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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Eclipse1 on June 19, 2015, 01:45:10 AM

Title: The vending machine
Post by: Eclipse1 on June 19, 2015, 01:45:10 AM
A simple one. The first user inserts a coin or any object into the vending machine and the other determines what comes out. For example, if I were to put in a penny someone else could say I got a fox and then they could insert their coin to see what they get.

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on June 19, 2015, 02:00:26 AM
You get a rabbit

*insert coin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on June 19, 2015, 07:42:48 AM
You get a thread that was already created. (http://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=22643.0)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on June 19, 2015, 10:06:53 AM
But it's locked.

Kalan, your reward is:


...


A UNICORN

*inserts 1 000 dollars*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on June 19, 2015, 03:21:32 PM
Ticket to the moon

*Inserts three cutes*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 06, 2015, 02:43:51 PM
Receives a Cutant.




Inserts the legacy of having made the final post in the previous vending machine thread.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 06, 2015, 03:20:56 PM
Receives immortality

Insert jan egeland
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 06, 2015, 03:34:48 PM
Receives Jens Stoltenberg




Inserts a VHS copy of Trollhunter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 06, 2015, 03:46:07 PM
Recives the blair witch project

Inserts the zombie apocalypse
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 06, 2015, 04:12:11 PM
Receive the Rapture.


Inserts a gospel medley by Tammy Wynette
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ciel, The Shy Skunk on July 26, 2015, 01:52:54 AM
Receives Adolf Hitler's mustache. 


*Inserts a raw coconut*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 26, 2015, 03:13:09 AM
Recives tom hank

Inserts a racoon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 11:28:07 AM
Receives Rocket

*inserts a baby*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 28, 2015, 11:34:57 AM
receives an old guy

*inserts some dirt*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 01:37:36 PM
Recieves Minecraft

*inserts a jellyfish*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 28, 2015, 01:46:20 PM
revives squidward

*inserts one token*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 01:48:40 PM
Receives one of those crappy key rings that you didn't really want..
*Inserts a rubik's brain twist triangle*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 28, 2015, 01:50:09 PM
receives Albert Einstein's brain

*inserts fish*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 01:55:12 PM
Receives this:
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-13-2014/ihRyG4.gif)
(https://youtu.be/wSBS2F9VXaE (http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-13-2014/ihRyG4.gif))

*inserts 4gb flash drive*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 28, 2015, 01:57:15 PM
receives corrupted files

*inserts csgo skins*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 02:00:07 PM
Receives Gabe Newell

*Inserts cool whip*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 28, 2015, 02:02:26 PM
receives a kick by bryan

*inserts morgan freemans voice*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 02:07:46 PM
Receives life of Brian god powers

*Inserts Monty Python reference*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 02:57:40 PM
Recieves a poorly made pun

Inserts a zarco
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 02:59:13 PM
Receives himself.. wait WHA..
*inserts a googly eye*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 03:15:22 PM
Recieves larry page

Inserts a hammer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 28, 2015, 03:18:27 PM
receives clock

* inserts Michel jackson*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 03:25:30 PM
Recieves a nose job

Inserts the oslo treaty plan
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 04:22:59 PM
Receives walrus, companion of Robbaz, king of Sweden!
*inserts hugs*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 28, 2015, 04:24:08 PM
((robbaz is awesome))

receives snuggles

*inserts facebook* 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 04:27:50 PM
Recieves the worlds information

Insert a jet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 04:35:29 PM
(Agreed!)
Receives book about faces
*inserts raw bacon*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 04:36:40 PM
Recieves a horse

Insert john lennon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 28, 2015, 04:37:13 PM
receives bad music

*inserts a British cup of tea*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 04:40:30 PM
Recieves a crumpet

Inserts a trombone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 28, 2015, 04:41:41 PM
receives trumpet

*inserts xbox*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 04:43:25 PM
Recieves bill gates fortune

Inserts magneto
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 04:45:20 PM
Receives Spider-Man
*inserts Kalan getting his name back*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 07:25:37 PM
Receives Kalan getting his name back...

*inserts a stupid question*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 07:27:30 PM
Recieves an overcomplicated answer
*Inserts ice cream*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 07:29:38 PM
Receives spoon

*inserts toilet paper*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 09:23:20 PM
Receives bathroom cleaner
*Inserts toaster*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 09:26:19 PM
Receives an electrical shock

*inserts a glass of water*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 09:29:00 PM
Receives a rainstorm
*Inserts a card.. any card!*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 09:30:24 PM
Receives a bunny

*inserts the bunny*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 09:31:03 PM
Receives a wizard.. harry!
*Inserts Hagrid*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 09:36:58 PM
Receives error code 110011111001 "item too large*

*inserts a computer*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 09:38:45 PM
Receives a typewriter
*Inserts a submarine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 09:40:15 PM
Receives radar

*inserts the color blue*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 10:07:16 PM
Recieves a ball of zarco fur

Inserts a fan blade
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on July 28, 2015, 10:12:26 PM
Received Captain Quark action figure.

Inserts CSGO Chroma 2 Case key
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 10:13:27 PM
(*takes his fur back and puts it back on*)
Receives one of those blue items that you already have 30 of..
*inserts monitor*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 10:14:38 PM
Recieves windows xp, good luck

Inserts a best friend

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 10:16:01 PM
Receives me instead

*inserts myself*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 10:17:34 PM
Recieves a hug

Inserts a puppy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 10:21:49 PM
Receives a hotdog

*inserts the movie inception with the word "insert" written across*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 10:23:02 PM
Recieves a two dimenional plain. Yeah I dont know either

Inserts star wars
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 10:25:00 PM
Receives star trek

*inserts a hole punch*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 28, 2015, 10:31:57 PM
Receives a whole punch!
*Inserts the time*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 28, 2015, 10:36:23 PM
Receives patience and results and the healing of all wounds!

*inserts a pouty face* lucky
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 28, 2015, 10:41:06 PM
Recieves cosmic knowledge

Inserts a bee sting
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 29, 2015, 01:01:11 PM
Receives ointment

*inserts a bazooka*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 29, 2015, 01:12:34 PM
receives a pistol

*inserts dog bone*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 30, 2015, 07:17:00 AM
Receives t-rex
*inserts virtual reality*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 30, 2015, 12:43:28 PM
Recieves a whovian  <.<

Inserts rubber ducky
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 30, 2015, 12:44:27 PM
Receives Bagpuss
*Inserts smart water*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on July 30, 2015, 12:45:28 PM
receives over priced tap water

*inserts iphone*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 30, 2015, 12:46:51 PM
Recieves overpriced phone  XD

Inserts lords of the dance dvd
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 30, 2015, 12:49:35 PM
Receives a 144p youtube video
*Inserts a painting*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 30, 2015, 12:50:38 PM
Recieves a missing ear

Insert a tea kettle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 30, 2015, 01:01:57 PM
Receives camomile

Inserts a stale taco
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 30, 2015, 01:06:02 PM
Recieves a chain resturant

Insert the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 30, 2015, 01:07:44 PM
Receives premature version of Starlord

Inserts Morgan Freeman
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 30, 2015, 01:13:04 PM
Recieves a calming tea

Inserts a dinosaur
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 30, 2015, 01:14:49 PM
Receives jurassic world

Inserts a grenade
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 30, 2015, 01:20:04 PM
Receives a pin
*Inserts the forums*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 30, 2015, 01:21:41 PM
Receives friends

Inserts enemies
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 30, 2015, 01:36:33 PM
Recieves the limbuagh nation

Inserts the sears tower
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 30, 2015, 03:13:46 PM
Receives new washing machine towers

Inserts coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 30, 2015, 03:17:09 PM
Recieves clean clothes

Insert bad pun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 30, 2015, 03:21:25 PM
Receives punthing

Inserts Volkswagen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 30, 2015, 03:27:47 PM
Recieves a slug bug no slugs back

Inserts a candy cane
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 30, 2015, 03:29:58 PM
Receives candied back problems

Inserts Alzheimers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 30, 2015, 05:14:55 PM
Recieves...I forgot now

Inserts pumpkin jack
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 31, 2015, 01:26:19 PM
Receives car jack

Inserts banana
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on July 31, 2015, 01:30:57 PM
Received apple.

Inserts railgun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 31, 2015, 01:32:33 PM
Receives railroad

Inserts fox    <.<
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 31, 2015, 01:45:33 PM
Receives wolf
*Inserts bacon*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 31, 2015, 01:51:46 PM
Receives more bacon

*idea*

Inserts all bacon ever
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on July 31, 2015, 01:58:48 PM
Receives a salad.. really..? A salad?!
*Inserts the salad*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 31, 2015, 02:01:32 PM
Receives a pizza toppings but no crust

Inserts cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 31, 2015, 02:20:45 PM
Recieves a zarco pun

Inserts a thunder cloud
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on July 31, 2015, 02:25:21 PM
Receives rain

Inserts wrecking ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on July 31, 2015, 03:01:07 PM
Recieves miley

Insert dem cutes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on August 01, 2015, 05:52:24 AM
Receives da fugly

Inserts something
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 01, 2015, 01:32:08 PM
Recieves a vaguely worded treasure map

Inserts an oil tanker
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on August 01, 2015, 03:13:21 PM
Receives well greased car parts

Inserts smoothie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 01, 2015, 04:04:17 PM
Recieves a brain freeze

Inserts a armadillo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on August 01, 2015, 04:10:03 PM
Received a legadillo

Inserts really bad pun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 01, 2015, 05:46:48 PM
Recieves a zarco  >.>  <.<

Inserts a zepplin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on August 01, 2015, 07:25:35 PM
Receives Led

Inserts Pluto
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 02, 2015, 01:18:01 AM
Recieves a ten year journey

Insert jack black
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 02, 2015, 01:19:39 AM
Recieves a shark,

Insert the entire works of the Beatles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 02, 2015, 01:29:13 AM
Recieves a yellow submarine commanded by lucy

Inserts twilight sparkle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 02, 2015, 01:32:21 AM
Receives a Small Golden Case with the Harmony Gems/Crystals/ i don't know

Inserts a image of me (my real self)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 02, 2015, 01:36:20 AM
Recieves the what do you look like thread

Inserts the  4th of july
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 02, 2015, 01:37:45 AM
Receives an image of Keg of Alcohol with some firecrakers on the side.


Inserts the death star
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 02, 2015, 01:45:37 AM
Recieves an achilles heel

Inserts the dawn of men
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 02, 2015, 01:48:08 AM
Receives a collection Box set of the Planet of the Apes

Inserts a maths equation
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 02, 2015, 02:04:05 AM
Recieves a pie in the face

Inserts a boombox
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 02, 2015, 07:18:05 AM
Recieved GIANT BOOMBOX

Inserts a virus
Title: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on August 02, 2015, 07:34:27 AM
Receives Infected Fur
Inserts a half eaten donut
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 02, 2015, 07:49:29 AM
Receives a complete glazed doughnut


Inserts a pen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on August 02, 2015, 08:17:05 AM
Receives a sketch of her
Inserts glass.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 02, 2015, 12:08:13 PM
Recieves a cow

Inserts a hermit crab
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 02, 2015, 12:11:22 PM
Receives a bilogy book that details the life of a hermit crab

Inserts memes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 02, 2015, 12:20:08 PM
Recieves the I dont always guy

Inserts barbwire
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 02, 2015, 01:22:52 PM
Received 8 VAC bans and 1 CSGO overwatch ban (http://imgur.com/a/KjD8P)

Inserts a 9mm round
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 02, 2015, 01:27:58 PM
Recieves a copy of GTA 5

Inserts a Xbox one
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 02, 2015, 02:41:35 PM
Receives Sloth from the Goonies


Inserts facial symmetry
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 03, 2015, 01:18:56 AM
Recieves channing tatum

Inserts thor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 03, 2015, 06:04:55 AM
Received Zeus

Inserts a fridge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on August 03, 2015, 06:07:54 AM
Receives a bunch of magnets, an old shopping list and a children's drawing.

Inserts a portal gun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 03, 2015, 11:32:44 AM
Inserts a image saying " Half life three Confirmed"

Inserts my heart because i died of excitement because of what i recieved
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 03, 2015, 01:20:32 PM
Recieves a copy of the tell tale heart

Inserts a map to atlantis
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on August 03, 2015, 05:59:49 PM
Receives insatiable greed

Inserts superman action figure
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 03, 2015, 06:03:03 PM
Recieves the caped crusader

Inserts a thunder cat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blisk on August 03, 2015, 06:18:59 PM
Receives thunder buddies

Inserts Ted
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 03, 2015, 07:57:07 PM
Recieves peter griffin

Insert the superbowl
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 03, 2015, 09:24:19 PM
Receives a serving of chillie fries (mmmmm yummy) and a good time

Inserts a dictionary
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 03, 2015, 10:02:34 PM
((I think he meant THE Super Bowl (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl)))

Received all of content from Wikimedia Foundation's servers (this incluides Wikipedia, Wikiquote, Wiktionary and others) on a giant external hard drive.

Inserts adb.exe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_software_development#Android_Debug_Bridge)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 04, 2015, 12:37:23 AM
( I don't watch American football but I know that a popular food for the event in chillie fries and I always wanted to eat that)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 17, 2015, 06:27:47 PM
Receives nothing


Inserts a GPS tracker
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 17, 2015, 06:43:33 PM
Recieves a hike in the mountains

Inserts a glomp
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 17, 2015, 06:46:09 PM
Receives a furpile


Inserts Chatroulette.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 17, 2015, 07:23:33 PM
Recieves Omegle

Inserts adam sandler
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: purplewillow on August 17, 2015, 07:25:17 PM
gets his ex.*inserts coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 17, 2015, 07:27:22 PM
Receives a soda

Inserts conga line
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: purplewillow on August 17, 2015, 07:28:19 PM
get a boyfriend inserts another coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Angder on August 17, 2015, 07:35:18 PM
Receives soda. No bottle though, it just sort of flows out onto the floor

Insert water (by pouring it in)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: purplewillow on August 17, 2015, 07:39:21 PM
gets a baby that's screams
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 17, 2015, 07:40:11 PM
Received empty unlabeled plastic bottle.

Inserts himself.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: purplewillow on August 17, 2015, 07:40:49 PM
comes back out with no change
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 17, 2015, 07:48:17 PM
Purple, please stick to the rules or your posts will be ignored.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: purplewillow on August 17, 2015, 07:59:35 PM
ok fine *gets transformed into a girl *inserts coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 18, 2015, 09:23:08 AM
gets a penny


inserts a brick
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 18, 2015, 09:34:44 AM
Gets an empty house.

Inserts old TV
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nautilus567 on August 18, 2015, 12:36:44 PM
Gets an old VHS tape

Inserts a plushie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 18, 2015, 12:44:22 PM
YOSHI!  I hug the plushie


Inserts a packaged gift
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 18, 2015, 12:49:58 PM
Received an unpackaged gift.

Inserts infinity.
Title: The vending machine
Post by: Davefirefox on August 18, 2015, 02:48:02 PM
Receives a can of coke.


Inserts FL 3,-
(FL stands for a old dutch currency)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 18, 2015, 04:38:33 PM
Received Florins


Inserts spies from Guilder
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nautilus567 on August 18, 2015, 08:20:56 PM
Gets TF'2 spy


inserts Streptococcus aureus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 19, 2015, 03:24:56 AM
Recieves expensive medical bills

Insets the batman
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 19, 2015, 04:08:37 AM
Received bat and human

Inserts cmd.exe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 19, 2015, 10:33:21 AM
receives a message that says executable files are blocked


Inserts Anonymoose
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 19, 2015, 01:41:28 PM
Receives generic brand mousse.




Inserts a hairball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 19, 2015, 09:27:50 PM
Receives a guinea pig

Inserts a sheet of generic plain paper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Davefirefox on August 21, 2015, 02:41:45 PM
Gets shredded paper back

Inserts The Illuminati
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 21, 2015, 04:43:30 PM
gets a history book that properly explains the true illuminate and their intentions


Inserts textbook filled with math
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 22, 2015, 04:21:38 PM
Recieves a nop

Inserts this http://imgur.com/RMTQaEm (http://imgur.com/RMTQaEm) the bear not me  XD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on August 22, 2015, 08:02:06 PM
revives bear hug

inserts minion 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 22, 2015, 08:47:03 PM
Recieves fred

Inserts an infinity stone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 23, 2015, 12:41:18 AM
Receives a gauntlet


Inserts Dwayne, the rock, Johnson
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 23, 2015, 03:14:17 AM
Recieves drools  <.<  >.>

Inserts jon snow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 23, 2015, 04:31:23 AM
Receives
spoileeeeeeerr heeeeee issssss 





Inserts epic robot alien ghost
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 23, 2015, 04:34:55 AM
Recieves a poorly made anime

Inserts a dragon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 23, 2015, 04:45:37 AM
Receives one dragon Ball, the 5 stared one


Inserts a Titan
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 23, 2015, 07:40:42 AM
Received Titanfall retail version

Inserts oversized food ration
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on August 23, 2015, 03:01:11 PM
Receives vending machine.


Inserts fluffy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 23, 2015, 03:40:07 PM
Received robot.

Inserts whole MLP fandom
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on August 23, 2015, 05:16:04 PM
Receives haters


Inserts an ogre
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 24, 2015, 06:06:27 AM
receives shrek


inserts a Ferrari
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on August 24, 2015, 09:56:09 PM
Receives a Lamborghini



Inserts a dead whale
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 26, 2015, 01:55:01 AM
Recieves PETA

inserts bart simpson
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nautilus567 on August 26, 2015, 02:44:50 AM
gets Bort

inserts a pendrive
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on August 26, 2015, 02:25:19 PM
Receives pencildrive


Inserts Nautilus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 29, 2015, 05:12:23 PM
Receives Captain Nemo


Inserts Google maps
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 29, 2015, 05:27:25 PM
Received OpenStreetMap

Inserts nothing
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 29, 2015, 07:35:25 PM
Receives the Big Bang


Inserts a paper tiger
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on August 29, 2015, 07:49:17 PM
Receive s a real tiger


Inserts a duck
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 29, 2015, 07:52:19 PM
Receives a ugly cygnet.


Inserts an animated cereal loving tiger
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on August 29, 2015, 07:54:30 PM
Receives a real cereal hating dog


Insert a mountain dew
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 29, 2015, 07:57:08 PM
Receives Sunkist


Inserts home-made ginger beer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on August 29, 2015, 09:55:37 PM
Received a beer and shrugs before taking a sip.
Shoves a camera in the vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 30, 2015, 02:52:57 AM
Recieves megapixels

Inserts a foot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on August 30, 2015, 02:59:19 AM
Receives stubbed toes

Inserts Zaida
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on August 30, 2015, 03:22:02 AM
Receives... *crawls out of machine* me.
Inserts my tail
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 30, 2015, 03:39:46 AM
Recieves a bull whip

Inserts a cow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on August 30, 2015, 06:05:19 AM
Received 13 buckets of milk.

Inserts fresh new phone.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on August 30, 2015, 07:02:10 AM
Receives a broken phone
Inserts a koopa shell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on August 30, 2015, 08:25:36 AM
Receives banana peel

Inserts Smash mouth album
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on August 30, 2015, 10:15:46 AM
Recieves Shrek

Inserts cellophane flowers of yellow and green.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 30, 2015, 02:32:25 PM
Receives Plasticine porters with looking-glass ties




Inserts a Tusken Raider.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SadDubwool on August 30, 2015, 08:31:59 PM
Receives cloth


Insert Game Grumps
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 31, 2015, 11:25:17 AM
receives another lets play channel, though its quite good.


Inserts a hardrive
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 31, 2015, 01:44:01 PM
Receives a rendition of the Imperial March played by hard drives.




Inserts a floppy disk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 31, 2015, 03:32:11 PM
Recieves an obsolete operating system

Insert a horse
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 31, 2015, 06:11:40 PM
Receives a nagging


Inserts a mule
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 31, 2015, 07:15:28 PM
Recevies a political discussion

Insert optimus prime
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on August 31, 2015, 07:18:54 PM
Receives a Decepticon with its laser cannon already about to fire

Put in a pokeball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 31, 2015, 07:26:51 PM
Recieves a light bulb

Insert family guy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 31, 2015, 07:42:02 PM
Receives a Megatron cameo voiced by Frank Welker


Inserts Mila Kunis
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on August 31, 2015, 07:47:14 PM
Recieves a psycho

Inserts a persian rug
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 31, 2015, 08:16:19 PM
Receives and Iranian carpet


Inserts cuniform
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Davefirefox on September 11, 2015, 09:12:43 PM
Receives unicorn


Inserts polandball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on September 12, 2015, 12:45:59 AM
Receives pokeball.

Insert my hand.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on September 12, 2015, 12:59:43 AM
receives tomato juice, .....delicious


Inserts a band-aid
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 01:59:33 AM
Receives more tomato juice... mmmm...


Inserts a pineapple
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 02:44:56 PM
Receives a house a the bottom of the sea


Inserts an absorbent and porous substance.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 02:55:09 PM
Receives a mutant sponge

Inserts a rock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 03:10:22 PM
Receives a roll


Inserts hair in a bun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 04:16:37 PM
Receives a bun in some hair


Inserts a giraffe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 04:22:06 PM
Receives a free pass to Cotswold Wildlife Park.


Inserts a bacon tree
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 04:24:10 PM
Receives 10,000 sobbing pigs


Inserts a medium cooked steak

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 04:28:33 PM
Receives a chef's wounded pride


Inserts a nut allergy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 04:30:02 PM
Receives an allergic reaction


Inserts a sick gecko
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 04:32:53 PM
Receives an egg-bound gargoyle


Inserts a blue panther
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 04:34:13 PM
Receives me


Inserts a vixen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 04:37:58 PM
Receives a high-maintenance psycho with great boobs.


Inserts a blue panther chameleon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 04:40:19 PM
Receives me with my pet chameleon, Malibu


Inserts a wheelchair
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 04:44:12 PM
Receives vegetable quiche


Inserts a Malibu Stacey doll
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 04:45:27 PM
Receives Ken


Inserts a 6 pound cheeseburger
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 04:47:40 PM
Receives Chuck Norris' arteries


Inserts page 3 of the Sun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 04:48:29 PM
Receives great balls of fire


Inserts an anime
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 04:50:27 PM
Receives a Ninja Scroll


Inserts Jerry Lee Lewis
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 04:54:57 PM
Receives Pocahontas


Inserts Columbus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 04:59:01 PM
Receives a successful Harry Potter book adaptation


Inserts Jared Diamond
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 05:00:13 PM
Receives a vine of a man polishing his bald head


Inserts a laser gunship
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 05:02:08 PM
Receives a Victory class Star Destroyer


Inserts an Imperial class Star Destroyer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 05:14:53 PM
Receives a happy Wolx and a death star


Inserts Captain Rex
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 05:24:03 PM
Receives Commander Cody


Inserts Commander Colt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 12, 2015, 05:34:12 PM
Receives Commander Gree


Inserts an explosion at the citadel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2015, 05:38:04 PM
Receives an arrow to the knee


Inserts a genuine product key code
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Davefirefox on October 09, 2015, 07:57:20 PM
Receivesa legal copy of Windows XP Professional


Inserts Donald Trump
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 09, 2015, 08:06:14 PM
Recives Ronald Mc Donald


Inserts Godzilla's eggs..
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 10, 2015, 12:14:21 AM
Recieves a perfectly cooked omelet.

Inserts a useless pebble.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Keinai on October 11, 2015, 12:29:50 PM
Receives a useless boulder.

Inserts a coin, but the vending machine swallows it and I violently shake it, hoping to loosen up my coin or a prize.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 11, 2015, 08:21:53 PM
Recieves a thermal nuclear bomb

Inserts a ewok
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 11, 2015, 08:28:30 PM
Recieves a copy of Star Wars.

Inserts a silver bar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 11, 2015, 08:47:11 PM
Recieves the power ball

Inserts a thunder bird
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 11, 2015, 08:57:03 PM
Recieves the skeleton of a thunderbird.

Inserts the wishbone.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 13, 2015, 01:38:21 PM
Receives a dead genie



Inserts batman
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 13, 2015, 03:52:09 PM
Receives kryptonite.

Inserts the Triforce.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 13, 2015, 10:19:56 PM
Recieves courage, wisdom, and power.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on October 14, 2015, 12:31:56 PM
recieves George unable to insert something
Inserts the square root of -1
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 15, 2015, 12:25:03 AM
Recieves missingno.

Inserts 10,000g
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 15, 2015, 12:26:41 AM
Receives a p2w game


Inserts a diamond
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 15, 2015, 01:33:54 AM
Recieves 100,000,000g

Inserts 5%
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 15, 2015, 01:35:24 AM
Receives 3.14


Inserts Columbus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 15, 2015, 01:47:43 AM
Receives 'Murica

Inserts Bambi
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 15, 2015, 01:59:28 AM
Receives a talking deer



Inserts a crab
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 15, 2015, 03:01:05 PM
Receives a cooked crab platter.

Inserts a wooden sword.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 16, 2015, 03:08:10 PM
Receives a splinter...


inserts a cherry
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 16, 2015, 03:13:44 PM
Recives a bomb.


Inserts a Godzilla
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 16, 2015, 03:32:33 PM
Recieves a Godzilla plushie.

Inserts a movie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 16, 2015, 03:33:51 PM
recieves fantastic mr. fox ^w^


inserts a ps4 game
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 16, 2015, 03:37:15 PM
Receives a PS20 game.

Inserts Morgan Freeman.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 16, 2015, 04:14:36 PM
Recives a bad transformer movie.


Inserts a litte pony.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on October 16, 2015, 07:31:30 PM
Receives friendship.

Put in a log.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 16, 2015, 07:44:20 PM
Recives ash.


Inserts Flappy bird.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 16, 2015, 10:24:54 PM
receives a broken phone... inserts myself...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 16, 2015, 11:00:47 PM
Receives a copy of Rainbow Six.

Inserts Swagnemite.

(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/16/3685e56a4a5aa8534be250cdad7b3544.jpg)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 16, 2015, 11:08:11 PM
receives a gold fang... inserts a cd disc album
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 16, 2015, 11:37:43 PM
Receives a music note

Inserts the letter Z
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 19, 2015, 01:57:24 PM
Gets Lizard Z.


Inserts a yo mama joke
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 19, 2015, 02:41:11 PM
recieves a wardrobe for a middle schooler...


inserts a wekend away from the forum...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 19, 2015, 02:43:03 PM
Receives a red panda 030


Inserts self back into vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 19, 2015, 02:52:23 PM
Recieves an abundant of change from the change jar inside...


inserts my vixen... whoops, shes gonna be mad at me...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 19, 2015, 02:54:10 PM
Recieves an angry gf


Inserts a pickle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 19, 2015, 02:59:17 PM
recieves a pelican trying to push product placement...


inserts a terrible movie...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 19, 2015, 03:00:28 PM
Receives disappointment


Inserts hand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 19, 2015, 03:04:56 PM
receives a paw...


inserts a dollar coin...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 19, 2015, 03:05:44 PM
Receives a can of blue liquid


Inserts souls of the damned
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 19, 2015, 03:07:54 PM
recieves a week of no sleep and constant moaning and screaming...


inserts a can of mtn dew...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on October 19, 2015, 06:18:17 PM
Received pack of Doritos and a copy of Quickscoping 101 Guide

Inserts a smell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 19, 2015, 06:22:30 PM
Recives a fart.


Inserts a grumpy cat meme.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on October 19, 2015, 06:27:22 PM
Received an actual living grumpy cat.

Tips fedora in front of the vending machine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 19, 2015, 08:32:58 PM
Receives nothing.

Inserts fist.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 19, 2015, 10:19:30 PM
Receives the vending machine moan "oh daddy"


*giggles*


Inserts a sock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 19, 2015, 10:41:19 PM
receives a sock puppet that you probably shouldnt put you paw into...  0:)  inserts my dogtags...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 19, 2015, 10:53:23 PM
Receives a salute <o^o


Inserts a finger ō3õ
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 19, 2015, 11:01:14 PM
receives a fingerprint... inserts my art http://alpha-fox-187.deviantart.com/art/Lura-x-Alpha-567118058 (http://alpha-fox-187.deviantart.com/art/Lura-x-Alpha-567118058)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 19, 2015, 11:08:03 PM
Receives applause


Inserts dust
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on October 19, 2015, 11:10:15 PM
Receives an elysian tale (if anyone has played that game)

Puts in a taco.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on October 19, 2015, 11:11:09 PM
Receives an enchilada plate.

Inserts a dragon scale.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 19, 2015, 11:14:32 PM
receives a regenerated dragon that's now your companion for your life... inserts flannel...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on October 19, 2015, 11:16:25 PM
Receives the most comfy pajama pants that were blessed by the sleep fairy herself.

Inserts a bonsai tree.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 19, 2015, 11:19:21 PM
receives trimmers to maintain such a needy plant... inserts my .357 revolver...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 12:12:24 AM
Receives 'MURICA


Inserts a fork
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 12:13:31 AM
receives a spork... inserts willow... :P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on October 20, 2015, 12:15:20 AM
Recieves a short guy on a magical quest.

Inserts a soccer ball.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 12:16:56 AM
(I'm tempest right now >3<, willow is in my profile pictures if you wanna see)


Receives a whining man


Inserts a cookie :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on October 20, 2015, 12:20:08 AM
Receives some chocolate chips.

Inserts a stick of butter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 12:21:53 AM
receives cholestrerol... I think... iinserts tempest this time... (im confused... i'd like to know the difference tho *smiles*)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 12:27:02 AM
(Willow is my dragoness character and Tempest is my red panda :3)


Receives a giggling vending machine


Is in the vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 12:40:47 AM
inserts a quarter...  i'll get ya outta there, hehe...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 02:31:42 AM
Receives a very fluffy Tempest ^3^


Inserts a bottle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:14:27 AM
*rubs your fur* recieves purified water...


inserts a concert ticket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 03:26:08 AM
Receives the members of Queen


Inserts a bug
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:27:47 AM
recieves an ant farm... neeeeerd, jk....


inserts pocket lint...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 03:29:15 AM
Receives a baby


Inserts baby
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:35:50 AM
recieves 18 years of raising a child... you make a wonderful mother, hehe...


inserts pencil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 03:37:44 AM
*is dressed like in a pin up style* damn right!!


Receives a test :P


Inserts a stick
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:40:16 AM
recieves the truth...


*i adjust my glasses* no problem!


inserts my finished test...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 03:42:27 AM
Receives an F-


*giggles*


Inserts a mannequin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:47:26 AM
*i fall on my knees and yell at the sky* these werent even my glasses!


recieves a copy of the evil within


inserts a stereo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 04:03:52 AM
Receives a man standing under his window, holding it above his head


Inserts a Nintendo cartridge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 04:23:34 AM
Recieves intense blowing... on cartridge of course!!!


inserts Gamecube game...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 04:25:59 AM
Receives me as a best friend 030


I has a gamecube..it's the shit 030


Inserts a feather
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 04:29:40 AM
*covers my face* i dont have mine anymore TT^TT


recieves temporary wings to fly and round with...


inserts a gold coin...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 04:31:15 AM
Receives a mushroom


Inserts a piece of Halloween candy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 04:37:08 AM
recieves candy corn....


... yep... you get that... *i smirk as you recieve it* enjoy, hehe


inserts a metal fan...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 04:42:45 AM
*eats it* o3o


Receives a girl who loves Black Veil Brides


Inserts my tongue ;3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 04:46:21 AM
recieves me having to pull your tongue out and a piece of candy falls out...


now what did we learn?

[/size][size=78%]insert my paw... oh no...[/size]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 04:48:59 AM
*giggles and noms on your finger*


Receives a hand shake from the inside of the machine


Inserts tongue again
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 04:51:48 AM
son of a...


recieves a sucker... or lollie pop, what ever the kids call it these days...


inserts a a AA battery
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 04:57:14 AM
*eats it and watches him*


Recieves a vibrating..."back massager" X3


Inserts a pillow


(Going to bed, G'night ^~^)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 05:09:25 AM
recieves a peaceful sleep...


inserts a ending credits theme song...


i had my fill of the forum today ^w^, goodnight y'all!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on October 20, 2015, 10:11:43 AM
Receives bonus clip

Inserts coffee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 01:43:41 PM
recieves an alarm clock...


inserts drinkable energizing liquid...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 01:51:29 PM
Recives a hyper raptor.


Inserts EA.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 02:29:12 PM
Receives a textbook


Inserts an extension cord
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 02:40:23 PM
recieves just enough length for christmas lights or your game console...


inserts my berate...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 02:41:48 PM
Receives a beanie


Inserts my tongue once again
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 02:43:25 PM
do you enjoy the taste of slots? i swear...

recieves a spark of electricity...

inserts flashdrive...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 02:45:12 PM
XD YOU BET YOUR ASS I DO XP


*jumps and rubs my tongue with my paw*


Receives a computer


Inserts water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 02:47:59 PM
*looks at my ass and hugs my tail* i aint betting nothing of me!


recieves voss water...


inserts my rock playlist...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 02:49:33 PM
Recives a horde of teen girls.


Inserts a 2DS.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 02:54:17 PM
*i kick them away* i already have a girlfriend! aaaah!!!!

recieves tetris ^w^

inserts my ak-47...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 02:59:34 PM
Recives a russian.


Inserts a meat log.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 03:02:12 PM
Receives a goat


Inserts a desk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:05:10 PM
recieves a cubical where you will work for eternity... or till you quit...


inserts a playstation exclusive...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 03:07:16 PM
Receives an Xbox


Inserts a pop tab
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 03:08:27 PM
Recives Helldivers. (Best game ever!)


Inserts myself..
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 03:09:36 PM
Receives a quarter


Inserts a dime to get him out
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:11:48 PM
recieves a silva...


inserts 5 gum...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 03:16:38 PM
Recives Big League Chew.


Inserts a dairy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:18:08 PM
recieves a very deep and dark secret of mine...


inserts duct tape...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 03:18:56 PM
Recives plaenty of werid uses.


Inserts the vending manchine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:23:28 PM
creates a time pardox, causing a black hole...


inserts duct tape again to fix...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 03:25:53 PM
Recives a vending manchine of the gods.


Inserts a Pepsi Man.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:28:32 PM
recieves a broken disc...

inserts sand jar...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 03:29:45 PM
Recives a angry mummy.


Inserts a Golden Gun..
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 20, 2015, 03:33:02 PM
recieves an over powered hunter...


inserts my last post for a few hours...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 03:36:39 PM
Recives a sudden flood of posts.


