirty river, while looking for a bouncy ball that fell :'( x_x
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thought that a fallen tree trunk was a large slice of bread, tried to roll it to it's home, roll and crushed you, took out several other furs too
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Got trapped between two slices of supper giant bread x_x
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fell inside a giant machine that makes pepper into twistable-bottles, died when lungs got filled up wit too much pepper
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Genie turned ya into a carrot o.O x_x in a bunny hangout
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^ ninjas; a lot of them
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Played Russian roulette with a single shot gun
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Got lost in the clouds x_x
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Took all the blue cheese from me, passed aesy when the weight crushed you
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Got tangled in ribbons and moved around, getting choked :'( x_x
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got stung by so many jellyfish
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Tried to bite the jellyfish to save me x_x
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X3 that would be a very bad idea x_x
lost balance while visiting a factory that makes glue, fell inside a very hot container x_x sticky dead
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Tried to nom on cake mix while still in mixer, got caught in it x_x
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got to close to the pizza mixer
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Napped under the couch cushion and got crushed when someone bigger flopped on it :'( x_x
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:3
laid under bed sheets, but a mysterious bullet came through the wall and hit ya on the head
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Died when we fell off the high bed on to our heads :'( x_x
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:3
died hugging me vewy tight while plane we was riding on crashed, no survivors
(I should quits watching too much Air Crash Investigation)
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Hit himself in confusion with his strongest attack.
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Slept through some really important sirens x_x
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Listened to the song "Burn, baby, burn" and uh... They cought fire. Then they used the stop, drop and roll technique, causing the carpet they were on to catch fire as well. In panic they tried to kept rolling, but it was too late. They slowly turned to ashes.
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Got bulldozed, was sleeping in a pile of rocks and blended in x_x
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The cookie was a lie. They chased a lie. They ate a lie. They became a lie.
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Died from neurotoxin while talking about cake to GLaDOS x_x
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Someone stepped on the lie you became. Now you're dead twice.
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Collapsed and destroyed universe. X3 No one ever figured out how because no one existed anymore x_x
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The person who stepped on the lie you became decided it was still good enough to eat. That person indeed ate the lie. Now you're dead trice.
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Got shot by a Portal sentry turret x_x
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Their spirit went to the Heaven of Lies and got rejected. The guardians therefore killed their spirit. Now you've died... Wait, there is nothing after trice?
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Got lost in a computer within a computer x_x
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(Sounds like Tron, but worse.)
Drank too much hydric acid, without even knowing how dangerous it was. They ended up dying because of hyponatremia caused by the drinking.
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Went to a movie where they were watching a really long marathon, ran out of drinks and food, got up to get more and found some in the twilight zone ( a.k.a you were dead the whole time O_____O woah never heard that hundred times already ). XP x_x
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Wouldn't quit messing with another fur's tail, it bacame angered and attack back
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Was cast away in the dungeon with a horrible colored-tile puzzle
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Died from battling a tank with their head x_x
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Did absolutely nothing.
This is practically impossible...
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Attempted to do every thing all in one day. x_x Death was part of everything, did that one first.
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food poisoning
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Caught by a even bigger bird x_x
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caught by a hungwy cat
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Pounced on by a doggy was too heavy for ya x_x
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Cuddled by every fur so tight, it cut off all circulation
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Tried to hug a slugma x_x
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tried to dig through a Sandygast
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Got buried under ground D: x_x
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x_x
tried to unbury me, by digging closer, then high tide came in, we both drowned
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Learned to dig and dug into a lava pit :'( x_x
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Saw an "X" mark on an overhanging point of a mountain. Dug until they went all the way through and fell a few hundred metres.
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Decided they wanted to see if it was possible for them to levitate if they jumped off a tall building with a piece of buttered toast tied on their back.
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Broke their face from anger XP x_x
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tried to eat all kinds of yellow rocks, hoping one would be a thunder stone, sadly none were
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Got caught in the ocean current x_x
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Ignored the railroad crossing
Sent from my LGLK430 using Tapatalk
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Ran over by a Dash 8
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Died from being given a fake parachute when they really needed one x_x
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Went on board of a CSX-train
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Joined a "rebellion" group, first casualty of the war x_x
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Failed to make a PowerPoint presentation for a project
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Played chicken with a train x_x
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Called Canadian Pacific CN
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(Quite the LOL, btw!) Said the SD70 was made by G.E.
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Said to a bunch of Foamers that he was glad CSX and NS broke up ConRail
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Woke up in a mysterious country, and waved to someone. Got shot as that was apparently seen as a offensive gesture in that country. x_x
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Got stomped by a bobcat
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Got eaten by it after :'( x_x
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Tried to save me from the bobcat, didn't work
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Tried to battle one thousand chickens x_x
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Fell from the roof of a two-story home
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Tried going up endless stairs x_x
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De-evolved into nothing.
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Tried something dangerous at home they saw on television, died during the DYI surgery. XD x_x
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Tried to eat the biggest burrito in the world - didn't stop to breath
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The avatar is so life-like because it sucked all of the life out of him first.
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Trusted a shady scientist x_x
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The strawberry was hungry and ate them instead...
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Put rockets on cars and attempted to play a game of actual Rocket League, died in a crash x_x
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Wanted to out dig me and dug to deep underground, fell in magma
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Was buried under there too long :'( x_x
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tried to dig between two nations without going through customs hit an underground electric fence
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A guitar fell on them at a concert x_x
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(that be fun)
staged dived at a concert, but while crowd surfing, ended up flying out the window D:
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Wanted to stage dive tew, tried off of a skyscraper roof x_x
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tried to rawr cutely at a larger lion-fur, but it didn't go well
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Got stuck in a sticky fly trap D: x_x
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repeatedly hit by an electric fly swatter
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Tried to play tennis but got hit x_x
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tried to gnaw an electric outlet, still plugged in to the wall
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Tried to eat Christmas lights while still plugged in
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Tried diving into a coffee mug x_x
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tried to drink a ramune soda, couldn't get bottle open, used iron tail on it and some of the shattered glass dug deep into your head and heart
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Drank too much soda and popped D: x_x
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ate too much spicy meat at once, and stomach exploded
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Played in mud, but it was too deep :( x_x
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ate too much ice cream at once, died from a very strong brain freeze
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Got pushed onto a frying pan :'( x_x
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tried to save me from the frying pan, some how ended up under the pan in the fire
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Fell into a deep frosting vat x_x
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got stuck in a giant pool of melted marshmallows, couldn't escape, ran out of oxygen
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Got nommed by a cow somehow x_x
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got strike by debris that fell from the sky, you didn't even have time to react
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Exploded while trying to use the oven, couldn't reach the knob to turn off x_x
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got hit in the back of the head very hard by a hammer, not sure where the hammer came back
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Ears got caught in a blender D: x_x
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tried to turn off the blender, fell in a giant bowl, someone added meat to that bowl and set in the freezer
(which was t -10F)
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Tried to drink mercury, a meanie said it was fancy food :'( x_x
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wanted to know what liquid nitrogen tasted like, froze from the inside
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Hit by a giant bowling ball :o x_x
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got strangled by a t-shirt when it decided to try it on, didn't know how it worked
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Trapped under a super giant cowboy hat x_x
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tried to jump from a moving airplane, but it was the space shuttle it hit a ride on, died from no oxygen up very high
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Jumped into a ice maker and got trapped x_x
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fell asleep onboard a ship and woke up when the ship reached the arctic, froze
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Got on the wrong space ship and went to Venus D: x_x didn't even get to the surface
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the airplane it was riding on, the fuselage broke off, wasn't strapped down in seat belt (no one knew would happen) flew off from the side, body was never found
(passed away with many other furs)
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Was on a space walk and a piece of space debris came by, it missed ya but broke the tether D: floated off into open space x_x
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got hit by both fire and water at the same time
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Tried to cook on a stove but bad things happened as wasn't tall enough for somethings x_x
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got hit by a baseball bat when the store it went to visit got robbed
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Tried to cross a heavily armed border without knowing and shot shot :'( x_x
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got hit by a fast moving boomerang
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Tripped on a rope x_x
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tried to take candy from a small fur
larger parent fur threw you away, sadly you hit the top part of a spiked fenced, didn't end well
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Got turned into paper, and got blown away D: x_x
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got eaten by a wild strawberry
not sure how it happened, but it did
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Tried to eat that berry but it had back up x_x
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got buried in ash, lots of it
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eaten by his beard
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Fluff implosion x_x
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Tried to swim in lava (Minecraft reference)
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Exploded via creeper XP x_x
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Saw a spider, had a heart attack
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Tried to have staring contest with a enderman x_x
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got stomped by a different Italian plumber dressed in green
(Luigi) X3 XD XD
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Looked away from a boo ghosty XP
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out of horrible stomping deaths, got stomped by a mushroom
(I forgot its name)
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Got hit by a turtle shell x_x
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slipped on a banana peel, hit it's head on a metal pole
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Slipped on metal pole and hit banana peel :? x_x
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:? X3 XD XD
that made me laugh
fell out of a moving vehicle
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Literally laughed their head off XD x_x
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tried to take it's head off and put it on my body... didn't go well at all
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Dreamt he could fly, but he woke up in mid-air.
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Had a scarf accident x_x
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Had a pouncing accident
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Put their finger into a lightbulb socket
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some how fell in front of a fast moving train
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Didn't hear the sounds of a car horn x_x
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got eaten by a large peanut :?
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Tried to tackle a porcupine x_x
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got rolled over by lots of armadillos
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Nipped by deadly spider x_x
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tried to rawr cyootly at a large lion, got eaten in one nibble
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Baited into a trash compactor with lots of deserts Inside
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Fell from the sky x_x
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was crushed from Rick's falling
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We were on a hill and rolled down ya got hit to a bit after x_x
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while exploring the dessert, a giant cactus fell on you
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Got lost during our adventure but couldn't find me because I got crushed by a cactus. couldnt escape the desert x_x
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got lost in the dessert ran out of water very fast
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Went out to a snowy area but fell in a puddle and froze x_x
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tried to nibble the pit of an avocado, chocked on it :?
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Slept in a bowl that got put under a mixer D: x_x
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fell overboard from a ship that was crossing the Atlantic Ocean, never seen again :( :'( :'(
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Got beaten by an angry grandma with a fire extinguisher
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Tried to dive into a pool of coins, broke neck x_x
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jumped off a high building, forgot to put on it's parachute
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Trapped in a bag, lookng for noms x_x
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got shoved inside a metal cage and put on an airplane, died when the planed crashed on arrival
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Crushed under a pizza
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got baked inside an enchilada
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Got trapped in taco and got eaten by a much larger fur D: x_x
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Was defeated on 5F of Crystal Crossing. Used an Reviser Seed and died.
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Broke paw while paw wrestling x_x
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Ran over by an ambulance :'( x_x
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Beaten up by strange looking ghost men
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Wanted to stop the ghost so fell on sword and became one x_x
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Attacked by a time stopping vampire
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Couldn't impress the dances gods x_x
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I so could!
Caught on a sinking ship
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Is that so? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEUGPEVRDmU) XP
Slipped on a ice cube into a ice crusher :o x_x
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tried to outrun a tsunami, didn't even make it far
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Tried to jump on a raft but fell short x_x
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Rode the S.S. Anne (old Pokémon reference)
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Tried to win a certain gym battle but ended up as a toy for a young girl x_x
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(I remembers that episode, Sabrina was mean) XP
Tried to wash rice for sushi but somehow fell inside and drown
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( haha yea XP )
Got rolled into seaweed into a giant sushi and got eaten :o x_x
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rolled in bread crumbs, a larger fur fried you as tempura
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Someone gave them a poisoned drink, what a meanie :'( x_x
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A hungwy fur invited you to lunch, didn't know ya was the lunch for the mean fur
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Rolled under a steam roller D: x_x
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T_T
got impaled by a nail gun from a nearby construction site, was at bad place at wrong time
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Played with me at the construction site but fell into cement mixer with me :'( x_x
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decided to play at a construction site, got hit by the wrecking ball x_x
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Tried to catch a butterfly but ran into a giant wasp x_x
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fell into an ants nest
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Shot by a ice gun x_x froze
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Was caught in the middle of forest fire, couldn't get out
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Tried to swim, well got pushed by a meanie. Died from just the fear of being in it D: x_x
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wanted it's cheese toast more toasty, got burned by another fire type who didn't know how to use the fire correctly
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Tried to battle a fire fighter fur x_x
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tried to battle a lawn mower X3 XD XD
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Wanted to get revenge on lawnmower for it getting me but a weed whacker came X3 D: x_x
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that's worst! x_x
tried to battle the fur holding the weed whacker got trampled first by a fast moving group of furs
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Got stuck in a ice pile. drown when ice melted :o x_x
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Drowned in a lockable toilet. (Srsly idk right now.)
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( gotta keep those toilets secured XD )
Tried to stop a train while it was foggy, got hit x_x
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drank over 50 raw eggs as a dare, passed away at 54 egg
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Got stomped on by a huge dino D: x_x
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kept getting hit by water balloons until you drowned
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Got his by a water balloon from a meanie who decide to freeze the water first :( x_x
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Died in a pillow fight because the pillow ? got hit with was filled with lead...
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Git thrown into a volcano, head first
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Was relaxing in a volcano lava for a bit but got stuck when it turned to rock x_x
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tried to drill me out of the rock, but an unexpected eruption got ya by surprise - with the fluffy tail on fire, ya running around in circles, falls into another larger pit of lava, unable to escape this time
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Played with a Glaceon and decide to visit their house which was made of ice they went to higher levels when it started to melt, fell pretty far D: x_x
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x_x
tried to eat the world's biggest donut, died of too much sugar rush
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Tried to finish let overz but the donut started to roll :o x_x
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fur got all puffy and started to float away
-
Went into a room with corn but drowned in popcorn o.O x_x
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^_^
don't ask how, drowned in chocolate milk
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Fell into a giant vat of shaving cream though it was whipped cream :o x_x
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*eepz, comes out with nuu fur* :o @.@ x_x x_x
Tried to jump from one cliff to another, but it was too large for you, so ended up in the rocks below
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Scared a jolty and got shocked, didn't make it :'( x_x
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got attacked by crows
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Someone made them walk the plank :'( x_x
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the shark cage it was in broke, and got eaten by one
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Went to another dimension in which there was no food, but didn't know how to get back.
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Sonehow got trapped inside a balloon o.O
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fell into an endless pot hole
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Fell onto a machine that was making cheese o.O x_x
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got swallowed by a blue whale
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Turned up music too loud and exploded x_x
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tried to drag me out of a flooding home, none of us made it out
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Tried to ice skate on thin ice x_x
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got crushed by a crazy drunk driver
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Fell into a soup x_x
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was hugged too tight by a strong bear fur
X3 bear hugs X3 XD XD
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Firox caught fire x3
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(funny idea, with flash fire, I'd absorb fire and get stronger,*giggles*)
Died from embarrassment when someone dyed its fur pink
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Didnt feel like reading the warning signs while having fun, fell into a deep hidden hole :o x_x
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Stared at the Microsoft Windows 2000 loading screen for the whole time it took to load
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Died in a coal fire :o x_x
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The little hearts next to ? in the avatar pic were actually a newly discovered kind of very poisonous insects.
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Got scarf stuck in a propeller D: x_x
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Due to an unfortunate miskate, ? lost at L.I.F.E.
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Forgot how to life.
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Swallowed a time bomb. You're sceduled to explode in 10 days, 29 minutes and 12 seconds.
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went scuba diving with a friend, got lost in the blue hole
(forgot the name of the that reef in Belize, looks like a giant blue hole)
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Tried to jump a river, didn't work x_x
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tried to run over to save me, but along the way fell into a thorn bush, dislodging a rock that crush the bush
(what a horrible way to go)
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Ate a toxic berry D: x_x
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tried to prevent me from eating a second, got bitten by a poisonous snake along the way
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Fell asleep during a flood and drowned :'( x_x
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a random tire fell from a high cliff, crushed instantly, didn't even have time to move
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Tire rolled and hit ya after me D: x_x
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tried to open a jar of peanut butter using Iron Tail, some of the shards hit the wall, making a heavy machine fall down on top of you
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Got attacked by a ground of mean water types D: :'( x_x
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tried to protect me from the water assault, ended up drowning too
-
Was crossing a thin rope until a psyduck ran up and bumped ya x_x
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tried to outrun a fast moving train
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A Goodra fell on ya x_x
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got squashed by a Salamence that suddenly landed on you
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Taken by a drifloon
-
was crushed instantly by a Metagross
big heavy steel suddenly landing on a soft and cozy Vee
= instant x_x x_x
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Picked up and dropped by a Psychic type :o x_x
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Fell in a boiling pot of hot caramel kettle for popcorn
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Fell in a tar pit D: x_x
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slept inside a sandwich, didn't know that a tiger fur came in to nom the sandwich in one bite
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Slipped off while riding a dragon x_x
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tate a mushroom it saw on a pizza, but it turned out to be poisonous, didn't made it pass 30 minutes
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Started to rain giant ice blocks, got hit D: x_x
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T_T x_x
sleeping peacefully in bed when a tornado tore apart your home
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Got stuck in hardened chocolate x_x
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tried to unbury me from the chocolate, got stuck in another portion of the chocolate - drowned in it
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Stepped on a ant hill with super fire ants, got attacked D: :'( x_x
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ate too many berries, and somehow turned into one, then was eaten by another ?
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Played fetch, but a meanie used a spike ball D: x_x
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dug underground hit an underground mind x_x
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Got caught in a pokeball but trainer wasn't a good one and dropped the pokeball off a cliff D: x_x Was never found
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(below, I meant mine not mind) XD
somehow fell under a fast moving bus
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Sucked into a computer and lost x_x
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got lost inside a plastic bag, ran out of air XD
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Hit with an apple from above x_x
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played catch with a pineapple, somehow died trying to catch one
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Got a melon thrown at them x_x
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tried to carry a heavy bag of rice, it got crushed before it could even take a step
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Tried to heat up a muffin in a gassy room, and exploded x_x
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tried to catch a falling watermelon, didn't go as planned
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The demons inside of him decided to come out, killing him in the process.
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Walked over a patch of living grass and got snatched up x_x
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Life set itself to "hard mode"
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Got confused for a cushion x_x
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Flowey wasn't contended after killing him just once.
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Wanted to just be a skeleton just like sans and papyrus, worked but wasnt living afterwards x_x
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Flowey wasn't contended with two kills either.
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Got stuck in a loop, died from thirst
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Flowey wasn't... well, you get it.
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Was relaxing on a warm day, when took in the wrong breath of air at the wrong time and caught something. Was patient zero of a terrible epidemic. :o x_x First fatality
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There's an evil guy I know named Reinhart, and he's corrupt to the bone. And if you're a simple mortal in a fight with him...
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Rushed B with only a knife, got awped instantly x_x
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I think the mushroom you just ate was poisonous.
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got soaked in jet fuel, died from the fumes
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Sunk into swamp mud :o x_x
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slept in a warm cave, turned out to be the open mouth of an alligator
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Attacked by one million flies D: x_x
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hit in the back of the head by a fast moving steel beam
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Chased by a bunch of angry bulls x_x
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drowned in a large tank of milk
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Tried to battle a smile monster x_x
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opened up cards too fast, it got a paper cut on the side of your neck instead of going for help kept opening up more card packs x_x
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Got crushed by a mega pack of cards x_x
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XD
a heavy display case fell on you
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Was in the display that fell :o x_x
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fell in a food processor XD
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Ice cream maker accident x_x
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XD sounds bad and cold tew
fell in a giant tank where very hot spicy salsa is being made, not sure if the passing away was good or bad
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Got stuck in a taco shell XP x_x
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got stuck under a grain silo, played when it was emptied, suddenly started to fill, died when it got buried under it
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Tried to show off by showing off that they could sit in a oven without getting but didn't realize that oven was actually a freezing machine :o x_x
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XD
tried to run across the train tracks from one side to another to take desserts, didn't look and got hit by a train
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Hit by a tricycle XP x_x
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got stuffed inside a box and couldn't breath, person doing the shipping didn't include holes for breathing
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Played with a gas canister but forgot they could make fire and accidentally exploded D: x_x
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somehow got hit by a falling lawn gnome
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Caught by a super big living plant monster x_x
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tried to protect a smaller fur from a lawn mower, but instead Vee was caught under the lawn mower
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Eaten by a dragon pokemon x_x
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got punched very hard by a Lucario
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Fallen into a unfinished water slide x_x
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a cow someone tipped over and crushed you
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Died from trying to pounce on a goat x_x got kicked
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got buried under a mysterious liquid, died shortly after
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Tried to sip the mysterious liquid x_x
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got caught under a large berry branch, passed away when it couldn't escape x_x
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Turned into a warm ice cube :S x_x
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too many cookies
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Flew to high up and loss consciousness, fell back to the ground D: x_x
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While chasing the dessert, they stepped on a rake and got hit, epic comic style.
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Went to a " fur " party but realized too late that is was a party of fur collectors became part of one of their collections D: x_x
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Tried to hold on to a hot air balloon lost grip and fell down
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Tried to be a bird but forgot the wing part XP x_x
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hitchhiked a ride on a boat, but the boat was used for sinking
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When to visit a fireworks factory but accidentally set some off, didn't die from fireworks but from the falling roof :( x_x
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snuck into a restaurnt and tried to sneak away with the soup, but it was too hot and too heavy, just spilled it all over you
*died from burns hours later* :( :'( x_x
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Got hit by a massive dough ball and couldn't find way out, ? died with ya D: x_x
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XD
got trapped in pizza sauce jar
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Got nipped by a cheetah a little too hard x_x
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XD
tried to hide under an elephant, something spooked it and ? got trampled
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Died while trying to visit Antarctica with their Glaceon friend but ya froze x_x
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tried to take nomz from a hungry bear
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Caught by hunter when they saw your really nice fur :( x_x
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x_x
got baked in an echilada
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Got liquefied into a hot sauce D: x_x
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Frozen while trying to make ice cream
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Became so hot that they burned through reality XD x_x
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got caught cheating food by a mafia, didn't end well
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Tried to cross the amazon river but didn't make it x_x
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fell in a pond with lots of dangerous creatures
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Got made into a salad D: x_x
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XD
fell out the roof of a building when it found out what the salad was made of x_x x_x
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Someone tried to make tea with ya XD x_x
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XD
after seeing that, decided not to drink anymore, passed away from dehydration
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played with a candle but caught on fire x_x
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x_x now I can burnz, fast x_x
jumped on a trampoline, jumped up high and hit head on a tree
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Fell into a left shredder D: D: x_x
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tried to build a model volcano using real lava
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Wanted to watch but being all leafy can guess what happened :( x_x
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T_T x_x
took a vacation to an exotic location, eaten by locals as they said it was their custom
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Wanted to act like a leaf in autumn, but didn't fall as one.
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Tried to dance the night away on Venus, but night was in 240 days. Didn't last till then x_x
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took a space cruise to outter space, fell asleep from drinking milk and crashed into a meteor
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Burnt up in a kitchen accident D: x_x :'(
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entered earth too slowly and burned up on reentry
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Got eaten by a plant eater D: x_x
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tried to take me scuba diving, went too far under and ran out of air
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Tried to go swimming with Firox x_x
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wanted to feel the water while it was in a submarine, drowned
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Played with magcargo well burned up before even reaching :( x_x
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got baked into a cheesecake
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Hid in a salad bowl but died when a folk hit them :( x_x
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x_x
got attacked by the Cookie Monster, demanding it's cookies back XD
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Got turned into a decorative plant XD x_x
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tried to slide across power lines, didn't go welll
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Made the pilot of our flight fall asleep while playing with grass whistle, we both passed away when they crashed :o x_x
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Whilst playing around in a forest during the winter, they accidentally woke up a bear from it's wintersleep. Let's just say that bear wasn't exactly happy and uh... You can guess the rest.
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Found out what they were allergic to the hard way x_x
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Got caught in a Pokéball. Problem is, the Pokéball was too small.
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Some attempted to catch you with a pokeball but when it didnt work they just pelted them at you without end until you died x_x
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You didn't like trains, but you did like meteorites.
*CRASH*
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Became somefur's sandwich.
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Decided to play with ice - fell through a frozen pond
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Got trapped in a grain miller x_x
-
ate over 70 burgers in less than hour
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Someone really wanted lettuce for their burger so they used ya D: what a meanie x_x
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someone covered you in potatoes and threw you into an oven
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Got lost in a cave system and ran into one of the torches :'( x_x
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a bear thought you was a chocolate cake slice and nibbled ya in one bite
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Fell in a giant vat of dressing, couldn't get out x_x
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^_^ (one that came to mind)
It saw me using "Swords Dance" and tried to copy me using real swords, sliced it's head in two
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Tried to use bite, wroked but bit someone toxic XP :o x_x
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tried to pull me away from a poisonous snake but it got bit instead
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Tried to jump over a rocket car x_x
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nibbled on a piece of meat it had found, passed away from the infection in the meat
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Pounced on by a much bigger fur x_x
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a forgetful doctor T_T :o took out a little too much blood from you
(all of it) x_x
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Got grilled up while sleeping fur thought you were just funny looking plant that wasn't living D: x_x
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passed away from sadness when all of it's friends who where going to visit ya died in a plane crash :'(
(heyz, that even made me sad)
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( that would be very sad ) :'(
Tried to go skiing with me but we didn't look ahead first and went off cliff x_x
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Took me on a trip to the mountains.... they where in Antarctica. Both of us froze
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Got eaten by a shark whilst he was trying to learn how to waterski.
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Eaten by an airplane while sky diving o.O x_x
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Killed the person who killed the person who killed you. As such, the person who killed the person who killed you killed you instead of the person who killed you as revenge.
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Died because they caught a case of the deaths :o x_x
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Pressed a small green button with a warning sign reading "Please press this button". Turned out, that actually was a very bad idea.
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Decided to not step on the box that said, stay off and then got crushed X3 x_x
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ate too much chicken wings at once, chocked on a bone
-
Jumped in ice box to cool tail off but froze D: x_x
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x_x
ate a really spicy pepper, head exploded from too much heatness
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Got put in prison in a desert, over heated D: x_x
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saw something it liked on TV and tried to imitate it, died doing so
-
Died during a salad tossing x_x
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tried to take dessert from hungry furs
-
Dance too much and went over a balcony rail x_x
-
jumped after me from the balcony holding to land on soft leafs, instead landed on the cement below
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A truck went out of control and ran into ya :'( x_x
-
walking through the forest
didn't know that lumber workers where cutting down trees
tree fell on you
-
Was climbing tree when it went down x_x
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was running so fast, it didn't see the fast moving truck on time until it was too late
-
Died in a science accident x_x
-
fell in a tub full of gasoline, died from the fumes
-
There was one tiny problem.
Just one tiiiiiiny problem.
...a nuke fell on him.
-
Got a 720 no-scope headshot in the face from yourself!
Wait wha-?! How bad are you at shooters?
-
*WHOMP! WHOMP! WHOMP!*
Huh? What's going over there?
*Looks*
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fantendo/images/f/f0/Whomp...png/revision/latest?cb=20120221012708)
*Looks closer, finds Michen in front of it*
Oh.
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Had a deadly piranha plant encounter x_x
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Got nommed by Bowser
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Hid in a bush as a bush trimmer came along D: x_x
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stepped on a wire, which triggered a trap to come out throwing sharp daggers at ya, too late too dodge
-
Got hit by a machete on accident while a adventurer was going though thick trees D: x_x
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x_x
was on top of one of the trees, fell from a very high height
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Was napping when a near by volcano erupted, died buried in ash :'( x_x
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Tried to outrun the ash cloud didn't get far
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Tried to jump the lava x_x
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Nommed 50 pizzas in 20 minutes or tried to
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Had a ice skating accident x_x
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threw random rocks at furs, a car hit one in return some how hit you in the head at high speed, died couple hours later
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Made too many leaves and got lost in the pile, wouldn't find way out x_x
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Was put in the recycle bin, it got emptied minutes later.
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Died in roller skating accident x_x
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He was prepared for the Games. They let him hope for a while, and then blew him away. He died playing.
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Tried to jump the shark x_x
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The dark side lied about the cookies
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Some stuff involving world domination and a laser, I don't think it ended well x_x
-
There was an unfortunate incident with a pengiun and a toaster.
...
Dunno what happened.
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Put assorted cutlery in the microwave.
-
Was working on a track which was suppose to be closed . . . . but some mistakes took place. x_x
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wanted to know how the dryer felt
got burnt and hit a lot - ended up veewy dry XD
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Though the washer would just be like a water slide XP Found out it was way worse x_x
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played with scissors while running
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Someone found the salad fork x_x
-
Touched the prongs while inserting a power cord into an outlet x_x
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A deadly spider hid in their hat and they didn't see in time x_x
-
tried to open a salad dressing jar using iron tail
passed away when the glass shards cut into various Vee veins
unable to stop all the cuts in time
-
Some mean fur tried to turn you into a green smoothie x_x
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tried to unplug the blender by chewing and pulling the cord, died from too much electricity
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Someone sprinkled plant killer on ya :'( x_x
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chewed on lobster but the lobster fought back and dragged you under water
-
Nipped by a monster, lost other half because of that :( x_x
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tried to jump over rocks crossing a fast moving river, fell down and was swept over a waterfall
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Got dried out from a desert x_x
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tried to throw a crab into boiling water, but the crab won, Vee ended up in the water instead
-
Someone really wanted steam veggies, so they used ya x_x
-
slid on ice, and hit by a car that couldn't stop either
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Got trapped in a broken water slide while the park closed D: x_x
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tried to stuff as many candies as possible in maw
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Got blown away in a really really strong wind x_x
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XD
added extra hot sauce to the chili
-
Used a special grow potion, leaves grew way too big x_x
-
XD (I just realized I got the topics mixed up again! thought it was teh party topic) XD
turned on a very powerful fan, turned it on the wrong way and got sucked into the blades
-
Caught in the ice maker x_x
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XD
caught inside a furnace that someone turned on to be mean, didn't think anyone would be inside
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Jumoed in to ask what I was doing there, was at the wrong time x_x Burned up with me
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Evolved into a Flareon and tried Heat Wave... Too bad it backfired.
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Nothing but
(http://i.imgur.com/Xjfrnrs.jpg)
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Maybe, but I devided you by four. Four meals, that is. *licks lips*
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Picked up the wrong bottle and added poison to their meal. Keep your poisons away from your cooking ingredients. x_x
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I'm gonna search on you!
(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.11241105.4427/raf,750x1000,075,t,5e504c:7bf03840f4.jpg)
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fell in the campground fire, unable to move
-
Lost in forest fire x_x
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tried to pet the wrong fur
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Slept in the wrong restaurant, ended up on a plate :'( x_x
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Fluffy mane thing grew too much, suffocated in fur x_x
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Some hit you with a pickaxe though they were in Minecraft and you were a rare block :o x_x
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(Heh heh... Cal is based off of my Minecraft skin from a few yrs back)
Got stepped on while in an elevator with much larger furs
-
( oh that's interesting :) )
Died from bedbugs D: x_x
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died from mane bugs :?
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Died from jumping too much on a glass bridge :o x_x
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died from too much laughing
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Died from cow attack XP x_x
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got bullied by other Eevees, died from sadness
(also makes me sad typing it) :'( :'(
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Died from fright during a scary movie x_x
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tried to run away from the scary movie, ran outside the theatre but got hit by a car when it ran across the street without looking
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Tried to ride a on top a train but went into a cave x_x
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tried to help out with cooking, but got to close to the knife
-
Tried to jump on a giant dino, got bit x_x
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couldn't open a jar of pickles and tried to smash it open, dropping part of the roof on your head
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Got pinned between two battling furs :'( x_x
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tried to pull out carrots from the ground, died from the heat and too much work
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Lost in the forest x_x
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Dug a hole just too deep, then drowned when it rained and filled with water.
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Got hugged by a Lucario and got impelled through the heart D: x_x
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got squashed by the same Lucario
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Hit by a laser x_x
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tried to bury a landmine, but detonated before you could bury it
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Fell into a ice hole and couldn't climb out too slippery :( x_x
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tried to jump on teh field of a football game fell from such a high height
-
Tried to glide down on a leaf but didn't work x_x
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got a papercut didn't do anything about it, died from an infection
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Went swimming in a cold river with me, we both froze :( x_x
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got trapped in a fire spin :'(
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Got beat up by a glaceon x_x
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x_x (I can't winz against it)
some creature tried to open a coconut that it threw on a rock, Vee took the wrong time to jump across the rock - died instantly x_x
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Got hit in head by a base ball during a game :o x_x
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T_T x_x
got chomped too hard by another fur
(wasn't !)
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Got dropped over a cliff by a psychic pokemon :o x_x
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tried to save me by passing a large rope for me to hold on, but it broke and came tumbling down with me
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Rolled down a hill into a pool as knocked out once they hit water x_x drowned
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somehow got blowned out into outterspace died when it couldn't breath
-
Tried to swim through air but fell really far x_x
-
? is blasting off again!
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Some one tried to belly rub you with acid on their gloves
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Fell into a giant toaster x_x
-
landed next to a landing plane
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Got poked by a giant pen x_x
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Those cookies were poisoned...
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Had a sword duel and didnt win x_x
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tried to sleep outside in a storm, didn't make it
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tried to swim in smile x_x
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:? (swim in smile?) XD XD
jumped out of a plane, fell asleep and forgot to open it's parachute
-
( haha I meant slime XD )
A tree battled them and won :o x_x
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played with bricks, but the building it was holding up fell down on top of you
-
Started to rain hard and got locked out of home x_x
-
was caught in the middle of a blast
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Locked in a cage and meanie threw key away x_x
-
played friendly with other young furs, but the mother tought you tried to eat them, so it ate you in one bite
-
Died from a fire type swimming pool x_x
-
eeee, too much fire
rolled down a hill, by bad luck chance rolled in front a brick that a fighting type was practicing with x_x (died from a fast quick blow to the head)
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Grew some wings but lost them at the wrong time x_x
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Swallowed a car battery (IDK how, it looked very painful)
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Died from a sudden heart attack, didn't get help on time :'(
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All that fluffy fur didn't help in summer.
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Died from jump rope
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Got caught in a deadly game of "Hot Potato" where the "Potato" was a time bomb.
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Forgot how to tiger and tried to bird instead
-
Tried to nom the Cookie Monster's cookies
-
Something happened between them and elmo x_x
-
XD
tried to eat a blue mushroom
-
slipped on ice and went down hill x_x
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Got hit by an Aurora Beam when it got distracted by tge light
-
Turns out they were resting on a log heading for a waterfall x_x
-
Woke a Houndoom from its nap. Turns out Flamethrower was super effective, with a real flamethrower...
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not sure how, ended up under a waterfall
-
Biggest paper cut ever x_x
-
^_^ heyz! XD
got swallowed by a mysterious plant
-
whatz? X3
Slips over on noodles and fell into a big pot ready to boil spaghetti x_x
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:3 nothingz, *licks ya nose* XP
Elevator broke when it was on the top floor, slammed on the basement really hard
-
Got turned into a piece of paper x_x
-
bad accident, somehow got a spear impaled through the heart
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Got eaten by a shark during an ice skating competition.
Don't ask, please.
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Got attacked by all world's insects all at once x_x
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Trying to eacape beign trapped in a cage, broke teeth and claws, bled out
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Drowned in a snickerdoodle ocean :P x_x
-
Got stuck in the world's largest glass bottle
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Got paw stuck in some gears :o x_x
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fell from the ceiling while it was looking down
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Fell into a chocolate pot and hardened underneath x_x
-
got eaten by a giant chocolate chip :?
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slept in a bad spot and rolled into a trap :o x_x
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A death curse by a spooky scary skeleton
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Shape Shifted into a death snow leopard x_x
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Tried to tap 3 stones at one, but one of them was a landmine
-
Ran into a bowl of deadly acid D: x_x
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confused bleach with lemon juice when it made the lemon pie
died shortly after
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Died from falling on pencil x_x
-
some how got impaled by wooden chopsticks
-
Choked on a bone and fell into lake :o x_x
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Stepped on a lego
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Got hit by a cookie cutter x_x
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tried to nom sushi, but the window broke and fell on you
-
Ate bad sushi x_x
-
X3
tried to boil lobster, but lobster fought back and dropped you on the cemet floor below
-
Got pounced on by a much bigger cat x_x
-
x_x
got caught and bit by couple of venomous spiders while traveling in Australia
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Tried to mess with Orca, got eaten
-
lost the battle with a deer
-
Tried to fight a hawk
-
tried catching a crab near the side of the water, caught by an octopus first
-
Crashed the boat we were on x_x
-
drowned with the ship
-
drowned in apple sauce
-
someone making ceviche, and jumped in, someone drowned in the lemon juice while trying to nom the fish
-
Accidentally got strangled by a Sylveon :'( x_x
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:'( awww, Sylvee seems so nice
caught in a water current unable to swim away
-
They didn't mean to :(
Ran into a pencil factory and fell into pencil pit x_x
-
x_x
decided to starve when all the food served and grown was it's least favorite vegetable
-
Got hit by a boat x_x
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tried to swallow 10 cups of cinnamon
-
Tried to jump over a shredder x_x jumped short
-
got surprised by Jason Vorhees
-
Napped and got caught by Freddy x_x
-
x_x x_x
attacked by Leatherface
-
Got used as bait by a meanie :o x_x
-
D: eee nuu, fish D:
somehow drowned in grape juice
-
Got too scared by a jaws poster and fainted then got stepped on D: x_x
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wanted to know how flying was like, so got on board an airplane's wing, fell off somewhere while it was in flight
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Got put in a microwave :S x_x
-
fell in a witch's cooking pot, was not part of the witche's spell X3
-
Was the receiving end of a spell a death spell x_x
-
ran with a butcher's knife when it ran over to cut steak, but slipped on some oil, didn't turn out well
-
Got hit by the bus while playing in street x_x
-
tried to ourun a speeding train x_x
-
Wanted to catch a ride on rocket from a rocket launcher into a wall x_x
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wasn't allowed on the space shuttle so tried to climb on the outside, died with no oxygen almost out of athmosphere
-
Got trapped in a giant ball of tape :S x_x
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Hit by a tram (Sorry!)
-
Attacked by a snowman x_x
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Try to jump from a table to a bed, got caught in a usb cord, and suffocated
-
Was messing with a machine and it exploded on them x_x
-
tried to use a fork for the first time and got poked by it
-
Napped in a death area, got stabbed :o x_x
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drank a jar of milk it randomly found
didn't know the milk wasn't milk but an acid
-
Tried to drive a car but crashed when they couldn't reach breaks :( x_x
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tried to imitate something it saw on The Simpsons 'itchy and scratchy show' didn't well either
-
Got made into a sandwich for a giant fur x_x
-
tragic accident, vehicle it was traveling in, somehow got hit by a bullet that came from a nearby building
-
Trapped in a mine x_x
-
died of starvation when it couldn't figure out how to use a can opener
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Tried to dive on coins but broke neck x_x
-
that be painful, nuu think will be like cartoons where the coins move as if it was water XD
tried to stuff so many strawberries that it's maw exploded
-
Went down a water slide that was missing a piece D: x_x
-
:S x_x
fell from a roller coaster that it was too small to ride on
-
Tried to battle a full sized lion x_x
-
tried to eat a really sour candy, chocked on it
-
Fell into a well while playing x_x
-
found what it thought was a box of candy, turned out to be a stun-gun in disguised, died quickly
-
Got beat up by a lucario x_x
-
died from an unknown infection
-
Was the start of a zombie outbreak x_x
-
Ate a rotten avocado
-
Got mind blown by something they saw x_x
-
Ate poisonous strawberries
-
Got lost in a large pool of water, hard to spot because blended in a little x_x
-
got lost in a potato patch, died when pesticide was added from the top
-
Went down a slide but was going way too fast and flew out of the side x_x
-
somehow a heavy potted plant fell from a home and landed on your head
-
Got eaten by a eagle x_x
-
tried to play with a bear cub, but got eaten by the mother
-
Was with me when that happened :o x_x
-
we both got lost in a forest fire - at least we went together
-
Got hit by giant wave x_x
-
overloaded with electricity when visiting a power plant
-
Slipped on ice cube x_x
-
slipped at a restaurant, random oil spill - passed away when a server falll on you
-
Got covered by a muk x_x
-
drank way too much milk at once, stomach ruptured
-
Brain got eaten by a bug D: x_x
-
got hit by a piece of steel, not sure where it came from, was quick
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Got squished by a super ant x_x
-
angered by accident The Incredible Hulk
-
Slipped trying to climb up a ladder x_x
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try to dig underground, when it tried to dig up, dug under a lake, drowned
-
Crushed under a ultra big chocolate bar it took out a whole city :o x_x
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Fell for the old "dinner plate on a trapfall" trick
RIP Sweet prince XD
-
Had a time machine accident, actually got aged within the machine XP x_x
-
Got caught by a Pokeball and suffocated.
Turns out putting small animals in tiny balls isn't a great idea <.< XD
-
Decided to fire a laser gun at the mirror out of anger but it bounced right back X3 x_x
-
Got hit by a ricochet laser while saying "I told you so"
And that, kids, is why we don't gloat XD
-
Someone screamed " Twister " and they ran for the twister party game in the closet but they meant a tornado which was heading their way XD x_x
-
Got stunned by Stone Cold after saying it was not indeed the bottom line
-
Wanted to prove a point that something was dangerous so did that action and died but hey proved their point x_x
-
was slapped day and night, that it couldn't eat, or sleep or drink
-
Died from lack of rest after drinking strong coffee x_x
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Dranks so much water that it turned into water
not the Vaporeon way
-
Attack by a certain bird pokemon x_x ( ya know who I'm talking about XD )
-
T_T *lots of them tew* x_x
tried to inflate itself with helium, floated away, died of no oxygen
-
Died from getting booped too hard x_x
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played music a little way too high and head exploded
-
Fainted on the train tracks while train was coming x_x
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somehow got trapped in a 3DS XL died when it ran out of battery and Vee was unrecoverable, as the player forgot to save
-
Died while using a Virtual Boy, got dizzy and fell x_x
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got transfered to a very mean trainer, not sure what happen or want to find out
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Played with a oven that was leaking gas x_x
-
got in a hot spa, drowned when it fell asleep in the warmth
-
Got stuck in a wind tunnel x_x
-
got lost in the catacombs (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Paris)of Paris, never heard from again
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Fell off a large tower x_x
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got locked up in a tunnel, went in when close to closing times
no food or water, closed for the weekend tew
-
Tried to face fears in a shark cage but turns out they wanted to save money so made it out cardboard x_x
-
some meany shoved rocks inside ya maw, thinking they where fire stones
-
Trapped in a vending machine x_x
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tried to knock down the vending machine, fell on you
-
Tried to battle a big fox
-
tried to fish but was surprised by lots of crabs, nommed by them
-
Fell onto a spider web and wasn't able to get out for years x_x
-
got caught in an avalanche, wasn't heard from or seen again
-
Got lost in a giant sand storm x_x
-
Death by teacup in the middle of a Blizzard.
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Displeased the people and died during a revolt XP x_x
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Perished in the lahar, body was never found
-
Got burned up in the sun :( x_x
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Food poisoning. 'Nuff said.
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Got stabbed by a sharpened toothbrush x_x
-
Decapitated by a plate. An actual dinner plate.
-
Tried to fight that tornado that was coming x_x
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Tried to swim in a Hurricane. At sea. Alone. With no... you get where I'm going.
-
eeepz *just hearing it*
tried to battle a swordfish with an actual sword, the fish won
-
Had an encounter with a deadly Cryptid x_x
-
tried to make the world spin faster by running in circles really fast, died fro the dizziness
-
Had a lot of " heavy metal " fall on them X3 x_x
-
XD *good one* X3
tried to bake cookies, but instead of putting cookies in the oven, set himself somehow in the oven
-
Drowned in honey x_x
-
Drowned in Tea. X_X
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Got hit by a spear in the head
-
Died when forgot how to sleep x_x
-
Do you wanna have a bad time?
♥ Yes Yes
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Got lost in a Ikea x_x
-
(Huh. Creative.)
? used to be a party animal, but then they took a discoball to the head.
-
( okay)
No dont drink the glowsticks! XP x_x
-
*blows ? into smoke*
Went out like a candle.
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Attempted to out smart a hunter by setting off a bear trap but decided to use paw thinking they would be quick enough x_x
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Tried to cloak... then bumped into a Pyro. You can guess what happened next.
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Couldnt defuse the bomb in time x_x even after that master play
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got caught in a cotton candy machine
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Drowned in Syrup while stuck :'( :'( x_x
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wrapped up in a blanket, didn't get out of the way on time when a car smashed through the building
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Bridge broke they were on x_x
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nommed too quickly, shocked
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Explode from trying to light a match in a gassy room x_x
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got hit by a hockey puck x_x
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Someone tried to throw ya through a basketball hoop x_x
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confused for a football, was kicked by other players
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Got burned by a pizza falling off a table x_x
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Their favourite cereal with a tiger as mascotte now came with real tiger meat...
Living real tiger meat...
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Got their eardrums blown out while watching something with max volume and couldnt hear the oncoming train next day x_x
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Got eaten by a turkey
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Died from slipping into a mud pool x_x
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nommed on my hotdog when I was nomming with closed eyes
:( :'(
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Fell into a toilet and got flushed down somehow :'( x_x
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vewy hungwy furs ate ya, starting with the cookies
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Got squished by a giant tiger x_x
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got baked in a giant apple pie
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Got killed by a scare x_x
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tried to imitate it saw it saw on the show "1,000 Ways to Die"
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Got caught in a ferris wheel and suffocated :'(
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snuck into a dorito company and nomz doritos, but got sealed into a bag and suffocated
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Caught in a huge mixer getting crushed x_x
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got crushed by sand
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Tried eating sand inside their sandwich x_x
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died in a helicopter crash
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Died from drinking a nasty drink x_x
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crushed by a fast moving bowling bowl when it tried to chase and catch it
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Hit himself with a pocketwatch laser.
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Didn't trust the warning signs, said it was conspiracy and said would get to the bottom. . . . seems they got to the bottom of the canyon XP x_x
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Played with a pocketknife
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Got too much caffeine x_x
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Pretended to be a tram until it got hit by one
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Was on a fast train when it slammed in to another x_x
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Wanted to pet a snake, jumped into a cobra's den, some where hungry
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Got hit by a go kart x_x
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Spontaneously combusted instead of evolving after contact with a Firestone.
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Tried to use shield to stop a missile x_x
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Tried to start a grill fell inside
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Got kicked by a boot while lying in the running path x_x
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Accident with lawn mower
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Died from slipping down a mountain x_x
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Sharp slap to the back of the neck
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Fell on coloured pencil and got stabbed x_x
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Ate a poison fruit
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Brought a sword to a rifle fight XP x_x
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fell from a tree and landed on a porcupine
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Hit by a space rock x_x
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nipped by various Alligator Snapping Turtles
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Kicked in head by a horse x_x
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pulled underwater by a crab
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Danced until they dropped dead X3 x_x
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tried to make stuffed mushrooms, used the poisonous kind
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Ate a bunch of cookies but was on a planet where cookies were alive, got executed for crimes against cookie kind :'( x_x
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eaten by a giant chocolate rabbit
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Went way too fast and hit a wall x_x
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was squashed by a dragon
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Got burned by the same dragon x_x
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rode the dragon until the dragon got hit by a fairy move, both fell thousands of feet into hard rocks below
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Forgot to eat and died x_x
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ship it was on sunk, didn't get to a lifeboat on time, drowned
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Ran off a cliff while playing wasn't paying attention :( x_x
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was thrown out of a window of a fast moving car, hit by other vehicles
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Tried to sleep on a rail track, though it was inactive but got hit :( x_x
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somehow died in an apple orchard
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Trapped in a big bottle of glue :o x_x
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passed away after getting lost in a frozen desert
(Antarctica)
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Nommed way too much peanut butter x_x
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ate too much it forgot to drink water - died a few days later
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Got poked by a poison needle x_x
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hit by a dark shadow
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slipped on a ice cube x_x
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shot by Solid Snake :?
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Fell into a tanker truck and got stuck while it filled up :( x_x
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was the victim of a torna.....
:'( better think of something different :'(
squashed by a falling watermelon
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Got nipped by lizard, didn't die from bite but infection x_x
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shocked by a fall power line
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fell in a sinkhole x_x
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was hit by an out of control drone
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Tried to battle a glaceon and got turned to an iceleopard x_x
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It turns out you can't outrun a car.
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Was preforming for a king and messed up a note, was swiftly beheaded x_x
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A trap triggered underneath his feet. His agony was long and painful. And the rats...
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Nooo don't light that match, the room is filled wi . .. . * explodes *
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Special enemy Temmie appeared here to defeat you!
TEMMIE- RATED TEM OUTTA TEM
Wants to pet cute humans.
But you're allergic!
? was pet by Temmie.
The allergic reaction was so bad they died.
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" Host " fell from a roof after getting dizzy from encounter and landed on you x_x
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The guy named "Host" decided to pick extra hard on you.
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Got spooked by a certain font! o-O x_x and died for it
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You're blue now.
But you wanted to be yellow!
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Got eaten by a robotic monkey
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(What)
The rare and threatening Double Davis.
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( yea . . )
Got caught by pun police and died during interrogations. X3
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rlly
"knock knock"
"who's there"
"death"
"death who"
"instant death"
*instant death for ?*
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Died from a computer being thrown out of a window
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Burned to a crisp by a scorpion made of molten rock.
Turns out it was aiming for the soldier behind him.
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Tried to drift with a airliner and started to fall out of the sky
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Got soffocated by me trying to hug you :3
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Got crushed by everyone trying to hug them all at once :3
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Volunteered for a Hydraulic Press video on YouTube
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1000 degree knife vs tiger x_x GONE WRONG, 2017!!!
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fell into a pot of boiling oil
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Lost all their fur during winter storm :( x_x
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got nommed in a giant taco
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True to make campfire at a gas station x_x
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somehow steangled itself while trying to get out clothing a fur put on you
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Got eaten by a potato kitten?!?! :o :? x_x
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XD
nommed by the hungriest walnut ever :?
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Got beat up by a giant emolga x_x
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Attempted to race a train... Key word "Attempted"... x_x
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Was the victim of sabotage when someone blew up the tracks while they were driving a train x_x
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The airbags didn't deploy x_x
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Fell into the ocean and drowned during a big event x_x
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Choked on some chocolate Pocky
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Tried to cram head into a way too tiny hat and died from really hurting their brain :o x_x
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ate too much bread quickly, turned into bread itself, died when birds nommed the VeeBread
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Died in the great soda flood x_x
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died when the train it traveled on derailed
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Died from a splinter x_x
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passed away from a paper cut that got infected
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Died when planet exploded x_x
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hit by a car battery
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Tried to fight a snapping turtle but wasn't big enough x_x
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got cooked in a pot of rice
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Drowned in the tomato soup x_x XD
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Driving m4 sherman mid 1944 germans retreating tiger1(h) shoots sherman, engine catches fire hatches are locked
Now trapped he burns to death
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Got into combat in a Bob Semple tank, pretty much got shredded instantly with first contact to the enemy
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Tried Earthbending. Didn't do a good job at it.
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Pulled a switch . . . was a trap door no one was sure were it lead, but found the body outside x_x
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got hit by a jar of pickles that someone couldn't open
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stabbed by a fork x_x
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covered in ketchup XD nommed by a Pikachu
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Tried to steal the ketchup from that Pikachu X3 x_x
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had a big cut on the side of the neck from falling down, didn't noticed until it was too late, not sure how it happened
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Sleep too long and missed the ship to escape the end of the planet :'( x_x
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got poked by an hot iron steel bar
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Died when they played in a lab and released a deadly chemical x_x
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Blasted off to the sun
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Died when their ship got lost in space x_x
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Got eaten by a giant killer tomato
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Got burned in a tanning booth D: x_x
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Fell down an endless hole.
Oh wait...
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National eat a snow leopard day? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ x_x
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There was nothing you could do. I beat you up with my fists.
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Went to a barbecue and ended up on a plate x_x
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(Gee no way I wanna be mutton)
threw himself out of the window, 3428 stories up
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Fell asleep while operating a biplane mid dive.
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Was a sun chaser.
But just like Icarus he came too close.
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Wool got caught in a giant fan. . . ouch
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Overrun by a horde of fans
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Wool caught on fire, burnt up quickly x_x
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choked in my wool as punishment for the wool deaths.
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Got found by a giant and was used as a cotton ball D: x_x
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the bad joke ghost made him wet the bed every night until he suicided to be rid of it.
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Got canned , quite literally x_x
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He ended up in the souvenir shop after being turned to a plushie.
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Died to a sunflower . . seems familiar
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Are you talking about your killer as well?
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/your_best_friend19.png)
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Got tangled up in vines, wouldn't come down for months x_x
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eaten by an ant.
A very big ant.
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Woah! Invented a jetpack . .. . and a guided bomb at the same time . . . o.O x_x
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It was a homing missile.
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Tried motor oil soup x_x
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ate the hottest pepper in the world, turned out that it was still in the oven when it tried to eat it
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Tried to eat a mother's eggs, got slashed up :o x_x
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jumped into a pool, but got snatched up by a giant bird
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Got held under water too long by a squid and drowned :'( x_x
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tried to fetch a chicken wing from the fryer and fell inside, died quickly
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Died from a explosion when they made a campfire at gas station x_x
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died from eating too much ice cream at once
it'z body slowly froze
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Died from a kitchen fire :'( x_x
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died in a forest fire, along with many other furs (including Jyo)
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Died from falling on a really sharp branch x_x was trying to climb a tree
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Drunk science never ends well
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Pulled out way too sharply from a dive and torn the wings off x_x
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ate too much raw garlic without resting
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Tried to tape a box but got stuck inside x_x
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Driving a panther tank m26 pershing engages the crew the pershing takes one fatal shot on the panthers ammo
Hatch blows open from fire burst, HE ammo is the first to expload and blows off the turret killing the crew quite violently
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:?
was caught in an avalanche, body was found tew late
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Got into a shopping cart accident x_x
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was on the path of a deadly explosion
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Died from lack of sleep after staying up for a week x_x
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There was this thing, with a thing, and some stuff happened. Long story short, a sad incident involving a toaster, a fan and a pair of dice.
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Died from eating too much sand o.O x_x
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Activated the halo array by acident.long story short U.N.S.C or covenant they both lost the war
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Died via tangled cords, got caught around neck o.O x_x
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got sucked up into a vacuum cleaner
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Died from dropping something on their own head :o x_x
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You ran out of energy running after cookies
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Died from a shopping cart propane explosion while going down hill :o x_x
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Died from being in the same shopping cart as me.
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Died from a jet ski accident, fed the fishes :S x_x
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Died from replying to too many of EzraJenkinson's replies.
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Died from replying so quickly to threads XP
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Died from overdose of cookies.
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Died from attempting to invent the flying office chair!
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Died from volunteering to pilot the first prototype of the flying office chair.
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Died trying to drift with a fast moving unicycle x_x
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Died from laughter at all of my eccentric stunts that I seem to end up doing.
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Died from loosing vision during a high speed flight
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Died from being crushed by an office chair falling out of the sky.
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Died from trying to run a tight rope
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Died from thinking that it was a good idea to bring me back to life.
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Died from hunger after getting trapped in a box
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Died when you found Arceus.
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Foot got caught in gears D: x_x
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was hit by multiple dark attacks, not caused by !
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Accidentally broke neck while carrying something, got distracted and dropped it on neck x_x
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Died from wondering if magma could really be that dangerous.
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Died while playing with a gasoline pump x_x
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Died from being too close to me while I was playing with a gasoline pump.
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Got lost in a cave and went hungry :( x_x
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Went looking for me in the cave, and got lost as well.
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Died from getting hit with iron tail while I was trying to open something x_x Sorry! :c
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Tried to open an unstable-looking cupboard using iron tail
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Was eaten by a massive space worm :| x_x
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Thought that massive space worms didn't eat those who released them from their cupboards.
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Tried a massive cheeseburger, heart didn't make it :o x_x
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Thought that the drop wasn't that steep or deep.
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Died from a oil spill x_x
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cauterization gone horribly wrong
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Died in a flaming aircraft after flying a bit off course into the wrong airspace x_x
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Died by thinking that you could manage to eat an entire garlic bulb, without anything to mask the flavour.
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Turns out, the dragon really was dangerous.
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Went to a convention of DEATH! o.O
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The potato was hungry.
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Fell off a ladder x_x
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Ladder fell on you.
