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Offline Haxor

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76800 on: April 10, 2011, 02:33:44 AM »
anyone wanna hear some chuck norris jokes???
@Rob, so many chunks of bacon?
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76801 on: April 10, 2011, 02:35:40 AM »
sures! I loves jokes
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76802 on: April 10, 2011, 02:38:55 AM »
Quote from: SplitPersonality on April 10, 2011, 02:32:11 AM
Right now food....makes me throw up XD
Are you on any anti-biotics?
Quote from: Rob on April 10, 2011, 02:33:09 AM
Quote from: Jayme the Hippie on April 10, 2011, 02:29:17 AM
Protein Shake = Curdled milk

Its even got chunks in it....
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76803 on: April 10, 2011, 02:40:20 AM »
Chuck Norris can draw a perfect circle with a ruler
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76804 on: April 10, 2011, 02:43:29 AM »
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76805 on: April 10, 2011, 02:44:36 AM »
Chuck Norris can rub two fires together and make a stick
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76806 on: April 10, 2011, 02:45:51 AM »
Chuck Norris can stretch a diamond into coal
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76807 on: April 10, 2011, 02:47:08 AM »
Captain America is Chuck Norris's stunt double
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76808 on: April 10, 2011, 03:03:03 AM »
I'm thinking of buying Crysis 2...
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76809 on: April 10, 2011, 03:16:04 AM »
I tried the multiplayer for free. too many times when they killed me when I had the jump on them and crosshairs on all the time. no thanks.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76810 on: April 10, 2011, 03:40:03 AM »
My games wishlist it pretty much full atm, but i can't buy anything cause my mom "borrowed" £100 from my wallet D:
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76811 on: April 10, 2011, 03:45:31 AM »
I'll probably wait for the price to go down a bit...
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76812 on: April 10, 2011, 03:48:11 AM »
*nuzzles everyone* I'm sick so its early bed for me, night foxy boys and gorgeous gals
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76813 on: April 10, 2011, 03:49:12 AM »
I just realized something: I skipped past the 'Eat Cookies and Cry' part of a break up, and skipped right to the 'I'm gonna buy a bunch of crap just to prove that I don't need you' part...
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #76814 on: April 10, 2011, 03:52:16 AM »
Yeah, I know, but it still feels good...
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