Inserts saddness..
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bembix on October 20, 2015, 03:43:38 PM
Recieves an empanada

Inserts spinach
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 03:49:56 PM
Recives Popeye.


Inserts Super Mario.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tiger on October 20, 2015, 04:30:36 PM
Recieves a Yoshi!

Inserts cookies.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bembix on October 20, 2015, 04:31:03 PM
Receives the same cookies, but with raisins in them
Inserts an owl
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 06:19:03 PM
Receives a tootsie pop


Inserts a nickle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 20, 2015, 06:22:38 PM
Recieves a time long lost

Insert the art of war
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 20, 2015, 06:24:26 PM
Relieves a face full of paint


Inserts my face
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 06:32:36 PM
Recives Anrgy PETA


Inserts a cartoon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 20, 2015, 07:39:38 PM
Receives a time of adventure



Inserts a giraffe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 20, 2015, 07:40:47 PM
Recieves a long day

Inserts a teiko
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 20, 2015, 07:43:33 PM
Receives a kalan who was tricked into thinking I was Teiko

(Hehe, that actually happened >:3 )


Inserts the only wolx on TFF
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 20, 2015, 07:53:02 PM
Recieves a put me back on your buddy list damn it

Inserts a lamp shade
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 20, 2015, 08:22:47 PM
Receives a shadeles lamp

Inserts box set of the Jojo's bizarre adventure English dub
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 20, 2015, 08:25:25 PM
Receives a wolx raging because Fairy Tail season two still isn't on Netflix



Inserts a PhD doctor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 20, 2015, 08:26:10 PM
Recives Dr.Phil


Inerts a little boy dresses in a green tunic.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 20, 2015, 08:26:51 PM
Receives a high energy photon

Inserts the police
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 20, 2015, 08:29:07 PM
Receives SWAT



Inserts an attack buffalo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 20, 2015, 08:31:50 PM
Receives the same buffalo, but with raisins in it

Inserts Pink Floyd
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 20, 2015, 08:32:54 PM
Receives a flamingo



Inserts an arc reactor made out of a microwave
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 20, 2015, 08:34:59 PM
Receives a microwave made out of an arc reactor

Inserts 3000 lbs of cake mix
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 20, 2015, 08:39:41 PM
Receives in insanely fat, 3000 pound wolx



Inserts a burning dung beetle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 20, 2015, 08:42:15 PM
Receives carbon

Inserts plutonium
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 20, 2015, 08:44:23 PM
Receives me crying because the scientists tried to abandon Pluto from being a planet



Inserts Uranus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 20, 2015, 08:45:27 PM
Receives me, Dio!

Inserts dubstep
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 20, 2015, 08:48:16 PM
Receives a wolx raging cuz all deze skrubs can't tell the difference between techno and subsets



Inserts an average male human
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 20, 2015, 08:53:38 PM
Receives a note reading "WTF is this?"


Post Merge: October 20, 2015, 08:54:20 PM
Inserts salt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tiger on October 20, 2015, 09:03:42 PM
Receives sugar. 

Inserts a pen.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 20, 2015, 09:10:09 PM
Receives a penCIL.

Inserts a steak.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 20, 2015, 10:49:42 PM
Receives a lemon

Inserts the illuminati
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on October 21, 2015, 01:42:22 AM
Receive Justin Bieber.


Put in a triangle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on October 21, 2015, 01:44:38 AM
Receives a gentle tinkling sound.

(like the instrument...)

Inserts a loud growl.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 21, 2015, 01:49:30 AM
Receives massive quantities of shaving cream

Inserts Waifu request
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on October 21, 2015, 01:55:30 AM
Receives a worrying amount of waifu pillows.

Inserts a synthesizer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 21, 2015, 01:56:21 AM
Receives something that was synthesized.

Inserts a power morpher
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 21, 2015, 02:04:41 AM
Receives the bullet that killed Abraham London

Inserts the exorcist
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: FriendlyFern on October 21, 2015, 11:46:37 PM
Receives a demon

Inserts a bar of chocolate
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 21, 2015, 11:50:22 PM
Receives fur Morgan Freeman

Inserts the gift of fire
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: FriendlyFern on October 22, 2015, 12:01:20 AM
*oh heck yes*
Receives a copy of the first Ghostbusters movie.

Inserts a golden spoon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 22, 2015, 12:08:25 AM
Receives all the black ops 2 dlcs

Inserts naplam
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 22, 2015, 12:29:45 AM
receives Nathan drake as a partner... (that's the right napalm right?) inserts sugar...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 22, 2015, 12:32:01 AM
(nope, but that's hilarious) receives salt

Inserts cthulu
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2015, 01:02:35 AM
Receives the Eye of Cthulu

Inserts a screw attack
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 22, 2015, 01:11:24 AM
Receives a nail defense

Inserts all 7 chaos emeralds
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2015, 01:17:39 AM
Receives all 7 Sol Emeralds

Inserts coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 22, 2015, 01:18:52 AM
Receives a euro coin

Inserts a moon rock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 22, 2015, 01:23:15 AM
Receives Cheese

Inserts a buster sword
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: FriendlyFern on October 22, 2015, 01:34:22 AM
Recieves Cloud's sexy hair

Inserts an egg
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 22, 2015, 03:01:30 AM
Gets food.


Inserts cellophane flowers

EDIT: Somehow replaced "flowers" with "posters" before. Fixed now.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 22, 2015, 03:25:21 AM
Receives a plant that grows plastic fruit

Inserts a racial assumption about Islamic terror
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: NamelessTraveler on October 23, 2015, 02:26:34 AM
Gets a Tumblr-style paragraph (Or two) paper on Islam

Inserts a bottle of water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 23, 2015, 02:27:50 AM
Receives a jar of water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on October 23, 2015, 02:28:41 AM
You didn't insert anything Vice.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 23, 2015, 02:30:14 AM
Precisely, I insert nothing, come at me vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on October 23, 2015, 02:31:16 AM
 XD

Insert a really bad joke.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 23, 2015, 02:32:49 AM
Why did the spy cross the road?
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on October 23, 2015, 02:35:04 AM
To be break a vending machine...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 23, 2015, 02:35:32 AM
Because he was never really on your side
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on October 23, 2015, 02:39:59 AM
Stop...stop it right meow.

Insert a cow.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 23, 2015, 02:41:30 AM
I will insert no such thing

Inserts coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 02:42:38 AM
Receives a child


Inserts a tooth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 23, 2015, 02:43:49 AM
Receives the space shuttle

Inserts three seconds
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 02:48:47 AM
Receives a bass drop


Inserts a dog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 23, 2015, 02:50:07 AM
Receives the same dog, but with raisins in it

Inserts za warudo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 02:53:39 AM
(dogs can/will die if they eat grapes or raisins though :(( )


Receives a star sticker


Inserts a necklace
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 23, 2015, 02:55:49 AM
((Sry, was a reference to an earlier post))
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 02:57:15 AM
((I understand :3))
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 03:04:27 AM
recieves a knecklace that is half of another knecklace your best friend keeps...


inserts my intense back pain...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 03:05:32 AM
Receives a massage from yours truly


Inserts a ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 03:08:07 AM
dem small paws *smiles*


recieves a un destroyable ball of yarn...


inserts a terrible partner for an adventure...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 03:09:58 AM
*squints at it* challenge accepted *rolls around with it, biting it and kicking it


Receives a random dead partner


Inserts a song
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 03:13:06 AM
recieves three days grace - over and over...


*watches* this is gonna be awhile...


inserts a icecream flavor...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 03:19:00 AM
*continues*


Receives a pie


Inserts a grape
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 03:22:12 AM
recieves a watermelon


*i grab the ball and roll it down the hallway*


inserts 20 dollars...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 03:23:30 AM
*chases it with a vengeance*


Receives a gooey substance


Inserts a rock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 03:26:34 AM
recieves a roll...


inserts broken electronic....
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bembix on October 23, 2015, 11:18:31 AM
Receives a functioning electronic that swears continually.

Inserts a wad of gum
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 23, 2015, 12:51:53 PM
Receive a wolx eating that gum




Inserts the only wolx on the forums
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 01:15:11 PM
recieves a tight hug from your fox cousin *hugs wolxikin*


inserts pringles...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 23, 2015, 01:25:06 PM
Receives definitely not a Pringles ripoff "chips in a can"



Inserts a Frito lay burrito
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 01:27:05 PM
recieves a dorito shell taco...


inserts fire...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 23, 2015, 01:28:06 PM
Receives a burning vending machine



Inserts 7,000 orios
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 01:31:10 PM
recieves a vending maching with diabeties...


inserts a old backpack...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 23, 2015, 01:33:24 PM
Receives the old backpack except filled with raisins



Inserts a crusty apple
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 01:36:29 PM
*shoves my face inside to devoure raisins* ^w^


recieves a apple pie...


inserts a animatronic fox...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 23, 2015, 01:38:05 PM
Receives 89,000,000 12 year old fanboys



Inserts an anamatronic wolx
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 01:43:15 PM
recieves his own franchise thats better....


inserts more severe back pain....



Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 02:37:07 PM
Receives the best back massage from the cyootest red panda ^3^


*giggles and purrs*


Inserts a book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 02:50:42 PM
you're the best...


recieves a copy of animal farm...


inserts a cheat code...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 02:54:20 PM
*purrs and keeps massaging his back and shoulders* ^3^ hehe I know :P


Receives the matrix


Inserts my face
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: FriendlyFern on October 23, 2015, 02:57:28 PM
Receives a paper saying "Here's Johnny!"

Inserts a pokeball.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 02:58:45 PM
recieves tempest...


insets a broken pencil...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 23, 2015, 02:59:10 PM
Receives a Test

Inserts a bubble
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 23, 2015, 03:03:59 PM
how am i suppose to do this with a broken pencil!? *chews on the end of the pencil to modify a writing utentil*


recieves a bubble bath...


inserts a sliver...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2015, 08:35:03 PM
Receives cake

Inserts the universe.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on October 23, 2015, 09:16:50 PM
Receive the number 42

Insert hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. (Not the movie)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 23, 2015, 09:19:00 PM
Receives the movie

Inserts To Kill a Mocking Bird.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: NamelessTraveler on October 23, 2015, 11:46:47 PM
Receives a dead bird (I never read it, don't judge me!)
Inserts a tanuki
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 24, 2015, 12:04:39 AM
Receives PETA



Inserts some sweet shades B)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: FriendlyFern on October 24, 2015, 02:09:55 AM
Recieves the light of a thousand suns

Inserts a lightbulb
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 24, 2015, 02:11:19 AM
recieves thomas eddisons corpse...


inserts a grenade...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 24, 2015, 03:33:19 AM
Receives an explosion, what did you expect?



Inserts a rotten existential orange banana
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 24, 2015, 03:35:18 AM
i dunno? a explosive kiss?


recieves cream soda...


inserts a blade...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 24, 2015, 03:40:18 AM
Receives a crying, dieing vending machine, it had a wife and family!



Inserts a medium cooked pineapple
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 24, 2015, 03:41:30 AM
recieves a flaming spong, snail and starfish screaming for help and dying...


*stabs the machines family*


inserts a earpiece...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 24, 2015, 03:49:14 AM
You monster D:


Receives Secret Agent Vending


Insert jemes bund
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 24, 2015, 03:51:51 AM
*drinks the mtn dew dripping from the soda can children*


recieves another horrible remake/ sequal....


inserts a old pair of shoes....
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bembix on October 24, 2015, 03:00:07 PM
Receives a voucher to one all-expenses-paid trip to Camp Green Lake.

Inserts a malformed but still delicious orange...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 24, 2015, 04:44:06 PM
*comes back with a hocky mask covered in blood yawning* that was boring...

receives a citrus mtn dew...

inserts a chair...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 24, 2015, 06:25:32 PM
Recieves a table.


Inserts black tea with milk.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on October 24, 2015, 09:31:12 PM
Receives just the milk.

Inserts the number 7
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Buna on October 25, 2015, 05:30:22 AM
Receives Mick Thompson from Slipknot




inserts Iowa
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 25, 2015, 08:02:07 AM
Recieves Delaware

Inserts candy canes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 25, 2015, 01:48:36 PM
Receives the grinch



Inserts Gregory McCowell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 26, 2015, 02:23:07 PM
Recives Geogre Lucas.


Inserts a portal gun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 26, 2015, 03:37:00 PM
recieves a puzzle...


inserts lasso...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 26, 2015, 03:41:42 PM
Recives a cowboy.


Inserts a sack of penuts.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: FriendlyFern on October 26, 2015, 06:57:54 PM
Recieves an elephant

Inserts a jelly bean
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on October 28, 2015, 09:15:21 AM
recieves the seed


Inserts Gravity (movie or force depending on your preference)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 28, 2015, 02:30:09 PM
Receives popcorn


Inserts a shoe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 28, 2015, 03:16:59 PM
Recives a sandel


Inserts a Twlight book.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on October 28, 2015, 03:47:24 PM
Receives an apple.

Inserts a VHS.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 28, 2015, 03:50:52 PM
Recives an copy of a old godzilla film.


Inserts the Bible.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on October 28, 2015, 03:52:56 PM
Receives the Torah

Inserts a cheese wedge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 28, 2015, 04:02:52 PM
Recevives a cheese wheel.


Inserts a pair of sunglasses.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: FriendlyFern on October 28, 2015, 04:06:42 PM
Recieves the moon.

Inserts a kitten calendar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 28, 2015, 04:08:16 PM
Recives a dog calculater.


Inserts Halloween costume.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 28, 2015, 06:26:31 PM
recieves a copy of hoton hears a who...


inserts a contest...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 28, 2015, 07:54:10 PM
receives a wet white t shirt


Inserts a fish
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 28, 2015, 10:11:07 PM
recieves shamuu... is that what her names called?


inserts a tuna melt sandwich...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 29, 2015, 03:06:44 AM
Receives a video of me eating it 030!!


Inserts a bucket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 29, 2015, 03:09:59 AM
Receives the bucket, yet filled with raisins



Inserts a grape
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 29, 2015, 04:02:30 AM
recieves a raisin...


*watches the video* oh. mah. hawd!!!!! i love it!


inserts a bandage...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 29, 2015, 04:04:53 AM
Receives neosporin



Inserts Excalibur
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 29, 2015, 04:07:17 AM
recieves a sword cleaning kit...


inserts a shoelace...

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 29, 2015, 04:08:32 AM
Receives a pair of Nikes, on sale for only 159.99!



Inserts a lance
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 29, 2015, 04:10:33 AM
*chews on shoe*


recieves a dance... i dunno...


inserts a map
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 29, 2015, 04:13:34 AM
Receives Swiper. Swiper no swiping!


Inserts a shrubbery
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 29, 2015, 04:17:11 AM
i'd be mad at you, but i set myself up for that...


recieves a thorn to the paw...


inserts tweezers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 29, 2015, 04:18:08 AM
Receives an ear hair



Inserts earwax
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: FriendlyFern on October 29, 2015, 04:20:44 AM
Recieves one of those wierd wax-vac things

Inserts a pillow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on October 29, 2015, 04:22:56 AM
Receives a tired wolx, I go bed now


Inserts sleep
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on October 29, 2015, 04:36:40 PM
recieves an annoying alarm clock..


*makes continues beeping sounds with my mouth* ^w^


inserts a megaphone...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 29, 2015, 06:07:52 PM
Recives a micro phone


Inserts a Sponge named Bob who lives in a pineapple
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 30, 2015, 01:22:05 AM
Recieves money. Lots of it.


Inserts cheese.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 01, 2015, 08:27:26 AM
recieves a mouse... possible cecil...


inserts mah fluffy tail  :P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on November 01, 2015, 08:57:49 AM
Received some loose fur

Throws flashbang inside the vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 01, 2015, 07:27:18 PM
recieves a cream soda...


great, im shedding...


inserts a guitar string...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on November 01, 2015, 08:24:23 PM
Recieves a clarenet

Puts in my mechanical arm.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 01, 2015, 08:56:41 PM
recieves venom snake...


inserts tranquilizer...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on November 01, 2015, 09:05:07 PM
Receives a drugged candy bar



Inserts a bat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 01, 2015, 09:07:30 PM
reciecievs cecil a few weeks ago...


oh no... *alpha was drugged, it was not very effective*


inserts clean candy...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 01, 2015, 09:25:19 PM
Recieves wolx

Insert a soap opera
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on November 01, 2015, 09:30:12 PM
Received soap and opera.

Inserts Spotify Premium 3 months subscription giftcard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 01, 2015, 09:32:32 PM
recieves the ability to skip ads for a week...


inserts playstation plus for a year...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 01, 2015, 09:34:55 PM
Recieves I dont know what that is

Inserts a mortal coil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 01, 2015, 11:49:49 PM
recieves a immortal coil...


inserts a backscratcher
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 02, 2015, 01:05:02 AM
Recieves a cat

Inserts a medalion
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on November 02, 2015, 02:09:18 AM
Receives a gold piece


Inserts hair curlers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 02, 2015, 02:52:38 AM
recieves a cuter look...


inserts sunglasses aviators...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 03, 2015, 04:53:18 PM
Receives Howard Hughes

Inserts a VHS repair service
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 03, 2015, 07:56:03 PM
recieves foreclosure... i still love VHS ^w^

inserts a blockbusters member card
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on November 03, 2015, 08:31:23 PM
Receives dust


Inserts Tech N9ne
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 03, 2015, 08:34:37 PM
recieves a trash can...

im not dissing on anyones interest in music, just, not my type....

inserts nickleback album, hehe...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on November 03, 2015, 08:56:51 PM
Receives a photograph

Inserts a graph
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 03, 2015, 11:31:46 PM
 X3


recieves a giraffe...


inserts the eye of the tiger.... (sorry tiger....)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on November 04, 2015, 12:19:10 AM
Recieves hitpoints

Inserts blue flower
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 04, 2015, 07:41:21 PM
receives the pedals in return!


inserts a headphone set
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 04, 2015, 10:27:53 PM
recieves a bass drop...


inserts headphones with one functional side...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on November 05, 2015, 02:11:54 AM
Receives rage


Inserts taffy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 05, 2015, 02:13:38 AM
Recieves willy wonka

Insert a cute
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 05, 2015, 03:57:10 AM
recieves every female on forum, plus wolx for good measure...


inserts jack-in plug...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on November 05, 2015, 05:27:49 AM
Recieves jack-off plug.


Inserts viola and organ
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 05, 2015, 05:30:54 AM
Recieves bach

Inserts a mask and cape
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on November 05, 2015, 05:31:49 AM
Recieves a heroic raccoon.

inserts cheese wheel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 05, 2015, 05:34:18 AM
Recieves a gouda time

That was terrible sorry

Inserts a star cruiser
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on November 05, 2015, 05:35:05 AM
Recieves a straw curser.


Inserts time itself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 05, 2015, 05:38:59 AM
Recieves a singularity

Inserts the singularity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on November 05, 2015, 05:41:09 AM
gets it

Inserts lazy response
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 05, 2015, 05:48:25 AM
Recieves an eh ill come up with something later

Inserts a hexagon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on November 05, 2015, 01:22:17 PM
Received Super Hexagon (video game)

Inserts gender dysphoria
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 05, 2015, 02:16:43 PM
recieves a looooooot pf emotiona pain...


inserts nightcore music...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 05, 2015, 02:48:41 PM
Reacives a Nightcore anime drawing.


Inserts a Red Neck bear fursona
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 05, 2015, 03:49:15 PM
(i forgot his name! >w<) recieves a dead goldie locks...

inserts a ring pop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 05, 2015, 03:56:33 PM
Recives a Baby Bottle pop


Inserts a Zilla fursona
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 05, 2015, 04:08:04 PM
recieves destroyed stuff...


inserts a dollar...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 05, 2015, 04:12:54 PM
  Recives a slender man who wants twenry dollars for the club.


Inserts a Red Fox fursona
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 05, 2015, 04:23:05 PM
recieves me ^w^

inserts a time slot ticket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 05, 2015, 04:30:03 PM
Recives a Doctor named Wooh


Inserts a Sergal fursona








Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on November 08, 2015, 09:07:59 PM
recieves furry pandering


inserts cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on November 08, 2015, 10:05:57 PM
Received cheese

Inserts a car
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 08, 2015, 11:01:37 PM
recieves a 1970 camaro


inserts mtn dew can...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on November 08, 2015, 11:09:37 PM
Received pack of Doritos and Quickscoping 101 Guide

Inserts myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 09, 2015, 02:41:01 AM
receives stuff we have put in...

Iserts projectile
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on November 09, 2015, 04:45:57 AM
recieves casing


inserts football
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 09, 2015, 01:43:24 PM
Receives Stewie Griffin's head


Inserts the movie Troll 2
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 09, 2015, 02:27:02 PM
recieves a bowl of popcorn...


i never watched it.... probably never will...


inserts a terrible actor...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 09, 2015, 02:45:40 PM
Receives Jake Lloyd


Inserts a digital rock to obscure R2D2
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 09, 2015, 02:54:34 PM
Receives Aged Obi-Wan reciting "these are not the Droids you're looking for"

Inserts vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 09, 2015, 02:58:12 PM
Receives a mobius snake


Inserts James Bond's hanky
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 09, 2015, 03:02:37 PM
You receive a cloud of noxious gas that knocks you and everyone around you out cold. As you fade away into a deep sleep the James Bond theme
plays into your ears and a suave voice speaks "This is Agent 007. Mission accomplished".


Inserts Moai Head




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 09, 2015, 03:03:53 PM
Recives a bear head.


Inserts Kung Fury
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 09, 2015, 03:07:18 PM
Receives cheesy 80's action theme

Inserts cookie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 09, 2015, 03:07:59 PM
Re ed ieves sesame street

Inserts chuck norris
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 09, 2015, 03:11:48 PM
Receives generic overused meme

inserts monocle and top hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 09, 2015, 03:13:08 PM
Recieves the monopoly man

Inserts the justice league
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 09, 2015, 03:27:56 PM
Receives pity stares for Aquaman.


Inserts a DC vs Die Hard crossover
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 09, 2015, 03:37:36 PM
Recieves a bad batman vs superman movie

Inserts the canary
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 09, 2015, 04:19:09 PM
Receives Birdman


Inserts Harvey Birdman
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 09, 2015, 04:45:09 PM
Recives Morgan Freeman


Inserts Pepsi Man
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 09, 2015, 04:48:02 PM
receives coca cola


inserts a dvd
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 09, 2015, 04:51:14 PM
Receives a Laser-disc player


Inserts a tampon

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 09, 2015, 04:52:25 PM
Recives a pom pom.


Inserts a fox fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on November 11, 2015, 03:30:58 AM
Receives the general furry populous


Inserts a euro coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on November 11, 2015, 03:57:48 AM
Receives 3 USD



Inserts Trixsie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on November 11, 2015, 04:35:00 AM
Recieves irony

Inserts Casserole de la Sarthe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on November 11, 2015, 04:36:06 AM
Receives Mr. Bean



Inserts a sleepy wolx -.-
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on November 11, 2015, 12:27:55 PM
receives coffee beans


Inserts a Cloud
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 12, 2015, 01:34:06 AM
recieves shade...


inserts giant batteries
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on November 12, 2015, 01:40:30 AM
Receives an extreme case of insectophobia



Inserts lightning
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 12, 2015, 01:50:57 AM
recieves thunder cats...


inserts ice cream cone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 12, 2015, 01:55:06 AM
Recieves baskin robins

Insert wwe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 12, 2015, 01:57:08 AM
recieves john cenas theme song on full volume...


inserts currency
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 12, 2015, 12:34:31 PM
Receives Market

Inserts Technology
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on November 12, 2015, 12:47:18 PM
Receives a robot uprising

Inserts a glass of milk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 12, 2015, 12:48:48 PM
receives a cookie

Inserts a guitar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 12, 2015, 03:01:50 PM
Recives Gutiar Hero


Inserts a Shark Fursona
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 12, 2015, 03:08:42 PM
Recieves a sharknado

Inserts the  mayan calender
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 12, 2015, 03:10:05 PM
Receives the apocalypse

Inserts Death
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 12, 2015, 03:12:36 PM
Recives the grim reaper


Inserts a T Rex Fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 13, 2015, 12:33:58 AM
Recieves a scalie club

Insert a lightning bolt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 13, 2015, 12:44:57 AM
Recieves Zeus

Inserts Brian Johnson
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 13, 2015, 12:54:03 AM
Recieves kick ass music

Inserts jodi foster
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 13, 2015, 12:59:47 AM
Recieves someone I'm not familiar with

Inserts Cliff Burton
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 13, 2015, 01:02:04 AM
Recieves a tolling bell

Inserts the 50s
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 13, 2015, 01:06:09 AM
Recieves Fats Domino

Inserts the 80s
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 13, 2015, 01:09:07 AM
Recieves bad fashion

Inserts a thunder cloud
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 13, 2015, 10:10:40 AM
Receives Shock Resistance +50

Inserts Crocodile
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 13, 2015, 11:05:23 AM
Recieves paul hogan

Insert the sydney harbour bridge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 13, 2015, 02:13:22 PM
Receives 6,000,000 rivets

Inserts the Tour de france
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 02:51:13 PM
Recives the Ill Fill Tower


Inserts a bat fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 13, 2015, 03:21:15 PM
Receives Batman (duh)

Inserts inevitability
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 13, 2015, 03:46:06 PM
recieves age...


inserts mystery meat...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 03:47:13 PM
Recives my moms Meat Loaf


Inserts a Otter Fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 13, 2015, 03:48:45 PM
Receives clams to eat off your tummay!!

Inserts Security Card

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 03:51:38 PM
Recives Paul Blart  XD


Inserts a Seal fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 13, 2015, 03:55:03 PM
Receives an Orca Whale to the face

Inserts Ice
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 13, 2015, 03:56:42 PM
recieves fire...


inserts the a shoe lace...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 04:00:56 PM
Recives another shoe lace.


Inserts a Zebra fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 04:41:11 PM
Gets a giraffe Fursona


Inserts my real name
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 04:42:35 PM
Recives ummm.....ummmm...... A unknow name..


Inserts the Giraffe fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 13, 2015, 04:43:55 PM
Receives a cease and desist on inserting fursonas

Inserts legal documents
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 04:47:15 PM
(Awww..but..ok..)


Recives the evidence for court.


Inserts Super Mario.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 05:08:26 PM
receives princess peach

inserts bowser
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 05:10:05 PM
Recives Mikey from TMNT.


Inserts a Blue hog that can run really fast.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 05:12:04 PM
receives Sonic the hedgehog


inserts Cream (the bunny) from the sonic the hedgehog series
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 05:15:31 PM
Recives a bunny that likes saying Hey doc.


Inserts a blue android that has a arm cannon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 05:16:33 PM
receives an android phone (XD IPHONE FTW)


inserts paper and pencil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 05:21:29 PM
Recives a Stickman war.


Inserts a rubber duck.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 05:27:28 PM
(OH GOSH I MIS READ THAT the first time XD *laughs my a** off*)


receives a toy car


inserts a psp
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 05:30:16 PM
Recives a Ps4


Inserts a robot chicken.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 13, 2015, 05:34:16 PM
Receives Mad Scientist

Inserts Play-doh
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 05:35:17 PM
Recives a blob of art.


Inserts a Giant liszard that hates Japan.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 13, 2015, 05:37:54 PM
Receives crap hollywood remake

Inserts underwear
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 05:40:04 PM
Revives a good time. ;)


Inserts a squid that really loves ink.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 06:05:50 PM
receives a pen


inserts a sock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 06:56:13 PM
Recives a smelly sock puppet show..


Inserts a man who has a mohawk.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 13, 2015, 07:04:19 PM
Recieves The Exploited (band)

Inserts coney dog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 07:17:32 PM
Recives a swarm of custermers.


Inserts a Pikachu that loves being a ninja.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 13, 2015, 07:20:45 PM
Recieves a lightning bolt

Inserts Black Sabbath
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 13, 2015, 07:21:48 PM
Receives Christian Protest

Inserts Headless Cross
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 13, 2015, 07:22:58 PM
Recieves yet another protest

Inserts a blood sacrifice
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 07:25:14 PM
receives a witchcraft sentence


inserts a bottle of acid
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 13, 2015, 07:27:27 PM
Recieves a Coka cola

Inserts a Heinrich Himmler
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 07:27:57 PM
Recives a melting bottle.


Inserts a Liberty Prime.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 07:28:18 PM
receives something you dont know about ( XD )


inserts a biology textbook
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 13, 2015, 07:29:38 PM
Recieves an awkward picture in class X3

Inserts Josef Mengele
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 07:32:23 PM
receives a swazi badge


inserts a projector
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 13, 2015, 07:33:22 PM
Recieves a projection

Inserts a razor blade
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 07:34:56 PM
receives a razor


inserts a pair of pants
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 13, 2015, 07:37:19 PM
Recieves muh leather pants


Inserts an illustrated book about birds
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 07:41:00 PM
receives the warrior cat series that yena wants me to read x3


inserts a link
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 13, 2015, 07:43:07 PM
receives 404 error

inserts a cat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 13, 2015, 07:44:47 PM
receives a burger


inserts a power button
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 08:00:59 PM
Recives an off buttion.


Inserts my suasge, which I bought at the local deli.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 13, 2015, 08:04:12 PM
(for a second there I thought you meant something else)

Receives hot dog

Inserts Moneyz
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 13, 2015, 08:16:11 PM
(I like messing with people. ^_^ )


Recives a evil monkey.


Inserts a cannon ball.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on November 16, 2015, 03:05:40 AM
Recieves ringing in the ears.


Inserts cash money
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 12:30:56 PM
Receives Cash Prize

Inserts the one ring to rule them all
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on November 16, 2015, 02:04:07 PM
Receives my precious!



Inserts a wizard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 02:19:04 PM
Receives a robe and wizard hat

Inserts banana
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on November 16, 2015, 02:22:10 PM
Receives a silent 1940's movie




Inserts curly
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 02:40:14 PM
Receives curly fries

Inserts antikythera mechanism
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 16, 2015, 02:54:32 PM
Recives a kiler robot.


Inserts a Ape that climbed up a building holding a lady.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 03:37:35 PM
Receives godzilla

Inserts ice cream
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 16, 2015, 03:49:43 PM
Recives a creepy man in a truck handing out ice cream to kids.


Inserts a team of brightly colored rangers that use giant robots to fight monsters.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 03:58:59 PM
Receive transforming teenage mutant ninja power bikers from mars

Inserts Tree
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 16, 2015, 04:00:57 PM
Recives a tall tree man who has a racoon as a freind.


Inserts a small man in overall who jumps around and collets coins.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 04:06:49 PM
Receives an overweight tax collector on a pogo stick

Inserts mushroom
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 16, 2015, 04:12:02 PM
recieves a drug OD


inserts drugged candy...
Title: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on November 16, 2015, 04:12:45 PM
Receives illusions. @~@

Inserts a turkey.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 16, 2015, 04:15:16 PM
recieves a holiday full of conspiracies...


inserts a conspericy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 04:17:01 PM
Receives tinfoil hat

Inserts time
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on November 16, 2015, 04:18:22 PM
Receives time machine.
Inserts plushie of myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 16, 2015, 04:19:42 PM
recieves a value of 1 million dollars...


inserts my paw...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 04:20:47 PM
Rrceives lucky charn

Inserts leprechaun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on November 16, 2015, 04:23:19 PM
Receives pot of gold.
Inserts a rainbow.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 16, 2015, 04:24:39 PM
recieves skittles...


inserts  the fusion dance...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 04:27:12 PM
Receives tektonic dance

Inserts nuke
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 16, 2015, 04:29:32 PM
recieves megatons ashes...


inserts a german shepard...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 04:36:06 PM
Receives German Sheep

Inserts Sauerkraut
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 16, 2015, 05:43:05 PM
Recives a need for translation.


Inserts a Ditto.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 16, 2015, 05:51:38 PM
Receives a ditto

Inserts eyeball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 16, 2015, 07:18:26 PM
receives an arm


inserts a microphone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 16, 2015, 07:40:59 PM
Recives a megaphone.


Inserts a vending manchine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 16, 2015, 11:25:00 PM
recieves broken physics...


inserts a pendent...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 17, 2015, 02:56:20 PM
Recives an medal.


Inserts a Cow fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on November 17, 2015, 03:39:19 PM
Receives a cow kiss


Inserts 50's music
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 17, 2015, 03:43:44 PM
recieves the wanderer (  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tX3AnKiYb0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tX3AnKiYb0) )


inserts time paradox...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 17, 2015, 03:44:57 PM
Recives Dr. Who


Inserts a slender man.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 17, 2015, 03:51:35 PM
recieves a page...


inserts roger rabbit....
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on November 17, 2015, 03:54:17 PM
Receive Jessica Ranbit *drool*


Inserts a goose
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 17, 2015, 03:57:20 PM
ooooh my god... i almost looked up a picture and im in the front row of computers...


receives the goose that lays the golden eggs...


inserts a arcade token...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on November 17, 2015, 04:37:39 PM
Receives centipede
Inserts Red locus plushie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 17, 2015, 04:39:16 PM
receives an emoji plushie (im serious as hell when i say that i almost typed enoji instead of emoji XD)

inserts a gun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 17, 2015, 04:42:25 PM
Recives a crime sence.


Inserts a Frog fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 17, 2015, 04:46:52 PM
receives a fish fursona


inserts the letter E
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 17, 2015, 04:53:53 PM
Recives a E for elephant


Inserts a elephant fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on November 17, 2015, 05:01:03 PM
Recieves a tusk
Inserts my tail.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 17, 2015, 05:06:24 PM
Recives Red pulling you out.


Inserts a bear fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 17, 2015, 05:06:52 PM
receives bear fur


inserts a fox fursona
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 17, 2015, 05:09:26 PM
Recives a cute Anti Mitte.


Inserts a Dolphin fursona. (Trust me, I have a list next to me. :) )
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 17, 2015, 05:10:31 PM
(MY GOSH XD) receives a torn list

inserts a keyboard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on November 17, 2015, 05:15:54 PM
Receives keys.
Inserts a dead body
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 17, 2015, 05:23:22 PM
Recives the Police on your case.