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Saw me fall off a bridge and decided to follow X3
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Fell off a bridge in hopes that I would follow.
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Created a paradox of sorts and tore apart space and time! :| x_x
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Wanted to see a black hole up close. Got too close.
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Forgot how to stand up for a year but when they got up died from blood clot x_x
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*Stands up* *Sits back down*
Thought that crocodiles were herbivores.
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Fell on a spike trap running jogging
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Wondered what that big red button did
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Tried to eat a muk :o x_x
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Tried to stand on the shoulder of a giant. You were successful, for a few seconds.
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Wanted to test his wings which were made of lead
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Went swimming with Jolteon, Raichu, and Electrode.
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Their ice box was really a dead robot!
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tried to nibble live wires while it was getting a shower taken
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Wow, that was a very big paper cut. I probably should have called an ambulance.
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Went to space and ran into a star
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tried to dig under the earth and fell into lava
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Tighter from dropping heavy rock
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slept on the place where I was putting on a huge boulder, squished
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Got too sad when they killed me :'( x_x died from it
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so true, *aww, made me tear up a little tew* :'(
passed away when it fell from the top of a burning building onto a sharp fence
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Too many dark types
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Accepted a free cookie. It was poison
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Died from stairs x_x
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Didn't notice the lack of a bungee cord before jumping.
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Was unsure of how to defuse bomb, took a while to think
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You took good care of your carnivorous plant.
Aaah! A bit too good!
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Ummm I don't think you use a toaster like that :o Caused a toaster to blow up on them
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passed away when a star fell on you
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manages to split an atom with powers x_x
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tried the hottest reaper pepper it found, head exploded
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Drowned in Aqua Green food colouring :o x_x
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passed away when it fell in silver grey paint next to you
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The natives hunted you for dinner :( x_x
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nommed on by a mean pack of wolves
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Died from a dark attack
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died from a super effective aura sphere
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Beaten to death by a jelly filled doughnut
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Death by a piece of metal flying quickly
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Tried to use the force, but the force was too strong...
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Cooked with the pasta x_x
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Stole my cat toy >:(
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Tried to jump away from one lawn mower to roll under another
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Tried to shave but had accident :(
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Tried to play catch with a heavy boulder
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Got their gem torn off D: x_x
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Bled out from various paper cuts
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Got bit by a Umbreon in the neck :(
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Fought a zombie with a toothpick because they wanted a challenge...
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Died from a blob of goo, drowned. . . shame it was only level one x_x
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Jumped off a building hoping i would catch him, i gots distracted
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? had a somewhat soft landing. Soft as in "Espeon-fur soft"
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Tried to umm eat a house!? o.O Didnt end as expected x_x
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Tried to pet a rattlesnake
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Died from too much thought x_x
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died from breathing in all the fumes from the fur dye
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drowned in dye :(
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The cookie took revenge.
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Got abducted and dissected :o
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At least the next time I say you're hot you'll know I actually meant you're on fire. If there could be a next time, that is.
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Said they didnt need the tutorial! ...... for piloting a aircraft
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drowned in cranberry juice
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Drowned in cheese and pizza sauce
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Drowned in strawberry milkshake :)
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Hit by a frozen milkshake XP x_x
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Ate a tiny monster whole. The monster then started to eat them from the inside.
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Went down a wooden slide, so many splinters x_x
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Curiosity killed the cat. Err... Eevee.
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played darts with a missile.
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Tried to cross the North Korean border.
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Encountered a doom kitten!
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It was the killer rabbit of Caerbannog.
Or something like that.
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Tried to use plastic bag as scuba helmet x_x
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Tried to be a fish. Failed miserably.
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Destroyed their engine . . . . to their jet. x_x
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Tried to turn a demon into a fish.
"BEGONE, SATAN - HELLO, SHAMU!!!"
(cookies to the one who gets the reference)
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Tried to break a glass wall with fist, it worked but got sliced up x_x
( Jeff Dunham, right? Walter. . . XP )
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(HA!!! Hit the nail on the head! *gives triple-chocolate chip cookies* )
Tried to challenge the 501st. Alone. Was never heard from again.
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( yess!! X3 cookie!! * eats it * )
Died during a Deathstar tour, exploded with everyone else x_x
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Failed Darth Vader. 'Nuff said.
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Jumped to light speed without using a Hyperlane and hit a planet x_x
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Jumped the gun jumping to light speed. Ended up flying through a star. Was never seen or heard from again.
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Ordered in a Base Delta Zero on the planet they were on . . . tried to stop it but you know the rules. Died as the surface of planet was melted x_x
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Tried to fight a Sith Warrior with a Vibroknife. Thought it would be "just like in the movies". WRONG.
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Broke the lever on a time machine, aged one trillion years x_x
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Tried to hide from zombies. Was doing quite well... till they farted. Quite loudly. Subsequently found and devoured. Ironically, the fart killed the zombies shortly afterward. Something in it was toxic to them. You may have died, but you took your killers with you!
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Attempted a back flip on a bike over a helicopter, lets just say that was a pretty clean cut x_x
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made a long jump and tried to land on it's paw, instead landed sideways on it's neck
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Got stuck on wall because of Syrup x_x
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XD
got lost in pancake batter, drowned
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Went to the edge of the world because he wanted to know how it looked like, but someone pushed him over it.
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Had an accident involving tin foil and an oven x_x
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Got trapped inside a cookie jar in an abandon home, died from lack of food and water
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Got tangled up in fishing net and fell into a pool :( x_x
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There was an accident with a fireplace that burned the house he was in!
(cookie for the reference)
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Died in a battle with a chef
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His SOUL was taken by a mad dummy.
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Watch out for the snakepit!
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Shuttle crash. Sad.
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Wanted to drift in passenger jet x_x
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Collided on an interstellar highway.
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Had an encounter with magcargo x_x .
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As if you can stand a Mega Lucario.
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Got pepper sprayed by the water nose x_x
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Um...
Well...
You see...
y'know...
It's just...
never mind.
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( shoot meant " hose " mistype )
Tried for not filling out an important paper, found dead in lake x_x
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Drowned to death in synth juice
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Went over a cliff during a high speed chase x_x
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Didn't survive Order 66.
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Was a civilian in a town where order 37 was issued, was executed with all of the town x_x
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Wow. Dark.
Burnt almost beyond recognition. No one knew what happened. The last person to see you alive was a dragon, who vanished after your death.
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Was given the 50.cal buzzcut
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Crushed by a Heavy who realized he shot away $400,000.
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I guess
Wanted to invade the other planet near theirs, so put together a fleet and headed out. The invasion was quite successful but they made the same mistake that those darn martians did. . .
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I would not make such a stupid mistake! And my army isn't organic.
Ate the wrong berries. Use your imagination.
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I know, well not the second part. X3
Was caught in a giant ambush by a crafty opponent.
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Followed the dessert plate off a cliff.
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Was in a space craft that was in combat, died when a hole was blown behind them. Got sucked right out x_x
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Was in a Star Cruiser that got ambushed by Mandalorians. Didn't know the cargo bay was full of military-grade munitions. Got left on the ship when it was emptied and subsequently disintegrated.
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Tried to unleashed a gas attack just when the wind was right but didn't expect the enemy to just bring a rather huge fan
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Tried to rush the enemy base and claim their flag. Had no idea the enemy team was packing XMV-800 Miniguns and J2329-HAMR Antipersonnel cannons, deployed as defensive turrets. No one knows what hit you first - the flying fusillade of bullets, or the artillery bombardment.
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Died from attaching a rocket to a car . . .
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tried to nibble on a cheesecake, but over 1,000 mice nibbled on you
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Turned out the lights and died from fear as they thought it was a dark attack x_x
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Died from eating too much cookies and strawberries.
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Died in the not so great war. XP x_x
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died when ya tried to climb to the moon
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Lost a battle and fainted while floating high up x_x
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Farted himself off a cliff.
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Decided to give up sleep, ended up sleeping for a really really long time after two months of that x_x
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Tried to go down a rabbit hole, thinking it would be just like Alice in Wonderland. No one knows what killed you - the broken neck, or the crushed throat.
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Found some strange alien weapon that resembled a gun so used it in the same but turns out it was meant to be point in the other direction x_x
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Insulted a Romulan by implying he was a moron. >:(
XD
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Died from paranoia, tried to fight a battle for a look XP against a chainsaw covered robot with massive cannons on back along with a flame thrower in chest x_x also had a mircowave in foot :P
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Died from a heart attack caused by paranoia caused by two federal agents making him think they were chasing him. Wonder how that happened.
(That was a reference. Try and guess.)
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gun it was cleaning misfired
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Pissed off a Romulan by calling him an "it". Seriously, does no one know how sensitive Romulans can be? Or do we just not care? XD
(as before, I am not serious - I am just joking with my name.)
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Died from shock when someone got the name wrong for a giant statue of self XP x_x
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Sniped for implying Markus Tokarev is that self-centered.
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Died from recoil while operating a cannon x_x
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Tried to fire himself from a cannon. The result was beyond fatal. Cartoons are great, kids, but never forget that you can't do in real life what you see in cartoons. It can (and often will) kill you.
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Had a traitorous architect build their capital ship. x_x
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Was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Died from driving angry, got into a deadly chase x_x
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Tried to infiltrate the Tal Shiar.
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Tried to use a jet engine exhaust as a fur dryer x_x
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(Oh, yeah, that's something I'd do. I'm a very aggressive driver.)
Climbed into a crane machine to get a toy. Got stuck.
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Their currently says it all XD
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Tried to steal cookies while Cell was drinking people. Vanished.
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Found a way to break reality with their super weapon.
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Stole Louis' happy pealz. Provoked him. Was never heard from again.
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Was doing undercover work, but they blew their cover and were locked into an air-tight refrigerator in an abandoned warehouse.
Luckily, the power was cut, but they weren't found in time.
(If you ever find yourself in that situation--sit in a corner, don't move too much or speak, and take shallow breaths. The air will last longer.)
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(That almost sounds like firsthand experience talking, there. You okay?)
Provoked a dragon. Not good.
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Well into the clutches of the doom puppy
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Getting scratched behind the ears for too long that they forget to eat.
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Licked to death by a dozen puppies.
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Oh no! Their head was stuck in a bucket. Couldn't eat, couldn't drink...
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Broke an important lever, couldn't stop their vehicle until a wall stopped it x_x
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Did the same thing, but couldn't stop the vehicle at all. It careened off a cliff.
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(That almost sounds like firsthand experience talking, there. You okay?)
Provoked a dragon. Not good.
(No, it's scientific fact. I once got a call like that, though. About being locked in. Paramedics found them in time.)
Manual electrical work, knocked over their drink on the circuits while holding a wire.
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Attempted bungee jumping with a mere rope x_x can probably guess how it went
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(Oh. I had no idea you did that kind of work. Forgive me if I assume too much - it happens from time to time. Sorry.)
Clubbed to death with a soda bottle.
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(No offense taken, don't worry.)
Confused eye drops with California reaper pepper juice.
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That sounds painful. Speaking of which...
Talked to Vegeeta. Pushed the Goku button. You shouldn'ta did that. What happened next needs no explanation.
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Got a faulty mircowave
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Accidentally falls into a working microwave.
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A professional hit.
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An unprofessional hit.
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Deep fryer attack!!!
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Screw attack!!!
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Fur was so nice that some really wanted it for decoration in their home . . . :o x_x
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Turned into a hat for the bourgeoisie.
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Refused to evacuate a danger zone, saying " you can't tell me, what to do " x_x
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Tried to use a device that he ordered online from Acme.
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Practically broke the joystick flying a jet. Crashed into the shields of an alien warship.
(I feel I gave that one away. Guess the reference.)
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A vortex opened and gravity stopped just in the one area where they were standing.
(I don't know the reference. I don't watch a lot of sci-fi)
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(lol HERESY!!!)
A momentary black hole opened up beneath your feet, sucked you in, and vanished.
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Decided " Hey, why not crash this star into that star because I can " Did so and things didnt end pretty as they wanted a front row seat to the action. X3 x_x
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Disappeared for implying I would be so asinine. Never seen again.
XD
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Went through a Transporter, the version of you that went in start died and new copy with all the same thoughts was sent to the other location o.O x_x
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Death from above!
(http://i.imgur.com/y5U0HE1.gif)
Oops. Sorry Huh.
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Death from below!!
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1311350/peo-anti-aircraft-o.gif)
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1311371/peo-anti-aircraft-o.gif)
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Um... am I the only one seeing this thread descending into all-out military warfare?
Um...
...
...
... your head explodes for no reason.
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A piece of a space station falls through the atmosphere and lands on them.
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Ate spicy food. Sudden spontaneous combustion.
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Had a skiing accident in a blizzard
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Challenged - and gravely underestimated - Cell.
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Died from a torpedo attack
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Scared to ask, but what kind of torpedo? XD
Strawberry and cookie overdose. Sweet but sad.
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Maybe a Mark 15
Died in submarine accident, went too deep x_x
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A Mark XV Torpedo? A little vague. Remember, I'm in a starship over 10km long. XD
Died in a helicopter crash. Eight years later, was killed by a cop while tapping into an airport's comm traffic.
(Another movie reference. Older movie. Good luck.)
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Autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Spontaneous head explosion for confusing the **** out of me.
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Thought they had a good idea, but in reality they were just struck by lightning.
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Got stuck in a waterslide was the first to ever go down as wasn't tested or anything and found the faults, too narrow in spots x_x
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There was a painting on the side of a brick wall that was mistaken for a path when they tried to run through.
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Snatched up by Xenomorphs. And if you have seen Aliens or AVP, you know what they'll do to you.
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Just a simple spontaneous combustion.
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Turned into a flower then got picked without being put in water x_x
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Transferred into Super Mario Bros and met up with Bowser.
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Got eaten by a piranha plant among the flowers x_x
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Was running down the hill too fast, tripped and broke their neck.
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Trying to become the first one to go down the Grand Canyon on a pogo stick. It didn't work.
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Tried to drive over a old wooden rope bridge with a group of segways
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Tried to tightrope walk in the Source Engine. Fell.
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Look out!! Civil Protection!!
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Hacked to bits by a squad of manhacks.
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Explosive thoughts x_x
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went to Chinese restaurant for Chow Mien... became Chow Mien
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Got hunted for their soft fur :( x_x
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A pipe with hot steam bursts in their face.
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Over did it with a campfire and burned up x_x
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Rolled on a bee and got stung while playing in a field. Then the sting turned infected and that is all there was to it.
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Got ran over by a go-kart :( x_x
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Got run over by a train while they tried to play superman and stop it in it's tracks.
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Got ran over by Superman when they tried to sky dive for the first time.
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Tried to get to space via roller skates
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Jumped too high and caught the ceiling fan.
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got washed a little too long in washing machine x_x
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Tried to dive into a vault of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck.
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Tried to wing walk on a jet
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Stood too close to the speaker at a loud concert.
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Died from too much fur, couldn't breath
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Got lost in a hedge labyrinth.
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Some how died from soap and leaves, not sure what happen XD x_x
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There was an terrible accident involving three carrots, one noisy handbell, fourteen puzzle pieces, three drops of water and one-and-a-half book.
Oh, and ?.
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Had a deadly hair cut. x_x
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Ingested too many strawberries at once.
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Got a new hat that was too tight x_x
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He was struck by a sudden and literal brain wave.
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Tried to perform that tight rope walk
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found out that black holes were not actually holes but objects with intense density.
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Had an accident involving paints
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Stubbed their paw and stumbled off a cliff.
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Got chased down for a accidental murder XD involving spike again
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While typing they misssspelled a word and made a triple space between two of their words.
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Died from telling that to a someone on a short fuse XP x_x
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Looks like that someone was you.
Good job, you literally exploded X3
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Got hit by a leg, was standing near by XD
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Set the house plant on fire. How it was done is still a mystery to this day.
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Was seen dead after a violent bombardment.
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Was made into a cotton ball o.O x_x
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eaten by a rice grain.
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Crushed by a huge piece of rolling chicken :? x_x
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A peach as great as your house ironed you.
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Got mind blown by discovering something crazy
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Was too crazy for this world X3
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Wanted to fly while reading a book
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Couldn't handle the lag
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Was so excited for sky diving that she forgot the parachute.
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Got stuck in a tangle of ribbons
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A )($#)&!(^$&!*$(^^!#*$ made him @#&#@^*!*()#^%!*^^^(#@*^!%^$%.
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Died from a error in their programming x_x
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Moved ?.EXE to the bin.
Empty bin?
Y
Bin was emptied.
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Died from the first of rail roller coaster
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Death by glamour!
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Death by bonez
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"Do you want to have a bad time?"
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Died from running into the wall x_x
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Beware: Invisible dog
*? gets suddenly ripped to shreds*
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Decided to try out being invisible after seeing that, tried to cross the street x_x
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When you woke up, you were above a volcano.
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Got so angry they cracked the window open, they were in a sub XD x_x
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You died a lot in this thread because you post here so much. Wow...
You know what? Because of all of your effort here, I'll leave you alive. Just this one time. Don't get used to it.
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Was tricked into giving the Grim Reaper a hug.
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Forgot how to lucario and tried to Pidgeot instead, fell to doom :o x_x
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Decided to play with a motion sensor bomb. I only wonder why that thing didn't explode earlier? It probably was set to explode when it detected it was moving.
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Tried to use a slip n slide on a extremely steep rock hill :o x_x
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Trying to recreate a scene from their favorite Warner Bros cartoon.
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Got into a battle with a legendary :o
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Chouldent make it through omaha beach
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Died in flooded field after parachuting from a plane x_x
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Jumped out of a plane with a backpack thinking it was a parachute.
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Someone turned up the gravity a little too high
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A landmine. The only thing found was a puff of fur.
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Had tuna on them during the great cat stampede XP x_x can probably predict what happened
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Tried to eat strawberries and cookies at the same time. Didn't work out.
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Ran into a picture and ended up in Bom-Omb Battlefield, didn't beat the first boss. Got thrown off the mountain x_x
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Tried and succeeded in catching the car they were chasing.
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Didn't read the manual to their super doom laser
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Tried to reach for the book on the top shelf of the bookshelf.
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Had a mewtwo encounter
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Didn't realize the battle was not turn based.
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Torched their head... for the sake of a hat.
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There was a jousting accident.
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Set off a alarm while sneaking around in a alien base
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Got caught raiding the rations of an alien base. Thought they had strawberries.
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Under estimated the power of a military grade laser to the eye x_x
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Napalm strike.
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Got made into a strawberry smoothie! :o x_x
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Jumped into a large Venus fly trap.
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Was having a hangout and started a campfire in the basement but didn't filter smoke out x_x
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Joined in on said hangout, accidently got set on fire. Is sads. :(
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Died in a huge battle, but at least they didnt go without taking a lot with x_x
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empty tank when scuba diving
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Was used to help start up a bondfire x_x
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U got rekt m8. Admit it. U couldn't handle da powa.
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Died from the meme police XP x_x
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Got killed by the vampirous moster after quickly being thrown out of the party at the other thread.
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Had an encounter with a hungry metal polar bear x_x
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Ate a bowl of Death By Chocolate Ice Cream. Died five minutes after finishing the bowl.
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Shot down a plane but the plane landed right on top of them x_x
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Spontaneous full-body explosion for implying I would do something that stupid. No one knows exactly how that happened.
XD
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Died when a large force was formed to take them down due to their powers of sudden death to undesirables XP x_x
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Died laughing.
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Died with a half a sword in their paws, the sword was balloon? :? x_x
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Finger gunned by Heavy. No one quite knows how that worked.
Pow! You are dead! Not big surprise!
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Died from a simple punch after getting hit by the snipers . . . ." jarate "
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Tried to Rocket Jump over a Heavy.
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Died from crate unlocking addiction x_x
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Used a Grenade as a Club.
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Had a golfing accident of sorts :o :?
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Tried to Nope.avi
No one understands how it happened, but it killed you.
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Managed to set off the payload cart early X3 x_x
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Attempted to recreate "End of the Line." Didn't work.
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Died of thirst while trying to get a knife! XD
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Spawned in the wrong game.
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Tried to move a black hole
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Tried to challenge Darth Revan.
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Died from solar radiation x_x
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Tripped on a Teleporter.
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Someone sabotaged their ship do explode
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Tried to touch Heavy's gun. Was punched dead.
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Was heavy's sandwich :| things happened XD x_x
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Got transformed into a stuffed animal!
...But you still look cute.
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5iGmYquGpgaTg4ull2PqZ4RICk5o6cCx-E2ePkqUAYF3EDtUk)
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Died after opening a closet and got trapped under a million stuffed animals that poured out X3
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Got crushed by a ton of feathers. No one knows where they came from.
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Died from a trap door in the floor
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Sucked out of a trapdoor in the ceiling.
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Got cloned and died from a mini them. o.O x_x
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Found themselves in a lifetime version of the board game Mouse Trap.
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Tried to catch thor's hammer x_x
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Got smacked by Thor's hammer along the way.
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Hulk attack!
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squished by 196 Espys trying to sit on top of you
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Died in aqua green paint D: x_x
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Got caught with a corrupted Pokéball.
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Died from a huge magnifying glass and sunlight x_x
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Let's just say that matches and fur do not mix.
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Had a rather strange fishing accident :o x_x
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eeepz *guards mah tail* nuu mentionz it Vee
it scawes me a lot
Tried to bake a cake, but it fell on you
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died from exhaustion x_x
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Died from starvation right before reaching the plate
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Super high powered water gun x_x
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Expired food consumption
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Lost a sword duel x_x
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Fluff is very flammable apparently
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tried to catch a spear without hands x_x
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somehow died in a bed of flowers
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got trapped in a box x_x
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passed away in sleep, not known wy
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Got tangled in a huge bow x_x
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Gave someone a piece of themselves
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Went extreme snowboarding without the snow, didn't make it as far. x_x
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died from no nomz when they couldn't catch any
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Died from a box accident x_x
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A car rammed them when they were chasing a basketball
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Went down a ramp in a office chair, landed upside down x_x
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Looks like you just got owned by a ninja.
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Left their shoes on in a samurai's home
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Jumped from a building after someone called to him he could.
Turns out he was recording it.
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Tried to fight a t-rex with a spoon
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?: "Marmite, why does nobody like you?"
*Marmite sets him on fire*
?: "Ooh, yeaah..."
*? burns up*
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Got shot down next to the flying magical unicorn
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(It's a magical pony, stupid)
Rode a magical pony, flying through the sky, on a magical journey
*music fades*
General: "Shoot it down."
*Soldier shoots pony with ? on top*
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( okay, whatever T_T just forgot )
Got stabbed by a horn from a narwhal x_x
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Crashed into a wall driving a car when Marmite gave him directions.
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Met a skateboarding cow x_x
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Child murderer.
Correction: murderer child.
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Launched into space with no control
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It was the trainsgender dude.
Far away: "I like trains."
*Train runs over ?*
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Wanted to jump a active volcano but the place they were standing, fell away before they could
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Met a girl that bit him with her snake arms.
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Sent to gallows while trying to joke at a king x_x
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Marmite ate him.
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Encountered Vegemite
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(Rlly...)
Met the GROENTE from his nightmare
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Someone created a weaponized carrot x_x
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burned alive for daring to touch the crown
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Got attacked by piranha plant
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swallowed by an anocanda
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Slipped off a air balloon x_x
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Slipped over a banana peel and fell down the endless stairs. Still hasn't hit the bottom yet despite being falling for 4 months.
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Got hit with a rock in a sock x_x
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got a bad scratch on one of it's paws and fell into the Amazon river.... nommed by piranhas
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Drowned in food colouring :( x_x
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Ate poison cookies
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A faulty flamethrower accident x_x
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Was the my target of said flamethrower
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Died trying to avoid a explosion by jumping in water x_x explosion was underwater
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Was run over by me trying to get to the water and fell in too
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Died from a random object from space hitting planet
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A block tower tumbled off a mountain and pummeled you to death
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Somehow died from a swarm of flies o.O x_x
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Ate sand
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Had sand and ran into a certain person that particularly doesnt like sand and wields a lightsaber
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Ran into that guy into an alternate universe and wouldn't give him sand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbsnObtCPkg&t=536s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbsnObtCPkg&t=536s)
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Tried to invent the flying motorcycle using rockets
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Hacked a website. However, the website was a front organization for the CIA. Suffered a tragic car wreck after shooting himself in the back of the head twice, then jumped off a bridge ;)
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Tried to ram through the Korean Dmz
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died in sleep, not sure how D:
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got eaten, mixed up for strawberry :( x_x
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Burst into flames after eating Firox
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Exploded after eating all the prey x_x
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Was eaten by me 0:) :)
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Was speared by a harpoon x_x
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Was shot from a cannon on top of Mount Everest
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Got kicked by a robot giant x_x
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Got shot by a nail, but the infection later killed him
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A giant attempted to screw them into a hole but they got all cut up x_x
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A DUMMY scared his SOUL from his living body.
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Tried to ski the lava flow
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Wished he could fly.
His wish was granted, but he crashed against the ceiling.
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Got sucked into their computer x_x
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The internet blew him away. Literally.
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Was such an hard-headed person her brains turned to stone.
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BOOM!
Headshot.
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Was a spy and got found out
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Poison.
It didn't hurt... for long.
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Fell onto a sharp tree branch while sky diving
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Huge explosives, 1 inch away.
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Planted vegetables and watched a real life plants vs zombies fight.
Got bored to death.
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Someone went sky fishing and caught them, died when being dragged to space
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There was a glitch in the space-time continuum that erased him.
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Died from a firecracker throwing contest
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Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high....
There's an Eevee colliding in a plane.
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Ran into a group of roaming killer . . . . . fleas. They were much stronger than they looked
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Killed by the infamous skylord warrior named Wolk.
What a weird name...
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Lost all his keys to power support and was replaced via revolution x_x
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Killed by the infamous skylord warrior named Wolk.
What a weird name...
Oh I see what you did there... You're talking about "Cloud".
Anyway he was thunderstruck.
By two bolts of lightning at the same time, four times in a row.
What are the odds of that?
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Didnt choose best partner for knife throwing stunt as they were blind and . . throwing the knives
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Zekram and Reshirom killed him.
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Tried to invented a floating skyscraper, worked. but once the power source got knocked out by earthquake, the building fell and they got crushed inside x_x
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(What good is a floating skyscraper?)
U DYED BY MAGENTA
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( Based it off of a serious flawed project someone was trying to fund, and there is no good in it,the amount of power needed to keep it up would be huge, its supposely suppose to help against earthquake and floods but being that power isnt the reliable as it is in those conditions it is indeed not a good idea at all )
Died from slipping on a banana peel into a pit of more peels getting lost in a huge pile
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Slipped on a banana peel, fell through the floor
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Got lots of papercuts and fell into in a lemon juice pool, ouch x_x
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Drowned in a tiny puddle.
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Had an accident with their super sized toaster x_x
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Attempted a canyon jump on a segway
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death by laughing
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death by rocket spears
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Death by a time bomb. Funny story, I promise.
So ? here was very tired and wanted a place to sleep. They saw a time bomb in the area that was set to explode in a llittle more than 8 hours. Thinking that they'd have enough time to escape after waking up in the morning, they fell asleep.
When they woke up, it was still dark and the time bomb, which had light-giving numbers, was showing 0:48. They then thought that that was the actual time, and doze off again without a second thought. When they woke up after that the time bomb showed 0:02, and it was actually getting light. ? was still a bit sleepy and wasn't realising what was going on.
It wasn't until the time ticked down to 0:01 that they realised they had been sleeping near a time bomb. Upon realising that, they started running towards the time bomb and tried to deactivate it. Unfortunately they accidentally attacked the wrong wire, causing the time bomb to explode about 25 seconds early. Poor ?.
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Simply died from a waffle maker . . . x_x
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^Did not switch out before the Perish count reached 0.
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Rolled over by a giant pokeball x_x
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Got rolled over by a
giant elecetric pokeball Voltorb.
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Got locked in a wind tunnel
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Got rolled over by a giant elecetric pokeball Voltorb.
No wait, it was an Electrode...
Oh. Now it ran over you. GG.
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Died when it self destructed
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Met an alien form Somewherus. But their skin was poisonous and he didn't survive the hug.
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Hit by a bus while in their own home x_x
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NEVER! Eat cookies SEVEN YEARS over date!
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Died from labor in a state cookie work camp factory x_x
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suffered the fate of so many between '40 and '45.
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Decided to go to space, but was on a tight budget so just got a v-2 rocket and tied a chair to it, didnt end well :S x_x
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Wrong pill. You get it.
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Got choke-slammed by iron giant x_x
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I don't know, nobody saw him die.
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Got lost in her imagination and couldn't find the way back to reality in time.
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(My imagination fortunately features food!)
He was no match for 'OVERLIGHT'.
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Use their plant powers during a house fire
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Tried to save a lady under assault with tree powers.
But it turned him into a tree. Along came the carpenter...!
Well, you get it.
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It was crazy! Mary just pressed some kind of weird combination on the keyboard of the laptop she's typing on and somehow it made a hole appear right under the chair she sat on, then she fell down the hole in a comic-like style, you know, she hung in the air for a while until she realised she was hanging in the air before falling. I ran over to look into the hole as I was sitting close to her, but everything was black down there, the hole then closed, and now Mary is gone and I have no clue as to where she fell down to or how the hole appeared in the first place. I'm sorry for my rambling but I can't understand this situation, that's how weird this all is.
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(No, no I didn't!)
Pressed one button and got stuck on his desktop.
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Got put into the hypercube
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got lost in the Maze of Easiness.
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Stood behind to a fighter jet engine
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Uncreative: assassin.
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Wasn't filled with DETERMINATION!
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just fell dead to the floor.
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Got too much undertale x_x
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Shot someone on opposite day.
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Didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'... Unfortunately.
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Michen turned into a balloon then kicked a cactus
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vanished somehow. How boring.
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Got locked in a white void and had nothing at all . . .
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turned his frown upside down.
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Built a rollercoaster, which crashed while they were testing
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Sea mine, above water?
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Got hit by a torpedo while going for a swim
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^ went to the hunger games
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Went to a different kind of hunger games XP was eaten x_x
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^ ran with scissors
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Died from stitches being pulled out x_x
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Played real-life Frogger.
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Played some pac man x_x as the ghost
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From all my current games of Pac-Man, that is going to be far from lethal
Thought that you could take on 3 Machamps at the same time.
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Very high powered water hose attack x_x
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Decided to play Worms in real life...
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Tried to juggle bombs :o x_x
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Was too close to Michen while they were juggling bombs.
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Sucked into a vortex
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Plot twist: your crown has a deadly curse.
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Fell down an elevator shaft
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Totally something Ezra would do
Trapped in an elevator while people were checking the area around my body as a "crime scene", the didn't let you out. Not even for food.
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Slowly suffocated after swallowing gum
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There was a revolution against them x_x
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Staged a coup and got caught in the crossfire
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Staged a defence against a coup and got caught in the crossfire.
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Hit by frozen rain
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Hit by liquid snow.
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got punches by a knight
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Got munched by a toothless crocodile.
Gummed to death!!!
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Died from a slip onto a sled heading for a truck
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?: "Your axe is clumsy."Me: "Clumsy? MY axe? Why don't you step closer and say that again?"
*? steps in range and says it again, gets chopped up*
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Died from testing Aku and got laser beamed!
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Fenrir's spirit attacked!
?'s heart defended!
CRITICAL HIT! 1493 damage!
? was defeated!
Fenrir gained 482 Exp.
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Died in a giant centrifuge x_x
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Got shot by the police for trespassing :? oh wait, grusome :?
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Ran into a huge heavy window while flying fast :( x_x
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Oh i just imagined that, that is so... disgusting oh jeez *runs for the nearest toilet* @.@
Fell down some stairs :?
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There was an anti-air turret and...
Well, you can guess.
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Died from a warp gone wrong.
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Way too much salt added to meal
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too boring to be even worth mentioning.
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Died from boredom, got so board that they just blew up planet just to see what would happen
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You pressed the red button that had "DETONATE" written in bold, prominent text.
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You pressed the blue button.
That one made stuff implode.
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You pressed the green button.
Nobody had time to even consider what it would do.
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Got ready for a water gun battle . . . misunderstood the person that they were heading into an actual gun duel x_x
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a flaming dead sattelite crashed on top of him.
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Got hit by a flaming kick
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Thought you could land a flaming kick on a sheep and live.
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Tried to start their own space program, didnt have a rocket so said would just use a huge canon . . . . said they would be the first to go into space via canon . . . was literally just inside a canon so died before even got out of barrel x_x
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Wanted to be the second person to go to space via cannon.
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Oh by the way someone's aiming for you.
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Went finishing in a mined body of water
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Yawakazow badaboom!
It's the sound of a spell.
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Wool fell off during winter storm
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Decided to visit the cannibal islands in new guinea. Never returned
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Go ran over by a rhino while dancing
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Decides to see what anti-freeze tasted like
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Ordered a massive steel crown but while viewing from above fell right on one of the spikes
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Thought you could battle a MissingNo and have the universe survive.
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Kicked the bucket . . . of Nitrogen triiodide
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There was this criminal who wasn't bragging when he said he could take him down with just one shot.
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Underestimated a villan named glue man . . was more effective than expected
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Looks like you're gonna die.
He called for help, but nobody came.
So he died.
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Died from a pretty fast steamroller x_x
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Wanted the ring to rule them all. Obviously it didn't work.
(http://i.imgur.com/qQVdb68.png)
Though, having that ring now ? just enabled themself to get ruled over by the person with the one ring and uh...
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Mixed water and electricity
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Got assassinated with their own crown x_x
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The computer exploded.
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Hunting accident
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The earthbender was wasted.
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Hunting "accident"
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it was a death ray.
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"You are terminated"
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Didn't dub the step.
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Sudden combustion.
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Sudden implosion.
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Died in cowboy duel
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Failed to solve the riddle of the sphinx
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Was a bad apple and got eaten for it x_x
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Roar of time+Spacial rift+Shadow force+Judgement=death.
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Died from elevator malfunction
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squished by a giant statue.
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Got added to the soup unknowingly to the cheif, was rather odd how it all happened
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Executed for being a spy
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Paper cut challenge gone wrong
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Was testing a flying car and misread the fuel levels, looked at levels for car and not flying portion, so crashed after a few minutes of flight
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Was glued to the street, never got away.
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Got tied up and thrown into molasses tank
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Tripped down the stairs. A lot of stairs.
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Died from rage, threw something explosive
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Wanted to proof Earth was round, then walked right off the edge of the world. Good job.
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Go laser beamed by Mary after a argument XD x_x
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Cookies and strawberries were laced with a variety of poisons. Coroner never could figure out which one killed you; they all did something fatal to you. X_X
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Died at the paws of a kitten x_x was stronger than it looked
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Got shot point blank
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Got stabbed point blank
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(DAMMIT, ? YOU STOLE MY DEATH IDEA!)
Got clubbed to death from the other side of a river.
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Went down with the ship
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( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oops )
Had a little accident with their tie while walking around the deck of an aircraft carrier, involved a fighters and getting a little too close.
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Got clubbed with a grenade for stealing my chance to kill Bricket AGAIN.
The resulting explosion left nothing to bury.
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Happily jumped on a landmine.
Got changed into a jigsaw puzzle ^_^
^A freak whirlpool accident
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Got sniped with a crossbow firing a high-velocity hot iron for implying I would do such an asinine thing.
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Enemy landed a direct hit to their ships magazine x_x
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Was the target of an orbital bombardment for implying my ship had such an obvious flaw.
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Died from choking on a lollipop
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(( it teleports ammunition in then? :? probably talking about different type of ships XD nvm))
Died of old age in seconds after a very random event happened, was pretty wild o.O
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(DAMMIT ? ! STOP STEALING MY KILLS!!!)
Is vaporized for stealing my kill YET AGAIN.
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Died from sciences gone wrong, their mouth closed up from what ever it was that happened.
( just posting, not actively trying to steal anything :P )
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(Somehow, I got a reference to The Matrix out of that... :P )
Gassed to death by extreme flatulence.
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( huh, you did? well that's interesting XP )
Died from radiation due to a broken suit that was suppose to protect them
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Drowned in a backyard pool. No one ever knew why you didn't come up for air. Strangely, there was no water in your lungs.
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All their bones turned into mush :o
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Got uppity with a Sith.
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Got hit by a single nail during a space walk causing them to loose life.
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Tried to charge a Super Mutant with a penknife. Guess who won.
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Ended up drinking acid, was a assassination attempt which worked. . .
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Met a necktwister
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Got sucked right out of a airplane
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Ding, Dong, the Livid Boss killed him.
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Died from a giant sandstorm.
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Suffocated in a wall :3
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Suffocated in a great big hug
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Choked on a cookie.
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Was given bad steak and randomly exploded three days as a result o.O
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It was a totally non-random victim of a war.
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Fought her inner demons... And lost.
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Somehow, somewhere, a duck stared hm to death.
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Got sliced by a coming cat x_x
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Dropped the beat off a cliff... And fell off as well.
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Walked into a house . . . well what looked like a house and was eaten by it :o x_x
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bees with guns buzzing around his head
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Got boiled in soda
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Head blew up after hearing a cat's chorus.
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Drank some red liquid, was quite toxic
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He thought an UFO was going to abduct him, but it dropped him.
50 feet in the air...
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Got pushed into the sludge pit
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Got pushed into 3 inches of water. Drowned.
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Someone threw a hammer from a building which it landed right on their head x_x
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Someone dropped an anvil on you thinking the physics would be just like the cartoons they watched.
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Kicked a depth charge after getting annoyed by some one as they were defusing it.
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Trying to fix time traveling machine turned on in panic types the cordantes and date into no mans land during ww1
Got shot upon sighting
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Got attacked by a helicopter . . . more like rammed x_x
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Attacked Darth Malgus with a knife. Was swiftly dismembered.
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Died from a poorly made escalator :o
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Died from a poorly made eleveator
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Tried to fight a star with own paws
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Stole my hat. 10 minutes later, I walked away with a hat, and cleaning my paws.
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Tried to steal my rifle. Decapitated. I was seen taking my rifle from your corpse as I said, "My rifle."
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Died from a stray claymore
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Died from a stray landmine.
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Played card games on motorcycles.
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Flew too close to the sun.
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Unexpectedly, unexplainably, and completely unpreparedly, went to space. One second, you had your feet on the ground, and the next - you were hurtling higher and higher into the sky and into orbit. No one ever did figure out just how the hell that happened.
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(Note to self: don't play any more "German Simulators (Simulators with a physics engine that makes less than no sense)")
Left the airlock open...
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Laughed when the airlocked closed before they flew out, but then looked down and released their bottom half was missing x_x
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A pair of legs fell on them from outer space.
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Pressed the stop button on reality. . . . . would death even be a thing . . . . ummm @.@
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Thought too hard about a stop button for reality.
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Decided to stare at the sun while walking along a cliff
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Decided to ride on my shoulder on that walk...
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Tried to drink cinnamon via a large hose and choked x_x
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Fell asleep in a freezer...
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Drew himself with a magic pencil... and became the drawing.
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Didn't believe me that I had the ability to bring any picture to life. I chose to bring Exodia to life... then it all went downhill form there.
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Got stung by a new type of extra deadly bee
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Sniped. 'Nuff said.
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Looks like the sniper got a collateral x_x
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Buried under a cliff by a supremely pissed-off Sith.
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Died from a propeller accident
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Died from a propeller "accident"...
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Set foot on a ghost ship. It'd probably be less bad if the ghost ship didn't disappear into thin air.
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Was mesmerised to death.
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Died from a huge rolling wheel
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Was a spectator at the annual cheese rolling competition. Got crushed by the cheese. Man, it seemed a lot smaller back when it was far away.
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Ate the topic cheese and exploded
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Someone dropped a huge sausage on top of him.
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Got crushed by a huge sausage rolling down a hill...
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Got caught in a loop
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Someone gave him an uppercut with a big boxing glove.
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Got eaten by a space worm
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He had to fight a boss.
But it could throw a true bullet hell at him and he couldn't keep avoiding...
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Got burnt by star moving through space
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Listened once too much to...
megadeath.
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Went exploring an ancient ruin. The way they died was too gruesome to describe.
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Flattened by the fist of a gaint troll.
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Nobody charged Mary's batteries :p
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It was the vortex of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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Got crushed by a rock the was dropped by a space station
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Someone did a flaming burp on him.
Never knew those gases burned so well.
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Got bonked by a baseball while swimming , drowned after passing out x_x
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Someone smacked him with this colossal traffic cone.
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Died from melted cheese explosion, had some serious burns
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A cow in a shopping trolley overran him.
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Tested their new laser gun which exploded on them x_x
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Moral of the story: Don't eat cookies given to you by strangers.
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Blown up while steaming vegetables x_x
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Someone kicked him. Hard.
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Mad scientist turned them into a ravioli :o
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Electrocution. With 10,000 volts and 50 ampere.
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Ate a poisonous plant with their meal on accident
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Mother of all Bloons.
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Decided to climb a tree in a storm.
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A tickle curse tickled him to death.
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It started to rain darts
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I said shoot a dartgun, not a...
Pheew, that stinks.
...
Oh hey, it killed him after all!
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Fried their motherboard
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Thought that nothing would happen as long as he didn't touch the lava.
But it cooked him alive!
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Spontaneous combustion.
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Tripped over their opponents body after winning a batatle and fell into the acid below x_x
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Decided it was a good idea to try and make a huge flambé.
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Punched Godzilla and got squashed
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Punched King Kong with similar results.
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Someone threw a metal hat at them which bonked them on head
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Got stuck under the ice while ice diving
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I think this "no entry, trespassers will be shot" sign had something to do with it.
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Touched the sign that said: "Warning: this sign will poison you! DO NOT TOUCH!"
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Got hit by motorbike
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an arrow was a famous knee like him, until an adventurer took him to the you.
Um...
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A jet liner's engine fell off in flight and landed on them
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Death by coffee mug.
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Death by trying to punch death itself while it was relaxing on a bench
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(LOL Good one)
Death by pencil.
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Put the laser goggles on backwards :P
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Death by indescribable, inexplicable carnage for implying I'm that stupid.
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who knows maybe the goggles looked reversed X3
Died from a illness transferred through blood
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Got beaten to death by Vegeeta. They pressed the Goku button.
They shouldn'ta did that.
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Got stabbed in episode two but died on episode twenty five from the same knife wound
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How often didn't I say it? DO NOT- oh too late.
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Slept walked right off into a pit
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Was sleeping on a sleepwalking sheep who sleepwalked into a pit.
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Was at the bottom of pit
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Was eaten by a carnivorous plant
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Had an identity crisis so bad she pulled her wool off her body. Ouch.
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Once upon a time...*starts a way too long and way too boring story*
...And that's how they died.
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Really really fast moving butter knife hit them
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Somehow was killed by a cracked and completely misformed sword as blunt as a plank.
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Got hit by a huge tire!
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Overdosed on cookies and strawberries.
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Got hunted by a group of fancy robots
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Was collateral damage when a group of fancy robots went to hunt Kromas.
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Got hit by a laser beam from space
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Somehow you got killed by a Blu-Ray DVD player.
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Kicked over a candle and forgot about spilling that gas a minute a go x_x
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Was in the room trying to remind me about spilling the gas.
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Brought me along while getting chased but got slowed down
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Was being chased along with me.
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Suddenly exploded blowing both of us up
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Was near an exploding fur.
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got hit by a rocket car
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Someone hired a superhero to play his villain.
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Got hit in the head by a smoke bomb and it got stuck in wool
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Pure annoyance from weird links
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Broke a leg while trying through the desert
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Nyan-nyan nyan nyan. Nya-nya! Nyan nyan nyan n-n-nyan-nyan!
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Watched an evil video tape. Died a week later.
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Was sucked into the tv
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I dragged you with me as I was sucked in.
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Ran out of time with the bomb
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Dropped a cookie over the edge of a cliff... and jumped after it to try and save it.
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Blown up with a grenade thrown at face for STEALING MY KILL!
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Managed to catch a rocket . . . . with their chest x_x
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Decided to go swimming with Flareon. In a pool of lava. Inside an active volcano.
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Chocked on a bone
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Something about a train and falling onto the tracks.
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Was using a old train and boiler exploded
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You fell to your death. What had the police really confused, however, was the fact that you were in a corridor.
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Was found crushed under tons of cat litter :o
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He couldn't see it, it took him from behind.
Oddly, it smelled like sushi...
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Something dropped on her from above.
Something that sounded like my long lost cousin Leeroy...
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Oddly died while playing w.o.w, was yelling something
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Was also killed by something that smelled like...
bones...
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Intensified the, already too intense, intensity. Need I say more?
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Hm... I smelled like...
Wait, is that even possible?
It smelled like a heartache!
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Died while trying to battle a monster with simply slapping all that came out of the shadows was a monster with a wool coat x_x
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This mercenary smelled like a clothing store.
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Got torched by what was believed to be a shower, but was so wrong :o
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The people loved you so much, they threw monies at you while you were making a speech. minutes later, you drowned in monies.
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Lost all friction and went downhill into the ocean.
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Fell into a lake and couldn't swim back up. That's the problem when you've got all that wool weighing you down...
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Got buried in a flood of spaghetti
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I think you swallowed something that was bad for you...
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What did I say, do NOT sit next to the red barrel! Those things explode!
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Woah, I never knew you had a off button! :o
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Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Task Manager
?TheCookieVee.exe
End Task
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KILLFILE Ezra_T_Jenkisnon.exe
Ezra_T_Jenkinson.exe has been erased
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Tried to wrestle the grim reaper
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I'm sure he didn't like fighting Spotz, Salty and Keef.
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Got shot by a nail gun during a stunt
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Nobody cares.
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Somehow, somewhere, for whatever reason, you were stared to death by a puppet.
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Got hit in the head by a bird
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Tried to learn how to fish. Tried to catch a shark.
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It is not a good idea to jump into a fire.
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Died from punching everything, something eventually killed them x_x
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Have you ever heard of that guy that fought a tank with his bare hands and won?
Me neither.
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Got turned into a chocolate sheep during a really hot day
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Have you ever heard of that guy that told about how it is to be cannibal food?
Me neither.
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Have you ever heard of a sheep that doesn't exist?
Me neither.
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Died from a sheep stampede
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The cookie is a trap all along. ¯\_ツ_/¯
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exploded that tv they were moving
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Sliced to pieces with a comb.
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Ate the green smelly meat!
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Got cut in half and subsequently decapitated for insulting my intelligence.
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Killed some very important folks for thinking they were insulting them, but turns out they were just about to save the universe X3 x_x
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It turned out the cake isn't the only thing that's a lie... apparently, that cookie was actually a bomb. Who knew?
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Crashed into a huge glass wall while flying
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Got kidnapped by an owl... And got fed to the owl's chicks...
What kind of owl was that?!? o.O
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Had a hawk slam into them
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Underestimated the power of my purple.
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Underestimated the rainbow counter attack XP
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didn't beware of the green hole!
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Dont forget to find shade . . . . . . uh oh, couldnt handle the heat.
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Wait. Did I say green hole? It was the yellow one!
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Died from a vacuum
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This is a red plasma barrier. You can go through them, but...
*? goes trough it, gets vaporised*
...IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA!
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looked at the sun while crossing a tight rope
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Infinite portal loop. Well, nearly infinite, the controller of the portals got bored after 3 minutes of you falling.
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Now Ezra, don't switch that lever. :D
*Ezra switches lever and falls in a pool with electric eels that kill him with their shocks*
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME. >:(
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volunteered for a magic trick . . . came out of the box on plate
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You won a free holiday to Night Vale.
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Received a one way ticket to a mysterious location.
It was Nightmare...
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VOLUNTEERED to have a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria.
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Used their new laser eyes but melted their face in process x_x
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I used you to ram in a door! And another one! And one more! And yet another!
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I wonder who will be the next fur to wonder into my trap... A SHEEP!
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Fell down a building and didn't hit the lake :3
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Flew too close to a plane. I think it was a Boeing 747.
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Chopped down a tree wrong
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Huh got 7 kills without dying, causing them to beome wicked sick. The illness led to Huh's death.
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The grass was toxic :o
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He should not have passed.
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Died while saving the universe from implosion x_x at least died a hero
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Thought that these pancakes, left underneath a hanging cage, in the middle of a red circle, were nobodies and could take them.
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So obviously a trap- how come he couldn't resist?
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Look, that obvious door with all the awesome things on the other side is clearly a
*explosions, gunfire, etc. in other room*
trap.
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Yunno, defying that colossal troll wasn't really a good idea.
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Wow, you had the best last words:
"Bring it on Alien Zombie Ninjas"
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Just sat there staring at whatever that massive thing was falling from the sky.
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Was piloting a ship that was falling out of the sky. Only 2 casualties when it crashed; you and some guy called Jenkinson...
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Mother Of All BANANAS
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Played real life Mario Kart. Was in first. Suddenly, blue shell. Turns out more lethal IRL than in game.
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Tried to kick a robot and got foot trapped in gears x_x
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It really grinded his gears :P
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Chased by a mob for that X3
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Monster Of A Babysitter
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A peculiar chain of events blew up the sun when you made a grilled cheese sandwich.
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They ran out of battery @.@
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computer crashed
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Burned wool while using fireworks
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Your mind is controlled by brain-eating aliens.
Guess once.
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Got punched by doom fist x_x
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Signed their autograph... in a Death Note.
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Tore apart reality :o
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Walked into a puddle which had an obviously sparking wire...
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Accidentally got an anvil to the head in a cartoon. Except... Ezra is no cartoon character, so there were no stars or birds. He wasn't even flat...
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Got hit by a hot frying pan after walking into the wrong home x_x
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Got sniped by a bread
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Blown up by a random device they found on floor x_x
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Some things are way too obvious...
-
... for example, this red button to dispense coffee *Mary presses button*".
That's not the coff- explosion- ee machine button.
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Those ninjas dont take bribes dont ya know
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Walked in his own death trap.
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Followed him into that same death trap.
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Tried to save the both of us.
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Made a time machine to see what the real outcome of the "Grandfather Paradox" would be. Answer: complete universal annihilation.
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As much as I'd like to kill you by typing in random text on a screen, you still need to be revived from walking into the death trap from four posts ago first :/
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Performed some strange ritual to transfer his life into my body. Now I feel weird, and I'm not sure if it is Michen in me or Ezra, so I cannot tell if Michen is dead or is alive in my body... philosophy.
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Used forbidden magic to share that life. Bad idea. Both of you are dead now.
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Used forbidden magic to share that life. Bad idea. Both of you are dead now.
Person above me was too busy looking at the person above him combining bodies that he didnt realize they spontaneously combusted and he was in the radius of the explosion. Rip in pieces
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Died from some dark magic
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Here comes the aeroplane...
NO REALLY, THERE'S AN AEROPLANE COMING THIS WAY!
*crashes on ?*
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Look, just because it doesn't say sheep poison it doesn't mean that you could *Mary collapses from eating rat poison* eat it.
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Decided to take matters into his own hands and ran across dmz with a pocket knife XP got shot
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That is NOT how you should hold a sword.
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No dont slide down that! Its the barrel to . . . * booom * uh oh . . . .
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? got so addicted to swatting flies they had a mental breakdown.
Don't ask. Please.
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Tried to skate down stairs backwards
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Fell up the stairs.
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Flew into a huge tree
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Got hit by a truck chasing the dessert plate across a highway.
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Held laser sword wrong way
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Only water types can breathe under water, smartypants. You needed to evolve into Vaporeon first.
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Didn't feel like waiting for traffic so decided to run it and failed x_x
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Killed with death.
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Firework show gone wrong
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Shenanigan gone wrong.
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Hit by a fighter jet while using a glider
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strangled by yarn :'(
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Died from getting stuck in a tunnel :(
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Oh by the way I *may* have hired a mercenary to kill you.
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Got electrocuted while trying to fix a tv :o
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You can ignore that karate master.
Oh. Turns out, you can't.
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I regret nothiiiiing!
(http://bogost.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/blue-shell.jpg)
*BOOOOOM*
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Say hello to my lit- BIG GUN!
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Oh great! You broke time and space
-
Left all alone in the wilderness
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Died from getting shaved in the winter
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Drank a bottle of nitroglycerine because they got annoyed by the nitroglycerine taking up an inventory slot.
Cookie for the one who gets this reference.
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Anything red can blow up. You should've learned that by now. Now that fire extinguisher blew up.
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Looked left when the actual danger was coming from the right.
-
( any game with limited inventory? xP )
Threw a Holy Hand Grenade to have it bounce right back X3
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Was standing too close to michen. Explosion didn't kill you, you fell into the water underneath the floor.
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Was having a snowball fight and forgot about the ice that was left inside some x_x
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Death from above!
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Well, you see...
This happened. (https://youtu.be/gHQ4yYIjyTY?t=2m30s)
I'm sorry...
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I don't even like minecraft!
*kill in revenge*
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Got trapped in a room with same song for ever and ever
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You ate a 2-week old unrefrigerated pie.
-
Struck by lightning forty fives in the hour, what are the odds
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Static supercharge
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Ate too many vegetables.
-
Er... I don't know.
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Didnt react in time and was hit by a aircraft carrier
-
The ultimate evil grammar overlord killed him for not writing "an aircraft".
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Died from a faulty drone, thing just fell right out of the sky
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Took the advice of "Cool guys don't look at explosions", then blew up.
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Slipped and fell onto the launch button for a rocket was fine that was until their shirt got caught has it went up x_x
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Some vitamin G and a match did the trick quite well
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Global warming. Humans killed you :(
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Got hit by a rock from cannon
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Got hit by a cannon from rock. Don't ask how that happened.
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Broke time with some crazy magic :o
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Did the Dance of Heavens. It didn't quite work like Huh expected it would...
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The year was 2017 the ground was wet and the surrounding forest was eerily quiet . . . . . . then Michen slipped and died. . . X3
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Over 9,000 angry bees.
-
Got stab-and-a-half'ed.
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Died from the stairs
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Looks like a weapon named "Barbarian" is involved.
-
You die in the game, you die in rear life x_x
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Didn't watch his rear.
-
Tried to fight a fire breathing dragon
-
As if you can fight a dragonkin that can transform in a freezing projectile...
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Got ran over by a car while running across a speedway
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Mistook a monster for a flower.
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Saved his life right before she died. Now she'll keep dying whenever she loads her save data.
-
Sniped in the head.
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Was the first to discover a new poisonous plant by eating it
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Used a particle separator. Now found lying here and there.
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Mary's wool floated up with wool but fell after freezeing
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Laughed and floated away into space.
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Exploded from kicking a red box
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huge spaceship named "entity".
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Stepped into a trapped and was cooked :o
-
Wasn't very pleased with his friend's new "camera".
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Got made into soup
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Simon said "commit suicide"
-
A weird chain of events led to a fire at a swimming pool, which was where you were.
-
Somehow, one dart took him out.
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Got fur caught in a roller coaster wheel x_x
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Decided to try being the hood ornament for the roller coaster
-
Got hit by a random falling large bird
-
Got hit in the head with a pea shooter that was shooting peas dipped in anthrax
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Accidentally ripped out the controls to aircraft while flying
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Computer he was using blew up
-
Was assassinated woth a fork while resting x_x
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Was sat on by an elephant
-
Was eaten by the same elephant @.@
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Slipped and fell into the fireplace
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Oh nooooo! You found the hidden bomb but it was triggered by motion. . . and you picked it up
-
Was hit by a meteor
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Signed a contract without reading, was a contract of death.
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Was the one who got me to sign it, I killed you too
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Those darn primitive sticky gernades x_x
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Someone gave you poison cookies
-
Mandalorians aren't as friendly as you thought.
-
Was squash by their ship as it landed
-
Tried to rip off Boba
-
Used Dig until Huh reached the centre of the Earth. It was kinda hot there.
-
Was killed from toxic pizza, I tried to say the sauce wasnt suppose to be grey :(
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Ate a strawberry. Exploded.
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Got sucked into a large water vortex x_x
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Drowned in a maelstrom. How sad--WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET THAT FAR OUT AT SEA IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
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Oh noose! Who put that pit spike trap there!? :o almost fell myself, poor Rom
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In a complete d*** move, the owner of the spike trap pushes you in with me.
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Died to the world's first freeze gun. got shattered
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Sniped by Gordon Freeman. Need I say more?
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Those darn Antlions
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Challenged the Combine Overwatch. Single-handedly. Lost.
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Oh barnacles, no I meant the ones above!! x_x
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Sucked into a turbine
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Died from one of the flying bones that flew out :o
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Ate a cookie. Spontaneously exploded with the force of four pounds of C4.
