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Author Topic: The vending machine  (Read 59737 times)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2115 on: October 01, 2016, 09:20:34 AM »
Received a bad quality photo.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2116 on: October 01, 2016, 09:22:51 AM »
Receives crappy old CRT TV of the sixties


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2117 on: October 01, 2016, 10:31:20 PM »
Gets arrested for Credit Card Fraud. And theft.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2118 on: October 01, 2016, 10:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Romulan_Furry on October 01, 2016, 10:31:20 PM
Gets arrested for Credit Card Fraud. And theft.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2119 on: October 01, 2016, 11:49:23 PM »
Receives food.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2120 on: October 03, 2016, 01:50:21 AM »
Recieves cheese-stuffed pizza crust.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2121 on: October 03, 2016, 05:44:02 AM »
Gets corn on the cob


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2122 on: October 03, 2016, 05:48:50 AM »
Gets ghost shaped macaroni and cheese.



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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2123 on: October 03, 2016, 05:57:50 AM »
Gets an error not recognizing what Alaska is.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2124 on: October 03, 2016, 06:11:12 AM »
Gets a tennis ball to fetch.




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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2125 on: October 03, 2016, 06:13:04 AM »
Gets the rest of a bike but not the wheel back


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2126 on: October 04, 2016, 06:20:48 AM »
Gets a treasure chest with more keys inside.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2127 on: October 04, 2016, 06:30:22 AM »
Receives a donut.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2128 on: October 04, 2016, 06:42:11 AM »
Receives a cup of cinnamon sugar.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2129 on: October 04, 2016, 06:49:04 AM »
Receive an all-nighter.

Insert an actually good pun.
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