Inserts a Squid fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 17, 2015, 05:24:37 PM
receives ink splattered into your face


inserts a URL
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 17, 2015, 05:35:07 PM
Recives IRL.  ^_^


Inserts a Panda fursona.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 18, 2015, 12:41:59 AM
recieves tempests crazy love....


inserts a shotgun shell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 18, 2015, 03:25:19 PM
Receives "survive zombie apocalypse" handbook, and a complimentary shotgun

Inserts the bill of rights
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 18, 2015, 03:27:26 PM
Receives the forefathers

Inserts a pall point pin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 18, 2015, 03:29:08 PM
receives a slip of paper with a giant "?" on it

inserts whipped cream
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 18, 2015, 03:31:32 PM
Receives diabetes

Inserts Charlie Sheen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 18, 2015, 03:34:07 PM
Receives a hefty sigh, a clickbait title and all the media joy you can shake a selfie stick at

Inserts the internet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 18, 2015, 03:35:37 PM
Receives assholes

Inserts bad pun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 18, 2015, 03:36:30 PM
receives a disappointed face

Inserts disappointed face
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 18, 2015, 03:37:40 PM
Receives a smiley face  :)

Inserts Black Flag (band)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 18, 2015, 03:38:55 PM
recieves my family...


inserts my shame...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 18, 2015, 03:40:30 PM
Receives no shame

(your family is Black Flag?)

Inserts happy feelings  ^_^
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 18, 2015, 03:41:51 PM
Receives a warm, fuzzy feeling

Inserts a raincloud
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 18, 2015, 03:42:44 PM
it didnt show me you posted before the dissapointed face...


recieves a drenched red fox...


inserts a towel...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 18, 2015, 05:05:51 PM
Recieves south park on dvd

Insert braveheart
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 18, 2015, 05:45:58 PM
Recieves FREEDOM!

Inserts an eye
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 18, 2015, 05:51:53 PM
Recieves mordor

Inserts a peg leg
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 19, 2015, 12:34:28 AM
recieves a eye patch...


inserts the road warrior
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 19, 2015, 12:41:16 PM
Recieves the thunder dome

Inserts john
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on November 19, 2015, 01:42:26 PM
Receives James



Inserts my pet fish
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on November 19, 2015, 04:08:00 PM
Receives a pet fish bowl

Inserts the universe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 19, 2015, 04:17:50 PM
receives Jupiter


inserts a dead thread on tff x3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on November 19, 2015, 09:09:45 PM
Recieves a reboot

Inserts an event horizon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on November 19, 2015, 11:49:10 PM
recieves a spectacular vertical...


inserts a fox in the hat...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 19, 2015, 11:50:57 PM
Receives a skewed Dr. Seuss book.

Inserts Armageddon Man
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on November 24, 2015, 01:28:47 PM
Receives terminator




Inserts Chuck Norris
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 04:57:41 PM
Receives a man beard


*Inserts squirrel*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 05:02:26 PM
Receives a good meal

Inserts a rabbit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 05:04:12 PM
You get two dozen rabbits.


*inserts a Magic: The Gathering card*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 05:06:14 PM
Receives something have no idea about  X3

Inserts Daft Punk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 05:06:49 PM
You get the bass dropped on your foot.


*inserts penguin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 05:08:10 PM
Receives Happy Feet

Inserts Infected Mushroom
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 05:09:44 PM
You recives a mushroom infested potatoe.


*inserts the answer to the universe*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 05:12:24 PM
Receives the answer  XP

Inserts short circuit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 05:13:29 PM
You receive a long circuit


*inserts the next poster in the vending machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 05:14:19 PM
Receives me

Inserts an insert
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 05:24:08 PM
Get's an exerpt


*Inserts rusty spoon*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 05:25:49 PM
Receives Salad Fingers  X3

Inserts Shrek
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 05:34:50 PM
Receives love and life

*inserts myself*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 05:36:27 PM
Receives a cute avatar pic  :P

Inserts bologna
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 05:45:12 PM
Receives a good time.


*inserts a machete*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 05:45:49 PM
Receives Jason

Inserts chainsaw
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 05:49:03 PM
You get blood everywhere

*inserts Markiplier*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 05:50:44 PM
Receives a lot of yelling

Inserts Ash Williams
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 05:53:13 PM
Gets Cupcakes


*inserts ponies*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 08:05:33 PM
Receives neck beard

Inserts synthesizer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 25, 2015, 08:30:03 PM
Receives zee wubs.

Inserts Cheesecake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on November 25, 2015, 08:31:52 PM
Receives a factory. You know the Cheesecake Factory? No? Okay...

Inserts capicola
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on November 26, 2015, 02:18:54 AM
Receives a coca-cola






Inserts jack black
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on November 27, 2015, 05:00:23 PM
You get a school bus full of rockers.


*Inserts tea*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 07, 2015, 01:33:34 PM
Receives leaves in the bottom of the cup




Inserts milk and two sugars
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on December 07, 2015, 09:19:36 PM
receives coffee with milk and one sugar in it

Inserts pure ethyl alcohol
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on December 08, 2015, 05:05:32 PM
Receives Jack Daniels

Inserts Jack
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on December 08, 2015, 05:06:40 PM
Receives Captain Jack Sparrow

Inserts the Black Pearl
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on December 08, 2015, 05:09:07 PM
Get's a regular clean pearl.


Inserts the fur three posts ago
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on December 08, 2015, 05:12:25 PM
Receives you

Inserts a Lasko
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 09, 2015, 03:57:04 AM
Receives cool air (I'm assuming you refer to the fan)

*inserts a snack*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on December 09, 2015, 03:59:50 AM
Receives cookies

Inserts Cheetos
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 09, 2015, 04:00:54 AM
DUST EVERYWHERE

Inserts puppies
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alice stormwater on December 09, 2015, 04:04:07 AM
Recipes puppies

inserts snakes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on December 09, 2015, 04:06:52 AM
Receives Satan

Inserts my current headache


Post Merge: December 09, 2015, 04:07:51 AM
Receives Satan

Inserts my current headache
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 09, 2015, 04:08:08 AM
Receives drugs (✪㉨✪)

Inserts sin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on December 09, 2015, 04:10:25 AM
Receives Eve

Inserts Jerry Lee Lewis
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alice stormwater on December 09, 2015, 04:11:45 AM
Receives... "That"

Inserts thoughts of depression and regrets of all life choices
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 09, 2015, 04:12:55 AM
Receives the furry fandom

Inserts a fish
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on December 09, 2015, 12:05:20 PM
Receives fishbones.

Inserts pirate hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on December 09, 2015, 02:21:09 PM
recieves foxy pirate (me in disguise) arrrg....


inserts lotion...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on December 09, 2015, 05:14:10 PM
*Gets a baby*


*inserts tubes full of cats*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on December 09, 2015, 05:19:03 PM
Gets a cat-fuel energy cell

Inserts uranium
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on December 09, 2015, 05:24:20 PM
*gets Uranus*

*Inserts bologna*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 09, 2015, 06:14:51 PM
Receives a live pig

Inserts guitar strings
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on December 09, 2015, 06:18:01 PM
*gets killer guitar riffs*

*Inserts south park*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 09, 2015, 06:22:32 PM
Receives quality television programming

Inserts a screaming sheep
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on December 09, 2015, 06:28:31 PM
*Gets slightly disturbed sheep*


*Insert's a footlong*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on December 09, 2015, 07:41:28 PM
recieves a 5$ deal...

inserts paper shredder

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 10, 2015, 12:18:21 AM
Receives vital information


Inserts a match
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alice stormwater on December 10, 2015, 12:20:55 AM
Received the match

Inserts child.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 10, 2015, 12:22:35 AM
Receives free labor :D I'm a terrible fur


Inserts an anvil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alice stormwater on December 10, 2015, 12:23:29 AM
Takes anvil

Puts anvil back in
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 10, 2015, 12:24:53 AM
Receives a broken foot


Inserts a vending machine (vendception :o)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on December 11, 2015, 02:10:24 PM
*Receives a mini fridge*

*Inserts a hug*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: drakewithout on December 11, 2015, 04:47:20 PM
*receives a coat*

*inserts the color blue*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on December 12, 2015, 04:39:48 AM
Receives RED and GREEN

Inserts dwarf
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on December 12, 2015, 02:38:23 PM
receives coupon "Buy six Dwarfs and get a seventh free!"

Inserts homunculus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 12, 2015, 07:55:03 PM
receives a giant


inserts a blank piece of paper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on December 13, 2015, 12:04:06 AM
receives a black piece of paper with a small bite out of it.


Inserts a small loan of one million dollars
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on December 13, 2015, 12:06:40 AM
Recieves infamous presidential campaign.

Inserts pyramids
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 13, 2015, 09:55:24 PM
receives the country of Egypt


inserts a used needle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on December 13, 2015, 11:10:38 PM
Receives a nice quilt and an even more used needle


Inserts cow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 13, 2015, 11:16:47 PM
receives a farm


Inserts a slice of cake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on December 15, 2015, 08:13:02 AM
Receives crumbs.. and sadness

Inserts his hopes and dreams
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SirSteel on December 15, 2015, 12:25:21 PM
Receives crumbs...and sadness..



Just kidding  :P receives a happy and fulfilled life

Inserts Coffee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on December 15, 2015, 01:21:15 PM
Receive's condensed hatred for all life


*inserts mayonnaise*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on December 15, 2015, 01:29:40 PM
Receives Regular ordinary Swedish mealtime! (In swenglish!)

Inserts Youtube
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 16, 2015, 05:53:14 PM
Receives a Watch Later playlist


Inserts a late watch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 17, 2015, 12:12:59 AM
Receives a an early watch

Inserts a piece of candy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on December 17, 2015, 01:57:41 AM
*revives gummy worms*


*inserts lawn clippings*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dante Zairou on December 17, 2015, 04:08:23 AM
*Receives lawnmower*


*inserts lawnmower*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 17, 2015, 02:13:18 PM
Receives cut grass


Inserts a cuckold
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dante Zairou on December 17, 2015, 07:38:43 PM
*Receives check for a billion dollars*


*inserts wooden shoe*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 17, 2015, 07:42:20 PM
Receives a clog


Inserts a sabot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dante Zairou on December 17, 2015, 07:45:18 PM
*receives the entire united states millitary*




*inserts Russia*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 17, 2015, 10:58:42 PM
*revives vodka, and some borscht*


*Inserts Soviet Union* 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 18, 2015, 12:42:00 AM
Receives Ukraine, Belarus, Lativa, Lithuania, and Estonia

Inserts a fish
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 18, 2015, 12:44:58 AM
*receives some overpriced sushi*


*Inserts 40 pages of a book about conspiracies I am making. (Of course it will be longer... im still writing)*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 18, 2015, 12:46:08 AM
Receives aliens

Inserts a migraine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 18, 2015, 12:49:44 AM
*gets some headache medicine*


*Inserts the alien's mouth. (The inner one)*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dante Zairou on December 18, 2015, 05:31:24 AM
*recieves flamethrower*



 *inserts Vladimir Putin *
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on December 18, 2015, 06:21:08 AM
*revives gilded bear mount*


*inserts red hot charcoal*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 18, 2015, 01:47:38 PM
Receives a barbecued walrus


Inserts a fresh walrus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on December 18, 2015, 11:03:30 PM
Receives Robbaz, King of Sweden


Inserts a tube of pringles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 18, 2015, 11:06:23 PM
*Gets a potato*


*Inserts an EMP grenade*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on December 18, 2015, 11:09:06 PM
*Recieves a live grenade..*
..

SHH..!

*Quickly inserts the live grenade*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 18, 2015, 11:14:10 PM
*gets a bunch of parts that used to be part of the machine*


*Inserts duct tape*  :P That will fix it.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on December 18, 2015, 11:16:39 PM
Recieves a duct tape boat, Mythbusters style!

Inserts Buster the crash test dummy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 18, 2015, 11:19:17 PM
*Recives baby buster the tiny crash test dummy*


*Inserts Jaimies hat*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on December 18, 2015, 11:20:58 PM
Receives (not very) french fries

Inserts the Eiffel tower
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 18, 2015, 11:22:54 PM
*Receives leaning tower of piza*


*Inserts $2.50*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on December 18, 2015, 11:28:08 PM
Receives 1 ¼ gallons of gasoline

Inserts fire
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 18, 2015, 11:31:12 PM
*recieves a lit bomb*

*inserts a vending machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Zarconite on December 18, 2015, 11:32:21 PM
Receives a drink

Inserts a quarter pounder
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 18, 2015, 11:33:37 PM
*Recives a big mack*

*Inserts the essence of communism*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dante Zairou on December 19, 2015, 04:04:43 AM
* receives entire soviet union*



*inserts crate of russian ak-47s *
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2015, 01:48:04 PM
Receives a crate of beer


Inserts a crate of empty bottles


*hic*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on December 20, 2015, 01:30:33 AM
*receives hipster cups*


*inserts tail*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on December 20, 2015, 03:49:54 AM
Presumes to get sucked inside and forced to marry a sentient pepsi



Inserts Gabe newell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 20, 2015, 08:57:57 AM
Dispenses Half-Life 3

*Inserts right ear*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 20, 2015, 01:37:10 PM
Receives Van Gogh


Inserts irises
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 20, 2015, 11:01:44 PM
You receive a temmie (http://orig01.deviantart.net/90ce/f/2015/293/b/f/temmie_icon__f2u__by_zacharitz-d9dsb02.gif)
*You are filled with detemmienation*

*inserts coin*





Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on December 21, 2015, 12:07:54 AM
*receives bent penny*


*inserts rocket launcher  *


Post Merge: December 21, 2015, 12:10:31 AM
*receives bent penny*


*inserts rocket launcher  *
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 22, 2015, 01:30:41 AM
*Receives a military*


*Inserts eggnog*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Honey Bun on December 28, 2015, 05:28:34 AM
*receives tinsel*

*inserts jellyfish*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on December 28, 2015, 07:33:48 AM
*receives a horrible script for a drama film*


*inserts turnips*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 29, 2015, 01:37:44 AM
*recives stew*

*inserts my left hand\paw*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 29, 2015, 02:00:03 AM
Receives MY left paw.

Inserts a Reese's
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Honey Bun on December 29, 2015, 04:13:21 AM
*Receives a Hershey's chocolate bar*


*inserts a penguin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on December 29, 2015, 04:17:32 AM
*recieves skipper* dang, lucky, i wanted that one, hehe...


*inserts a pesos*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 29, 2015, 04:21:32 AM
Receives an 8 ball of coke

Inserts a dead fish
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on December 29, 2015, 04:26:36 AM
recieves the ending to "finding dory" ...


im trying to figure out how i talked on this topic >w<


inserts trivium album...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 29, 2015, 04:25:56 PM
Receives a digital copy.

Inserts token.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on December 29, 2015, 10:53:45 PM
*gets chocolate coin*


*Inserts flower*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 29, 2015, 11:15:24 PM
Receives a date

Inserts lava
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 30, 2015, 01:08:24 AM
Receives liquid nitrogen.

Inserts a star.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on December 30, 2015, 01:18:27 AM
*Gets a starfish*


*Inserts 1UP*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 30, 2015, 01:26:56 AM
Receives 7-up

Inserts the pop tab
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 30, 2015, 01:27:51 AM
Receives an empty can

Inserts a hatchet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 30, 2015, 01:29:15 AM
Receives the definition of insanity


Inserts a bowling pin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 30, 2015, 01:32:17 AM
Receives a strike

Inserts Belgium
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 30, 2015, 01:34:00 AM
Receives waffles,
Inserts pancakes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 30, 2015, 01:35:53 AM
Receives butter


Inserts 'Murica
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on December 30, 2015, 02:22:34 AM
Recieves the land of the free, home of the brave

Inserts Cowboy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 30, 2015, 02:25:18 AM
Receives "Yiihaw"


Inserts a danish pastry
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 30, 2015, 03:10:25 AM
Receives a Dane

Inserts a puffin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 30, 2015, 03:40:24 AM
Receives a wi'l puppy

Inserts a kitten
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on December 30, 2015, 04:48:16 AM
Receives Gabe Newell's earwax




Inserts DOOM
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Laila on December 30, 2015, 05:53:26 AM
Receives looooove

Inserts charity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 30, 2015, 12:58:38 PM
Receives Chaz Bono




Inserts an Excel spreadsheet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 30, 2015, 01:01:17 PM
Receives Microsoft Word

Inserts Windows 10
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 30, 2015, 01:32:08 PM
Receives a missing person poster for Windows 9


Inserts a fresh donut
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on December 30, 2015, 02:27:51 PM
*recives crumbs and a swarm of pigeons*


*runs away but inserts a switch blade with a note attach it dangerous to go alone take this*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 30, 2015, 02:38:06 PM
*dispenses a bottled Navi*


*Inserts the Fire Emblem*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on December 30, 2015, 05:19:36 PM
*Receives a pile of random Nintendo games*

*Inserts an Ocarina*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on December 31, 2015, 01:45:33 PM
*Receives Pipes of Awakening *


*insert's falcon punch* (hehe)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 31, 2015, 06:13:03 PM
^receives a severed, flaming hand


*inserts a Fennekin plushie*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on December 31, 2015, 06:44:47 PM
Receive delfox plushy

Insert myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Booplesnoot on December 31, 2015, 09:03:31 PM
Receive Talia plushie

Insert a nickel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on January 01, 2016, 03:18:57 PM
^receives a goatmom


*inserts Konami's current CEO*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Booplesnoot on January 01, 2016, 05:28:50 PM
*receieves a break up letter from Taylor Swft*

*inserts Gene Simmons*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Aztez on January 01, 2016, 05:38:57 PM
*receieves hot pants*


*inserts a peanut*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 02, 2016, 02:37:15 AM
*receives a southern farmer*

*Inserts a drink*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on January 02, 2016, 02:40:57 AM
^ receives a bottle of hot sauce


*inserts an Eevee plushie*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 02, 2016, 02:50:37 AM
Acton- chugs hot sauce

Machine- Recives box sets of Pokémon seasons 1-10

Acton- Inserts every card game to come out of asia
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: drakewithout on January 05, 2016, 02:32:06 PM
receives a 400 foot long braid

inserts a carrot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 05, 2016, 09:57:04 PM
*Receives a rabbit*

*Inserts some blank homework*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on January 05, 2016, 10:00:05 PM
*gets paper back saying needs to be corrected*

*Inserts hellhound*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 05, 2016, 10:02:26 PM
*Receives a zombie*

*Inserts the most wrinkly, ripped dollar bill on earth*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 09, 2016, 03:37:05 AM
*receives a fire flower*

*Inserts an element that has a half life of 3...*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Chiroptera on January 09, 2016, 09:26:48 AM
You get a scarf

Insert the NOLA album by Down
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on January 09, 2016, 03:02:52 PM
Receives a collected a edition of nickelback



Inserts the moon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on January 09, 2016, 03:20:04 PM
Recieves a minion named kevin

Inserts a sequel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on January 09, 2016, 05:38:05 PM
Receives 7 terminal illnesses



Inserts bubble wrap
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on January 09, 2016, 08:35:38 PM
Receives Jason Voorhees


Inserts a stereotypical boy band
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 11, 2016, 02:45:50 AM
*receives earplugs*

*Inserts another vending machine*  :P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 11, 2016, 02:51:10 AM
[Receives all the snacks]

[Inserts The Clash]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 11, 2016, 02:55:38 AM
*Recives a note saying that the machine will not tolerate the shoving of intelligent life into the coin slot*

(Well are talking the band right?)

*Inserts a dictionary*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 11, 2016, 02:57:03 AM
[Receives last year's model]

Yes, The Clash band

[Inserts The Sex Pistols]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 11, 2016, 03:00:36 AM
*Recives a guitar*

*Inserts an elephant and a donkey*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 11, 2016, 03:02:29 AM
[Receives bullshit]

[Inserts a Cosmonaut]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 11, 2016, 03:05:16 AM
(  XD )

*receives the USS of R*

*Inserts Tchaikovsky*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 11, 2016, 03:08:18 AM
( XD yes)

[Recieves a Russian?]

[Inserts Stalin]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 11, 2016, 03:10:37 AM
*Recives the essence of communism, and a mustache*

*Inserts a conspiracy therory*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 11, 2016, 03:16:27 AM
[Receives Alex Jones]

[Inserts Jesse Ventura]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 11, 2016, 03:21:27 AM
*receives the conspiracy to end all conspiracies*

*Inserts RT*  ( :|  on the topic of conspiracy and government, let's add some propaganda!  :D )
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 11, 2016, 03:24:16 AM
[Recieves a Russian news?]

Right?

[Inserts the CIA]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 11, 2016, 03:34:30 AM
(RT is Russian state funded news that is broadcast in America. They are often accused  of spreading propaganda. They also have online news. *

*Recives some classified info*

*Inserts own tail (like a moron)*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 13, 2016, 05:11:53 AM
[Recieves your floofy tail]

[Inserts The Dead Kennedys]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 13, 2016, 10:38:05 AM
[You get the Cuban missle crises and you got lucky a second one dropped. The bay of pigs]

*inerts knowledge*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on January 13, 2016, 04:08:34 PM
Recives a pen A+


Inserts a New Star Wars movie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 13, 2016, 04:15:27 PM
Receives millons of dollars

Inserts space balls
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on January 13, 2016, 04:17:33 PM
Recives even more reasons to see Star Wars.


Inserts a Liberty Bell.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on January 13, 2016, 04:25:37 PM
Recives another you.


Inserts a Mega Mushroom.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 13, 2016, 04:26:42 PM
Receives anoth 4 feet

Inserts a boring class
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on January 13, 2016, 04:29:33 PM
Recives a algebra class..


Inserts a fox in a rubber dinosuar suit.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 13, 2016, 04:30:53 PM
Recives a rubber chicken

Inserts insomnia
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on January 13, 2016, 04:34:21 PM
Recives a looooonnngggg day.


Inserts the fore father of all bronys
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 13, 2016, 04:37:20 PM
Recives hate

Inserts Pygmalion
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 13, 2016, 10:25:38 PM
*Receives mount Olympus* (Scaled down of course)


*Inserts Attila the Hun's bow*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 13, 2016, 10:47:09 PM
*Receives a pile of christmas movies*


*Inserts a quarter attached to a string into the coin slot over and over*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 13, 2016, 11:15:09 PM
*Receives Mario*




*Begins to shoot the vending machine for hitting him with a hammer* *bang*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 13, 2016, 11:37:39 PM
*receives multiple ricochet wounds

inserts a burrito
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 14, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
Recieves a new record...


inserts art   http://alpha-fox-187.deviantart.com/art/Hunted-Fox-Re-make-584268174 (http://alpha-fox-187.deviantart.com/art/Hunted-Fox-Re-make-584268174)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 14, 2016, 02:07:32 PM
Receives a 3rd person computer game in that style where that scene is possible.




Inserts a recently rediscoverd mixtape
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on January 14, 2016, 02:12:56 PM
Recieves "Awesome mix vol. 1"

Inserts Foxy the Pirate plushie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 14, 2016, 02:14:54 PM
Recieves a punny pirate joke... why cant a pirate finish the alphabet?


inserts a yin-yang symbol...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on January 14, 2016, 02:22:59 PM
Receives peace to his mind

Inserts question mark to the pirate joke
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 14, 2016, 02:32:49 PM
Recieves answer to joke... you probably thought it was ''arrrrrr', but its truely the 'sea'


inserts rim shot...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eesha on January 14, 2016, 03:35:18 PM
Receive a building

Insert the rest of Michen's joke
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 14, 2016, 09:27:35 PM
receives a complete joke

inserts Lightsaber
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Booplesnoot on January 14, 2016, 09:44:41 PM
Receieves the first child of comedy legend Robin Williams


Inserts DMscootr
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 14, 2016, 09:58:45 PM
*receives a pile of @$#! because its what I'm worth X_X*



inserts arma 3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eesha on January 14, 2016, 10:05:02 PM
Receive an Helicopter, maybe I shouldn't use it


Inserts Eesha's Piloting skills
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 14, 2016, 11:13:00 PM
receives something easha has yet to crash into

inserts sleep
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 14, 2016, 11:34:01 PM
*recives a matress*


*Inserts a surrender flag as well as a treaty telling the machine that it has won the coin-on-a-string war*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 15, 2016, 12:01:46 AM
recieves no mercy...


inserts furball...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 15, 2016, 06:03:21 AM
recieves jason...


inserts cheapest fighting move...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on January 15, 2016, 08:10:06 AM
Receives bad reviews

Inserts a link to google plus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 15, 2016, 10:50:37 AM
Receive complaints on YouTube

Insert a quarter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 15, 2016, 12:06:32 PM
*Receives NOTHING*

*Inserts a bad hair day*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 15, 2016, 02:02:30 PM
recieves the best look of 2016...


inserts a bar of soap...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on January 15, 2016, 02:03:43 PM
Gets a soap on the rope joke

Inserts a Link to BD.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 15, 2016, 02:06:07 PM
recieves https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BD


inserts a fox joke...  ^_^
Title: The vending machine
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on January 15, 2016, 02:10:08 PM
Gets told to keep the comments section clean and safe for work.

Inserts cat joke.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 15, 2016, 02:30:09 PM
recieves the other half of the joke,,,, the red fox does not give a single 'fox' about cat jokes >w< jk


inserts question mark to cat joke....
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 15, 2016, 04:05:43 PM
Recieves paper...


that actually makes sense >w<


inserts leather jacket...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 15, 2016, 04:17:23 PM
recieves 7 years in prison for slinging drugs on the streets...


inserts bail amount...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on January 15, 2016, 04:51:24 PM
Gets glomped by a leoxsky.

Inserts time and effort
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 15, 2016, 05:20:57 PM
* Receives KNOWLEDGE*

* inserts a high quality  nutritional school lunch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eesha on January 15, 2016, 05:32:34 PM
Receive a dream


inserts a banana
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 15, 2016, 05:57:20 PM
* Receives a minion*

* inserts a good french friend with a sexy French ascent*   XP
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on January 15, 2016, 05:59:00 PM
*receives something rather naughty*

inserts  scoot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 15, 2016, 06:00:46 PM
*Receives something of equal value... nothing   X3*

*inserts a migraine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on January 15, 2016, 06:19:22 PM
Receives a high five from me.

Inserts myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 15, 2016, 06:22:45 PM
[Recieves Tom Cruise]

[Inserts Heman]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on January 15, 2016, 10:08:42 PM
Receives all the memes

Inserts gravestone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on January 16, 2016, 03:56:52 AM
{receives spooky scary skeletons}


{inserts complete DVD box set of red dwarf}
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on January 16, 2016, 03:59:11 AM
Receives beinge watching

Inserts myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 17, 2016, 01:34:17 AM
[Recieves warmth]

[Inserts my sweater]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wander on January 17, 2016, 04:57:40 AM
Receives a weezer album

Inserts a pair of headphones .
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on January 17, 2016, 03:43:46 PM
Recieves a clown

Inserts an eagle feather
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 17, 2016, 06:09:20 PM
*recives an overwatched internet video*

*inserts Jar Jar Abrams*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 17, 2016, 06:14:19 PM
[Recieves I don't know]

[Inserts peace through vadalism]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 17, 2016, 06:17:38 PM
[Recieves noms]

[Inserts bacon cheese fries]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 17, 2016, 06:20:35 PM
[Recieves a fursuit]

[Inserts dirt]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on January 17, 2016, 06:23:41 PM
[Receives a Metallica song]

[Inserts a baton]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: John "Alpha" Fox on January 17, 2016, 09:20:55 PM
recieves fallout 3 & 4 (basically the first weapon you recieves)


inserts a song from Trivium...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 29, 2016, 08:12:55 PM
Receives a CD saying "Some random group you don't like- vol. 1"


Inserts something that can't really be explained
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 29, 2016, 08:17:05 PM
receives a sky full of stars


inserts the question I receive earlier
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 29, 2016, 08:20:34 PM
receives a whole lot of nonsense


inserts an exclamation mark
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 30, 2016, 03:59:38 PM
Receives a straight question.


Inserts a taxidermist. 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on January 30, 2016, 04:35:28 PM
Recieves a ticket to hell X3

Inserts a cookie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 30, 2016, 05:25:22 PM
*recive a brownie*

*inserts a hammer and a sickle*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on January 30, 2016, 07:54:07 PM
Recieves a nail and a wheat grain (don't even try XD)

*inserts my finger* X3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 30, 2016, 10:59:22 PM
Recives a note. (Animez)

Inserts my head
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 31, 2016, 01:27:07 PM
*recives social media*

*inserts a "divide by zero" error*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on January 31, 2016, 01:37:31 PM
Recieves a light item

Inserts a singularity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 31, 2016, 01:40:56 PM
*recives a black hole*

*inserts $2.00, then presses A4 on the vending machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on January 31, 2016, 01:44:49 PM
Recieves a limited edition mermaid man slipper

Inserts a pyramid of giza
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 31, 2016, 01:46:46 PM
*recives a pharoh*

*bangs on the machine so I can have two limited edition mermaid man slippers*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on January 31, 2016, 01:55:57 PM
Recieves "security to the vending machine, security to the vending machine"

Inserts the pharoh
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 31, 2016, 02:21:08 PM
*recives Osiris*

*Inserts Julius Cesar*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 31, 2016, 07:01:04 PM
Receives 90's music.


Insert a whole lot of nothing
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on January 31, 2016, 08:47:55 PM
Gets a bunch of nothing

Inserts m&m's :P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on January 31, 2016, 08:54:55 PM
Recives Eminem.  :P

Inserts Skittles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ElizaCat on January 31, 2016, 09:01:32 PM
Receives a pot of gold.


Inserts a mint crumble.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 01, 2016, 01:18:18 PM
Receives an Hawaiian pizza


Inserts Jennifer Saunders
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 01, 2016, 04:08:01 PM
Receives a picture of Jennifer Saunders


Inserts a bolt of light
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ElizaCat on February 01, 2016, 07:50:13 PM
Recieves dark cloud.


Inserts acorn.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ElizaCat on February 01, 2016, 07:56:51 PM
Receives blood.


Inserts paint.




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakeyboy on February 02, 2016, 05:26:28 AM
You get a shoe box with a single piece of string in it.

I insert a Gatlingun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 02, 2016, 12:46:13 PM
Receives Matthäus, Lucius and Johannes.


Inserts the Q source
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 02, 2016, 06:16:37 PM
receives the X-factor.


Inserts winds
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 02, 2016, 06:30:28 PM
(uh, what?)
Receives 10-ton weight


inserts Michen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 02, 2016, 06:40:51 PM
Receives raw bass


inserts battery
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 02, 2016, 07:40:56 PM
Receives fraction tax


Inserts Men In BLack
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 02, 2016, 11:35:17 PM
*recives some memory loss*

*inserts a box set for every season of star trek*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 03, 2016, 12:28:54 AM
[receives the ultimate boredom]

[inserts Bernie Sanders]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 12:31:35 AM
*recives a burnt out, communist, moron who knows nothing about economics, forgien policy, or any other presidential affairs, yet is still running for president*

*Inserts Trump*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 03, 2016, 12:33:32 AM
[receives someone that I agree with on a lot of issues]

[inserts Hillary Clinton]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 12:36:18 AM
(I feel Trump is the best candidate in the race... not saying much but he is okay)

*recives some classified emails*

*Inserts Justice Scalia*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 03, 2016, 12:38:25 AM
[receives someone I don't know much about]

[inserts Bill Clinton]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 12:42:14 AM
*Recives a president that will look like a moracle worker in comparison with hillary if she is elected*

*Inserts Ben Carson*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 03, 2016, 12:43:54 AM
[receives a brain surgeon]

[inserts Cruz]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 12:47:03 AM
*recives the Iowa caucus*

*Inserts President (or dictator... whatever you want to call him) Vladimir Putin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 03, 2016, 12:48:46 AM
[receives an actual world leader]

[inserts common core]

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 12:51:40 AM
*recives a message from the machine reading " HOW DARE YOU HAVE THAT IN MY PRESENCE!*

*Inserts GLadOs*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 03, 2016, 12:52:56 AM
[receives what?]

[inserts who]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 12:54:33 AM
*recives where?*

*inserts when?
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 03, 2016, 12:56:03 AM
[receives now]

[inserts later]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 12:57:02 AM
*recives tardy slip*

*inserts a math problem that reads:

12÷0*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 03, 2016, 12:58:50 AM
[cannot compute]

[inserts 12log5=?]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 01:00:13 AM
*duhhhhhh is it Pi?*

*inserts the entire Bismark*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 03, 2016, 01:00:53 AM
[receives uh]

[inserts dug]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 01:04:00 AM
* recives dig (as in the game Dig-dug) *

*inserts arm*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 03, 2016, 01:07:49 AM
[receives a leg]

[inserts Akim]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 01:10:03 AM
*recives a note that reads:
"I quite like it in here. There is lots of pointless stuff, plus all my star trek movies! If you need me press A5 and insert a dollar"*

Inserts nothing, as he is in the machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 03:16:29 AM
*recives note:

That seemed like a colossal waste of effort.*

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on February 03, 2016, 07:30:57 AM
Gets nothing (wut? :3)

Inserts a dime :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on February 03, 2016, 12:16:28 PM
Receives rubber

Inserts a cheesecake with a note that says "to: Fwoofy"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on February 03, 2016, 01:20:47 PM
Receives a tiny angry old lady with very colorful language.



Inserts a Garfield plushie.


Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on February 03, 2016, 02:34:31 PM
recieves the vending machines database.

Inserts a paw
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 10:44:55 PM
*recives some metal music playing at full volume*

*Inserts a dank meme*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 10:51:25 PM
*Machine says "watch this"
 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RI0i_tL-8aU  *

*inserts a pie*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 10:56:36 PM
Uhhh... recives a math?

*Inserts a vending machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 10:59:04 PM
*recives thomas edison*

*inserts detroit*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 03, 2016, 11:18:43 PM
*recives my world outlook*

*inserts a Mac*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 04, 2016, 01:46:47 AM
Recives some Jello

Inserts Hitlers mustache
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on February 04, 2016, 10:44:03 AM
Receives a message: ¨you feel blessed¨

Inserts a popsicle :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 04, 2016, 06:21:48 PM
Receives fire.


Insterts some fruit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 04, 2016, 06:25:22 PM
Receives pet clothing


inserts random unknown object
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 04, 2016, 06:58:10 PM
Receives n00bdom


inserts a keyboard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on February 04, 2016, 07:08:19 PM
[receives Velveeta]

[inserts 2016]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on February 04, 2016, 07:13:59 PM
Loses finger and receives nothing... What did you expect to happen?

Inserts English spelling of colour
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on February 04, 2016, 07:24:01 PM
Loses hand...
Have you learnt anything from this?
Receives harsh lesson.