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Accidentally discharged firearm setting off a world war, leading to a nuclear war,
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Wore sunglasses at night. Didn't even see it coming
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Jumped into a shredder x_x had no chance
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Was too cute for his own good
-
Decided to go to the Olympics and won a gold medal, but it was much bigger than expected and they got crushed
-
tried to imitate something it saw on TV, didn't end well
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Lost a bet with Persian. The bet happened to be a life-or-death situation, unfortunately.
-
tried to save a fur from a fire, couldn't find the way out on time
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Died from just too many cuddles from bigger furs
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Tried to steal cake from Houndoom. He didn't appreciate it. In hind's sight, maybe it's better not to steal sweets from a fire-breathing dog.
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Got into a high speed chase but didn't see the brick wall x_x
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He said: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" because his space station was blown to bits.
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Launched all the nukes because other country's leader didnt agree that their favorite song was good XP
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Picking a fight with a monster twice your strength isn't a good idea.
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Tried to eat a bike. :o Died from almost actually succeeding
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Was eating cookies on a cliff, until the last one fell off the edge. Jumping after it an attempt to catch it didn't turn out to be such a good idea in the end.
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Tried to eat all the brightest coloured animals because they looked the sweetest, only to be the most toxic x_x
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Got halo combat evolved for birthday Tried to play the library LASO
(LASO) legendary all skulls on, hardest difficulty
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Figured out how to destroy sun so did so for fun. They didnt make it x_x
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Got to the top of a hill with a blaster. Got kamikaze'd by a passing TIE Fighter piloted by an insane pilot.
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Tried to block the death star beam with body
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leopard hugged so tight you couldn't breath
(hmmm, could it have been me?)
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Ran right into a wall at full speed D: x_x
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Standing in a conversation with a contact.
Suddenly, you both hear "MEEP MEEP!!!"
You get hit by a van that came in out of nowhere.
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OOooh so that's what happen if you dont gear a wielding mask while wielding. Ouch
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Two words:
Gun fire
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Died from throwing a gun down just to have it fire at them
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Explosion Hollywood style
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Got pulled off by a pretty fast car after wool got caught
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Wanted to see what happened if he licked an electric fence
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Accidental Discharge. In the face. Fatal.
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Interrupted super mutants conversation (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBrEQ_HJ5BY) XD
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Someone punched his head off.
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x_x so i conclude? i really have no idea what you are talking about
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Kicked by a power boot. ( read first post, will explain ^_^ )
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Tried something they saw in a cartoon. Failed miserably. Died painfully.
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Had some explosive steak :o
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You're not supposed to hug flaming debris.
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Was under that flaming debris x_x
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Went to Hoth. Tried to rough it in the Whiterock Wastes. Was woefully under-equipped. Use your head to figure out what happened next.
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Tried to halt a AT-AT without any weapons at all
-
Oh, come on. You can do better than death by spike.
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Died from a lava pit
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Well, oh, well, it was cheap.
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Oh no, toxic slug in drink
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meteor rain...
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Accidentally flushed down 5 cents in the toilet. Couldn't handle the loss.
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Oh nooo! Fireworks and coins don't mix
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Accidentally flushed down 5 cents in the toilet. Couldn't handle the loss.
That's so funny... I actually found 5 cents on the street last Monday.
Anyway:
? took a big, shiny gem from a cave. But the gem was cursed and that curse got him killed.
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Died from a flooding room x_x
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died in an incident involving a whale and a pot
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Slipped onto a unfinished slide that was quite high up
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Smelled strawberries and followed the scent to take them. Unfortunately, those strawberries happened to be in a certain shinigami's pie...
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Had a small unfriendly run-in with the horseman War
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Used their notebook to save someone x_x turned to dust XP
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Chased a butterfly... off the side of a cliff.
-
oh no, that was a exploding pie!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RH5PC3s4JWh32/giphy.gif)
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Tsk, tsk. You should've known better than to go lava-bathing with Flareon and Houndour.
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Wait, I found the flour. . . wait a second then what was put in the pi . . . . uh oh * sees a bag of poison * D:
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Oops. Looks like Mewtwo didn't want to play a game after all...
-
look out it's the ghostbusters! no wait, simigamibusters? :o
-
Was among the shinigamibusters... but wasn't prepared for the force of my scythe!
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Wrote the name of pilot who was flying to a plane over head with a nuke inside in their deathbooks XD didn't end so well
-
Found a Death Note and wrote their name in it to claim it as their own. Only then did they realize what they just did....
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went bowling, was just about to get a strike but then suddenly airplane through the roof! XP
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Decided to go swimming. Was weighed down by all that fluff.
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Went to a pie factory, it all ended in a explosion after eating all the pie X3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuXWNQ-yrBo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuXWNQ-yrBo)
Nuff said
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Was in the ER and doctors were handed a blank sheet with that on it XP
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Death by pineapple.
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Oh no! It was a pineapple grenade!! D:
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Was possessed by a mudokon
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Tried to ski down some stairs, it worked quite well. That was until they reached the bottom x_x
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tried to swallow a watermelon whole x_x
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Use illusion to turn into a bunny, but was near a bigger hungry wolf and got eaten D: x_x
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Geckos. Lots of geckos.
(That's an obvious reference)
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Died from the radiation barrels
( I'm going to guess, Fallout New Vegas, probably wrong XP )
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(Ding ding! *gives strawberries and cookies* It was Fallout New Vegas!)
Died in the Mojave Desert looking for the Sierra Madre.
-
( yey! * eats them happily * :P )
Died on a certain mother ship while exploring the wasteland. Was abducted after stumbling on a crashed space ship.
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(lol Fallout 3 Mothership Zeta. Always liked that one.)
Died in a VR simulation set in Alaska. How the f*** did that happen?!
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( yep! and Operation: Anchorage was pretty nice to ^_^ )
Oh no, look out for those Trogs!
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(The Pitt. Loved putting a bullet in Ashur's head. Spared the kid from her father's tyranny.)
Got lobotomized in a facility in the middle of a giant crater. You were then subsequently dissected for the amusement of a robot who misses being human. You, uh... didn't survive that.
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Stung by a mutated tarantula hawk.
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( Oh the old world blues. I remember going back to buy the all those F-nv DLCs, just didn't actually play them through yet. XD oh well at least I pretty much know the story )
A certain " Master " self destructed after finding out his plans would fail with the Unity virus, only thing is you didn't leave for some reason despite being told to. Not sure why x_x
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(LOL I've played through all of them.)
Found the Sierra Madre. Got caught in a madman's trap, then had a bomb collar put on. Tried to navigate the villa. Heard their favorite song on a radio, danced to it while ignoring the beeping of their collar. Head was blown off after five seconds.
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Was in a sticky situation and tried to use V.A.Ts but then realized to late that it didn't exist in the universe he landed in, also quickly realized his gun was now a sword. . . . as a dragon was going in for the kill. :3
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Traveled to the Divide. Navigated to a certain extent. Found a laser detonator. Tried it on an undetonated warhead. Was standing WAY too close.
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Was a young cowboy who was shot in new reno.
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Got trapped under a bunch of snow
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tried to eat the hottest pepper ever (Carlina reaper peppers) but it's head exploded from too much heat
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Got trapped in a deep hole with nu help x_x
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experienced a sudden flash of light, followed by nothingness but dark
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Got tail caught in a jet engine :o
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Traveled too far back in time and died on an earth with no air
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Was the first victim of a secret super weapon, wasn't sure what it was. It is secret after all.
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Was the second victim of said weapon, which was still secret.
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Went to a laundry mat and accepted a strange drink, it was bleach :o oh no!
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Forgot the miss the ground whilst trying to fly :P
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Those darn explosions XD pesky little things
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^got Rickity wrecked
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Kept Mr. Meseeks alive for too long
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Tried to fight the zombie horde with a pocket knife
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got rekt by the power of red grilled beef.
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Got toasted in a huge toaster
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it was the almighty power of H2O.
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Tried to drink some H2O to. no wait it was H2O2!
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I think the tin said "use gloves".
-
someone hired a hitman :o
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Someone baked him a pie.
It was death flavor.
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Time traveled to London 1665. The time of the plague.
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Couldn't make the queen laugh, so he was thrown in the bottomless pit.
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Tried to punch a armed robot
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Always wondered what would happen if he killed himself in the past.
It had a very destructive effect on the spacetime continuum.
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Died noise from a huge speaker that made a big shockwave. x_x
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Grenade blow.
From a quarter of an inch away.
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Simply ran into a pole
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skewered by a wooden stake
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Forgot the lead apron during the x-ray
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Pummeled by a living keychain.
Oh wait...
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Kinda loss their head while biking x_x
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Oh wait, that wasn't a camera.
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Their dinner plate exploded, oh wait that was a landmine. Why was the being used as a plate? :? x_x
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Tripped over a trap.
Kaboom
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There was a mysterious eye in a wall. When he came closer, it turned out it could shoot lasers.
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Got lost ye old mineshaft
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It was ye olde fire hazard.
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Was a victim of me catching on fire, turns out your wool was quite flammable
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somehow drowned in a Mocha drink :?
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Looks like it was a bad idea to hide in Zoroark's mane while it was getting a haircut...
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Drowned in pies :o
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Assassinated by the ghost of a duke.
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Died from a random space rock.
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Died of hundreds of pokemon fans cuddling it to death o.O
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Oh no, avalanche! I tried to dig them out but I my paws couldn't dig fast enough :(
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falling off a cliff, instead of jumping up, decided to jump down to save the cookies, collided head first with a rock, cookies nor Vee survived
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Got painted with toxic paint :'(
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Stepped on a mine
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tried to warm up the room, left the stove on, died from carbon monoxide, didn't even know it or smelled it
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Lava lamp explosion x_x
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some how got hit by a fast moving light rail
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Used illusion to look like a brick hen got crushed by more bricks x_x
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tried to carry too many bowling bowls in ti's tail, got dragged downhill and fell over a cliff, added weight of bowling bowls went down even faster
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Got super brain froze after one million bowlz of ice cream x_x
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fellz in a bottomless pit, grabbed mah tail before falling.... so we fell together x_x
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Turned up their music a little too loud and exploded D:
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a huge boulder came loose, Vee from where it was resting, didn't even have time to move, sadly I was resting in the mane, two squashes at once x_x
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Got crushed by a huge piece of bread :o after asking for a large loaf
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that guilloine never appealed to him.
-
Decided to turn off the sun, not sure how they did it :o
-
Ten years on an uninhabited island isn't good for you.
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It started to rain hammers D:
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Encountered over 90,000 fire spirits.
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Lit a match in a gas room
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Lawnmower accident.
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Got hit by a airplane
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Ate too mich and exploded. It was very sad. D:
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Was walking down a hill, but didn't noticed the long strip of ice going into a brick wall :o didn't have anytime to gain footing and hit the wall going too fast x_x
-
(Seems right XD )
Was eating a taco, and attacked by government for being Mexican. (I had to, sorry)
-
Died from a throwing hat with a blade! XP
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Died from the effect of Mirror Force (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror_Force)
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Tried to stop a cannon ball with their paws :o
-
Apparently, fidget spinners are deadly.
-
Tried to turn into a balloon and exploded x_x
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Was put in a cage. Whoever put him in there let him hang there for three weeks. Guess what happened.
-
Tried to tight rope walk lava, rope caught on fire
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Forgot to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
-
Woah! That was a huge explosion.
-
OOH PRETTY LIGHT *BOOM*
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Loss their vision at the worst time x_x
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Fencing with swordfish. Neither won. <.<
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Those darn slippery floors x_x
-
Tried to fly a plane made of tnt.
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The person on the other end of the screen could not spell "Patience" fast enough to prevent you from driving around the rail-crossing.
-
Watched too much stupid videos.
-
Simply over heated
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Portal gun.
Don't ask.
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Look, if you go into that room, you will probably- *Mary walks into room, loud screaming* -die.
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Hit a question block, but the empty brown block struck back.
-
Hit by a RC water boat
-
Devolved into a puppy.
-
Got hit by a pen going extremely fast
-
Attack rabbits. Dont ask. o.O
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Got turned into a rocket! D: oh my
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Rocket me crashed and blew up the whole thread. BOOM
-
Went bowling but was killed when a bowling ball fell through the roof on them x_x
-
(I always liked hockey better...)
Ran into the hospital with a snakebite, but had no idea what kind of snake bit them. They'd received 179 antidotes before it was discovered it was a garter snake. Died of antidote overdose...
-
Was flying a plane but it just simply fell apart. Maybe that's why it was free.
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Was worth it.)))
Got extreme brain-freeze, while drinking seven smoothies at once. Atleast it was good.
-
Was super unlucky and got hit by a random space rock, it was about the size of a pebble when it reached, but was so fast.
-
Was smothered by another fur's hug.
-
A bull was in a rush somewhere and didn't see them
-
Humans got mad at shedded fur everywhere. Very mad.
-
Drank some really really really expired milk x-x
-
Pushed the trigger box of some explosives, but somehow the trigger exploded instead.
-
Got hit by a heat ray
-
((Me-- Seeing black sheep. Set If Off= Wolf In Sheep's Clothing blasting in my mind...))
Was rollerskating, tripped, rolled twenty feet, and fell into a hole.
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Went on a unfinished rollercoaster
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((I'm too scared for roller coasters. MY REASONING EXPLAINED.))
Was on rich people's property. Never came back. It's a mystery... :dapper: :dapper: :dapper:
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(( Only rode one and made me never want to again XP ))
Ran around in a mousetrap factory, some stuff happened. . .
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((I dont do heights, or going upsidedown. Rollercoasters do that, and are very fast and dangerous. Also, hmmm wonder who ate the food.. @.@ [size=78%].))[/size]All sugary food in the world was eaten.Starved.
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(( same, main thing for me is that feeling in gut from those sudden ups and downs ))
Used one of those spark scooters in a flammable gas filled warehouse x_x
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((You hating on my ride!? I'm a pyro anyway XD))
Spiderrrsss!
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Wanted to set the world on fire XP actually did so, but then remember they also lived on said world. x_x
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((Goals. Never gave up))
Saw a mirror, died of cuteness
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Was having fun around a cliff and did one too many spins in circles and got dizzy, can probably guess what happened
-
Tried to challenge a Reman Warbird in a Saber-class Escort Frigate. Died of asinine stupidity and ship getting blown to bits.
-
Died from bring struck with a vase :o x_x
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Got hit in the head with a grapefruit.
-
The grapefruit exploded and created a black hole which they were near by x_x
-
Got sucked into that black hole with me.
YOU FOOL!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooone...!!!
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Drowned when landing on a ice planet, the ice was melted from the landing.
-
Tried cobra charming four cobras and a rattlesnake. Almost succeeded.
-
Tried to ski on the lava
-
Followed me to the volcano
-
Jumped into ice water x_x
-
got mysteriously eaten by a crab
-
Hot big fur thought they were cotton candy :o
-
somehow got crushed D: by a giant pretzel X3
-
Got frozen by freeze ray
-
got in the wrong spaceship and flew to the sun D:
-
Got eaten up by a giant mean tiger :(
-
D: :'(
got melted along with cheese
-
Fell down while we were exploring the mountains x_x :'(
-
Fell into a hole in a hole in a hole in a hole in a hole...
Freaked out about what happened and KO'd themself.
-
Turned into a actual carrot :o
-
while racing, their car flew out of the corner and landed in...
The Pacific Ocean.
What were the builders of that track even doing?
-
oH NO!! The giant leaf blower got them
-
Died in battle with a group of goons.
-
Died from fire eating
-
Wanted to do a cannonball in a pool, but he flew on into a pirate ship.
Physics were not working that day.
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Increased her Love to 19, but it wasn't enough for the final boss.
-
There was a mysterious blue flame coming at them.
It evaporated them on touch.
-
Made a ba-a-a-ath joke. The bath didn't like it... o.O
-
Never challenge someone armed with plasma crossbows.
-
Don't eat the salt! Its not salt!
-
That water somehow was lava in disguise.
-
Turned into a were-sheep. That is, she became human at full moon. The other anthros thought she was a monster, called the police and uh...
You know, it didnt end well.
-
A bar of uranium carbide was involved.
-
Go into a go-kart crash
-
Got blended into a strawberry fruit smoothie
-
Got left in a ice box D:
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slept for too long in the mane fur, didn't bother to get out for food or water, died of hunger
-
Got caught by a huge snow wave x_x
-
died in plane crash x_x while going to visit another fur :'(
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Got beat up by a bunch of water types
-
eeee nuuu
Was too late calling for aid when surrounded by lots of fighting types
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Tried to jump over a legendary but landed on and made them mad
-
tried to save me but passed away as well
-
Got nibbles by a monster cookie D:
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Got squashed by a falling airplane
-
Fell victim to the madness of the Darkest Estate
-
Box got squashed after a incident while loading on a truck
-
slept in a corn field, sadly a combine harvester went over that patch the next morning
-
They exploded somehow :o
-
doved under a tent to sleep
a brown bear decided to sneak in - Vee got nibbled
-
Listened to the translation for the Funniest Joke in the world, otherwise known as the Killer Joke, and died laugihing.
-
eeepz, will happen to me if it's funny
Stepped on a broken sea shell D: , bled out x_x
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Died by being placed into a random game... you would have been fine if it wasn't Tetris XD
-
(I loose too quickly in tetris, but it's fun at times)
Tried to eat too many reaper peppers at once, head exploded from the heat :o x_x
-
Bit in the head by base ball x_x
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froze to death by hyperthemia after getting lost in the mountains, couldn't find or hear Flarey's calls, was found too late x_x :'( :'( :'(
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Died when they found a strawberry dessert factory but maw under machine and nommed untill exploded. At least it was yummy before XP x_x
-
Ate too many cookies, died of a sugar rush.
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Ate too many bacon cheeseburgers at once, died from a sudden heart attack x_x
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Found random red button. Pressed it. Got nuked
-
Died from the radiation
-
Found the wrong egg on Easter. Turned out to be old poisonous rotten chicken egg
-
Got ears caught in a jet engine's intake x_x
-
Got bitten by a radioactive death
-
Died from the Bubonic plague
-
Banana peal
-
Was a mystery, only ashed were found but no sign of fire :o
-
Watched one too many supernatural episodes before going to sleep. Screamed to death
-
Attempted to mimic a game of Mario kart and run straight into a unyielding wall at 160 km/h x_x
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(Somebody been watching game theory XD.) sat on a bug, died from fright
-
( yea, first time in forever. he is so overly dramatic about the whole thing with Mario kart in that ep. XP )
Tried to ninja kick an airplane, actually managed it but . . . . . it was a prop plane . . . things turned bad quickly.
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(Battery dead gtg) tried to shoot a turret from portal. Now used as beehive
-
( alright, seeya around ^_^ ) Turn into a robot and ran out of power in the middle of the famous Rock' Em Sock ' Em Robot match
-
Fatal error in the muscles.
Don't ask.
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Said something they shouldn't have and was found dead next day x_x it was very secret
-
Burned on a bed of weeds
-
Got squashed by a tractor that fell from a plane
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Inhaled by Kirby.
-
Got shrunk and ended up in a soup which was being served x_x
-
Freeze ray
-
Tried to build a heat ray but only got an explosion
-
Never use something if it's still in testing phase.
-
Tried to hide in the dryer from a slasher but the slasher just turned it on x_x
-
broke in two.
Spontaneously.
-
Watch out for that cannon!!
-
got kicked into a pool of acid.
-
extreme pillow fight happened, the pillows had lead blocks in them
-
What? ? is evolving!
? evolved into !!
! couldn't handle not being a question!
! suicided!
-
Got double crossed by a Ditto
-
Everyone he loved and knew was replaced by an army of Ditto.
-
Got pounced on by a muk
-
Got stepped on by Groudon.
-
Switched on a giant fan to cool off but was sucked in instead
-
Wired his electric car backwards.
-
Tried to dance their way through a warzone
-
Was rudely pushed from a cliff.
-
Turned into a zombie @.@
-
Disappeared in the automatic vacuum cleaner.
-
Tried to battle the mighty Henry
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41SHG6CRFKL._SY300_.jpg)
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Jumped off a building BEFORE remembering the parachute.
-
Died from magic mistake
-
Rolled a 1.
-
Died in the game, well they thought it was that is
-
cheated on his gurl
-
( nu has gurl, has boi XP )
Ran into some hostile bees
-
ate a fake apple. had wasps in it. (actually exists btw)
-
Ate a fig along side, but couldn't handle the fact that there is also probably at least one dead wasp in it and just died in the same manner I did. x_x
-
Made a terrible joke. It was Terrible, with a capital T. So terrible that it shall never be repeated by someone without a death wish.
-
fell over. On the stairs. that went down for a million flights. In the Wool trilogy. where everybody dies.
-
Dropped knife in the wrong place and got shot x_x
-
went to japan and had a gun. got fined all their money and house to pay off the fine. Starved
-
Got nuked after throwing a rock at a high ranking person D:
-
decided to guard the supply of food, didn't eat any itself either
starved
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Tried to eat a living eel D:
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dragged underwater by a giant squid
-
Died from nomming too much peanut butter
-
D: eee nuu *drops it* X3
Didn't share the cookies with a dragon, so the dragon squished ya instantly
-
Made Mewtwo angry :o
-
tried to play with an officer's gun, somehow went off, died instantly
-
died from nuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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died from being struck by a fast moving car
-
rockclimbed into spaceship and suffocated when it exploded
-
Ears started to grow from magic and caused their death when a plane flew over after getting way too big x_x
-
some how pushed off the top of a high skyscraper x_x
sadly the meanie was never found
-
Tried to land an airplane but paws couldn't handle the controls x_x
-
one day it's head grew so much it floated away burnt up in the atmosphere
-
Got hugged by a really spiky fur
-
(Jolty?) XD
Got hit by a coconut at high height
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Got shot by a coconut gun
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eeepz x_x
fell head first into a thorn spiky bush from high height
many big lacerations, and unables to move, sadly slowly bled out x_x
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Died when a meanie tried to pull all ya fur out D:
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Got hit by lightning from a local thunderstorm. Very local...
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Tried to catch the hail but got hit really hard in head x_x
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Got lost in the sewer.
Wait, how did you even get in the sewer?
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Lit a match on a methane filled planet
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Tried to de-evolve after evolving, but it had so many comlications they died during the de-evolving attempt.
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Tried to make a parachute out of napkins
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It was a battle with the Cookie Monster. The Cookie Monster won.
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They slipped on a taco shell?! :o
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made an alliance with pousinous thingy, pousinous thingy betrAYAL
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Floated away on a balloon
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(not da baloon! Noooo!)
Nuked by red button
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Got cursed by a kitty witch
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smacked with a wrench
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Got burned by a oven x_x
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Set the world record on pizzaroll eating. 7,358 pizzarolls.. They were a true champion
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Tried to eat a house :o
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Went ice-skating on the lake... In late June
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Almost got abducted by aliens but that storm really caused that to go out the window x_x
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Wrong fluffy growling thing
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How many times did I tell you not to press the big red button? Why did you even press the big, red button? It's not like it's tempting or something...
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Tried to the use that new helicopter scarf x_x
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I'm not gonna say it was aliens, but Huh got abducted by aliens.
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Turned into a slug while eating french fries, got dried out by the salt x_x
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Ran around in circles yelping when salt got on it's scratch somehow got head impaled by the low hanging cooking knife x_x
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Got attacked by an army of living gingerbread :o
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Tried to run away from them, got attack and nommed by a large army of chocolate chip cookies
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Got sucked into space :o
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Got dragged with Firox into space XD
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Walked into a electric fence
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Wandered onto an explosive penguin testing site.
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Tried to build the ultimate explosive penguin but had it go atomic really close by
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Ignored the "Warning: living cactus!" sign.
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Got a magic living scarf but it wasn't a friendly one :o
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Evolved into a steel-type Eeveelution.
But it doesn't exist yet!
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Tried to use magic but failed when they tried to float between skyscrapers
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Evolved into a Flying type.
Didn't exist either.
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Tried to build a killer robot but died from getting electrocuted. Guess it kinda worked x_x
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Dragon type.
Well, the same thing happened.
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Was playing hide n go seek with a murderer, decided to hide under bed. It worked at first that was until they came back for a second check.
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Ghost...
Well, you get it.
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Got possessed :o
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Normal-type Eeveelution...
Getting kinda boring, isn't it?
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Went insane in a empty white room and died when let out x_x
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Fighting...
Yes, this really get boring.
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Died from boredom
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But I haven't had Poison yet.
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Died from a flying tiger attack
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fell in a well, deep one too
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Mozart got very mean x_x
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D: that big fang!
couldn't escape the fast moving car on time
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Accidentally got killed by a playful Staffordshire ^_^
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Fell in a hole. Like a really deep one.
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Got assasinated because you pushed me into the hole XD
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Didn't push ya. Died from being sued everything for murder. Starved
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Tried to skateboard over a shark
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Sure! Because skateboarding on water in the first place is such a good idea!
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Died from rabies x_x
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Master Master. You figure the rest out yourself.
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Saw a Weeping Angel, decided it was a good idea to look away.
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Said Hello to a Mecree using their ultimate
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Didn't take the sign *Caution: Wet Floor* seriously.
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Committed McSuicideTM
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Died from train surfing
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Died from accompanying Bricket.
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Was trying to top that by trying to rocket surf o.O
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A rocket fell out of the sky.
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Was trying to transport fuel in a glass tanker
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Cookies made of raw chicken.
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Wanted to try some
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Read the "Funniest Joke in the World", otherwise known as the "Killer Joke". Died of laughter.
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Died from try to attach huge speakers to head XD x_x
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Was caught under the jet of an airliner, no idea how it even ended up in the first place
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Mozart somehow ate ya D:
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D: it's tew meanie x_x
Really angered the band Scatterbrain when it happily called one of them 'dude' XD was buried in sand head first
(yep, love that song, 'don't call me dude (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbLhHtaVIO4)')
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Tried to pet a shark x_x
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eeee nuuu
*guards tail as always*
Wanted to know how it felt like swimming up a waterfall
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Tried to punch a mean robot
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Was shoved by someone inside a tank of liquid nitrogen
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Got bit by a snake
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(My pet snake is triggered. XD )
Tried jumping over the moon.
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Ate so many raw eggs, died from salmonella
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Got shot into space by a cannon
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tried to follow me, but the canon shifted position, was shot at very high speed towards the ocean, died on impact
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Tried to climb huge mountain but to hurt and trapped x_x ended up freezing even with warm fur
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You got glitccccc?
Huh''t
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Tried to ship themselves to Siberia in order to try and escape the heat, but because the address slip was really hard for people to read, they ended up in Sahara instead...
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Tried to ride on a untamed Charizard after making it angry
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Chuck Norris landed on Huh upon entering the Pokémon World. Don't ask how he got there.
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Tried to fill a water gun with lava x_x
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Was turned off... and someone tried to turn them back on again, before realising that their computer was very soft and cute.
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Tried to fight a ultra bear with a simple dagger
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Thought that the countdown said 3 minutes instead of seconds.
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Got swallowed by a whale x_x
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They were rattlesnakes... and there were eight of them.
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Tried to destroy the world while being on said world
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Was on said world with me.
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Melted in the head
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Melted outside the head.
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Looked at the sun too long!! 🔥~🔥
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Was trapped in a washing machine.
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Was thrown into a soup pot :o
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there was a madman with a chainsaw. And it did mad things with that chainsaw. Like make Vee kebabs.
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Tried to eat Christmas lights like spaghetti :o
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Was found guilty of stealing cookies XD
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Didn't read up on laws in country they traveled to
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x_x Tried changing a lightbulb.
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Tried kicking a robot ninja that breaths fire D:
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Stole my food. <.< <.< I was unhappy and ended up in jail. XD
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Got eaten by dragon while using a hot air balloon :o
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Nomes too many victory berries
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Tried to fly with a broken jetpack x_x
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Ate a piece of poison ivy pie.
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Fell from a plane while kicking door
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Got eaten by a dragon.
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Was then hit by fire breath after that happened? x_x
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Tried to rob the most dangerous bandit in the forest.
Not a good idea.
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Wanted to rule the world! Decided to make their move . . . with an army of just . . . twenty people
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Served for a cannibal.
Cannibal: "10/10, would dine on again. Oh. Wait."
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Got scrapie x_x
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Died heroically in battle.
Oh. That was a wrong word.
Should've read foolishly.
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Died from over heating while trying to head past a star
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I told him to play it safe, but he wouldn't listen.
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Tried to battle the ram!
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Stepped on a lawn full of mushrooms. He was bombed with spores. Painful spores.
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Met the wrong angry bear
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A veeeeery local hail storm came on top of him.
With stones as big as bowling balls...
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tried to hard to win the eating contest
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cuzyeahboi was blown up by Creeper whilst avoiding Zombie.
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Tried to spray fire in the path of a fan facing them
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got trapped under frozen water, couldn't hold breath for too long
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Tried to do electric stuff but wasn't a jolteon x_x
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Wondered into the snow storm trying to catch snowflakes, but fell down on a steep cliff it didn't saw in blizzard, hit head first lots of rocks
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Was making soup in a huge vat and fell in D: x_x
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D: so sad
got to close to a giant cactus for shade, when it fell down x_x
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Got nommed by a big legendary :o
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ate so much cheesecake that its belly somehow exploded
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Tried to battle a tornado
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got into a battle with a giant killer tomato
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Ate too many tomatoes XD x_x
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Fell in a trap filled with poisonous insects
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Trapped in a vending machine x_x
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got trapped in the claw machine, unables to escape suffocated
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Picked a toxic flower D:
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saw something so cyoot that its heart literary exploded
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Tried to battle a back of bears x_x
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tried to battle against 5 cobras, didn't even got pass the first one without passing away from the poison
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Ribbon got caught in the train door :o x_x
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tried to get a free ride on top of a tram, but fell down and got ran over by the tram going the other way
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Tried to climb the side of a building on a rainy windy day and fell off half way x_x
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Wanted a free pizza so tried to stop a pizza delivery vehicle by ramming it from front, didn't go well
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Tried to stop a plane with a rope
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Ever pierced by magical ice crystals? Well, now you have.
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Tried to fight a fire monster with all that fur x_x
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You can't beat the Dragon of Source with just your fists.
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Got killed by a carrot . . . was really sharp!
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Touched a (undefined object). It appeared to be lethal.
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Got kicked by a huge foot from the sky
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struct by lightning
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Got punched by a rock type x_x
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(faiwyz are worst for me at momentz, eeeepz, nuu let Sylvee know)
got hit by a super angered Hariyama
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Tried to swim in cold water :(
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tried to tight rope across a vast canyon, but lost balance mid way fell down to sharp rocks below
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Tried to eat mystery meat but it was rotten x_x
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fell into a giant mixer
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Got eaten by a huge wolf that was mad x_x
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somehow died while laying on it's stomach
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Got sicked and couldn't find doctor
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tried to get a free ride on a firework, exploded in mid air
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Tried to drink milk from fire hose and got way too much :o
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tried to enter a secret place without permission, was shot multiple times by a security camera D: x_x x_x
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Accidentally popped their hot air balloon :o x_x
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ate so many chips with extra hot dipping - it's maw exploded off, passed away from blood loss
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Didn't impress a king with a dance and was feed to sharks :(
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tried to look down a waterfall, missed the water on the fall and landed face first into the hard ground
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Tried to swallow a fire stone and choke x_x
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wondered how an airplane engine work and got sucked inside
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Fell into a deep hole made of metal with me, we couldn't get out and starved :( x_x
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Was found by a group of Critters
couldn't escape their teethz in time
(http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Critters.jpg)
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Was with me during that x_x
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eeee not that D:
Died peacefully in sleep, much calmer and sadder
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Got frozen in the snow x_x
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died in a plane crash while visiting a new country
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Tried to swim a waterfall x_x
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Tried to imitate something it saw on TV, didn't go well and didn't follow the warning at the beginning of the show
died quickly on first try
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Tried to stay up forever with one million cups of coffee x_x heart exploded
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tried to hug a Lucario, got impaled by the spike
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Tried to battle a shark, ended up in it's belly x_x
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Music overdose. Wait, that's a thing?
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Said they didn't need oxygen
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The rollercoaster he was rattled his bones to dust.
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Was hit by a bullet train x_x
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Promised himself that he would suicide if he got an D or lower for math.
Guess what happened.
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Shot In the heart,
But whos to blame?
They gave mary love,
An early grave.
You were shot dead by a stranger
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Frozen solid on Antarcica.
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Found a chest! Aaanndd was eaten by said chest
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laughed at someone slipping on a banana peel, but slipped on one himself and broke his neck.
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Attempted to eat the plastic food
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Lightningchu used Pikabolt!
...Right?
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The evil lightningchu's overpowered the pikachu's. Wool all stuck out on end, and they rolled as a large sphereical floof for a week before sadly starving without sugar.
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A brick suddenly fell on top of him without any reason or logic.
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Lost themself in thought, didn't come back.
(I have a bad history with bricks and concrete. @.@ )
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Someone banned him from life.
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Cat Mario in real life!
Good luck. You'll REALLY need that.
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YOU wanted to declare an impossible to win war!
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Was sadly in that war. x_x
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Well...
(https://i.imgflip.com/swspx.jpg)
Let's say some things are better left unanswered.
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(Oh my @.@ )
Some crazy cat people.
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Tried to roll down a huge mountain x_x as if it was a hill
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Wondered what was inside the hole on top of a volcano
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Tried to catch a arrow x_x
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Tried to paint itself to look like me, but used toxic paint
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Was riding a train with head sticking out top but a tunnel came up x_x
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X3 :?
somehow, for unknown reasons, tried to swallow a bowling ball :o D: x_x x_x
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Tried to a fly over canyon
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U went 2 fast 4 u.
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Tried to become a black hole, didn't even get close :o
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Managed to get in one if the Saw Scenarios. (Gore warning. XP )
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Attempted to juggle bombs until they were called XP booom x_x
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Got lost in Camp Crystal Lake found by Jason Voorhees
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Tried to dive into water but it was only a picture x_x
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Ended up in an abandon maze, never found way out, with no food or water, passed away in three days
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Got into a battle with a group a legendary pokemon
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Was sent to a place where no other living creatures existed, so no food or water either - didn't survive long
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Tried to surf on a lava wave x_x
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Huh is blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaa *pling*
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was sent to a tropical island, passed away from the excessive heat
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Tried to fly a helicopter
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Water Bed.
Cough-Reference-Cough
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Tried a lava bed x_x
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heart stopped from eating too much chocolate chip cookies
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Accidentally exploded oven x_x
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tried to parachute out of a plane, but forgot to put on the parachute before jumping
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These cookies... with dried out grapes, PRETENDING to be chocolate chips...!!!
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He fainted in battle. Fortunately he had a reviser seed!
...Which didn't help him...
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Mary Love (5/34) vs (4/23) Blue Guardian
*Mary love rolled a 1
The spell backfired! Mary Love inflicted 3 damage to herself.
*Blue Guardian rolled a 14
Blue Guardian inflicted 2 damage to Mary Love.
Mary Love is dead.
Y u went into that dungeon alone?
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Was slain by a ghost that struck from inside a wall.
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Got killed by a killer. I... have no idea who it was. They were in completely black clothing. I think it was a ninja. >.>
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you HAD to screw it up, didn't you?
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Bowling ball fell on them from a air plane
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When't on vacation. Diden't come back
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Went to the Prometheus school of running away from things
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Taught at the prometheus school of running away from things and forgot the end of the lesson.
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Forgot their parking break while going to rest on a hill in vehicle
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Went outside to get newspaper. Bent over to grab it, farted, then house subsequently blew up. You died laughing.
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Was inside that house x_x
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Tried to climb down chimney with presents
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Got blasted into space
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Fell from space.
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Someone who fell from space somehow crashed into them.
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Oh no, the cat scratches x_x
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Was stepped on by a very tall fur.
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Tried to jump onto a moving helicopter from building x_x
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He liked mushrooms.
(https://www.planetdeadly.com/wp-content/uploads/castle-romeo-fireball-720x405.jpg)
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Didn't read the tags!
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Failed a Sith. 'Nuff said.
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Suffered the same fate as Darth Maul.
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Looked into a laser pointer while standing near a cliff
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fell into a giant spider web D:
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*snuggled with too many things*
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Tried to hug a hot pipe D: :(
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Tried to hug liquid nitrogen
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Death occured
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passed away when the tram it was on collided with a truck carrying flamable cargo, mainly since truck ran the red light
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Accidentally ran into a electric fence x_x
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Chased the berries of a cliff.
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Died to Stitches hook x_x
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Died to a tracer kill-stealing after you were hooked by a roadhog because blizzard hates roadhog and made him not 1-shot anyone anymore.
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Died from it raining rocks
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Died from overdosing on my salt
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Died from overdosing on my salt
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Oh no! A ninja!
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Died from popping a bubblewrap bubble really loudly and getting a heart attack
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Tried to battle a huge robot with a bucket of water x_x got stomped when it didn't short out
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Was piloting the huge robot and found out shortly afterwards that more water does affect it.
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ItwassomethingscaryandblackandscaryandithadascytheandIranawaybecauseIgotscaredsoIdontknowwhathappenedafterthatbutwhenIcamebackSalakarwasalreadydeadandthenIpanickedanddidn'tknowwhattodosoIstartedscreaminghystericallyand...
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Broke a really important computer . . .that was in charge of keeping the air ship they were on in the air
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Died in the airship crash.
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Died from getting hit by the wreck while lying on the group
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partied too much it's heart stopped, but ghost body kept partying anyways XD
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Fell in the nacho cheese dip x_x
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tried to move a statue, but the wind pushed it onto you, squashed in an instant
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Got caught by a giant claw x_x
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was it ?'s XD
right now just about everyone is bigger than me
tried to catch me before I rolled off a giant cliff, but we both still ended up rolling downhill
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Tried to cross the street but no one could see you :(
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You steered your car into the person who ran over Jyotis.
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Tried to instruct ? to drive, started moving the car then handed control over to ? but wait they couldn't reach the steering wheel XD right into a brick wall the car went x_x
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Was building a brick wall when suddenly, this car comes barreling out of nowhere, runs you over and knocks down your beautiful wall.
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was shoved in front of a combine harvester
not sure how it happened, just did
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Tried to pilot a huge aircraft after a week of zero rest
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Was shot by police after resisting arreat when they were found by bloody chunks of creature and a combine harvester.
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Giant bear and tiger hybrid encounter, who wasn't in a good mood. x_x
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A!l t@!t w%s l@$t of h!m w^#e g@#^#$*s.
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They went to get a operation but the papers were written wrong, died when the doctor just went on with it without knowing what to even do. . . . it wasn't the most legitimate medical center
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The Bidocalypse!
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Killed so an ancient scot could eat.
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tried to lift a tractor, fell on him
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Got carried away by a big bird :o
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Pounced on the bird, very high in the air, lost it's hold and slid off x_x x_x
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Tried to fight a grown deer but wasn't big enough, was over quickly x_x
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Died, because someone was in a hurry to help Jyotis with that deer.
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BOOM! Engine shot!
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Bigger boom, Muzzle shockwave!
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Tried to go up against a destroyer
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Got caught in a Pokéball, was set away somewhere in storage and never saw the daylight again.
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Said they would stop the TNT from going off . . . they said " I shall destroy it with fire! " X3 exploded x_x
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Ended up in a pokeball that already housed 3 other Eevees because the trainer ran out of pokeballs.
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Veggie overdose :o that was a lot in five minutes
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Oh, yeah. You suck at Surf.
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Umm I think that laser pointer was a little too powerful
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Died because tank hugs weigh down...
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Destroyed by a attack helicopter, didn't have any accompanying defenses against it
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somehow slept on top of a blimp and lost balanced, fell down onto a football field
somehow survived the fall, but died when crushed by football players
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Tried to join a pokemon battle but got crushed :(
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saw an angered snow leopard, thinking it was me, tried to calm it down - swallowed in two bites x_x
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Tried to leap over a cliff x_x
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tried to cook something on a grill, but the grill fell down and was caught underneath, all the burning hot charcoal fell on ? with the heavy grill couldn't escape x_x
:'( :'( :'(
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Food poisoning. Probably has got something to do with the barbeque food.
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Tried to mop up lava
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*sigh* You really didn't know chocolate is literally poison for animals?
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Passed out while flying a plane
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Tried to battle full grown tiger
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wonder what it felt like being inside an egg
shell had no air inside
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Tried to eat a blueberry but it was rat poison :( x_x
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tried to imitate something it saw on a horror movie
didn't go well
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Tried to fly without wings by jumping off tower :o
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couldn't escape one of Jigsaw's puzzles in time
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Soup fell on them x_x
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threw a stick for fun, sadly that stick was holding up something heavy which crushed ya
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Was caught by a huge meat eating bird x_x
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tried to get inside shelter during a storm, but the shelter flooded with no way out
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Tried to catch butterflies in space . . . without a helmet
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Tried to lend them your helmet.
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played with water near an electric circuit breaker
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Got baked into a cake
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was kicked by accident head struct a metal pole x_x
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Someone made deadly brownies x_x
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Tried to carve a turkey, but it fell from the table x_x
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Was playing with water guns but the other was filled with toxic slug, ewww @.@
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Got swallowed by a giant wave
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Had an identity crisis from changing his fursona so often. He thought he was Firox when he was Jyotis, jumped into a volcano and burned to ashes.
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Gave a whole new dimension to adding a grain of salt.
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Was cursed to dance until they died x_x
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Became a heap of sand. Reports suggest sorcery is involved.
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Was shoved in molten lava
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Got glued to a tree and left x_x
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Got killed in a videogame and DIED FUR REAALZ!
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Died in canada and died for real.
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Look out for that . . . . peel!!
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fell into a mine in Centralia
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Fell into a locking ice box x_x
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ran around in circles when it got a papercut some how bumped head onto table, passed out from 'blunt force trauma'
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Got stabbed.
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Died in a contrived plot involving a few tomatillos, a couple of burning hockey pucks and an in-flight boeing
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Was in a cult of boxes and tried to remove their box x_x stuff happened
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Was shoved in molten lava
May I remind you lava is molten rock and lava is already (well, sort of) a liquid?
He got possessed by a monkey doll.
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Said everything was better with mortars. Truth to be told, her death was indeed very spectacular.
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Was having a picnic in the area at the time and was blown up x_x
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Death by teacup. Damn, why didn't I think of that?
(Anyone get the reference?)
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( Chronicles of Riddick? )
Just had to unzip that, there was a deadly virus in that x_x
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( Lol I didn't know you'd seen the movie)
Death by rusty nail.
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Didn't agree with the wrong person (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brTeI8X-SoQ) :P
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Death by huge library book shelf, wouldn't be pretty XD
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Sniped for STEALING MY KILL!!!
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Slipped into the snake pit :o
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Air Striked XP
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Tried to karate-kick item with height above own size, but lost traction on foot and instead retracted standing leg causing to fall down on back, breaking the rear part of the pelvis bone.
(rip: me)
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Ouch, that sounds painful XD
Drops T-90 ontop of you
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Eaten by a whale while skiing x_x
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I can walk, I don't complain! ;D
Gets muzzle blasted by said T-90, in distress of being dropped on a brittish tank
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Oh noes, those were some huge mines D: x_x
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Gets covered by said mine's ceiling collapsing...
;D
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Explosive pickaxes :o whoa, never saw it coming
-
attacked from behind with a chainsaw D:
wonder how come you nuu heard it
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Orbital Bombardment.
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Died to a peanut butter monster :o
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died from drinking too much water
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Fell into a big catfishes maw x_x
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eeeee nuu
Swallowed by a giant centipede :?
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Accidentally blew self up with a oven :(
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The mushroom wasn't edible... :c
-
Couldn't appeal to the king and was killed for it x_x
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I hate kings...
*cooks off and crushes king under falling turret*
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He became a toy for a mountain giant kid. How cute...?
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Fell into one of those leaf covered holes x_x
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Pushed away a post.
The ceiling collapsed because of it.
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Space surfing . . . without a helmet
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I told you not to drink thinner.
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Didn't drift correctly went right off the road
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*ahem*police accident*ahem*
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Rocket League! But with actual rockets!
By the way, you lost with 6-2.
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Was a astronaut in Kerbel Space Program . . . . the player wasn't the best at making rockets . . .
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Invasion of the SPAM! (Spelling Police Alien Menace)
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Extreme heat outside, decided a fluffy coat was needed with their fur for some reason x_x
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OOPS!
It blew up.
[/size]I'm surprised that it actually activated in the first place...
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Tried to flying using a chainsaw . . .ummm . . didn't work x_x
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Tried flying with a chainsaw.
Got excessive airport security response...
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Tried to make doom laser but just blew up everything including them self
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died while nomming one of the whip cream bottles
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Tried to tame a shark
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:o choked on a chicken bone x_x
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Fell into a prison :o
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got trapped in strawberry jello
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Drowned in a water slide wasn't big enough for it x_x
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ate too much chocolate frosting, died from upset tummy
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Got trapped under pounds of chocolate
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got stung by stinging nettles
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Got trapped in freezer x_x
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was pulled under by a swordfish
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Tried to mess with a tiger, ended up in it's belly :'( x_x
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got swallowed up when it took a sip of soup and a hungwy bear just swallowed up the same soup
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Went on a rollercoaster but handlebars were too big, ended up falling out on a loop x_x
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D:
tried to save another Eevee from a 3DS Screen, passed away from swallowing the stylus
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A Nintendo 64 fell on them x_x
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D:
got lost in a resident evil game, died quickly with no restarts
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Got wet cement all over them :( x_x
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Got crushed under 30,000 pounds of fur :o
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A space ship fell onto them
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tried to battle an ocelot, didn't know it was a cub, got sneaked attacked by the mother from behind
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Ran into a huge snake
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got squished by a fast moving vehicle
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Got trapped into a net and wasn't let down, the net was made of metal
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entire head was submerged under a tank of strawberry juice, couldn't drink it all on time
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Ran right into a wall x_x and broke neck
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went jet skying but fell off stung by thousands of jellyfish x_x
what a bad way to go
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Died from trying tew stay up one hundred days @.@
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Said tew tew many times and their head exploded.
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Walked under a car...
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Was shot by another tank.
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Roller skating accident . . . fell from a skyscraper
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? used Shadow Force!
But ? can't learn that!
The impossible situation created a black hole!
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Fell into a vat of boiling cheese x_x
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*Hugs you waaay too tight*
Got hugged too tight :3
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Watch out for that conveniently placed stick of butter right next to the stairs :o
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*makes you go up said stairs*
You have to watch out as well XD
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Trapped in a little box x_x
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*tickles you*
Got tickled to death :3
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Tried sun surfing . . . did not work x_x
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Jumped off a diving board badly and just missed the pool x_x XD
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Had a debate about hunting season. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-k5J4RxQdE)
Went like this XP
Aelyn : Eevee season
? : Wolf Season
Aelyn : Eevee season
? : Wolf Season
Aelyn : Eevee Season
? : Eevee season
Aelyn : Wolf Season
? : eevee season
Aelyn : Wolf season, Fire!
Aelyn died from gun shot x_x . . . but hey I got a pokeball to the face @.@
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XD (that made me laugh)
Died from beign shot by a giant slingshot, hit face first onto a boulder across the canyon, fell more than 100 feet down
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Ran into a painted tunnel x_x
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Ran into a real tunnel, but got hit by a train
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Accidentally got frozen by Glacey x_x
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XD
got lost in a mine, never found the way out
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Got taken away by a giant owl x_x
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ran off scared into the woods, wasn't heard from again
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Played with a venus flytrap a big one and disappeared, wonder where they went x_x
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went on a search for gold, but never returned
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Ssomeone dropped a gold bar on them, was very heavy x_x
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slept on a building, didn't know it was getting imploded
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Got eaten while trying to mess with really big and hungry furs x_x
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Fell through the floor without reason.
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Threw a punch and critically missed
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got stuck in a room with a bomb.
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When you got daze stuck in the room, you accidentally got yourself stuck as well XD
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Killed by aliens.
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Uh oh, Zombie aliens :o
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Hipster apocalypse...?
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Rolled into a rock grinder :o
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fell into a tub full of oil
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Got trapped under the hood of a car x_x
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Was at the bottom of the canyon and couldn't get out.
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Had a accident with a deep fryer x_x
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tried to hunt some birds, ended up falling off the side of a canyon
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Got attacked by a swarm of angry birds :o
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passed away after an angry battle over a slice of pizza x_x
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Got trapped in a washing machine and drowned D:
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didn't shared it's rib bones and was mauled by a Houndoom x_x
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Got trapped under lots of sand
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Epic random anvil drop on their head, comic book style. Too bad this didn't end like it would in a comic...
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Their scarf morphed into a killer monster :o was so crazy
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? used __________!
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Died from slamming a keyboard which controled oxygen to the space ship they were in, managed to break it like that.
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? used Super Gllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll234!@$!@$%@$(UNPFO!U!*&FH!&#!HF!IDBI$D H$DO!MU!HODIP!$B O &$HFUBOFI&# BCYO*B CO@* J)(@#PH*P (@#FB#P*@U O$#N YCJ:F (K$DM:$ Q*HD:NOQ DNLO$QNLDL$QNDB$FIH #BFI#FB%
*ERROR*
Your game crashed.
You're not allowed to open it again.
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Ran into a killer robot, attempted to communicate with kicking it. Kinda worked . . . but not in the way which resulted in Mary staying alive x_x
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was shoved in the path of an oncoming boulder
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Got cooked in a big pan while trying to climb over it
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Ever tried fighting a lava golem twenty times taller than you?
Well, there's one right in front of you. And it looks angry, too...
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Tried to swallow swords x_x
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did anything for a free dessert, even jumped off a building x_x
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Tried to battle a huge huge huge fly o.O :o
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was crushed by a marshmallow
not sure how it happened
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A watchog had ya for dinner! :o x_x after a battle.
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D: scawy
home raided by thieves, passed away when it encountered one, nuu want to give away details :o D: x_x x_x
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A meanie cut the rope bridge they were on D:
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tried to swim across the Indian ocean, stung by so many jellyfish
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Got frozen by Mai-Ling Zhou
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tried to make a flat iron steak, some how fell in the iron grill itself D: x_x
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Tried to hug a meanie watchog but something really bad happened again x_x
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Mozart isn't the huggable kind, only by Cazanna D:
was hit by a falling coin from the top of a skyscraper
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Rolled into a meat grinder D:
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Ate a firework. Atleast they went out with a bang?
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Failed to prevent the remains to be fed to Gordon Ramsay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=452cp5hBoVw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=452cp5hBoVw)
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Died due to a overkill tank mines x_x
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^^
Come on, be original! ;P
Got fed to gordon ramsay!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PkjUWDan94&t=44s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PkjUWDan94&t=44s)
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Said Gordon Ramsay one too many times in the mirror :o
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Got swatted to death by the cookie monster.
COOKIE! *whap!*
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Someone left a ice cube on the floor to the bridge of their ship. Right before a big battle and they died like that x_x
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Didn't say "o7 commander" to a passing corvette...
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Tried to performe a jump over a canyon, didn't go as planned
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Got on a skateboard went down hill
Into the path f an incoming truck
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Got trapped on a factory conveyor belt, ended up getting mushed x_x
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Fell 25 feet onto a spiked trap
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Got turned into butter D:
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Fell from the melted butter
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Tried to swim with catfish, sadly ya was too small. Ended up nommed. :(
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Gummed to death by a toothless crocodile.
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Tried to use a faulty gun, it exploded x_x
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Got hit to the face with Draco Meteor XD
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Died in a skiing accident
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Got assassinated for faking my death in a skiing accident. I dont ski, i am too much of a chicken for that XD
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Died from a chicken transformation ray.
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Died in a failed teleporting plane experiment, the plane was called Slipstream XD
(Overwatch reference, idk how many will get it tho)
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Tried to arm wrestle with Doooomfist x_x
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Got slammed to the ground, then rocket punched by doomfist, then hit a wall, instantly killing you XD
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Made a huge paper air plane, it worked that was until it rained. Fell all the way back down
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Was on the ground where it fell back down, Ouch that must hurt XD
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Got killed by their own tank. Man, I just had the weirdest sense of Deja Vu.
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Had a serious penut butter accident :o woah, can't believe the jar took them out like that
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Starved when it was left behind in Mars, couldn't grow food
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Died from getting stepped on x_x was trying to stop a huge giant
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Found an excellent poison base while searching for alchemical ingredients.
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Got buried in french fries!
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Got buried in french fries!
Best. Death. Ever.
And you drowned in Fruit Punch.
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Got eaten by a robot that was under their command. Was very odd :o
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created an army of Eevee robots, they turned on ?
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I trapped in a mini fridge
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hit with a sledge hammer
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Got stomped on by a horse x_x
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Got kicked by the same horse
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Tried to nom a fruit but it was really deadly one
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Hey... I suggest you turn around. There's this big angry phoenix right behind you.
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Supposedly " Fell " into a oven. x_x
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My friend here might or might not be able to kill you.
(https://lehollandaisvolant.net/tout/folio/img/Spongebob%20time%20cards/10%20seconds%20later.jpg)
I TOLD you he might be able to kill you.
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Slipped into a zombie pit, was very messy
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Managed to think too hard and strained their brain to the point of damage.
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Street crossing gone wrong x_x
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Stood on top of a car on a highway to try and do a backflip.
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Wanted to test the 9 lives saying . . . didn't really work
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Attempted pole-jumping. Didn't move that much and managed to land right on the head.
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Managed to run into a bee hive while skateboarding at extreme speeds, it was really crazy to see :o
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Tried to be like Coyote Peterson and get stung by a black widow to see how bad the pain would be.
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Should have read that instruction manual for your death laser, now look where that got ya x_x
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Tried to fight the train.
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Got turned into a ashes after falling into a laser
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Wanted to see if a laser could be just as deadly through a mirror. Let's just say the heart was the wrong place to reflect it to.
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Their phone exploded while in use x_x
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Was curious enough to try insect poison. Even the smallest drop was enough.
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Slipped on a ice cube and got locked in a fridge :o
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ate so much ice cream and shakes it froze from too much brain freeze
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Got trapped in a microwave x_x
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Death by bobby pin.
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Death by picking the wrong lock
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Death by picking the right lock.
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Tried to land their jet inside a parking garage and crashed.
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Tried to charge a Nightkin with a Penknife.
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Their head turned into cheese when looking at a weird machine.
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friendly fire by it's own weapon, not sure how it happened
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Rolled into a huge grinder :(
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:'(
fell into a quicksand, hind paws/tail first
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Tried to rescue me but they weren't big enough and fell in with me. We both drowned after a few minutes. x_x
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was playing in the snow, didn't know it was a frozen river, ice broke and fell in, swept down stream unable to break through the ice, drown D: :'( :'(
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Got kicked by a metal shoe x_x
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Got stepped on by an elephant :o D: x_x x_x
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Ran into a mean Fire type pokemon, who threw ya into the lava pool they were swimming in, burned up fast. x_x
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got lost in a dark cave, eaten by bats D:
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Fell down into a pack of zombies :o was used as bait, now that's mean :(
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that is meaniez
Got attacked by a pack of Houndoomz D:
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Was cooking a burger but slipped into the sink and got trapped under a dish
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You had the power to rule the world, and you make a mace fall on top of you?
What kind of mage are you?
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Faulty roller coaster seat belts, landed right on a trashcan x_x
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His quest for gold was kinda...
dangerous.
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Started a fire in a sealed room and choked x_x
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tried to draw something cyoot, fell asleep and the pen pad poked it's jugular vein, bled out instantly
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Got trapped in a blender x_x
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swarmed by hornets with no way out D:
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Got choked when they got tangled in yarn :( was all alone so no help
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you mean yarn? - X3 XD XD
confused with a football, was thrown really high and far then tackled by many players
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Got attacked by giant dark types and was nommed up into it's belly :'(
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tried to nom so many berries at once, chocked on them
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Exploded while using a microwave
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tried to make hamburgers, got covered in meat, a meanie hungwy predator just nommed it in one bite
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Was helping me and fell into the deep dryer, also ended up in the same predators belly when it nommed fries after the meat x_x
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XD
tried to light a fire using gasoline
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Got tail caught in a engine fan
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eeepz :'( will hurts lots before passing away
tried to save me, but caught in same engine
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Got hit by a laser
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tried to cross into another country by digging under, was met with sharp barbed fence
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Got trapped under a huge log x_x
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Hit by a carelessly aimed t-shirt launcher
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Woah nooo!! Drowned in soap from so many bubbles x_x
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Love the new avi! You should change your currently to Ov~
Killed by falling piano, keys amusingly and mysteriously taking the place of teeth
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hehe thanks ^_^ that's a good idea!
