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Author Topic: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.  (Read 17300 times)

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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #60 on: October 11, 2015, 08:54:55 PM »
"Well you see there's this... stuff out there. It's sold like soda but it actually mutates the body of the person who drinks it. The bandits that Crest and I were talking about, all of them are mutated monsters and their are plenty more mutants out there. That's what we're dealing with here."
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #61 on: October 11, 2015, 08:56:30 PM »
How about you, what do you know?

Post Merge: October 11, 2015, 08:57:13 PM
(Retcon that shit)

Post Merge: October 11, 2015, 08:58:49 PM
How does that get past the government?
« Last Edit: October 11, 2015, 08:58:49 PM by Dr.Vice Jameson, Reason: Merged DoublePost »
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #62 on: October 11, 2015, 09:01:17 PM »
The sherrif, who had fallen asleep on his paws, snored awake, and spoke. "O-Oh..erm...s-sorry. What'd ya ask?"
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #63 on: October 11, 2015, 09:02:33 PM »
"Government? Look around. Out here it's not illegal until you get caught. 
And all I know is that unless we figure out how to turn their weapon against them, we stand very little chance."
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #64 on: October 11, 2015, 09:05:09 PM »
Well, I guess this qualifies as one of the rare time brute force is necessary.
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #65 on: October 11, 2015, 09:06:27 PM »
The sherrif put a paw on his gun, and thrust his thin chest out. "Hey, now! I'm the guv'mint 'round here!"
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #66 on: October 11, 2015, 09:08:52 PM »
Yes, but it seems you require a bit of assistance, lest you be killed in your sleep in the middle of a gunfight.
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #67 on: October 11, 2015, 09:09:49 PM »
The sherrif huffed. "Jus' 'cause an ol' man falls asleep on his feet don't mean he'll konk over in a fight."
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #68 on: October 11, 2015, 09:10:36 PM »
Very well, I will help, none the less, however I can.

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*he holds the newly purchased shotgun sideways* so is this a lever action, or, the other thing?
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #69 on: October 11, 2015, 09:18:45 PM »
The sherrif smiled. "Well, thanks fer that, friend. Need more paws than jus' my own."
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #70 on: October 11, 2015, 09:24:59 PM »
*the gun fires off to the side* **censor** hell!
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #71 on: October 11, 2015, 09:28:34 PM »
The sherrif blinked, stumbled backwards clutching his chest. He fell, and gasped.
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #72 on: October 11, 2015, 09:30:30 PM »
*he looks down* oh **censor**, come on. Once, I'd like to fall into a town and not kill someone!
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #73 on: October 11, 2015, 09:33:38 PM »
A few townsfolk stepped out, and sighed. The barber, one Mr. Allen Sanders, stepped forward. "Well...guess it was his time. Poor old bastard." The townsfolk lifted the dead sherrif, and took him to the undertaker, while Sanders stayed put. "So, which one a' ya killed the poor man?"
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Re: The Wild West...With a Twist of Le-MON.
« Reply #74 on: October 11, 2015, 09:35:31 PM »
I swear, it was completely accidental.
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