Inserts half-hearted scolding.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 04, 2016, 07:29:08 PM
receives a standard automatically generated reply


inserts faith
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on February 04, 2016, 07:30:36 PM
Receives Hope

Inserts Dreams
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 04, 2016, 07:34:02 PM
receives gold bar


inserts the vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on February 04, 2016, 07:37:46 PM
Receives Slap

Inserts time machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 04, 2016, 07:40:29 PM
receives E-book


inserts teleporter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2016, 11:36:42 AM
receives fire truck


inserts Windows error
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2016, 11:44:26 AM
Receives plushie


inserts laptop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 06, 2016, 01:51:35 PM
Recives a tophat clan airship

Inserts Michel Bay
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on February 06, 2016, 04:05:55 PM
The vending machine explodes.

Inserts a new one.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 06, 2016, 04:10:46 PM
Recives message " too much boom bang explodyness"

Inserts the super bowl
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 06, 2016, 04:28:26 PM
Recives joke

Inserts NRA
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2016, 05:24:25 PM
Receives card saying: "I don't know!"


Inserts the worst pun ever made in the history of... Literally everywhere.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 06, 2016, 05:27:10 PM
Receives 'I've to meet you'

Inserts a six letter word. It's a colour. Looks like a mixture between red and Brown.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on February 06, 2016, 05:27:42 PM
Receives a dad.

Inserts myself

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 06, 2016, 05:28:30 PM
Recives your full family tree thru ancestry.com

Inserts NRA (trying this again)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 06, 2016, 05:30:25 PM
Receives a rifle thanks to Google search
Inserts pokemon heart gold
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2016, 05:31:07 PM
Receives Pokemon Soulsilver


inserts TNT
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 06, 2016, 05:33:18 PM
Recives wet humor

Inserts a sign reading "Trumpo for pesidentes"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2016, 05:37:50 PM
Receives awful political plans


Inserts a 'hydrophyllic nonhazardous green minimalistic mailbox'
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 06, 2016, 05:57:40 PM
Receives snow leopard

Inserts Jean Val Jean
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 06, 2016, 06:01:00 PM
Receives gloves

Inserts Bears
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2016, 06:24:38 PM
receives polar bears


inserts a rupee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 06, 2016, 06:38:42 PM
Recives a special edition of the zelda game that involves trains... have fun

Inserts "Gladiator"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 06, 2016, 06:48:24 PM
*recives a squirt of Coke to the face*

Inserts a job application for the IRA
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 06, 2016, 06:53:03 PM
Recives Japan

Inserts an American flag made in China.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 06, 2016, 08:33:56 PM
receives Death.


Inserts cannonball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 07, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Receives pinball

Inserts a key to a dead dogs home
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 09, 2016, 06:18:27 PM
Receives a giant key that has no fitting lock


Inserts magic magic
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ElizaCat on February 10, 2016, 03:42:17 PM
Receives Twilight Sparkle.


Inserts tree.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: PEFA Harker on February 10, 2016, 05:31:50 PM
Recieves some planks, a few saplings, and an apple.

Insert an dollar, a yen, a yuan and an euro subsequently.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on February 10, 2016, 05:43:26 PM
Recives a new type of money..... Gold Bars!


Inserts the meaning of life.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on February 10, 2016, 06:45:03 PM
Recives the multiverse.


Inserts the Lion King movie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 10, 2016, 06:53:35 PM
Receives child hood memories of someone dying

Inserts 24601
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 22, 2016, 07:37:16 PM
Receive speeches


Inserts a guy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 22, 2016, 07:44:51 PM
Receives something which I s mediocre at best.  :/


Inserts Sandor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 22, 2016, 08:21:17 PM
Receives hold medal

Inserts memes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 24, 2016, 06:00:57 PM
Receives an embarrassed Backspace




Inserts two fingers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on February 24, 2016, 06:54:49 PM
Receives a big toe

Inserts a potato that looks like Tom Cruise
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 24, 2016, 06:57:06 PM
Receives a potato-like rock


Inserts Mario Party 11
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on February 24, 2016, 06:59:42 PM
Receives £5 voucher for Amazon

Inserts ticket to somewhere
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 24, 2016, 07:00:53 PM
Receives free one-way ticket to "Ohwhocares"


Inserts smart stuff
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on February 24, 2016, 07:04:57 PM
Receives tough stuff

Inserts tougher stuff
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 24, 2016, 07:21:13 PM
Receives liquids


inserts monsters
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on February 26, 2016, 11:37:16 AM
Recieves mothman

Inserts the death star
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on February 26, 2016, 12:36:40 PM
Recieves a suicide note

Inserts a butterfly
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 28, 2016, 01:22:57 AM
Receives a hurricane

Inserts a kiss
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 04, 2016, 08:55:25 PM
receives a note: "No, I don't want to go out with you."


inserts intelligence
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 04, 2016, 08:59:35 PM
receives an 1-metre-long feather


inserts stupidity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 04, 2016, 09:06:18 PM
receives post office


inserts a heap of random randomness.


Btw, you're right... but then again, the whole random board is stupid.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 04, 2016, 09:16:08 PM
receives the same without echo


Inserts dry humor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on March 04, 2016, 10:13:31 PM
Recives Wet Humor

Inserts Sarcasm
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MustardHusky on March 05, 2016, 03:47:35 AM
you receive reverse psychology.

*inserts mustard bottle*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on March 06, 2016, 01:19:35 PM
*Receives a jet of mustard to the face*

*Inserts a 1,000 page essay on why mustard cannot possibly exist*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 06, 2016, 07:01:39 PM
Receives a certificate with a 'D-' written in mustard.


Inserts a chocolate egg
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 06, 2016, 08:44:28 PM
Receives Minecraft Creeper


Inserts master sword
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MustardHusky on March 07, 2016, 01:55:55 AM
you receive 10,000,000 rupees

*inserts hot dog bun*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on March 07, 2016, 08:02:40 AM
Recieves a hot dog, eating a bun ;)

*Inserts my tongue* :P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 07, 2016, 08:25:57 AM
Recieves ice cube

Inserts a pebble
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on March 11, 2016, 11:45:03 AM
revives limestone


inserts A terrible script   
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on March 11, 2016, 08:37:30 PM
Receives a terrible costume.


Inserts my attempt to code in bianary "100112001" 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 11, 2016, 11:35:04 PM
Recieves an error message


Inserts a bottle of maple syrup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on March 12, 2016, 01:23:58 PM
receives a model canada in a bottle


inserts frozen low fat  butter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: PEFA Harker on March 12, 2016, 03:18:07 PM
recieves a butter knife that overheats its blade, using AAA batteries.

inserts a RAM

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 12, 2016, 03:37:11 PM
Receives a EWE with extra ROM


Inserts a map of Jiangsu Province
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 14, 2016, 04:15:13 PM
Receives Google Maps


Inserts the sun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 14, 2016, 04:18:47 PM
Recieves moon


Inserts cash
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 14, 2016, 04:19:58 PM
OMG two moons!


Receives the same amount of money, in bills.


Inserts our original moon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on March 14, 2016, 04:31:51 PM
Receives planet wide destruction as moon is gone.

Inserts active volcano
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on March 14, 2016, 04:33:35 PM
Receives flaming hot doritos

Inserts a rare pepe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on March 14, 2016, 04:34:37 PM
Receives an broccoli

Inserts some spare change
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on March 14, 2016, 04:36:35 PM
Receives a crappy CS:GO skin

Inserts bird seed
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on March 14, 2016, 04:37:34 PM
Receives an Razot

Inserts a copy of the Lion King
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on March 14, 2016, 04:40:21 PM
Receives a group of furry trash

Inserts pink guy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on March 14, 2016, 04:49:17 PM
 Receives Pink Guy

Inserts McDonald's rap
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Setcho on March 14, 2016, 04:54:16 PM
Receives hamburger pls

Inserts kitteh
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 14, 2016, 04:55:05 PM
Receives doge



Inserts sweetcorn
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 14, 2016, 04:57:01 PM
Recieves nuts


Inserts a radiator
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on March 14, 2016, 05:03:31 PM
Receives the ultimate God of hyperdeath

Inserts determination
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 14, 2016, 05:04:44 PM
Recieves procrastination


Inserts a diamond ring
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: PEFA Harker on March 14, 2016, 05:06:05 PM
Receives a carbon fiber ring

Inserts cough syrup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on March 14, 2016, 06:05:18 PM
Receives healthy pancakes



Inserts a vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on March 14, 2016, 07:11:28 PM
You get an Illuminati.

*inserts $1,000,000*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 14, 2016, 08:12:15 PM
Receives a piece of paper that reads 'Thank you for your donation'


Inserts ice cream
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on March 14, 2016, 09:40:22 PM
You get a puddle.

*puts in a rabbit*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: PEFA Harker on March 15, 2016, 11:03:07 AM
Gets a blown mind

Inserts duct tape
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on March 15, 2016, 01:09:32 PM
Gets a duck duct-taped to a duct.

Inserts feathers.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 15, 2016, 03:28:23 PM
Receives hair


Inserts LEGO
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Gone forever on March 15, 2016, 07:21:19 PM
Receives a spy watch

Inserts wet paint
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on March 15, 2016, 08:59:41 PM
Gets ink.

Puts in a cat.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on March 15, 2016, 10:15:29 PM
Gets a metal fox.

Puts in a cloud.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 17, 2016, 08:27:13 PM
Receives current weather forecast


Inserts modern art
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 18, 2016, 05:26:23 AM
Recieves rectangles

Imserts a bed
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 18, 2016, 08:22:20 PM
receives sleeping bag


insert junk...
*takes another look*
Oh wait, it's trash!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 18, 2016, 09:19:55 PM
Receives angry dog


Inserts a plushie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 18, 2016, 09:41:33 PM
receives action toy


inserts *term not translatable*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 18, 2016, 09:43:11 PM
Receives Google translator


Inserts carrot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: HyenaKing on March 18, 2016, 09:44:06 PM
Receives vegetarian.

Insert Khaled.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on March 19, 2016, 10:21:35 PM
Receives one, measly, dried up, wrinkly cranberry.

Insert drum
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on March 19, 2016, 11:37:28 PM
Receives a rusty trombone


Inserts a bottle of fire
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on March 20, 2016, 12:01:57 AM
Receives Firox

Inserts a rabbit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ★Amethyst★ on March 20, 2016, 12:03:15 AM
Receives a tiny police uniform and a pile of carrots.

Inserts a video game controller.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on March 20, 2016, 12:24:48 AM
Receives a used, broken, slimy PS1 controller

Inserts smoke grenade
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on March 20, 2016, 01:50:19 AM
Receives marijuana smoke grenade


Inserts a bomb
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on March 20, 2016, 02:10:25 AM
Receives defusing kit


Inserts himself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Aaron Wolf on March 20, 2016, 09:52:36 AM
Receives maximum pleasure.

Inserts Phone- :O
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 20, 2016, 10:17:12 AM
Receives the same phone - but factory reset


Inserts marshmallows
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on March 20, 2016, 11:22:14 AM
receives a fur covered s'more o@o


insert's the dvd box set of red dwarf
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Epilogue on March 20, 2016, 12:16:32 PM
Receives an MLG starter kit.


-inserts the "can I speak to a manager" haircut-
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on March 20, 2016, 12:51:07 PM
receives a angry letter 


Insert's  a fanfiction
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Epilogue on March 20, 2016, 02:58:27 PM
Receives an annoying fangirl.


-inserts Tumblr-
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Epilogue on March 20, 2016, 07:14:25 PM
Receives a sticker.


Inserts Ronald McDonald.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on March 21, 2016, 07:44:46 AM
Recieves an eternal nightmare of clowns chasing you >:3

Inserts a bag or rupies :P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Epilogue on March 21, 2016, 07:07:27 PM
Receives Red Potion, but is unable to collect it because of the lack of an empty bottle.


-inserts coin-
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on March 22, 2016, 12:36:34 PM
Recieves a carrot :3

Inserts a fursuit head
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 22, 2016, 06:55:43 PM
Receives fursuit tail


Inserts black hole
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 23, 2016, 08:13:31 PM
Recieves wormhole


Inserts a cake with the icing scraped off
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on March 24, 2016, 02:09:14 PM
Receives a cupcake with the bread scraped off



Inserts a minigun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 25, 2016, 12:30:19 PM
Receives a maxi-shield


Inserts a tampon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 25, 2016, 01:49:56 PM
Receives blood


Inserts cookie, with raisins
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on March 25, 2016, 03:07:21 PM
receives a healthy and nutritious snack :D


Inserts the contents of a tube of toothpaste
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Epilogue on March 25, 2016, 03:18:02 PM
Receives a toothbrush.


-inserts trumpet-
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Aaron Wolf on March 26, 2016, 11:47:44 AM
-receive count Chocula cereal-

Inserts Firox- x3 shhhh
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on March 26, 2016, 01:44:45 PM
~ receives a furry scarf


~The fang of fenrir
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Aaron Wolf on March 26, 2016, 01:48:21 PM
Receives cursed amulet

Inserts time
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on March 26, 2016, 03:41:07 PM
Receives kobolds...thousands of them.

Inserts one of the kobolds.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 27, 2016, 10:16:47 PM
Receives baby dragons


Inserts 5 day old Chinese takeaway
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Aaron Wolf on March 27, 2016, 11:33:21 PM
Receives better health care plan.

Inserts paw

x3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on March 28, 2016, 12:28:55 PM

*looks in the hole and gets booped* -receives a boop


-inserts a ticket to batman vs superman

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: drakewithout on March 28, 2016, 02:10:20 PM
receives a bad date

inserts the color blue
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 28, 2016, 04:08:12 PM
Recieves Deep Purple

Inserts a handbag filled with money
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on March 28, 2016, 04:09:38 PM
Receives a flood of pennies.


Inserts Bruce Cambell.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2016, 02:08:15 PM
Receives lots of celeb photo's.


Inserts a keyboard (The computer one)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on March 30, 2016, 04:41:58 PM
Receives a mouse (the living kind)


Inserts a mobile phone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on April 05, 2016, 12:29:36 PM
Recieves an application :3


Inserts a peanut :P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: drakewithout on April 05, 2016, 01:56:33 PM
receives a complaint from an adult toy company

inserts a 5 mile walk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on April 05, 2016, 07:08:58 PM
Receives a Carebear


Inserts a dollar bill.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Grrxmaster on April 05, 2016, 08:10:50 PM
Receives an entire symphony.

*inserts a bowl of poutine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on April 05, 2016, 08:17:01 PM
Receives a need to google something,


Inserts a My Little Pony.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Grrxmaster on April 05, 2016, 08:48:41 PM
Receives the night of your life.

*inserts an Irish folk tune*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on April 05, 2016, 09:20:29 PM
Receives Irish dancers


Inserts a hot potato
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 07, 2016, 05:28:27 PM
Receives a potato made of ice.

Inserts 2 lbs of C4
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 07, 2016, 06:31:38 PM
Receives a flow of battery acid

Inserts Anthrax spore
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Grrxmaster on April 07, 2016, 11:59:25 PM
Gets a visit from the FBI, the CIA, and the CDC for some reason.

*inserts a broken computer mouse*

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 08, 2016, 01:09:12 AM
Gets a visit from the FBI, the CIA, and the CDC for some reason.

*inserts a broken computer mouse*
(Don't forget DHS)

Receives a 30 foot rat

Inserts a tablet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 08, 2016, 08:51:37 PM
Receives headache

Inserts random pennant
(You know what's nuts? I did get a headache metaphorically. My tablet went down last night and I had to reset it. Grr...)

Receives dust

Inserts penny
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Grrxmaster on April 08, 2016, 09:54:29 PM
Receives a single gold doubloon!

*inserts a match*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 09, 2016, 03:39:48 PM
Receives a swarm of rabid brown recluse spiders

Inserts American flag
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 09, 2016, 04:54:21 PM
Receives one measly, shriveled, vanilla bean.

Inserts dog collar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 10, 2016, 08:09:21 PM
Receives a naked dog.

Inserts a bowl of wax fruit.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on April 11, 2016, 05:35:59 AM
Recieves bowl of plastic fruit.

Inserts the ugliest emoticon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 11, 2016, 06:16:22 PM
Receives a smooth ride

Inserts a rollercoaster
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on April 11, 2016, 06:21:50 PM
Recieves a 10% off ticket to DisneyWorld

Inserts pizza, no sauce, no cheese, left side beef
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 11, 2016, 06:26:13 PM
Receives a lopsided cow

Inserts frozen cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on April 11, 2016, 06:27:26 PM
Receives fresh Wine.


Inserts Undertale.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 11, 2016, 07:14:26 PM
Receives a snowman in a leotard

Inserts a leopard leotard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on April 12, 2016, 09:26:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BzN6C6K.gif)
What a find!


Inserts a single hair.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 12, 2016, 02:24:34 PM
Receives a ran it fursuit

Inserts a popufur
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 12, 2016, 03:58:31 PM
Receives a massive spider web with 100 big spiders crawling all over it

Inserts Michen :D
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 12, 2016, 05:46:48 PM
 lol
Uh oh, I hope I haven't broken the machine. Inserts cleaning fluid
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 12, 2016, 05:51:59 PM
Uh, does anyone have a giant can opener so I can get Michen out?
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Razuel on April 12, 2016, 08:11:05 PM
Walks up to the vending machine and inserts a coin, then presses D12, and Michen pops out with a chocolate cake, "I'll put you back if you don't give me my chocolate cake."
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 13, 2016, 01:37:48 PM
Receives the following as well: a snow leopard skin and a mop. Mid: "Hey, those things are for other people! It looks like these popped out together with Michen..."


Inserts a keyboard (the music one this time)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on April 13, 2016, 03:16:00 PM
Recieves The Black Keys

Inserts a chunk of rock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 13, 2016, 03:24:33 PM
Receives lumps of stone


Inserts impossibilities
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 13, 2016, 07:45:28 PM
Receives an error message.

Inserts a pie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 13, 2016, 08:52:30 PM
Receives a Mac

Inserts a lump of goo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on April 14, 2016, 01:52:33 AM
you get nothing

*Insert coin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 14, 2016, 03:17:35 AM
Receives a letter from the bank informing that you owe $35,952,011.38 by tonight.

Inserts a candy bar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on April 14, 2016, 10:18:32 AM
you get a coin

*Inserts will to live*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 14, 2016, 03:54:48 PM
Receives a very angry 325 pound muscular police officer who hates loud parties

Inserts a pencil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 14, 2016, 05:43:56 PM
Receives poorly drawn sketch of the Eiffel Tower


Inserts "that song that's stuck in my head"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 14, 2016, 05:51:45 PM
Receives a bloody, decapitated head.

Inserts boot laces
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MustardHusky on April 14, 2016, 06:06:00 PM
receives month-long hiatus.

inserts broken claw
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 14, 2016, 06:09:31 PM
receives broken fang


inserts a crossbow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on April 14, 2016, 07:19:37 PM
Receives Linkle


Inserts a broken china plate
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 14, 2016, 07:31:16 PM
Receives paper dinnerware


Inserts a trollface
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on April 14, 2016, 07:43:49 PM
Get's a dank meme

*inserts Simple Minds*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 14, 2016, 07:50:53 PM
receives the easiest question on the planet


inserts Lorule Warriors
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 21, 2016, 09:26:52 PM
Receives a part of the triforce.



*inserts a glyph*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 21, 2016, 09:55:06 PM

Receives an error message.


Inserts Styxx's tounge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 21, 2016, 10:15:38 PM
Receives the angry monkeys.

*inserts roccos tail*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 21, 2016, 11:27:52 PM
(I called what you were going to insert!)

Receives a hot dog

Inserts a pirate flag
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 21, 2016, 11:33:06 PM
(lol)

Gets a drunken ninja.

*inserts an empty bottle of ejuice*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on May 21, 2016, 11:47:07 PM
Dummy! It was out-of-order! Can't you read?


Inserts  my parakeet.. (Into a warking machine)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on May 22, 2016, 12:01:08 AM
gets a half eaten tire


*inserts unicorn magic
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 22, 2016, 12:05:18 AM

Receives horse meat


Inserts a collar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 22, 2016, 12:55:11 AM
Received harness.
Inserts a dead bpdy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 22, 2016, 01:23:40 AM

Receives a drive by shooting


Inserts a napkin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 22, 2016, 01:26:25 AM
Receives chloroform.
Inserts a sock.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 22, 2016, 01:33:27 AM

Receives Cosmic Wuffy


Inserts a ref sheet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 22, 2016, 01:44:46 AM
Receives artist.
Inserts Rocco.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Argrath on May 22, 2016, 01:48:43 AM
Recieves Zaida




Inserts a banana
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 22, 2016, 01:49:33 AM
Receives a fruit salad

Inserts an MRE
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 22, 2016, 01:09:26 PM
Receives dirty clothes and a box of washing powder.


Inserts "Complete Nothingness" written by Nobody.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 22, 2016, 01:29:58 PM
receives knocker.


Inserts Phythagoras
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 22, 2016, 02:08:09 PM

Receives a bunch of algebra hating high school students


Inserts calculator
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 22, 2016, 02:21:00 PM
Receives abacus


Inserts antimatter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on May 22, 2016, 07:03:33 PM
Recieves millions upon millions of dollar bills

Inserts a single grain of rice

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 22, 2016, 07:18:09 PM
Gets sweet and sour sauce.

*crams a pyramid in the slot*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 22, 2016, 07:31:35 PM
*Machine stuck for a moment* Gets a Sphynx statue


Inserts black hole
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on May 22, 2016, 07:36:38 PM
Recieves a new vending machine after the previous one was completely destroyed

Inserts a toast sandwich
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 22, 2016, 07:38:09 PM
Receives "Chocolate Moose"


Inserts sand witch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on May 22, 2016, 07:59:50 PM
Recieves a cardboard box and a rainbow


Inserts watermelon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 22, 2016, 08:02:22 PM
Receives a watermelon air freshener.

*inserts sand*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on May 22, 2016, 08:04:04 PM
Recieves hourglass
Inserts coconut oil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 22, 2016, 08:09:09 PM
Receives the coconut it was made from.


Inserts craziness
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 22, 2016, 08:45:44 PM
Receives a clone of me

Inserts a piece of paper with a question written on it "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Argrath on May 22, 2016, 09:33:06 PM
Recieves Micro SD card


Inserts Andromeda Galaxy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on May 23, 2016, 12:03:13 AM
gets crappy plastic toy full of disappointment


inserts google
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 23, 2016, 12:08:19 AM

Receives Yahoo


Inserts bouncy balls
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on May 23, 2016, 12:11:14 AM
gets one big bouncy ball


*actually inserst a coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 23, 2016, 02:05:51 AM
Receives begging high school students.
Inserts my tail.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 23, 2016, 02:10:41 AM
Receives an obsidian tail cover.

Inserts a iron throne
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 23, 2016, 02:24:27 AM

Receives a thorn


Inserts one of my furs
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 23, 2016, 02:48:30 AM
Receives a brush full of fur

*inserts some of roccos fur*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 23, 2016, 03:07:45 AM
*Receives a rocco* this ones a keeper.
*Inserts my head.*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 23, 2016, 03:22:28 AM
*receives a miniature styxx*

*inserts his head*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 23, 2016, 03:26:27 AM
*receives a miniature zaida* keeper
*Inserts Abraham Lincoln*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 23, 2016, 04:00:10 AM

*Receives a rocco* this ones a keeper.
Aw, thanks  :)


Receives a copy of the Gettysburg Address


Inserts a hater
Title: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 23, 2016, 04:05:54 AM
*Receives a troll* dammit, why.
*Inserts butthurt*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 23, 2016, 05:25:15 AM

Receives a person who all they do is blankly stare, they don't even blink,. They. Just. Stare.


Inserts one of my favorite wolf shirts
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 23, 2016, 06:18:13 AM
Gets a real version of said wolf as a pet

*inserts insomnia *
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 23, 2016, 02:10:50 PM

Gets a real version of said wolf as a pet
:D


Receives a guy named Joe.


Inserts a combat boot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 23, 2016, 02:47:16 PM
*Receives dog tags.*
*inserts a plush off me*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 23, 2016, 02:48:40 PM

Receives an evil Zaida that starts trying to kill you


Inserts a lemon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 23, 2016, 02:55:00 PM
*Receives orange juice.*
*Inserts bad grades*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 23, 2016, 02:56:16 PM

Receives two angry parents breathing down your neck


Inserts an award
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 23, 2016, 03:55:40 PM
*Receives a metal of honor*
*Inserts a nuke*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 23, 2016, 04:02:35 PM
Receives 100,00 screaming, violent "peace" activists

Inserts an M4
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 23, 2016, 04:28:35 PM
*received empty rounds*
*inserts food*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on May 23, 2016, 07:21:52 PM
*recieves mould*

*inserts mayonnaise*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dubaku on May 23, 2016, 07:24:54 PM
*receives Miracle Whip*


*inserts Dark Souls*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on May 23, 2016, 07:28:30 PM
*You died*

*Inserts teh Stanley Cup*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 23, 2016, 10:12:32 PM

Receives the Lombardi Trophy


Inserts an American football
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Argrath on May 23, 2016, 10:28:24 PM
Recieves a soccer ball.


Inserts a fire orb.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 23, 2016, 10:37:18 PM

Receives a napalm bomb


Inserts a toy F22 Raptor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 23, 2016, 11:37:55 PM
Receives a Russian migg .

*inserts a half eaten tire*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: 138 on May 23, 2016, 11:56:53 PM
[Receives broken teeth]

[Inserts photo]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 24, 2016, 12:12:12 AM
*receives memories*
*Inserts missing work and finals*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 24, 2016, 01:20:47 AM

Receives a cricket.


Inserts a Trump hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 24, 2016, 07:15:59 AM
Received the anti Christ. XD

 *crams the anti Christ into the slot* what a mess, lava on the floor and such  o.O
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 24, 2016, 07:30:25 AM

Receives a sushi chef


Inserts a clock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 24, 2016, 02:36:11 PM
Receives the reply


Inserts the key to victory
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 24, 2016, 03:19:35 PM
*Receives Money.*
*Inserts a fursuit*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 24, 2016, 03:53:39 PM
Receives a ripped, stained, half burnt fursuit

Inserts a Nickel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 24, 2016, 05:31:12 PM
Gets me Morimoto. You so lucky!


*puts a asgardian in the slot under the guise that mead is in the machine *
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 24, 2016, 05:37:14 PM

Receives a very mad, drunk, hungry Chinese person


Inserts a machete
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 24, 2016, 06:02:14 PM
Gets an angry machete who swears to avenge anyone who wrongs you. (the character btw)


Puts in a copy of ninja gaiden two
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 24, 2016, 06:03:55 PM

Receives an angry samurai.


Inserts an Egyptian coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 24, 2016, 06:08:52 PM
Gets a hug from styxx XD

Puts in a candy bar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 24, 2016, 06:11:09 PM

*hugs back*


Receives the deed to a candy company


Inserts the song "Hand That Feeds"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on May 24, 2016, 06:34:28 PM
Recieves a severed hand with grain taped to its palm

Inserts myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 24, 2016, 07:16:58 PM
The world explodes from cuteness. See what you did there! Dont be putting so much cuteness condensed in such a tiny form into a possessed vending machine XD

Puts a bottled shriek in the vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 24, 2016, 08:41:41 PM
Receives a bagged echo

Inserts a 7.62x39 round
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 25, 2016, 06:26:49 AM
Gets a toy gun.

Puts a fortune cookie. In the slot.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 25, 2016, 06:28:36 AM

Receives a crystal ball catalog


Inserts a pill bottle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 25, 2016, 06:31:06 AM
Gets a fully automatic clipazine pistol. (its a satire on anti gun moms) XD

Puts a bb gun in
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 25, 2016, 06:35:20 AM

Gets a fully automatic clipazine pistol. (its a satire on anti gun moms) XD
LOVE IT!!! XD XD


Receives a fully automatic, drum feds bb gun


Inserts the Constitution of the United States
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on May 25, 2016, 06:48:53 AM
Recieves eagle

Inserts a shard of broken glass
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 25, 2016, 06:50:35 AM
Receives a lab tube sealed with a biohazard symbol.

Inserts a gas mask
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on May 25, 2016, 07:17:30 AM
Receives empty oil drum


Inserts cat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 25, 2016, 11:08:39 AM
*recieves Alistair plush*
*inserts nightmares.*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 25, 2016, 01:24:01 PM
Receives a curse that makes her dream of incredibly cute unicorns that take over and terrorise the world... Every night.


Inserts all that is good and holy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 25, 2016, 02:37:55 PM

Receives a gold star sticker.


Inserts a pair of hand cuffs
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 25, 2016, 03:07:33 PM
Receives jail.


Inserts trouble
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 25, 2016, 03:10:24 PM

Receives my two youngest brothers


Inserts a box of crackers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 25, 2016, 03:12:46 PM
Receives biscuits


Inserts clone of myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 25, 2016, 03:14:27 PM

Receives a mirror


Inserts a flower
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 25, 2016, 03:16:48 PM
Receives tree


Inserts a clone of Britney Spears
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 25, 2016, 03:17:58 PM

Receives a few thousand screaming idiots


Inserts the space bar from a keyboard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 25, 2016, 03:20:09 PM
Receives Space Burger outlet


Inserts vengeanceful intergalactic chickens
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 25, 2016, 03:36:06 PM
Receives bruises and scratches, but delicious chicken.
Inserts a history book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 25, 2016, 03:55:58 PM
Gets Stalingrad

Manages to capture and insert war from darksiders
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 27, 2016, 03:01:41 PM
Receives pure hatred, bottled and well.


Inserts the root of all evil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 27, 2016, 06:46:58 PM
Receives a very large bank account

Inserts dry ice
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on May 27, 2016, 08:53:59 PM
Receives brick of sodium


Inserts empty soda can
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 27, 2016, 09:21:06 PM

Receives a recycling bin


Inserts a military helmet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on May 27, 2016, 09:22:42 PM
*recives a singular military boot*

*inserts oxygen*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 27, 2016, 09:56:19 PM
Receives an old person gasping for air

Inserts a dummy grenade and runs
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on May 27, 2016, 09:58:37 PM
*machine launches a real grenade in your direction*

*inserts a vending machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on May 27, 2016, 10:00:47 PM
*recives the Iwatch from apple*

*inserts a message reading "need cheat sheet for math test"*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 27, 2016, 10:21:53 PM
*machine launches a real grenade in your direction*
Shooooooot! *takes cover and is too busy to insert or receive*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 27, 2016, 11:08:09 PM
*forcefully inserts rocco tail*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on May 27, 2016, 11:09:48 PM
*vending machine adds a few more tails to rocco*

*inserts a cake*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 27, 2016, 11:34:28 PM

Receives a cookie
*forcefully inserts rocco tail*
HEY! *looks at new tails* ...what!?!  :o T_T
*forcefully shoves Zaida in and starts banging on the machine really fast*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 28, 2016, 04:00:05 AM
*recieves gore me~*
*inserts my blood*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 28, 2016, 04:09:52 AM
 [Removed content]

Inserts :(
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on May 28, 2016, 06:48:44 AM
Receives a Haddaway record


Inserts a keyboard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 28, 2016, 07:10:36 AM

Receives type writer


Carefully inserts toxic mold
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on May 28, 2016, 07:11:41 AM
Receives a gas station sandwich


Inserts myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 28, 2016, 07:13:45 AM
Receives a dentist who hunts lions

Inserts said dentist
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 28, 2016, 02:12:30 PM
Receives more pointless Youtube videos


Inserts Captain Falcon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 28, 2016, 02:19:49 PM
receives hot lair

Inserts a division by 0
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 28, 2016, 02:31:16 PM
Receives new world after the previous one was sucked up


Inserts a division by infinite
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 28, 2016, 04:31:28 PM

Receives a notice that you have voided the warranty


Inserts a smoke grenade
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 28, 2016, 05:33:55 PM
*machine starts spewing tear gas*


Inserts the universe.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 28, 2016, 06:52:33 PM

Receives a stampede of excited puppies


Inserts a key
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 28, 2016, 08:49:12 PM
Receives a clue
Inserts a bomb
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 28, 2016, 10:53:04 PM

Receives a ripped, stinky, bloody zombie plushie


Inserts my boots
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 28, 2016, 11:46:28 PM
Receives leather, metal, and sewing materials
Inserts healthy snack
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 29, 2016, 01:46:46 AM

Receives  a triple bacon cheese burger drenched in BBQ sauce, ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise, all wrapped up like a present with bacon, topped with a scoop of ice cream, with a strawberry on top


Inserts chlorine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on May 29, 2016, 01:50:14 AM
Sounds like something you can get in L.A or Vegas~

Recieves a shot glass
Inserts tea
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on May 29, 2016, 01:51:19 AM
Get's coffee


I insert my future
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 29, 2016, 01:52:49 AM
Gets diplomacy

Inserts a plastic spoon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on May 29, 2016, 01:54:29 AM
get a 12'' version of Relax from Frankie Goes to Hollywood.


I insert a train
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on May 29, 2016, 01:56:56 AM
Gets an bottled and Bian shriek

Inserts and Bian hair
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 29, 2016, 11:26:08 AM
Receives a spraying can saying "And Bian sweat"


inserts glass cards
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 29, 2016, 01:17:47 PM
Receives sauna


Inserts miniature nuke
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kittenthetigress on May 29, 2016, 01:42:10 PM
Receives Hiroshima

Inserts heart of gold

Sent from my SM-N915P using Tapatalk

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 29, 2016, 01:45:15 PM
Receives cold metal heart


Inserts familiarities
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 31, 2016, 03:20:52 PM

Receives a dictionary
*puts on a chemical suit and gas mask*
Inserts blue paint
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 31, 2016, 03:24:20 PM
Receives Dish Network

Inserts a PS3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on May 31, 2016, 04:48:05 PM
Recives an Xbox 360

*inserts an american flag*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 31, 2016, 06:43:27 PM
Receives Gadsden flag

Inserts body armor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on May 31, 2016, 07:01:09 PM
Recieves shield

Inserts instant noodles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AuzFox on May 31, 2016, 08:24:32 PM
Receives this Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_noodle (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_noodle)

Inserts an abstract painting
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 31, 2016, 08:27:10 PM

Receives a blank canvas


Inserts a AA battery
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AuzFox on May 31, 2016, 08:44:27 PM
Receives Ribbon from Kirby and the Crystal Shards
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/kirby/images/b/b4/Ribbon_shard.png/revision/latest?cb=20110412054737&path-prefix=en)

Inserts Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 31, 2016, 08:51:31 PM

Receives multiple broken bones


Inserts 2 pounds of Uranium ore
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 04:59:29 AM

Receives nuclear explosion
Impossible. Uranium has to be highly enriched to become weapons grade, and you must reach critical mass first, and you must have something to start the chain reaction, and it would take a LOT more weapons grade Uranium that just two pounds, and the two pounds I entered were natural ore, no where near weapons grade. And if you are talking am fusion bomb, you also need extreme temperature, and Plutonium is strongly recommended.
I just went on a technical rant about nuclear weapons that probably no one understood*facepaw*  I'm crazy


Receives a bubble machine


Inserts my head (still attached to my body of course)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on June 01, 2016, 05:37:52 AM
*Recieves a decapitated Rocco head.* Oh..