Died from a random sand monster :o looked very much like a sand castle
(http://www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/media/uploads/aug_18_19/pokemon-770x562-palossand.jpg)
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Dat picture doe!
Eaten by an eShark while surfing the net for cool pix
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Got turned into a robot and forgot to charge their batteries while underwater :o
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got tapped on by lots of ghost, it's spirit died first D: x_x
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Went down a slide but the slide got smaller and smaller until they got stuck
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Rawr, it died from fright when a tiger sneaked up behind you and gave a ferocious roar behind your ears
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Got attacked by Houndoom while all alone x_x
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liked the colors from a small firework, didn't saw a larger one that malfunctioned near you, so as you went to try and tap it, the larger one exploded next to you
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Tried to float across a canyon but a dark type ran into ya
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possibly both of us passed away
happily playing with a yarn until fell in a fire place, as it tried to rescue it, part of it fell on you, unable to escape burnt up
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Their tail got pulled by a shark D: ended up getting pull deep under water
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Ate a flower. It wasn't edible, and didn't taste like happiness. :(
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Tried to swim out of a huge whirlpool, no chance x_x
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(When you wanted to be a merfur but just couldn't. x_x )
Challenged someone to a duel. Turns out they were a skilled swordfighter. But hey, you still looked cool! ^_^
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Fell into a wood cutter :(
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Cut into a wood feller. He did not like that one bit.
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He accidentally everything.
It was horrible.
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Drowned in porridge. Such a tragic waste of cereal.
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Their plan to create a bubble monster back fired
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It was too difficult and complicated to even attempt to describe it.
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Tried out a new method of hair cutting, using a ax
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A word to the unwise: Toy around with a circular saw.
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Exploded from looking at a frog :o
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Exploded from being hugged too tight, by me XD
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Got crushed by a big paw :(
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Got killed in a washing machine XD
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Got eaten by a dinosaur x_x
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Got eaten by me cuz you're just too sweet to resist XD
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Choked on fur x_x
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Got fully digested by a snake XD
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Drowned in a pool of peanut butter @.@
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Got dragged with me into said pool XD
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Tried to swim with Firox in flareon form, but realized too late that they go swimming in lava. x_x
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Shouted spoilers in a cinema
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Got killed by a stupid hater ^_^ XD
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Slipped on the banana peel of all banana peels
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Was "!" and looked like a criminal, therefore got shot XD
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Tried to take a apple from ! after they evolved XP I couldn't do anything to help
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Got cuddled to death by me XD *cuddles you wildly*
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Got cuddled by a even bigger fur and exploded D:
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Was the next offer of the bigger furs cuddles XD
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Got slapped into space by a slapping robot
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Got flewn in to a volcano, you must've choosen the worst possible helicopter pilot XD
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Tried to leap over a canyon only using a trampoline
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Used a water slide, but you were too light so you missed the pool by far x_x
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Tried to play chicken with a train and lost by getting hit
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Tug of war with tiger. Tiger threw em over shoulder. Very, very far. :|
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Poured way too much salt on their food, turned into dust.
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Gah, thought it was sugar..
Accidentally slipped... on an orange peel.
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Ordered a sky pizza but the aircraft delivering it fell on them
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got lost in the mountains while searching for Ice cream
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Fell into a junkyard and hit a metal washer head first x_x
-
slept in an old car, which got crushed in a junkyard, didn't even had time to escape D:
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Fell onto a branch and got impelled :'(
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Snuck into an ice cream shop, froze inside the freezer
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Had a skiing accident x_x
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angered a bear for not giving it enough fun
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Tried to stop the bear x_x
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decided to run in front of a cement truck, know it couldn't stop it in time, still tried
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Got wet cement spilled on them x_x
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wonder how it felt like to be inside a barrel, but it was dropped from the top of a steep cliff, no one knew there was a fur inside
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Tried to out run a cheetah after making it mad
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got squashed by a falling window, not sure how it happened
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Accidentally floated into a turbine
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sucked into a giant vacuum
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Attacked by a army of dark types and pushed off a bridge :(
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fell unconscious onto a bucket with half water on it, face first
drown before it regain conscious
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Got beat up by a toy robot, was very big @.@
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'rock 'em, sock 'em robot' like XD
Was turned into dust by an evil magician
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Was dropped into a pot as a part of the dish D:
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went to a stadium and tried to take the ball, but other players mistook you for one
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They got eaten because a way bigger fur thought their tail was a noodle
-
D: eee nuuuu! D:
*guards it*
passed away in bed one night, someone left the stove on forgot to turn off
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Tried to run through a car wash and got crushed
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tried to go swimming in piranha infested water, but earlier in the day had gotten a cut, eaten in few minutes
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Nommed way too much cheese
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Fell into a chest freezer reaching for frozen corn
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Got hit my a magic laser and was turned into a pizza x_x was near some hungry furs
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Walked through a wardrobe into Narnia that comes out next to a massive ravine
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Decided to go skiing on the sun, didn't really get that close
-
HAHAHAHAHAHA You slipped on a banana peel and broke your neck HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Fell victim to a shrink ray
-
...But nothing happened.
Boy. What a shame. it could have saved your life.
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Died from spoon attack, was crazy. They had a knife but still lost
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You serious? Fight a knight in full armour with a tree branch?
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Was caught in a flood of boiling hot cheese, how did that even happen x_x
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A big bad boom.
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Got crushed by a tripping elephant
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caught inside a weather balloon, flew out of orbit, no air up there
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Fell into a kitty pool fill with nails x_x
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got nommed by a zombie D:
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Got turned into a zombie x_x
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wanted to nom some fish, but the fish nommed you first
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Drowned in green paint @.@
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XD
kept squeaking cyootly at a mad fur D:
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Got turned into watermelon and got eaten
-
was hit by a mysterious object that fell from the sky
didn't even have time to move
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Accidentally tripped over me making us both fall into a pit, we both starved to death since we couldn't climb with broken paws x_x
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D: sounds saddened :'( :'(
was shoved by a meanie fur, broke neck on fall
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Some mean fur tried to peel ya tail apart x_x bleed out
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D: x_x would also hurt lots before passing out x_x D:
passed away from being scared first
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Got nommed up by a charizard
-
got seriously hurts by a mean Houndoom, died later from multiple injuries
-
Died from accidentally breaking to ropes we were using to stay up, couldn't use power as Zorua was with us, all three of us landed on the road x_x
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was hovering above the grand canyon taking pictures, I was holding you up with psychic - until a dark type tackled me from behind
making you fall hundreds of feet down the canyon
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That dark type decided to have a Espy dinner x_x
-
got burned by a meanie fire type
(maybe a Blaziken?)
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Fell into a cannon
-
fell in a pit filled with asbestos D:
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A huge crab cut open belly :(
-
tried to protect the little Espy from meanie crab passed away from a giant lobster pulling you underwater
-
Got stomped on x_x
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went inside to what it thought was a warm fur of Flarey, turned out to be the inside maw of a very hungry predator
-
Got accidentally nommed by a vaporeon, mistaken for a fish while swimming @.@
-
***switches to Pokesona***
Rioka: You ready for an Aura sphere, Force palm combo?
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Died from falling into a large pipe, got narrow at bottom x_x
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Tried to go through a guard door in psychomaniac mode.
The sharp teeth chopped him in pieces.
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Got on the bad side of a rather geriatric Kangaroo...
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Got hit by a train, of a rollercoaster. what were you doing up there x_x
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I think the error "I wish you all a happy new year" has something to do with it.
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The controls to the ship they were flying blue screened sending then into a star
-
tried to sneak away in a plane, by hiding in a luggage, couldn't breath
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Exploded from mixing up gun powder for pepper
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somehow slipped under a fast moving tank after it got banished to a video game
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Got throw ninto a sink by a bigger Espeon and they forgot and turned on garbage disposal :(
-
x_x
was hit by a mysterious falling axe
-
Eaten by a Umbreon who was big and mean
-
x_x
pushed into a river, swept downstream into a really fast moving rapids
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Got caught in a cheese flood
-
was the victim of the great molasses flood
-
Got steamrolled while napping :o
-
fell in a tank of ghost pepper sauce D:
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Tried to save me in a food but a owl decided to have a floating
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pecked by crows
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Trapped in a clam
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caught under a mosh pit, was crushed
-
Melted in the sun x_x looked like melted green tea ice cream
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caught by a blob monster
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Got crushed then it threw my body at ya :'( x_x
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Got caught in a master pokeball. When you where summoned into battle you're HP was 0.
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Got caught in a spiky bush
-
went for a walk, never came back, mysteriously disappeared
-
Ran into a mean shark during swim
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wondered what it was like to sleep next to a porcupine, until it rolled over in nap D:
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Too many muffins in one day
-
slept in a coffin for no reason D:
was buried alive
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Got lost in a salad somehow and then nommed
-
got baked into a cupcake
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Got toasted in a toaster
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a much giant dragon fur confused you with a chocolate chip from the way you was resting
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Got choked to death by Mozart :'(
-
D: D:
got roasted into a turkey dinner, as you got trapped inside
-
Died from Mozart's houndoom friend, we both got bit on necks :(
-
(its actually closer to his gf) D: x_x
mistaken for an intruder, shot dead D:
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Punched a chaizard in the belly :o wasn't good what happened
-
Tried to hide on a power pole, couldn't get down, starved
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Died trying to fight the living watermelon
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tried to protect all its friends from the attack of the killer beets
-
Got beat up by a pack of kitten :?
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tried to roll away from my constant ear playing, it rolled down a steep cliff
-
Fell on a chainsaw @.@
-
was submerged in a strange liquid, passed away before it touched it, not sure what it was
-
Exploded from oven x_x
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crushed by a rolling vehicle
-
Eaten by a strange different eevee :o
-
D: x_x
eaten by a very hungry eagle
-
Fell into a pit of leeches D:
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Eeee
Hit on head by a laptop someone dropped
-
Fell under a crusher :'( was turned into pancake
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Fell into a hot pan
-
Fell into a extra cold forest
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died of sadness when all it's friends mysteriously disappeared
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Died in a snowboarding accident
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tried to surf across the ocean, nommed by a great-white shark
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Turned into spaghetti x_x
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struct by a mysterious illness, died soon after
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Fell asleep while flying x_x
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Died happy while resting in a vehicle with close friends riding
(driver fell asleep behind the wheel)
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Got lost in flood while trying to save a blanket
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Raisin cookie. You may not PRETEND to be chocolate, old grapes!!!! >:(
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Died because head exploded XD
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Couldn't find way out of a house fire
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Got trapped in a fish tank that was filled with water slowly x_x
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D: that sounds terrifying
somehow drowned in cottage cheese
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Actually went crazy and tried to nom all but ran into a huge dragon x_x
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got lost in Ramen bowl, but then a hungry bear just swallowed it without looking
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Got sat on by a huge bear
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fell off high after riding on a Lugia
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Nommed a rotten piece of meat
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Turned back time by one second and died because of a time apocalypse.
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Oh noes! Suffered from heatstroke :o Someone forgot the umbrella for them
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Hot days sure are fun...
(https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/03/19/6359399772069782441426241204_giphy.gif)
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Decided to sit in a freezer to escape the head but handle broke, oh well should be find right has thick fur. Oh wait. . . why did they make the oven look so much like a freezer x_x
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Stood a little too close to a person who was mysteriously on fire without burning up.
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Attempted to punch everything, starting with a the blades of jet engine while it was on
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Troll went wrong.
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Got thrown into boiling oil
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A really big blade.
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Got punched by Dooomfist
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The boogieman ate them. Don't ask.
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Someone wrote "Commit suicide" on their to do list.
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Got hit by a magic beam and turned into a grilled cheese in the middle of some hungry furs
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got lost in MySpace couldn't find the way out
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Exploded from a super soda
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tried to uncurl tail tip another fur that wasn't me, it got angry and nommed your head off in one bite
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A huge bird thought your tail was a bird and snatched ya up. No one saw ya again, wasn't sure if nommed be birds or dropped :( x_x
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D:
threw away by accident something valuable to another fur, and it got beat up for it, died from injuries later
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Got chased down by ten houndooms x_x
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ended up on the wrong side of the neighborhood, died from voilence
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Died from a flareon accidentally using flamethrower on ya x_x
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Battled mewtwo and instead of "fainting" you died for real.
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Tried to deflect a rocket with their fist
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tried to interfere with two battling furs
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Someone beat them up to steal their gem x_x
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battled over a berry by at least 20 Patrats, they claim you took their berry
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Got pounced on by a Rhino
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Fans celebrated a bit too much they didn't noticed you had been trampled, many times
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got dropped from team rocket's balloon
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D: nuu heights :'(
got nibbled by too many giant ants
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Got caught by a lawn mower
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paws got caught in quick drying cement, died of hunger D: :'( :'(
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Got pounced on by a angry mozart and was choked to death by them x_x
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Cazanna tore you limb by limb D: x_x
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Slipped into a part of ice cave and got stuck
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froze inside the same cave when it got lost D:
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Was ambushed and ended up in Cazanna's maw x_x
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D: sad
rock slide where it rested, didn't have time to move x_x
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Rolled into a pot of lobster
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eeee, bad way to go
tried to go fishing, but caught a large fish it dragged you under water
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Got caught by a smasher ogre
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caught in between a three car accident
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Got neck bit hard by a bigger feline x_x
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D: too much
got attacked by multiple electric shocks
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Team rocket accidentally dropped ya from a high up cage while trying to catch you x_x
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had too many energy drinks, ran around fast but got hit by a fast moving truck
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Slipped down to the bottom of a industrial chimney
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fell down a flight of stairs, broke neck
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Got hunted by sharks with legs
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D: nightmarez
attacked by a scary clown, died of fright
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Went crazy from a crazy plant x_x
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attacked by walking sticks
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Fell into a lava river
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Crushed under bags of sugar
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A giant sandstorm
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500lbs of potatoes
Small Vee head and body
Not a happy ending
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Got drowned in peanut butter x_x not sure where it all came from
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Had a heart attack went they got a massive invoice for peanut butter
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Tried to juggle motorcycles x_x
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fell down into a giant tank of honey, couldn't get out, some how sank to bottom and drowned
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Died from the bees, collapsing after getting chased and stung. x_x
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stung by Sydney Funnel Web, died soon after
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Got drowned by a Araquanid
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ate so much cheese it turned into one, then nommed by mice
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A giant dragon fell out of the sky onto them
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crushed under a giant peach
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Got a brick thrown at them x_x
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suffocated by soft feathers D:
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Well into a well
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drowned in pickle juice
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Flarey accidentally dropped a hot pan on you x_x
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Played tag with pikachu
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A snorlax fell onto them x_x
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tried to sneak surprise a Glaceon, but got lost in the icy cave, died of hypothermia even if it brough some food, it froze
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Was trying to stop a Houndoom but was all alone and it was a super strong one. x_x
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a coconut fell from the top of a palm tree while it was visiting Los Angeles
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Got killed by Yveltal x_x
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Someone by accident dropped small flag from top window, impaled ya head, bled out
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Died from breathing in smoke during fire
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Stapled thousands of times in a terrible office supply warehouse explosion.
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Their machete came to life :o challenged Trixsie to a dual but she was unarmed because well . . . her machete came to life x_x
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Was subject to one of the most improbable possibilities and was vaporized in a device that utilized a box of crayons, an old tape recorder, and exactly 5493 inches of average-sized tape.
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Got stuck in a pipe, not sure how they got in there :o
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Got bitten by five snakes: three short ones and two long ones, forming the number 15151.
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Went sword skiing and had a nasty wipe out x_x
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Tried to lift a heavy box, landed on. You sideways
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Died from all vees accidentally using powers on you
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passed away from drinking too much strawberry-flavored milk
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Died from the item that throw at them in avatar x_x
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I nuu has anything thrown at, only an Eevee
died from too much heat and not enough water
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Would from a giant bee!
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Died from hearing THE DRUMS, THE DREADED DRUMS!
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Attacked by Murkys
(http://heroes.playpark.com/en/guide/images/Murky-img/murky_thumb-murlocMarch.jpg)
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Attacked by Murky and Lurky
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/35/44/a0/3544a0da5983d98228cc2f38ee669e8d.jpg)
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Went off the super ramp and ran into a airplane x_x
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Ate the poison berrie
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Was found a giant snake, was eaten in seconds x_x
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Was constricted by the same snake and saved to be eaten later
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Got attacked by a laser gun, turned into dust. x_x
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ran around tew much in very hot weather
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Got nommed up with their tail when a snake saw it
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died from a bad infection when it's paw got injured, but didn't let anyone cure it
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Got bit while hiding in a pie x_x
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was riding on a motorcycle with another fur
got hit by another vehicle that ran the red light at high speed
none in the motorcycle survived D: :'( :'(
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A giant boot fell on them :o
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thought of one, seems too over mean and sad, won't use or mention :'( :'( :'(
so instead - drowned in a lake after snatching burrito from another fur, but it had too much hot sauce, jumped in the lake to try and cool off the heat
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Got frozen by a ice monster
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drowned in another fur's large porridge bowl
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Got a run in with a killer whale
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It's dangerous to Rest a Monster House.
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Fell into a pit of gun powder with a match
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The world he was in fell apart.
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Go slapped by a huge giant
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traffic "accident"
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Died from murder holes in a castle gate house
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got squished by a train when it tried to out run one
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Got sat on by a giant fur x_x
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got shaved fur and left on top of a mountain
*hypothermia*
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Had a pot dropped on them
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some how launched into space, no food, water, or even air
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Exploded from nomming bomb x_x
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? used Selfdestruct!
? exploded!
? died!
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Slipped into a brick wall after going down hill
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Accidentally fell in an ice rink crushed by other skaters
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Got nommed by a giant wolf
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caught in a giant spider web, couldn't escape
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Got wrapped up by spider and digested slowly x_x
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crushed by falling turnips D:
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Slipped into boiling pot x_x
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died laughing at a terrible joke
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Fell into a paint vat and drowned
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Was thrown in air to catch but who ever did missed, fell down over 116 ft high skyscraper
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Slipped and fell.
Off a dam.
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Ran around in the spear rain x_x
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Did 100,000 push-ups.
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Didn't read the instructions for a special pizza and ended up in space :o
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Was made in Japan.
Not that I have anything against something made in Japan... I'll let you figure this out.
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left alone in an abandon home with no escape or supplies
starved after a while
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Feel into a oven while trying to stop a meanie from putting me in. We both were cooked and served x_x
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Got lost on the way to the kitchen for a snack, starved . :(
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Attempt to go down a slide faster with rocket boosters x_x
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Was blasting of agaaiinn. . .
(Wrong team, never side with the fabulous hair--)
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Was making banana bread put accidentally used magic potion and they came to life to attack x_x
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I might've swat them after I transformed them into a mosquito in an other thread... >.>
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Fell into a huuggee drain was unable to stay above water long enough x_x
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Got squished by a huge rabbit that stole his ice cream.
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That huge rabbit thought they were cotton candy :o didnt escape in time
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Failed to identify a three-wheeler car, when crossing the motorway, and ducking between the passing cars wheels...
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Their magazine exploded when they got punched by some unknown powerful being. Was quite strange, not sure how to even happened from that. . .
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A terrible accident involving an oxygen tank and an unexpected speargun
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Fell victim to the super mega cheese cannon x_x
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Met Majira Strawberry after accidentally stealing his strawberry... and uh...
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Accidentally ran into a polar bear . . .. was running pretty fast and they were quite hard to see while lying in the snow but they didn't care x_x
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Run over by a large block of cheese
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Turned into a snack while digging around in a barrel of dessert x_x
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Got High jump kicked into spaaaace!
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Got revenge high-jump kicked into spaaaaaace!
But forgot to bring a helmet...
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17 march 2006
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Posted in the wrong thread?
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Died from the confusion
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Died of shock from R.C.C, or Rapid Character Changes.
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Drove off into the ocean x_x
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A superhero accidentally hit them with a giant cactus.
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Died in eeveelutio attack, not sure if the fire or lightning killed them
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Didn't feel the beat in the crypt of the necrodancer.
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Didn't crypt of the necrodancer, in feel the beat...
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Hit on the head by a bottle with a phone number inside it.
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Made a bladed boomerang but missed return catch and gor hit instead x_x
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Got hit by a stray bladed boomerang...
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Got turned into tons of cans
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Banana bomb!
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Didn't throw the holy hand grenade far enough
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The wind made their napalm strike backfire.
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Got hit by a cheese bomb, has a very odd weapon but seem to have worked x_x
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Got hit by a bowling ball
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Got turned into a frog by a fairy while standing near a snake
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Tried to break the world's record of most pool balls crammed in mouth...
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Killed in action
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Enraged the gods of original content...
;P
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He yelled "fire". Someone misunderstood that and put the tank on fire...
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Someone really wanted an authentic furcoat...
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Oh no ,look out!!!
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/3c6bfcd5ece9a3684f341f93820d3bce/tumblr_o7weacXOcd1t2hewgo1_400.gif)
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Got scared to death.
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Found a rare death orange . . . it started to attack randomly
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stepped on spikes.
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Drowned inside of a jello monster x_x
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Ate a rock.
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Disguised as a rock...
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Someone egged them which didn't make them happy . . . but before they could do anything about it a large robotic super chicken appeared in front and attacked turning them into ash. :o
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over nommed all the food in a resturant and exploded
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Ribbons got caught on a rocket x_x while it was taking off
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Got trapped in quick sand
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Tried to hug someone on the rotor...
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Everything caught on fire!
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Died of carbon-monoxide suffocation, because Brisky's dad apparantly closed the chimney, before leaving for the holiday...
(Don't worry, I >safely< extuinguished the stove, and am sitting in a well ventilated room now... Don't try that at home, kids!)
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Something happened involving Wumpa Fruit and crates
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Chainsaw juggling
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Made a machete chainsaw but one of the machete's flew off into them . . . . the tape didn't hold x_x
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Didn't understand how a chainsaw worked...
Failed to start it, and freezed to death because, couldn't get firewood...
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Suddenly turned into cheese
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Cheese inside eevee's tummy suddenly turned into a tank...
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Once they turned back into a tank was only half a tank, after cheese form being in belly for a bit x_x
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This is going down-hill a little faster than I expecting...
Died, because the cheese contained too much metal, and stuff...
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All oxygen molecule just disappear for a few seconds . . . . wasn't in good shape at all after that. . .
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got accidently shot out of extreme joy, after their spell removed all rust and oxidation from a nearby tank's hull and systems.
<3
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Went back in time and had a similar incident as I did, but rather involving a ship. . .
(https://media.giphy.com/media/101xU138DgTYWs/giphy.gif)
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Oh yeah... Boaty high fives hit hard... 0_o
Stood on the exit-side of a teleporter when someone used it...
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Tried out some rocket booster and ended up hitting the sun, was a crazy trip
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Landed on the sun during night-time
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Interesting XD
Got in a duel a pack of jets. It ended quickly x_x
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Picked a fight with an angry squeeking gopnik...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHT9hfHcc6g
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Just ran out of fuel @.@ and never got refueled
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Saw a video of a bat that was a little too cute...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY
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Nut allergy, very unlucky
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Tried to fly to the moon on a magic flying machete but then they ran into satellite x_x
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Accidentally let a housefly into the teleport device.
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Found out what tanks eat...
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Didn't see that huge death laser in time.
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Crashed themselves
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Attempted flight with oxygen canister
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Attempted flight without oxygen canister...
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Ran into a crazy super tank
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wanted to know how Sharpedo teeth looked like, but got nommed by one D:
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Got turned into a balloon x_x
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fell into an icebox, door slammed shut
not sure if it died by hypothermia or no air
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Was confused for a strawberry to a super big giant, nommed quickly
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fell into a giant mixer at a bakery, couldn't escape
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Got hit with extra extra cold air and instantly turned into a ice sylveon x_x
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tried to draw something cyoot, but fell asleep and landed head first on a sharp pencil D: x_x
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Well asleep while climbing very high up money bars x_x
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fell asleep while swimming
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Got caught by a monster snake
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Caught by giant mouse
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Turned into a mango
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Didn't share it's teriyaki and angered fur beat you, enough to stop breathing x_x x_x
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Got caught by aliens and turned into goo @.@
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tried to perform a good stunt on a motorcycle, crashed D:
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Caught a ribbon on a train x_x
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died of sadness when some meanie fur said that Jyo had passed away in a fishing accident
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Some how made a tornado on top of them self
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D:
crushed by 1,000 lbs of tomato when it wanted to cover me in tomatoes
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Oh no! Had a accident with the ceiling fan x_x
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its fun for you to find creative deaths with extra catchable ribbons XD
tripped on one of my ribbons fell down the stairs
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yepz XD
Died while crossing the road, they made it across safely but once the got the other side realized their ribbon was tied to race car to late and it start to move. x_x
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D: *can't wait* x_x
eeee, tew fast! D:
wrapped a collar to resemble a ribbon around it's neck, too tight it accidentally chocked
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Was holding a candle for Flarey to light but Flarey's tail suddenly got pulled making them burn ya up on accident :( x_x
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D: eee, that would hurt
was riding with me when an out of control bus crashed into us
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Was frozen by a ice type attack x_x Where were twenty against one
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got surrounded by at least 30 different fighting types
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Killed by magic and became a slice of cheese x_x
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XD
was buried under 25,000 lbs of sesame seeds D: x_x
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Crushed under huge buns x_x
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got paw caught under two boulders, passed away when crushed by a third boulder that got loose, caused by a landslide
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Attempted to carry a train x_x
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lost the battle with a chainsaw D: x_x
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Body got tied up in a knot by giant
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Clicked on a pop-up ad
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Computer turned into a giant robot and challenged Traxsie to a battle x_x
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Removed from cannon by a Pokemon reboot
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Tried to use a shield to halt a train
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Elephant rain.
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Didn't return library book and was hunted down by librarian assiassins x_x
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Swallowed Diet Coke and Mentos at the same time. D:
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Was the first victim of the great cheese floods x_x
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IT'S RAINING TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tried to jump over a canyon but didn't even make it half way
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https://youtu.be/mmqqrtChc40?t=8m1s
Forgot that power lines did clip against helicopters...
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Thought fire arrows were a good idea for their military :)
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Forgot there was someting called a HESH round! :P
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I know about HESH rounds my friend ;) I used to love researching tanks, mainly ww2.
Their opponent had spaced armour with spall liners and turned it's gun to fire APFSDS back at you x_x
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Oponent had angled their armour, soo the shot bounced!
But then the oponent shot a boucee of flowers towards you to make peace! <3
But... You were hit with a very inconvenient, stray falling brick, when you opened the commander's hatch...
:'c
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Tried to start a paper airplane air force!!
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Was the second victim of the great cheese floods @.@
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Created a zombie in their lab but didn't expect them to breath fire!
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crushed in a car when it was sent to an autowreck, was sleeping inside
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Made into noodles
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tried to sneak into a store, but got caught, passed away when it tried to escape by running across parking lot got hit by a car
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Caught onto a plane x_x
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A sheep, a drum and a poisonous snake fell on top of Huh's head.
Ba-dum-tss.
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Had a pun overload :o and exploded
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Got caught between the crossfire of the world and the man with an opinion...
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Got taken apart piece by piece x_x
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Fell from a 150 floor building.
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Got hit by someone falling from a building...
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Overdid the Coca-Cola & Mentos challenge...
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Created the largest blueberry which ended up crushing them x_x
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Was used as a bowling ball.
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Was hit by a bowling ball.
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Got hit repeatedly by bowling pins
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An asteroid in the shape of a bowling ball landed right on top of the head!
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Let space into their ship and sunk..... they tried to use buckets to throw it out but died from too much space inside ,was weird XD
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Couldn't contain such amounts of fluffiness that it became too much to handle and before you knew it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBxPGKu7rCc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBxPGKu7rCc)
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Fell onto the big red button . . . I mean it was the size of yourself but the button didnt actually get pressed until and huge finger came down on top of them x_x
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Accidently got involved in a yellow Australian razorback's mating dance...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9FEqhpsunM
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Somehow pulled the sun down to the earth @.@
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Managed the make Chuck Norris upset online... The rest was not pretty... :S
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Ordered a online ninja hitman, but mixed up the Target name and the Buyer name slots x_x
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Ate some of the Michael Bay branded chocolate drops and exploded! x_x
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Ran into a giant hungry lizard while running around a field, got caught without even expecting it x_x
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Got slammed into the space by an angry Skyrim giant's club!
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Tried to ice stake on the side of a planes wing x_x ended up falling
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tried to swim across boiling water D:
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Got caught in a fishing net and added to tuna can x_x
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Someone pressed their self-destruct button.
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Fell into a mega blender x_x
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tried to out swim me but ended up in very fast moving rapids
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Got lost in quick sand x_x
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some how got lost in MySpace D: XD XD
starved when it couldn't find the way out
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Ended up in a can of tuna x_x
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XD (funny one Vee) XD
Friendly fire by a fire type D: x_x
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Tried to battle a super huge crab and lost @.@ x_x
XP
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D:
nommed by a giant catfish
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They frozen by a huge freeze ray @.@ and didnt get thawed out
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chocked on the strawberry x_x
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Fell into a shark's mouth x_x
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ate too much raw chicken
passed away when hungry bear got the smell of it
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Got attacked by a living hammer monster!? o.O
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Pressed all the buttons on a landmine...
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Got hit by a star
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Tried to fight fire with fire. Which actually was a terrible idea, especially since they didn't have any fire-type moves.
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Died because of too much gmod TF2 madness on Youtube!
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Added a boom factory mod to their grenade launcher, wich enabled it to thermonuclear type damage...
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Got caught by a huge metal robot
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Tried to high-five a Robot.
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Used the first light saber boomerang but it didn't end well on it's return x_x
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Laughed so hard, they asphyxiated. Just couldn't stop laughing.
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The giant bugs could smell them as they were trying to sneak up on them. x_x
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Died in a tragic Pogo stick accident.
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Hit by a high speed shopping trolley
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got mixed and baked into a large pecan pie
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Got stuck in a lava pool
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nommed by a giant bird while sleeping
no time to even dodge it
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Tried to fight off a huge killer robot crab
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Tried to fight a huge, killer mutant crab.
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Played chicken with a star destroyer
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Played the spaceship in Chicken Invaders, and tried to eat an egg.
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Met a grumpy dalek...
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Got electrocuted by a Cyberman!
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Got turned into an egg by Yoshi x_x
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Got absorbed by Kirby. :S
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Was pushed down a deep hole to help boost some one else to the other said hole, how rude x_x
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somehow was teleported to the middle of the dessert
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Got caught and was eaten by the fisher that got ya D: x_x
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entered a spaceship it thought was retired, but plans for it was to be launched into space and never return
after a while ran out of food and air
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Got mix up with the tuna net but wasn't released back x_x
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eeepz
fell in a giant meat grinder D: x_x
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Got hit by a submarine blade x_x
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stepped on a large broken glass while running in the dark
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Hit a underwater mine while going fast through the water x_x
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Toxic flatulence.
Yeah, that's right.
You got gassed to death.
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Was in the same room and decided to light a match x_x Kaboooomm!!
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Tried to outrun a tsunami
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Died from the sun getting bigger
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Stood besides the PaK-40's brake as it fired...
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Challenged a volcano to a fight
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Was a vulcano, when a tank challenged to fight it...
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Got transformed into a cheese block while around a bunch of birds x_x
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You couldn't sleep, there was a danceoff nearby
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Tried to play tennis with a bomb
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Tried to steal Heavy's sandvich. Wasn't able to get away in time... x_x
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Death by potatoes.
*Starts throwing potatoes around the room*
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Died when teleported five feet away. . . a potato replaced brain as result x_x
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I know words could hurt, but this is the first time I see someone die because someone else said "gun shot"...
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Died because of happening to be in a George R. R. Martin novel...
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Died because of being a George RR Martin novel...
And got recycled...
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Was in the middle of a battle when they got turned into a chicken from a tank x_x
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Got stabbed from behind by a cloaked Spy from TF2. x_x
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couldn't escape a fast moving lahar D: x_x
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Got caught by a robot vaporeon x_x
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wondered why the ocean suddenly moved back away from the shore :o got quickly swept away x_x
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Got turned to stone x_x
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everything it touched turned to gold, starved when it couldn't eat or drink, friends passed away when it touched them and turn to gold
Post Merge: August 24, 2017, 03:43:45 AM
everything it touched turned to gold, starved when it couldn't eat or drink, friends passed away when it touched them and turn to gold
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Alien decided to look inside them D:
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went fishing for trout, caught by a giant catfish D:
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Was swimming in chocolate but it hardened while they were under x_x
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Angered a powerful Hariyama
Died in one punch
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Got served as sushi x_x
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x_x
confused for a meatloaf, so a bear nommed ya
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Accidentally tried to swim in lava
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I nuu Flarey, will be bad for me
grabbed onto mah tail when I went underwater, drowned
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Encountered a lot of sharks and they were looking for snack :o
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easy, sad, and boring one - died in sleep :'(
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Died while flying a jet fighter their paws couldn't control the joy stick good enough x_x
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was the napping stowaway on the same jet, not sure how you got onboard
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Woke up in a monster maw D:
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They dreamt of para-para, paradise, but never woke up.
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pounced on from behind by young cubs, but landed on a wrong way on a sharp rock, neck broke x_x
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Got shocked by electricity over and over x_x
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fell in a small crevice by some rocks gathering berries, fell down hundreds of feet onto sharp rocks below
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Was served on a plate!
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Covered in silver, not for dye, but the toxic stuff
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Got stabbed by chop sticks x_x
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Couldn't win from psychic powers.
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Ataacked by ally cat gang x_x was shredded
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Encountered Rick (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YA2vntrMTw&t=17s)...
Rick wasn't very carefull...
Rick was an utter mong...
(Poor FV510 Warrior...)
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Discovered that it's not only the steel beams that jet fuel can melt... x_x
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Turned into a blue berry @.@
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Was turned into a shovel by a dark wizard! :S
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Tried to fight a ram but their horns were giant laser flaming horns and they lost the fight x_x
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Ended up in gmod universe and got blown up with the house after using a toaster! In the end there was nothing but Heavy laughing at the said misfortune...
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Rode down a steep hill overlooking a busy road crossing in a shopping cart.
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Summoned the demons and dark entities of the soddom below, to help her destroy this world, and everything on it.
But, a random police officer, had a gun...
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Drove into a nuclear landmine.
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Was the first person who tried to cross the Pacific Ocean on a rocket-powered supersonic jet. #2fast4u
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Got struck by a rocket-powered supersonic jet...
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(https://pics.me.me/when-she-tweet-igot-garlic-bread-and-she-got-her-21468797.png)
That happened ^^
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But... But... I'm not a woman! And, I DON'T HAVE GARLIC BREAD! D:
Died, because a tank, in the vicinity had a breakdown and began firing around itself at random...
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Got completely demolished by a group of 5 adventurers who wanted to save the world. What were the odds?
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Pushed into a pack of scary skeletons
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Got spooked by Herobrine
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Randomly exploded after being fed wool :o
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Touched a clock on the wall and detonated in a fiery explosion! x_x
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Just exploded. No reason, just Michael Bay.
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Went full overbörk mode, overheated and exploded.
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MAXIMUM
B Ö R K D R I V E
(http://i.imgur.com/aH7lW4n.png)
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Sat on by a jötunn
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Died from a snow leopard when you pulled their tail x_x
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Hey!
Firox wassn't around, so they just played with a fire hydrant instead. Now THAT is what I call a hydro pump!
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XD that's a funny one XD
decided to swim in frozen water, couldn't get back up, as the ice kept breaking
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Chewed on a charger cable.
It was connected...
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Unexpectedly met his maker by an A-10.
BBRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!!!
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Fell on a sharp blade
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Got lost in desert and driend up to death
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Someone summoned him with a magical notepad and dropped him in the lava.
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Got choked by a snake x_x
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Died in his best nightmare.
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Was vaporized by a Necron warrior's gauss flayer.
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That one moment you forget how to live...
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Exploded from using a certain kind of shampoo
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Forgetting the laws of reality no longer exists and the ice cream becomes acid.
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Stepped on a deadly lawn! Plants wanted revenge x_x
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Got torn apart by a pack of giant mutant starberries!
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Brick fell on them
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Comedic piano fell on them
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Hit by a train x_x
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Got knocked out by themself. Don't ask, please.
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Tried to chop firewood, but knocked himself on the head with the splicing axe, while swinging it...
(How to knock yourself out...)
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Somehow lost to a small metal spider x_x got inside and tore up important parts
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Asbestos salad. I've lost so many friends that way :(
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Was attacked by giant living corn when they saw through the yellow tag are realized you were not one of them XP x_x
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You are ded... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30SNGOf0yZI)
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Got taken apart and ended up getting turned into a sculpture
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ended up in a Dutch bullshittery episode (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlfoIo1tbIo&t=26s)
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Was sent into space to run some test, but slammed into Jupiter and got crushed x_x
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Went to space using Chinese tech, disguised as German tech...
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Randomly melted @.@
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Randomly died of an unexplained heart attack.
(Reference? Maybe...)
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( have no clue XP )
Was looking up in the sky to see why the sky got dark but realized too late it was a storm of arrows too late x_x
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thrown down the stairs by accident when riding on a fur, and tripped over a box
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Accidentally got a brick dropped on them when Espy was building a house, didn't see ya below x_x
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sleeping on top of a pizza box, nommed by a huge hungry dragon that ate all, even the pizza box
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Was taken apart to have insides studied by a lab, hands on D:
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fell from a high height and landed head first on a sharp tree branch... won't tell anymore to keep it safe for forums
end result was no more living
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Got beaten up by a giant dark blue/black owl.
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Divided by zero.
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Tried make a do it yourself space draft with tape
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Got eaten by Hillary Clinton (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ&t=1m35s)...
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Got crushed by Doctor Hax's massive old CTR for hacking during a game of Tetris on singleplayer!
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Got hunted for their blue hair looked very valuable x_x
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Ate too much icecream and exploded.
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Was hurt in a big fall, died of injuries later
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Caught on fire while dancing around with a fire type x_x
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Face exploded while morning too many lemons at once
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Tripped on a lemon peel, off of a cliff
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Screamed so loud his spirit left his body.
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Mirror it was looking at exploded
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Got chocked to death by a low hanging ribbon x_x
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A Nintendo 3DS ate them. @.@
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Died from tripping onto a brick x_x
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Fell on a brick's head...
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Was hit by a crashing space ship that was going at extreme speeds
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Huh used dig! It's super effective! Huh was buried alive!
RIP
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Got caught in a whirlpool and then sucked down into a pipe x_x
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Got hit by the Blackline edition of the Heaven piercing giga drill... :?
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Michen got thrown into a bowl of cake batter and died when it was put in the oven and baked with Michen inside x_x
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Damn, y'all are brutal as hell...
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I guess, seen much brutal ones in past XD
suddenly turned into a coyote mid tank battle, wasnt the best time x_x
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Went submarine max...
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Tried to jump a volocano lava pit but wasnt fast enough x_x
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tried to 'headbutt' my paw as I was practicing a fighting move, died instantly from broken neck
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Got killed by a angry fairy typed group x_x they came in a big big pack
-
eeepz,
died when an eagle dropped a turtle on your neck
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Died from punching a goobra and made it so angry that it ate ya up x_x
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car accident nearby, died when a tire mysteriously rolled from accident, but hit Vee at high speed from behind
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Got a brick thrown at the someone wanted to watch ya punch it out of air but you weren't ready and got hit in the head x_x
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drowned in maple syrup
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A huge dragon landed on top of them @.@
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got caught under two battling fighting types, just sleeping on wrong place, wrong time
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Tried to go swimming in quick sand thinking it was a spa treatment, that's what a meanie told ya x_x but drowned after sinking
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forgot to pull on parachute on time, hit the floor hard on sharp rock
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Got mummified fully in wraps and sealed in a tomb x_x
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Died while rage quiting
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Ran into a snake attacckkk!! x_x
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tried to battle a bulldozer, lost quickly
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Succumbed to the Karar...
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Had a bite taken out of them by massive dragon
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Mistaken for a marshmallow and eaten by children.
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couldn't escape a house fire D: x_x
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Got trapped in a huge sticky flytrap somehow @.@
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Ended up becoming part of the 100 Ways to Die in Skyrim video!
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Layed a landmine, upside down...
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was the test subject for a new laser beam weapon
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Died from extreme book reading. @.@
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Had a head on collission...
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Defeated by a bomber. You should've had an anti-air gun or fighters nearby. (Props if you get the reference.)
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Tryed to backflip and fell off the hill.
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Was devoured by a giant sandworm of Arrakis!
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Arms fused together, and died in panic...
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Got roasted from within by a molotov cocktail.
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Got savaged by killer geese
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Tryed to catch a knife. Did not go too well.
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You were supposed to hold the other side of the knife...
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You were the spotter and got cauight in the action.
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Their chainsaw came to life :o
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died of boredness when a friend promised to come over for a video game, and never did - passed away mainly from no food or water as it refused to leave the spot
by time friend arrived, it was 10 days too late
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Got sucked into a whirl pool x_x when trying to follow a vaporeon.
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fell out of a moving dragon, fell onto power lines x_x
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Got nommed in a battle x_x
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got kicked in the head by a kangaroo x_x
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Was trapped and shoved into a box for power x_x wasn't fed or any thing
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XD
tried to open the box, was electrocuted
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Never was any good at hiding.
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Ended up becoming a slave to the sadistic nobles of house Harkonnen and had his heart plug pulled off, after failing to entertain them. x_x
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Hair cut gone wrong x_x
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Shaved themselves... Until there was nothing left?
-
Scarf was really a robot assassin x_x
-
Fell in love, from 14 story building...
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Went into world's biggest deep fryer x_x
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tried to evolve into an electric type by touching live wires
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Light bulb fell on them x_x
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crushed under a box, filled with gym equipment, so weighed a lot
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Accidentally got cooked with the taco meat D:
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got kicked around like a soccer ball
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Accidentally made a bomb explode with a shock, only little bit of fur was left of both of us x_x
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D: x_x
tried to catch a fast moving baseball, forgot glove, hit in head instead
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Tail looked like dinner to a fish and ya got pull under into it's mouth and swallowed D:
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nibbled what it thought was a slice of cheese
turned out to be a bar of soap
died of stomach ache later
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Was standing in the wrong spot while a cow was trying to eat grass, didn't see you under the patch x_x
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crushed by a falling tree branch
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Wanted to play with a giant squid but was taken to bottom of ocean. :o
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Got on wrong ship
Sent to Antarctica with no extra supplies - hypothermia
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Broke neck on a trip x_x
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covered in toxic paint
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Got hit by skateboard x_x
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crushed by a falling piece of metal
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Fell into a well x_x
-
( ?, my last post was a Death Note reference.)
Walked blindfolded onto an incinerator platform.
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( oh lol, wasn't thinking of that at the time XD )
Tried to skate their way to victory against atnks
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tried to hide in a barbecue pit, but there was meat barbecuing there - after a while became part of the meal x_x
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Fell into the blender x_x
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got shot out of a canon, but fell in rocks instead of water
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drowned in the pudding vat x_x
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tried to leap at the moon from a tree, but fell neck first, breaking it
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A huge fish thought ya tail was fish food x_x
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D: that will be nightmares
(fun with Luxio and Luxray, their's are longer)
got mixed into gravy mix
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Was tied to a huge balloon and floated high up x_x later falling back down
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Sank with ship
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Tried to go back in time with a extra fast stake board and their electricity but didn't work and they ran into wall x_x
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some meanie kicked so hard it broke bones, eventually broke neck too
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Fell into lava x_x
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couldn't escape a stampede of buffaloes
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Drank too many energy drinks
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fell in a cement mixer, couldn't get out on time
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Got shrunk to extra tiny sizes and leaped into strawberry bowl but got swallowed on accident. Couldn't see them x_x :(
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fell out of a high flying Team Rocket balloon, I was in mane fur resting - both of us didn't survive
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Accidentally fell down a chute, was suppose to be laundry at the bottom but the cart wasn't there x_x
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stepped on by a dragonite
-
Was in my mane when I got caught by a jumping shark x_x
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someone wanted to try a collar on, but they wrapped it too tight, couldn't breath
-
Fell into a vat of that was cooking kettle corn x_x
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fell into a pot of boiling water, unable to escape
-
Got trapped inside a plastic bag x_x
-
lost the battle to 100 crabs
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Died to a huge clawed crab, it slip ya in two D: x_x
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Became featured in the Another 100 Ways to Die in Skyrim video!
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Got hair caught in a fan x_x ouchie
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Failed to entertain Sheogorath and was turned into a puddle!
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Chocked on a piece of broccoli
-
Tried to catch a super chicken
-
Got baked into an apple pie
-
Was hiding in a cake and accidentally got bit hard in the neck by an Umbreon, didnt see you in time :o x_x
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x_x
tried to walk across a frozen lake, but it cracked half way, fell under
-
Accidentally got toasted by fire type
-
slept through an earthquake, building collapsed
found couple days later
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Would made into a steak x_x
-
tried to blast off to the moon using a home made firework, exploded too early, not much left of Vee
-
Jumped off a cliff thinking there was an Espeon there but it was really Zorua x_x
-
tried to escape under a fence, but it was an electric fence, didn't made it all
-
Was sailing with me but we drowned because of a giant squid
-
D: eee sad
died in plane crash, not on the plane, but the plane fell on the home it was resting in
-
Mozart came back from revenge on them and made a tiny snack x_x
-
eeeee (what did happen to him?)
got trapped in a house fire
-
( nu sure, maybe still in jailz )
Exploded while cooking x_x
-
Got overly irradiated by a glowing ghoul's special ability!
-
Was said ghoul. Got shot dead by my A280 Blaster Rifle.
-
Died in a dance match x_x
-
Was said A280 blaster rifle...
Got scrapped by owner...
-
ran out of the fuel in the middle of a lake
-
A lion broke ya neck x_x was mean
-
Got stomped into a squish by giant! x_x
-
Caught there hair on fire x_x
-
some meanie thought it would be funny to throw you over a bridge to land on water, didn't see the bridge support, instead landed head first on the cement and steel below
-
Got caught out in a storm x_x
-
Jumped over a tree branch
Landed on barbed wire
-
Was in the my mane while I was trying to run away from a angry bear but I tripped :( x_x
-
Swallowed a firefly. It set your stomach ablaze...
-
Swallowed a stomach. Set your firefly ablaze...
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Swallowed a blaze. Set your stomach afirefly.
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Accidentally was fed oil
-
Accidentally was fed a firefly
-
Ran into a spiky bush
-
Beat to death with a squeaky dog toy.
-
drank what it thought was strawberry juice, but ended up being the hottest hot sauce ever - stomach exploded from the heat
-
Star tail went to space with them x_x
-
held onto me and went along for trip
no air up there
-
Died in a microwave D:
-
tried a new top secret experiment
next day found mysteriously dead what ever was working on was gone, no sign of breaking or entering or struggle
-
Woke up a sleeping underground monster
-
kidnapped on the side of the road, never seen or heard from again
-
Was using a spell and accidentally used one on self that turns ya into a apple for an hour, but ! ran into ya and didn't know it was you. Ended in Zorua's belly x_x
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D: good one D: awww !
tried to take ! some apples, but an angry raccoon wanted the same apples, lost battle
-
Was looking at a rocket ship, looking at all the stuff inside but let out a electric strike and started it up, didn't have any gear for space. :o
-
stowaway on same ship, as you was searching for me
-
Went down a unfinished slide with me. landed on the rock next to me x_x
-
D: x_x
tried to outrun a fast moving car
didn't get far
-
Got hit in side by a harpoon and stuck in wall D: x_x
-
Ate an asbestos sandwich.
Then ate another one! D=
-
Overdosed on Australia
-
Accidentally got in the middle of a water balloon fight!
-
Some snuck up behind Michen and strangled them to death with own scarf :o x_x
-
Displeased someone apparantly qualified to play god...
I hate "gods"...
-
Was thrown by a giant robot and landed miles away in the ocean x_x
-
jumped out of a moving vehicle to get to a berry patch, did't go well when it got hit by another vehicle and broke neck when it hit a tree at high speed
-
Got attacked by bees for stealing honey x_x
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was blamed for burning down a forest
D: sentenced to be burn at the steak x_x
-
Tried to catch a rock from space
-
buried 30 feet in snow from an avalanche, wasn't found in time
-
Was used as fish bait @.@
-
don't ask how
drowned in a cesspool
-
Got hit by a giant heat laser x_x
-
died from an infected paper cut
-
Accidentally slipped in a bath tub with a broken paw and drowned x_x
-
a small ice box full of ice bags rolled on you
-
Got neck broken by a mean bigger fur x_x
-
jumped happily on the bed, top 8th floor, somehow flew out the window D: D:
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Team rocket made all the eevees into monsters with machines and magic D: they all attacked ya
-
got taken by Team Skull, experimented on
didn't survived long
-
A goodra sat on you
-
tried to use Moonlight by jumping to the moon, so leaped off a high cliff, didn't go well - plummeted over 100 feet to dry riverbed below
-
A lucario tripped a fell on ya, ya got impelled x_x
-
died of embarrassment (resulting heart attack) when a meanie shaved off all the fur
-
Was dressing up with a collar with a leash but fell off a platform and the end of leash got caught. Got stangled to death in the air x_x
-
electrical house fire, couldn't escape on time
-
Was in the middle of it with me was the cause, died from the smoke while I was trying to find path out and not making it x_x x_x
-
Hacked to death by undead fishermen armed with gaff hooks who travel under the cover of fog.
-
Forgot to equip a functioning liver...
-
Used the wrong flag.
-
Didn't allow me to listen to music >:(
-
Petted to death by HellEye (not a bad way to go really)
-
Have you met Helleye!? D: HE'S A MONSTER!
Just kidding... Although, he can shoot lazers out of his eyes. Shame I haven't asked him if it was okay to show that little edit to people...
-
A-10 Thunderbolt II
everyone knows they're mean and rough
-
There's one thing even foxes can't battle and survive... A rabbit who learned how to use kung-fu by watching movies.
-
Tried to drink five whole barrel of butter :o
-
Tried to snuggle with engineer's sentry! Ended up becoming perforated by a hail of bullets! x_x
-
Was the engineers sentry, but got sapped... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NCERdh_-j4)
-
Got killed by attack helicopter x_x
-
Squeaked to death.
-
Slipped down stairs thanks to banana peel, what a way to go after all those battles x_x
-
Tried to snuggle a cactus
-
A giant added ya to a giant boiling spot for spaghetti x_x
-
Eeepz
Tried to nibble pads of a larger Luxray, Got stepped on by accident
-
Woke up on a giant pole with no way down :o
-
Eee afraI'd of that heightz
Died from unknown infection from insect bite
-
Accidentally broke neck while trying to slide down a huge ramp
-
Fell into a giant fan
-
Tail suddenly start to float away into space with ya :o
-
Tried to catch a comet
-
Got a toxic piece of chicken x_x
-
somehow trapped head in a cookie jar, couldn't breath after a while
-
Messed with radioactive waste
-
Cop mistaked your banana for a gun...
-
Nice hat m8. Too bad it had an evil robot bunny inside.
-
Noo! Michen stay away from the elephant's foot! D: x_x Died from the radiation
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WVh7sdingno/U7MHoKMen9I/AAAAAAAAJho/aeLrXJ46hKg/s1600/The+Elephant%27s+Foot+of+the+Chernobyl+disaster,+1986+(2).jpg)
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Oh, I'm shure Eevee wouldn't put an evil robot chicken in the hat he gave me!
Right?
-
Of course not :P
But look out for the one standing behind you :o it has a rocker launcher x_x
-
There's a Shinx behind you
Got hit by a boulder someone tried to throw at me
-
Got hit with a arrow while trying to explore a old temple x_x
-
Got hit by an old temple, while trying to explore my arrow...
I'm hiding a lot of secret's there, you know?
-
Tried to challenged the skies . . . those darn jets x_x
-
Don't forget the dragons! 'Cause you just got torched by one!
-
Was watching and didn't realize that the dragon was hungry :o
-
Insulted said dragon.
-
somehow, a window broke, and severed the artery on side of neck, couldn't stop it on time
-
Sniped for breaking said window.
-
Woke up with head off of body then died x_x
-
somehow "woke up dead"
now, how does that happen? :? XD XD
-
A hawk lifted them away by ears x_x
-
tried to tackle the hawk, fell over the cliff
-
Got charged off a cliff by a charging Demoman.
-
Tried to fight a elephant x_x was turned into a white pancake, was expecting you to win it
-
Got punted by me into a vat of pepsi where you drowned. Markus Tokarev does not do asinine things like that, and he certainly does not die that easily!
-
Went out in acid rain . . . . but was much more potent than expected x_x
-
A vampire ate their brains!
I have no idea what was going on either.
-
Was swarmed by flies x_x
-
Was swarmed by bloodflies!
-
You're not creative enough! You're fired!
*Brisky explodes in a huge ball of ice*
...
Good enough.
-
Someone tried to shove a fish down their mouth and they chocked to death x_x
-
They didn't rub the lotion on their skin and so they got the hose again.
-
Created a super bubble and floated away until it popped and they fell x_x
-
Ate someone's liver with some Fava beans, and a nice Chianti...
-
Tried to drive off a cliff and use a trampoline to get back up
-
That heart to your right was your acual heart.
-
Was frozen by a crazy freezer ray
-
Was frozen in carbonite. Then dropped off a balcony.
-
Did a barrel roll one too many times.
-
Fell into a massive boiling pot for soup x_x
-
Tried to battle Kratos
-
Accidentaly jumped into space when they put in cheat code
-
Strawberry uprising. It was berry gruesome.
-
Sank to bottom of ocean
-
Tried out the new crazy explosive bubble soap
-
Didn't know that that kinda frog was both poisonous and not friendly.
-
Died from those swords from name
-
Died from... I dunno.
---Suddenly, Pineapples---
Oh, that's how!
-
Nose got poked by a needle with . . . just death inside x_x
-
Got included again in the 100 Ways to Die in Skyrim Part 3!
-
Tried to eat dragon while it was still alive
-
Got vivisected by a bunch of very angry scientists...
-
Fought against a megatank. Stood no chance.
-
Punched a chicken and was swarmed shortly after and killed by many chickens x_x
-
Stole an item from a shopkeeper. Your name was changed to thief and was hunted down by the shopkeeper
-
Teleported somewhere random but right where they ended up someone was holding a sword out and it went right through x_x
-
tried to jump on a branch to play with, but missed and fell down on fast moving rapids, drowned
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Tried to feed the biggest luxray ever but it accidentally nommed ya x_x died a few hours later when it drank hot coffee after
-
x_x
tried to catch a ride on a Solgaleo, but fell off between worlds, couldn't find way out
-
Tried watch a tree get cut down up it fell on ya, you were too close x_x
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caught by an alligator, couldn't get out
-
Tried to take a loose tooth of a shark but was bite in half and eaten x_x
-
Tried to help by cleaning the wrong gun's barrel...
(And got shot in the process...)
-
Someone fired a extremely large rocked at you, it went straight up then straight down on top of you x_x
-
was at the bottom of a strong Draco Meteor D: (Meanie Dragon)
-
Tried a battle big legendary and was just nommed in seconds :o
-
Set fire to the rain, but forgot to bring an umbrella...
-
Tried nitro and exploded
-
buried under 40,000 pounds of sugar D: x_x
-
Got stuck in caramel @.@
-
tried to take the can at the bottom of the pile, got buried by the rest of the cans x_x
-
Accidentally got pushed down stairs and break neck on last step x_x
-
Fell down to the 28th floor full of spikes and a lot of angry birds because the room was too dark.
-
The grass was alive and suddenly grew a giant hand which it used to attack :o
-
some how, the rocks came alive and nibbled you slowly while a larger boulder held you down x_x
-
Got smashed by Gurdurr's steel beam
-
Anything in excess is unhealthy, including strawberries.
Death by too many strawberries.
-
Wanted to try sword swallowing as a party trick but didn't quite get it right x_x
-
Didn't notice the "Trespassers will be shot" sign before sneaking past the fence...
-
caught by a dog catcher - didn't end well where you was taken too x_x x_x
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Accidentally got a little too close to camp fire and mane caught of fire, didn't put it out on time x_x
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Went through a door that said "Totally NOT a trap"...
What else did you expect was going to be through that door?
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Was rail skating in a tunnel and notice the train coming until last second x_x
-
A tragic accident involving a rollercoaster that you weren't on, broken tracks and horrible timing.