*Inserts tail.*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 07:33:43 AM

Impossible. Uranium has to be highly enriched to become weapons grade, and you must reach critical mass first, and you must have something to start the chain reaction, and it would take a LOT more weapons grade Uranium that just two pounds, and the two pounds I entered were natural ore, no where near weapons grade. And if you are talking am fusion bomb, you also need extreme temperature, and Plutonium is strongly recommended.

Right, but this thread doesn't make any sense, invalidating all impossibilies. This thread messes with everything that is scientific, thus making it possible.
Point


Receives rake


Inserts a collar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 03:12:25 PM

Receives a mirror


Inserts an American football
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2016, 03:14:10 PM

*inserts Sandor*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 01, 2016, 03:24:36 PM
Receives a warning for mistreating staff members


Inserts Maxwell's notebook
(That thing you make other things with in Scribblenauts)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 03:26:09 PM

*inserts Sandor*
I don't get anything  :(


receives Telephone


Inserts Battlefield 4 for PS3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2016, 03:28:58 PM
receives a broken disk




*inserts Undertale*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 01, 2016, 03:29:42 PM
Receives Kid Icarus: Uprising

Inserts wooden blocks, wheels, and some weaponry.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 03:32:04 PM
Receives a T-90A Russian Main Battle Tank

Inserts an AT-4 CS
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AuzFox on June 01, 2016, 05:18:31 PM
Receives the Soldier from TF2

Inserts The Furry Forums
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2016, 05:21:26 PM

Gets Furries.








Inserts the Medic from TF2
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AuzFox on June 01, 2016, 05:25:00 PM
Receives "MEDIC!!"

Inserts a quote
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2016, 05:26:27 PM

Gets a copyright strike






Inserts pokemon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AuzFox on June 01, 2016, 05:33:23 PM
Gets a copyright strike
lel

Receives:
(http://i.giphy.com/pU5xUX0VLFoDC.gif)

Inserts a meme
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 05:49:55 PM
Receives a troll

Inserts  hot dog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 06:31:29 PM

Receives Donald Trump


Inserts lunch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 07:08:13 PM

Receives a mouse


Inserts an American football
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AuzFox on June 01, 2016, 07:25:42 PM
Receives obnoxious fans.

Inserts anime
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 01, 2016, 07:47:35 PM
Receives weird puns, weird characters and weird plots.


Inserts impossible currency
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 07:49:25 PM

Receives a Dollar bill


Inserts a gold tenth ounce coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 01, 2016, 07:56:18 PM
Receives a tiny iron disk


Inserts Mario Bros. coins
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 07:58:10 PM
Receives a box of angry fire ants

Inserts a cookie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 01, 2016, 08:00:26 PM
Receives a lock

Inserts a biohazard bag (My version of trick or treat?)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 01, 2016, 08:03:32 PM
Receives biological weapon


Inserts Rupees
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on June 01, 2016, 08:37:20 PM
Receives gil.

Inserts Holy Handgrenade of Antioch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 01, 2016, 08:40:09 PM
Receives Worms' Holy Handgrenade


Inserts a whole lotta nonsense
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on June 02, 2016, 05:22:20 PM
Recieves money


Inserts cheap chocolate
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 02, 2016, 08:07:32 PM

Receives a chocolate hand


Inserts a ball of cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on June 03, 2016, 04:54:30 AM
Receives cheezy poofs

Inserts chocolate wafers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on June 03, 2016, 05:20:46 AM
Receives vanilla wafers.

Inserts a slice of cake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 05, 2016, 03:43:58 PM
Receives piece of pie


Inserts my side character Anna Steen (a white lioness if you wonder)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 05, 2016, 03:49:44 PM
Receives Peach


Inserts zero-point energy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on June 05, 2016, 08:05:16 PM
Receives planks and boxes

Inserts pokemon card
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 05, 2016, 08:06:52 PM
receives a holographic yugioh card


puts in my dignity 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on June 07, 2016, 07:09:51 AM
*Receives a picture of nothing
(http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/This+must+be+fake+kellam+would+never+get+this+much+_6f7ba26e67285ec015120228273b36ae.jpg)

*inserts a Taguel*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on June 07, 2016, 09:57:07 PM
Receives a shrug.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Inserts a shoe.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on June 08, 2016, 04:55:20 PM
Recieves a round table.


Inserts a bronze sword
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on June 08, 2016, 07:45:06 PM
Gets a creeper that constantly blows up and respawns.


Inserts my pure hatred for living breathing humans.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on June 09, 2016, 12:47:15 PM
Received a bump on the head




Inserts my bed
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on June 09, 2016, 03:15:34 PM
Gets mead

Inserts some shaved fur
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on June 09, 2016, 04:36:27 PM
Recieves a tiny wig made out of said fur


Inserts used batteries
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 11, 2016, 12:54:28 AM
Receives a visit from a soldier wearing a blue helmet

Inserts a button
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 11, 2016, 06:27:25 PM
Receives a switch


Inserts a wooden machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 12, 2016, 04:38:15 AM

Receives Chinese music, in Chinese.


Inserts a laser designator
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 14, 2016, 07:12:41 PM
Receives laser module with a warning sign: "DO NOT FIRE, MIGHT BLOW"


Inserts trapdoor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 17, 2016, 02:39:04 AM

Receives a wet cat


Inserts the wet cat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on June 17, 2016, 10:00:21 AM
Recieves thoughts

Inserts blood, sweat and tears
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 17, 2016, 03:48:35 PM

Receives an old roll of film


Inserts a collar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on June 17, 2016, 04:30:42 PM
Receives dog


Inserts carpet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 17, 2016, 04:39:05 PM

Receives Chewbacca


Inserts a pen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2016, 04:41:19 PM
Receives a ball with a point


Inserts a Corellian freighter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 17, 2016, 04:42:19 PM

Receives a Slave I on your tail


Inserts a cell phone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2016, 04:49:31 PM
Receives patchy coverage


Inserts a patchwork quilt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 17, 2016, 04:50:29 PM

Receives the entire IRS tax code


Inserts a blank CD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2016, 04:53:52 PM
Receives an AWESOME MIXTAPE!!!


Inserts a duck
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 17, 2016, 05:00:22 PM

Receives a 350 pound guy wearing hunter camouflage, and orange vest, and waving a loaded shotgun around


Inserts a laser pen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2016, 05:02:32 PM
Receives a plasma pencil


Inserts a Dreadful Ultimatum
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 18, 2016, 02:03:00 AM
Receives a string of binary numbers

Inserts a precursor for soman
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 18, 2016, 10:29:50 AM
Receives the worth of the item in guilders


Inserts someone else's credit card
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 18, 2016, 03:05:58 PM
Receives a terrible credit rating


Inserts an HB pencil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 19, 2016, 09:53:15 PM

Receives a brand new first generation AK-47


Inserts ear plugs
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 20, 2016, 03:07:47 PM
Receives a non-writeable cd without recording


Inserts unholy soda
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 20, 2016, 04:35:47 PM

Receives... *cues music* Tumms, Tumms Tumms Tumms Tumms (Is it weird I insert commercials easily XD)


Inserts a Hellfire Missile and takes cover
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 20, 2016, 06:57:29 PM

Receives a pie in the face


Inserts a couch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on June 21, 2016, 11:17:06 PM
Receives a person named Israel.

Inserts candy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 08:30:47 AM
Gets a dentist's appointment.

Inserts a box.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on June 22, 2016, 08:34:23 AM
Receives Pandora


Inserts a Nordic keyboard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 08:42:14 AM
Receives Mjolnir.

Inserts a phone.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 11:26:47 AM
Receives another broken bone.

Inserts batteries.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 22, 2016, 01:04:14 PM
Receives battery pack
Extra batteries not included.

Inserts broken magnet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 22, 2016, 01:05:45 PM
receives two broken magnets




inserts hopes and dreams
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 01:07:15 PM
Receives nothing.
(Sorry, had to :P)

Inserts bacon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 22, 2016, 01:08:41 PM
Receives ham.


Inserts nonsense
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 01:12:39 PM
Blargh.

Inserts a math textbook
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 22, 2016, 01:15:07 PM
Receives physics textbook


Inserts my laptop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 22, 2016, 01:30:25 PM

Receives an old laptop


Inserts my hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 22, 2016, 01:31:53 PM
Receives old fishing hat riddled with holes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 22, 2016, 01:33:37 PM
Receives the instructions of this game

Inserts a mirror
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 01:35:13 PM
.rorrim a sevieceR

Inserts immaturity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 22, 2016, 01:36:02 PM
Receives angry parents


Inserts something quickly, didn't see what it was
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 22, 2016, 01:54:17 PM

Receives a very angry 6 6 320 pound rhino cop


Inserts a donut
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 22, 2016, 02:05:48 PM
Uhm, what did I insert?


Receives box of sugar cubes


Inserts the rhino again as good and bad as possible
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 22, 2016, 02:43:05 PM
Receives the whole police department (now you made them mad lol)

Inserts some of my fur
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 22, 2016, 02:46:41 PM
Receives feathers


Inserts myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 03:26:46 PM
Receives Iron man suit.

Inserts paper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 22, 2016, 03:35:48 PM
Receives Majira Strawberry

Inserts a sock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on June 22, 2016, 09:20:52 PM
*receives some foot de-odoriser*


*Inserts a knife*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 22, 2016, 09:23:48 PM
Receives a flower and a poem

Inserts a charging cord
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on June 22, 2016, 09:25:47 PM
*receives a charger for the Iphone 325*




*Inserts a hockey puck*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 22, 2016, 09:29:13 PM

Receives three teeth


Inserts silly putty
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on June 22, 2016, 09:30:47 PM
*machine tells you a joke*


*Inserts a gold brick*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 22, 2016, 09:33:04 PM

Receives a piece of paper


Inserts Tumblr
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on June 22, 2016, 09:51:06 PM
*machine dies*


*inserts a vending machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 22, 2016, 09:55:08 PM

Receives nothing, machine is dead.


Sets up a new machine and inserts dead one
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on June 22, 2016, 10:03:30 PM
*recieves a headstone reading "Here lies vending machine no.2534. He was a good men. RIP in pepperoni."*




*inserts a TV*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 11:03:11 PM
*Receives newspaper with headline about vending machines being filled with strange items*

*Inserts a power cable*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 11:06:39 PM
Receives a fox cub.

Inserts a raw steak
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 11:22:29 PM
Receives lawsuit about stuffing people into vending machines.

Inserts Sandor.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 22, 2016, 11:31:12 PM
Receives Lego jewellery.

Inserts knock-off Lego
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 23, 2016, 09:47:10 PM
-Processing your request-

Inserts CD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 24, 2016, 07:09:13 AM

Receives a message that your computer was hacked, which then hacked into the White House, Pentagon, Kremlin, Sydney Opera House, British Palace, and Parliament before self destructing in a spectacular ball of flame.


Inserts a globe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 24, 2016, 07:21:56 AM
Recieves a meteor.

Inserts cards against humanity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 24, 2016, 07:26:08 AM

Receives cats in a blender


Inserts a page of test instructions with a spelling error
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 24, 2016, 07:41:40 AM
Receives a black eye.

Inserts politically correct jokes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 24, 2016, 08:46:32 PM
Receives unnecessary screaming at low-budget horror knock-offs.

Inserts the next poster.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 25, 2016, 12:24:32 AM
Receives ability to breathe ice and fly.

Inserts faulty heater.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 25, 2016, 01:05:28 AM

Receives a bill for $3,535.39


Inserts a PS3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 25, 2016, 01:13:56 AM
Receives melted plastic.

Inserts an empty cereal box.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 25, 2016, 01:18:34 AM

Receives empty sushi package


Inserts a lemon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 25, 2016, 01:24:00 AM
Receives lemonade, with a strongly worded letter addressed to "Life".

Inserts a cat.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on June 25, 2016, 01:25:29 AM
Receives lemonade, with a strongly worded letter addressed to "Life".

Love it!

Receives a messy scene

Inserts a bell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 25, 2016, 01:27:03 AM
Receives a trombone.

Inserts a pair of sunglasses.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 08:45:13 PM
Recieves a table with a tea xP (Table + t)


Inserts myself :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 08:48:37 PM
receives bushy fox tail


inserts my tongue
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 09:01:57 PM
Recieves rainbows :3 I mean... Skittles :3


Inserts a waffle :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 09:02:40 PM
receives maple syrup from canada




inserts a water bottle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 09:07:45 PM
Recieves a Cola bottle :3


Inserts my tail x3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 09:13:11 PM
gets fox body w/o a tail






inserts a waffle maker
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 09:25:39 PM
Gets pankakes  XD


Inserts a huge questionmark :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 09:27:08 PM
gets tiny exclamation point  ^_^




inserts a flower
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 09:28:27 PM
Recieves Easter  :/


Inserts a fursuit :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 09:30:36 PM
gets a sweaty person that was wearing it




inserts her horn
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 09:32:45 PM
Recieves nothing :3 (the vending machine scammed you  XD )


Inserts an origami figure :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 09:35:58 PM
(nuuuuu i need that *searches frantically for her horn*)


gets a very large origami swan






inserts her fish

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 09:39:02 PM
Gets a shark, and Riddle cuddles that shark (I love sharks ^_^)


Inserts duct tape :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 09:40:12 PM
gets duct tape dress


inserts her dignity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 09:41:33 PM
Recieves vending machines loyalty :3


Inserts Justin Bieber :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 09:42:48 PM
receives death and world destruction


inserts twenty one pilots
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 09:44:17 PM
Get's mashed potatoes  >:3


Inserts gravy :P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 09:45:41 PM
(nuu anything but that)


gets a gravy train




inserts turkey
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 09:47:46 PM
The vending machine thanks for the giving, and give you a holiday card ;)


Inserts a penny :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 09:49:46 PM
gets a penny chocolate


inserts another vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 09:53:04 PM
Recieves a yet another vending machine :P What is going on here?  :o


Inserts skittles :P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 25, 2016, 09:54:35 PM
gets m&m's




inserts my sock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 25, 2016, 10:00:41 PM
Recieves a foot :3 (yepp, severed :3)


Inserts an mp3 player, playing Black MIDI :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 25, 2016, 11:44:23 PM
Vending machine breaks.

Inserts a fluffy blanket.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on June 26, 2016, 12:51:52 AM
receives an even fluffier rug




inserts a stuffy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 26, 2016, 04:56:06 AM
Receives a cushion in the shape of a disembodied limb.

Inserts a DVD case
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 26, 2016, 12:13:23 PM
Receives VHR box.


Inserts rubber
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 26, 2016, 10:16:49 PM
Receives Great Britain.

Inserts a flag.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Riddle on June 28, 2016, 03:52:07 PM
Recieves maple syrup :P


Inserts the Necronomicon :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 28, 2016, 10:47:25 PM
Receives a glowing Yoyo.

Inserts a block of dirt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on June 28, 2016, 10:49:50 PM
Receives a cake.

Inserts a tie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 29, 2016, 07:23:13 PM
Receives a draw


Inserts
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 29, 2016, 07:25:08 PM
Receives

Inserts sleep deprivation
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 29, 2016, 07:31:43 PM
receives sleeping gas


inserts (https://diaryofdaedalus.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/troll-dance-rev1.gif)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 29, 2016, 07:35:52 PM
Receives two Grimoire stones


Inserts pure madness
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 29, 2016, 07:40:58 PM
Receives white and red face paint, green hair spray and long facial scars.

Inserts a pencil.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 29, 2016, 07:42:03 PM
receives pen


inserts nonagon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on June 29, 2016, 11:15:45 PM
Receives nine straight lines.

Inserts a slip of paper with "The Game" written on it
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: HyenaKing on July 01, 2016, 02:48:36 AM
Recives a record of the Album "Hammered" by Motorhead. heh (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JF8oSxXtM)


Inserts an itchy dog.

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 01, 2016, 02:49:31 AM
Receives a back scratcher.

Inserts Wrath.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 01, 2016, 04:31:03 AM
Receives Peace.

Inserts line art.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 01, 2016, 04:50:51 AM
Receives the Mona Lisa.

Inserts $20
Title: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 01, 2016, 07:48:15 AM
Receives $50... from so far in the future that it is only worth $20.

Inserts pasta
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 03, 2016, 01:17:02 PM
Receives a different Rainbow Road


Inserts all my hopes and wishes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 03, 2016, 07:11:05 PM

Receives a speeding ticket


Inserts a straight jacket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 03, 2016, 11:53:05 PM
Receives a crooked jacket.

Inserts unwise decisions
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 04, 2016, 08:06:41 PM
Receives behindsight


Inserts a politician
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 05, 2016, 12:45:15 AM
Vending machine gives them back, taxes you for your efforts and the politician sues you for three dollars.

Inserts a warm bed.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 05, 2016, 12:46:54 AM
Receives a 6 foot 3 inch 290 pound drill sergeant

Inserts fear
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 05, 2016, 01:43:09 AM
Receives grim reaper costume.

Inserts a rain drop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 05, 2016, 02:57:03 AM
Receives minecraft mods.

Inserts cheap terraria knock-off
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 06, 2016, 02:40:04 AM

Gets an 8-bit Mario












Inserts my crown
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 06, 2016, 04:33:35 AM
Receives a jellyfish.

Inserts a McDonalds sign
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 06, 2016, 04:34:44 AM
Gets diabetes.


Inserts my soul
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 06, 2016, 05:43:52 AM
Receives the soul of his arch-nemesis.

Inserts a magical vending machine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 06, 2016, 03:29:00 PM

Gets magical soda.
Inserts my finger.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 06, 2016, 06:39:32 PM
Receives a toe.

Inserts a pair of slippers.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on July 06, 2016, 06:54:04 PM
receives a leash




inserts my blanket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 06, 2016, 07:03:46 PM
Receives a book.

Inserts unwise decisions.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on July 06, 2016, 07:13:51 PM
receives mass disaster


inserts another vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 06, 2016, 07:38:21 PM
Receives candy bars

Inserts
(https://info.stylee32.net/instaoldfagkit/trollface/52586714.gif)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on July 07, 2016, 05:53:37 PM
Recieves youth^

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on July 07, 2016, 11:10:07 PM
Recieves well-ironed shirt covered in rust.

Inserts phone.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 07, 2016, 11:43:45 PM

Gets a bill.


Inserts Sandor (again)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 08, 2016, 12:52:07 AM
Receives Sphinx statue.

Inserts Jest
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 08, 2016, 12:55:45 AM

Gets a ban for animal abuse.


Inserts this:  :*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 08, 2016, 09:15:35 AM
Receives random strings of punctuation.

Inserts a mod.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 09, 2016, 02:43:12 PM
Receives Monster Hunter anime


Inserts
(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/rage/troll-slap-rage-smiley-emoticon.gif)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 10, 2016, 10:02:45 AM
Receives surprise butt-slap.

Inserts the whole list of gender identities.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on July 10, 2016, 10:07:30 AM
Gets a Draugr (http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Draugr_%28Skyrim%29)

inserts Master Sword.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 10, 2016, 08:54:15 PM
Gets racist chocolate.

Inserts Tristam.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on July 12, 2016, 03:14:17 AM
Receives weird looks from grandparents

Inserts a single Pringle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 12, 2016, 12:26:37 PM
Receives a container of air.

Inserts low expectations.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 12, 2016, 02:18:33 PM
Receives low standards.

Inserts Sister Location.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on July 12, 2016, 08:21:21 PM
Receives sassy GPS

Inserts parishes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 12, 2016, 11:32:02 PM
Receives a cross necklace.

Inserts a salt grinder.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 13, 2016, 12:32:12 PM
Receives pepper grinder


Inserts embarrasment
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 13, 2016, 12:59:40 PM
Receives a feeling of shame


inserts homestuck
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 13, 2016, 01:02:03 PM
Receives house arrest


Inserts hair dryer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on July 13, 2016, 08:04:30 PM
Receives baldness

Inserts a Pontiac
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 13, 2016, 08:06:24 PM
Recieves car keys


Inserts a feather
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on July 15, 2016, 10:01:43 PM
Receives happy feet

Inserts Mario Cart
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 16, 2016, 04:48:03 AM

Receives a lei and a spray bottle with water in it.


Inserts the entire universe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 16, 2016, 04:49:56 AM

Receives a professor that rambles about nonsense all day. Literally all day


Inserts a Trump "Make America great again" hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 16, 2016, 06:03:44 AM
Recive a ww3 is here poster

Insert putin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 16, 2016, 06:53:28 AM

Receives an empty Presidential lunch box


Inserts a pair of handcuffs
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 16, 2016, 12:22:00 PM
receives lead ball


Inserts cat photos
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 16, 2016, 12:24:16 PM
Recive the inetrnet

Insert belife that death is the best thing in life
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 16, 2016, 12:34:14 PM
Receives guidebook "Death 101"


Inserts motionless car
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 16, 2016, 03:49:39 PM

Receives a AAA battery


Inserts a good coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on July 17, 2016, 12:52:27 AM
Receives "out of order" notice

Inserts a tissue box
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 04:24:08 AM
Recieves a Map to the Treasure

Inserts 14. Million. Dollars.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 17, 2016, 04:25:53 AM
Receives a cookie.

Inserts said cookie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 04:31:47 AM
Recieves 14. Million. Dollars.

Inserts the evidence
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 17, 2016, 04:36:26 AM
Receives jail time.

Inserts a sheriff.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 04:41:47 AM
Recieves high speed car chase

Inserts an apology
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 17, 2016, 04:43:27 AM
Receives a death.

Inserts life.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 04:48:24 AM
Recieves infinite wisdom

Inserts proper credits
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 17, 2016, 04:49:26 AM
Receives improper credits.

Inserts a dollar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 04:51:55 AM
Recieves the same dollar.

Inserts a jelly doughnut.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 17, 2016, 05:11:25 AM
He didn't smooth it out; the machine spit it out.

Inserts 42 guides to the galaxy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 17, 2016, 05:15:04 AM
recive the answer to the life universe and everything else.

insert every reffrence ever.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 17, 2016, 05:21:41 AM
Receives Never giving you up, a poptart cat, and a 420 no-scope.

Inserts happiness.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 02:52:43 PM
Recieves only sadness

Inserts an unknown substance
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2016, 03:10:30 PM
Receives brown kryptonite


Inserts a horse
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 17, 2016, 03:14:09 PM
recive hussie; the great troler of all

insert demonic pressence detected, lockdown in efect.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2016, 03:37:25 PM
Receives Belial Lockwood: Security Artiste




Inserts a sausage phone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 03:47:29 PM
Recieves an answering machine message

Inserts the launch codes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2016, 03:49:55 PM
Receives a pair of keys


Inserts the lunch codes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 03:58:22 PM
Recieves a sandwich

Inserts 14 Karat Gold Bars
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2016, 04:01:35 PM
Receives jealous bankers


Inserts stock options
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 04:53:55 PM
Recieves stock market crashes

Inserts the proper amount of currency to purchase items from this machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2016, 05:15:54 PM
Receives a generic snack of dubious nutritional value


Inserts a Snickers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: guest22811 on July 17, 2016, 05:16:59 PM
Receives a Mars Bar.


Inserts myself.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 05:38:37 PM
Recieves Error Notice

Inserts Camel Cash
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2016, 06:28:24 PM
Receives Republic credits


Inserts two humps
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 06:35:37 PM
Recieves Camel

Inserts said camel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2016, 06:38:21 PM
Receives a ship of the desert


Inserts a sandy dessert
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 07:04:06 PM
Recieves the Artic Tundra

Inserts the Zika Virus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2016, 07:53:28 PM
Receives Idi Amin's mosquito collection


Inserts a spiffy uniform
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 08:06:24 PM
Recieves Charisma

Inserts another vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2016, 08:16:10 PM
Receives a vending implosion.


Inserts screaming
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 17, 2016, 08:33:27 PM
Recieves Nothing. Your being to loud.

Inserts Insurgents.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on July 17, 2016, 10:25:26 PM
Receives  active c4 bomb.


inserts H2O,.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 18, 2016, 01:29:28 AM
Recieves a short circuited machine

Inserts some ants
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 18, 2016, 03:20:18 AM
Receives a short circuited machine.

Inserts something to fix the circuits.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 18, 2016, 03:27:23 AM
Recieves a fixed machine

Inserts $20 in pennies
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on July 18, 2016, 05:42:08 AM
Recieves a fixed machine

Inserts $20 in pennies
Gets $20 in candian pennies.

inserts a $1,00000  bill
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 18, 2016, 01:29:08 PM
Receives a response

Inserts pine cone.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on July 18, 2016, 02:06:51 PM
Receives Apple Tree

Inserts a banshee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 02:20:58 PM
Receives a wail


Inserts a whale
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 18, 2016, 03:38:40 PM
Receives blubber

Inserts elephant
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 03:47:09 PM
Hey Delta!  Good to see you :D


Receives a trunk call


Inserts a book of terrible puns
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 18, 2016, 03:48:03 PM

Gets Sans.




Inserts myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 03:49:38 PM
Receives minor cuts and abrasions.


Inserts a fresh band-aid
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 18, 2016, 03:51:10 PM

Receives a first-aid kit.
Inserts this post.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 04:01:45 PM
Receives a certificate of minimum requirement


Inserts half a post
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 18, 2016, 04:02:54 PM

receives a completed post.


Inserts my avatar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 04:04:33 PM
Receives a shared look of amusement


Inserts a private joke
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 18, 2016, 04:06:33 PM

Receives 5 dollars.


Inserts this: (http://http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/funny-wolves.jpg)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 04:08:26 PM
Receives a broken link


Inserts error message:


"This site can’t be reached


http’s server DNS address could not be found.
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 18, 2016, 04:11:16 PM

receives an internet provider scam.


inserts my crown
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 04:18:50 PM
Receives a monarch butterfly


Inserts a cabbage moth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 18, 2016, 04:20:28 PM

receives a pumpkin


steals the pumpkin and inserts it
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 04:26:31 PM
receives a Jack-o'-lantern


inserts a jackle aunt urn
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 18, 2016, 05:23:55 PM
Receives Illuminati confirmed
(You won't get away from me, Jest!)

Inserts spyglass.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 05:34:34 PM
Receives a judgment of self defense (reference to song The Coin Machine)


Inserts Jerry Reed's guitar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 18, 2016, 05:38:31 PM
Receives cash

Inserts the power within
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 18, 2016, 05:45:06 PM
Receives :/;@":26'zdj;/3[[[error]]],|\~€<}

Inserts Debugger
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 05:57:37 PM
Receives value for nothing


Inserts a free lunch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 18, 2016, 06:02:52 PM
Receives a paid lunch.

Inserts happiness.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 18, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Receives a great tragedy.

Inserts the antidote
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 06:46:20 PM
Receives a bezoar


Inserts a goat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 18, 2016, 06:56:25 PM
Receives chevon. (That's goat meat if you didn't know.)

Inserts McDouble.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 18, 2016, 07:03:20 PM
Receives Steven Starting To Walk

Inserts baby
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2016, 07:19:37 PM
Receives a money vacuum


Inserts all dat ca$h
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 18, 2016, 08:48:13 PM
Receives bling

Inserts the hood
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 19, 2016, 12:28:13 AM
Receives neighbor.

Inserts cake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 01:47:43 AM
Receives a birthday

Inserts lightning
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 19, 2016, 11:54:27 AM
Receives thunder


Inserts noise
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 01:18:14 PM
Receives no peace and quiet

Inserts ladybug
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 19, 2016, 01:19:38 PM
receives male bug


Inserts power
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 01:31:50 PM
Receives an electric shock

Inserts bottle cap
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 19, 2016, 01:32:24 PM
Receives empty bottle


Inserts electricity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 01:35:32 PM
Receives an overloaded machine. To much electricity.

Inserts a bottle of water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 19, 2016, 01:37:21 PM
*machine short-circuits*


What did you do? Now we got to get a new machine again!
*Puts down new machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 01:41:01 PM
Inserts another bottle of water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 19, 2016, 01:43:22 PM
*Machine short-circuits again*


Please, don't! This is the second machine you messed up!
*New, waterproof machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 01:48:07 PM
Inserts an apology :'(
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 19, 2016, 01:50:39 PM
Receives grumbling accept


Inserts butter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 01:52:50 PM
Receives a buttered roll

Inserts a buick
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 19, 2016, 01:53:28 PM
Receives dime


Inserts nothingness
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 01:58:15 PM
Receives nothing.

Inserts a coupon for a free back rub.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 19, 2016, 05:33:44 PM
Receives a pair of arms that hurl themselves at your back.


Inserts herbal tea
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 06:00:28 PM
Receives the vision

Inserts a ghost
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 19, 2016, 06:02:59 PM
Receives a shiver down your spine


Inserts cookies, with raisins
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 19, 2016, 06:04:21 PM
Didnt recive anything, i ate them.

Insert baked potatos
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 07:22:24 PM
Receives another baked potato

Inserts an application
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 19, 2016, 07:37:49 PM
Recieves rejection letter

Inserts block of cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 19, 2016, 07:41:17 PM
Receives a mice problem

Inserts some mousetraps.

(I changed mine.)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on July 20, 2016, 06:48:28 AM
Receives a box of varied cheeses.

inserts Faux Tail.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 21, 2016, 09:46:42 AM
Receives Charme-Claw


Inserts bomb
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 21, 2016, 10:24:32 AM
*Thing repairs itself*


Wut...?
Inserts bad pun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 21, 2016, 10:28:23 AM
Receives the biggest bonfire on the planet


Inserts the derpy me again
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
Receives a refund

Inserts spaghetti
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 21, 2016, 03:08:38 PM
Recieves meatballs


Inserts an ant
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 03:13:39 PM
Receives colony

Inserts doughnut
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 21, 2016, 03:17:41 PM
Recieves Homer Simpson


Inserts a can of blue paint
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 03:33:05 PM
Receives a new paint job

Inserts a ticket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 21, 2016, 03:43:15 PM
Recive a rude on a train piloted by bricket.

Insert said driver.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 04:21:01 PM
Receives a crashed train because SOMEONE PUT THE CONDUCTER IN A VENDING MACHINE!!!

Inserts a math book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 05:41:55 PM
Receives wrong translation

Inserts dictionary
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 21, 2016, 05:44:08 PM
Recive my hate for them.

Insert monthy paython.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 21, 2016, 05:47:09 PM
Receives a holy grail


Inserts a diamond ring
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 05:48:15 PM
Receives charisma

Inserts banana
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 21, 2016, 05:53:38 PM
Receives banana peel


Inserts bleach
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 06:06:20 PM
Receives clean clothes

Inserts the power of oxi clean

(I changed mine. ;))
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on July 21, 2016, 07:12:18 PM
Receives a plain white T-shirt

Inserts Plain White T album
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 08:34:46 PM
Receives a dystopian society

Inserts waffle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 21, 2016, 08:35:26 PM
Receives pancakes


Inserts maple syrup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 08:39:17 PM
Receives a great way to start the morning

Inserts egg
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 21, 2016, 08:46:38 PM
Receives chicken


Inserts feathers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 08:48:30 PM
Receives Native American headdress

Inserts power
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 21, 2016, 08:51:39 PM
Receives wisdom and courage


Inserts lolipops
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 21, 2016, 09:42:57 PM
Receives happiness

Inserts that happiness
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 22, 2016, 01:18:38 AM
Receives laziness

Inserts pie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 22, 2016, 01:24:27 AM
Receives pie pan with crumbs in it

Inserts soap
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 22, 2016, 08:01:06 PM
Receives a good smell.

Inserts a dirty dish.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 22, 2016, 08:02:08 PM
Recieves soapy water


Inserts soup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 22, 2016, 08:03:11 PM
Receives a souped-up car.

Inserts lies.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on July 22, 2016, 08:09:50 PM
Receives cake

Inserts the full moon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Delta The Wolf on July 22, 2016, 10:09:10 PM
Receives wolf

Inserts zero gravity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 22, 2016, 10:20:39 PM
Receives alien

Inserts famous person
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on July 22, 2016, 10:54:53 PM
Receives autographs

Inserts my grandfather's ashes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 23, 2016, 12:34:12 AM
Receives news that your father is dead.

Inserts your father's ashes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 23, 2016, 02:53:01 AM

Receives a draft notice


Inserts a bottle of sun screen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 23, 2016, 02:55:41 AM
Receives a son

Inserts pineapple
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 23, 2016, 02:58:51 AM

Receives a knife


Inserts a pen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 23, 2016, 03:00:25 AM
Receives a piece of paper

Inserts a phone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 23, 2016, 03:02:50 AM
Receives a cat

Inserts a bell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 23, 2016, 03:05:04 AM
Receives a potato

Inserts a book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 23, 2016, 03:10:17 AM

Receives a tablet.


Inserts  a laptop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 23, 2016, 03:15:56 AM
Receives a big red button

Inserts a paradox
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 23, 2016, 03:22:00 AM
Receives a Trump-Clinton candidacy

Inserts an Anthrocon shirt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on July 23, 2016, 03:24:58 AM
Received a canceled date.

Inserts summer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 23, 2016, 03:26:29 AM
Receives a water fountain

Inserts television
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on July 23, 2016, 07:52:05 AM
Get's a picture (http://i.imgur.com/Fd3ddcq.png)


inserts Assault rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on July 23, 2016, 07:55:45 AM
Receives a police edition.

Inserts and officer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 23, 2016, 08:02:11 AM
Receives a donut

Inserts headphones
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on July 23, 2016, 08:09:58 AM
Receives earwax.

Inserts the SWAT.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: YourUnknownHost on July 23, 2016, 08:16:29 AM
Receives a piece of coal

Inserts a peridot gem
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SadDubwool on July 23, 2016, 09:42:41 AM
Recieves A copy of steven universe season 1 burnt unto a VCR








Insert Sans
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on July 23, 2016, 10:07:00 AM
Receives an overrated game of 2015 award.

Inserts a burglar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 23, 2016, 11:27:05 AM
Recieves stolen jewellery

Inserts a pebble
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 23, 2016, 03:46:28 PM
Receives an apple

Inserts a charging cord
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on July 23, 2016, 04:05:33 PM
Recieves A copy of steven universe season 1 burnt unto a VCR








Insert Sans
you  young whippersnappers you don't burn a VHS cassette it uses a magnetic strip, that's why it' called tape. I also doubt you could put a whole season on one tape.