-
Lost a unfair sword battle was 1 v 5 x_x
-
Stepped on the wrong bus and litterally ended up in hell...
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Was surround by smoke and was suddenly surrounded by tanks on all sides and they didn't have small guns
-
Myxomatosis, very unlucky. Should only kill rabbits.
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Ordered a fog machine but it released black smoke instead x_x
-
Accidentally was racist in The wrong neighborhoud (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxIofYrt0kE)...
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Died from a living volcano wanting to fight you
-
Oh, just walking around when suddenly this happened (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAoR4h6SQGg)... (Volume warning!)
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Was in giant battle but died simply from tripping down a slope into a rock x_x
-
Took on a Reman Warbird in a B'rel-class Bird-of-Prey.
-
Deathclaw pack encounter while being unarmed! x_x
-
Death found you. 'Nuff said.
-
You cheated Death. Death took your life anyway.
-
Went down a mysterious slide but at the end of the tunnel was a incinerator x_x they probably should have put a sign up and made it less colourful look
-
was thrown into a lake as a prank, didn't know that hippos lived in the same lake
-
Got hit by a stone ball it tried to catch, was crushed x_x
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don't ask how, disappear the night before
in the morning "turned up missing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80t2cD1ePaE)"
:? XD XD XD
(I should quit watching the "Scary Movies" series)
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Was playing with Zorua with nipping then they suddenly turned into Zoroark without knowing and bit you a little too hard with the bigger and sharper teeth x_x
-
eeepz
got attacked at night by a cereal killer D:
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We went on a adventure but ended up getting shot then trying to look past a fence that said not to go in x_x
-
tried to shove another Vee into Moss Rock, but it was actually a very spiky thorn bush
died quickly of too much blood loss D:
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Fell into the pokemon boxing ring and was teamed up on
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D:
Was riding in my mane fell out at worst time
-
Got eaten by a barnacle from half life 2 x_x
(https://developer.valvesoftware.com/w/images/thumb/6/62/Barnacle.jpg/150px-Barnacle.jpg)
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eeepz looks scary
Fell into a hidden trap
lots of barbed wire underneath
-
Got lost in winter storm x_x
-
Got lost in the desert
-
Got fried in the desert...
-
Dehydrated in the desert,even though you packed a ton of water.
-
There was a storm coming...
THERE WAS A STORM COMING!
He got lost in the... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghGUyfzxqQ0)
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Accidentally got a magic calender for the year 3250 and as soon as they wrote on it, it sped up time to that day along with aging x_x
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nommed by three trillion microscopic bacteria
-
Played the a sand castle that was really a polossand x_x
-
When into an eye of a hurricane. Except there wasin't an eye.
-
Went skydiving, but forgot to bring a parachute...
Only due to a slight glitch in the matrix, you bounced off of a small puddle of water to 15c and got an encounter with mars, where you succesfully aerobraked and entered the atmosphere, and made your way to the super secret mars base just before you ran out of oxygen!
But you got crushed by a hydraulic door, because of an error in the motion sensor, not being calibrated for pokemon...
-
Steped foot in Denmark.
-
Stepped foot in Iraq...
-
Stepped on extra large bear trap x_x
-
Stepped on an extra small bear trap
-
Curiously, you entered an alternative dimension in which everything is made out of lava.
-
Tried to steal a sweetroll, didn't turn out well for them x_x
-
Got eaten by Snorlax.
-
The snorlax fell on them while they were watching x_x
-
Met a Shedinja with the Sturdy ability.
-
Tried to use the stop drop and roll method but didn't quite work out for them @.@
-
Tried to make friends with a boulder.
Boulder didn't like you much.
-
Died from getting hit with a frozen water balloon x_x Should have checked them first
-
Sleep shortage.
-
Someone stole all their wool in the winter
-
trapped under the blanket hiding during the storm, didn't saw the tree coming down, crushed the blanket, as well as the entire floor and side of the house wall
-
Was in a eating contest and choked while try to eat a whole bucket a apple slices x_x
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hiding from another storm, when a water surge flooded the entire bottom floor it was hiding under, didn't make it on time
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Got attacked by all the legendary pokemon, not sure why it happened x_x
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fell in a tank of molten metal D: D: x_x x_x
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Oh no :( my little Hyo shall not get hurt :3
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Got ambushed :(
-
Decided to battle MewTwo. It did not turn out well
-
Was supposed to be protected by a gordon freeman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm9lE97sIJo&t=2m2s)...
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Ran into a ammunition dump and exploded
-
Went to a magazine...
But got... Printed? On it? On the magazine?
Enjoy being a pancake!
-
Signed a random paper with a track print, didn't know it was a sign up to be the first to be tested on with a exteremly powerful railgun followed by a superlaser x_x
-
Got spooked to death by a group of spooky skeletons!
-
Got hit by a traffic light...
-
Tried to fight all the foxes and wolves x_x
-
Was caught in the fight between the foxes ans wolves.
-
A wizard turned them into a banana x-x
-
Snoot was booped. RIP. o.O
-
Forgot that winter was cold.
-
Slept near a river, got dragged into water by a cricodile
-
Somehow trapped within a battery. I don't know if they truely died.
(Dang winter)
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Died from aliens x_x
-
Died from fright when I sneaked behind and suddenly Rawred behind your ears
-
Someone decide to use them for a power source without giving them any food x_x
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Died when they realized they had no more strawberries and chocolate dip.
-
Died from a army of pichus. I thought you could take that x_x
-
Put a smoke detector on fire!
-
Was hit by a snowmobile x_x
-
Mistook an L-pill from some vitamins...
-
Wanted to try a fly by of sun but was a little too close x_x
-
Mustard gas. But it was acual mustard and you were aliergic to mustard.
-
Fell of the basket it was riding on
-
A pack of sharks didnt like them swimming in their waters x_x
-
Hit by a baseball bat
-
A turkey pecked ya to death x_x
-
Got hit by a stationary car...
-
Tried to battle technology that came all the way across the stars
-
Got tried as a projectile by weapon technology that came all the way across the stars....
-
Accidentally turned self into a piece of cake when they used their third wish while a bunch of hungry furs around
-
Got disintegrated by a botched team rocket's invention to beam pokémon from great distance to them! x_x
-
Fell into the deepest pit of peanut butter and got stuck x_x
-
Someone threw an avocado pit, got stuck in throat
Chocked on it
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Got eaten while hiding in the pie x_x
-
Chocked on the pie
-
Drown in a soup that was being made x_x
-
Hypothermia
Fell asleep at the top of a mountain
-
Exploded while doing osu stuff x_x
-
Jumped into a volcano
-
Had a glass of liquid nitrogen x_x
-
Was eaten... by me! :3
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confused reaper pepper sauce for strawberry sauce x_x
-
Tried to go to the moon on 1000 bottle rockets x_x
-
tried to hide in a bucket of paint,
sadly D: painters sealed shut the bucket without looking, not sure if it died of drowning in paint or no oxygen inside bucket
-
Fell into the well x_x and someone dropped the bucket on ya head
-
Harpy (butterfly fluf) ate their sugar supply. Causing ? To crash
-
Accidentally started to sing their favorite song when they heard it while a slasher was looking for them, was found because of that x_x
-
My ghost haunted them. 0:)
-
Tried to feed the worlds maddest dolphin x_x
-
tried to get honey, stung by thousands of bees D:
-
Went into water. There wasin't a shallow end.
-
Got eaten by a huge monkey x_x
-
kicked by a kangaroo D:
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Eaten by a lion
-
Got swallowed by a snake right after watching, should have watched your back x_x
-
Bought a Ford Mustang and accidentally steered off from the road down to a ravine...
-
A trickster came along and transformed him into a cake, when he was meeting Dean Winchester (https://new1.fjcdn.com/pictures/Life+of+pie_cd0d6d_4566124.jpg)...
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Tried to drift throgh a mine feel claiming the minds will move when they see that
-
some tackled the wall for fun D: which caused the TV to fall on you, crushed
-
Fell into a mustard pot x_x
-
buried in cement D:
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Asked for it.
What? ...No, literally. He literally asked for it. :S
-
Was the first kitty to the sun x_x
-
found a stick of tnt, mistook it for a firecracker - exploded before it could run away
-
A giant hawk found lunch x_x
-
tried to run across the desert, passed away from dehydration
-
Got caught in a fish net and got stuck under water x_x
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Got thrown at Lazy Mountain (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANcqMStDyJk&t=2m10s)...
-
Didnt pay their cheese to the mice army
-
tried to explore the center of the earth, couldn't get pass the ocean, drowned quickly
-
Was counting t-rex's teeth then it belly growle. Can probably guess how it ended x_x
-
The strawberry wasn't even in it's final form, and proved it was a trap all along!
-
Little children stampede vs cat. Yikes.
-
Tried to scare of a killer robot with the power of barks but the robot wasnt effect and it did a critical attack on you x_x Game over
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Your friend is smoking here?.. Wait. That's not a cigar, that's dynamite! Dive!!
Rip
-
Trapped in a large maze room with rocking chairs... oh wait that works on cats, not skunks.....
Jumped on a trampoline, hit power lines on a bounce
-
Tryed to beat the flash. Did not go too well.
-
Jumped at a goodra and drowned in gooo :o
-
decided to nap in a cave, got lost inside
-
Got stuck inside a vacuum chamber x_x
-
got baked into a casserole
-
Got shrunk down to extra mini size and leaped onto a strawberry right when I was eating ut
Could see or hear ya and accidentally nommed ya without knowning :( x_x [size=78%] [/size]
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was tied to 1,000 balloons, floated away
-
Accidentally fell into jumbo mixer and died x_x no sure exactly how they went
-
Chewing on a speck of dust.
-
Exploded from poking a nitro box
-
Tried to evolve into a flying-type Eeveelution by jumping off a tall building.
Didn't quite work out as planned.
-
Made a magikarp angry, who came back for revenge after evolving x_x
-
Insisted a Canadian tank to go first, on the gas station...
(It spontaniously exploded)
-
Told a star that it could not defeat but it was quickly proved wrong.
-
Was accidently refueled by an overly friendly old lady MTVR...
Turns out Eevee's aren't supposed to be fed diesel...
-
Tried driving through lava and started to catch fire x_x causing an explosion
-
Exited the rollercoaster mid corkscrew...
-
Went into the future and encountered a tank with a way bigger weapon and was blown to pieces x_x
-
Went into the past, and got fried, because he went a little too far back...
-
Something threw a Davy Crockett at them
-
Inhaled 400 Skooma and accidently ran against a ramped surface...
(Suffocated in space)
-
Accidentally blew their own barrel up :o wasn't able to defend self after
-
Kidnapped by Slender Man
-
Slipped into a deep pit onto a rock x_x
-
Wore flip-flops with socks.
WHY WHAT IT IS NOF RIGHT AND UNCOMFORTABLE UGHHHH
-
Was attacked for the very thing, the overseer saw it! X3
-
Thrown back in time onboard space shuttle challenger
-
Sat on Michen's grass, they kicked ya into space to protect their grassy sitting spot @.@
-
LOL
Blasted off into spaaaaace! spaaaaace! spaaaaace! spaaaaace! spaaaaace!
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The grass absorbed them, they became one with the green hills.
-
Played the floor is lava... With actual lava.
-
Cuted himself to death because D'awwwwh :3
-
Had a accident involving a train x_x
-
(that earlier one made me laugh too) X3 X3
died of too much laughter, when tied down and had tickling machine turned on
-
Tried to kick over a elephant but it just squashed ya x_x
-
Meanie wanted to know how it looked like with no fur, shaved it all off, not sure if it died of embarrassment or of hypothermia, as it was taken to top of a mountain
-
Tried to reach a mountain top with a cannon x_x
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Caught in a meanie TR trap
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Fell into a sludge pit x_x got really sick and drowned
-
(((Confuse ray!)))
Eevee hurt itself in it's confusion.
-
Slid on wet tile into a open elevator shaft x_x
-
Large magnet fell from sky
Crushed
-
Death by sharknado. Like a tornado, but has sharks in it.
-
Was given shady food and ate it, turns out was poison x_x
-
Touched the mysterious glowing rock. Like, there was only one rule: do not touch the mysterious glowing rock! You brought that one upon yourself.
-
Was is a battle and got punched so hard it broke neck and head turned backwards :o x_x
-
The ribbon was a poisonous snake in disguise!
-
Tried to poke ribbon and was first to get bit by them
-
wouldn't give up the berries, and was beaten by fighting types for it
*Flowers was kind enough to hide instead*
-
Tried to jump over and car grinder but slipped x_x
-
disappeared for a while, was found later in outter space
-
Tried to use a oxygen tank but caused self to exploded x_x somehow
-
Gravity died on them alone, and they didn't realize it until after they jumped - kept going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...
... you get the point.
-
Died to a shark with legs
(http://www.burningbuilding.com/sharklegssmall.gif)
-
Tried to make flame-proof armor, then asked Charizard to help test if the armor worked.
It didn't.
-
Challenged a laser woof
-
Tried to eat the pie when it was in the oven.
-
Look out for the alien craft, your standing were it is going to . . . :o land . . . x_x
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NO! WAIT! VEE, DON'T EAT THOSE BERRIES! THEY'RE POISONOU-- VEE! NOOO!
-
Fell into the cheese vat x_x
-
Ate too much ice cream, brain froze solid.
-
Wanted to try something new so used a snake instead of scarf
-
got trapped inside a plastic bag, couldn't find way out XD
-
He got lost in my Lidl.
-
Died from overdosing himself on all the sugary sweets found from the said Lidl!
-
I heard of venus flytraps but didn't know there were Sheeptrap plants x_x
-
fell in a giant jar of honey, couldn't get out
-
Sucked into a jet engine it accidentally turned on with a jolt x_x
-
got trapped in a bank vault when it snuck inside
-
Tried to eat live eel being electric type, but they were extra strong ones
-
throws out of a restaurant, but was at the highest skyscraper, so fell high height head first x_x
-
Exploded from hyperness x_x
-
Got Tetris'd.
-
Got thrown on a race track while veichles were coming x_x
-
Nibbled by Pac-man
-
Groundon used Magnitude! It was Magnitude 9...
-
Got featured in Skyrim Battles against 5 Frost Trolls, 5 Werewolves and 5 Falmer Warriors! Didn't end up well...
-
Fought to the death against himself. What did you expect to happen?
-
Tried to eat a dragon but their plan quickly went wrong and reversed XP x_x
-
Eaten by a thargoid... R.I.P
Must kill thargoid scum!
-
Encountered a super magent moster
-
thrown down cliff, hit rocks istead of water
-
Want to battle much much much bigger pokemon than self x_x
-
pulled underwater by a playful dolphin, didn't know that Vee couldn't breathe underwater, drowned
-
Tried to wear tight glasses x_x couldn't get them back off
-
Got eaten by a combine overlord (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-16M1dO5tE&t=45s)... :'c
Jeesh... Those things are disgusting...
Good job to the designers though...
Shudders
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Died to a strider's warp cannon x_x
(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/images/f/fd/Strider_crouched.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091223235451&path-prefix=en)
-
got caught under a combine harvester not a happy ending
-
Evolve in a small spot and got stuck x_x
-
D:
followed me into a thunder storm, didn't make it
-
The tree branch broke and they broke neck x_x
-
fell down from a large parachute, deployed but slid off as too small
-
Caught fur on fire somehow x_x
-
thrown down an elevator
one floor from top, thrown down as elevator was on top
-
Was going to battle but didn't realize even though they are big that the enemy was much bigger x_x
-
tried to hide in the mane fur during the battle, neither of us survived
-
Chocked on food while eating too fast x_x
-
Ate too slow. Died due to starvation
-
Ran into a huge monkey and confused for banana
-
tried to hug an angry bear to calm it down, got nommed instead
-
Tried to jump a volcano
-
tried to power up a fallen power line, trying to be like me
-
A living tree got really mad and fell on them x_x
-
confused for a football, thrown around D: then pounced on by strong players
-
Got attack by a pack of giant dragons x_x
-
attacked by lots of crabs D:
-
Killed by mother crab x_x was giant
-
XD
drowned in the pool not sure how
-
Drowned next to me somehow x_x
-
was found unconscious by the living room couch, not sure how it passed away
-
Was resting inside a tree that got burned x_x
-
tried to light the candle on the cake, but was wearing a flammable costume, burnt up quickly
-
Accidentally set off a nuke
x_x
-
jumped off a live wire
-
Has amushed and attacked by lots of meanie, we both went was in the mane x_x
-
Got baptised to death by Brent... (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Rev._Dr._Brent_Hawkes.jpg/220px-Rev._Dr._Brent_Hawkes.jpg)
-
Died from smoking . . . was followed by an explosion x_x
-
someone stuffed inside a small ball saying "I caught it" couldn't breath
-
Died from tree coming alive and attacking x_x
-
eee just like Trevenant
Attacked by killer clowns, died of fright not the clowns though
-
Accidentally got smashed by a snorlax that was being transported but it fell x_x
-
Tried to do troll-physics irl.
Of course it didn't work.
-
Ran into the combine and got shot by a energy ball x_x
-
You didn't stand a chance against that Dialga of lv 100 with over 300 hp and nearly maxed-out stats.
(P.S. Draco Meteor+5 anyone?)
-
Died from ice skating backwards down hill, ran into a wall and broke neck x_x
-
His time limit ran out.
-
Was turned into a bomb and dropped from the skies x_x was a pretty giant explosion
-
Divided by zero...
-
Lasers! Lasers everywhere :o x_x
-
Got silenced by the lambs...
-
Got obliberated by the Hulk
-
Was abducted by alien and taken apart while being researched. Ouch x_x
-
Was introduced to too much black metal and couldn't take it... x_x
-
Tried to ram a train with horns x_x
-
saw It at a party, passed away from fright
(https://gregsedwards.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/pennywise4.jpg)
-
fell into a butter vat x_x
-
got hit by lightning, twice D:
-
got trapped on the belt for making pasta x_x
-
Struct three more times by strong lightning
wasn't me or loving Jolty, could have been another electric type
-
Got shoved into a extra large plastic bag x_x and vacuumed sealed
-
tried to tear open the plastic, suffocated onit
-
Ran into a peanut butter flood
-
drowned in maple syrup
-
Exploded in a oven x_x
-
tried to fly into space using a remote control airplane, didn't get close until it ran out of battery
-
Got hit by a bowling ball while napping on bowling alley x_x
-
was onboard flight 191 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nx1IE4ZIdE) when it crashed, nuu survivors D: :'( :'( :'(
-
Died from too many cookies x_x Leafy had a give away
-
ate too much, stomach exploded
-
Didn't dodge the falling plates
-
Slipped into a washing machine x_x
-
Shoved down a ladder D:
-
A large lion got mad and bit their neck extra hard x_x
-
crushed by barrels that came loose from the back of a truck, unavoidable accident :'(
-
Was hit by a speed boat while resting on beach x_x
-
fell inside a cement mixer
-
nommed by sharks x_x
-
sleeping comfy in a bed, but a small cessna plane fell in the house, didn't make it
-
Accidentally cooked with poison without knowing x_x
-
D:
Slapped by a giant dragon, but was crushed instantly
-
An elephant tripped onto them x_x
-
was poked by a mysterious item, didn't know was filled with poison, died after a while, only got feeling of stomach ache and head ache
-
Burned by exploding pizza x_x
-
crushed by a falling boulder, not enough time to escape
-
Fell into a huge fryer x_x
-
for some strange reason tried to light firework, but exploded in paws before it could escape
-
Got hit by a bullet x_x
-
bitten and attacked by a colony of fire ants D:
-
Thrown into the air x_x
-
slammed head first into a boulder D: by a strong meanie
-
Lost the key to the flooding room x_x
-
Slapped the G-man...
-
Shifted into a can x_x after touching the magic wand
-
Got a lovebite from a partner that pierced the common carotid artery, in the neck... :c
-
Was melted by a mini star
-
got stuffed into a giant sushi
nommed by lots of sea creatures
-
Ran into an evil robot
-
thrown into a giant brownie, nommed by dragons
-
Tried to fight from the law, but the law won...
Hangmen was coming down from the gallows and he ain't got very long...
He didn't mean to make you cry, but if he's not back again sometime tomorrow...
CARRY OOOON CARRY OOOOOON!
As if it doesn't really matter...
-
Invented the time machine, met himself and caused a paradox that ended with him getting sucked into a black hole.
-
Tried to drink toxic sludge as a dare x_x
-
(Apparantly, an engineering teacher I recently met had actually met some mong who really wanted to take a swig of heavy fuel oil (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/Residual_fuel_oil.JPG/220px-Residual_fuel_oil.JPG) as part of a bet... Some people are that stupid... :I )
Bachflipped of a slight raise only 1 and a half times...
-
( oh wow XP )
" Hey brisky, whats that whistl . . . * everything explodes * x_x
-
was caught in a blast while visiting Egyptian pyramids, explosion happen in route
-
Fell into a temple trap x_x
-
passed out from too much laughter, after meaniez trapped and tied down, and non stopped tickle the pads
-
Was pushed into a spike trap while looking down x_x
-
fell on top of a porcupine family, impaled by hundreds of quills D: :'( :'( :'(
-
A bull ran into them at top speed x_x
-
thrown under the wheels of a fast moving bus
-
Didn't get enough water x_x
-
drank gallons of milk without stopping to breath x_x
-
Died to Mozart when they got a group to help and Mozart then had a Luxray dinner x_x
-
heeyz, :'( sounds too meanie x_x x_x
didn't look both ways before running across the street, hit by a fast moving motorcycle
-
Floated into a ice cream but didn;t get air :o
-
Stole an egg from a wyvern's nest. You can guess the rest...
-
Was found in a snake x_x
-
ate a cake...
It was an instance of SCP-871 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-871)
Transformed into a cake...
(EDIT: I seem to have misread on 871's anomalous properties...)
Got discovered by foundation agents, and forced to eat instances of SCP-871, for the course of two months, and expired, due to internal bleeding from gestral rupture... (Too much cake...)
-
Sank into extra extra extra extra deep mud @.@
-
Hugged to death, by a very friendly papa bear... :c
-
Didn't aim before he shot. Hit himself somehow...
-
Inspected the barrel of a loaded firearm...
Died from embarrasment, after the entire range made fun of him...
Range bullies are not okay! :'c
-
Got hit by a remover tool from garry's mod x_x
-
crushed by a falling piano
-
Got million birds fell on them x_x
-
picked up by a large eagle, never heard from or seen again
-
Was ridding in a rowboat but didnt see the fast speed boat which hit them x_x
-
Nibbled by a giant tarantula
-
Died from skeletons x_x
-
stung by thousands of wasps D:
-
Attacked by twenty houndooms x_x
-
might happen soon, by one evil one though
attacked by the mean group
-
Was attacked by a peanut butter monster x_x
-
drowned in so much fur, suffocated
-
Ran into brain washed pokemon to be evil and attacked all x_x
-
got sucked into a laptop, some dumb fur installed ransomware on it, Vee got erased from existence when data was encrypted
-
Went to meet the biggest bird ever but was fed to giant baby birds x_x
-
was the target of nipping, it happened be a hungry bear
-
Tried to go to the bottom of ocean but was crushed by all the water x_x
-
Head suddenly and spontaneously exploded.
-
Got hit by a bone and slipped backwards into the tar pit :o
-
Fell into a deep canyon, broke neck along way
-
Someone opened unfinished ride and they went on x_x
-
Had a Delta P accident during the job.
-
Was believed to bring bad luck, so she got killed and shaved to keep bad luck from happening.
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was next to a methane lake when it exploded x_x
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His computer screen fired a huge laser to him.
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Was slow baked x_x
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accidently ran into the wrong house escaping the storm, owner thought it was an intruder, shot in head x_x
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Accidentally lost head to a Machine :o
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sealed in a food safer, suffocated
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Ran into the mega crab and got sliced in two x_x
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Crashed headfirst into a wall at 120 /hour not wearing protection or using a seatbelt.
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Got burned by a jet engine x_x
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Got swallowed by a haunted house.
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Oh no, I can only find half of Mary and a sword on the floor. D:
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got baked into an apple pie
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Drowned in a giant jello cube
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A horrible accident involving a piano, some fairly weak rope, and the top apartment of a four-storey building.
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was struck by a pen, fell from a top skyscraper, hit Aorta Vein in a way that severed it, bled out quickly before help arrived
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Jyo! Watch out for the cliff! Oh... too late.
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Fired bullets into the air then took a nap, was found with dead. Died from own bullets x_x
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Dead (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_%22Dead%22_Ohlin)next to me, that be fun, time to rock! X3
Woke up dead from terrible nightmare
-again not sure how it's possible to 'wake up dead'-
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Did the thing that you would not want to be seen doing in front of a window...
Died from embarrasment.
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unfortunate victim in a car accident, driver wasn't at fault, another driver ran the red light at high speed
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Sputnik happened.
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Tried to catch a harpoon and get impelled on the wall :o
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Never lived in the first place.
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Was turned into a goo pile from a certain gun x_x
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tried to sneak away with box full of donuts at a party, but in doing so pulled the tablecloth along, dropping a heavy centerpiece chocolate fountain, crushed limbs from heavy fountain, died when drowned in chocolate x_x x_x
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Accidentally started an electric fire, was immune to the elcetriciy but not the fire x_x
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was caught in middle of a stampede, small size, was walked all over
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got attacked by a lot of little metal robot foxes
-
A stalactite fell on their head.
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Didn't see the tv that someone threw off the 100th floor, it landed right on top them x_x
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Was sleeping on a TV, then someone threw it off the 100th floor.
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Tried to throw a sticky grenade but exploded in hand because it got stuck on them x_x
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Went to Tumblr. Needless to say, you died of anger.
-
wanted to be a black hole so volunteered to be crushed by some magical machine to that size :o x_x
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Drowned in aqua-green paint.
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Thier brain was stolen and put into a Robobrain o.O
(https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/d/d7/Robobrain.png/revision/latest?cb=20110801195124)
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Their brain was stolen and put into a Cybershade
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/d/de/Cybershade_800.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081208144030)
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Tried to marry a sentry bot wondering wasteland but it had a explosive outcome x_x
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Forgot that they were NOT the protagonist...
-
Died from the feared butter knife killer
-
Thought it was a good idea to try to travel from Spain to South Korea. On foot.
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Tried out missile riding for the first and last time x_x
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Met an Absol. And everyone knows what happens when an Absol is seen.
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Tried to diplomatically stop an ork WAAAAAGH!
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Tried to use roman shield to block rifle bullets
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Didn't do as the malevolent AI with the missile launcher demanded.
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Hey, whats that count down and blinking light on your back :?
* explodes after count finishes * x_x oh my, that explains it
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You were standing way too close to a certain exploding badger.
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Killed by living lime flavored Jello blob, was drowned inside it x_x
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Ate a tube of superglue.
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Pushed into a sarlacc pit x_x
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fell into a spike trap x_x
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Got frozen by freeze ray x_x
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Was trampled by bigger furs at a concert. x_x
(Btw Jyo nice avi! I love ninetales/vulpix XD )
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The pyrotechnics used dynamite for some reasons and they right to the stage :o
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(Ah, I really like fire. XP )
Missed anthrocon and overdosed on chocolate.
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(thanks Keahi, Firox is my fox name, Jyo is my cat name, will be slightly different month for me, i'll send reason via pm)
someone decided to cut off ears and nose to see what it looked like, passed away from blood loss
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Got tails caught on a plane as it flew away x_x
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(I see. Oops o.O )
Lost their hat on a roller coaster, went past the warning fence to retrieve it. x_x
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Someone took down the shark warning sign near the pool they were looking at so they leaped in for a swim and never came back up x_x
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baked fried along with ground beef
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Made into a very fance coat, along with another 100 Vuplixes D:
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Looked behind them just in time to see the giant boulder x_x
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head taken off for not giving up the ribbon x_x
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Got punched by a death glove :o
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attacked by 30 big kitties for not giving up Firou
none of us survived
-
Died from running around too much and fell into a trap x_x
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fell onto sharp rocks, head first, died from a broken neck
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Got tricked by monster and got eaten x_x
-
a meanie wanted the head tuft of you, so it bit off half your head off
passed away quickly from blood loss and half head missing D: x_x
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Pushed into a vat of melted cheese
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tried to sneak away with 3 potatoes, sadly, they where shoved inside the oven by the hungry furs
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Someone accidentally drowned them because they though ya was on fire
-
tied to a tree, used as a target for darts x_x
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Caught out in flood
-
*surprised by an old face, dies of heart attack*
-
Got K.I.A'd by Donald Trump!
-
Caught a case of explosion. x_x
-
Met M.I.A... (missing in action)
(Followed by hypothermia)
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Gustav Cannon encounter
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thrown head first into boiling water D:
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Trapped inside of a ice box
-
blasted off along with TRio, bud didn't land right, broke neck on fall
-
Fell into a crocodiles maw x_x
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Air pollution restricted the atmosphere so much that you choked to death on the air. Way to go, humans.
-
Was punched by a giant, slammed into a wall and died x_x
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Error-299, AV-node signal not found...
-
Tried out some rocket boosters to become a first rocket tank but did not go to plan
-
Death by death.
What a mind f***.
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Death by super laser. tried to use a mirror to reflect
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Death by a flying iPhone sent flying from the hurricane right into the head! x_x
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Was hit by extremely fast antlers
-
Ran off the side of a cliff by something not visible
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Fell into a packaging machine x_x
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taken away by a tornado
-
Leaped down a elevator shaft x_x
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgWFpgrlmzc]Centipede.[/url] <- Epilepsy and sound warning!
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Broke some important text that quickly made everything explode x_x
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Volunteered for operation mincedmeat...
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Died from huge pancakes o.O
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Attack by flying Jezus space pancake... (http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/elite-dangerous/images/f/fa/Cobra_MK_III_-_Profile.png/revision/latest?cb=20151202041758)
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Someone tried to use Nitrogen triiodide as a fuel in them x_x
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ate to many cookies/biscuits
-
Died to a army of chickens x_x
-
this is no legend of zelda
died of to much sleep
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Died when they ran out of food x_x
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died of running from pred
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accidentally slipped into a hole leading a angry dragon’s den
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Accidentally slipped into a hole leading into granny rags stew, and then she carved some pretty songs in your bones...
:'c
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Drove into a huge pit of quick sand and couldnt get out. ended up sinking :o it didnt look that big from over here
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Robot pirates! Lots and lots of robot pirates! And the rayhero was too late to save them...
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Everybody knows that old man Bill has trap doors in his yard . . . . except for Michen as they sat on one and fell into a deep hole. x_x
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killed by the guy who started the topic, he looks like he might kill
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Ended up getting eaten by a huge chicken x_x
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pokemon master trew you off at sea
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A falcon ran into them
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Robot Fox stepped on you
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Accidentally lit a stick of dynamite x_x
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evolved to dark type
-
( how does that kill? :? )
Drowned in the ocean while hunting fish x_x
-
Met Thomas the tank engine (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/diS5uCRafP4/hqdefault.jpg)...
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Even tanks are no match for the itching terror ivy! But it was still weird to see a tank shooting himself at the place where it itches...
-
Somehow woke up in a gas tank and was drowned in fuel x_x
-
(How does a tank get itch from poison ivy? If small arms fire can't penetrate the armour, how is a plant going to? Besides, there aren't any sensory organs there to even feel pain. :P)
Swallowed a sword.... (Literally)
-
Were behind transported by a boat but fell into the ocean and was left there @.@
-
(Haahahahaha! "Submarine Max!" :P Eh... Sorry... Inside joke...)
Agreed to test a scientists reversed gravity necklace outdoors...
-
( no worries ^_^ )
Someone decided to use them as a trap . . . an very explosive trap by adding explosive inside them x_x
-
Got hit by a magic piano, flying around, and dropping on people... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-shNHaJigM&t=1m20s)
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Died to a train @.@
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Got eaten by a mad piano with very sharp iron teeth in a ghost house @.@
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Went to Little Big World in Mario 64 and fell victim to the cheep cheep x_x
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Mistook ricin for riceout...
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Noo, Brisky don’t trust that sign!! D: * sign turns into a cannon as they past and blows them to pieces * x_x
-
It was that one Entity...
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Was found inside a glass box without air so suffocated x_x
-
turns out, he literally couldn't live without his cellphone.
-
Failed to fly the helicopter and ran into the volcano :o
-
Too many tea and cookies
-
Hint: reading this post wasn't his best use of time...
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Refused to look behind them at the worst time, tried to warn one and swear I wasn’t joking but wouldn’t look. x_x
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If only you had a SAVE FILE you could run back to!
But you were too STUPID to even make one!
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Just HAD to test out what would happen if they turned gravity backwards for himself. Let's just say that his attempt to find a way to fly failed.
-
Tried to eat nails disguised as french fries. . . who would even make those x_x
-
Sufecated in own fur
-
oh no!! The chickens started to shoot eggs at them at high speeds D:
-
(That one sounds familiar...)
Drank so much water they became a living water balloon.
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rolls the mountain down, turns out to be a volcano :o
-
Tried to eat a exteremly radioactive mouse and died as a result x_x
-
Tried to walk feif hundred meil, in a straight line, but met the Northern Sea...
-
oh my, that was a very strange. They just turned to dust :o
-
Got a Nigel strike (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZr_T1dn6xI&t=8s) from a spitfire...
-
tanked with bleach
-
Got sliced in half by a turkey with a sword
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Was a mad scientist with a few screws loose in a play. Pretty funny, until he took his role just a little too serious.
-
You literally had a few screws loose. You were a robot all along!
-
Went missing until they found a sheep skull being used as a decoration in a house. x_x it was their skull
-
#youdiedbytheopponentusinghijumpkickwhichissupereffectiveandhurtsalot
Wow, that's a long hashtag.
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Was using a blender . . . . but not the right way D:
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died because cuteness meter was over ninethousand
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Tried to eat a metal chicken and choked x_x
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banished to graveyard
-
Tried to eat a zapdos and was shocked by electricity
-
died in battle
-
Perished, due to mortal injuries, sustained during the heat of national conflict.
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Want to fly to got a skycrane to help but was accidentally dropped from weighting too much for the poor skycrane to handle
-
first swimming lesson you said you had experience bad choice and you drowned
-
Tried to follow a bunny into a small hole but got head stuck in the hole and got trapped x_x was ambushed before they got out as it was a trap.
-
yet again bunnies are not my thing
attacked by army of eeveelutions
-
They turned on ya instead for trying to eat eevees XP
-
Found the body's command console, and accidently shut down the heart...
-
if you could only have my past... youll know real pain
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Had a indicent with a yoshi . . ended up in a egg. @.@
-
nice incedent with kirby
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Eaten by a garden snake x_x can’t believe that happened.
-
changes to dark type (died on the inside)
-
( aww dark types can be happy )
Got burned by a charizard
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got fludded by squirtle
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Got laser beamed into dust x_x
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Met his maker and the hands of a malfunctioning coffee maker...
-
Learned only infantery units are supposed to capture buildings the hard way...
(You were too heavy for the elevator, fatty.)
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(Even NBC protection kit can't protect me from that burn...)
The ending of the floor has caught him unaware.
That must be the reason why he's falling down the stairs...
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Buildings everywhere and rockets coming from all directions!! D: x_x
-
Hit by a fridge launcher...
(YAK-9P bias...)
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Got hit by fashion potato round
-
satellite fell on their head
-
Got nommed up by a big fox, was with me as I got caught and nommed to x_x
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wanted to be part ghost, so jumped off a cliff
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Got neck caught in a soda ring and got choked to death x_x
-
D: possible
tapped a rock, hoping it would turn into a rock type, instead caused boulders above to come loose, crushed
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We went to eat some random berries but turned out to be nightshade, after a few berries we suddenly collapsed and passed away x_x
-
both of us napping in a cozy cave
flash flood flooded the cave, nuu time to escape
drowned! x_x
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Accidentally got hit by a bull :o
-
caught under a tram, couldn't escape on time
-
Was being chased by a large lion who was hungry, was about to escape but tripped. Was quickly hit by a giant paw and toss into air landing in its mouth in seconds. x_x
-
decided to sleep but wasnt hidden enough, got eaten
-
slept in a place that got hit by lightning
-
oh flower, was poieness
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His spirit left his body due to a very powerful sneeze.
-
watchout, if you spent 1 more sec.... too late already electrified, i tried to warn you
-
Trigger a explosion x_x
-
Was too cute for his own good, and got vivisected by a mad scientist, who wanted to unlock the secrets to cyoot...
:'c
-
got bombed byy ennemie
-
Tried to go over the thin ice . . . well they made it until a sea monster crushed them :( x_x
-
Took the phrase "you tha bomb" a little too seriously...
-
played world of tanks, but with all the clitches
-
Encountered a furious ".303 brittish" english teacher...
SPELL THAT AGAIN... SPELL THAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU [EXPUNGED] SPELL THAT ONE MOA GODDAMN TIME!
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Aww birsky lost their turret :(
-
no i lost the battle thanks to suprise attacks
-
Slipped down stairs @.@
-
whats a cliff?
-
tried to go lava skiing
-
got pet alteast she thought so :o
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Didn’t know the firework fuse actually led to a high military grade explosive
-
Visited null...
Suffocated...
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Tried to stretch when he woke up.
1) You can't stretch as a tank.
2) How did you even fall asleep?
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Was mistaken for a leopard 2, and given a 120mm gun, and a handfull of machine guns, and told to drive 70 miles into a conflict zone...
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Was attacked from sky from a really really really tall tank with a gun cannon downwards . . . what a weird design and how on earth did it sneak up on you . . . . o.O well at least it fell over after
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Turned up missing from being lost in the woods
-
Slipped in a meanie’s trap hole and broke back x_x was then taken away
-
tried to recreate a fire tornado, got sucked inside too x_x
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ahh so you trow the granade afterwards, didnt know that
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Got bit by a komodo dragon and wound got infected x_x
-
Mistook a noose for a tie... :c
-
All the fuel ran out in the world so they could never get refueled :( and was left to wither away
-
that would be sad and terrible as well Vee
ate every berry in the forest
stomach exploded from soo much food
-
Got buried under a very spikey bush and was trapped without help x_x
-
your death is to tragig but i agree you would make a good rug
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Ran into a monster spider x_x
-
i was hungry, you looked like a mouse-chicken hybrid to me
sorry
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Attacked by angry intergalactic chickens, wanting revenge for all the chickens he ate.
-
(guilty)
experiment gone wrong
-
Got lost in a cave.
-
watch out for that... too late
-
You're not afraid of anything, anything, anything.
You're not afraid of anything, anything at all.
Including giant monsters.
But clearly you had to be afraid of them after all...
-
after you followed your crush on helloween to a graveyard a police notices you as you scape you climb over a wall and fall to the otherside as water was waiting for you
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accidentary digged into a deep ravine
-
tried to teach child how to battle did not turn out well
-
Got shot by a harpoon
-
so these were the poisenes berries from the hunger games
-
was relaxing until cave collapsed they were using x_x
-
eevee i chose you even thoug you only have 1 HP left
-
Oh noes! They didnt escape the giant vacuum D:
-
so thats what the big red button does
-
Thought the green one was good which it wasn't x_x
-
took the blue and the red pill
-
Got caught by a hunter x_x
-
ouch im too small for that
-
Someone added rat poison to their drink, who would do such a thing D:
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blended into a milkshake
-
A icebox accidentally fell on them x_x
-
frozen into ice cream
-
Got eaten while sleeping inside a loaf of warm bread x_x
-
got crushed in a tow truck D:
-
Ate a poison fish x_x
-
like Fugu? D:
tried to nom a Korean dish called San-nakji 산낙지
chocked on the raw octopus
-
Met a living chainsaw and lost their head x_x
-
Died of no sleep, tried to stay awake any possible way, even drinking 50 gallons of black coffee at once
-
Tried to catch a shark with their bare paws
-
Oops, I dropped the beat... Right on your head? I'm sorry, Huh...
-
Exploded for circle chasing, were too fast X3 x_x
-
Laughing yourself to death is actually a thing.
-
tried to catch a bowling ball that was tossed off a building, died instantly when bonked on head x_x
-
one thousandweight.
-
Decided to run through the flames and made it!
But didn’t noticed the little flame on them which quickly spread after they walked away from main fire x_x
-
driven over by a llama.
-
After the llama killed me, it turn and got a bunch of other llamas and they spit ya to death x_x eww
-
i could eat you alive littarly >:3
-
Died from choking on bones also plastic from fake animal statue XP x_x
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donate kidney to mom
i could afford to donate an other one right
-
Tried to stop a bus with their paws
-
not a good idea to eat 10 000 cookies at ones, was it
-
Nooo light! D: watch out for the stream roller!
* got turned into a fox pancake * x_x
-
(what kind of pancake since dutch ones are known to be flatter)
was kinder surprise egg in america
-
Tried to use a cannon to get to the moon but when they were fired up they died from the force of the propellent x_x
-
took the term mind blown to literal
-
Wanted to sword juggle but caught the last one with their head .. . on the wrong side :o
-
brainfreeze ...
-
Decided to come on adventure around a volcano was going very good, they decided to get next to a lava pit and cook over that was until a fire horse leaped out of the pit and threw lava all over them x_x
-
nice night at the beach didnt turn ut that nice :o
-
Watch out for the...
...
piranha plant.
-
He gave a 9v battery to a 109 G10, wich resulted in him losing the energy fight and getting shot with a wingfull of machineguns...
I guess leopards are best of turn fighters after all... :\
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Brisky met Gustav! :o what a big shell
-
Eevee met Mightyena! Look at those cutie teeth! :3
Oh... Oh, no! That's not a chew toy... D:
Bad girl! Bad girl! D:<
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was used as a Piñata
-
(A tank used as a pinata? Well, you may use me as a pinata all day long, the only risk is that I may mistake it for
[DATA EXPUNGED] lovetaps!) ;P
Someone thought that him being a fire-type, meant that he was fireproof... :I
-
( but it kinda does Brisky! XD )
Brisky wanted to try to be a flying tank like the Antonov A-40 but was too heavy x_x
-
(Wait, really? Fire-type pokemon are completely fireproof? 0_0)
Died, because apparantly fat-shaming a tank is not a very good idea...
Just kidding! I'd never do that. I'm proud of my shapes! :P
Layed down on one of those giant bags with some air in it, that people use to launch each other into lakes with, but then a tank jumped on it, and launched him 25 meters up into the air, before landing on the parking lot at the other side of the pond... :c
-
( yea, well I mean they can even swim in lava so basically XD )
Some one accidentally dropped their molotov on ya and caught some fuel XP x_x
-
Sang Oh du schöner Westerwald (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI7eiirVSI8&t=35s) at an antifa fair, and got swarmed by angry 4th' wave "feminists" who didn't really dare to take on anything bigger...
-
Died from a full on assault from space @.@
-
kept getting throw into a lake, eventually a crocodile caught you first
-
Was also thrown in but drowned after the crocodile got me x_x
-
baked into a giant burrito
-
Got caught in a mixer
-
youve had too much cake
-
Got hit by a glass cup really hard x_x
-
falling piano
-
Sucked into a jet engine x_x
-
i told you not to sign up as a parent in a disney movie
-
Got turned into a robot but disnt have extra batteries and shut off hours later
-
Slept for months
Didn’t eat or drank water so starved
-
Got steamrolled while running around on a construction site x_x
-
Trapped in a bank vault after playing inside
Nuu one around to heat you, was a four day holiday weekend
-
Was on a bad bridge which broke making them fall into a pond with huge hungry cat fish
-
Eeeepz
Nuu that
Climbing high rope lost grip
-
Drowned in waffle mix instead of panckae mix like I have XP x_x
-
Drowned in someone's lemon juice storage tower...
Won't call names...
-
Fell for a huge fake ground trap, the hole was extremely. I wonder how long it took to dig . . . . @.@
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Life bar in your face!
-
Leaped on a bed to find out that it was really a killer bed and was promptly eaten by it x_x ( pretty sure there is a film of that XD )
-
Pierced by a dozen of arrows
-
Was sacrificed to the fire x_x
-
Got struck by starbytes.
-
Someone left a fork in the stew and they choked to death on it x_x
-
Thrown into Hawaii Volcano
-
a lion attacked :o
-
was predator decided to cook you over a fire but got mad when it didnt work and just threw them in river x_x
-
Thermal imaging got outdated...
Confidently jumped on top of a pool of lava, believing it to be solid ground...
-
Brisky came back to life after being rebuilt . . . . . but for some reason they used cheese to rebuild them and lets just say they didnt live twice for very long :o x_x
-
Ate nothing but liquerish for a whole week straight... :I
-
Drove into a extreme ice storm and was frozen few minutes in
-
was kicked hard like a football D:
-
Ran into a leaf monster and before you could attack it stomped ya x_x
-
Cookie Monster tore off your tail just to nom the cookies
died of bloodloss
-
A mean fisherman used you as bait x_x
-
traveled to Greenland, hoping to see green fields
froze in the cold weather
-
Was locked up in a super freezer for long time, some meanie said you needed to cool down x_x
-
died.... died... -.- -.- died in it's sleep
(a bit sleepy to think of one)
-
died from being to sleepy to run from monster x_x
-
passed away after trying to sneak onboard a plane's wheel, froze inside
-
Tried to burn a rocket ship but it exploded
-
Spitfire spatfire... >-<
-
Oh noes!! Direct hit from a huge rocket
-
dug a hole very far it fell into a lava pit
-
Ate a poison chocolate bar @.@
-
nommed the wrong berry, patch owner was mad, turned meanie can't say what things it did D: :'( x_x
-
Got chased down by a chainsaw robot x_x
-
for some strange reason went up a tree during a forest fire, quickly area surrounded by fire, unable to escape for refusing to evolves to fire type
-
Was caught in a stampede
-
was hit by a broken bottle that someone threw from a fast moving vehicle, didn't even have time to dodge or see it
-
Got locked in a vacuum chamber x_x
-
someone trapped in a black hole a Gardevoir created X3
-
Got stabbed on a lucario spike x_x
-
went on the wrong space ship - instead of going to Moon blasted off into Saturn D:
-
Got nommed up when they tried to sleep in a lions mane
-
was sitting next to me, asking me to warm up the fur
*nommed second* :'(
-
Got shot while running around an ally way x_x
-
your back at wall mart, this was your last warning
after you flet the police decided to shoot you
-
Got stung by a grammar-bee...
-
(sorry my 1st laguage wasnt english)
shocked of that fact and littarly scared to death
-
Got ran over by a tank x_x
-
oh that looks tasty mmmm...... :P im so sorry
-
Went to a lab and tried to head a chicken but turns out it was a killer robot in disguise XP x_x
-
those berries turn you into a big berry, like in willy wonka
-
Ran into a crazed bear
-
now im chocolate
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Got eaten since they turned into chocolate XD x_x
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baked into a giant burrito
Vee thought it could sneak inside and nom it all
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Died from a volcano but not the lava as they are immune to it rather they got buried and suffocated in the layers of ash that fell on them x_x
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crushed by a rolling giant pumpkin
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got attacked by skeleton
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Died from the ensueing shockwave... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKlk8duGC0I)
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( Good thing, I built up a immunity to those videos xP )
Died from a banana bomb!!
(https://smooth-vape.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nana-bomb.jpg)
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Got shot with orange ink?
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It was cold out side and someone without fur decided to steal theirs @.@ by force
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Studied as a garlic bread expert, before being turned into a vampire...
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Was a victim of the concrete donkey
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Ate 4 times his body weight in strawberries...
I envy you...
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Went up against a turbo tank
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Took a ride on the magic school bus
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(But, but, I'm turbocharged too! D: )
Made a mistake, as a hobby magician, and accidently made himself dissapear, instead of his guest! :P
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( hehe meant, turbo tank as in star wars turbotank (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/HAVw_A6_Juggernaut) XP )
Was crushed by a battleship that was for some reason falling from the sky :o x_x
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Resting cozy in bed, when out of f control vehicle crashed through the wall
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Ran in the street and got crushed by steamroller D:
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Got hit by a blast of cold air
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Went with me to visit a ice type area and we ran into some meanies who all made extra extra cold air making me freeze and then threw a water balloon with frozen water in it at you making you passed out from blunt trauma and pass away to. :o x_x
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So meaniez of them
Tried to recreate sun by playing with lava, lost balanced and fell in
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Got taken apart by a machine that thought ya was a robot x_x
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burnes at the trash, but thats not the crying scene for my in toy story 3 its when andy leaves his toys at bonnie :'( :'( including WOODY :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Died from tears, it was blocking their vision as they were walking across street x_x
( I'm remember that scene ^_^ )
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why the happy face :'( died cuz ya didnt listen to the instructions
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( didn't really make me cry but movies generally don't make me anyways, it is a pretty heart warming scene for sure so I can understand why some would. ^-^ )
Died from trying to build the world biggest firework and having it explode on them x_x
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cry or die were your optiond x_x
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Got shot trying to chase down a armed mouse x_x
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got a bad trainer
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Ambushed by a huge pack of lions :o
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went to infinity and beyond
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Got caught in a loop and died of thirst x_x
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lets see if you can find the end of this line, its the end of the world
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Run into a bear trap x_x
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so your the hunter huh
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( nope )
Was standing next to me while I was telling a story then we both suddenly got shot and fell over x_x
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they wanted you as carpet
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and they wanted you to hang your pelt up x_x
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"i use eevees in all of my decoration" (see if YOU spotted the refrence)
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( not sure, I may )
Was swimming across a pond but a crocodile suddenly grabbed them
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(its from the song "gaston in beauty and the beat he says i use antlers in all of my decoration")
excually it was an alligator not a croc and you hurt his feelings
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Played with a laser beam and accidentally hit self when they pointed it in the mirror
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to much songs at a karaoke
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Died from not catching enough food as winter approached x_x
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died for i needed food for winter
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Died from chasing and trying to eat an another eevee that had a flareon near by watching over and ya got roasted x_x
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died for missing me cuz imma sleep
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died from sleeping during a battle x_x
( good night, Light. rest well ^_^ )
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Brought a gun to a knife fight. Why that killed them? They had no ammo!
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Did the same but with ammo and decided to monologue got realizing the enemy actually had a ballistic knife
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blasted off again, landed in the middle of an ocean, died of exhaustion swimming
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Ran in front of me as I was taking a hardest bite at some tough noms with my eyes closed, accidentally got ya neck. :'( x_x
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tried to out nom all at food contest, chocked on eating too fast
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Got thrown extremely high up by a psychic pokemon but not caught when coming back down x_x
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got attacked by a baseball bat, it was confused for a small pinata D:
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some meanie kicked their soft belly extra hard x_x
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Was used as dart target practice by meaniez
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We were playing around on a construction side but then we stumbled into a cement mixer and got stuck in there as there was wet cement and we both soon suffocated to death as it hardened leaving behind little statues. x_x
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Awww sad
Found a lost baby bird, tried to help it back home, meanie who caught it for lunch had both instead
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Got crushed by a falling tree :o
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Thrown from top floor balcony of a home, landed on neck
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Leaped inside a normal size cake while at a huge dragon party, dragon ate cake in one bite and Firox wasn't everywhere to be found afterwards :? :o
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D: x_x
was caught in the middle of an explosion
*gas leak in a building it was sleeping on*
*somefur outside not knowing, turned on the stove, fire caused fumes to explode*
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Was in space walking around on an adventure until they accidentally burned a whole in suit x_x
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Playing in backyard when a random stray bullet hit in head
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Bullet went through me into you to x_x
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a hot pot of hot oil at a Chinese buffet fell on you D: x_x
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didnt know how a PC works
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Got crushed by a blast door x_x
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went to sleep... forever
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Some francium accidentally came in his bathtub.
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Got hit with a whole toliet and broke neck x_x
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This huge crater tells me a house blew up.
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Got stabbed by a creature that wwas hiding in their wool x_x
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He did what you'd do when you're attacked by a big, strong squad.
Die.
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Got beaten to death by lettuce!
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Got hit by magic and their head turned to cheese x_x
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He got softlocked.
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Fell off of a high cliff and died from the water below x_x
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youve had to much desers
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looked into a death laser gun without knowing, was built into phone x_x
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whats that over there
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It was a bomb and we both got blown up D:
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whats behind my tail
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died from looking into a certain snake lady’s eyes and turned to stone
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Fell from a cliff. When I asked wether it hurt, he said: "I don't know, I'm still falling!"
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some mutton would taste good now
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WOOHA WOOHA WOOHA
That's the sound of a cannibal tribe on the warpath.
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froze from the fact that humans need clothes in the winter
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got stomped by a sheep x_x
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had a real battle with firox
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got made into a fox burger x_x
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some sirious singing till starvation
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wanted to be a dragon hunter with bare paws
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Fell into two lava pits at the same time, most impressive way to die ever!
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Was standing under a cliff when suddenly a sheep landed ontop them x_x
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kept taking about sheeps, made the goats angry
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Got stabbed by deer antlers
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Found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Unfortunately it was guarded by an angry leprechaun.
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Made the perfect match, in a kitchen, with a gas leak...
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Went to the bone zone
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Stepped on a poisonous scorpion
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Was caught by a mean killer who chocked them to death :o
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Someone took off its face to make a mask, died of terrible infection later
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Went on a unfinished roller coaster with me, ended up falling far to the ground below dying instantly x_x
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Fell in a hidden land mine
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A onix accidentally fell on top of them making them into a yellow pancake x_x
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Awww
Got trapped in maze, ran out of food and water
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Decided to join me in my mane for that, died when I dropped down dead they couldn't move much from way I fell x_x
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Fell from heaven... That's gotta hurt.
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Got hit by a high speed koopa shell x_x
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(It keeps suprisinging me, how many absoluty mortifying examples you fluffs can come up with... Like, who thought you how to think that morbidly!?)
Couldn't play the violin, because it would dissolve in the same barrel the yakuza put him in... :'c
Quote from "Archer"
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( haha yea XD )
Was put on a giant transport when they accidentally fired inside mid flight bringing them down with the plane into the ground. x_x
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The oh so dreaded Blue Shell.
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The not-as-dreaded red shell. Three times in quick succession. Not many people can survive that.
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Bullet bill...
Oh. Wait. In the platformers they're not good enough to do damage. Unless you're talking Galaxy or Kart. Well, this one was homing and exploded. Looks like it came from Galaxy.
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Someone “ barrowed “ their head to put on the wall x_x
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was expecting mountqins at the netherlands
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Random wasp attack
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It started raining very heavily. Like, VERY heavy rain.
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stroke by lighyning
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Died of radiation . x_x
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Got glued to the ceiling and was then forgotten.
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Got laser eyes and looked in the mirror :o that looked painful
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An instance occurred involving you, a boulder, a cliff, and gravity.
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TenOFSwords meets ten swords
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(For the tenth time already? XD )
Took a time machine... to Hiroshima 1945.
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took a teleportation machine to lava
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Tired to drink oil x_x
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tried the be underwater for 1 hour challange
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Died while hunting they were chasing prey and fell on a sharp stick x_x
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A very hungry predator saw you as a delicious snack.
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(probably was me ;) )
burned by the sun
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(The sun is a deadly laser!)
Died in a tornado.
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Ran into the infamous. killer bed and was digested when they died down on it :o
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Painted themself gold.
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Had a bit of a run in with Cyber Dragon Infinity... you can see how that went.
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Ninjas snapped their neck D:
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Because at last they had to die, they faaaailed
To take back the night
Whoa Oh Oh Oh
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Didn't make it out of the death star trash compactor in time
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crash landed on the moon - got out with no space suit on, suffocated quickly x_x
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Was fed wet cement without knowing D: x_x
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try to go pass under a heavy falling piece of maching D:
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Got hunted down a hungry mean wolf and got chomped across the neck x_x
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cuteness didn't help from getting nommed by a hungry predator
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Was hiding out in my mane trying to help me with the cuteness x_x met the same fate
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tried to take away the tomato from stove, ended up with boiling hot oil died from injuries and burns
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Tried to test a hand glider but tiny paws couldn't keep hold and they fell :(
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fell from high height, but got caught on power lines D:
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Was bushed into a pit of barbed wire D: x_x
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got stung by lots of poisonous bugs
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Was with me when we suddenly got ambushed x_x we ended up on a plate at a dinner table and not in a good way.
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D: :'( x_x
eeepz
a meanie made you humiliated passed away from embarrasement
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Tried to cut down a tree but it fell towards them instead of away
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there was someone brhind you!
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Vending machine accident
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didn't read instruction on how to use electric blanket, electrocuted
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forgot to hybinate
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tried to shower with cell phone still charged to wall outlet
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tried to shower
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Too many energy drinks
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Got their heart stolen by a necrodancer, leaving them albe to only... uh... Lie dead on the ground.