Receive an Iphone.

Inserts an apple.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 23, 2016, 04:08:23 PM

Receives a worm


Inserts a Trump-Clinton presidency
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on July 23, 2016, 06:23:30 PM
Receives and abomination.

Inserts music.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 23, 2016, 06:37:48 PM
Receives a guitar

Inserts comic
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on July 23, 2016, 06:38:57 PM
Receives super heroes.

Inserts darkness.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 23, 2016, 07:00:51 PM

Receives me


Inserts Zaida
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 23, 2016, 07:08:00 PM
Receives concentrated evil

Inserts .myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 23, 2016, 07:18:33 PM
recive black dragon scale juice, cherris not included.

insert my self.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 23, 2016, 07:23:52 PM

Receives a Minecraft Silverfish


Inserts myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on July 23, 2016, 10:47:17 PM
Receives combat boots and a dog tag.

Inserts my tail.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 25, 2016, 04:25:44 AM
Receives a dead flashlight

Inserts an old flip phone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 25, 2016, 04:27:55 AM
Receives a payphone

Inserts Mohawk wig
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 25, 2016, 07:17:37 AM
Receives native American


Inserts notice: "out of order"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 25, 2016, 08:15:49 PM
Recieves a small block of lead


Inserts a left sock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 26, 2016, 03:22:22 AM

Receives Cosmic Woofy


Inserts the seasoning nutmeg
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on July 26, 2016, 08:19:02 AM
Receives peppermint leaves

*inserts jasmine tea leaves*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on July 26, 2016, 10:55:26 AM

Receives an old Arab marveling over said calculator


Inserts a black top hat

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 26, 2016, 04:40:02 PM
Recieves gentleman


Inserts cupcake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on July 26, 2016, 04:41:54 PM
Receives chica

Inserts pillow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on July 26, 2016, 04:45:54 PM

Gets a mattress.


Inserts my Imakuni? Pokémon card
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 28, 2016, 09:08:32 AM
Receives the "Magikarp" pokemon card


Inserts vegetables
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 28, 2016, 09:39:50 AM
*Machine door opens, boxing glove on spring jumps in Vokun's face and door closes again*


Inserts bar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 30, 2016, 02:09:17 PM
Receives barman


Inserts a staircase
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 30, 2016, 02:15:26 PM
Recive a knee problem.

Insert vokun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 30, 2016, 02:21:48 PM
Receives the Dovahzul word for shadow


Inserts an elderscroll
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 30, 2016, 02:23:27 PM
Recive a meh mmo.

Insert a knife pun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 30, 2016, 02:26:52 PM
Receives a fork in the road


Inserts a TV spin-off
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on July 31, 2016, 06:16:43 AM
Receives a cake.

Inserts the lie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2016, 11:42:39 AM
Receives the full truth: THE CAKE IS A HOLOGRAPH


Inserts a rift in space and time.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2016, 11:58:38 AM
Receives zero.


Inserts knowledge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2016, 01:31:42 PM
Receives hater


Inserts power
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on July 31, 2016, 01:35:28 PM
recives a " by the power of gray skull" meme reffrence.

insert the ssence of flight.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2016, 01:41:34 PM
receives wings and jet engines.


Inserts house
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 31, 2016, 02:59:49 PM
Receives a new fear of horizons


Inserts hypnagogia
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2016, 03:42:08 PM
Receives Hypopompia


Inserts Dialga
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 31, 2016, 03:51:25 PM
Receives Palkia


Inserts a Dragonball Z lunchbox
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on July 31, 2016, 04:59:27 PM
Recieves ka-carrots and vegetables


Inserts sand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 31, 2016, 05:54:06 PM
Receives lightning and a guide to making glass


Inserts a Jeep
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on August 01, 2016, 03:54:40 AM
Receives a peeJ.

Inserts opposite day.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 01, 2016, 06:13:52 PM
Receives a palindrome




Inserts an enigma wrapped in a riddle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on August 02, 2016, 01:05:36 PM
Receives the plot line of Five Night's at Freddy's.

Inserts a non-scary game.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 03, 2016, 11:27:07 AM
Receives the latest FNAF


Inserts scrap metal
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 05, 2016, 06:44:16 PM
Receives mice


Inserts lightning
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on August 05, 2016, 06:46:03 PM
recive thunder.

insert cat burguler.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 05, 2016, 06:51:54 PM
Receives guard dog


Inserts this realm
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 06, 2016, 08:43:33 PM
Receives guard dog


Inserts this realm
Get's alternate reality.

Inserts $50.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 06, 2016, 09:32:14 PM
get a note saying that you made a poor financial decision.


I insert a bus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 06, 2016, 10:06:28 PM
get a note saying that you made a poor financial decision.


I insert a bus
You got a Volkswagen Beetle. (If I have  an imaginitve infinite amount of money it's not a poor decisions :P)

inserts monster truck tire.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 07, 2016, 04:00:20 AM
You get run over.

Inserts Dr. Klein.

(Cookie to the one who gets the reference. DO NOT SPOIL IT, ALEX!)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 08, 2016, 06:40:22 PM
Receives Mr. Groot


Inserts evil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 08, 2016, 08:51:54 PM
Receives dry sand


Inserts truth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 08, 2016, 09:01:04 PM
REJECTED!
And a beautiful lie.


Insert Antwerp
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 08, 2016, 09:45:30 PM
Recieves a lollipop, propeller hat, and burp

Inserts corrupted ideals
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 08, 2016, 09:46:13 PM
Recieve a bag of cash.

Insert the North Sea
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 08, 2016, 10:04:09 PM
Recieve a bag of cash.

Insert the North Sea
Receive Mediterranean Sea.

inserts a rubber dingy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 08, 2016, 11:09:47 PM
Get a bottle


Insert 5 ethanol
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on August 10, 2016, 05:30:08 AM
Receives natural gasses.

Inserts the Sun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 10, 2016, 11:29:08 PM
Receives sriracha hot sauce.

Inserts a poster.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 11, 2016, 07:50:41 AM
Receives flyer


Inserts the art of boredom
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 02:06:32 PM
Recieve a noose

Insert Uranium 238
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 11, 2016, 02:36:08 PM
Receives the great hadron collider.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 02:37:58 PM
YOU GET NOTHING!

I insert toilet paper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 11, 2016, 02:49:08 PM
But that was what I inserted.

Receives s***

Inserts my immaturity.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 03:09:31 PM
You recieve a destroyed childhood, that should get rid of it.


I insert my dignity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 11, 2016, 03:11:25 PM
Receives freedom from conformity


Inserts a bus stop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 03:12:26 PM
Get New Zealand

Insert a reality destroying paradox
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 11, 2016, 03:13:31 PM
Receives another crappy time traveling show.

Inserts vague reference.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 03:14:41 PM
Recieve angry Whovians.

Insert furries
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 11, 2016, 03:20:19 PM
Receives a Brony war


Inserts season 1 of Friends
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 11, 2016, 03:22:24 PM
Recieves the lighter side of cable.

Inserts reality tv
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 03:23:57 PM
Recieve thrash

Insert those damn commie furries
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 11, 2016, 03:31:30 PM
The vending machine spits them out.
Even it has standards.

Inserts cozy bed.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 03:33:04 PM
Get a cold shower...the machine works in mysterious ways

Insert the invisible hand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 11, 2016, 03:37:55 PM
Gets something invisible. Can't tell what it is.

Inserts a Bricket plushie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 03:38:55 PM
Get uncensored capitalism and an invitation to the Bricket-Fanclub.


Insert myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 11, 2016, 03:45:36 PM
Recieves many, many furs who love bricket.

Inserts a very tired and full creature.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 11, 2016, 03:53:31 PM
Receives gas


Inserts a weather balloon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 04:06:17 PM
Get a communist world.


Insert a dank meme about 'Straya
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 11, 2016, 04:08:19 PM
Receives Alf Stewart's message to Rebecca Gibney


Inserts compelling beachside-drama
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 04:09:48 PM
Recieve a crappy reality show about Bondi Beach.


Insert dank memes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 11, 2016, 04:11:37 PM
Receives a rant from Richard Dawkins about turning his finest work into a penguin who can't talk to girls




Inserts Lalla Ward
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 04:13:49 PM
Get a blue police box


Insert regret
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 11, 2016, 04:15:02 PM
Receives the 6th Doctor


Inserts Lego
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 04:28:19 PM
Recieve pain for your feet


Insert 'straya
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 11, 2016, 04:56:24 PM
Receives The Man from Snowy River by Banjo Paterson


Inserts a 5-string banjo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 11, 2016, 05:40:39 PM
Receives The Man from Snowy River by Banjo Paterson


Inserts a 5-string banjo
Receives a set of archery goods a crossbow re curve bow and arrows.


Inserts stone arrowhead.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 11, 2016, 05:45:48 PM
Recieve a free copy of Bee Movie, the greatest movie of all time.


Insert degenerates
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 11, 2016, 07:21:51 PM
Recieves ability to regenerate.

Inserts multiple bodily pains.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 11, 2016, 07:42:53 PM
Receives proof of life


Inserts saṃsāra
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on August 13, 2016, 08:39:56 PM
Recieves perfume


Inserts samosa
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 14, 2016, 11:42:43 AM
Receives dessert


Inserts Wikipedia
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 14, 2016, 01:31:18 PM
Receives intense gunfight


Inserts beings
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 14, 2016, 01:35:06 PM
Receives Heidegger's 'Dasein'


Inserts the password to Disney's Secret Vault
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 14, 2016, 01:36:35 PM
Receives note: "Access denied"


Inserts creatures
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 14, 2016, 01:47:02 PM
Receives meat machines


Inserts the whispers within
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 14, 2016, 02:24:22 PM
Receives loud yelling


Inserts beasts
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 14, 2016, 02:48:42 PM
Receives belles


Inserts a bead curtain
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on August 15, 2016, 04:00:43 PM
Receives a barrel of radioactive spiders

Inserts the attached picture

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 15, 2016, 05:41:20 PM
Receives this embedded image
(https://img0.etsystatic.com/037/1/8122549/il_340x270.538743952_tvzc.jpg)



Inserts a bath full of chicken fat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 15, 2016, 05:47:13 PM
You get soap.


Insert dank memes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 15, 2016, 05:52:19 PM
Receives 5chan


Inserts a neckbeard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 15, 2016, 05:52:47 PM
Get a fedora


Insert crippling depression
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 15, 2016, 06:07:21 PM
Receives a prescription for SSRIs and regular exercise


Inserts crushingly low self-esteem
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on August 15, 2016, 07:34:05 PM

Receives a ticket to Mars in 2156


Inserts a Sarin nerve gas precursor chemical
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 15, 2016, 07:36:04 PM
Gets oxygen shortage


Inserts disregard for the constitution
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on August 15, 2016, 07:37:59 PM

Receives a Democrat and Republican bipartisan agreement on 'national security'


Inserts III%ers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 15, 2016, 07:46:11 PM
Get a 1/3 invitation to the club of 1%'ers


Insert drama
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 15, 2016, 07:48:26 PM
Receives a Michael Moore documentary about furries


Inserts a furry documentary about Michael Moore
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 15, 2016, 07:52:19 PM
Recieve a Furry Moore on a Michael documentary.


Insert degenerate furries
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 15, 2016, 08:14:29 PM
Receives a CSI episode


Inserts Law & Order: Special Furry Unit [DUNHK DUNHK]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 15, 2016, 08:22:08 PM
Recieve a butchered score by IMDB


Insert those damn furries
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 16, 2016, 05:56:50 AM
Recieves these damn furries.

Inserts a large metal object.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 16, 2016, 09:12:16 PM
Recieves a weebly wobbly ball.

Inserts unending rage.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 17, 2016, 07:55:06 AM
Receives infinite love


Inserts Aura Kingdom
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 17, 2016, 10:09:58 PM
Gets... something I have no clue about.

Inserts Inferno-in-a-can.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 17, 2016, 10:18:54 PM
Recieves a burning vending machine, and a burning room by now aaaaand now it is a burning building...


Insert bad financial advice
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 17, 2016, 10:40:05 PM
Gets Bankrupt.

Inserts Legion Coin, followed by an NCR $5 bill, then ten bottle caps.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 17, 2016, 11:16:56 PM
You get a synth;



Insert Windows XP installation music
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 18, 2016, 12:40:49 AM
You get SCREWED.

Inserts M16 and three mags of 5.56mm Magnesium-Tungsten ammo.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 18, 2016, 12:53:50 AM
You get angry liberals who want to ban that AR-15



Insert DNC Leak mails
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on August 19, 2016, 04:21:36 AM
Receives Donald Trump

Inserts a red basket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 19, 2016, 07:43:19 PM
Gets a blue basket.

Inserts Tal Shiar Uniform.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 20, 2016, 12:41:14 AM
Gets a blue basket.

Inserts Tal Shiar Uniform.
Receive an Obsidian Order Uniform.

Inserts Romulan Disruptor.

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 20, 2016, 07:53:32 AM
Receives Romulan attractor


Inserts Trackmania
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2016, 03:01:29 PM
Receives Jonathan Creek


Inserts the Dirk Gently Holistic Detective Agency
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2016, 03:20:35 PM
Recieve the long dark tea-time of the soul.


Insert New-Zealand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2016, 03:35:24 PM
Receives a colony of New South Wales


Inserts live organ transplants


Also, hey Bricket!  Howzit?  Sorry I disappeared for a week without warning XD
I do that
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2016, 03:37:19 PM
(I'm doing fairly well)

Recieve a bag of cash.


Insert shitposting on /pol/
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2016, 03:40:26 PM
Receives a redditor's wife meme


Inserts Candy Crush
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2016, 03:44:56 PM
Recieve candy crush, please don't  insert thrash in the vending machine.


Insert Emu war (yes I know about that war)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2016, 04:07:25 PM
Lol, receives the Uncyclopedia article on the Great Emu War


Inserts Encyclopedia Dramatica
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2016, 04:15:49 PM
Recieves Wikipedia


Insert bad Australian accents
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2016, 04:32:24 PM
Receives the love child of Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin.


Inserts Latvian liverwurst
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 24, 2016, 05:23:23 PM
Recieves a note. "The Machine is currently out of order, please wait while somebody fixes me."


Inserts a repair kit.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2016, 05:47:36 PM
Receives a certificate of okayness


Inserts a hashtag
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2016, 05:53:31 PM
Get a number



Insert India
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2016, 06:09:15 PM
Receives the East India Company


Inserts Sri Lanka
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2016, 06:46:16 PM
Receive Ghetto India


Insert Glorious Europe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 24, 2016, 07:32:58 PM
Receives Dresden before it was bombed.


Inserts Ibiza.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 25, 2016, 07:31:47 AM
Receives the nasty things that come along with too much partying and too much alcohol.


Inserts wishlist
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 25, 2016, 09:27:40 AM
Receives normal sphere


Inserts fixer-uppers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on August 28, 2016, 04:45:10 PM
Receives a splinter

Inserts a new computer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on August 28, 2016, 05:04:35 PM
recive premission to overclock.

insert urge to stab a brother.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on August 28, 2016, 05:19:36 PM
Receives a foam knife

Inserts a dummy grenade
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 28, 2016, 05:21:03 PM
Recieve a dummy explosion


Insert /b/
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on August 28, 2016, 05:26:41 PM
Receives killer bees stinging you repeatedly

Inserts a light bulb
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 28, 2016, 05:45:15 PM
Recieve a lawsuit from the Edison Company


Insert therians
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on August 28, 2016, 05:46:28 PM
*I pop out* Hi!

Inserts a suit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 28, 2016, 05:52:03 PM
Get an even more classy suit


Insert the Farage
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 28, 2016, 06:49:10 PM
Receives a sense of independence




Inserts a jelly baby
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on August 28, 2016, 08:08:46 PM
recive the legendry rainbow scarf of the best doctor of them all (fun fact: iit wasent suppous to be that long, the prop artist was accidently given too much wool, not even joking)

insert the need for a internatinal longcoat day.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 28, 2016, 08:13:56 PM
Receives a trench war


Inserts all the Douglas Adams scripts
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on August 28, 2016, 08:27:03 PM
recives a giant 42 made of smaller 42s and a lost lauggue with good olive oil.


insert life universe and everything else.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 28, 2016, 10:21:16 PM
recieve 42


Insert a paradoxal question
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 31, 2016, 12:44:20 AM
Recieves controversial answer

Inserts apathy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 31, 2016, 09:40:23 AM
Recieves controversial answer

Inserts apathy
receive a book on  Telepathy.

inserts Zombie brain.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 31, 2016, 03:13:55 PM
Receives vampire blood.


Inserts internet cloud
once the entire respiratory of human knowledge, now almost entirely cat photo's and loneliness.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 31, 2016, 09:49:16 PM
Gets a malfunction.

Inserts Hammer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on August 31, 2016, 10:05:13 PM
*receives a sickle.*


*Inserts a sword*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on August 31, 2016, 10:59:57 PM
Recieves the medieval times.

 Inserts a dragon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 31, 2016, 11:06:11 PM
Gets burned.

Inserts Apache gunship.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 31, 2016, 11:32:06 PM
Get Dr Pepper.


Insert degeneracy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 31, 2016, 11:37:09 PM
Gets regeneration.

Inserts store-brand cola.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 31, 2016, 11:49:46 PM
Get Pepsi.


Insert refugees
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 01, 2016, 12:01:28 AM
gets a invite to a refugee camp.


-inserts AGM-14 Hellfire missile rack-
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 01, 2016, 12:08:02 AM
Gets missile strike on refugeecamp


Insert zootopia memes for foreign refugees
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2016, 12:09:09 AM
Gets smacked.

Inserts Russian MI-24 Hind.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 01, 2016, 12:14:02 AM
Get's an awesome airbattle;


Insert FN Minimi
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2016, 12:21:30 AM
Gets something I have no clue about.

Inserts Toral, son of Duras.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 01, 2016, 12:26:42 AM
 Receives ears

Inserts dilithium crystals
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2016, 12:33:30 AM
Gets a Warp Core.

Inserts Romulan Warbird.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 01, 2016, 12:36:53 AM
Recieve prisoners ready to use as target practice


Insert The Challenger
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2016, 12:50:27 AM
You get challenged.

Inserts changeling.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 01, 2016, 01:14:56 AM
Receives bounty hunter chase scene

Inserts Q
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2016, 01:19:16 AM
Gets a sentient, godlike entity who speaks his mind with the softness of a hammer.

Inserts Disruptor Auto Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 01, 2016, 01:29:56 AM
Receives the prime directive

Inserts a 45" single of Star Trekin' by The Firm
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 01, 2016, 01:30:27 AM
Receives Dc-15A

Inserts Phase-1 Clone trooper helmet.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2016, 01:44:07 AM
Gets a Stormtrooper helmet.

Inserts E-11 Stormtrooper Blaster Carbine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 01, 2016, 01:52:29 AM
Gets a Stormtrooper helmet.

Inserts E-11 Stormtrooper Blaster Carbine.
Receives a Storm Rifle.

 *Inserts Type-25 DER (http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Type-25_Directed_Energy_Rifle)*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2016, 03:07:49 AM
Gets smacked by that same weapon.

*Inserts Type-55 Advanced DER*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 01, 2016, 03:49:02 AM
receives a pea shooter

Inserts a broken down car
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 01, 2016, 01:19:32 PM
receives a pea shooter

Inserts a broken down car
Recieves a broken down speeder (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Speeder)


Inserts scrap metal.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 01, 2016, 01:20:07 PM
Recieve 9/11 steel.

Insert The Young Turks
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 01, 2016, 03:21:43 PM
Recieves war with end.

Inserts new furries.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2016, 03:25:25 PM
Gets old furries.

Inserts Lightsaber.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 01, 2016, 03:45:05 PM
Recieves instant hype and hate.

Inserts spleen.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2016, 11:26:49 PM
Gets a lung.

Inserts MA5D.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 01, 2016, 11:52:28 PM
Gets an MA5B (from halo :P)

Inserts a long and complicated acronym
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 01, 2016, 11:58:03 PM
Receives SHIELD

Inserts a franchise
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 02, 2016, 12:00:26 AM
Receives ten different movie series based around two separate universes in that franchise.

Inserts an actual shield
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on September 02, 2016, 12:02:52 AM
*Receives a full suit of Armor... minus the shield*


*Inserts the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 02, 2016, 12:05:20 AM
Receives a copy of Worms Armageddon on steam

Inserts a banana bomb
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 02, 2016, 12:15:50 AM
Gets and orange bomb.

Inserts a bullet.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on September 02, 2016, 12:18:12 AM
*receives that same bullet... to the face*


*Inserts Arachnophobia*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 02, 2016, 12:33:45 AM
Recieve 'Straya

Insert GOP
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on September 02, 2016, 12:35:18 AM
*Receives a downward spiral...*


*Inserts Democrat party*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 02, 2016, 12:36:18 AM
Recieve pile of thrash


Insert SJW's
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 02, 2016, 12:37:44 AM
Gets a mutant spider.

Inserts Transphasic Torpedo.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on September 02, 2016, 12:38:10 AM
*vending machine keels over and dies*


*Inserts the skewed poll results of the liberal media*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 02, 2016, 12:39:23 AM
Recieve 24 coverage done by CNN untill the next skewed poll
Insert poory managed flight plans done by Malaysia Airlines
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 02, 2016, 12:40:18 AM
Receives media nightmare

Inserts cookie dough
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on September 02, 2016, 12:41:37 AM
*Recives a slip of paper that says "yum"*


*Inserts all the people who think the IRA are religious terrorists of the Catholic faith*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 02, 2016, 12:42:58 AM
Recieve Belfast Walls


Insert Amtrak
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on September 02, 2016, 12:44:13 AM
Receives the "I like trains" kid.


Insert candidate centered campaigns
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 02, 2016, 12:47:57 AM
Recieve propaganda.


Insert Mainlanders
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on September 02, 2016, 12:53:20 AM
Receives inlanders.

Inserts a hairpiece.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 02, 2016, 01:29:09 AM
Receives a Victorian-era bird cage. Complete with bird and hair wrapping.

Inserts a bird
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 02, 2016, 01:32:20 AM
Recieve a bird so adapted to the Australian wasteland it will kill you.


Insert Europe
Title: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 02, 2016, 01:33:53 AM
Receives a letter from the UK requesting to leave the EU

Inserts a box of teabags
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 02, 2016, 01:37:59 AM
Recieve invading brits.


Insert Liberals
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 02, 2016, 01:45:47 AM
Receives a big rainbow flag with an offensive remark about "the liberals"

Inserts coffee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 02, 2016, 05:47:37 AM
Receives a big rainbow flag with an offensive remark about "the liberals"

Inserts coffee
receives 12 bottles of Dihydrogen Monoxide

inserts cup of  pop.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 02, 2016, 06:45:05 AM
Receives gas

Inserts This sweet looking text colour!
And a fresh egg
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 02, 2016, 12:12:55 PM
Receives Super Saiyan

Inserts a musical/horror/romcom
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 02, 2016, 04:42:15 PM
Receives Super Saiyan

Inserts a musical/horror/romcom
Receives Encyclopedia Dramatica: An encyclopedia on drama.

Inserts HDDDVDVD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 02, 2016, 04:44:07 PM
Recieves the latest greatest piece of tech

A toaster that plays DVDs.

Inserts fox with a braid.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 02, 2016, 05:24:33 PM

Receives tickets to a con


Inserts the precursor chemicals for Mustard gas
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 02, 2016, 05:40:07 PM
Recieves ketchup gas


Inserts a rainbow.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 02, 2016, 05:48:11 PM

Receives a cookie


Inserts a full bag of trash
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 02, 2016, 05:51:33 PM
Recieves a family of four

Inserts lasagna.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 02, 2016, 05:55:50 PM
Recieves the entirety of the polar ice caps.
At your front door.

Inserts loud noises.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 02, 2016, 06:33:33 PM
Recieves the entirety of the polar ice caps.
At your front door.

Inserts loud noises.
Recieves a pykrete glaicer to stop the sounds.

inserts pykrete.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 03, 2016, 03:45:43 AM
Receives a large slab of asphalt.

Inserts an edgeless safety cube
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 03, 2016, 06:00:36 PM
Recieve a labcoat


Insert crappy RP's
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Penguins@StanleyCup on September 03, 2016, 07:10:20 PM
Receive Ifunny...


Insert bulls***
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 03, 2016, 11:39:28 PM
Receives a global tomato fight.

Inserts a banana.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on September 04, 2016, 07:13:53 PM
recive a ticking version of the banana.

insert said banana.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 04, 2016, 08:05:31 PM
Gets an apple.

Inserts Katana.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 04, 2016, 11:51:11 PM
You got: lazy ninja

Inserts ramen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 05, 2016, 02:06:40 AM
Receives a cup of soup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 05, 2016, 02:34:02 AM
Recieve the EU

Insert Globalism
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 05, 2016, 02:36:58 AM
Receives a new planet

Inserts a ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 05, 2016, 02:39:33 AM
Recieve Italian IT-crowd (I should stop making fun of the Italians or I might get in trouble  :P )

Insert Beautiful and Great Belgium
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 05, 2016, 02:43:43 AM
Receives Soviet Russia.

Inserts a mug of tea
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 05, 2016, 05:50:13 AM
Receives a planter pot with a tea bush in it.


Inserts Pokeball.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 05, 2016, 05:58:16 AM
Receives an empty shell

Inserts a phone charger
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 05, 2016, 06:30:47 AM
Recieves a mechanical

Inserts hedgehog
Title: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 05, 2016, 07:14:58 AM
Receives a spike ball

Inserts a spike ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 05, 2016, 02:24:03 PM
receives axe


Inserts miniature sun
Ooh, it's so bright, but is it rising or setting?
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 05, 2016, 09:27:24 PM
Receives a 3-month late response in the form of a purple-painted turtle.

Inserts a pair of socks
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 05, 2016, 10:46:10 PM
Recieves sock gnomes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 05, 2016, 11:23:30 PM
Receives <Insert object here> note.

Inserts a trigger warning.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 05, 2016, 11:40:47 PM
Gets triggered.

Inserts Moon Moon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 06, 2016, 12:26:57 AM
Receives a sailor moon figurine.

Inserts a katana
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 06, 2016, 12:33:25 AM
Gets a Samurai.

Inserts rage-in-a-jar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 06, 2016, 02:30:36 AM
Recieves an apocalyptic  rage virus

Inserts old movie reference.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 06, 2016, 02:31:11 AM
Receives an old movie.

Inserts a broken camera
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 06, 2016, 02:33:40 AM
Recieves vinyl disc

Inserts grammaphone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 06, 2016, 03:07:32 AM
Recieves vinyl disc

Inserts grammaphone
recieves Old style telephone   (http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MzAwWDMwMA==/z/krcAAOSwR0JUNg6S/$_35.JPG?set_id=2)


inserts a Quater
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 06, 2016, 03:15:02 AM
Receives a half.

Inserts Australian money.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 06, 2016, 05:03:28 AM
Gets money that bites

Puts in an accent.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 06, 2016, 05:53:05 AM
*Vending machine screams in Russian*

Inserts a collar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 06, 2016, 03:04:43 PM
Gets a leash.

Inserts a fish.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 06, 2016, 03:06:26 PM
Get a fishstick

Insert illegal immigrants
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 06, 2016, 03:12:53 PM
Gets arrested.

Inserts Hobus Supernova.

(Look that up in google if you don't know what it is.)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 06, 2016, 03:19:28 PM
Recieve a perfect day at the beach.


Insert Romulan_Furry quotes done by Bricket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 06, 2016, 05:49:33 PM
Recieves an arrest

Inserts plagiarism
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 06, 2016, 07:12:16 PM
Receive 17 1/2 hours of sleep.


Insert Puns
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 06, 2016, 07:25:03 PM
Recieve a broken pencil.

Insert European Therians
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 07, 2016, 12:11:24 AM
Receives European animals.

Inserts a koala
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 07, 2016, 01:50:57 AM
Recieves a fancy new Asian dish....

Inserts money
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 07, 2016, 01:52:02 AM
Receives debt.

Inserts an empty cereal bowl
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 07, 2016, 02:22:40 AM
Gets a bowl of cereal. No milk.

Inserts M6D Pistol.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 07, 2016, 02:40:19 AM
Recieves assorted bullets.

Inserts fudge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 07, 2016, 03:03:31 AM
Receives a chocolate cake, with no chocolate.

Inserts a box of lollies
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 07, 2016, 05:38:33 PM
Gets a box of candy.

Inserts contradiction.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 07, 2016, 05:43:16 PM
Receives contraction.


Inserts Vowel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 07, 2016, 05:44:11 PM
Gets a non-vowel.

Inserts Towel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 07, 2016, 11:50:48 PM
Receives a towel rack.

Inserts a broken air conditioner
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 08, 2016, 01:10:03 AM
Gets a fixed AC.

Inserts Portable Autocannon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 08, 2016, 01:10:49 AM
Receives a tank.

Inserts supermarket catalogues
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 08, 2016, 01:12:07 AM
Receives Walmart.

Inserts Increasing Militancy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 08, 2016, 01:14:56 AM
Receives lost footage from world war 2.

Inserts a mirror
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 08, 2016, 04:22:11 AM
Receives a cardboard cutout of herself.

 inserts cardboard.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 08, 2016, 04:29:08 AM
Receives a tablet that only shows a 4K image of herself.

Inserts a TV remote
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 08, 2016, 07:20:27 AM
Receives a broken RC car

Inserts a scrap of leather

(Good to see you again Mara)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 08, 2016, 07:23:55 AM
Receives a notice to stop destroying couches.

Inserts uncontrollable shivering.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 08, 2016, 07:26:04 AM
Receives a notice to stop destroying couches.
0:) Didn't even cross my mind  XD

Receives a guy who specializes in selling deep freezers to the Eskimo

Inserts a fake fur coat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 08, 2016, 08:01:51 AM
Receives a real fur coat.

Inserts barbecue sauce
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 08, 2016, 08:03:43 AM
Receives a live pig smothered in barbecue sauce

Inserts a boring college textbook
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 08, 2016, 08:29:15 AM
Receives an exciting textbook.

Inserts an iPhone 7
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 08, 2016, 08:32:51 AM
Receives a United States Federal Bureau of Investigation lawsuit

Inserts a blank sheet of paper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 08, 2016, 08:35:37 AM
Receives a blank whiteboard.

Inserts that lawsuit from earlier
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 08, 2016, 08:37:46 AM
Receives 17 years of legal bills

Inserts a dead spider
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 08, 2016, 08:55:26 AM
Receives a dead puppy.

Inserts a newspaper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 08, 2016, 08:56:29 AM
Receives an Ereader

Inserts a glove
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 08, 2016, 09:07:59 AM
Vending machine puts the glove on.
It fits like a glove.

Inserts an old boot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 08, 2016, 09:10:38 AM
Receives a chewed up shoe and me looking innocent

Insert a napkin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 08, 2016, 10:07:51 AM
Receives a sausage in bread.

Inserts a pair of headphones
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 08, 2016, 03:04:28 PM
Receives earplugs


Inserts so many[/size] coincidences they're no longer a coincidence!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 09, 2016, 01:51:15 PM
Gets a current-model jetski.

Inserts Darth Plagueis.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on September 09, 2016, 02:14:11 PM
recive a plegue the infects with darkness.

insert math.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 09, 2016, 03:29:13 PM
Receives link to Wolfram Alpha.

Inserts Google.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 09, 2016, 03:57:57 PM
Revives the new furry browser, fifurfox

Inserts the alphabet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 09, 2016, 04:17:35 PM
Recieves a new language.

Inserts hate
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 09, 2016, 04:27:46 PM

Receives perfume


Inserts beer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 09, 2016, 04:39:03 PM
Recieves a good time.

Inserts aftereffects
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 09, 2016, 10:20:32 PM
Gets a hangover.

Inserts Russia.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 10, 2016, 01:00:26 AM
Receives a long and unnecessary string of political jokes.

Inserts a big, fluffy blanket.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 10, 2016, 01:05:19 AM
Gets a bed.

Inserts Thalmor Agent.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 10, 2016, 01:12:46 AM
Receives a SHIELD agent.

Inserts a rod of Gallium
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 10, 2016, 01:36:35 AM
Recieves something more powerful.

Inserts candle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 10, 2016, 01:37:23 AM
Gets a Torch.

Inserts Disruptor Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 10, 2016, 01:53:59 AM
Recieves gravity hammer.

Inserts puppy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on September 10, 2016, 01:55:48 AM
Get's steaks.




INSERTS 'MYSELF' IN ALL CAPS.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 11, 2016, 05:17:04 PM

Receives a pair of paw cuffs that quickly tighten on you


Inserts a collar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 11, 2016, 05:45:54 PM
Recieves half a dog.

Inserts teeth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 11, 2016, 11:36:35 PM
Receives a plastic skull.

Inserts the other half of the previously mentioned dog.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 12, 2016, 12:26:36 AM
Gets animal cruelty charges.

Inserts betrayal.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 12, 2016, 01:34:17 AM
Receives corruption.

Inserts a diamond
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 12, 2016, 02:25:37 AM
Gets a Creeper.

Inserts pain from aforementioned betrayal.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 12, 2016, 02:40:28 AM
Receives an apologetic letter.

Inserts this thread.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 12, 2016, 06:20:22 AM

Receives Hillary Trump


Inserts a bowl
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 12, 2016, 07:50:48 AM
Receives a plate

Inserts a dishwasher
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 12, 2016, 01:53:39 PM
Gets a Restaurant.

Inserts anger spawned from aforementioned pain.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 13, 2016, 06:06:34 PM
Gets a Restaurant.

Inserts anger spawned from aforementioned pain.
Receives Russian KV-2 Tank
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 13, 2016, 07:41:18 PM
Gets nothing, seeing as you never inserted anything to begin with.

Inserts Project Nova.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 14, 2016, 03:44:05 AM
Receives video footage of a supernova.

Inserts a big canister of CO2
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 14, 2016, 01:28:29 PM
Receives a small bottle of N2

Inserts the alphabet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 14, 2016, 11:44:19 PM
Receives the complete list of combinations of letters.

Inserts a very large number
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 14, 2016, 11:46:25 PM
Gets a very small number.

Inserts militant tendencies.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 15, 2016, 12:02:17 AM
Gets a cardboard cutout of Kim Jong Un dressed as Hulk Hogan.

Inserts a bucket.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 15, 2016, 02:50:38 AM
Gets splashed by water.

Inserts Minecraft.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on September 15, 2016, 02:51:39 AM
Gets a shameless ripoff.


Inserts Sans.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 15, 2016, 02:55:03 AM
Has a bad time.