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Tried to take a bi plane to space but stalled and fell to ground x_x
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couldnt swim in sea
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Kicked a rock making many other rocks fall towards them along with a boulder x_x
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Got buried in sand when they dug straight up.
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Caught a spear . . . . . without using their paws x_x
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dug straight down and fell in lava
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Got hit in the head by a flying rock x_x
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took the term "youll be in my heart" to literal
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Too many laser for them to handle
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got furr in the bathtubs
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Died in a sled accident x_x
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Got hit by a frying pan, that was launched to supersonic speed, by some crazy area 51 experiment...
Imagine, just talking with a friend, somewhere in las vegas, and suddenly, he/she just gets struck by a stray frying pan, clocking 3000 m/s...
Oh, and it had a random crit. Just because...
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Accidentally had their barrel explode and couldn't fight off enemies :o x_x
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confused for a chicken when it put on a chicken costume at a party
nommed by a much bigger and hungwy predator
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Got trapped in a hot tub when they put lid on x_x
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tried to jump on a table to grab dessert, didn't see the carving knife on the table, ended up slices aorta vein, bled out quickly before help arrived
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ears got caught in train door D:
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tried to take a photo over a canyon, leaned too far, fell over a large fall D:
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Got shrunk down to a tiny side and fell into Jyo's cereal before they saw ya and got nommed up on accident without anyone knowing where you went. :( x_x
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got hit by multiple strong fighting attacks, didn't survive
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Got neck caught in a door :o x_x
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went to tallest skyscraper it could find, tried to jump to the moon - instead fell onto street below
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Accidentally slipped down a steep mountain side and hit head x_x
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D: x_x
caught inside a freezer, all night without help
found frozen next day, curled up near the door
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Was trying to cook some lobster by the beach when suddenly group of live lobster attacked ya :o
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D:
Went to visit outter space, but got sucked into Jupiter, space ship broke apart - didn't survive the breakup
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Accidentally fell into a trapped hole that had deadly sludge at the bottom, they got sick then drowned in it x_x
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les pisson, you were sabestian, but less smart
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fell in half randomly x_x
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Was too busy drumming to notice the house they were in was in desperate need of repairs.
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Was standing on firing range and got shot x_x
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Hot with an arrow
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Fell down a elevator shaft x_x
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Fell up an elevator shaft...
Abducted by the SCP foundation...
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Was trapped in a building that had an SCP-184 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-184) inside it for a few years.
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Attacked by hundreds of weasels
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Died from being given a supply of endless tacos and nommed way too many and I did to. At least it was tasty XD x_x
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Used a teleporter and ended up being stuck in a wall.
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watched to much zootopia
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Tried out the rocket sled . . . . . .for an hour
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went down the chim-chimeree
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lost head while playing with a sword x_x
-
Leafy plays with swords too
Head exploded from too much thinking
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Got caught by a pirhana plant :o
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Lightstone, if you were wondering: I saw the full movie exactly 1 time.
I'm sure you should not be picking a fight with what they call a "warchaser".
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expirement gone wrong
-
ate poison fish x_x
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did some over the foortops stepping time
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Lost his fake teeth and couldn't eat without them.
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Was found death from . . . . . fake teeth piercing through them ?! :o I wonder . . .
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name was writen down in the deathnote
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Wow, now that was an angry doorbell. You should've seen your face when you realised it was going to punch you in the face! It was amazing... Lightstone? Hello? Lightstone? Do you want me to call 112?
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What? Why did Michen leave his tail here? :? wait I don't remember Michen's tail coming off and their head! D: x_x
Died from unknown causes but was found in pieces x_x
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(Aww yeah! Ten does SCP's! :P)
Jumped into a tv programme, but someone turned it off... :'c
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Was put into a different dimension and was never let out
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Their brais got eaten by a vampire, and a zombie drank their blood. Man, are horror stories chep knockoffs or what?
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Swallowed too many fish without chewing
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Got thrown off a plane x_x
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Got a plane thrown to him...
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Tried to battle in the Arctic
Ice broke, fell under
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Entered the windmill of friendship...
It was the wrong windmill of friendship, and got ZYKLON B, instead of hugs...
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Sinkhole, meet Brisky. Brisky, meet the giant gap in the road that swallowed you whole.
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Visited the wrong kind of furfarm... :'c
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Couldn’t dodge that missile x_x
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died of boredness when no one had fun with it
awww, worst kind of death there is :'( :'(
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Died of sadness when everyone else died of boredom.
Second worst kind of death :o
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Got attacked by french fry shaped bees :o
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Attacked by killer Oranges X3 XD XD
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Got hit in the head by an apple x_x
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Chopped down apple tree, attacked by thousands of others Zourus
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it was the poisand apple from snow white
-
Got nommed by a scientist living apple experiment
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hundreds of different small creatures lived in the fluffy tail, that it made it hard for Vee to move, starved when it couldn't catch food
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Was trying to reach for a apple on the highest part of free but fell and broke neck at the bottom x_x apple fell on them after
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x_x X3
passed away after falling in a deep well
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Got hugged by someone a bit too big x_x
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Got attacked by ninja kittens :o
-
Misbehaved so much they didn't see any other option than killing.
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Only found their wool on the ground along with just their head-on top of the wool, looked like they were screaming. :o What could have happened x_x
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Decided to follow the mysterious sound from around a corner. Just like your three friends did a few minutes ago, and they never came back.
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Was swimming around the ocean when sudden someone harpooned them then reeled in after it of stuck x_x
-
Of all the deaths you could come across, you had to die a natural death?
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Died from a simple spike pit x_x it wasn't even covered up or anything
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Leaned over too much from the top of a monument
-
Was latched onto a big apple when a munch bigger Zoroark came to eat it real fast without even checking x_x
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Wore wrong clothing in different country, villagers threw stones
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tried to climb a tree for an apple that was being cut down :o
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went after bowtie after it fell in fire :o
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Tried to go lava surfing with a wooden board
-
went on route 66 when it "disapeard"
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Got launched like a baseball
-
saw a fly
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Was swarmed a attack by the flies
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died cuz you got strings and as you can there are no strings on me (Pinochio)
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Died from movie over load x_x
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died for not eating enough
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died from trying to eat a toxic flower
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choked on bowtie
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Tried to eat a brick
-
etes were to big
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Tried to catch me but we both ended up falling in a rapid moving river x_x
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Got trapped in the future of darkness.
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Was knocked out and put onto the belt of a sawmill :o Michen was found later . . . .well one half x_x
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Suffocated in a pokeball with bad ventilation.
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Lost a duel, it was pretty intense x_x
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Lost a bet, but died of embarrassment, too meanie to tell what it was
-
Got hit by a large claw x_x
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was attacked by Draining Punch from level 100 meanie Machamp, more than health was drained in one hit, also life when it was hit on side of neck
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chocked on apple, how did you think itll fit
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Pushed down the stairs by a poltergeist.
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Got hit by a bullet in a sword battle x_x looks like someone cheated
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Got nommed by a giant bird D: x_x
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Got hit by a spoke
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caught under the chains of a bicycle :'( D: x_x
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Accidentally tried to eat a plastic apple x_x
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dragged by a motocycle when it got hit by one
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We playing around on a old bridge with me when it suddenly broke making us fall down into the river below, making us both pass away. x_x I missed water and ya drowned :(
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snowing accident, the lift broke high off the ground, about 15 others passed away too
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The worlds biggest apple rolled over them @.@
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Tied a ribbon too tight around neck x-x
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Bought a lead farm, online, from an airplane (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kvdhth6mSo&t=6s)... :I
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Drove off the side of a really steep mountain.
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someguy thought you were an actual thready dragon
-
Died from going too fast and ran into wall
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Couldn't handle the power love...
Apparantly a scertain danger noodle considered swallowing him whole as the best kind of love...
Questionable? Yes, maybe... But I'm not one to intervene in people's love life...
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blew up
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Was taking a lovely, calm walk across a field. A minefield, that is.
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Somebody put the mines a little too close to eachother, and the explosion send them flying everywhile...
Including one waaaaaaaaaaaay the hell out to some very unlucky fella in the UK!
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canon blast
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A squirrel fell out of a tree and landed on your head.
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shot cuz your a BADger
-
Everyone heard that pun, especially the very aggressive pun-haters.
-
Told his arty crew to prime first, and then reload...
All of them exploded out of pure confusion...
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Died because somebody put the wrong fuel in, causing a variety of problems.
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eaten by vultures
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Died the classic "Disney villain death"... falling.
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Didn't see the sympton of their grilled chicken sandwich tasting like a banana milkshake as a solid reason to immediatly stop eating said chicken sandwich...
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the bridge couldnt handel the weight
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*Mettaton.
Yep. That's all.
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Got a spiderman derail...
Stopped existing... :'c
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Got treads stuck in a tar pit.
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But nothing happened.
Because John Red Beard vanished.
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ate a tin can
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No, you can't win from an ice robot.
-
tied ice skating and froze to death after the ice broke
-
Got kicked for inviting The Emperor of Eternal Darkness! Even though it was a mouse wearing a cartboard crown he forced to come along with him. Oh, and The Emperor of Eternal Darkness was allowed to stay.
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since your a GHOST cat you hunted people
-
was purchased by a hamster, died from slavery
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Got stabbed like Julius Ceasar x_x
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got fried in onion ring oil
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Was exposed to uranium.
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Well asleep while operating a super sonic jet
-
Met Trollface.
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Tried to catch bullets x_x
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Anvil.
From 3,000 feet.
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you were the anvil
-
encountered a snake gun
-
Scattered in multiple dimensions.
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Someone rammed their spaceship into them @.@
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Stepped on a mine, laughed, and blew up.
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Was near by and was hit by shrapnel from metal, rocks, and my bones. x_x
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was defeted by hercules
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trampled by horses x_x
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attacked by hunter
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Had a student exchange with an asian family and forgot to not bring a calculator...
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fell into a secret spike pit . . . a plasma spike pit that was
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died of cuteness
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died from tripping during a boulder run
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blown to smitherines (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
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Abducted by the three Christmas Ghosts.
-
Tried to do a sword swallowing trick while the swords were on fire as well
-
the events of IT
-
Mistook an IT man for a weird clown...
His computer blew up...
-
Woo! Violence!
-
Got hit right in the head by bowling ball, not sure where that even came from x_x
-
Getting hit by an identification disc isn't a good thing.
-
a penny fell from the empire state building
-
It's scientifically proven that that won't kill someone. Sorry.
But a ballpoint from the Empire State Building can...
-
i know that too, and ballpointpens only if the weather is perfect
but bowling balls...
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Hmm.
The ESB fell on him.
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old age
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Asteroids :o
-
Astererderasteroids! D:
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The ship they were being transported on was sunk x_x
-
Wait, I know something better...
RASAMSTERDAMMERASTEROIDS!!! >:D
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Oh nooo!! How did a fork blow Brisky up D:
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eaten by a wolfpack
-
He bought a fursuit, the fursuit ate him. Nom nom nom.
-
They died in a graveyard . . . . they were expecting zombies but wasn't ready for living tombstone!! x_x
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That is new.
Crashed into my beautiful toothpaste-coloured curve!
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Friendly tank accidentally hit him in the face with his barrel...
(I actually just found out that if you stand to close to a tanks muzzle as it goes of, the game temporarily makes your character deaf, and puts a ring in his ear... ArmA's attention to detail keeps astounding me!)
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Died . . . from getting hit by a bike x_x XD physics broke making them fly into the sky and explode
-
got hit by multiple fast moving cheetah furs, didn't see you as they where chasing gazelles which also trampled over Vee
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got drag into fish tank by a lobster x_x drowned in a few minutes after it start to attack
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trapped under a wrecked building after a gas leak explosion leveled the building, wasn't found in time
-
Was in my mane when I suddenly accidentally slipped into a deep hole in the ground x_x
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nomming happily at a restaurant, when mysterious explosion happened outside, didn't survived the sudden blast, thrown across the street D: x_x x_x
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Was the cause of explosion, they were trying to make a secret potion @.@
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not sure how many passed away in that sudden blast D:
tried to mix different ingredients for a recipe, slipped and broke one with glass, cutting deep into fur
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Was pushed into a tank filled with eels
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someone pushed into front of fast moving vehicle
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Got strangled by a bigger mean fur D: I tried to stop them but they got me to with a strong belly kick x_x
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tried to sleep, but there were to many preds
-
tried to make a bigger pred into a prey but didn;t go as planned
-
Went to ravenholm...
-
Got eaten by an oversized Charjabug!
-
A pole suddenly appeared in the middle of the bobsled track making them crash x_x someone was using some kind of magic to cheat
-
Arceus used Judgement!
It's a critical hit!
? fainted!
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Tried to eat the multiplying fruit, they got overfilled in one day after eating @.@
-
LOLZ HAPENED
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Accident slipped off a building while in the process of putting a rope around them self but fell before they can get it past neck :o x_x
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Went to Trollistan and never came back.
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oh no!! Someone stole the world’s oxygen
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Was eaten by a huge lake monster.
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Purchased a pen bomb without knowing only found out right when it exploded with a fast flash then x_x
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Ate a pineapple. The pineapple, like any good fruit, exploded 5 seconds after they ate it.
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Was his by a strange beam but nothing happened so Michen just went about his time without worrying about it at all as it must have just been a laser pointer or something so about five days later, Michen is walking along when someone else comes up to them and sniffs then Michen kinds out what the beam actually did . . . . it turned Michen into pizza :o which was very strange as everything seemed normal but as they though about it they didn’t have time to react to the crowd around them that suddenly started eating them x_x
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Confused a half filled waterbottle for copious amounts of shaving cream wich resulted into the Somalian airforce coming to intercept him, wich was a problem, because the Somalian airforce didn't actually exist, so the time police came along and put him in custody next Adam Sandler, who's left shoe was an employee of area-51 who got infected by an alien disease wich turned his foot into the reincarnation of John F. Kennedy, wich proceeded to bludgeon Adam Sandler to death before offering Vee a job for the CIA...
And then a brick fell on his head...
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Died from reading all of that instead of trying to dodge the world's slowest missile XP x_x
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THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
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Had the moon land directly on top of them . . . . couldn't play the ocarina
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Was the guy in the background of this video... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=griCeXPsQj0&t=2m)
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Went back in time to Arma: cold war assault and was exploded there instead x_x
(http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/65790/ss_0d5b125312f92d9060f0d3bf38d9adb07a774e6e.1920x1080.jpg?t=1447354369)
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Didn't believe me when I said there was an angry monster behind them.
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Got her head stuck betwen exactly fourty-five-hundred-thousand-sevenhunderd-and-seventeen-and-a-half pancakes, wich resulted in the death star blowing up...
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was a victim of the dead star explosion x_x
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Brisky accidentally drove over them.
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Then got hit by the shell x_x
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caught in middle of a deadly accident
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got cooked up by fire types and served x_x how mean
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sentensed to death by accusation, even when it didn't do anything - meaniez
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Was turned into a banana by a magic spell @.@
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Turned into lasagna
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Was hit by a microwave x_x
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Lost bingo
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was in a coma, didn't wake up 3 days later x_x
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Got snatched up by a giant mocking bird which dropped ya x_x
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A road accident, wasn’t in the car but the car didn’t see you
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Went skiing on train tracks and went into a tunnel but a train came x_x
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Didn't have any rings on hand when they got punched.
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Was a victim of the ghostbusters @.@
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(How many times do I have to explain others I'm not a real ghost? *sigh*)
Got transformed into a hardwood floor!
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( ha I'm aware but doesn't mean they still can't make you one XP )
Tried to drink 50 pounds of cheeses sauce
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(I knew that was a joke :P I just wanted to make a witty comment.)
Took a dive into a lake of fresh... Oh. Poison.
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They were not able to defeat king bomb-omb, they were thrown off the mountain to their death x_x come on it was just the first boss X3
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decided to swim in piranha infested waters, all good until it scraped paw on rock below, then devoured quickly D:
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Got lost in a huge wall of fur @.@ never found way out x_x
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nibbled on a power cord, which happened to be plugged in and turned on D: x_x
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Used illusion and looked like an animal a hunter was hunting then got shot. x_x
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Overdosed on cuteness
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Oh no, an army of dragon hunters are coming over the hill D:
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Was battled by a pokemon champion. C'mon Vee, you can't ake on a MEWTWO... x_x
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Tried to do extreme train surfing!! turns out a maglev train wasn't the best idea was way too fast x_x
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(Don't doubt my Abilitieeesss)
Flex tape man got them.
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Was forced to walk the sky ship plank . . . . wasn't exactly sure if there was water down there too many clouds @.@ but I can't image the out come was not good x_x
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(At least I was riding on a sky ship! ^_^ )
They sawed the boat in half, and repaired it with flex tape.
Taking it out into the open sea was a bad idea...
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They went hunting without realizing they were also being hunted :o right as they were about to catch something they were caught them self @.@
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Overbork
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( not sure if I can bork to start XD )
They gave confusing orders to a robot servant which led to their death :o wonder what happened
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They became a book character, but as soon as everyone liked them, they were killed.
Feels
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Tried super sonic tennis x_x
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tried to overtake alpha wolf, didn't even get a nibble D:
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Fell from a tree and landed on a branch x_x
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didn't share a small piece of cookie, got beat for it by bullies
did share with a much younger fur
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we were hiding from preds but head tuft was sticking out a little bit, the pred suddenly grabbed both us up and make quick meal :o x_x
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tried to battle a group of meanies all by itself
couldn't take down 1, much less 8 of them
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Oh no, a heavy storm came while they were in a tree, got blown away and hit a tree D:
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tried to shelter in a tree, but area quickly got flooded, entrance got blocked by another tree trunk, no chance to escape
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They got beaten up with a tree branch, can't believe someone did that and why they were sleeping :( x_x
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drowned in carrot juice
not sure how it happened :?
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Was found inside a fish tank x_x
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got cooked in rice cooker
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Was hanging from a tree branch and a mean wolf came along and instead of helping you it just stood under you with it's maw open and waited for you too fall in so it can have a easy dinner x_x
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Put a pretty flower behind their ear. Turned out it was poisonous.
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forgot to chew food and choked
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randomly exploded x_x no one found out why
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Joined Star Fleet, uniform included a red shirt.
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Lost laser sword battle x_x
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lost ribbon died from sadness
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Accidentally ate a poison creature
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Taco sauce. 'Nuff said.
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Was found in a chocolate shell so went to get them ou . . . . uh oh . . . looks like lack of oxygen got to them first :o x_x
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got hit a mysterious object, which had poisoned it
died shortly after
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Fell down a endless slide x_x
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Went on a metal slide during the summer. You know those are hotter than the sun, right!?
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tried to eat a vegetable it didn't liked, chocked on the taste D:
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Fell into a frying pan while it was heated :o
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tried to out run a forest fire, along way got caught in a trap, sadly that tree burned
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Died in a forest flood x_x
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D:
died worst possible way (probably painful as well) - caught in an avalanche, wasn't found on time, couldn't escape or dig out
Hypothermia
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Was snatched up by hawk :o
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nommed too much
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land sharks :o
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tried to 'swim with the fishes' didn't know the meaning of the phrases, its not actually swimming with them D:
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fell into a boiling pot for spaghetti D:
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headphones broke
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put ear muffs on and they couldn't hear any attacks x_x
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listen to much loud music, became deaf and wel same as me i guess
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Got stuck in the 7.1231416902378514571285th dimension.
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Tried to slice a land mine like pizza x_x
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Was deleted.
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Caught by a huge vacuum
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had to do some maintenence
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Lightstone, De-resolution.
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didnt get hit by a light stone but by a heavy stone
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Got hit by a shredder.
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Turned into a potato and made into fries
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they THOUGHT you were dead and burned you, alive
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Fell into the earth because of earthquake
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have you seen geostorm, it al happend, to you
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Decided they didn't need that oxygen generator so threw it over board . .. . . they were in space x_x
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Crushed by a fast moving tree trunk, landslide caused it
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Got hit in head by roller skates x_x
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Rolled on floor, didn’t see broken glass littering floor
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Tried to go into a vacuum to see how it is, didn't survive x_x
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lost the floor is lava
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Pelt was found in a house D: got caught in a hunt
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tried to out chomp ! D: didn't work when it was legendary it tried it on
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They got put in a pokeball and the person who had them threw the pokeball into a lava pool on accident D:
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squashed by a falling coconut
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Got tossed into a bucket of water and drowned D:
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someone threw a boulder thinking it would make you evolves into a ground type
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Someone knocked them out and threw them in bowl of cake batter . . . they got baked after a while. How mean :o
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was launched into the sun x_x
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Tried to eat a gallon of salt without water
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caught in cables, suffocated
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Accidentally slipped off an airplane and got lost at see @.@
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plane it was riding on crashed on a high mountain
survived the crash died of the cold weather
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Was found flatten like a pancake D: no one was sure how it happened
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someone killed you cuz you had to much questions
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Spun around too much
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got too dizzy watching Lightstone spin around
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Oh no, it started to rain glue :o
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you bowtie blew of and you followed it, off a 500 mile cliff
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Had a accident with their new mega blender :o
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Too much owo.
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They were hunting some deer for meal but didn’t expect that the deer wasn’t a normal deer it was a killer deer that had the taste for blood :o
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ate poiseness fruits
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Tried to use a lighter in a gas filled room x_x
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wanted to go inside chalk art on street like in mary poppins
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Turned mini and fell into a drain, drowning x_x
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try to react "Beauty and the beast" and lets just say the beast didnt like you :o
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Died from too much raw cinnamon
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thought it was a flying carpet
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Had an itch so bad, they scrathed himself out of existence.
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rolled in the grass not noticeing the screws and pointy things
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Got covered in gold paint.
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ate a magnatic metal ball.... or 100
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Got stuck inside the fridge. How did you get stuck inside the fridge?
...I'll ask again once you're no longer a giant icicle.
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the scarf was pulled to tight so you chocked
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A tombstone fell on his head. How ironic.
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Tried to eat a health kit and choked
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fell in a ravine
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Went down with their ship
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couldnt swim
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They accidentally ate a posion fish
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a flood at the beach
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Tried to out run the killer robot
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froze in the middle of a desert, antartica is technical a dessret so
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ended up over eating @.@
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chose a new home, an oven
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Ordered a shark for dinner. He became dinner for the shark.
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was a little blue
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Attacked by biggest fluff ever
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Tried to dance with a panther, but she stepped on you... :c
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thought it was a smart idea to ride over a rope bridge
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Fired himself out of a gun, but it was pointed at a concrete wall... ---------->
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Got hit by a beam of a super laser :o
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Turn that frown upside down and broke his neck in the process... :\
I guess antidepressants weren't such a good idea after all...
(All thanks to you, Dr. [REDACTED])
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They challenged a spacewarship from another galaxy to a battle . . . . guess who lost @.@
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battled with me
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Got hit by a much bigger pokemon than me with iron tail @.@
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Found out about this weird, dangerous new thing in the Kanto region called "mousetraps"...
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tried to drive over battleground but an earthquake happened in that area sunk due to liquefaction
couldn't escape
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Was exploring the world biggest freezer but fell asleep during the freeze cycle and never got out :o
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Jumped out of a plane with a parachute that deploys on impact
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Someone put gunpowder in their food as salt right before they were going to do the fire eating trick :o
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squashed by a falling anvil D:
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squashed by a sleeping wolf...
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They accidentally walked into quick sand :o
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flooded the room
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overloaded on cuteness
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the wplf inside you wanted out to play :o so he sliced your body to come out
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Tried to copy the grub scene from lion king but used accidentally found toxic ones x_x
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thought you could beat hercules
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Forgot food while doing a challenge of spending a month in a box x_x
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tried to sleep out in the wild
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too much battling, not enough food
died of exhaustion after winning
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Was pushed out of a bullet train x_x
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was pushed infront of the exact same train
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Ate a random piece of chicken off the street, didn’t end well for them got too sick x_x
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why did the eevee cross the road, to get to the other side and she didnt make it :o
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Had a bad encounter with a bull x_x
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sold both her kidneys on the internet (OK thats an old refrence XD )
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Someone stole their head @.@
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someone thought you made a good decoration to their home
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Tried to each a block of iron x_x
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died from writing each as a verv
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Was agot out of a cannon meant for war . . . died before leaving barrel x_x
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died of sadness cuz i died
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Died from hunting in the bomb range
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got flushed down the toilet
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Lost a battle against a rat, underestimated it and didn;t know it was a super rat X3 x_x
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drowned in lava
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Chased me into quicksand during a battle, we both didn’t make it out x_x
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the wind was to strong
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Got hit by lightning
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cofused your reptile mate with Emtile
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A spell turned them to cheese
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forgot she was a fox and ate to much vegtebles and no meat
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Wanted to try gorilla but that didn’t go their way, suddenly a gorilla came out of forest with a fox coat XP x_x
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trusted a big bad wolf inside your straw house
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They tried to fight same wolf, wondered what happened couldn’t find them after that :o
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got eaten by a giant whale why your son got turned into a donky
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Tried to build their own roller coast but it fell apart on them
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you locked yourself up in a sauna (i acctually saw that ones in a "funny death" TV-show though its not funny and acctually scary)
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They had a accident in a factory with big machines D: x_x
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blown to smitherines (its a quote from NBC)
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fell into a box of poison x_x
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sent to the wrong airport, wasn't allowed back inside, froze outside
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Got on a ghost train @.@
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tried to sneak away with the potato soup, fell into a giant cooking pot instead
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They got put in the oven :o someone wanted to try cooked eevee D: x_x
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drowned in salt :?
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took a nap next to a meat eating plant @.@
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the gyro it was nomming fell in a meat grinder, tried to reach it but machine got turned on, fell inside D:
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Got taken away by a living balloon :o
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Lots and lots and lots of tinsel
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tried to fight the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, Alone
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Tried to stake the death ramp . . . .well some one built it in front of a wall so that's probably why its a death ramp x_x
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Couldn’t open jar of food, starved
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Got put inside of the jar :o
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Spent night in haunted mansion
Never heard from again
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Fell into a tigers lunch but the tiger didn't care and just ate it with ya x_x
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Thrown into a river, swept down stream hitting head on various rocks, found later face down water
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They had a run in with a giant mutant spider @.@
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D:
hit by a falling coconut while walking along the street
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A army a crabs got angry at them for no reason x_x didnt end well, I tried to stop them to but I met same fate
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D: good thing Jyo wasn't there to see it
pounced by a large and ferocious tiger, nommed in one bite
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Tried to ride down a river on a box but didnt see waterfall
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tried to out run a fast moving train D: x_x
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Leaped into a living chest and had teeth x_x
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evolves to flereon and started a forest fire
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Flareon can't get burned so I would probably live XD
Fell into a deep well trying to get a coin back @.@
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turned into flereon while fighting a lvl 50 water pokemon
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Tried to roll down a mountain but it was a little steeper than they thought
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with flash fire, it absorbs the fire
a big tree fell on them
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was to playfull with a fully grown bear
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Was caught by a deathclaw
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thought it was a good idea to battle a dragon
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thrown inside a cage then thrown in lava
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boiled up and the buttered up
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They got locked in a ice box @.@
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played with a pikachu who turned on you
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It randomly started to rain knives :o
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had not enough sleep
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slept through a flood
drowned x_x
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played a horror game IRL
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Died from running around while trying to hide from a pred
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thought it was a good idea to play call of duty IRL
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Came across Waluigi with a tommygun.
(https://i.imgur.com/eMiaDCy.gif)
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(Are you shure that that's a tommygun? Not to dwell on US/RU international relationships, but I'd say that that's about 78% of the exact opposite of a "tommygun". XS )
Touched overheated barrel, and spontaniously combusted...
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Rolled down a giant mountain x_x
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Got too close to a lancaster's prop on godmode, and got whacked to mars where you got eaten by a giant candybar because it was opposite day...
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They went into a blackhole and was able to watch the life and end of the universe as they got closer to the center. @.@
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Called Walter White "Willy Wonka"...
(Had a funny thing happening by the way. Someone misspelled my name (As usual) in probebly the most badass way ever. "Vitch Chekov". Man, I only wish I was called that. XS )
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An apparition took your life to somewhere far, far away from you.
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well victim to the dreaded vacuum cleaner
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battled an anime character
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Got hit with a hammer. Really old, I know.
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Wanted to turn into a real ghost
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Tried live off of mud cake with actual mud
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Wished to wish the wish which I wish you wish to wish but if you wish to wish the wish which the witch wishes you to wish I wish for a sandwich. You tried to make sense of it
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Was trying to leap over fire pit but slipped on melted ice cream
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Wished to wish the wish which I wish you wish to wish but if you wish to wish the wish which the witch wishes you to wish I wish for a sandwich. You tried to make sense of it
(Come on, it wasn't that difficult.)
Giant pink lead-filled teddy bear to your face! *SMASH*
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The flying spaghetti monster said you were stealing it's spotlight which caused you to just vanish :o
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hit by flying lasagna piece
not sure how but it happened :? XD
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They were inside it, and the lasagna went to space with them @.@
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nibbled by the moon cat
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Was chased by Shenzi and others but didn't have rescue like Simba @.@ x_x probably became hyena lunch
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borked to much and went into M A X I M U M B O R K D R I V E
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broke the elevator
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tried to eat super crab but got pinched in half
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you went down the cave of wonders but you werent the diamond in the rough
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Tried to eat a brown rock while hunting, got mixed up for a catch
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ate a bounch of purple megnet balls thing they were berries
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Wasn't able to defeat the giant wolf pack and they didn't show mercy x_x
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tried to battle an imposible ennemie
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Tried to catch shark while being in the water
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wen to space without any spacegear
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tried fly a biplane into war . . . . no match for jets @.@
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decided to check out route 66 without a car
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Tried to jump over a fast moving race car
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tried to race Max Verstappen
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Tried to become the first lava skier
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tried to fly
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Was chasing something across the street but didn't quite make it, was like frogger but they lost
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Because logic wanted you to.
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Tried to camp out on a skyscraper but didn't know about the demolition taking place
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could chose wht she wanted tried to spel dru but spelled die
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Was defeated by Shenzi @.@
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wanted to get a cat as pet but accidently got a lion... like how even
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They came in the room after and look around wondering what happen but didn’t even see lion behind the door was too late when they tried to turn back XP x_x
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got a bad pokemon trainer
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got hit by a highspeed pokeball and they couldn’t be caught so couldn’t be healed afterwards @.@
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Bought a farm, but didn't realise it was figurative...
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Drove into a fuel tank and just exploded x_x
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The Spanish Civil War started in July 1936. It was between the leftist Republicans, who were in government at the time, and the Nationalists. The right wing Nationalists were led by the army and had the support of the Catholic Church, monarchists and large landowners.
There were a number of issues that directly led to the outbreak of the Spanish Civil War. The greatest of these was the long period of decline that Spain had suffered since the days of the Spanish Empire. By 1930 Spain had lost all of her empire and was lagging behind the rest of Europe industrially. The monarchy was overthrown and the Second Empire formed in 1930. This government proved to be completely inept at carrying out reforms and maintaining law and order.
Francisco Franco
General Franco (1892-1975)
Divisions continued to widen between the towns and the countryside and the wealthy landowners and peasants. Many areas of the country wanted to have their own government and wanted independence from the rest of Spain. The Church was one of the most powerful forces in the country and it was strongly opposed to social reform therefore it was vehemently opposed to the Republican government. The army had always had a history of meddling in the country’s politics. The senior commanders were constantly worried about the amount of influence that Communists had in the government and were concerned that there might eventually be a Communist takeover. Violence had always been an inherent part of all attempts at democratic elections. Quite often the genuine results were altered due to intimidation and other tactics. Spain was quite literally ready to explode and the final spark that lit the fuse of war was the assassination of the right wing leader, Calvo Sotelo, in July 1936.
The war itself was extremely horrific. There was a considerable amount of interference from other countries mainly because the war was a fight between the left and right factions. The fascist governments of Germany and Italy gave their support to the Nationalists under General Franco. Up until the outbreak of the war Franco had amassed his troops in Morocco. They were unable to cross back into Spain until Hitler and Mussolini provided airlifts. This began the forward push of Franco and ultimately led to his success. Although the USSR gave its support to the Republican government there was no other official aid from other countries. However, a number of International Brigades and foreign volunteers did join forces with the Republicans.
The Spanish Civil War has often been seen as a prelude to the Second World War. Indeed there were a lot of tactics that were adopted that became widespread during WWII. For example, it was the first war where air power played a significant part and this included bombing of towns and other civilian targets. Armored vehicles were used in formation to drive the enemy back. Propaganda was also widely used against the Republican supporters which broke a lot of their resolve.
Pablo Picasso's Guernica
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Pablo Picasso’s “Guernica” Depicts the Horrors of the Spanish Civil War
One of the main reasons General Franco and the Nationalists were victorious after three years of war was that the army was on their side. The Republicans did manage to train their own troops and they had become a good fighting force by the end of the conflict but it was not enough against the professional soldiers. There were some soldiers who defected from the army and went to fight for the Republicans but they were often suspected of being spies for the Nationalists and their expertise was not made use of. General Franco had taken all of the various Nationalist groups and unified them into a far stronger force than the Republicans. He also had far more support from other countries than the Nationalists did. Germany and Italy provided troops and equipment throughout the war.
Valley of the Fallen
Valle de los Caídos
After the war ended Spain suffered under the 40 years of Franco’s rule. They were diplomatically isolated from other countries and the country itself was in turmoil. There had been a huge loss of life and damage to the infrastructure. Franco was in complete control and the government revolved around him. Censorship was introduced and the regionalism that had been brewing before the war was completely outlawed. Industrially Spain suffered extensively too. It had been struggling before the war and now it fell even further behind its European neighbours. The majority of the damage that the war had caused could not be repaired as there simply wasn’t the money. The country had very little money because the Republicans had sent all of the gold reserves to the USSR for safe-keeping and now Germany wanted reparations for the help that it gave Franco that enabled him to seize power. Democracy would not return to Spain for more than four decades.
Ran into a text wall...
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Had a run in with a tatcial nuke
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Used an ejector seat while flying a helicopter
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flew into a dome like in 'under the dome'
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Tried to drink fire . . .not sure how they even managed
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Swallowed himself and simply stopped existing...
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caght in the fire started by that flame
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Had a slip into tar pit @.@
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saw the light
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got hit with the stone XP
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questioned life
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Lost a battle when they slipped over a banana peel :3 x_x
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decided to want to be a vampire
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Ran into a vampire eevee XP
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didnt drink enough blood as vampire
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They ran out of blood x_x
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turned into zombie after vampire
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Which lead to their death as they got sneak attacked by an undead brain eating eevee XD
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the way zombies die
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They slipped while holding a very sensitive explosive
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Was hollow inside. No, literally. They just fell apart when someone bumped into them!
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forgot to eat while bnch watching fav show
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Everyone went on a camping trip but we all realized we forgot all the food and water a little too late @.@
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didnt notice me
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( what do you mean by that? XP )
Tried to do flips on the thin ice
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(i ate you cuz we didnt brought enough money)
dived in cold water
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They tried to chase but neither saw the grassy trap that was laided by hunters x_x
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it was stepping time
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Couldn’t catch their prey as they hurt a leg so didn’t get enough for winter
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fox with mane
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Ate ripperoni instead of pepperoni...
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Gustav Cannon got a direct hit
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Direct hit got a gustav cannon....
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Accidentally turned them self inside out
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Stood a little too close to a magician with fire armour.
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Was doing some work high up and decided to tie a safety rope around them . . . for some reason but it around neck as they were in a rush then they went along with business up there then they had a little slip . . . . . I mean the rope caught them and prevented a fall but they weren’t actually alive after that x_x
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tried to simulate that
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They were out in the forest one day and saw a beehive on the ground so they went over and ran into a bear cub so they went closer to it not seeing that the mother was near by and was very protective so it came right at ya when it saw you near that cub and attacked x_x
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tried to play tresure planet
hint: IRL ya cant breath in space
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They made a fire in a closed room to cook up chicken . . . .died as they didn’t vent out the fumes x_x
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thought my family were like stones, they were hard as boulders
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They couldn’t take on a leopard in battle as it was a snow leopard and it was a bit too cold for you to move very well and the leopard was just fine so had easier time winning x_x
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as you was battling a LVL 50 charizard and randomly evolved into a vapereon
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oh I would have advantage :P
They tried went out on a trip and decided to use their bag as a boat as they didn't have anything else but before they can get on it floated away with all their gear @.@
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battled to me cuz me is mad for my mistake and you ointpointing that
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They slipped on a banana peel while chasing XP x_x
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tought it was a good idea to cross the road while a car was driving
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They got hit by a spinning scooter @.@
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took Robin Hood's bow and arrow, didn't know how to use them, got the arrow on it's own head, somehow bounced off a tree, two rocks, and returned back
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They went to climb a mountain alone as they said they can handle the cold and they were right but they died in a avalanche, not from the cold but lack of air after a while x_x
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tried to take down a jet taking off by standing on hind paws and trying to rawr at it
pilots didn't even see it, got ran over x_x
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They were chased down by a cheetah D: and it wasn't a nice one but a hungry and mean one x_x
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tried to wrestle a fully grown tiger
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Got trapped inside the worlds biggest Jello and couldn't nom out fast enough :o ended up suffocating x_x
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Got bitten by a giant mutated scorpion
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The accidentally slipped into a hole while climbing mountain and couldn't get out x_x
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fell under a street sweeper
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They tried to freeze incoming lava but it didn't work
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tried to outrun a speeding bullet
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Fell into crocodiles mouth while river crossing x_x
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the bus didnt see you and ran over you
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hid in the darkest spot it could find, turned out to the open maw of a hungry hippo
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when paying attention to the first twig on hinking path you didnt see the second one and tripped, the twig was at he beginning of a mountain and so you fell down it at the end of the mountain was a frozen lake but you momentem broke the ice and you fell into the frozen water
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being ice type, makes it better on me
Lost the battle with a lawn mower
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Tried to freeze the sun by going to it x_x
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(but still youll drown)
dont question it
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got hit by a meteor :?
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Was trying to prank and pred by hiding in ther bowl of food as they planned to pop out to surprise but didnt get chance to x_x
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tried to take off with the apple sauce for ! but got hit by a speeding car along the way x_x
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tried to make sence of the world when god stopped you
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XD not sure what that is, or means X3
threw rocks at a pond, some catfish threw them back, one hit ya in the side of the neck a bit too hard
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the floor was actual lava
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D:
had a defective phone, battery exploded while talking, sharp pieces of the phone hit your head too hard, it pierced it
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when wlking away of the party you were sad, you savly arrived home a bit more happy until you realized your phone is dead you were so frustrated you trew it on the floor and picked up your laptop, you laptop worked fine exept it hada virus it infected you with, with your virus you go to the hospital an the virus was gone, on your way home from the hospital yu got ran over by a car
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Poked a tree. The tree fell on you as revenge.
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Ran into an hostile group of bears @.@
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set yourself on fire
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I fridge fell on them x_x
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made an embarising typo, A and I are on the oppisite side of the keyboard
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They stood in front of a rocket bus x_x
( not really that embarrassing in my opinion, it’s pretty minor typo : P )
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went into the magic school bus
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They tried to eat hundred year old chicken
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You had a dream where a serial killer came to your house, broke in, went to your bedroom and then stabbed you. At that moment you woke up and screamed to see it was indeed a dream.
Then your bed fell through the floor, with you still in it. Thank goodness you landed safely, but then the ceiling started to come down. Not on you, of course, since there was a hole in the ceiling right above you since you just fell through the floor of the floor above you.
Now you have an amazing story to tell your friends! Were it not that you were scared to death, literally.
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They were walking down the street and saw a sign on the street that pointed to a door of a strange looking building that said “ Free food and drink “ which caught Michen’s attention so they went to investigate once they walked inside they never came back out and the front of the building fell away to reveal a giant oven. :o x_x
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didnt think you could die in a haunted mansionn
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^Accidentally everything.
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eaten by cannibles
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They got attacked by pumpkins
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^Got stuck in a pitfall trap.
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tried to safe eevee
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They got pushed while looking over the edge of a cliff, they didn’t die from hitting ground but rather got shot mid fall x_x
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smited by god
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Ice skated on thin ice
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first of all i dont like ice skating eventhough ita a dutch sport
second you tried to ice skate on a thin layer of frozen lave
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They made volcano cake with real lava
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if you loved someone youd say i lava you and somebody lava'd you for reaql
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They got amushed by ninjas
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though it was a good idea to play GTA IRL
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They fell a broke a leg during storm and couldn’t get to cover x_x
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ate to much candy
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Tried to take from a scary skeleton on got turned into one @.@
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sufucated in costume
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They used normal glass for a glass bridge
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5 nights at freddys happend
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They couldn’t land the airplane right, paws made it too hard as was a plane made for humans @.@
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it was hunting season for humans
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They ran into the fence off area . . . .it was a landmine field x_x
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wanted to be another species but didnt know how to live like that
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Their fur got shaved in the middle of winter x_x
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died of sadness of losing bowtie
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Tried to stop a truck with just their paws
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didnt feed the birds
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A highly curious situation really...
It just so happened that it started raining one day, what somehow led to the destruction of the world.
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so thats why they said danger
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But hey! It's just a collision with antimatter!
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Decided to visit the flamethrower museum they even got to test one out . . . . well it was tested on them . . . x_x
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Suddenly became an exact 98.7654321% more likely to get murdered.
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Was hit by one of those ghost pitchforks x_x or maybe it was just thrown . . . .
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Their head exploded when listening to meme songs.
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They got fur caught in train doors and was dragged x_x
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Brent's homemade powder accidentally turned his musket into a grenade (https://youtu.be/en384qVqrug?t=17m)
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They certainly did not seem to like their gift @.@ it was just a bottle filled with a special mixture topped with a pretty fire ribbon . x_x
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(Who would win? A. A tank with full NBC protection (Nuclear, biological, chemical) or, B. One molotov boi? :P)
Snorted hot sauce... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPEPAYR8U7g)
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They got launch into space and let to drift , ended up hitting a star @.@
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You gotta hole in your right wing!
You gotta hole in your right wing!
You gotta hole in your right wing!
You gotta hole in your right wing!
You gotta hole in your right wing!
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They had the Antonov An-225 Mriya crash into them XP x_x
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(https://t00.deviantart.net/LxEkKOxyfbLwUGQp7OuYV-S4Y5g=/fit-in/700x350/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre00/2609/th/pre/f/2015/065/7/8/_new_video__stupid_ass_by_witchygmod-d8kmwyr.jpg)
This point is mine...
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They went outside and uh oh . . . . . . pyros everywhere!! D:
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got sliced in half, like a bagel
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Blew cold air at a shark while standing near edge of water and it got angry and jumped for ya x_x
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somehow, got attacked by angry mushrooms after it stomped on some
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They was found at the bottom of a fish tank, not sure what happened x_x
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found inside the washer, drowned, guess it slept inside a sweater that got washed
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They was found in the dryer x_x looks like they tried to nap on the warm clothes
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fell into a panini press trying to sneak away with the sandwich
sandwich fell on floor, Vee was caught inside
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They got hit by a motorcycle
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Wanted toast with boysenberry jam, accidentally used poison berry.
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Was challenged to a sword fight but the other person didn't have any honor and just just a gun out of no where. x_x
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saw open elevator doors, first looked down an saw nothing but when you looked up you saw the elevator heading towards you and your head was cut off
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Tried had a quick skier run right into them as high speeds @.@
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Dangerous black hole + supernova + freezing field combi! Ouch!
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Tried to slip n slide down a mountain but out of slip n slide and just rolled down at high speeds hitting things along the way x_x
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They went outside and uh oh . . . . . . pyros everywhere!! D:
Too true with the recent pyro updates...
Held the map upside down and fell to space... :I
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They had a leak in their map and end blind when they saw it in the middle of a firefight x_x
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eaten by hyenas
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They tried to fight a lion pride but was pushed into fire surrounded by same hyenas x_x
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pushed into a herd of wilderbeasts
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They got turned into a bird and put in front of scar, sadly Mufasa was late and ya got eaten x_x
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Got attacked by crows
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burnt to death
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Got shot by donkey kong’s coconut gun
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Stomped by a turtle
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turned into a wodden puppet
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Turned into a rock then thrown into a pond
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Got lost in a snow tunnel without enough food
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Nibbles by a bear
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Tried to join Fire types in their pool
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turnes into flareon in a pool
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They tried to use a blanket to sky dive
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The toilet was leaking and caused their house to get filled with water, and they drowned. Yes. Don't ask.
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They were growing a meat eating monster plant in basement and one they just disappeared when they went down there @.@ wonder what happened
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Took a backpack instead of a parachute
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They had an eevee fall on their head at high speeds x_x
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Played a big prank ever
Pass away from laughing too much
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They looked in the snow and found a snow monster x_x
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tried to take a berry, same one a bigger fur tried to nom, gobbled both up
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They tried to fight a raptor but they didn’t stand a chance x_x
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Was asked for a lighter, but misunderstood the question and accidentally turned his density into a negative value, causing himself to implode into a black hole...
Don't reality bend, if you don't know the means to your end, folks...
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They were used for nuclear weapon testing
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fell into an open fire pit D:
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Got hit by a big tire x_x
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Trampled by animal rights activists when put in the same room with a ditto... :c
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drove over yourself
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They broke reality
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crossed life and life is a highway
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They just lost in music, but didn’t find way back X3
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went to arabia and more often then not its hotter then hot
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They got pushed in the shark tank, they also had laser. Laser sharks!
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Lazersharknado...
A practically impossible nightmare!
D:
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oh no!!! Brisky got turned into tea by magic!! :o
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Accidentally drank said tea, and had a British-overload, resulting in a rampage to the local grocery stores, looking for "even remotely civilised tea", but died of a cardiac arrest in the process...
Don't drink tea you don't trust, kids, someone might've put a little "brittania" in it... :'c
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They were refueled the wrong way, firstly the wrong type of fuel was used and secondly is was just. poured on their engine and through top hatch. o.O then someone just dropped a lit match on “ accident “
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Giant men started screaming at him from the mountains... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbcOzIxKfpo&t=15s)
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They got killed by a Demoman’s sticky bombs
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Had a wee pinch too much of pottasium-chloride, and
KAPLOOOIIEEEEEEEE!!!
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They ran into someone with a little pistol and laughed but then they suddenly got blown away by it as they were innnnn thhheeee fuuttuuree!! @.@ XD
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(Ehp, I wouldn't laugh at a small pistol, as it wouldn't be the first time I've extracted the GAU-8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhv71M5xXJY&t=25s)'s weapon stats into a makarov IJ-70 >v< )
Found out he was a robot...
Batteries died...
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They tried to shoot at a jet and it just turned around and wiped you out x_x
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Ate so much candy he became the marshmallow man! (But only after dieing as a result from several heart attacks...)
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They were right next to a volcano when it blew its stop, was found hundred years later.
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was tossed like a pizza dough, but hit head on a ceiling fan
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Got nommed by a mean fur x_x
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got an arrow in the back, slowly bled out D: x_x
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They tried to join non-Alolan Vuplixes in the pool . .. . . . . of lava x_x
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D:
thrown into a frozen pond, died quickly of hypothermia
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They got attacked by a fire dragon as they didn't like the snow :o
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passed away after getting caught inside a speaker, at full volume
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A evil fur grab them and held down breaking neck D: x_x
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fell down a cliff
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Explored Tau Ceti V and discovered aliens
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hit the camara too hard
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Got taken over by a hat which made them fall off cliff
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A swedish lady threw strawberries at you... :c
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They got eaten by a metal robot, it was a giant one @.@
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entered the hunger games
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They starved to death instead of actually bring killed by others in hunger games x_x
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Snorted kool-aid for superpowers...
It didn't work... >w<
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The floor is lava!!! and tanks can’t jump @.@ got caught in the lava
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Boiled in a pot of coffee
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They got pushed into a big pot of boiling liquid x_x
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Buried under lots of ice
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Was playing hide n go seek and accidentaly hit right next to a giant angry bear. Not sure what happened after but it wasn’t good @.@
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Hid in dark place, open maw of a snapping turtle
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They tried to jump over a stream filled with crocodiles using the rocks but slipped and a crocodile just opened mouth for free lunch :o x_x
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Tried to jump over a large gap between canyon, didn’t make it
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A Machamp quickly broke their neck x_x
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Ate a cookie... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockbuster_bomb)
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fell down a bridge
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Tried to catch a baseball fired from cannon
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thought that cannon may be a cool atraction
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They challenge a small fish to a little battle but it suddenly just grew giant as the battle started, @.@
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chocked on something
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They got all their food taken by a large wolf in the middle of winter x_x
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tried to take on a Machoke, it did exactly what it's name says
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Ate like a barrel of just salt @.@
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Tried to swallow a bucket full of cinnamon
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Had a much bigger pokemon trip on top of them x_x
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Tried to nom a bigger furs food
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They tried to nom with by leaping onto the plate, can imagine didn't end well for both of us x_x
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Truez
Tried to play with fire
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They got hit by a giant bull @.@
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tried to safe Firox from that bull
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They said they didn't need supplies for their trip up that huge mountain . . . never came back x_x
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gored by a ferocious tiger
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Turned super tiny and leaped into a cupcake to pop out to surprise, but didn't have time as no one saw them and they just started nomming :( x_x everyone wondered where they went after
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someone used an eraser and disappeared from all
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They tried to freeze a volcano but it erupted @.@
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look on the bright side your son will be grown up by gorillas after the panther ate you
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Their oxygen mask didn't fit them as they were in a stop with little air x_x
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the plane went oh-oh
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They tried to eat a whole metal statue
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randomly turned into a fly in a swap full of frogs
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A giant wolf came up to them demanding food or else, but sadly they didn't have any on them @.@
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you dont even want to know
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Got stuck a small tunnel and wasn't able to use paws to make it bigger @.@
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didnt eat cuz you slept too long
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Went fishing and just ate what they caught without checking and ended up poisoned x_x
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ya are supouce to sleep
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( will soon )
They tried to get the Pirhana plant
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[;ant? what does that mean?
,ario ju,[ed on to[ of you
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Failed to make it down pricess peaches castle slide and fwll into void x_x
( was typo )
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battled with bowser
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left the safe path and fell head first into thick budhes filed with razor sharp thorns
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was cursed to die on 16th birthday by a spinning wheel
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Was captured as a slave by robot pirates, and then wasn't saved in time.
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They got sneak attacked by a lion and held down as it bit down on neck x_x ouch
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i think you ate too much berries
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They ate a bad mouse @.@
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didnt wake up before i go go
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( I don't get it :? )
Slipped into a vat at a chocolate factory @.@
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(uhem ill give you suport. wake me up before you go go. i dont know the lyrics but its an old song)
turned into a blueberry
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They tried to fly x_x
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tried to onlt eat veggies for one month
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They tried to cook a can of hairspray x_x
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didnt eat deserts for 10 weeks
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They tried to go into a trapped temple and never came out
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Touched the pretty flame... Only to find that, of course, it was hot.
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They tried to cross the desert and refused to shave any fur off. They over heated fast @.@
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Cuddled with the inside of a dragon's stomach, but it wasn't a friendly hug, it was a hungry hug...
This is why I have trust issues...
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They were melted down and made into a fancy statue x_x
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tried to drink the entire ocean
too salty and passed away from thirst
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They got taken by a giant bird @.@
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Got eaten by living flowers D:
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They got strangled by a fish net x_x
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D:
caught in a trap, sad part building it got trapped in burned, so couldn't escape
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They got pushed in a fast moving river @.@ hit head on the rocks and fainted while in the water
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rolled over by boulders, flatten smaller than pancakes D: x_x
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the fire spreaded onto carpet
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Suffocated in warm sweaters
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They got chased down by a non-friendly dragon x_x
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Pecked by hundreds of pigeons
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Got nommed by a Pyroar while trying to take some food from them x_x
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Stung by lots of jellyfish
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They tries to take honey from world's biggest beehive
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flushed down a toilet
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Got hit by a tram
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crossed the road without looking both ways
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Tried to eat the glowing chicken
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ate poiseness berries
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They got scammed into buying empty cans, was pretty bad as they really needed the food x_x
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told me you didnt see every disey movie at lest 10 times
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They died from forgetting to eat and drink XP x_x
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if you got the repliese per page at normal its page 666
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They got spooked to death
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eaten by a dragon
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They roasted by a fire breathing one x_x
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Was the fire breathing one. Ghost peppers.
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was a dragon and burned mouth
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Fell asleep in a freezer @.@
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Teeth grew upside down...
(Into the brain, ya see? XI )
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Brisky was destroyed by a bicycle @.@
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cross from a nearby building fell from recent earthquake, impaled head upside down
its the 666th page!
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They got eaten by a living fireplace x_x
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Somebodys pancake was a little too ambiguious...
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Tried to battle fire with more fire, ended up burning fur, passed away hours later from m severe burns
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They ran around on the road and got hit x_x
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Tried to battle a bulldozer
Didn’t go well
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They got a knife thrown at them D:
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tried to rescue its friend from a combine harvester, fell in front of the dangerous blades
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They died to a goomba
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was a goomba
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Got frozen in ice water
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got stuffed into a burrito, eaten by a bear fur
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They were in my mane during that x_x
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(fuzzy wazzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he?)
shot by a hunter
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They host a came of grenade hot potato x_x
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when you were a lad you ate 4 dousen eggs every morning
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They tried to wrestle a bull
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suffocated with cold spaghetti
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They got hit by a flaming tomato :o
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D:
thrown at a wall, went over the side, over a 50ft drop off a skyscraper x_x
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hit by the invisible pink unicorn
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Fell in quicksand
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And his trainer was gone, just like that. And he was alone.
A Purrloin, without direction, without purpose.
He was an aimless vessel, a Pokémon who had nothing left.
And then he died *dies*
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They got put a roller coaster to the moon but they forgot that oxygen, the park doesn't provide it
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But nothing happened.
How did that kill him?
It was too boring.
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They were the fisrst victim of the mega vacuum
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They were the second victim of the mega vacuum...
:P
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Third victim!
(how unoriginal)
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They were the test pilot for the an experimental aircraft that used ion thurster . . . . turns out current ion thruster aren’t really that powerful at all so they probably shouldn’t have started that test with a launch off of a cliff. @.@
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Well. Chemically and physically seen, ions are not known for a very high mass or electric charge. Therefore, ions (resulting from newton's laws) won't give an aircraft much speed given that the aircraft (and the person inside) are together much heavier than a stream of ions. Naturally, this causes it to take a truckload of ions to get it moving. If you know the flowrate of the thruster (which we don't) you can calculate how much power it exerts on the plane. Fortunately, there is a degree of potential since planes with rotors and helicopters can fly using just air particles. This, on the other hand, needs a high rotor speed and diameter and additionally limits the maximum flight altitude the plane can reach. In the end they should've made sure they compressed the stream to generate more power and, most important, choose a different starting position since any plane needs a decent runway to gain speed. And whereas a cliff might give a significant boost of starting altitude it will also cause a harder landing if a plane doesn't work as in this case.
Died after reading that.
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They sat there trying to break down a dam . . . . forgot about the part of water flooding down on them
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whistled while you worked, the neighbore didnt seem to like that :o
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They tried to use a broken gun but it just exploded x_x
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Tried to push a boulder to open a jar of pickles, it rolled the other way
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They got stabbed by a pokemon with sharp blades x_x
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tried to use their own tail as a scarf. Suffocated in their fluff
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They died when they were texted a gun emoji x_x
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ate
poison choclate chip cookies
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They couldn't get enough food to the bear, it said they need a bit more to be let go but they didn't have it so it just took them x_x
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tried to make a lion fall in love with you
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Got lion burped oranged fur :o
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tried to fight a baby dragon XD
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Anything's breakfast if you're brave enough!
But, that being said, aircraft carriers tend to be a little too much strain for the stomach...
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They tried to speed over the thin ice
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Let's go, you got this!
(https://i.imgur.com/WT6MHLi.png)
Don't die now...
(https://i.imgur.com/2JcBr0X.png)
C'mon, you can do it!
(https://i.imgur.com/n51HIQ9.png)
NOOOOOOO- Okay, you can retry now.
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They tried to live off of pufferfish without prepping it at all. Thry lasted about three days and I don’t mean they chose to stop x_x they didnt have a choice as they died
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Deleted system 32...
Apparantly he was his computer...
What sort of loopy-land do we live in nowadays?
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tried to eat a whole turkey, tummy burst x_x
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Got to nommed by a turkey and found after the turkey was caught x_x
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drowned in a strawberry milkshake XD
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burned in fire place
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They tried to drink a gallon of mud
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The Orange Thing got mad and went into it's final ultimate form
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OEIj1UX5ZRg/hqdefault.jpg)
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They ate way too many onions
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Shrek found out someone ate his onions, it was me, but he thought it was you
(https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/avatars/34286F0D7E1187624423701217280_3565f161032.1.5.jpg?versionId\x3dwC.0d_PYrDfqwe2C5wBj57Ru68q5nxdn) enough said
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Died from a spoon stabbing
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burned by a firebreathing dragon
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Some how died by waffles
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Called Belgium people Dutch and vice versa
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(also might confuse some with Luxembourgian)
slipped on wet pavement, died couple days later of head injuries
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said that Malta is part of italy
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They tried roll across quicksand but got stuck x_x drowned
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tried t fight all disney villans
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The got locked in a shpping cotainer without supplies
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stuck on a raft
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They were not able to catch the fish so went hungry @.@
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got locked up in a chest
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Got trapped in a broke submarine x_x
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tought you could go thousand miles under water level
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They ate a rotten chicken Was toxic x_x
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7 8 9, your 9 and 7 is someone else
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They tried to crawl into one of my small holes I dug but couldnt get out
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tried to bundgy jump but the rope broke
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The grizzly bear didnt like foxes too much @.@
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sky dived into a pool but missed
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They didnt use a firework right
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swam in water when boat went by
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They got lost in a desert
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went to antartica
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Caught by a cheep cheep
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battled me
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They got hit in head by iron tail @.@
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Tickled, passed away from too much laughing
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They accidentally over leaped off a ledge :o
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When BOOM out of nowhere
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They got got shrunk down very small and a iguana just caught them x_x
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Grown so big your head was out of the atmosphere, couldn’t breathe
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Got stepped on by a dragon @.@
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Called a strong fox ugly
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a meteor fell on a alien space ship orbiting earth wich fell on them
-
Was caught in the blast radius of the Alien space ship exploding
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Tried to win an agressive dance-off against approximately fourteenhundred women all dressed like Queen Elizabeth.
They were not joking around with their organisational structure... :I
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Got stuck inside a monster house without any revival seeds.
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Overdose of Shotgun
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Tries to wear a Boa constrictor as a scarf x_x
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tried to cross the highway with a red lego jet XP
-
They tried to fly on a huge paper airplane but they fell to the ground below
-
crushed by the paper airplane
-
They got hit by a medal noodle :o it was molten
-
earth exploded
-
Was eating fish in a pond then suddenly a huge fish caught them x_x
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(EEhhhh, pikes are creepy as hell... D: )
A rock fell on his head...
From outer space...
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They got turned molten
-
they had to much fun with fire works
-
They caught one, my bad :o
-
they fought another pokemon
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Got eaten by huge doggo x_x
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tripped whille running from huge doggo
-
Found self in a dragons lair . . . the dragon wasn't happy and it didn't end well
-
fell into the ocean
-
They forgot a parachute while doing a dive from helicopter
-
Became a tv... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtSJ52MgN3w&t=4m42s)
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They were made into cans, a lot of cans!!
-
drowned in vanilla ice cream
-
Got nommed while hiding in ice cream
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chocked while nomming and watching a very funny video
-
They leaped into a wall and fainted @.@
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Did the chubby bunny challange...... it did not end well
-
They went on a trip and didn't watch their food and got it stolen and straved @.@ x_x
-
gave Jyo to many rides untill you died
-
Had an eevee pounce at their face at the worst moment XD x_x
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couldnt poo for years
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Handed me the last of your food to but away in a bag but didn't say any thing so I thought you were giving it to me so I ate it, you ended up starving XP x_x hehe sorry. . .
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ate choclate
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They got caught by aliens and they wanted to take you apart to study x_x
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changed into a frog but didnt know how to do that tong thing so eventually starved
-
died of saddnes becuz the frogo died
-
died from stepping on lego
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killed by a assasin who hired an assasin to hire a assasin to kill them
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They got into a pokeball and didn't heal easily
-
the nurse made a mistake
-
Forgot how to hunt when they really needed to
-
Didn't eat enough bananas...
Hencely... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad8gIQ-eTGE)
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Anti tank round
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Someone couldn't catch the baseball and got hit by it . . . . . oh wait that was 80 centimeter shell :o they were probably trying to hit Brisky
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**12cm Shell... c; *
Ate too much bananas... :c
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** no I do mean 80 cm (http://www.puresimplicity.net/~hemi/Pics/Misc/uk_20081002-20081012/20081005-london/german-80cm-schwerer-gustav-shell.jpg) :P **
They got caught in a flood, which they may have accidentally cause. Darm it, the dam isn't for target practice! XP x_x
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(Aaaaah, I get it now...)
Was cosplaying as a zombie in the wrong neighbourhood... :c
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Maybe the helicopter is made of chocolate . . . . . it actually was and melted before it could transport them out of danger
-
Was one of the zombies and got shot in the head
-
Rang the devils doorbels, but he didn't open...
Such a shame that first-aid kits are so hard to find that people in need litterally resort to satan for getting their hands on one...
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They tried to drive over a old bridge and it collapsed
-
Was sitting underneath the bridge
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planed crashed on top of a mountain, froze before it found warm places
-
They got caught by a t-rex
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questioned life, so god smited you
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Tried to eat glue @.@
-
got vacuumed
-
Wasnt let inside a shop as they closed, they just got back from huge foodless trip. Tasty couldnt last just one more day x_x
-
was majorly bullied at school for being a furry
-
Went got attacked by big lobsters
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old age
-
got takken by the crab people
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chased by a dog
-
went to far into the woods
-
couldn survive in the wild as you were a house cat
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i lliked trains
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atacked by bull
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went crazy cuz there was no more internet
-
froze to death, since you got t-shirt
-
wanted to visit god and steped on a cloud
-
saw an angel
-
Did the flop.
-
didnt close your eyes as "meneer de uil" sugested
-
Got his body ripped in two by two black holes.
-
attacked by a saber tooth tiger
-
Was found with head mountes on wall :o
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didnt wake up after what we assumed was sleeping
-
They just couldnt seem to catch any dinner for a month @.@
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stabbed by a pen
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Was attacked and shot by a security robot x_x
-
have you seen stranger things
caugt by the monster
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I was trying to learn magic and accidentally turn them into a snake and they couldnt figure out how to adjust to it and died from not getting any food or water x_x
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Ate the neighbour's zombie... T_T
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They got transformed into a wolf but tried to refuel as if was a tank still and got super sick XP x_x
-
Touched a new kind of laser pen... The pen was the lazer!
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They got buried in a lot of falling circle objects @.@ and couldn't get out
-
you trusted the squars
-
They tried to jump over alligators
-
was one of those alligators but you didnt get any of me and so starved
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They tried to keep a hippo but it got mad and attacked
-
old age
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They let all their food spoil @.@
-
the detectives are still searching for the sulution
-
They battled an eevee >:3 XD Okay, it was probably a Houndoom that they actually lost to x_x
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battled me
-
Half-Life speedrunners are mean... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX5AHYZ5NJM&t=4m59s)
:c
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They drove it world's biggest quick sand pit
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Got dooted to death... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYh4Jt_qCks&index=8&list=PLv3TTBr1W_9tppikBxAE_G6qjWdBljBHJ)
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They ran over . . . Clouds!? :o Uh oh looks like they are falling
-
got crushed by a giant stone
-
They tried to explore the dessert without any thing else like supplies
-
got kicked to death by "the guys"
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Tried to go hunting . . . died to a deer @.@
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(Apparantly, deer are super eerie when it's night, and you decide point a flashlight at them...)
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a4GB9Z6_700b.jpg)
Drank a thermometer... D:
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Ran over a nuclear IED
-
Got hit by the rock that made the dinosaurs go extinct
-
Kazotsky'd soo hot he turned the reactor supercritical...
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They fired on a submarine
-
Said submarine fell on his head, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=griCeXPsQj0&t=1m59s) because Brisky was shooting the soviet fridge launcher again...
:D
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They got attack by a railgun tank (http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=942225855&searchtext=tank)
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Got stuffed into magic lunchbox containing an entire universe where birch wooden closets are actually replacing all of the astronomical objects.
It wasn't very convenient, in terms of storage...
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Tried to make them self into a jet, but kinda exploded
-
died of sadness when bowtie was gone
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They got found by a large dragon who wasn't trying to friendly x_x
-
fell into a vulcano
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They got eaten by a giant bird :o
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fell into ravine
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Had a Hippo fall on them @.@
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ate poison
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went to a con and got lost and died of dehydration
-
Got grilled at a dragon's barbeque...
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it randomly started raining acid only above your head
-
They broke neck from standing on a train that was going in tunnel
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Died from watching [insert scary video]
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Died from watching inserts scary video... obey the walrus....
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(Yeah, um. I wish I didn't search that)
Died from an anti tank missile.
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They took a nap on a conveyor belt that was turned on later and lead to cooking area x_x
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didnt read the causion sign
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His brain got teleported to an underwater science lab by aliens.
-
got eaten for breakfast
-
They got overpowered by snow leopard and joined them for breakfast @.@
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Rrrrrrandom land miiiine! *BOOOOOM*
-
Will it blend?!
Todays episode, hand grenades!
-
tried to live as a dutch-man for a day, we dont have a fastfood restaurant at every corner
-
They tried to surf the tsunami
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His shoes turned into bounding mines... X_X
Out of all the things your shoes could be turning into...
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They drove in front of a high speed train, sure the train was destroyed but they didn’t fair too well either @.@
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Tried to jump up into space
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They left the last of their food they needed for a trip and I ate it without knowing they need and they starved XP x_x
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The food they took from me was rotten.
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They tried to catch fish by leaping into a alligator infested river
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Encountered an unfriendly spycrab...
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They tried to friendly in a csgo match
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Hid in a closet to scare someone....they never came
-
They got eaten by a treasure chest
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Got eaten by a goldfish...?
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They went to eat prey they caught but ate it alive and whole and it just wrecked havok on their stomach. @.@
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♪Asked me to come, but I was already there!♪
Crushed by a tank... :c
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Got hit by a large stunny missile. THONK!
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They got hit by a barrel that was rolling down a hill @.@ I thought you would leap over it
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One of those cartoon'y wizards accidently turned him into a car... :I
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Tried to drive on a cloud bridge, turns out it wasn't solid so they fell
-
Tried to fight Darth Malgus with a penknife. 'Nuff said.
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Got tricked into going into a fake room that really ejected them into space after the door sealed x_x
-
got hit by an asteroid
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They forgot how to catch food when stranded on island @.@
-
Played half life while being allergic to grenades... :I
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Brisky tried to take swimming lessons . . .
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Invented a new grenade with the power of 10k nukes, and accidentally set it off...
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Got shrunk down extra small and leaped on a cookie I was trying to eat x_x sorry, didn’t see you. :(
-
The life ending gamma ray hit them
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They suddenly went mad and started trying to eat everything around them, died when they tried to eat a toaster @.@
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they didnt eat enough while binge waching a realy good TV show
-
Trirf to show off by attempting to fly low in plane with eyes closed
-
Jumped off of the ship he was sailing on...
But said ship was a spaceship travelling at 400c so he instantly got disintegrated... :'c
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Train in your face!
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They tried to operate a snow mobile next to a cliff
-
Did horse play with a nuclear attack submarine, but ran out of oxygen a little faster than his playmate... :c
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They tried to play catch with a atgm
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^ threw a grenade but forgot to pull the pin, they threw it back
-
They had a plan to fake death and crawl out of grave as a prank but plans got canceled then concrete was added over coffin x_x
-
^ was hit by a cannonball used to salute you
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They tested out their new robot lion . . . well they never said it was an obedient or friendly robot lion @.@
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^ was smooshed by a runaway train
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i mean look at you, how could you die that much protected, iof anything youll do the killing not the dieig.... ooohhhhhhhhhhh *steps away*
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^ (i .L.O.L.'d) was hit by a flying lawnmower
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bleeded to death
-
Got a bone stuck in throat
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^ got caught up in a low ceiling fan
-
old age
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^ was ran over by a group of tourists on Segways
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eletrical shok
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^ was smothered to death by green chili
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thought about water for too long and forgot to breath
-
fried by a toaster
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bled to death from a paper cut
-
^ miscalculated a dive into the pool
-
jumped off the swings even though your mom told you not to
-
^ cut in line on Black Friday xD
-
made the mistake of not wearing a bulletproof vest while in "da hood"
-
^ (lol) tried jumping into a rain puddle-it was deeper than you thought
-
they were too hyper-active
-
took three flintstones multivitamin gummys instead of two
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how does that kill me?!
broke a switch
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^ tried out a homemade bungee rope
-
all foxes on earth died out
-
^ tried sending a letter bomb but accidentally opened it yourself hah
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went into the clouds
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^ (lol) starved to death in a supermarket
-
wanted to know what an electrical socket tasted like
-
^ listened to Justin Beiber too long
-
killed on sight after a swat team caught you trying to download minecraft for free
-
^ (lol) choked on your own tongue
-
slipped on a human whilst dressed as a bannana
-
^ (goodnight) was beat to death with an eggbeater
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They went hungry when they offered me up some food but never said to not eat all of it :3 x_x
-
died of too much eating
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Died from not eating enough, lost all their food
-
They thought they found Excalibur... But Excalibur found you! *slice*
-
They went up to one of those tennis ball launch machines . . . put it was filled with metal balls and they got hit in the head x_x
-
^ died from acting out a death scene
-
Died from spinning way too fast
-
^ slipped on a bar of soap in the shower
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They told me to pack their survival gear for their trip . . . . when they looked in their bag for water or their coat they just saw only cookies XP
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questioned to much
-
Got hit by a rocket tricycle
-
electrical shock with switch
-
Rode a racecar at 200 km/u against an invisible wall.
-
They went missing afer going into woods was later found in a hous . . . well just thier pelt x_x
-
I hate poachers. See what I meant with "I'm prey to humans"?
Ate an horseshoe in the hope it would give them good luck.
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yep I do
They encountered a super freeze not even their fur could handle, was frozen in place x_x
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Read a book about tranformations and accidently, permanently turned into a lamp... :c
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They tried out a new attachment to allow them to drive on lava . . . . well I don't see the big use in that and it was a scam item, not even working x_x
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wanted to save him but you were not a flareon
-
They woke up the size of a ant and leap onto the cookies . . . . sorry, didn't know you were on them :( x_x
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ate a fox
-
( I think I would be okay XD )
They to drink a nice cup of lava
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but it was with bones and all
drank a lava lamp
-
oh in the case I was talking about they got shrunk.
They tried to roll down a hill but it was really a mountain
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so you i dont know how to spell it system could handel that? i dont think so
rolled up a mountain that turned out to be a vulcano
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not sure what mean :?
They tried to roll in a bush without realizing it was deadly thorns
-
you know that system that you need to eat food
was locked in a castle with no food and thorns all over the place
-
the digestive system? :?
They jump off a new building trying to use a kite to fly but it was too small
-
yes that system
evolved into a flareon in a fight against a water type
-
oh alright
They accidentally dug into a radioactive waste site x_x
-
evolved into vapereon against a grass type pokemon
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They accidentally brought a supply of cans of laughter for their shelter so when they needed to use it they couldn't eat and starved why opening cans of just laughing x_x
-
evolved into flareon in a fight against a whatever type beats fairy type pokemon
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They tried to be in pokemon battle but got defeated and couldn't be healed like pokemon x_x
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evolved into a grass type eevee in a fight against a fire type pokemon
-
Died from setting up too many battles XP x_x
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sufucated in manes
-
They tried to survive in the high up mountains with no gear
-
starved of not eating pie
-
Only had air to eat
-
ate its own hair
-
They tried to eat a live hippo but it attacked ya
-
crushed by your dreams, littarly
-
^ tried screwing in a light bulb, got electrocuted
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Run in with giant snake
-
someone thought you were a tree
-
Got pushed into quicksand while watching some and drowned shortly after x_x
-
Ate a gun.
It was loaded.
Died from lead poisoning. X_X
-
Someone was feeding them lots of thermite and it didn't end well for them x_x
-
Got eaten by a very angry piece of pie looking for vengeance on his lost brethren...
-
and they said tanks couldn't ice ska . . . . . * splash *
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Drowned in hesitiation.
-
Ate a Higgs-particle, and litterally got slapped to death by a zombie Albert Einstein...
Apparantly, he was a bad, bad kitty...
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They accidentally made a wish that melted them down x_x I wonder what wish that was
-
Science turned him into a dragon, but the millitary didn't approve... :c
-
Stepped on a Lego.
-
(Steel tracks are immume to lego! >:D )
Got stab-stab-stabbed... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9FEqhpsunM)
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^ died of boredom
-
Got eaten by the giant jello monster
-
only ate cookies
-
They didn't want to eat any cookies even if it was the only food left so they starved x_x
-
see the banishing thread
-
They tried to challenge a bear
-
killed by a much bigger fox
-
They tried to be a snow leopard but didn't have the right fur for the cold
-
tried to fight a deer
-
They fell onto a sharp fence while trying to leap between buildings x_x
-
Got backstabbed by Riki.
-
Tried a mud bath thingy at a spa but was tricked and it was actually really deep and they were drowned in mud x_x
-
Got shot out of a cannon..... to nothing
-
They were challenged to a sword battle but they lost . . . they were given a plastic sword to use instead of one of the real ones so it was over fast x_x
-
Was a pirate and thrown overbourd.
-
They mixed up a shark for a dolphin at a moment they should have really known it was a shark x_x
-
The kool-aid man appeared...
-
They got taken apart and turned into some fancy statue :S
-
The kool-aid man appeared...
OH YEAH!!!!!!!(had to)
Got turned into a pie and eaten
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They wanted to try out their new bullet proof jacket so they asked Brisky to held out . . . . yea . . . they used their cannon and it didn't exactly stop the shell x_x
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Spontanious midnight airplane crash!
-
^ visited Chernobyl
-
They went to the elephants foot, no not an actual elephants foot . . . . the one in Chernobyl x_x
-
Got visited by Cloud Titan after he went to the elephant's foot... :I
-
You were the chosen one, and the evil guy was genre-savvy.
-
Became a zombie instead of a skeleton, and got dooted to death by a bunch of 2 dooty skeletons who were very upset by that decision...
-
They drove over false ground that gave way to a bunch of explosives wired to blow if anything fell in . . . they couldn't just use mines x_x
-
Heart took a holiday break... :c
-
Random hovercraft with a shotgun attack!
-
Temporarily achieved flight, and then fell to their demise. X_x
-
Shot down by a police tank.
-
Tried out their death laser on a mirror x_x
-
went to the stores at black friday
-
All the food was gone since the store got cleaned up so they starved x_x
-
sufecated in your manes
-
Suddenly went mad from a zombie virus :( x_x
-
got hunted on
-
They got caught by a mega snake
-
random plane crash
-
Ate bad meat and got really sick @.@ x_x
-
set on fire
-
They got a fox pound at their head while they were trying to balance for life x_x
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didnt listen enough disney
-
They didn't eat while they were binge watching disney movies
-
wanted to complete a pokemon game in one go without speendrunning
-
We went on a adventure but I had the wrong weather map so didn't realize the blizzard was coming x_x
-
crushed by a rock on our adventure
-
They couldn't find any food during it either @.@
-
drowned in the water
-
They accidentally fell into the eel tank
-
went to sleep, forever
-
They got hit by a random falling brick
-
Got killed by Roshan.
-
got eaten by a monster
-
Tried to boat across the world largest quicksand pit but went under with boat
-
tried to fight the boss with no good armour
-
Look up with their mouth open during a storm without moving at all ended up drowning x_x
-
had iron armour on when it started storming
-
Went out hunting one day and got defeated by an eevee >:3 XD
-
zombies .
-
They suddenly went mad at the wrong the moment
-
refused to eat
-
Yelled "you're adopted" to an opponent at the wrong moment.
-
Forgot how the hunt then really needed to x_x
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Garlic Oreos XP
-
( garlic oreos? )
They suddenly lost all their fur during the snow storm
-
Died from long-term health complication, because the company producing his food, for some reason decided that it was a good idea to put heavy metals into it. As a dietary supplement, you know?
That was an... Interesting... decision, I guess? :c
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Probably should have check that bridge closer before trying to cross @.@
-
Devon coorperation suddenly had lots of vacancies for labaratory functions! :P
But, the didn't quite mention that the function would be as lab-rabbit... :/
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Brisky accidentally volunteered to help test weapons . . .
-
Old age.... yeah lame I know. But at least it’s peacful?
-
They went into a shady door that said “ free seeds “ and was later found in a box in nugget form x_x
-
( garlic oreos? )
(Yes, Garlic Oreos. I made a bad reference, I'll leave the rest up to your imagination. X3)
Your Double Edge got Counter'ed. That has gotta hurt a lot...
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( well okay, I’ll just guess what that means, I think something with vampire. XP )
They tried thin ice fishing, can already guess what happened @.@
-
burned the planet earth as we know it
-
They tried to slide down the hill in a log at high speeds but something hit their head x_x
-
hit by a car
-
They entered a pokemon battle
-
bleeded to death
-
They got locked in a cage and someone forgot to stock food and water in there x_x
-
turnted into a house
-
They died from exhaustion from running around too much one day x_x
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didnt listen to tummy
-
They accidentally stepped on world's deadliest snake
-
Encountered Painis Cupcake.
Painis Cupcake will out you!
-
Brisky got turned into molten soup @.@
-
Encountered Piss Cakehole (http://tf2freakshow.wikia.com/wiki/Piss_Cakehole) and got carved up... :c
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Tried to duel with a battleship
-
They only discovered they got assassinated in their sleep after they heard the clock strike 13 AM.
-
They had a time bomb were going to set up for a preformance but their favorite show came on and they forgot all about it as soon as the credits started to roll they exploded x_x
-
ate a extremely hot cup, you were supuce to eat the soup inside it but you ate the cup
-
They mixed up cups and drank oil :(
-
fell of a very high cliff
-
Randomly got hit by a block of iron while exploring x_x
-
didnt eat their veggies
-
They went through food supply too fast on adventure, I only packed enough so didnt have extra. ended up starving x_x
-
ate by deku tree
-
They fell asleep at the wrong moment and got ambushed @.@
-
sufacated in manes
-
They went swimming in the wrong pool, that pool was meant for the sharks. :o
-
Went swimming in the retirement pool, and turned into a banknote... :I
-
Oh noes!! Brisky got turned into a toy tank . . . they weren’t treated very well and broke. x_x
-
Found out that he had gotten an allergy to fish the hard way... :c
-
lost a battle
-
They got turned into goo @.@
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got turned into pie
-
They got locked in a box without any food or water x_x
-
Someone shoot ink on them.
-
They used the wrong spell, that spell got rid of all their fur, too bad it was a really cold winter during that time. x_x
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Tried to fight for net Neutrality and they
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They couldn’t buy any food because they had to get that access package :( so starved
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Slipped on a banana peel...
Off of a ledge, on a very tall building...
Into a open man-hole in the streets below...
That was also filled with noxious sewer gasses...
Wich then proceeded to explode, as you fell into it...
Wich then caused a water line to rupture, and flood the crevasse now under the road with water...
I guess the grim reaper wanted to make shure? :\
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Aww, can't believe Brisky tried to jump that volcano :( I tried to tell them it wouldn't work
-
Swallowed a banana whole... >:s
-
A genie turned them into a banana before that :o @.@
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tried sleeping in cheese
-
They got hit by a falling microwave while walking down the street x_x
-
eaten by alligator
-
They took a nap in quick sand and drowned x_x
-
ate ttoo much cupcakes
-
A polar bear broke their neck :(
-
stole from the dead
-
Laguna Blade, strengthened by an Aghanims' Scepter. Ouch!
-
Oh noes, Michen was outside during the knife storm x_x
-
didnt eat enough pie
-
They drowned in powdered milk
-
Got eaten by tomatoes from the inside!
Happy very late Halloween! *insert evil laugh here*
-
They got attacked by pumpkins for being late XP
-
Got strangled by an over-sized sweatshirt because I was stylishly late! *ba dum tish*
-
A crowd form to get them for a pun they made :o they didn’t run fast enough
-
I told you not to touch my tail!!! >:(
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They got hunted by a thousand knights x_x
-
Burning scales. Hope they had fun :S
Was nommed by a dragon who hates me. (There's plenty) RIP
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Those dragons stole all their food during the winter and let them starve :(
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Poor smol was stepped on. x_x
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They got caught in a large dragon trap, the people were not very nice who got them x_x
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Fireball
Teee-det-tet-tedet-tet
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Hyperthermia...
Smow leopards don't fair well in the middle-east... :c
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Brisky got teleported . . . Alwell only half
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Was touched by the lights of the Chernobyl powerplant... :c
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Strategically placed self-destruct buttons.
-
Clicked himself into another dimension, whilst playing osu.
It turned out that oxygen is such an old-fashioned thing in diffirent dimensions!
-
Drove over the world's highest bridge but it kinda broke @.@
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Was visiting Australia, at the moment where science has proven that the world was flat, and fell off...
-
Someone stole parts from them somehow, strange :o
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His souppe contained him...
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/av7BMZb_460s.jpg)
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ohh look out, nitro!
(https://i.warosu.org/data/vr/img/0016/20/1400113575614.jpg)
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drank too much tea
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They got hit by coal out of a cannon @.@
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ive got a surprise
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( what's the surprise? : P )
They got hit by a reindeer
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a deadly surprise
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I pop out of a box to surprise them but I did it at the wrong moment which caused their death :( x_x
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old age
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The santa hat was cursed!
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Stood inside a closed, non-ventilated structure with a running car.
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Hit by a comet...
This comet... (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oc_Z6gHeFCA/maxresdefault.jpg)
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They got hit by a super sonic sledge, I wonder how that happened x_x
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mario jumped on you
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They tried to go to a wedding on the moon via teleportation, luckily the teleport worked but sadly they left behind spacesuit x_x
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wanted to steel energie from a city
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They got snowed in and didn't have any food ready x_x
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fell into a big pot of stew atop a volcano
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They tried to eat the stew but it was way way way too hot
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poiseness plants
-
Got attacked by a huge fly
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you ate my chcken i will get my revenge
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They ran out of energy before they could do so because no chicken XP x_x
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you're sleeping soon just you wait
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They accidentally slipped on a banana as they were trying to chase someone @.@ and flew off a cliff x_x
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Squib loaded their howitzer...
Reloaded, and fired again...
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They got buried in so much snow by a snowy monster and trapped
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Sadly was made into a really nice scarf.
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They got stuck in a magical net and no one came to free them @.@ x_x
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A single piece of hail, the size of a beach ball, falling from the sky...
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They fell asleep under a thwomp x_x
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fell in sleep by a bullet bill blaster
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They ate a mushroom to grow but it was poison x_x
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fell in quicksand
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They got pounced by a polar bear and they were not friendly
-
fell from the empire state building
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They ate bad meat x_x
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fell into a boiling heat stew
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Slipped on a banana and fell down 5 stories of stairs.
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They got stuck in a huge sticky flytrap x_x
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fell into poison
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They tried to jump a gap but forgot they didn't have cappy
-
did that so many times XD
fell into hot pink liquid
-
They tried to drink the liquid
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tried to ride a jaxi and fell from the world
-
They ran into a pretty angry polar bear
-
(this is gonna sound a bit serious)
got hit by fireworks
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They tried to eat gun powder x_x
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Fell from a cliff
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Ran out of food
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Old age
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Got pounced by eevee as they were trying to do important stuff @.@
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Got too much of their own fluff in their nose.
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Got buried under a mountain of leaves
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cot burried underneath snow
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I took alk their chicken XP only food source x_x
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...you get eaten by said flytrap.
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They played extreme rocket tennis or at least tried to x_x
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The pie they were thinking of suddenly turned real and beat them to death.
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Living cannonball doesn't work out super well with .308 win...
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Mario and cappy kicked your ass since Mario just needs to ground pound on you
-
They got turned into a rasin
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fell into lava
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Got locked in freezer
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got locked in oven
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Missed a beat.
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They were on fire! no I mean actually on fire!!
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ran over by a truck
-
Went on a unfinished water slide
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fell off a roller coaster
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Didn't pack supplies for the journey through the desert
-
went to the forest where you looked like tasty food
-
They ran into a pack of angry wolves x_x
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entered my den
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“ Accidentally “ got hit by a tail of iron x_x
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got ran over by a bus
-
Would gotten into a pokemon battle @.@ x_x
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went into battle with me :P
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Exposure to the weather. I am sure a hat would have kept you safe.
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Someone shot them down :( and they landed in lake. x_x
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Concrete bomb. Don't ask for details.
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They didn’t get the right food for them @.@ died from illness
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did't get any food, died from starvation
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Decided the world was their oyster.
Died from ingesting too much dirt, gravel, grass, and a few twigs.
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you flew too high to the sky
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They danced them self to death
-
have you seen the musical or the movie "the heathers" yeah, if you don't know what i'm talking about the musical and movie are both on YouTube
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They died from not looking up
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you died for not knowing what im talking about in my previous post
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They got knocked out and was thrown in river. They drowned :( x_x
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Turned to dust and got spread out by the wind.
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Michen marilized leguana...
-
Tanks were destroyed violently to ensure world peace.
The bombs used showed otherwise.
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Attacked by a dragon hunting robot x_x
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Touched spagett
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Got made into ravioli
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Baked into a cake.
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They got eaten by fish after getting pushed into cake @.@
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Spending too much time in the Furry Freezer, heh.
-
Literally melted.
-
They fell asleep at the controls . . . . of their spaceship and when they woke up they went blind from a bright light and flew into a star x_x
-
They went up into space... With out a helmet.
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They got trapped in a cave but their only food was strawberries. I was there so I ate it all on accident making ya starve, oopsie XD x_x
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Overdosed on strawberry. Rip smol Vee
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They got turned into dragon jerky :c
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10 ft paper cut.
-
They got a free wish and accidentally used it wrong. ended being turned into ice cream @.@
-
Their head exploded.
-
A giant confused them for a banana
-
got too close to the sun..
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The moon fell on them
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Booped. By a dinosaur . .
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They rolled down the windows in space :o
-
Hey, guess what I found back?
Laughed to death!
-
Avalanche surfing. Yes, as cool as it sounds.
-
Drowned in tomato soup, fell asleep whilst cooking.
-
They got hit by a fancy freeze ray, you probably shouldn't look into the barrel of that thing @.@
-
Flying a kite near power-lines.
ZAP!
-
Got hit by a army of paper airplanes
-
When for a walk the day is rained pianos... tragic.
-
Didn't check the temperature of water before leading in . . . . turns that water was going to used to boil noodles for the world's biggest plate of spaghetti x_x
-
National Volcano Day celebrations got out of control. SO MUCH LAVA!
-
They tried flying a plane backwards
-
Tried skydiving. Was intercepted by backward flying plane. o.O
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They jumped into a snake pool
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They got killed to death
-
They ran into an angry glaceon and was frozen solid
-
Pie overdose. 'Nuff said.
-
They tried out the new bouncing laser in a slightly too small room, they fired and watch as all the bolts ricocheted around untill one hit them in head x_x
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Local airliner downgraded to flying carpets.
Recession is such a shame....
-
They tried to go surfing . . . didnt work out
-
Death by pancakes.
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Death by flying Jezus pancake? (Cobra Mk. III)
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Got spirit bombed
-
Got finger gunned by a Heavy.
-
They tried to drink a molotov cocktail to blow fire but died x_x
-
Tried to jump a shark
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They tried to rocket ski but someone left a pole on the track @.@
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Tried to cuddle a Raptor. Got munched.
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They got attack by four bears from each direction x_x
-
Died from too much pie.
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They died from not getting enough of it x_x XP
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Didn't know da wae
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Hey look up! :o
(https://i.imgur.com/TabHRaZ.jpg)
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Couldn't handle the pressure put on them...
(https://www.saris.net/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/e/gewichten-aanhangwagens-1000-kg/dieser-anhanger-mit-1000kg-zgg-saris-31.png)
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A ceiling fan suddenly attacked
-
The pie attacked. It was brutal.
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Got 720 no-scope MLG-pro headshot.
Not sure what all that means, but that's what happened.
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Tactical nuke! Incoming!
You were standing right where it exploted
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They slipped on ice and fell into lake
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Went off diving board. Into the frozen lake. So many claimed. :'(
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Their shadow came to life and was able to attack :o
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Caught fire when blowing out candles on a pie.
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They got a shady pie for a party and it turned out to be posion :(
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Ate the same pie
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Hey, looked Emtile dressed up as a snake for Halloween ^_^ oh wait . . . :o
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Someone dropped an icicle on their head.
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They got their tongue stuck on a icy pole and wasn’t able to get free x_x
-
Some of these are super dark and it's great. XD
Decided to try and play with the cool beetle they found.
Notable this beetle looked exactly like a scorpion....
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Lion king was propoganda. Simba was the enemy all along... :c
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Tanks can survive lava right........Oh...
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They went cave exploring . . . oops I think I pointed to the wrong ca . . . * boom *. x_x uh oh. . .
-
Met yourself in a nightmare, killed the other you in the nightmare, then found out it wasn't a nightmare and died of a heart attack.
...Does that mean you died twice? I don't get it.
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They were holding onto a wish and forgot all about it. They got angry one day and accidentally made a wish that didn’t work in their favour. :o
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Oops. Feels bad, man.
They were just relaxing, lying down in their treehouse on a warm summer evening. Then came the lumberjack with his mighty axe...
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They got hit by a little rock from space, what are the odds x_x
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Hunting season came.
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They just couldn't find any food, seems it all was taken @.@
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Anvil rain
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Walked into a supermarket to buy some drinks, a venomous snake working the counter didn't like the way she walked in.
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They got hit by a super fast metal fly
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Fell into the fryer and turned into french fries.
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Entered a pokemon battle and lost, fainted forever couldnt be healed like a pokemon x_x
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(Enter: (Original mythos) Pokemon: Black Version)
Died for being online for a very long time.
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Died from a huge pane of glass they couldnt see while flying. Wonder how they kept it so clean.
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Died from hands exploding from fast typing.
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Flew into an really over sized sticky bug trap @.@
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Died from falling into underwater dungeon.
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Had a run in with a jet engine @.@
-
Was trampled to death by a wild tauros.
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Exploted on the moon
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Tripped over his own tail and fell into the 1920s.
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His phone didn't work properly and exploted
-
They got buried under a huge pile of bananas, it was like a mountain
-
Got tricked into a laundry detergent commercial
-
They got the wrong bag when they went on their trip through the desert, forgot all the food. x_x
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Ran into a glass door, thinking there was no door.
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Mauled to death by a lobster
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Poisoned by the scorpion king.
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Flew over DC
-
Traveled through the underground dutch tunnels to the Netherlands.
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Gone through the underground railroad... after it got closed
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They fell on the biggest stove @.@
-
Explosions! Explosions! So many explosions!
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Someone didn't clean their fish tank . . . . oh wait they don't belong in here o.O
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Accidentally picked the wrong pie.
-
They had a portal gun accident :o
-
Fell into a box of pokeballs and couldn't escape.
-
Got attacked by the jello monster
-
Got petted until melting.
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Just died
-
Turned into a bowl of cereal and then got knocked off the counter and turned into tiny pieces.
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Got kicked by a horse @.@
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Got stepped on buy an Eevee Colossus.
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They forgot to finish building that roller coaster they were testing
-
Jumped across several buildings until realizing that the last building was actually a billboard.
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Disappeared randomly
-
Got abducted by carnivorous aliens.
-
They picked up a laser pointer but didn't understand it's power as a death laser
-
Accidentally summoned lord Cthulu
-
They went to roll down a hill for fun but couldn't stop in time to avoid cliff @.@
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Jumped into a bed of leaves, but didn't realize it was actually a spike trap.
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They got hit by a baseball while flying high up and fell down as they got knocked out x_x
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Walked into a boss battle with a shedinja, forgot to use fire blast.
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They tried to nap mid flight. :o and they were the one in control of flying
-
messed with the wrong mouse
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Ran into a extra extra large mousetrap x_x
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Jumped across a field that was also being used simultaneously for a game of Minesweeper.
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They forgot to pay the pie tax to an eevee mafia :o
-
Ran into the actual mafia
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Didnt bring food on the ship trip x_x
-
Didn't have any extra lives left before attempting the last area of Sonic 2.
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They forgot to jump when going over a gap @.@ was deeper than expected
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Died laughing
-
Tried to fight a rattlesnake over ownership of a baby rattle.
-
Zeph turned bigger and crushed you
-
They got turned into an ice cube
-
Ate a whole jar of fluff and nutella while on the surgical table.
-
Spyro had to do it to'em
-
Played too many Spyro games!
-
They went down the wrong slide, that went to the trash compactor x_x
-
Ate a poisoned apple from a passerby lady in a black coat.
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Got hit by an airplane mid flight x_x
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Did not kno da wae.
-
Invaded Russia without packing winter clothing.
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You picked on him.
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1b/1b23f07e9f3490203cd1614e1438ce17a242d8a829c32d10c60435934eea66f0.jpg)
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Ran into a Wampa
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Tried to catch beedrills with a plastic bag.
-
Married King Henry VIII
-
Decided to trust Hamlet with swordfighting "safety".
-
That sign stating "danger" is probably next to that pit for a reason...
-
Fell into a pit of huge spiders and webs @.@ x_x
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Ate Jefferson's Mac-n'-Cheese
-
Ran into a large dragon pack, they were not very nice
-
After the Kraft American Cheese for fun.
-
Was turned into the cheese
-
Ate a candy bar made of gummy bears.
-
Caused a great food flood XP @.@
-
Jumped into the food flood head first!
-
Just died
-
They said " Simon says" before they died so Emtile copied them
-
Tried to pretend to be a pikachu at a pikachu family reunion.
-
Was in a duel with Mr. Eaker
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7--!!!!!!!! *blam*
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Took some pills that promisted immorality........ Except it wasn't
-
Water poisoning.
See what happens when you drink 25 liters in a row?
-
Went tight rope walking but didnt realize how weak that tight rope was being it was simply paper in the shape of a rope and it was raining so they fell right away @.@
-
The situation where he landed in was so confusing, not even he knew what was going on.
Then, his mind blew. Literally.
-
They spun too fast on the merry go round and flew so far
-
died crying when I told him he could not have cake.
-
Was taken by balloon monster
-
"accidentally" got liquidefied alive.
-
Turned into a slushie after playing with a slushie ray.
-
They got abducted by aliens but was never dropped back off x_x
-
Magically gained a steel skeleton. Like, full metal.
Poisoning comes soon enough.
-
Her freeze gun backfired. Err, back-iced? Backfroze?
-
Played hot potato with a live hand grenade.
-
They tried to play baseball with bullets
-
Played minesweeper for real.
-
A jet rc plane flew right into them x_x
-
Tried to end a dance competition with three katanas.
-
Went on a jungle walk but didn't notice their food was being stolen so ended up starving. @.@
-
Tried to swim underwater in an icy lake, tried to swim to the surface and didn't find it.
-
They flew into restrictive air space and was hit by a missile :o
-
*Explodes*
Tried to place dice with sea mines.
-
They fainted while tight rope walking above volcano @.@ x_x
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Booped too hard
-
Was on a space trip when a singularity shot hit the spaceship.
Is now part of a black hole.
-
They got ran over by a bull x_x
-
Died because all the cute stored within them burst.
This is why cute things are hard to come by.
-
Someone left a banana peel at the worst spot
-
Tripped over my dead body.
(good job on that)
-
Drank too much Nuka-Cola Quantum.
Yes, that stuff can kill you.
-
Tried to make a heat ray but just ended up making a bomb
-
Got hit by a random asteroid whilst going over the Panama Canal on a rope riding a unicycle. Impressive.
-
Became a multiple paradox cat.
-
They got turned into a zombie
-
Bitten by said zombie.
-
That hunger protest took a biiit too long.
-
Stuck true to namesake and became a rock...
-
They got hit in the head by a fast turning gun barrel and broke neck. x_x
-
miscalculated the explosive force of his homemade bomb.
-
They got hit by a bumper car randomy, wonder where that came from x_x
-
Fell in a pool of molten aluminium.
-
They got splash as I fell and they fell back into the copper
-
A good ol' unexpected meteorite.
-
They started a avalanche and all snow on one side of mountain ended up on top of them
-
Bloodthirsty robot. Says enough.
-
360 no-scope
-
They accidentally walked off top of skyscraper while trying no scope while spinning x_x
-
Apparently, looks can kill.
-
They had the ability to kill like that but looked in mirror @.@
-
The pumpkin pie in your mind came to life, turrned out to be a monster and mauled you.
-
Ran into a fairy that used magic on them. Turned them into a cooke, they didnt last very long. x_x
-
Literally laughed himself to death.
-
Shapeshifted into a dolphin, but didn't complete the transformation and it was outside of the ocean.
-
Simply vanished.
-
*Disappears externally*
Tripped over an aggressive can of beans.
-
Got shotdown by a jet x_x
-
Fell into a blender during a "Will it Blend" youtube segment.
-
They got a toxic smoothie @.@ wonder what was in that
-
Ate a toxic pie. Coroner couldn't figure out what toxin it was. Something new.
-
Was flying a ship and was defeated by laser point to eye which caused them to crash x_x
-
Tried to walk across the open air and found out they were not as gravity-proof as they had originally believed.
-
Went skydiving, but some prankster put an anvil in the backpack.
-
They were on a boat with someone who only brought enough food for one. x_x
-
Thought that jumping in a falling elevator would save him.
Nope.
-
They fell through thin ice and turned into an ice cube
-
Fell in with them and drowned.
-
Ran out of snacks.
-
(Nuu why? :'( )
Fell forever.
-
Tried to dodge some projectiles, found out they could not do bullet time.
-
Tried the flying out of a firing cannon thing, but it didnt quite work out. x_x
-
Tried to play Garry's Mod with a broken player model, immediately fell through the map.
-
They ran into a much much bigger dragon, who was hungry and not so friendly x_x
-
Tried to count sheep for sleep, in a sheep pen with a sheep dog.
-
had an anime-type nosebleed.
-
Tried to pound sand with her fists, found out the sand was actually quicksand.
-
Went cliff diving and hit a rock.
-
Got hit by speedboat
-
Ran into a glass pane, it was very paneful.
-
Ate a bunch of random plants and got unlucky x_x
-
Tried to say their last words and they came true.
-
They got were flying with their survival supplies for the trip, but a bird made them drop all their food into a dense jungle below x_x starved x_x
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Tried to eat some bad food hidden in the jungle.
-
Got punched away by the largest leaf on the planet.
Can you be-leaf it?
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Went swimming in a pull but couldnt get out when ladder was removed and drowned x_x ( sims )
-
was taken from this world by divine intervention.
-
Fell in a hole.
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Died to a giant vacuum cleaner x_x
-
Tried to battle a velociraptor with a flute.
-
They went on a row boat and ended up in the middle of the ocean after falling asleep, didnt have enough water and food to get back x_x
-
Thought he could mess with dragons.
-
Tried to fight giant enemy crabs with giant enemy crabs riding upon giant enemy crabs.
-
Hoped something funny would happen if he prodded a king's cobra.
-
Tried to convince a spider queen to be vegan.
-
Got in the way of a steamroller.
-
It started to rain lava in their area x_x
-
Underestimated the difficulty of life.
-
Went on an adventure, packing just enough food for trip but they didnt realize I got into it and ate some of the food. Went hungry X3 @.@
-
Touched some spikes that were on the ground on accident, instantly jumped into the air and fell through the floor.
-
Got into a pokemon battle and sadly they dont heal like a pokemon x_x
-
Clowns.
...clowns. o_0
-
Got into a fight with clowns during a Clown Civil Rights rally against "Mimes With the Times"
-
Was overrun by a Visorak swarm.
Which basically means he got killed by a million deadly mechanical spiders.
-
They got hit by a huge icicle that was above them x_x Died instantly
-
Tried to make a clay pot out of gunpowder, it didn't spark anyone's interest except your own mortality.
-
Tried to clone himself
-
Someone locked them in Sauna and turned up the steam x_x
-
Have you ever survived a 1,000 feet drop?
I've never been in one, but he didn't.
-
They went on a quest through a time temple or at least tried to, got hit by time magic and all that was found was armor and ash. x_x
-
Stared at the sun too long and then accidentally walked off a cliff.
-
Explosions, because those look awesome.
-
Lost a battle to a small pokemon
-
Shouldn't have eaten those cookies 10 years after expiration date.
-
Got caught in an avalanche and blended in a little too well with snow to be rescued in time x-x
-
Almost a "protagonist can always get just away from danger" cliche.
-
That cave turned out to be an exhaust tunnel for a large rocket
-
(haha, Incredibles reference)
got rekt by terribly badly animated birds.
-
( indeed, and that is birdemic reference right ^^ )
They were selected to test an obviously unfinished roller coaster
-
Small rat pokemon used
F.E.A.R. method
-
Was swimming and got attacked by a seaweed monster, got tangled all up in the water x-x
-
Tried to sing with a black mamba as a microphone.
-
They fell into a pit of hot cheese x-x
-
Took a nap but never woke up.
-
Had a stranger laser accident
-
Tried to use a portal gun with the Moon.
-
Got eaten by a Piranha Plant.
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Got hit by a fire ball
-
*Sings*
Huh, you're tied to fiiirework!
I'm gonna let those cooolours burn!
I'll be sending you into, the, sky.
It will blow and it will make, you, die.
*lights the fuse and watches the blast*
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Tried to sing some Katy Perry at an AC/DC concert.
-
^ Tried to pet a wolf
-
Got hit by the world's biggest electric fly swatter x_x
-
took a nap on the edge of a cliff and dropped.
Talk about falling asleep!
-
They created a huge robot but it kinda turned against them @.@
-
kinda...?
His amount of 'being alive' matched the amount of 'berry' in strawberries.
-
Poked a fork, the fork poked back.
-
Dived into a lake and never popped back up, got caught by a cheep cheep x_x
-
Went lasergaming, with real lasers. Ouch.
-
Was too cozy for others to resist. Your craziness was tamed.
Oh, and you're a rug now.
-
Fell into a giant washing machine
-
Got killed in the restoration of a planet along with a bad guy.
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Someone set up a trip wire at the top of a huge flight of stairs, they ended up tripping down and broke neck x_x
-
Got a paint can in the face.
-
Had a huge sponge fall on top of them
-
Well, you're out of luck.
(http://atom.smasher.org/error/xp.png.php?icon=bomb&style=xp&title=Ur+ded&url=&text=&b1=Die&b2=&b3=)
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Fell into a huge vat of hot liquid chocolate @.@
-
Was like seafood to an oversized crab.
-
Hilarious comic piano crash! Key by key by key.
Why do I feel like this is connected to an other event somehow?
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I dunno, but you definitely overate on tacos.
-
Fell into sarlacc pit
-
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You can win a cookie if you get the ref.
If you get the ref, you know what happened to him.
If you know what happened to him you know why he died.
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They got went down a slide that led to a cliff @.@
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Some troll messed with the world.
-
Dududududu
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You can win a cookie if you get the ref.
If you get the ref, you know what happened to him.
If you know what happened to him you know why he died.
Bad lioness ate a bad apple (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CQ0I7S19jw)!
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He was choked by some spaghetti he tried to prepare.
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Got hit by a beehive cannon
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Brah did Awesomenss!
? couldn't handle it!
? died!
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Drank sprite, didn't realize the queen bee was in there, stung to death by hive
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Dude did stupidity!
Masterbrady7 died of laughing!
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Got so hungry and started to eat random stuff all around. Got unlucky with what they picked up evenually
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Got poke'd onto a landmine that shot them into the water.
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Fell for the old fall trap x_x
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Super deadly amusement park.
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Got bitten by a poisonous flamingo.
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Got lost in the library of Babel.
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Lended parachute to someone at the worst time
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Met the Pleasant Reaper.
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Got hit by a lava launcher
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You can't win from a wasp swarm.
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Wrote an essay about The Protestant Reformation but forgot to mention Martin Luther.
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Tried to ski down a skyscraper
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Fell down a hole and burned inside the earth.
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They accidentally broke reality
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Got chased by an angreh shark with a lawn mower!
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hugged to death
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I threw a tornado at em
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Someone used the ultimate weapon...
IT'S A CAT!
(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gannett-cdn.com%2F-mm-%2Fa5239e08529133cbccd4748c13421c657e6d82b1%2Fc%3D576-0-2172-1200%26r%3Dx408%26c%3D540x405%2Flocal%2F-%2Fmedia%2F2017%2F09%2F17%2FUSATODAY%2FUSATODAY%2F636412039914680017-LNJ-TRL2-098.jpg&f=1)
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They were Cat-Lateral damage.
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(actually, that's a pretty good pun X3)
Evil scientist.
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Got hypnotized to go insane and it wasnt stopped leading to bad consequences @.@
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Became -1000 K for reasons unknown.
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got attacked by crabs
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Mutant great white great white shark.
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Started snowing and she blent in. To complete oblivion.
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Bored to death, literally.
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Ate too much nutella
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Got struck by the ULTIMATE ultimate weapon!
Lego bricks...?
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Ran into a moving spike wall @.@
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They got murdered to death
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Thought a small pit full of cacti were huggable and leaped face first into them.
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Marmite ate her.
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Cthulhu got you
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All-out war.
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fell into a volcano
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LEEROY JENKINS!
He finally had his 34.33 repeating.
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Got caught in a super sandstorm
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1,000- foot- drop.
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Went for a swim and was thrown back onto land by a strong water spout x_x
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Was crushed by a monstrous pile of cotton.
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Couldn't defeat GLaDOS in time and died from neurotoxin x_x
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Had some very poor circulation.
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Died from fall damage after escaping a monster @.@
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Was run over by a tank.
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Got in the middle of a intense pokemon battle
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Didn't get rid of "it" soon enough.
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Dropped a box of Nitroglycerin and exploded
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Just died. Nothing special. Just was walking down the street then up 'n' died.
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Was caught by a huge bird @.@
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Spontaneously fell through the ground.
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No-clipped through the planet into space.
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Tried to use troll physics, but it retaliated.
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Used troll physics but something got krakened and it touched, causing several points in her body to be stretched towards the very ends of the universe.
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Random space rock fell on them
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(Ah i don't dare to kill you here... i have to <3 )
Got run over by a really fast car... with wheels the ones in my era lacks, a round object to... run people over with :3
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Had a broken time machine @.@
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(Wow, a way to go trust me iv'e seen that <3 )
? Was slain by creeper!
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By the writings of HP. Lovecraft, his death was so unfathomable and unimaginablely horrible that I couldn't describe it here. XD
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Simply ran out of foood @.@
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There was a sudden singularity for a split second.
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The stepped onto a random launch pad and was launched high into the sky then came right back down x_x
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His reality became much darker and he fell down the stairs.
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They waged war against the sun and actually eventually won but it didn't exactly end too well for them.
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Slipped on an ice cube, broke neck.
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Tried playing hot potato with a grenade.
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Caused the apocalypse by pressing buttons.
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Didn't land on her paws.
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Got attacked by a Yeti
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Got eaten by a Yangoose.
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Death by throwing cards
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Glass cards!
You can shuffle the cards, but the deck cuts you.
P.S. not practical.
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Here, catch this totally-not-dangerous kitchen knife!
...Oops.
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You wanna play catch the bullet?
...Hey look, you caught it!
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Became the next Timothy Treadwell.
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Was killed by a brick falling from four stories high.
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Tried to do a stunt in an airplane and couldn't pull up in time.
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It was so stupid and silly it would be too embarrassing to put in this post.
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Stepped on a Lego brick on each foot.
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I'm pretty sure that's not inherently deadly.
Died by wish.
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Complained that stepping on a Lego on both feet wasn't lethal enough so the Danish planted a special Lego landmine in their bedroom...
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SWORDS! And it was AWESOME!
Why?
Because SWORDS, of course!
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Pressed the small green button.
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Went sand boarding on quick sand
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Took a deep breath and floated away like a balloon. Physics nowadays...
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Forgot to feed fuzzy.
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Tried to swim in lava
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Was eaten by a crocodile.
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They crushed by a rolling boulder
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A doorway posed as portal to the land of the dead, without way back.
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Someone left soap on the floor next to an cliff, they kinda slipped on the soap. @.@
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The moment when you get assassinated...
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They got lost in a huge maze, didn't bring any supplies before entering it.
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Was cursed for all eternity.
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Got defeated in a duel @.@
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Brought a dagger to a swordfight.
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Tried to join a pokemon battle without any powers nor the ability to be revived @.@
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Got banished to the not-so-real-reality.
Wait a minute...
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They got caught in an avalanche
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Swan attack!
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Got hit by a pirate ship
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Was working on a marine navigation radar but it accidentally switched on and started broadcasting.
Then the antenna started spinning and knocked them off the mast.
Then they got ran over by the ship.
And minced by it's propeller.
And eating by a shark, for good measure.
(But don't worry tho, it was only a dream)
When they woke up, however, there was a fire... :I
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Died while trying to win a doughnut eating contest but a doughnut got lodged in the throat.
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Got hit by a jet powered rc plane x_x
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Their life was fastforwarded to their 200th life year.
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Used her ultra-secret top-of-the-line very useful supah powah!
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Dissipated in the atmosphere.
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They ran into a group of zombies
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Was crushed by whoopee cushions.
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They fell into a really really deep well
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Roshan.
(https://img04.deviantart.net/96fe/i/2013/293/a/2/dota_2_roshan_by_d_k0d3-d4ys8u8.png)
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Went mad and started to batte everyone in sight eventually running in someone much more powerful @.@
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Jumped into a pool of acid
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Thought they could fly but was sadly mistaken.
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Was eaten by 3.2 sharks
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Ate one too many slices of pumpkin pie.
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Got hit with a snowball!
...It was radioactive snow!
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He blew up.
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They ran into a swarm of hornets
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Imploded and turned into a BOP IT EXTREME game titled BOOP IT
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The glasses didn't fit.
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Scored 99.99% on the "100% or death" quiz.
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Got hit by roller coaster
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21.7% insanity.
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Fell into a giant fryer x_x
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Banished into an alternate alternate universe.
No, that's not a grammar mistake.
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Got nullified by being slipped between this reality and the next, where she got destroyed.
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They got steamed to death x_x
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Got transformed into a milk bottle!
An empty milk bottle...
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So, it sounds really stupid, but the whole thing was kind of my fault.
So, a really long story but here's how it happened:
A period in a really long time ago, from 1989 until 1994 to be precise, I had this really nice '89 Honda Prelude. It was the most reliable, well-built car I ever owned, which is saying a lot, because I have owned four Lexii. However, there were two problems with the car. One, it was slow. It had the biggest engine you could get in a Honda, but the automatic tranny made it a snail-mobile. Two, I couldn't take it out of my garage without someone getting mad and flipping me off. I guess it was the appearance of the car -- it was fire-engine red, with an aftermarket wing, tinted windows, custom wheels & tires, $3000 worth of stereo, and a license plate which bore my actual first name. Change lanes? Get flipped off. Merge into traffic? Get flipped off. Run a yellow light? Get flipped off. It became tiresome.
Anyway, one day in 1991, I was driving to work. I was patiently waiting for my turn to use the on-ramp when some type-A jerk in a gold Mercedes sedan decides HE'S not going to wait, he needs to cut into the line NOW, and furthermore, I'm the guy who's going to let him in line in front of me. Sorry, Charlie, no such luck. The guy behind me lets him cut in though, so now the guy is PISSED and he's behind me. Once on the freeway, I change to the left lane, and Mr. Dickhead in the Merc has already changed lanes and is RIGHT BEHIND ME and now he's really pissed because of course I pulled into the left lane right in front of him, winning our little race in a cheesy Honda although he's got Teutonic iron that I am supposed to respect and even be intimidated by.
So this moron FOLLOWS ME ALL THE WAY TO WORK. Once I park, he pops out of his Merc. The guy is big, and in his forties. He stands over top of my car as I climb out, briefcase in hand. I figure the guy is going to take a swing at me, but no! He decides to joust with me verbally. Heh. As you might expect, everything he says gets shoved right back in his face with an offensively flippant remark as I walk to the little shop where I still work to this day. Finally realizing that I am not intimidated, he heads back for his car, but before climbing in, he makes some derogatory schoolyard remark about my nose (!) that I haven't heard since the 10th grade (remember this guy is in his FORTIES). As I open the door to the shop and step inside, I say "Wah! Sore loser."