Inserts a cardboard cutout of Undyne in a fish costume
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on September 15, 2016, 02:57:11 AM
Get's Alphys' fever dreams.


Inserts Papyrus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 15, 2016, 03:03:04 AM
Gets exceedingly salty pasta.

Inserts a block of Parmesan cheese.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 15, 2016, 02:44:41 PM
Receives a chopped up cow

Inserts Blackhawk Down
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 15, 2016, 03:01:16 PM
Receives Fayam, taped to the floor.

Inserts energy drinks
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 15, 2016, 04:28:45 PM
Gets to pull an all-nighter, then crashes at lunchtime the next day.

Inserts Polaron Torpedo.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 15, 2016, 04:58:26 PM

Receives Fayam, taped to the floor.
XD  Brilliant Mara!




Receives a cup of soup


Inserts a paycheck
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 15, 2016, 06:50:56 PM
Receives a Russian T-72 tank... with flower paint

Inserts a RPG-3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on September 15, 2016, 07:12:54 PM
recive stomech ache.

insert 4th wall pieces.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 15, 2016, 07:27:40 PM

Receives 4th of July party


Inserts Trump's plan for a wall
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on September 15, 2016, 07:31:58 PM
Gets arrested for stealing government plans.


Inserts Trump's hair.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 15, 2016, 07:41:35 PM

Gets arrested for stealing government plans.
Aha! A Trump supporter!


Receives Bernie Sanders' bird from that rally


Inserts Ted Cruz
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 15, 2016, 07:45:56 PM

Receives a wolf TF story


Inserts a human who can turn into animals
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on September 15, 2016, 07:52:46 PM
Receives animorphs.
(notsorry)




Inserts LEGS AND GLAMOUR



Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 15, 2016, 08:04:05 PM
Receives animorphs.
I was only able to get my paws on one of those books when I was younger. Loved it

Receives Oreos

Inserts Housepets web comic
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 15, 2016, 08:19:40 PM

Receives a truck full of severed baby hands and a very proud llama


Inserts a hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 15, 2016, 08:39:06 PM
Receives me looking like I lost something

Inserts a blank piece of paper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 15, 2016, 08:50:12 PM
Gets a clock.

Inserts can of Cola.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 15, 2016, 09:34:50 PM
Receives a fact "The original recipe for Coco Cola included cocaine" (That's a true fact BTW)

Inserts a gallon of gas
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 15, 2016, 10:40:45 PM
Gets exorbitant gas prices.

Inserts Mandalorian Keldabe-class Battleship.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 15, 2016, 11:47:02 PM
Gets Battleship - the game.

Inserts a litre of off milk.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 15, 2016, 11:57:39 PM
Gets Cottage Cheese.

Inserts DBZ Abridged Series.
Title: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 16, 2016, 01:35:25 AM
Receives a bridge covered in DBZ fanart

Inserts Forza horizon 3 Demo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 16, 2016, 01:49:40 AM
Gets the Full Game.

Inserts Piracy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 16, 2016, 04:47:33 AM

Receives a cease and desist letter from every company in the world


Inserts an empty wallet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 16, 2016, 04:51:00 AM
Receive wallet with wormhole to the 4th dimension


Insert hated product people claim they won't buy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 16, 2016, 07:11:16 AM

Receives politicians


Inserts the user below me
Title: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 16, 2016, 11:14:16 AM
Receives a gigantic Military wolf

Inserts Michen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 16, 2016, 03:50:26 PM

Receives a flower


Inserts Firox
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 16, 2016, 04:22:47 PM
Receives a sentient orange hairball

Inserts Mara
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 16, 2016, 04:28:56 PM
Receives Ibi

Inserts Bricket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 16, 2016, 08:09:53 PM
Receives a Belgian flag.

Inserts a pair of slippers.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 16, 2016, 11:56:40 PM
Gets a pair of shoes.

Inserts Intimidation.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 17, 2016, 03:45:13 AM
Receives a wind up robot waving a flag that says "be very afraid"

Inserts a snowman
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 17, 2016, 04:28:48 AM
Gets a snowball.

Inserts salt.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 17, 2016, 05:47:18 AM
Receives pepper

Inserts the 4th dimension
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 17, 2016, 07:20:47 AM
Receives a String Theory essay.

Inserts a can of Pepsi
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 17, 2016, 08:01:40 AM
Receives a Fanta


Inserts Celebration Bus
Zoom zoom, where does it go? Only the bus driver knows.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 17, 2016, 08:29:46 AM
Receives a GPS tracker, so everyone knows its location.

Inserts $200
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 17, 2016, 10:17:15 AM
Receives note: "Thank you for supporting TFF!"


Inserts wooden bicycle
Goes from 0 to kindling in 60 seconds or less!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 17, 2016, 02:32:05 PM
Receive a slightly more alive beat

Inserts a wormhole
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 17, 2016, 02:44:46 PM
Recieves giant space worm


Inserts bucket of fish
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 17, 2016, 05:29:22 PM
Gets Fish Oil.

Inserts Fel Magic.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 18, 2016, 02:06:26 AM
Receives elvish alchemy.

Inserts a fat dog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on September 18, 2016, 04:19:10 AM
Gets a fat cat.

Inserts Nintendo game.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 18, 2016, 04:40:54 AM
Receives an angry fat italian plumber


Inserts a dictionary
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on September 18, 2016, 04:45:40 AM
Gets the definition of djent

Inserts a desk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 18, 2016, 04:48:01 AM
Receives a legless chair


Inserts Terry Crews
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on September 18, 2016, 04:56:22 AM
Gets a Googling of Terry Crews

Inserts an awkward laugh
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on September 18, 2016, 05:02:40 AM
Recieves a nerd.

Inserts a stale meme.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 18, 2016, 05:09:04 AM
Receives a dead horse

Inserts an edgy 15 year old
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on September 18, 2016, 05:14:50 AM
Receives Reaper from Overwatch

Inserts a robo-gorilla
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wolxikin on September 18, 2016, 05:21:52 AM
Receives stale harambe meme

Inserts the boogieman
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on September 18, 2016, 06:09:27 AM
Gets a flashlight.

Re-Inserts the harambe meme
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 18, 2016, 06:31:29 AM
Receives a bunch of whiny protesters


Inserts a tooth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on September 18, 2016, 06:35:20 AM
Gets the rest of the mouth

Inserts a half-eaten hamburger.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on September 18, 2016, 06:39:30 AM
Receives miniature cow. Hm.


Puts in an Apple phone.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 18, 2016, 06:58:24 AM
Receives a worm


Inserts a basket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Kara on September 18, 2016, 05:03:29 PM
Gets a quilt.


Inserts The Child (Underpants reference)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 18, 2016, 09:18:58 PM
Receives a pile of dust. (Love the typos, but I'm pretty sure I know what you were trying to say XD)

Inserts the pile of dust.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 19, 2016, 07:33:37 AM

Receives a bowl


Inserts depression
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 19, 2016, 01:55:02 PM
Gets oppression.

Inserts Type-3 Disruptor, then a Trilithium Solar Probe, then a renegade Klingon Bird-of-Prey, and finally, a mad scientist.

(Cookie to whoever gets the reference. I feel like I just gave that one away.)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 19, 2016, 05:26:15 PM
Gets oppression.

Inserts Type-3 Disruptor, then a Trilithium Solar Probe, then a renegade Klingon Bird-of-Prey, and finally, a mad scientist.

(Cookie to whoever gets the reference. I feel like I just gave that one away.)
Revives a full scene of star trek action figures, Captain Kirk,Captain Piccard, and a scene of the destroyed Enterprise-D
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 19, 2016, 05:31:31 PM

Receives error 666 "Nothing inserted"


Inserts a pen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 19, 2016, 05:38:21 PM
Gets a Pencil.

Inserts Toral, son of Duras.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 21, 2016, 06:00:29 AM
Receives a dead Romulan


Inserts a grammar Nazi
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on September 21, 2016, 06:19:23 AM
recieves corectly speling

Insert FurAffinity.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 21, 2016, 06:24:15 AM
Receives DarCon, a convention for the "other" side of the fandom

Inserts a shirt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 21, 2016, 03:40:34 PM
Gets pants.

Inserts Romulan Admiral Sela.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 21, 2016, 05:03:58 PM
Receives a Klingon Admiral Buya


Inserts a dropped H
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 21, 2016, 05:18:38 PM
Receives the book in which it is missing


Inserts clone factory
The key to cloning is duplicating the human spirit, which is injected forcefully moments before shipping.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 21, 2016, 05:58:13 PM
Receives the single 'I Think I'm A Clone Now' by Weird Al


Inserts a CD storage tower
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 21, 2016, 06:50:59 PM
Receives a CD stack


Inserts old radio
plays the easy music you crave.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 21, 2016, 07:04:55 PM
Receives the middle of the road.


Inserts an animated summary of the 70's.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 21, 2016, 07:06:13 PM
Receives a cartoon of the 80's.


Inserts the very first dollar bill
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 21, 2016, 07:12:47 PM
Receives the first chocolate bar


Inserts a trombone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 21, 2016, 07:17:27 PM
Receives trumpet


Inserts a cow pretending to be a man
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 21, 2016, 11:41:05 PM
Receives cow blood covered skateboard.


Inserts BeefCakes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 22, 2016, 12:57:05 AM
Receives a cow with the word "LIE" written on it using electrical tape.

Inserts a pair of headphones
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 22, 2016, 06:29:02 AM
Receives 2 tickets to a rock concert


Inserts a plastic knife
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 22, 2016, 08:08:41 AM
Gets tazered.

 Inserts XREP Tazer 12 Gauge shell.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 22, 2016, 04:22:57 PM

Receives Dragons Breath 12 Gauge shell


Inserts a donut
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 22, 2016, 05:13:26 PM
Receives an over-priced hole


Inserts a cupcake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 22, 2016, 08:27:51 PM
Receives a SkruDryvahTM (which breaks immediately)


Inserts a plane ticket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on September 23, 2016, 12:37:12 AM
Receives Sailor Moon.

Inserts an empty bottle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 23, 2016, 01:52:58 AM
Recieves  Prince Rudolph Zepplin III (http://zoids.wikia.com/wiki/Rudolph_Zeppelin_III)



Inserts Sheild Liger (http://zoids.wikia.com/wiki/Shield_Liger)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on September 23, 2016, 05:36:59 AM
Receives catnip (sad/interesting fact about me IRL? I watched a little of that show when I was young, but for some reason my parents banned it. I never knew why.)


Inserts stupid parents
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 23, 2016, 07:12:09 AM
Recieve a lot of restrictions.


Insert Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 23, 2016, 10:58:48 AM
[Reaction has been deleted]

Insert Europe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 23, 2016, 03:10:31 PM
Receives Game of Thrones film locations.


Inserts a vegetarian lasagna.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 23, 2016, 03:24:58 PM
Recieve a disgrace


Insert vegan gluten free brownies
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 23, 2016, 03:56:07 PM
Receives beigies


Inserts a snowclone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 23, 2016, 04:32:04 PM
Gets a Stormtrooper from the 501st legion wearing his arctic combat gear.

Inserts E-11 Blaster rifle (though, given it's size, it seems more a carbine to me).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 23, 2016, 05:08:36 PM
Receives the Sterling L2A3 mk 4


Inserts A Dictator's Guide to Theatrical Facial Hair
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 24, 2016, 04:35:09 PM
Receives Miss Nancy's guide to stylish living.


Inserts Gravity Boy Action Toy
His attraction is undeniable.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 24, 2016, 05:06:57 PM
Receives a regular boy figurine dropped from a great height.


Inserts a beachload of sand.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 24, 2016, 05:08:44 PM
Receives oceanload of water


Inserts viking doll
Breaks hearts... and champange glasses.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 24, 2016, 05:12:45 PM
Receives Erik the Plastic collector card


Inserts a towel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 24, 2016, 06:03:11 PM
Receives a honey trap


Inserts Oprah
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 24, 2016, 06:45:26 PM
Receives yellow ice


Inserts fashionable sunglasses
For the fashionista in the prowl!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 24, 2016, 07:04:52 PM
Receives 0.


Inserts spontaneous combustion doll
Never look directly into her eyes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on September 24, 2016, 07:09:05 PM
Receives a free casting of fireball right in the chest.

Put in stuffed eevee.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 24, 2016, 07:10:27 PM
Receives stuffed cacnea. Now with real thorns!


Inserts Super Juicer 5000
Juice any household item into a yummy snack!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 24, 2016, 07:16:54 PM
Receives Super Juice


Inserts an icecube tray
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 24, 2016, 08:09:07 PM
Receives shattered teacup


Inserts Drill Chain Thrower
For best results point away from face and tender areas.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 26, 2016, 04:57:19 PM
Receives a medical bill for facial lacerations.


Inserts vinyl collection of disco hits from 1977.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 26, 2016, 04:59:48 PM
Receives crappy vynils with only the worst songs from before 1900.


Inserts space heater
Now made of 70% dryer wood!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 26, 2016, 07:13:50 PM
Receives pumpkin with freaky face


Inserts ordinary brick
With enough of these you can build a city!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 27, 2016, 01:24:00 AM
receives plastic Duplo Brick.


inserts Soviet Russian Flag.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: FinalPam on September 27, 2016, 10:13:37 PM
Gets a... vending machine?


Inserts a soda.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 28, 2016, 03:13:40 PM
Receives 20 dollarcents.


Inserts teeth 'n' corn breakfast flakes
Finally, the flavors of corn and teeth in one amazing cereal!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 29, 2016, 10:21:19 PM
Gets a trip to the dentist.

Inserts Azeroth.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 30, 2016, 12:20:13 AM
Gets a trip to the dentist.

Inserts Azeroth.
Receives two Worgens and  a Pandarian.


Inserts  This Topic.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 30, 2016, 12:46:35 AM
Gets a Vending Machine to replace the one you destroyed.

Inserts an overpriced electronic device.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 30, 2016, 02:52:49 PM
Receives Princess  Arcnon's  power staff. (think Stargate)

inserts Protoss Stargate.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 01, 2016, 12:31:10 AM
Gets invaded.

Inserts Torment-in-a-jar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 01, 2016, 06:26:43 AM
Receives a bag of vomit


Inserts blood
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 01, 2016, 08:55:55 AM
Receives water


Inserts low self-esteem action doll
Found teetering away in every bar corner and sorority party.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: guest22811 on October 01, 2016, 09:04:33 AM
Recieves nothing; vending machine breaks down in tears.

Inserts a bottle of expired sunscreen.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 01, 2016, 09:12:09 AM
Receives UV overdose


Inserts oil painting
more colorful and vibrant than the real person!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on October 01, 2016, 09:20:34 AM
Received a bad quality photo.

Inserts a 4K TV
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 01, 2016, 09:22:51 AM
Receives crappy old CRT TV of the sixties


Inserts someone else's credit card
Let's go shopping!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 01, 2016, 10:31:20 PM
Gets arrested for Credit Card Fraud. And theft.

Inserts Grand Theft Auto.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on October 01, 2016, 10:39:00 PM
Gets arrested for Credit Card Fraud. And theft.

Inserts Grand Theft Auto.
Recives a super decked out car that explodes when you get in it.

inserts  drink.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on October 01, 2016, 11:49:23 PM
Receives food.

Inserts pizza toppings.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Mochi on October 03, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Recieves cheese-stuffed pizza crust.

Inserts popcorn.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on October 03, 2016, 05:44:02 AM
Gets corn on the cob


Inserts a creepypasta.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Mochi on October 03, 2016, 05:48:50 AM
Gets ghost shaped macaroni and cheese.



Inserts the entire state of Alaska.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on October 03, 2016, 05:57:50 AM
Gets an error not recognizing what Alaska is.


Inserts a dog.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Mochi on October 03, 2016, 06:11:12 AM
Gets a tennis ball to fetch.




Inserts a bicycle wheel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on October 03, 2016, 06:13:04 AM
Gets the rest of a bike but not the wheel back


Inserts a key
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Mochi on October 04, 2016, 06:20:48 AM
Gets a treasure chest with more keys inside.


Inserts a bagel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on October 04, 2016, 06:30:22 AM
Receives a donut.

Inserts a churro
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Mochi on October 04, 2016, 06:42:11 AM
Receives a cup of cinnamon sugar.


Inserts coffee beans.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on October 04, 2016, 06:49:04 AM
Receive an all-nighter.

Insert an actually good pun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Mochi on October 04, 2016, 06:55:40 AM
Receives the beginning of a groan, then a thoughtful "huh."



Inserts a hairbrush.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 04, 2016, 02:57:03 PM
receives nail clipper


Inserts someone else's family photo
The longer you look at it, the more familiar they look.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 04, 2016, 04:17:58 PM
Receives a hit contract on said family

Inserts my new profile picture
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 04, 2016, 08:01:24 PM
Receives the Do The Flop Guy

Inserts 4H-, 2H- HB-, 2B- and 4B-pencil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 04, 2016, 08:38:13 PM

Receives black, red, green and blue pen




Inserts railroad X-ing
Ding ding ding! The line's been closed for years, but nothing's passing by.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 04, 2016, 08:54:04 PM
Receives train to the face.

Inserts LED-light.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: sha-draw on October 04, 2016, 09:04:36 PM
Recieves a TV screen.


Inserts a hyena.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 05, 2016, 12:38:00 AM

Receives the Joker


Inserts a pizza
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 05, 2016, 06:35:08 PM
Receives lasagne


Inserts freezing rain cloud
for that clammy under the weather feeling.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 05, 2016, 10:26:10 PM
Recieves freezing rain, surprisingly enough.

Inserts Mary Love
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 06, 2016, 08:24:05 PM
Receives black wool socks

Inserts a lit stick of dynamite
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on October 06, 2016, 09:16:00 PM
Receives a thrown flask of Nitro glycerin.

Inserts Van Halen.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 06, 2016, 10:21:48 PM
Recieves Eddy Murphy

Inserts criminal minds
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 07, 2016, 02:29:33 AM
Receives an invitation to Congress


Inserts sand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 07, 2016, 10:47:39 AM
Receives Dust

Inserts intelligent life
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Mochi on October 07, 2016, 09:06:20 PM
Recieves a flying saucer.


Inserts maple syrup.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 10, 2016, 02:41:54 PM
Receives sticky goo.


Inserts musical tones
With enough of these, you could write a symphony!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on October 10, 2016, 10:36:24 PM
Receive an instrument... like a mutation of all instruments.

Inserts my tiny horns.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 11, 2016, 05:54:17 PM
Receives nails so small you need an electron microscope.


Inserts Pixel Pack
More pixels is more fun!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 11, 2016, 05:57:47 PM
Receives adam sandler


Inserts the flash
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on October 11, 2016, 05:59:20 PM
Receives and off-brand energy drink. Hm.


Inserts slinky.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 11, 2016, 06:01:22 PM
Recieves a conveyor belt


Inserts gorilla glue
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 11, 2016, 06:01:38 PM
Receives a bundle of messy springs.


Inserts the Storm.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 11, 2016, 06:03:11 PM
Receives blue skies and sunny weather


Inserts Bubble Hug
Embrace your dishes with a warm, soapy hug!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 11, 2016, 06:04:13 PM
Recieves trixie (i dont know why but that seems like a trixsie thing)  XD


Inserts an event horizon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 11, 2016, 06:06:42 PM
Receives the curve of Earth.


Inserts Little Inferno Poster
Limited edition Little Inferno poster. May lose value when burned.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 11, 2016, 06:09:33 PM
Receive a pizza chain


Inserts blueray
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 11, 2016, 06:10:41 PM
Receives VHR.


Inserts Oil Barge
Researches show oil spills help baby animals float.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 11, 2016, 06:26:21 PM
Receives a huge complaint from PIDA


Insets a box of memes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 11, 2016, 06:37:49 PM
Receives common photo


Inserts Wandering Eye
Makes your crappy photos look like old timey crappy photos.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 11, 2016, 06:56:56 PM
Receives cyclops

Inserts oldtimer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 11, 2016, 06:59:31 PM
Receives a speech "back in my day.....


Inserts JHON CENA
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 11, 2016, 07:09:12 PM
Receives some other famous dude


Inserts Blankity Bank
Giving out the pretended loans since the '80's.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 11, 2016, 07:12:37 PM
Receives a small loan of a million dollars


Inserts a leprechaun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 11, 2016, 07:14:15 PM
Receives pot of gold


Inserts Toy Leperchaun
He's luckier than he looks.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 11, 2016, 07:19:46 PM
Receives toy kettle of silver

Inserts holy hand grenade
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 11, 2016, 07:20:29 PM
Receives a killer rabbit WITH SHARP POINTY TEETH


Inserts Seal the singer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 12, 2016, 12:45:05 PM
Receives a VERY pissed off US Navy SEAL Team 6 operator


Inserts a canoe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on October 13, 2016, 04:30:33 AM
Receives a bunch of annoying bait stealing seagulls...

Inserts Sir Carlson The First (the name of my plant)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 13, 2016, 06:19:41 AM
Receives weed killer (Sorry, I'm evil)


Inserts the Internet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SadDubwool on October 13, 2016, 01:10:31 PM
Recieves a Cup o' memes








Inserts a Pumpkin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 13, 2016, 03:54:33 PM
Receives Halloween


Inserts the picture below

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 13, 2016, 07:39:10 PM
Receives dust

Inserts Lord of the Rings
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 13, 2016, 09:21:55 PM
Gets the Hobbit.

Inserts the classic RTS Total Annihilation.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on October 13, 2016, 09:27:52 PM
Recieves Age of Empires.

inserts Union Tactical defense hawk (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/G-Nome.jpg)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on October 14, 2016, 04:31:33 AM
Recieves Elementsl pulse armor




Inserts another vending machine...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Mochi on October 14, 2016, 08:04:41 AM
Recieves a printed out copy of this thread.



Inserts cheeto dust.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on October 14, 2016, 12:27:49 PM
Receives a cheese-covered cheetah.






Inserts some cabbage.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on October 14, 2016, 05:07:22 PM
receives a platter of steaks

inserts Faux pelt.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on October 14, 2016, 09:28:14 PM
receives a robot fox


inserts a A39 Tortoise
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2016, 04:59:43 PM
Receives Mine Turtle


Inserts party balloons
[size=8px\]Lifting the spirits of children all over the world.[/size]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 16, 2016, 05:45:08 PM
Receives weird high-pitched voice caused by helium

Inserts one clapping hand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2016, 06:44:07 PM
Receives amputee without hands


Inserts feelings bear plushie
Always ready for a hug.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 16, 2016, 06:50:10 PM
Receives a hug from me >:3

Inserts Mary's wool
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2016, 07:32:23 PM
Receives rocks


Inserts old bear trap
Looks great on the floor of your huntin' lodge.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 16, 2016, 07:54:46 PM
Receives an angry polar bear

Inserts butterfly
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on October 18, 2016, 04:15:29 AM
Receives Mothra


Inserts a ball of floof
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 18, 2016, 08:03:21 AM
Receives a Molotov Cocktail


Inserts a dummy grenade
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Vinny on October 18, 2016, 10:06:30 AM
Recives a novelty jar of jelly beans


inserts crudely draw fanfics
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on October 18, 2016, 03:43:15 PM
Receives a fan base filled with annoying twelve year olds.

Inserts my PS4 controller.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 18, 2016, 03:49:15 PM
Receives a refund for your Xbox one controller.


Inserts the song. "What is love?"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 18, 2016, 04:00:33 PM
Receives a pickle


Inserts a fox
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 18, 2016, 04:09:48 PM
Receives a Foxy Plush.


Inserts a quarter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 18, 2016, 04:29:27 PM
Receives a conspiracy theory


Inserts gold
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 18, 2016, 04:38:16 PM
Receives really high taxes.


Inserts a $1.56
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 18, 2016, 04:44:11 PM
Receives $6.66


Inserts a police officer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on October 18, 2016, 04:55:13 PM
Recieves stupid and violent protesters.

Inserts my heart.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 18, 2016, 05:17:09 PM
Receives dead anti police protesters


Inserts Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 18, 2016, 07:04:27 PM
Receives heated debate (read: two people who try to blackmail each other as much as possible in an attempt to win voters for their side during the elections)

Inserts 2.99999999
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on October 20, 2016, 03:50:08 AM
Receives 3


Inserts a hug
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on October 20, 2016, 01:27:41 PM
Received a snug!


Inserts a snug bug in a rug
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 20, 2016, 02:32:15 PM
Receives a pig in a blanket.


Inserts a snow angel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 22, 2016, 09:33:18 AM
Receives pile of ash


Inserts South Pole
It was already there before it was cool.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 22, 2016, 09:36:29 AM
Receives penguin

Inserts Christianity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 22, 2016, 09:42:15 AM
Receives Islam


Inserts word pack
String a bunch of random words together to write poetry just like the pros!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 22, 2016, 05:53:33 PM
Receives Deepak Chopra


Inserts free gluten
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 22, 2016, 05:56:10 PM
Receives glutenfree meal


Inserts antiki torch
Be careful not to place it too close to your thatched hut.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 22, 2016, 06:15:49 PM
Receives a tiki head paperweight


Inserts a licorice horse
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 22, 2016, 06:23:30 PM
Receives cheese albatros sculpture


Inserts Mini Pluto
Buy it now before it becomes a planet again! Cheap!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 22, 2016, 07:04:39 PM
^Lol


Receives tiny Disney figurine


Inserts a Wilhelm scream
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 22, 2016, 07:07:41 PM
Receives the Mona Lisa


Inserts Handheld Fireplace
It's like a game, within a game, within a game...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on October 23, 2016, 07:43:28 AM
Received ashes... but what?

Inserts my Anxiety.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Detroit on October 23, 2016, 08:59:32 AM
Receives extreme worry and panic




Puts in a tub of icecream
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 23, 2016, 02:01:23 PM
Receives ice age.

Inserts smoke machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ZielZorix on October 23, 2016, 04:18:22 PM
You receive an omelet.


*inserts coffee*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 23, 2016, 05:32:33 PM
Receives tea


Inserts Phoenix egg
Makes great omelettes!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 23, 2016, 06:00:50 PM
Receives birdbrain Fayam, covered in flames

Inserts modern art
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 23, 2016, 06:29:09 PM
Receives ugly paintings


Inserts Fragile China
Adds dramatic flair to any dinner party or heated discussion.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on October 24, 2016, 03:38:59 AM
Receives wedding gifts


Inserts a black hole
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Shoon on October 24, 2016, 07:05:51 AM
Recieve physics.

Insert Idealism.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on October 24, 2016, 10:15:52 AM
Receives religion


Insert NAM
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 24, 2016, 06:14:35 PM
Receives Ride of the Valkyries


Inserts the smell of napalm in the morning
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on October 24, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Receives Ride of the Valkyries


Inserts the smell of napalm in the morning
Receives a burning city in the morning.

inserts "   "
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on October 24, 2016, 07:48:15 PM
Receives everything...


Inserts one dollar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 25, 2016, 07:04:00 PM
Receives unlucky dime.


Inserts Pyranosaurus plushie
Often feasted upon the delicious steakosaurus, well done.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 25, 2016, 07:11:35 PM
Receives a hug from a monster made out of fire

Inserts kangaroo milk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on October 25, 2016, 07:13:45 PM
Recieve crazy animal rights groups


Insert crazy animal rights groups
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 25, 2016, 07:16:12 PM
Receives relentless hunters


Inserts exterminator
Protects your crops with all-natural pesticides, like napalm!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on October 25, 2016, 07:21:28 PM
Receives a safe environment




Insert a kid who tries to set your leg on fire on the bus(... Literally just happened to me ...)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 25, 2016, 07:30:37 PM
Receives pyromaniac

Inserts crushing defeat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 25, 2016, 07:31:45 PM
Receives 1000lbs. weight.

Inserts freeze bomb
Turns any summer in a white winter wonderland!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on October 25, 2016, 07:32:24 PM
Receives the best invention known to man


Insert the Gallipoli campaign of World War 1
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 25, 2016, 07:35:28 PM
Receives Blitzkrieg


Inserts corn on the cob
Made with all-natural, extra glucose-fructose syrup! Also doubles as car fuel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on October 26, 2016, 02:11:35 AM
Receives candy corn.

Inserts Overwatch.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on October 26, 2016, 02:13:46 AM
Recieves lots and lots of porn :|


Inserts Arma 3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 26, 2016, 06:54:29 AM
Recives SJWs


Inserts a collar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 28, 2016, 09:43:21 AM
Receives leash


Inserts Mini Moon
Made of ge-nui-ne space rocks!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 28, 2016, 02:41:53 PM
Receives Flaming Globe
It's not really on fire, it's all in your head.

Inserts Neko
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 28, 2016, 04:25:38 PM
Receives random dude


Inserts Mighty Moustache
Ain't nothing better than a fine looking 'stache.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 28, 2016, 05:19:37 PM
Receives very itchy beard

Inserts dinner table
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 28, 2016, 05:30:47 PM
Receives a waitress


Inserts an empty pizza box
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 28, 2016, 05:42:52 PM
Receives empty burger box


Inserts toy zombie
You can't make a game without one these days.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 28, 2016, 06:03:58 PM
Receives Plants vs Zombies song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ)

Inserts not-so-spooky Halloween mask
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 28, 2016, 06:37:32 PM
Receives really spooky santa hat


Inserts Tetrominos
They've been falling as long as anyone can remember.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 28, 2016, 06:50:28 PM
Gets Tetris'd.

Inserts radiation suit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 28, 2016, 06:52:04 PM
Receives 1 kilo block of uranium


Inserts light bulbs
Causes more puncture wounds than the leading brand!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 29, 2016, 06:59:09 AM
Receives Thomas Edison's evil twin


Inserts a white flag
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ZielZorix on October 29, 2016, 02:02:34 PM
You receive a glomp hug.

Inserts a bottle of water.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 29, 2016, 04:20:48 PM
Receives an ammo can with authentic Middle Eastern sand


Inserts a pill bottle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 29, 2016, 05:46:32 PM
Receives the world's biggest medicine pill

Inserts wolf cub
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on October 29, 2016, 05:56:13 PM
Receives Air Wolf
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 29, 2016, 06:31:18 PM
Receives

Inserts Internet Explorer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 30, 2016, 02:18:31 PM
Receives Google Chrome


Inserts "The terrible secret"
The smoldering first book of an terrible trilogy!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2016, 06:02:47 PM
Receives freaked out foods

Inserts wool trousers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 30, 2016, 06:05:37 PM
Receives cotton cap


Inserts marshmallows
Made of sweet clouds, winners of the Kentucky Derby.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2016, 06:26:58 PM
Receives this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQE6EIODsAM)

Inserts mini monster
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 30, 2016, 06:35:50 PM
Receives smallest monster EVER.


Inserts coffee
It's coffee time!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2016, 06:45:52 PM
Receives tea

Inserts paperwork
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 30, 2016, 06:58:49 PM
Receives boring job


Inserts old lady doll
Perhaps she'll die.




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wander on October 31, 2016, 01:13:28 AM
Receives pocket lint and hardcandy

Inserts a plum
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 31, 2016, 06:44:43 PM
Receives Globox (cookie if you get why)

Inserts disco ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 02, 2016, 12:53:33 PM
Receives mirror


Inserts gentleman adventurer doll
On an adventure to find the best looking suit in the world! A little puzzling, no?
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wander on November 02, 2016, 01:05:48 PM
Receives a pair of oxfords

Inserts antacid
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 02, 2016, 01:42:31 PM
Receives a bottle of king cobra venom


Inserts casual game
If only winning was this easy in real life. You're doing great!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 10, 2016, 08:14:46 PM
Receives a faster day

Inserts the number 2
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 10, 2016, 08:38:17 PM
Receives a square

Inserts pastel colours
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 10, 2016, 08:52:02 PM
Receives a lighthearted smile

Inserts Bob Marley
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 10, 2016, 09:17:29 PM
Receives completely unfamous random dude.


Inserts goo ball pack
These balls seem to remember a whole other world! A world of goo... But that was a looong time ago.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 10, 2016, 09:20:24 PM
Receives Yoshi egg pack

Inserts chickenless head
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 10, 2016, 09:29:01 PM
Receives turkeyless head.


Inserts tiny galaxies
The fate of their worlds is in your hands.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 10, 2016, 09:31:30 PM
Receives tiny stars

Inserts a blade of grass
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 10, 2016, 09:33:52 PM
Receives Razor Leaf TM.


Inserts email
Tomorrow's form of communication, today!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 10, 2016, 09:37:21 PM
Receives the world's smallest letter.
There's something written, but you need a microscope to see it.

Inserts a half full glass.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 10, 2016, 09:38:53 PM
Receives a crowd of pessimists to offset the balance

Inserts puppy dog eyes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 10, 2016, 09:44:12 PM
Receives bloodshot eyes


Inserts creation science
Nonbelievers were pushed to the edge of the world.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 17, 2016, 05:25:14 PM
Receives awkward glances from the Flat Earth Society.


Inserts the Muppets.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on November 18, 2016, 12:09:47 AM
Receives the Sesame Street costumes+Puppets.


Inserts complaints about Melbourne.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 18, 2016, 07:00:44 AM
Receives a letter talking about affirmative action and it's benefits. No progress was made

Inserts a long, well thought out text message

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Karso on November 18, 2016, 10:34:20 AM
Receives the reply "k"


Inserts 3 AAA batteries
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 18, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
Receives a working Tickle Me Elmo

Inserts the key to the vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Karso on November 18, 2016, 12:44:00 PM
Vending machine dispenses itself


Inserts 3 years worth of shedding fur

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 18, 2016, 02:37:29 PM
Receives a decorative rug

Inserts all the pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 18, 2016, 07:00:06 PM
Receives collateral vinegar.


Inserts the collected writings of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 19, 2016, 07:01:33 PM
Receives Usain Bolt autobiography.


Inserts book of darkness
Brought a plague upon all that've owned it. On sale today!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 20, 2016, 06:46:04 AM
Receives struggling eyes and eventual glasses

Inserts tapioca
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 20, 2016, 06:51:19 AM
You get chocolate pudding

I insert a spoon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 20, 2016, 04:32:28 PM
Receives the Matrix trilogy on VHS


Inserts a box of popcorn
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 21, 2016, 03:56:26 PM
Receives a refund for the outrageous price you bought it for.


Inserts a mega mushroom.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 21, 2016, 03:59:27 PM
Receives a living Walnut


Inserts a MasterBall
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 21, 2016, 07:56:37 PM
You get a caught missingNo.