So NOW the asshole is REALLY PISSED. He walks into the shop, asks if I'm the owner. No. He wants to talk to the owner. By now, Fred (the boss) is already coming out of his office. Mr. Dickhead tries to convince Fred that I am a reckless driver, but Fred responds by telling the guy to get the **censor** out of here. The guy calls Fred a few choice names and leaves, madder than ever. Fred and I have a good laugh over it, recalling that the guy (for whatever reason) told Fred that he is "in the bail bonds business" during the course of their argument. So we look up "bail bonds" in the phone book and sure enough, the guy's name (Jim French) and picture are all over the yellow pages! Turns out he owns the biggest bail bonds business in the town I live in, and has about 3 or 4 solid pages of ads in the phone book! We laugh our asses off at this.
Then, a few months later, in the local paper:
James Robert French, 47, of 8708 N.W. Lakecrest Ave., is to appear for arraignment this morning for SEVEN and is wanted in California for another two charges. The alleged victims in both Washington and California are close relatives. French, who owns Clark County Bail Bonds, allegedly assaulted the victim over a five-year period.
I sure hope he can find some bail bonds.
The following article appeared in the Portland, Oregon Oregonian on November 17, 1995:
VANCOUVER, Wash. - A fugitive warrant has been issued for James R. French, who was convicted Tuesday in Clark County Superior Court of French, 47, had been free on bail pending sentencing, which had been scheduled for Thursday. He owns Clark County Bail Bonds and similar businesses in six other states.
Rod Frederiksen, Vancouver police chief, said sources told authorities that French was headed to Mexico or Arizona. He reportedly was traveling alone. French is described as 6 feet 6 inches, 250 pounds, with blue eyes and brown hair. He may be driving a white Land Rover, a gold Mercedes or a 1995 Mitsubishi Quest minivan.
A later report mentioned that he always carries a gun.
This asshole was finally caught after eight years in Mexico. Note the following paragraph that appeared in the Vancouver, WA Columbian on October 15, 2003:
"Clark County Sheriff's Sgt. Dave Trimble said acquaintances of French's in Mexico grew suspicious of French -- Trimble didn't know why -- and started checking into his background. They traced French back to Clark County and alerted both the sheriff's office and the Vancouver office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
A couple of months ago, a reader wrote me to ask if Unspeakably Stupid The Angry Bail Bondsman, was really true. She had tried to find out more about Jim French by looking up his name (James R. French) on the search engines, and came up with nothing. I tried it myself, and sure enough, the case was so old that there was virtually nothing about him anywhere on the Web -- except this page right here, which has always included the attractive mug shot above.
I am wondering if this website helped his acquaintances in Mexico trace him back to Clark County and the fact that he was on the lam.
THAT would be sweet.
Think of me when your new roommate is making sweet love to your hiney, Jim! And let's take it easy on the road rage next time, assuming you can still get a license when you're 80 years old.
French faced as long as 23 years in prison, and his sentencing was set for three days later.
Judge Roger A. Bennett allowed French out on $75,000 bail to complete personal business, believing his ties to the community would ensure his appearance for sentencing. French, who had a 15-year-old son, surrendered his passport and promised to deliver a property bond for his Lakeshore Hills home.
When he failed to show up for sentencing, Bennett issued an arrest warrant.
"I've never had anybody with the local ties and assets that he has split," Bennett said at the time.
French apparently was closing a deal to sell his company during the trial. He sold his interest in Pioneer Bail Bonds Inc., the holding corporation for Clark County Bail Bonds and other bail-bonding operations he started in California, Arizona, Idaho, Utah, Michigan and Ohio.
The business made French wealthy. A November 1992 financial statement showed he had a net worth of more than $1.4 million. His former wife testified that he kept $350,000 to $500,000 in an easily accessible bail fund.
French, however, likely will not be fined in connection with his 1995 conviction. State law provides for a fine of as much as $50,000 for each count, but in an October letter to the U.S. Department of Justice, Bennett said he won't impose a fine.
"For purposes of accomplishing this extradition, I will commit to imposing no fine against Mr. French in this case," Bennett wrote.
Bennett has since removed himself from the case and it has been reassigned to Judge Edwin L. Poyfair.
French's attorney, Sheryl McCloud of Seattle, asked for a more lenient sentence, saying it could be the difference between punishment and a death sentence for her ailing client.
"I ask this court to consider . . . a man who at age 57 is in deteriorating health physically and mentally, who has a complete background, not just a criminal background."
She did not elaborate on his condition.
McCloud also pointed to letters of support from friends and family, and referred to two of French's adult children in the courtroom who still "stand by him," she said.
Shackled at the ankles with five custody officers watching him, French, who consistently has maintained his innocence, stood and apologized.
"I am sorry," he said, in a quiet, shaky voice. "I am sorry."
Poyfair, however, was not lenient. Given the option of between 149 and 198 months, he gave French 192, with credit for his nearly two years served in Mexico and the United States.
"You have taken away a lot from this child, now a young lady," Poyfair said. "You have caused great scarring . . . for your whole family. This court cannot give the least bit of tolerance."
The sentence options could have been longer, but Mexico, as part of its agreement to extradite French to the United States, said he could not be punished for bail jumping.
Back in the early '80s (remember those?), I used to work for a chain of print shops in Oregon & Washington called "PrintRight", now known as LaserQuick. PrintRight had about 29 shops back then, and a skilled "Offset Operator" like myself could work in just about any location he chose. (Getting paid decent money, now that's another story.)
After a particularly bad experience working for an incredibly incompetent manager at a PrintRight at a mall, something possessed me to transfer to one of their many locations in downtown Portland. Actually, what happened at the mall was I had this irresponsible idiot chick manager and I ended up running the shop myself. One day, after I had just chewed her out again, she walked into the back of the shop and just fainted dead away. Had to go to the hospital and everything. She lost the shop about two days later, two execs walked in and took it away from her. Practically another Unspeakably Stupid Story on its own. Anyway...
Downtown Portland could be a little scary, there were lots of homeless panhandlers and people talking to themselves walking around. Also, Portland is well-known for its near-total lack of competent law enforcement. I had to park five **censor** blocks away, so I got panhandled on a daily basis as well as the occasional confrontation with the shopping-cart and bag ladies.
Not surprisingly, some of this human effluvia, and those prone to its influence, entered our shop regularly. We had a couple of very interesting customers who came in regularly to make copies. One was a large, filthy woman who wore a huge, heavy coat in all weather. Fine with me, except... THE COAT SMELLED JUST LIKE CAT URINE. Ours was a very small shop, and the place would fill with the odor of cat piss seconds after her arrival. Eventually, my boss, Mike, got around to asking her why she was making so many copies. She told him she was trying to win the Nobel Prize for Medicine.
But nothing tops the bad-customer story of a strange little man we will call El Hombre. El Hombre stood about 5' 6", appeared to be of Central or South American descent, had greasy black hair parted on the side, appeared to be about 40, and always wore these thick leather gloves, which he would sometimes gesture with, while putting them on, after he was finished making copies.
El Hombre could NOT be taught how to use the copiers no matter HOW many times my boss, Mike, would show him. He also tore up copy after copy after copy, sometimes standing there and shredding 90 out of 100 copies he'd made, and dumping them in the trash. But El Hombre's most annoying quirk was snapping at the other copier users. We only had two copiers, and sometimes someone who needed just one copy would ask to cut in on a person who had a whole stack. Well, El Hombre always had a stack. When any one would ask to cut in, he'd snarl loudly, "NO! And stop trying to read my copies!"
Well, the first time Mike and I heard that, you can bet we were running for the trash can the second El Hombre was out the door. We got out the old Scotch tape and put together some very interesting nonsense, including a letter addressed to then-Presidential candidate John Anderson, in which El Hombre expressed being so concerned with the state of the country that he was going to go off in the woods of Montana and blow his own head off with a shotgun. There were also incomprehensible ramblings about drugs and Central America (El Salvador was a big issue at the time).
Another El Hombre letter of his we taped back together told a story about him getting questioned by a couple of cops while just walking down the street one night, and giving them so much unnecessary shit they wound up arresting him and taking him to jail.
Anyway, this nut was just agitated all the time. He came in about a dozen times, until Mike finally came down on him about being rude to the other customers. El Hombre blew up and started yelling and we nearly had to physically throw him out the door. He vowed never to return, and we were thankful.
Then, about two weeks later, he shows up again. Looking very calm. He apologizes to Mike, and explains that he was now back on his medication and everything would be fine from now on. And would Mike please, just one last time, show El Hombre how to use the copier? Mike showed him, and El Hombre thanked him politely. A female customer came in, and El Hombre, spotting the single document in the woman's hand, offered to let her cut in to make her copy! She did this as Mike and I looked at each other in utter amazement. He tore up nothing, politely paid, thanked us and left!
Another week passes, and El Hombre shows up again. This time, he is not quite so polite as he asks Mike to show him how to run the copier, but after Mike shows him, El Hombre thanks him as his copies begin to come out. "Oh, and by the way," he asks Mike, "could you call me an ambulance? I've been stabbed". Mike walks back to where I'm printing. "This guy wants me to call him an ambulance, he says he's been stabbed." I roll my eyes, visions of finally having to physically throw him out onto the street filling my head. Mike walks back up front, where El Hombre eventually convinces him to call an ambulance. Mike dials 911, and of course the dispatcher wants to know if there's an assailant still around, did he see anything, etc. El Hombre rips the phone from Mike's hand and yells "He doesn't have to answer that! You just send the **censor** ambulance, god damn it!"
So then El Hombre steps outside, and begins pacing back and forth on the sidewalk in front of the shop, waiting for the ambulance. The first thing to arrive is a news crew from the local ABC affiliate. They go to work trying to interview him. Then two cop cars show up. Then two ambulances and three more cop cars. A crowd forms.
Finally, one of the ambulance guys takes off El Hombre's shirt, revealing a four-inch stab wound in his abdomen! By now, the news crew is interviewing Mike and I'm still inside the shop watching it all. In the middle of this, nobody notices El Hombre slip away. He comes back into the shop, shreds his copies, leaves and gets in the ambulance!
We never saw him again.
Oh, and Michens slipped on a banana peel and feel into a pit of angry snakes, that's really all there was to it...
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Thats... i... give up :3 you... you can kill me now however horror might be my end :3
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A solid lead bowling ball.
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Got thrown down the death pit x_x
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Got attacked by a flurry of sentient super-sharp angry magic swords that can shoot lasers and plasma beams out of their tips. No chance, no chance at all...
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Was snorkelling but got honked by a friendly submarine...
The pressure wave from the submarine's "honk" (being a sonar ping) caused his lungs to collapse... :/
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Went down the drain
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Got punched in the face...
10,000 times.
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Couldnt find any food and simply starved @.@
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Did the welder's trick for a quick wakeup but turned to wrong gas valve... :/
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It was time to kick butt and chew bubble gum....... And you had plenty of gum........
Your head exploded from confusion 😁
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walked infront of an A-10 thunderbolt II during a firing test, reguardless looked like swiss cheese afterwards.
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Died for no reason at all.
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Randomly started to rain knives while they were outside x_x
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Posted in this thread.
...What?
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They got deleted
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Dragons, because dragons are awesome.
Why are they awesome?
BECAUSE THEY'RE DRAGONS, of course!
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Someone ate her tongue.
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Kicked a mini nuke
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Knew Zoom by Tim Allen...
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Nothing happened.
Nobody knows why it killed him.
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Got launched into space without a space suit
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Someone performed the perfect murder on him and got away with it.
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They hit by a bullet train
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Ever wondered what 1m DPS feels like?
He knows now.
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Was it a bird? Was it a plane? No, it was a dust particle.
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Lightning struck on clear day!
Well, that's what you get for standing next to a magician on a robbing spree.
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Got buried under rocks while going up mountain
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A marble hit him at sonic speed.
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They got frozen by snow people
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Fell from the bridge to Ta-Koro.
...I didn't mention it crosses a lava river?
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Ran into the laser fence
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Fell off a big bird while flying on it.
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Got swarmed by angry birds
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There was one night wherein I didn't save their life.
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They forgot the code . . . . to get out of safe they were in @.@
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Fell in a grumblastionerysling.
What that is? I have no idea, but it was deadly.
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Fell into a vat of glue
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Some thing thinged him, and things happened to things, which thinged another thing, which then killed him.
It was very complicated, OK?
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They fell into a time portal and was aged into dust x_x
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Stood in the fireline of a death wave.
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Joined a pokemon battle as one of the pokemons @.@
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There was a loud boom...
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. . . which they caused x_x
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Ate an explosive carrot cake...
Ouch...
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Got hit by a death laser @.@
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Died. X-X
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Crashed rowboat into cargo ship
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He probably shouldn't have pressed that button.
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Frying pan attack
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Ah, a death by the good ol' boxing-glove-on-a-spring-in-a-box trap. It'll always remain a classic.
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There was always a bigger fish, too bad they didnt realize earlier @.@
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Died the boring way.
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Instantly died when a random icicle fell on their head x_x
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War broke out.
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Got pushed into a pool of oil
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Got a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs (Vikavolt).
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Tried to fight a tornado
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Congratulations, Huh! Your'e the first person who managed to travel at light speed!
...
Huh? Are you alright? Huuuh?
...Well I'll be d-
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They didn't impress the Queen and lost head for it x_x harsh
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It was a hole. And it was black.
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Someone literally stole their heart
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No, poeple can't fight the moon.
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They died to a headcrab x_x.
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Pretended to be an american football.
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Tried to swim in that sludge in the testing chambers
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Wasn't prepared for a boss fight.
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They got caught by a huuge vacuum cleaner
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HADOUKEN *bwoom!*
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Got crushed by a run away giant bowling ball
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Had a day like any other.
...How'd that kill him, you ask?
That's the mystery of that day...
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Extreme bumped cars to the death and they didn't have a bumper to start x_x
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Couldn't live on a cookie-only diet.
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Fell into really cold water and was instantly frozen x_x
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Went full force into a blackhole
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They got thrown into brower's arena
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Got pushed into boiling hot ice cream!
Uh... :S
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He was crushed by whoopee cushions(?)!
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They tried to catch a train by jumping in front
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Cactus hammers. No idea who came up with that idea.
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They got caught by a sky fisherman, got hooked and brought right to space
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Laser T-rexes.
Because... awesomeness.
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Tried to juggle hammers and died when one hit them in the head x_x
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Mad science gone wrong.
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Got hit by a Komodo dragon, bited got infected x_x
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Evaporated. Now a huge mess.
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Tried to make a home made nuclear reaction, but died from radiation
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Zombies.
Because... cliches.
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They ran into a hidden spike wall while running x_x
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Glass doors.
Those things are DANGEROUS!
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Got abducted by aliens, they weren't concerned with keeping them alive x_x
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Got destroyed by imagination beings.
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Got hundreds of beehives thrown at them @.@
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Swallowed a Muk. Yeach!
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Got attacked by ten dittos @.@
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was hit to hard with an evolution stone
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Picked a fight with a huge stone golem.
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Got caught in a twister and thrown into the sky
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Tripped on a rock.
On the edge of a cliff.
Above a lava river.
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They tried to feed the sharks, they did but not the way they planned to x_x
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He got the shot, but not in the way he wanted to.
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Random table > ノ┬─┬ノ︵ ( \o°o)\ < Anna
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Tried to go for beach swim during hurricane
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Was hit by lightning exactly 47 times.
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They had a bear fall on them
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Pacman came along.
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Imprisoned inside one of those fast-freezing snowmen.
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Ran into a large swarm of angery chickens x_x
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Mario jumped on them
-
Lost a bowser fight and fell in lava x-x
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Hugged by Snorlax.
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They were behind the snorlax when it fell back x-x
-
Stepped on a hidden spike.
-
Left their food supplies behind when going to a long trip, just remember half way into trip and starved x_x
-
Was cursed to keep dying for all eternity.
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Inhaled too much confetti at a party event
-
Mane caught on fire from a candle
-
Posted in this thread.
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Died from waiting without eating or drinking
-
Went bankrupt.
...
...That doesn't kill you?
Well, it does if it means you spent literally all your money to this lost business...
-
They tried attempted to rob the bank and got shot in the process. x_x
-
Fell in to a spike pit.
-
Tried to build a nuclear rocket car
exploded x_x
-
^ tried to watch the neverending story, couldn't finish it-died
-
^ tried to watch the neverending story, couldn't finish it-died
^Tripped on his last piece of art an fell down the stairs.
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^ tried to watch the neverending story, couldn't finish it-died
^Tripped on his last piece of art an fell down the stairs.
^ was killed tragically by the mini golf's windmill
-
Got poisoned tea @.@
-
Entered the house with the front door, causing the security system to make the floor raise under him.
-
They tried to swim in the toxic sludge in the test chamber x-x
-
Fell in some di-hydrogen mono-oxide.
-
Got attacked by laser sharks x_x
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^ somehow draped themselves in Saran Wrap while preparing lunch, died tragically
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^ somehow draped themselves in Saran Wrap while preparing lunch, died tragically
drew art for 76 hours straight no food no drink no bahtroom breaks... died of Dehydration D:
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^ somehow draped themselves in Saran Wrap while preparing lunch, died tragically
drew art for 76 hours straight no food no drink no bahtroom breaks... died of Dehydration D:
^ was crushed by a 75-foot tall Taco Bell sign during a tornado chase x_x
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Tried to surf in a volcano :o
-
^ died fleeing from Japanese tourists; accidentally hung himself in a tree with his lanyard "they never stopped taking pictures"- D:
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Death by evaporation.
It was *way* more gross than in the movies.
-
Got trapped in a washing machine
-
Was shot by a hunter.
-
Order 66
-
Got too much vanilla
-
It was a veeeery local hailstorm with stones as big as cars.
-
Starved when I stole their food
-
Got to spend Bill Gates' money, bought too much food and died of overeating.
-
Flew right into a glass window @.@
-
Mistook a Garchomp's tail for a chew toy!
-
Got attacked by a jet
-
Was squished by a thwomp.
...What do you mean, wrong franchise?
-
accidentally hung themself trying to hang uChristmas lights on the roof x(
-
Got shot by an ornament cannon
-
The christmas tree fell on him.
-
flew into a huge sticky bug trap and couldnt escape
-
Got overrun by a steamroller.
-
Got shot down by a large group of hunters
-
They mistook a moving car as a slice of pie.
-
had a time travel accident, tried to use a time machine while in the middle of using another time machine. XP nobody knows what happen but it couldn't have been good
-
Alien attack!
-
Flew into a group of bird hunters
-
Got struck by a death ray.
-
Got dropped off in space to build a space station but forgot the space suit
-
Became trapped in a cave.
-
They lost a battle to a huge angry fox XP
-
Got pecked by an oversized ostrich.
-
Went on an adventure and I ate all the food so they starved :P
-
Aaaaand in came the aeroplane.
-
Got into a battle while crossing the tall grass and never came out
-
I tried to capture the evee in a poke ball but the poke ball was defective :pout:
-
Was taken away by a giant Drifloon :o
-
Aaaaand in came the meteorite.
-
It wasn't actually a meteorite, but a pulsar with like 3 solar masses in about a 100 kilometers diameter, and it's tidal forces pulled the Earth right down on to it with so much force that a cloud of material got shot outwards again, which is coincidentally what they call a Nova.
-
They got caught a grenade and didnt drop it in time x_x
-
Apparently, the sun can supernova.
-
Got turned into a fancy dinner x_x
-
Apparently, his house can volcano.
-
Lit a candle that turns out to be a fuse to a huge bomb
-
Apparently, the sidewalk is littered in landmines.
-
Flew into a tornado
-
Apparently... Um...
No, never mind. Way too gory.
-
Got swarmed by chickens before they could take off
-
Used a mini nuke at point blank range.
-
Ate poison bird seed
-
Some weird accident involving an angry sailor, a table, tap dancing, a blue-winged goose and sad violin music.
-
Got stuck to a cold pole when they licked it @.@
-
I don't know what happened, but somehow a single grain of sand killed him.
-
Got locked into a fallout shelter. Ran out of water.
-
Git hit by a small airplane while on a picnic
-
Protip: don't swim in geysers.
-
A LEGO shark came to life and bit his wing off...
-
Died from the insane stupidity that is found in this thread.
-
Tied their wings tied and jumped off a cliff to show off escape skills . . . didnt fly back up x_x
-
Got in a fight with a plant monster while picking flowers.
-
They went camping and grabbed a parachute instead of their bag with all the food for their cave trip.
-
Fell into the giant town cauldron at the annual "mystery stew" festival.
-
Was chopped in half during an argument with a lumberjack.
-
FLew in an ice storm and was frozen. Everyone just though they were a fancy statue until the ice thawed
-
Touched an anti-matter him.
-
Got their head stuck in a bottle
-
Got so angry they exploderated.
Yes, Fayam, I know it's not a real world. Don't mention it, or else...
-
Simply got crushed in an avalanche :P
-
Ran into an evil frosty the snow man
-
Made an “oof” in roblox and spontaneously combusted. XD
-
Didnt pack food for super long half like cave trip @.@
-
Charizard attack XD
-
Got caught by giant slime monster :o
-
Couldn't handle two evolution stones at the same time
-
Turned to silver and couldnt handle the shiny (i really dont know)
-
Was jumping on a trampoline. The trampoline took revenge.
-
Was experimenting in a chemistry class and something terrible happened
-
Got buried in limes
-
Got so angry they exploderated.
Yes, Fayam, I know it's not a real world. Don't mention it, or else...
Got cemented into a wall.
(P.S. Michen, 'Exploderated' is not a made-up world. It's a made-up word. #grammarnazi)
-
Got blown up by a group of spelling terrorists, the grammar police's worst enemy.
-
grammar took revenge. XD
-
They stepped through the elevator doors and fell because the actual elevator wasn't there
-
Shrunk infinitely.
-
Ended up in a pokemon battle but they didn't recover like pokemon do in show XP
-
Devolved into nothing! XD
-
Tried to kick out a cobra from their hiding hole
-
Turned into a computer and crashed!
-
Turned into a waffle and was left outside
-
I love waffles! ^_^
Turned into a cheeseburger and was eaten
-
They didn't read the warning label
-
Was impaled by sewing needle.
-
They tried to to run through an electric fence
-
was born from the sun
-
Stood next to an exploding star
-
Tried unsuccessfully to kill a zombie.
-
Fell into an old well
-
Fell and could not get up.
-
Got locked in a freezer
-
Stood next to a nuclear bomb as it went off.
-
Didnt bring enough food for the journey
-
Well, household accidents happen.
-
Tried to eat mid flight and choked
-
Was sucked into a black hole.
-
Went hunting but didn't realize they were being hunted them self
-
Got banished to the no cookie world and died of withdrawal
-
It started raining axes
-
0.0 they look like mine!
Got attacked by a random umbreon
-
They tried to become a lime and it worked :o but didn't end well
-
was mistaken for a chicken and slaughtered, then eaten.
-
Tried on a box and fell down the world's longest stairs
-
Got hit by a random penny falling from a skyscraper. When he looked up, he saw it was being followed by a random fridge.
-
Flew into a laser beam
-
believed the earth is flat and jumped off the side
-
had too many dead memes for bekfast (see what i did there)
-
They ran into a super frog
-
Didn't buy life insurance. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
-
Forgot the refuel their plane
-
An unfriendly wolf found them
-
was eaten... BY ME!!!!!! >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3
-
Got food poisoning XP
-
was eaten by a ravage Winged Zephyr.
-
Tried to build a sand castle on top of the quicksand pit
-
died of boredom at school
-
Tried to fly a spaceship to the sun
-
tried spongebobs laugh for the first time.
-
Left all their space food at home during a space trip
-
got dizzy while breakdancing @.@
-
Tripped to ice skate on a thin ice lake, got turned into an ice cube
-
said a swear word in a christian minecraft server
-
got into first pokemon battle XP
-
Bit into a california ghost pepper
-
Tried swimming across the ocean
-
tried swimming in lava (minecraft refrence)
-
Tried to hug a creeper
-
looked at an enderman
-
Got stuck inside the ground
-
shot by a skeleton (minecraft deaths 101)
-
Ran into a deathclaw
-
stepped on a lego barefooted XD
-
Was completely fine.
Until he wasn't, because he died.
What happened will always remain a mystery.
-
flew into a tree
-
Tried to build their own rocket launcher
-
Nommed on explosive pie
-
Tried to fly with not so magic broom
-
Couldn't handle the pressure of being a Pokémon.
-
Got blown into space by a giant fan
-
was eaten by a not-so extinct dinosaur.
-
got sucked into a vacuum
-
I'm to big to be sucked into a vacuum, but you aren't!
-
Had a space ship land on them
-
had a planet land on them.
-
Turned to smoke and got sucked into a machine which didn't let them out
-
Played with candy too much and became the candy.
-
Didn't come out of bed for too long, exploded from the overload of physical energy his body built up because of it.
-
Tried to jump over a helicopter x_x
-
tried to eat the worlds largest piece of chocolate, they succeeded, but...
-
Tried to sleep inside washing machine untill it was turned on
-
@.@ when will thhe wwoorrld stop ssppinninng?
Had a hit and run with the Thanos car.
-
Try tried the old getting shot out of the cannon trick with . . . . the Schwere Gustva :o
-
Got amnesia.
-
Randomly had a space ship land on them
-
Believed the earth was flat and stepped off.
-
Tried to use the universe's largest microwave
-
Moved to Alderan 5 minutes before it blew up.
-
Landed on krypton 1 second before it blew up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60zcX3GijYQ
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Got sucked into huge fan
-
was bitten by a not so friendly snake.
-
Signed their own name in a deathnote
-
Wow, footballs are a lot more vicious than they seem.
-
Tried to fight a swarm of killer bees
-
They gave up on life. :(
-
( hopefully I can avoid that TvT )
Tried to use a bed sheet as a parachute
-
(That has been proven to work.)
OOFed in real life!
-
Tried to ski down the rocky mountain and tripped
-
That would be me. ;)
Used too many emoji's and became one.
-
They lost a tournament in second place, got a second place trophy but it was a tournament to the death so didn't matter XP
-
Their plan backfired.
Literally.
In their face.
Ouch.
-
Got hit by giant bowling ball
-
death by Ultra-balls!
-
Refrigerator fell on them
-
Someone shot their shadow.
-
Slashed by a zangoose x_x
-
(Wait wouldn't that be Maverick/Noriko the zangoose?)
Shaggy used more than 1% of his power on you.
-
( just a random zangoose )
Got zapped by a raichu
-
Zapped by Zekrom
-
They got all rusty and broke down
-
(0.0 thats actually the worst thing to happen to an animatronic)
Burned by Reshiram
-
underestimated the pichu
-
(OH NOES XD)
played a horror game and got scared out of their life
-
Tried to build a rocket ship but accidentally made the world's biggest bomb @.@
-
*oooooooooooffff*
picked a fight with charizard
-
Someone tried to use a pokeball on them and it didnt go well
-
Annihalated by explosion!
-
Factory accident x_x ended up in a can
-
Eaten by a stereotypical big bad wolf.
-
Got shot down by a spitfire
-
Turned into a breadcrumb by sheer chance.
-
Went up up up the chimney, like smoke...
-
Got hit by a boat
-
Just died.
-
Fell into a shark tank
-
The hot chocolate was a swamp monster all along!
-
Kava monster accidentally fell on them
-
Was killed in an "accident".
-
Didnt have enough health for boss battle
-
Robot unicorn attack.
-
Someone hid poison spikes under the sidewalk.
-
Ate rocks instead of seeds
-
Stealth Rock + spikes + toxic spikes trap!
-
didn't have enough mana for the healing spell
-
used a move that had a type disadvantage
-
Sleepwalked off of a flag pole...
-
Ran into a deadly sentiant plant monster
-
didnt sub to pewdiepie
-
Tried to catch a t rex with a butterfly net
-
ran out of stamina to run from the giant
-
Had all his colour drained.
Somehow.
-
Got wings caught in a fishing net while trying to find underwater treasure
-
Was eaten alive by aliens from Neptune.
-
Tried to fly throug hurricane
-
Ate one piece of pumpkin pie too many.
-
Someone made them into cake
-
Done goofed.
-
Was too late in throwing the bomb
-
Cooked the frag too long (sorry if its copying you ? i just got this idea)
-
( don't worry about that : P )
Tried to fight all the birds in the world
-
Got hit by spikes thrown by a cliff.
Don't ask.
-
overestimated the bounciness of their bed
-
stepped on an enchented banana peel, after which he fell up, away from any gravitational field.
-
Ran into a much bigger angry bird
-
A gazillion full of orcs.
-
hit by a train
-
(I like trains.)
The monster under the bed got them!
-
hit by a plane
-
Tried to jump over a helicopter x_x
-
hit by a truck
-
Deadly pokemon battle @.@
-
(oh my god XD)
Won too many staring contests
with endermen XD
-
Fell in an abyss of dark, empty nothingness.
-
Got hit by a flying bus
-
Chopped down a chorus plant that grows anvils
-
Tried to win a duel but underestimated smaller opponent x_x
-
Found the Holy Grail of Poison.
-
Built a wooden house to live in over a volcano
-
Simply stopped existing.
-
Was the first to fly into a black hole
-
Was hit by 10 simultaneous death rays.
-
Drank a random potion the turned out to be exploding potion
-
Tried to hug a creeper
-
Squished by mini pickles. And then ran over by the battle-bus.
Post Merge: April 21, 2019, 02:31:31 AM
Said to a gamer: "I play clash of clans I gamer!"
-
Suddenly, cars attack, flying straight for you with reckless abandon!
You didn’t survive the carpocalypse.
-
There's not much water out in the wastes... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upbu3K1cwnI)
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Stop! You violated the law! (https://youtu.be/My0lzMuNcHI)
Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!
Go to Jail
> Resist Arrest
Pay Gold
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
-
Tried walking between a door. The universe didn't agree with those physics.
-
Hitched a ride to heaven via giant. (https://youtu.be/AbiTODVXMro)
How’s that for physics?
-
The music she listened to was so good, her head exploded when the notes hit her ear!
-
J.K. Rowling willed you out of existence. (https://youtu.be/blgvslrfYV8)
-
Said "Heck" on my christian Minecraft server and was introduced to Flame I, Sharpness V, and Bane of Anthropodis II.
-
A giant lime fell on them
-
Error 404: User nor found
-
Tried to cuddle an angry polar bear
-
You somehow found yourself in the fourth dimension. Your brain couldn’t handle it.
-
Was erased from existence and history by a secret group of government officials.
-
You forgot how annoying cliff racers were, you n’wah. (https://youtu.be/YgwG-PqmRzU)
-
Fell into a vat of mustard
-
Was introduced to a Nether portal
-
Spontaneously turned into a pile of bones.
-
Got caught by a giant angry cat
-
Apparently, sidewalk tiles can landmine.
-
Thought clouds were solid
-
Was locked in a freezer and turned into a giant ice cube
-
(that happened to all of us....Because its the “furry” “FREEZER” XD )
Ran into a pokemon that was 20 times their level.
-
Forgot to pack a lunch for their journey or any food at all
-
Danced until he didn't exist.
-
Got into a battle with a fox
-
I used Huh as a shield to protect myself from a slap from "The Rock".
Long story...
-
Shield didn't save them anyways XP
-
Thanos snapped his fingers and they ceased to exist.
-
Tried to steal honey from a giant beehive x_x
-
Became a bee and lost his stinger!
-
Forgot to pack food on their endless maze journey
-
Was lost with me!
-
Ran into a zombie while going out at night
-
Snapped out of existence so the universe can be balanced as all things should be 💥
-
Someone used time travel and accidentally kept their parents from ever meeting.
-
Tried to use an umbrella to float down from cliff x_x
-
insulted the president.
-
Didn't notice the creeper approaching.
*ssssss BOOM!*
-
Tried to ride a ghast, didn't work out
-
Insulted a dwarf's beard, sending them into a berserk rage!
-
Wailord Dynamax x_x
-
Blinked out of existence.
Because magic.
-
Got into a battle and won but against team mate in confusion and was killed by actual opponent shortly after. x_x
-
Got poked with an umbrella.
-
Was given a potion that made them go crazy and attack everything on sight forever eventually ran into something stronger x_x
-
Oh okay! The person above me was ... hmm... but there are so many fun ways to die!! I will pick one!
So, the person above me was strapped to a metal chair, and turned upside down. Then a plastic bag filled with water was strapped on their head, and they were then flipped. And the person drowned :)
Sorry Q'..
Post Merge: July 14, 2019, 11:55:37 AM
If I shall be killed, I will chose my own fate!
>Delete Noah.chr
>Execute
Deleted by Monika.
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They died from a giant living pencil, was poked to death!
-
Ate 2,000 year-old ramen.
-
Got stuck in a bird cage
-
Asphyxiation.
Suffocated on a spoon
-
Drowned in a sippy-cup of water 0:)
-
Got tangled forever in the world's biggest and toughest net
-
Stepped on a giant lego
-
they were high on LSD and though they had an elytra equipped
OOF
-
Drank one drip of spontaneous combustion engine fluid.
-
Tried swim across a river while blindfolded and tied to weight
-
Got infected by the Instant-death-virus.
-
If the person dies instantly, how did she get it?
Died of over anxiety
-
If the person dies instantly, how did she get it?
The details do not matter.
Sudden tsunami.
-
Was caught by a random flying bear
-
Censored
Was hit in the head by a coconut
-
Tried to battle against a powerful pokemon, didn't just faint. x_x
-
? ate cobblestone
-
Flew right into the ocean
-
Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris = black hole
-
Ran into a giant robo scorpion
-
Fell down 10 flights of stairs.
-
Cause of death: Yes
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/kill NoahFulf
NoahFulf was killed by FayamAerial
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Was hit by flying speed boat
-
What the heck Fey?
>Delete him
Q didn't feel so good.
-
Turned the thermostat up way too much
-
creeper
aw man
-
Slipped on an icy banana peel
-
Didn't catch the janitors' drift.
-
Was caught with a knife at school.
-
Was sent to the Principal's office
-
Took a teleporter to the edge of the world.
-
Tried to ride on the back of the rocket
-
Failed their rolls and got crit pretty bad. Ouch
-
Brewed some pretty toxic potions thinking it was for healing x_x
-
Ate a poisonous nugget.
-
Tried to ski across lava
-
Turned into a 0-dimensional being.
Which means, he practically doesn't exist anymore.
-
Hit by an invisible boat mobile
-
“And here comes a giant fist”
-
Tried to use a wooden sword to fight when everyone else has metal ones
-
Got killed by The Bad Penny w/Laser Eyes.
-
Talked about Billy in the vicinity of a strange device.
-
Some pointed a laser pointer at them. . . oh wait that is a death laser x_x
-
Blew up the statue of the principal, didn't have a way to bribe Miss. Applegate...
-
Forgot to renew their life subscription
-
Ended up in pokemon stadium in the middle of a battle at the worse time
-
Stubbornly tried to get into smart class without an A+.
-
Turn into a giant but was attacked by military x_x
-
Peacefully of old age.
-
Because something like a bazillion spring coils.
-
Tried to slide down Everest
-
Was inside his house playing cards when it was blown up by a skeleton witch.
-
Was the first and the last to try volcano surfing x_x
-
Called a boss the "easiest ever".
Then encountered 6 of them simultaneously.
-
Turned into a final boss of a video game till they ran into a "speed runner" and fell fast
-
Their life was a dream, until the one dreaming of him woke up.
-
Tried to fly across the desert but didn’t bring food or water.
-
Tried stowing away in the wheel well of an airplane.
-
Ran into the worlds biggest and cleanest window while flying
-
Was wondering what that large, planet-shaped object in the sky was
and then it hit them
EH
-
Have you ever been so suppressed by a group and you wish to take revenge against that group in some way?
That's what happened when piñatas started working together against people to stop all the violence towards them. Dazed was the first victim of their wrath.
-
A world of pain was brought to Michen as he wandered through the woods. Michen happened to walk by a giant camp and the giant wasn't too happy upon discovering this intruder and with one swing of the club the wild Michen was no more.
-
Created a teleporter but ened up teleporting inside of a rock x_x
-
created time travel ran into yourself and messed up time ultimately killing oneself
-
Mad experiment gone wrong, accidentally created a huge monster that attacked on sight x_x
-
Won a pie eating contest but choked on one of the pies in the end
-
Went snowboarding on the wrong hill and caused an avalanche
-
Ended his life because he questioned it.
-
Ended his life cause it never began
-
Got into a pokemon battle with a fire type but of course didn't heal up like a pokemon x_x
-
faded from existence sorry for the reference lol
-
Tried to use an experimental jetpack but just exploded
-
fell asleep and never woke up
-
Random wrecking ball through the wall
-
The oven exploded and took the house down on top of you
-
Tried to train surf but a low tunnel came up
-
got eaten by jello
-
Pointed freeze ray backwards
-
ate too much and died
-
Left all their food behind during walk through the desert x_x
-
on a walk through the snowy mountains an avalanche started and crushed poor ?
-
Tried ice skating on top of a skyscraper without any rails, didn't go well. x_x
-
walked across a broken bridge without paying attention and fell into a canyon
-
answered a rhetorical question
-
Divided by zero and was never seen again
-
Had an existential crisis
-
got hugged to hard and got lungs crushed
-
Tried to go to the moon via just cannon x_x
-
angered zeus
-
Had a portal gun accident
-
I think you have me confused for a mad scientist XD
died from too much sass
-
Had a fight with a mad scienetist XP
-
died by trying to say your name
-
Tried to fight a living skeleton
-
tried eating a live shark
-
His existence caused a paradox.
-
Dove to low and got trapped under water
-
Tried to ski down a rocky slope without any snow and tripped x_x
-
Fell down the bottomless pit and was never seen again
-
Tried to fly a kite in a tornado
-
Tried swimming in a hurricane
-
Was stupid enough to participate in a "who can die the fastest" contest.
He won, by the way.
-
forgot how to fly in mid air he plummeted to his death
-
Hid in the super freezer @.@
-
Ate questionable-looking bread.
-
back-talked the wrong person and ended up dead
-
Evil snow man attack, died to a sharp carrot x-x
-
Acted like a chicken and drowned to rain
-
Ran into chickenzilla!
-
Teleported out of existence
-
packed food to journey the jungle but didn't realize I took the food before they left. XD
-
Went swimming with sharks the sharks were hungry
-
An error occured in his brain.
It resulted in a stroke.
-
I'm not a robot it's just the eye XD
Fayam Was flying over a military base and was shot down
-
Tried jump roading on a tight rope in the middle of a thunder storm, lasted around five seconds. x_x
-
Died mid evolution
-
Tried to jump over a shark
-
Ate an ancient tuna fish sandwich
-
Tried to surf across quick sand @.@
-
Tried to go out boating in the ocean and got lost
-
Tried to fly a car over a canyon but didnt go far enough x-x
-
jumped into a giant vat of jello and couldn't escape
-
Met a giant polar bear who wasn't in the best mood
-
Ran into an old school bully who Accidentally killed you
-
Went rock sking down a volcano when it erupted
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WEEEEE OH HEX
Died in a random ritual
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Died from a swarm of chickens
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BEEEES Attacked you
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Had an accident with a fire type pokemon
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Got into some trouble with a gang
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Stood on the train track for a bit too long
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Went surfing in a radiation plant
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Tried shoot self to space with cannon
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Forgot how to breathe and died
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died of fear from a horror game
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(Will Probably happen)
THORN BUSH ATTACK
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nooooooo!!!!!! is me and thorny bushes a meme now
died for putting me along with the thorny bushes
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What did you murder me
Died in electric chair for murder
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:squint: maayyyybeeeee
died for assuming i murdered
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Died because there was proof of murder
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died of exposion to the proof
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Didn't find enough food for the winter
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Died trying to hide from cops
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died for being a cop and a criminal murdered ya
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Died for more murder
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Was invaded by a dark spirit.
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Flew into a bee swarm
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Death by invisible enemy.
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Died to a sudden rc plane
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Died in an Explosion
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died from a dutch german shephard who lived in America
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AHWHWWHWHWHWHHWHWHHHAH
mauled to death by angry bear
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died in a game of cat and mouse
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Died in a plane crash
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died from too much news
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least it's not my weakness
died from TOO MANY THORNS
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that ship has sailed
died from bringing back the dead
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zombies and raising the dead is so much fun though
Died from trying to keep the dead buried
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died for a paradox, so you die if you do and you die if you dont?
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yep died for realizing the dead paradox
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died from eating too many deserts
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what I got hungry
died from radioactive trees
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died because you were on the orient express
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Died for ALL the reasons.
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Hit by an airplane
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VwUHob1btQ
died for unknown reasons
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Lightstone turned into darkstone and died
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Ate the wrong berries
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Died trying to answer my question of am I a doctor or a vet
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died peacefully in their sleep at a nice afe to die at
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Didn't pay me in time after a surgery
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Created a zombie who attacked them
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ate too much pizza
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died by an escaped lab experiment
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changed into a monster and people killed you because you were a monster
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Willed himself to death.
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too much christainisation
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forgot to take out the trash and got carbon dioxide poisoning
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Ran into a group of dangerous pokemon
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Went camping and walked into Jason
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Accidentally exploded the planet with a button press
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set off a nuclear reactor
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Went down the wrong slide and ended up in lava
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walked into a cave and never walked out
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pointed their freeze ray the wrong way
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ate a pie that was poisoned by one of your enemies
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Accidentally set off dynamite in the cave they were exploring
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Walked into a mine field and didn't read the warning sign
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Literally lost their mind.
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was doing nothing so well they became nothing
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Got zapped by an electric type
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Got fired from their job it literally was fire
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Got hit by a space ship
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forgot about the bear trap in front of the door
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Tried to boat across the lava lake in a wooden boat
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got lost at sea
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Ran into a group of exploding fish
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got stuck in a hot car
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It started raining knives suddenly x_x
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Some random person screamed and blew up killing you in the process
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Created the first freeze bomb but it exploded right next to them
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forgot a spacesuit and walked out of the spaceship
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Crashed spaceship into a star
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was repairing the spaceship but blew it up instead
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Got hit by a speed boat
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Went scuba diving and ran out of oxygen
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Fell into a pit of toxic slime x_x
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Drank poisoned orange juice
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Slipped on a banana peel right next to a volcano
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forgot about the ninja in the basement
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Tried to use the unfinished water slide
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Talked with a stranger they turned out to be an assassin
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Toaster exploded on them
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blew up the microwave which took down the house
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Got lost in the mountains and froze x-x
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Fell off the roof and landed on your head
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Crushed by an anvil
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visited chernobyl without any protection
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Tried to eat green eggs and green ham
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Fell asleep in jail and woke up just in time for the execution
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Tried to create a giant robot but it just fell on them before it was turned on.
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Evolved into a pie and was eaten
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Got hit by a fireball
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got killed in a poke battle
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pirate made them walk the plank
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(Funny thing I am watching a pirate movie)
went to jail and angered the wrong people
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Hit by a wrecking ball
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Died in an demo Explosion
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Swarmed by a horde of angered chickens
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Not the chickens
Attacked by a large amount of Bees
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Got swept away by a flood
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Not again
tornado Nuff' said
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ALL THE SOUR CREAM!
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Fired a cannon and it back fired
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Tried to boat across lava lake
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Went swimming in a whirlpool and drowned
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Attempted to surf of a fast train but a tunnel came up x-x
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forgot about the old food in the fridge and made a mold monster
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Ran into a heat ray that was being tested
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A pineapple exploded in his face, like all healthy fruit does.
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Got zapped by a giant electric zapper
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His head was chopped off by a guillotine so large, the cutting point moved faster than the speed of light.
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Did a somersault flop. Nice flip, bro.
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Was pushed into the world's most powerful electric fence
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10 million fire ants.
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Got covered by a toxic sluge monster
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Suddenly, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 cookies.
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Was hit by a huge wave of cold water and froze
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Kissed a poison dart frog.
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Accidentally used sticks of tnt as a candle on cake. x_x
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Challenged the wrong person to a duel.
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Jump off a really high diving board but the water turned out to be covered with glass
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Didn't take responsibility.
What am I talking about? Well, THAT kind of responsibility.
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Diveed into a cave that turned out to be a mini volcano
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Bumped their head against a spiked ceiling.
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Got hit by a magic beam that turned them into a gas
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Was noped out of the observable universe.
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Had a giant snowball dropped on them
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Got dunked on.
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(Got the undertale reference ;) )
Fell into his/her own creation and dissapeared into the void.
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Didn't realize the water was frozen when they used the diving board x_x
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Encountered a robot in abslote-destruction-get-rekt-f***-you mode.
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Caught a ball not knowing it was a mini nuke
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A swarm of angry Beedrill.
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Was shocked while trying to get a pikachu to charge phone
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Died while mixing evolution stones.
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Their hot chocolate was waaay too hot
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Suddenly, meteorite strike.
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Flew into a giant fan x_x
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Tried a sample of world's most deadly substance.
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Got into a battle against everyone in the world, didn't last too long x-x
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Got attacked by an angry mob of their favorite video game characters.
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Ran their space ship into another one
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Forgot a parachute and went sky diving.
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Got caught in a sand storm in the middle of a desert
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Went to the arctic without any supplies or coat
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Was put into a pokemon tournament as a pokemon, only made it through one match before facing a more deadly pokemon x_x
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Oh gawd no
Went on a hike through the mountains and got crushed by a boulder
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Accidentally flew into space without any oxygen x-x
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Was on a walk and fell off a cliff
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Tried to become a raider but didn't last very long x_x
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Mad the wrong western town mad and was strapped down to the tracks and no hero around the train hit full speed and kept going
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Someone murdered him and actually got away with it.
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Yeah it probably would go like that
Walked to a well and fell in and starved
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Grew a monster plant and it turned on them
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Went camping and got mauled by a bear
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Tried to start a bonfire in a fireworks factory
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Death told him his demise was overdue.
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Fell through the floor in an old house and got trapped
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Slipped into a cave and woke the dragon inside
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Angered Kim the black market boss she tortures you to death
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Pet the lion
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Got attacked by a snow monster and froze x-x
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Tried breaking into world's most secure house.
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Few right into a person at high speeds x_x
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(That right when you do a fursona change... LOL)
Met my claws.
From veeery close.
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Tried to fly as a lion and fell so far down
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Got hit in the head by a falling lioness.
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Was put into a washing machine which was turned on
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Dragons.
Lots and lots of dragons.
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Got hit by a stray cannon ball from a pirate ship x-x
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Was killed by a superintelligent AI which decided everything carbon-based was a threat.
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Was traveling the desert and had their food bag x-x Starved
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Ran out of pie and died of a broken heart.
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Jumped off the main tower.
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Was launched into a black hole
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Lumberjacks.
Lots and lots of lumberjacks.
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Turned into a zombie lion
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Was eaten by a Sarlacc.
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Tried train surf when a tunnel was coming up
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Was kicked by an animated golden statue.
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Got swarmed by a bunch of angry bunnys
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Just...died...
from an INCOMING HELICOPTERRRRR!!!!!!!!
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Got frozen by a ice monster
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Got burned by a fire monster.
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You caught your sword.... With your face.
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Got an exploding banana thrown at them
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A donkey statue fell out of the sky.
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Was turned into a zombie while making a crazy drink in a lab
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(haven't passed away in a while) X3
tried to battle a giant crab ended up in the maw quickly x_x
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Got hit by a giant wave of water x_x
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tried to catch a ride on a combine harvester, fell in the front of the blades x_x X3
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Tried to swim across the ocean blind folded
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Crushed by boulders while traveling across the mountains
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Visited a mad scientist. He turned you into a failed lab experiment.
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sat in the wrong spot at a baseball game, got hit by a fast foul ball
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Got hit by a stray laser in a star wars battle
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Tried to out run a a bullet train
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Just simply forgets to breath and suffacates (I think that's how it's spelled)
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X3
decided to follow fire fox into a lake of lava
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Just simply forgets to breath and suffacates (I think that's how it's spelled)
(actually, it's spelled "suffocates" :nerd:)
Was locked in an isolation cell and then forgotten.
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Got turned into goo by a strange alien gun
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got baked into an apple pie for a giant's party, as it tried to sneak into the dessert
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Used an unfinished water slide and fell
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sneaked into a factory tried to grab apple pies as it was heading in the freezer.. x_x
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Ran into a zombie
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tried to defeat a werewolf
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(actually, it's spelled "suffocates" :nerd:)
Thanks ya Anna)
Angered the witch she casts a spell that immediately melts you
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Tried to eat a giant's pet
stomach exploded
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Of course they laced your drink with neurotoxin.
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Tried swimming through quick sand
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tried to drink ocean water when it got lost near Point Nemo
(thats the part of the Pacific Ocean thats so far away from any land mass, that even at times the International Space Station is closer than any close inhabited area)
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Slipped on ice while trying to climb mountain x_x
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Rolled a natuural 0. How did that even happen?
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Their fur suddenly fell off during a snow storm :o
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tried to break the world record of highest free fall from an airplane
forgot the parachute
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Tried to fly a broken jet x_x
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Was at the bottom of a furpile and was snuggled to death
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got caught under a vanilla plant, couldn't breath
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Of course you just so happened to wander into an explosives test site.
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Looked both ways before crossing the street and suddenly hit by an airplane
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Somehow suffocated with a plastic bag
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Tried to fly over the ocean with a sling shot
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Saw glowing goo tried to imitate my rings
It turned out to be radioactive waste
passed away shortly from cancer, but did put on a good light show
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Of course I "accidentally" pushed you into that dark pit!
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was pushed over a cliff.... well while inside a cage, no escape possible
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Tried to ski down a rocky mountain without any protection
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Of course you played firefighter without equipment.
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tried to fly to the moon... burned up in the atmosphere
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Fell into a super deep mud pit
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Of course there was an extremely local hailstorm of unprecedented intensity.
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Was caught in quick sand
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Of course you shouldn't be under a tree in a lightning storm.
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Didn't mama tell ya not to play with fire now look at ya all burned up since you tried to play games
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Of course you shouldn't take the "fight with angry elephants" challenge.
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played centipede non stop for 5 days
didn't even take breaks for lunch or restroom or sleep
passed away from dehydration... didn't even drink water
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Tried to walk a tight rope across sky scrapers
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Taunted the wrong fur into a challenge.... lost the challenge x_x
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Of course you were spontaneously teleported to the surface of the Sun.
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Took the death of yourself in a video game a bit to literal and died the same way as your character
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decided to create its own space ship, worked good until it smashed into an unseen asteroid
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Ran into a killer squirrel
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Tried to swallow a thunderstone
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Typed too fast and exploded
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Used spot between two boulders as a testing spot, one came loose
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Choked to death on your favorite meal
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tried to battle a giant spider, lost quicker after getting caught
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Played hide and seek with a killer
Looks like you didn't hide well enough cause now you're caught
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Slipped on an ice cream while trying to walk down the world's biggets stairs
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went over the railings when it spotted a cheesecake, tried to leap after it... from their citie's tallest building
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Of course you literally got an angry mob with torches and pitchforks behind you.
Why you crossed them is beyond me.
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Got shocked by a giant jelly fish
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Nommed the wrong cheesecake
Owner was so mad threw a brick to try to scare off.... hit back of head instead
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Of course you spontaneously combusted.
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Was frozen by super cooled air
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Of course...
Well, it's not so obvious, actually.
Not when a colossal mechanical T-Rex eats you.
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Couldn’t dodge the giant fireball
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Was intercepted by a speeding car.
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Got into a sword battle but forgot their sword
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tried to out-battle a stampeding herd of deer
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Fell into a deep hole while walking in the dark
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tried to battle a giant fire breathing dragon, lost with one breath of fire x_x
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Tried to tackle an angry lion
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tried to battle a flock of geese while in flight, didn't brought a parachute when it missed one
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Got into a deadly pokemon battle, couldn't heal after x_x
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x_x tew many faiwiez X3
got caught in a fisher's net when it tried to free a caught crab
? couldn't breath underwater
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Got hit by a rolling boulder while trying to find treasure
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Sudden heart attack while eating fried chicken at home alone
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can happen
somehow drowned in a tank of tartar sauce
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Instant noodles caused instant death
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X3
drowned in a tank full of molasses
(did happen in Boston)
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Of course you pressed the button without knowing what it'd do.
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Of course you pressed the button knowing full well what it would do :)
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got hit by an out of control fire hydrant
(did happen as well, can't remember which city)
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Didn't mama tell ya to stay away from the cliff..welp to late now ya fell
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Had a really really angry patient, who attempted out of the blue
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got crushed by thousands of pounds of chocolate chips XP
heavy boxes of them
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Tried to create their own boat but it didn't hold in the storm
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tried to push back a steam roller X3
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Forgot to sleep and went insane
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somehow got stuck in honey couldn't find way out
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Tried to use an umbrella as a parachute
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like mary poppins X3
slept in an abandon vehicle... which was filled with fireworks for an upcoming event
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Accidentally blew up from fireworks while partying
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tried to battle a Sydney funnel web spider, lost
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Death by chocolate :3
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tried to outrun a bullet train
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corona virus :p
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x_x that is terrifying to think of, where I live already been one dead, even if so far away from China PR x_x
tried to lean over from the Eiffel Tower and fell down the side
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Tripped into a volcano
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swallowed by a giant whale while on a fishing boat
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Of course you had to challenge a killer robot.
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tried nibble power lines
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Accidentally blew up the oven
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Tried to eat a hyena's meal
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Fell into a giant hole that went down for miles
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decided to swim in shark infested water, while having a paper cut x_x
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Accidentally shocked an eletronic bomb
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flew out of an open window while travelling by vehicle
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Got hit by a bumper car at full speed
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got trapped inside a claw machine as it tired to reach for a price XP
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Touched a weird thing.
It was toxic.
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tried to out run a forest fire, fell of a cliff
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Fell into a pit of molten cheese
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tried to catch a shooting star.... burned up along with the star
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A tree fell on them
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Got caught under a rolling boulder while napping
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The mother of all Thresher Maws.
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Tried to pilot an expiremental plane but it just fell apart mid flight
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Accidental euthanisation.
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Was turned into a zombie
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Bullet hell.
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Somehow broke reality and vanished
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decided to fly into a gamma ray burst just to see what it looks like
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Was forgotten at the airport and didn't manage to start a new life.
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chasing prey, fell off a cliff, dropped onto the rocks below
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Here comes the aeroplane...
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didn't survive the virus, passed in sleep
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Barber shaved the most important hair follicle off.
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somehow landed on live power lines
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The revolt of sentient furniture.
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it's flight decompressed in mid flight, broke apart
no survivors
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Went skiing off cliff
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parachuted off a plane, strong winds pushed you into live power lines
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Annoyed a warlord.
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Tried to overtake a pack of hyenas
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Got attacked by living plants
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I blinded him, then he fell from a cliff.
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Got hit by a random laser from space
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Got stuck in a barrel that fell over a waterfall
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Got hit by a random laser from space
(Unfortunately for you, I can bend that laser to my will.)
Laughed at an evil-looking monster.
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got caught in the sun's gravitational pull, couldn't get away
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Robot laser sharks in space.
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An entire skyscraper fell on them
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Bought a trip to space, but the rocket exploded.
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had malfunction and fell into Neptune
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Was stepped on by a seven-story tall robot.
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somehow drowned in honey
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Tree grew around them x_x
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A country declared war on him.
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tried to out run a black hole
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What did the alien say when Linette landed on its home planet?
"Oh no, not canned vegetables again."
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X3 XD XD XD that made me laugh
head exploded when someone told a funny joke
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All the horror villains.
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x_x
was hit by a meteor fell into Nepture
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Clobbered with a mailbox.
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somehow hit by a flying water pump
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Stormed Area 15.
And yes, their defences are heavier than 51.
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that is tough to get into
Was caught by an sudden storm, crashed into the ocean
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Caused a paradox, resulting in the end of the universe.
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Ran right into a speeding race car when crossing a track
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tried to out run a hare... somehow collided with a faster tortoise XP XD XD
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Tried to make turtle soup. It turned out to be a ninja turtle.
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XD
tried to out battle a Nile crocodile
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Penguins.
Really angry penguins.
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somehow got hit by a tear gas canister
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Got hit by huge thorns
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Jumped into a flower garden, didn't noticed a giant piranha plant, got nommed in one bite x_x
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Didnt get watered on time
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got shipped alongside thousands of Eevee plushies, of course no air inside the plastic shrink wrap
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Got tangled with seaweed
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boarded a ship of pirates....and was thrown overboard!
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somehow ended up in the path of a Nile crocodile
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Drank too much potato juice.
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XD too much of one thing can be dangerous
lost balance and fell into a fire pit