I insert a pot plant
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 21, 2016, 08:18:25 PM
Receives plastic flowers

Inserts wet hot dog

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 22, 2016, 01:52:30 AM
You get a turducken sandwich

I insert an empty pencil case
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 22, 2016, 01:57:52 AM
Receives a giant block of high purity graphite

Insert a photo of someone interesting a coin into a vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 22, 2016, 02:00:25 AM
You get a lifesize doll of the person in the photo

I insert a cigarette
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 22, 2016, 04:32:38 AM
Gets lung cancer.

Inserts Raptor Egg.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 22, 2016, 07:38:48 PM
Recivese a jet ski


Inserts a M60 Patton
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 22, 2016, 07:42:09 PM
Gets an M249 SAW.

Inserts Star Trek Armada 3.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 23, 2016, 01:54:11 AM
Gets a copy of Star Wars: Rogue One on DVD

I insert a Glock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 23, 2016, 10:08:17 AM
Receives a Gkey

Inserts paperclip
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 23, 2016, 11:28:08 AM
You get that annoying paperclip from MS Word

I insert a washing machine token
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on November 23, 2016, 12:03:32 PM
You get clothes, that are just a bit too damp to be comfortable to wear.


Inserts Gabe Newell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on November 23, 2016, 01:55:48 PM
Receives a cardboard cutout of Gabe Oldsick.

Inserts ironic weather patterns.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Karso on November 23, 2016, 07:59:40 PM
Gets back an ad for the weather channel


Inserts the entire planet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 23, 2016, 10:44:48 PM
Gets the apocalypse.

Inserts Iconian Gateway.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 23, 2016, 10:59:03 PM
You get a stargate

I insert a cup of coffee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on November 23, 2016, 10:59:57 PM
Receives an engagement ring.

Inserts soap on a rope
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 23, 2016, 11:07:20 PM
*waves* hey Mara!

You get a roll of toilet paper

I insert a shoe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on November 23, 2016, 11:10:32 PM
Hai!

Vending machine gets clogged with odd socks.

Inserts de-clog syrup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 23, 2016, 11:12:06 PM
You get every single missing sock.

I insert a pair of reading glasses
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on November 23, 2016, 11:12:51 PM
Receives a pile of books.

Inserts a feather.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 23, 2016, 11:25:46 PM
Gets a brick.

Inserts Tactical Combat Vest.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 24, 2016, 01:54:49 AM
You get a flak jacket

I insert a 5.56mm round
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 24, 2016, 02:54:29 AM
Receives a dented armour plate

Insert a m551 Sheridan
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 24, 2016, 04:16:59 AM
You get a T80 MBT

I insert Lincoln's beard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on November 24, 2016, 04:18:25 AM
Receives a picture of it.

Inserts the Google phone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 24, 2016, 05:03:59 AM
You get a Nokia 3310

I insert a TV
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Farewell on November 24, 2016, 05:39:53 AM
Receives Netflix.

Inserts a turkey.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 24, 2016, 06:07:33 AM
You get a roast pork

I insert a gold chess board
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 24, 2016, 08:09:38 AM
Receives half a credit at GameStop

Inserts a bag of air
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 24, 2016, 04:11:38 PM
Receives a light gust.


Inserts beat-up glider
Ebay said it was "brand new":(
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 24, 2016, 11:11:35 PM
You get a parachute

inserts a pebble
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 25, 2016, 01:43:24 AM
Gets a boulder.

Inserts MI24 Hind-D, fully loaded.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 25, 2016, 03:06:59 AM
You receive a Scud Launcher (loaded)

I insert Mosin-Nagant M91/30
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 25, 2016, 06:03:12 AM
Receives a new COD Clan

Inserts bouncy castle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on November 25, 2016, 07:26:53 AM
Receives blueprints to a marshmallow castle.

Inserts a pile of cheddar cheese.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 25, 2016, 07:49:39 AM
You get a tub of sour cream

I insert a lost wallet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on November 25, 2016, 08:04:33 AM
Receives a found wallet.

Inserts a firebomb.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 25, 2016, 08:28:03 AM
A puff of smoke comes out of the machine.

I insert a block of chocolate
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 25, 2016, 11:41:54 AM
Receives a new update in minecraft

Inserts car freshener
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 25, 2016, 07:44:11 PM
Receives "wet dog" perfume

Inserts Yu-Gi-Oh fusion card
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 29, 2016, 06:33:42 PM
Receives Sun stone


Inserts (ka)boom box
Little is known about using high explosives for lauch, but lying down on a bed of C4 can't be all that bad, right?
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 30, 2016, 04:36:28 AM
Receives a sticky note that reads  " Explosion pending, please wait "


Inserts a mirror
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on November 30, 2016, 05:30:22 PM
Receives self reflection

Inserts apple juice
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 30, 2016, 05:34:07 PM
Receives flat, non-alcoholic cider


Inserts bubbles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 01, 2016, 04:54:46 PM
Receives a book to the face courtesy of your local Hawaiian alien

Inserts spray tan
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 01, 2016, 06:05:00 PM
Receives a can of insta-sun burn

Inserts mean-looking cube-shaped dog
(http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/d/d2/Blodog.png/250px-Blodog.png)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on December 01, 2016, 09:56:56 PM
Receives Super Meat Boy.

Inserts a mile of rope.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 01, 2016, 10:16:06 PM
Receives a world record

Inserts scissors with four blades
Twice the blades, twice the cutting power!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 02, 2016, 07:43:01 AM
Receives next gen helicopter

Inserts inspirational quote
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 02, 2016, 08:34:06 PM
Receives the poem "If"


Inserts Nuclear warhead
Now with reduced radiation fallout for a firework show for you and your friends to enjoy!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 03, 2016, 06:39:43 AM
Receives nuclear warmoans and a second date

Inserts ripped jeans
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 03, 2016, 04:39:10 PM
Receives muscular genes




Inserts spray-cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 03, 2016, 07:52:12 PM
Receives more spray-cbeese

Inserts my mom's diabetes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 04, 2016, 02:16:51 PM
Receives Stacey's Mom


Inserts Justin Beiber
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 04, 2016, 02:25:33 PM
Receives a lot of problems from screaming fans

Inserts toy sport car
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 04, 2016, 03:54:26 PM
Receives a Lamborgheenie-weenie


Inserts a mining truck
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 04, 2016, 09:50:01 PM
Receives a bucket and a rock

Inserts a piece of paper with a circle drawn on it


Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 05, 2016, 02:34:26 PM
Receives Internet challenge

Inserts twitter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 05, 2016, 02:52:15 PM
Receives #followers #trolls #spam #hashtags


Inserts MySpace
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 05, 2016, 04:08:30 PM
Receives Dial Up Internet

Inserts said Internet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 05, 2016, 06:00:43 PM
Receives waiting...


Inserts patience
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on December 05, 2016, 08:35:08 PM
Receives a bratty 4 year old who drank 12 energy drinks


Inserts a key
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 05, 2016, 08:49:06 PM
recieve a lock where only said key can fit into


Insert Ironic memes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 06, 2016, 01:07:23 PM
Receives moldy bread


Inserts a computer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 06, 2016, 03:40:52 PM
Receives a way to pirate movies

Inserts a calender
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 06, 2016, 06:27:14 PM
Receives 1984

Inserts syllabus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 06, 2016, 10:25:13 PM
Receives declaration on timeline

Inserts Deadpool
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 07, 2016, 01:01:18 PM
Receives Deathstroke

Inserts all the Evolutionary stones
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 07, 2016, 02:37:24 PM
Receives Charles Darwin's Kidney Stones

Inserts a crying Putin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 08, 2016, 07:43:56 PM
Receives evil laughing Obama


Inserts Osmium
Twice the density of lead (and MANY times its price, Osmium is a popular choice among iceberg-haters.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 09, 2016, 12:33:41 AM
Receives chemist

Inserts said chemist
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 09, 2016, 01:24:33 PM
Receives a giant stack of text books

Inserts water vapor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 09, 2016, 02:11:17 PM
Receives vape flavoring

Inserts gold pendant
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on December 09, 2016, 08:52:39 PM
Receives a tuft of fur

Inserts President Elect Donald Trump
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on December 09, 2016, 09:00:44 PM
Recivces a speech about making America great again,


Inserts the new Bash.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on December 09, 2016, 11:06:37 PM
Receives a taped recording of the Big Bash (20/20 cricket in Australia)

Inserts plaster.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on December 10, 2016, 08:42:40 AM
Recieves paint


Inserts teaspoons
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 10, 2016, 01:41:01 PM
Receives sugar

Inserts a broken stick
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 10, 2016, 07:51:48 PM
Receives a tree stump

Inserts neutralizer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 10, 2016, 09:02:24 PM
Receives a terminator




Inserts Super Mario Brothers 2
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 11, 2016, 06:34:29 AM
Receives dusty cartridge

Inserts plastic wrap
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 11, 2016, 07:24:57 AM
Receives Aluminum Foil

Inserts a warm hug
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 11, 2016, 04:40:23 PM
Receives comfy blanket

Inserts not working clock
At least it's correct twice a day...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 11, 2016, 10:41:25 PM
Receives a block of ice

Inserts a thought
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 12, 2016, 07:31:01 AM
Receives a penny

Inserts the state of Vermont
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 13, 2016, 12:34:43 PM
Receives the Vermont Republic

Inserts a eraser
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2016, 02:44:48 PM
Receives sharpie


Inserts lava lamp
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 13, 2016, 03:24:02 PM
Gets a mini-volcano. (Lava. Get it?)

Inserts pain and torment.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 13, 2016, 04:57:03 PM
Receives 99.6128 whip lashes. How that's possible? Don't ask too much.


Imzurdz zubar pat zbelunk.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 13, 2016, 07:36:27 PM
Gets gibberish.

Inserts a haunting past and Jason Bourne.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 14, 2016, 06:24:49 AM
Receives positive reviews on the new movie

Inserts whatnot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 14, 2016, 01:50:15 PM
Receives tra-- No, wait. It's not trash, it's... yup. Garbage.


Inserts Pong
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 14, 2016, 05:45:35 PM
Receives ping

Inserts grappling hook
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 14, 2016, 09:54:57 PM
Gets a Spy.

Inserts Battlefield 2: Special Forces.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 15, 2016, 06:08:57 AM
Receives virtually nothing except a bunch of costly DLC

Inserts 10%
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 15, 2016, 12:41:29 PM
Receives 90%


Inserts pizza without cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 15, 2016, 06:44:02 PM
Receives disappointment

Inserts a trendy vine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 15, 2016, 08:12:26 PM
Gets a grape vine.

Inserts the Hobus Disaster (Google it if you don't know what it is).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Chiitos on December 16, 2016, 12:37:39 AM
Gets a gold star. Good job!


Inserts a wryyy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 16, 2016, 02:44:10 AM
Receives a nice steamroller

Inserts a motherboard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 16, 2016, 05:25:50 AM
Receives childsupportboard

Inserts the obituary
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 16, 2016, 07:26:05 AM
Gets a newspaper without it.

Inserts the origin of the call-sign Rogue One.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 16, 2016, 01:57:51 PM
Receives the anagram Rue No Ego


Inserts
Snape kills Dumbledore
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 16, 2016, 02:29:05 PM
Receives plot twist

Inserts raincoats
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 16, 2016, 02:33:32 PM
Receives Paddington Bear


Inserts a marmalade sandwich
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 16, 2016, 02:38:06 PM
Receives Marmaduke

Inserts a copy of My Dog Skip
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 16, 2016, 02:59:48 PM
Receives Kevin Bacon


Inserts Jon Hamm
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 17, 2016, 06:11:49 AM
Receives porky Pig

Inserts Ice Cube
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 17, 2016, 03:17:37 PM
Receives Ice T


Inserts Chai latte
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 17, 2016, 06:49:34 PM
Receives your name called out at Starbucks

Inserts pocket lint
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 17, 2016, 07:13:41 PM
Receives jeans made out of glass. . . .

Inserts a "spacebar"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 17, 2016, 10:23:29 PM
Gets a Spaceball.

Inserts clandestine operation.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 18, 2016, 03:46:47 AM
Receives a bush and binoculars

Inserts 41st Elite Corps
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 18, 2016, 04:38:21 AM
Gets the 501st Legion.

Inserts Darth Vader.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 18, 2016, 03:49:21 PM
Receives cute car commercial

Insert tidings made of comfort and joy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Chiitos on December 18, 2016, 03:59:49 PM
Receives a hot angel seme


Inserts a chuck-e-cheese ticket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 18, 2016, 04:28:52 PM
Receives terms and conditions


Inserts fine print
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 18, 2016, 04:33:49 PM
Receives blank T-shirt


Inserts Trump's Majestic Hair
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 18, 2016, 04:41:42 PM
Receives Patrick Stewart's hair


Inserts the X-men films continuity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 18, 2016, 05:00:46 PM
Receives Mr-T

Inserts a robot dog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 18, 2016, 05:10:37 PM
Receives Robocop


Inserts Samsung J7
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 18, 2016, 05:16:14 PM
Receives 1.6GHz octa-core


Inserts the Amazing Spiderman vs Doctor Octa-core
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 18, 2016, 08:36:14 PM
Receives no contest

Inserts a lack of dignity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 18, 2016, 08:39:18 PM
Receives a orange paper bag

Inserts a bunny with massive eyes that fire laser beams. . . . . . .


Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 18, 2016, 09:31:37 PM
Receives an abomination.

Inserts Cloaking Device.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Chiitos on December 18, 2016, 09:49:42 PM
Receives Revealing Device


Inserts a loonie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 18, 2016, 10:38:22 PM
Receives 0.00095 of a Bitcoin

Inserts a paw
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 18, 2016, 10:47:55 PM
Gets a hand.

Inserts Hope.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 01:14:22 AM
Recieves epoH


Inserts Pokeball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 19, 2016, 04:24:58 AM
Receives a Digimon

Inserts said Digimon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 05:12:48 AM
Recieves Pokeball


Inserts Susej
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 19, 2016, 12:16:20 PM
Receives a bratwurst


Inserts a fluffy tail
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 12:46:12 PM
Recieves twitchy ears


Inserts Lion King CD of 1994
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 19, 2016, 01:21:50 PM
Receives Kimba the White Lion

Inserts a empty store
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 02:05:31 PM
Recieves Doritos


Inserts PPAP
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 19, 2016, 03:19:07 PM
Receives qm

Inserts sleep
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 19, 2016, 03:19:35 PM
Recive sleep shortage

Insert Phil Collins
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 03:28:07 PM
Recieves Pill Call Ins


Inserts Freddy Fazbear
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 19, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
recieve horrible fandom

Insert cringe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 03:32:39 PM
I'm lacerated.


Recieves Ievan Polkka

Inserts Jumanji
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 19, 2016, 03:38:51 PM
Recieve a better shoe-factory management


Insert anime
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 03:41:13 PM
Recieves Naruto


Inserts Renamon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 19, 2016, 03:42:03 PM
recieve bootleg pokeyman

Insert anime-hunters
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 03:43:49 PM
Recieves Keyblade


Inserts Da Sassy Owl
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2016, 03:54:23 PM
Receives hidden Secrets


Inserts Red Letter Media
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 03:55:43 PM
Recieves Blue Letter Media


Inserts Yellow Letter Media
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2016, 04:00:20 PM
Receives a yellow snow-cone




Inserts I before E except after C
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 04:02:38 PM
Recieves ICE (Hua!)


Inserts Fluffy Ears
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2016, 04:11:25 PM
Receives tickles and ear scratching!


^_^


Inserts the Statue of Liberty




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 04:14:33 PM
Recieves American Flag


Inserts muffled cute moans.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2016, 04:21:37 PM
Receives a kitten hiding under a dressing gown


Inserts a black skirt with white fur all over it
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 04:22:47 PM
Recieves Skunk's butt rug ala Wilde


Inserts Giganto Coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2016, 04:27:11 PM
Receives a star-heavy quest.




Inserts a gibbon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 04:29:01 PM
Recieves a note: "What's a gibbon?"


Inserts a penny instead
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2016, 04:46:14 PM
Receives chewing gum


Inserts a gibbon photo
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Hylobates-lar-02-Chiang-Mai.jpg)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 04:47:49 PM
(I asked for a dark chocooo)


Recieves a Baboon


Inserts Nick Wilde
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2016, 05:06:38 PM
Receives Judy Hopps


Inserts Aero bar bubbles of nothing
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 05:08:48 PM
Recieves Popping bubbles


Inserts Bob the Builder
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 19, 2016, 05:12:55 PM
recieves poorly done construction works

Insert TFF
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2016, 05:14:53 PM
Receives a front for a money laundering scam




I've said too much...




Inserts a chloroform soaked rag
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 05:15:28 PM
Recieves Sleeping me


Inserts Dark choco dreams
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on December 19, 2016, 05:27:15 PM
Receives a war on The Coco Puffs Bird and Chocula


Inserts a calculator that is dividing by zero.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 19, 2016, 05:28:00 PM
Recieve an implosion of the universe


Insert a money laundering scam
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2016, 05:28:39 PM
(I think time is going backwards now)

Receives the song Dark Choco Legs by Korean boy band ASTRO.


Inserts some tiny text.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 19, 2016, 05:33:06 PM
recieve a
Quote
OVERLY EDITED TEXT

Insert 5 furry

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2016, 06:13:47 PM
Receives the struggle is real meme


Inserts a broken cup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 19, 2016, 06:32:00 PM
Receives even more broken cup


Inserts invisible text
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 19, 2016, 06:49:53 PM
you get nothing!


Insert: snow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 19, 2016, 06:53:42 PM
(Look again there's definately something there)
Receives fire


Inserts discovery of my previous input
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 20, 2016, 05:36:06 AM
Receives a magnifying glass




Inserts Detective Pikachu
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 20, 2016, 05:46:24 AM
Gets a random pokemon box.

Inserts grenade (then runs like hell).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 20, 2016, 11:49:56 AM
Recieves Thrown-back Grenade (then laughs like a hyena)


Inserts Enriched Dark Chocolate Deluxe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 20, 2016, 01:30:15 PM
Receives a piece paper with that says  " thank you "


Inserts a campfire and a book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 20, 2016, 01:32:01 PM
( D: That's all I recieved.


It's a huge sacrifice to insert such masterpiece)


Receives Burning Book


Inserts The Last Door
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 20, 2016, 03:36:21 PM
Recieves The twilight zone


Inserts a scary monster
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 20, 2016, 03:38:23 PM
Receives Zambie


Inserts Yoyo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 20, 2016, 04:32:44 PM
Recieves a tangled rope




Inserts limestone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 20, 2016, 04:47:29 PM
Receives Greenstone


Inserts Duterte
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 21, 2016, 04:07:32 AM
Receives Emilio


Inserts a loaf of bread
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 21, 2016, 04:20:51 AM
Gets several sandwiches, then Heavy demanding, "SANDVICH!!!"

Inserts Lightsaber.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 21, 2016, 04:25:44 AM
Receives a E-11 Blaster Rifle

Inserts a giant bucket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 21, 2016, 06:00:31 AM
Receives a giant hole in it along with a poor Henry and Liza

Inserts the wheels on the bus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 21, 2016, 07:45:16 AM
Receives Yellow paint

Inserts frozen pizza
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 21, 2016, 08:38:34 AM
Recieves Ratatta


Inserts Potato Pototto
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 21, 2016, 05:17:54 PM
Receives extra curly fries


Inserts four hundred pounds of mac n cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 21, 2016, 05:33:20 PM
Recieves Empty Bowl


Inserts Chainsmokers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 21, 2016, 05:50:39 PM
Receives chainvapers

Inserts frat parties
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 22, 2016, 01:10:11 AM
Receives a barrel




Inserts a lego
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 22, 2016, 01:20:49 AM
Gets a brick.

Inserts DH17 Blaster.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 22, 2016, 01:42:58 AM
Receives an angry Imperial Officer

Inserts a Executor-class star Dreadnought
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 22, 2016, 02:34:19 AM
Gets a Bellator-class Star Dreadnought.

Inserts Imperial-II Star Destroyer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 22, 2016, 02:39:58 AM
Receives a MC80 Liberty type star cruiser

Inserts a Imperial extermination ship
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 22, 2016, 03:34:43 AM
Gets... exterminated.

Inserts TIE Defender.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 22, 2016, 07:44:55 AM
Recieves Intelligence


Inserts Hats
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 22, 2016, 07:58:18 AM
Recieves a shifty salesmen


Inserts tirdness
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 22, 2016, 08:00:01 AM
Recieves Reciever


Inserts Inserter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 22, 2016, 08:04:13 AM
Recieves a block of chocolate covered marble


Inserts a meal
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 22, 2016, 08:05:59 AM

 XP X3

Recieves McDonalds


Inserts Leftovers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 22, 2016, 08:10:53 AM
Receives a nice plate of air  ^_^




Inserts frozen chocolate
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 22, 2016, 08:17:47 AM
Receives frozen chocolate, you didn't accomplish on inserting because someone took it.


Inserts Flashbang
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 22, 2016, 04:14:13 PM
Gets a Thermite charge.

Inserts Smaug.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 22, 2016, 04:16:58 PM
Recieves The Hobbit


Inserts Terraria
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 22, 2016, 06:53:03 PM
Receives a message stating "Minecraft is better"

Inserts the number 1
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 22, 2016, 07:10:28 PM
Receives a lesson on how to be a villain

Inserts a super hero on the run
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 22, 2016, 08:31:52 PM
Receives super rabbid


Inserts what I inserted earlier:
INVISIBLE TEXT!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 23, 2016, 12:42:26 AM
Receives  "           "


Inserts the Twilight Zone


Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 23, 2016, 01:54:12 AM
Gets a mystery box.

Inserts Borg Cube.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 23, 2016, 02:44:01 AM
Receives USS Raven

Inserts a robot with a laser gun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 23, 2016, 03:13:41 AM
Receives a laser with a robot gun

Inserts stresnI
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 23, 2016, 03:15:15 AM
Gets a paradox.

Inserts Romulan Warbird.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 23, 2016, 05:42:12 AM
Recieves #13b4Dc0D3


Inserts Thomas The Dank Engine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 23, 2016, 07:22:06 PM
Receives Robbie Rotten


Inserts a Kv-2
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 24, 2016, 01:09:50 AM
Gets a note saying "WTF WAS THAT?!"

Inserts Rise of the Reds mod.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 24, 2016, 01:56:30 AM
Receives the Soviet Anthem on loud speakers

Inserts a XX-9 heavy turbolaser
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 24, 2016, 02:47:54 AM
Gets a DLT20a Pulse Rifle.

Inserts M41-A Pulse Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 24, 2016, 04:51:53 AM
Receives Derringer


Inserts Jar O' Dirt.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 24, 2016, 06:26:01 AM
Receives a cocky Jack Sparrow

Inserts the heart of Davy Jones
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 25, 2016, 01:05:58 AM
Gets the Flying Dutchman.

Inserts Masada ACR.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 25, 2016, 03:08:33 AM
Receives a cowboy hat with a hole in it


Inserts a APHE shell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 25, 2016, 03:12:11 AM
Gets an M1A1 Abrams MBT.

Inserts M808B Scorpion Main Battle Tank (MBT).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 25, 2016, 03:18:33 AM
Receives Little Willie 


Inserts a Bob Semple Tank
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 25, 2016, 04:20:47 AM
Receives anti war sign

Inserts pen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 25, 2016, 05:25:50 PM
Gets a Pencil.

Inserts Species 8472.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 25, 2016, 08:58:06 PM
Receives  an Incinerator Stormtrooper

Inserts beef jerky



Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 25, 2016, 09:07:32 PM
Gets a Hamburger.

Inserts Double Cheeseburger.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on December 26, 2016, 01:06:41 AM
Receives food poisoning

Inserts a quad-copter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 26, 2016, 01:35:08 AM
Gets an RC Copter.

Inserts MI28 Havoc B.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 26, 2016, 02:45:24 AM
Receives a AH-64 Apache

Inserts a warm blanket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on December 26, 2016, 03:17:36 AM
Receives a forecast of blizzards and ice storms

Inserts Skype
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 27, 2016, 03:44:03 PM
Receives a program that freezes and malfunctions at the WORST possible moments.

Inserts Coffee.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 27, 2016, 05:26:18 PM
Receives a chunk of ice

Inserts a slide whistle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on December 29, 2016, 04:05:48 AM
Recieves Squidward


Inserts sans
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 29, 2016, 04:08:09 AM
Receives New Time Roman


Inserts a video
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 29, 2016, 01:14:35 PM
Receives photo

Inserts Papyrus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 29, 2016, 02:16:49 PM
Recieve 3 spagoot


Insert one badly timed pun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 29, 2016, 02:22:06 PM
Receives pun so rediculously bad and so horribly timed it simply is never able to be even the slightest bit funny.


Inserts the art of patience
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 29, 2016, 02:24:39 PM
recieve traindelays

Insert 2 danger noodles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 29, 2016, 02:27:40 PM
Receives bowl of pork noodles


Inserts UFO
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 29, 2016, 05:16:09 PM
Receives ayy LMAO

Inserts a planet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 29, 2016, 05:17:52 PM
Receives Pluto

Inserts homework
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on December 29, 2016, 08:57:31 PM
Receives a broken pencil

Inserts a cup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 29, 2016, 11:17:36 PM
Receives sixty pounds of sugar


Inserts hackerz
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on December 29, 2016, 11:27:23 PM
Receives Stacker

Inserts Zootopia
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 30, 2016, 04:13:41 AM
Receives a thumbs up

Inserts the word generic 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 30, 2016, 10:50:46 AM
Receives
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/bbcf/f/2015/339/2/b/letter_g_by_hillygon-d9j3n8c.jpg)(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/415N%2B0HLKrL._SY355_.jpg)(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/4/41/Ericpic1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/270?cb=20140404102856)

Inserts bed pun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on December 30, 2016, 02:13:38 PM
Recieve a generic pun


Insert Cross-language pun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 30, 2016, 02:53:31 PM
Receives a spidering cat and a finishing clap to the head.

Inserts Semi-automatic Operating System
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 30, 2016, 03:58:50 PM
Receives VirtualBox

Inserts the closed instruction book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on December 30, 2016, 08:18:53 PM
Receives a decaying body

Inserts a bullet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 30, 2016, 08:22:10 PM
Receives maffia

Inserts pizza margarita
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on December 30, 2016, 08:25:44 PM
Receives a lump of coal

Inserts a backpack
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 31, 2016, 05:14:18 AM
Receives a map

Inserts twenty five million tacos
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 31, 2016, 03:31:58 PM
Receives walrus fat

Inserts half-eaten donut
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 31, 2016, 09:27:32 PM
Receives Homer Simpson


Inserts duster
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 01, 2017, 05:26:18 AM
Receives  two Bofors




Inserts a smiley sticker

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on January 01, 2017, 11:23:07 PM
Receives the emoji movie

Inserts 2016
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 01, 2017, 11:26:36 PM
Receives 1963


Inserts a cup of sand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nishjin on January 01, 2017, 11:46:22 PM
Receives a sand cup

Inserts the Grim Reaper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 02, 2017, 02:57:20 AM
Receives a green potato


Inserts a steamroller with rockets on it
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 02, 2017, 03:49:38 PM
Receives the ultimate race car

Inserts flower bucket

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 02, 2017, 04:28:56 PM
Receives dead petals


Inserts fresh water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 02, 2017, 07:16:34 PM
Receives a barrel of salt




Inserts a fancy tophat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 03, 2017, 01:43:23 AM
Receives a color photo of Charlie Chaplin. Hm.


Inserts vinyl record.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 03, 2017, 02:52:15 AM
Receives a Volkswagen Beetle


Inserts silence
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 03, 2017, 02:58:57 AM
Receives golden duct tape.


Inserts a wet towel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 03, 2017, 04:31:12 AM
Gets a dry towel.

Inserts Infinity-class warship UNSC Infinity.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 03, 2017, 08:21:26 AM
Receives a row boat


Inserts a brain
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 03, 2017, 12:43:05 PM
Gets Robocop.

Inserts Jason Bourne.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 03, 2017, 02:34:22 PM
Receives ragdoll.


Inserts auto-clicker
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 03, 2017, 04:58:06 PM
Receives an Auto Refresher


Inserts ear buds
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 05, 2017, 04:50:22 PM
Gets a PC Microphone.

Inserts Thalaron Radiation.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 06, 2017, 03:03:44 AM
Receives a dead Romulan high command


Inserts a cookie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 06, 2017, 10:52:44 AM
Receives note: "*Burp* Thank you!"


Inserts literally nothing. Empty void, if you will.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 06, 2017, 11:12:59 AM
Receives an error sound

Inserts life
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 06, 2017, 03:17:55 PM
Gets death.

Inserts Klingon Bird-of-Prey.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 07, 2017, 07:17:02 AM
Receives   a pew


Inserts all the fluffy fur!

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 07, 2017, 09:46:16 AM
Receives a copy of my mane.


Inserts sharpening stone.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 07, 2017, 02:19:59 PM
Receives a dull spoon




Inserts dirt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 08, 2017, 01:06:52 PM
receives mud


inserts the power of imagination
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 08, 2017, 05:52:47 PM
Receives an explosion of fish with confetti




Inserts a Droideka
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on January 10, 2017, 12:54:37 AM
Receives Samsungeka

Inserts emu
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 10, 2017, 01:27:07 AM
Gains a mocking bird


Inserts a monitor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 10, 2017, 03:15:04 PM
Receives alien technology.

Inserts skippy ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 10, 2017, 06:03:24 PM
Recieves roller coasters and a cow  X3




Inserts notes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 11, 2017, 06:52:18 AM
*receives study guide*

*inserts time*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 11, 2017, 12:39:07 PM
Receives the enemy


Inserts a television
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 11, 2017, 02:22:10 PM
Receives other television, but no matter how you turn the dial, there's only one thing on.


Inserts boring pencil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 11, 2017, 03:20:28 PM
Recives the most extreme piece of paper that have ever bestowed upon someone which floated down from the skies above and then crashed down in massive explosion on your table  ^_^


Inserts a blank flag
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 11, 2017, 03:26:47 PM
Receives wallcarpet with traditional paintings


Inserts empty cup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 11, 2017, 03:53:08 PM
Gains a pile of broken glass




Inserts a bag of air




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 11, 2017, 05:25:42 PM
Receives bag of stale air.

*Inserts standard coin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 11, 2017, 09:21:35 PM
Receives empty soup can

Inserts an fishing manual for dummies
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 12, 2017, 02:26:45 AM
Receives the entire pong of dead fish along with user of manual 




Inserts a laugh




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 12, 2017, 04:34:49 AM
Recieve baby.

*Inserts my tail*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on January 12, 2017, 01:24:06 PM
Receives mouse trap.






*Inserts a bunch of black feathers*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 12, 2017, 02:43:02 PM
Receives Gilbert

Inserts fire and ice
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 12, 2017, 07:41:58 PM
Receives Toothless  :3

*inserts arcade ticket*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 12, 2017, 08:49:19 PM
Receives a plastic action figure




Inserts a story book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 13, 2017, 02:12:29 AM
Recieves an obscure Japanese fairytale.

*Inserts comment about his nice this vending machine looks*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 13, 2017, 10:54:04 AM
Receives a note saying "thank you"

Inserts a half molten snowwoman
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 13, 2017, 04:06:11 PM
Receives a gender-assumed puddle.


Inserts a 4th Death Star.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 13, 2017, 04:09:20 PM
Receives a easy flaw to exploit  :P


Inserts Order 37
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 13, 2017, 05:28:11 PM
Receives a carelessly crafted cheeseburger, some soggy fries, and a flat Coke.

*inserts the vending machine's own plug*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 13, 2017, 06:19:03 PM
Receives the end of everything that has ever existed and will exist    :o




Inserts as block of cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 13, 2017, 07:21:56 PM
Receives a Moon Unit


Inserts a Dweezil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 13, 2017, 08:15:05 PM
you will recive a coin

(inserts a coin with a hole with a line in there)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Pyraff on January 13, 2017, 10:21:09 PM
receives a stuffed fish



inserts a cookie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on January 13, 2017, 10:24:29 PM
Recieve the dark side


Insert 5 snow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 13, 2017, 10:50:23 PM
recives 5 slaps because the machine wants money

(insert his coin with the hole)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 03:57:04 AM
Recieve one slap. Machine changed its mind. Machine is bipolar.

*inserts credit card*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 04:05:06 AM
recive a cutted credit card

(inserting m wondercoin)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 04:17:08 AM
Receives one wish.

*Inserts finger*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 04:18:08 AM
recives a  condom xd

(inserting my wondercoind again)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 04:23:30 AM
receives a wondercoin of equal or lesser value.

*inserts apparent condom that I just got*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 04:25:13 AM
you recive a gummi woman

(inserting my new wondercoin)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 04:35:00 AM
Receives an anti-wondercoin

*inserts my head*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 04:36:39 AM
reciving a wolf mask

(inserting my anti wondercoin)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 04:42:56 AM
Receives an air guitar

*inserts headphone jack while headphones are on my head*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 04:47:41 AM
recived an infinitive farting sound

(inserting an iphone)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 04:52:38 AM
Receives your iPhone, but with an unchangeable ringtone of the song "We Are Number One"

*inserts fortune from fortune cookie*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on January 14, 2017, 04:54:21 AM
Recieve hot rice

Insert 2 sprite
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 04:56:09 AM
recives 2 fantas

(inserting one coke)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on January 14, 2017, 04:57:12 AM
Recieve a note asking if Pepsi is also okay?

Insert Bratwurst
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 04:57:46 AM
Receives [REDACTED]

*inserts completed tax forms*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 04:58:21 AM
recives nothing except a bill to pay more
(insert Fries)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 04:59:19 AM
Receives chips.

*inserts my hopes and dreams*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 05:00:07 AM
reciving a foxy lady

(inserting a black hole)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 05:01:39 AM
Receives an outdated theory from Stephen Hawking

*inserts my jumper cables, one end still attached to my car battery.*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 05:02:26 AM
recives electricity shock

(inserting the outdated Theory)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 05:03:26 AM
Receives a new and improved black_hole2.0.exe

*inserts collective furry fandom*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 05:04:34 AM
recives the fandom as DVD

(inserting an ugly woman)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 05:21:58 AM
Receives the ugly woman with a note saying, "I'm already seeing someone, thanks."

*inserts sunglasses*  B)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 05:24:32 AM
reciving the ugly woman with the note

(inserting my ugly woman again)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 05:44:31 AM
Receives the ugly woman with another note that says "Look, friend. I enjoy being single, m'kay? p.s. 2/10, try again."

*Inserts  ^_^ *
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 05:45:34 AM
recives 2 Fox Cubs

(inserting the ugly woman again)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 06:03:28 AM
Receives the ugly woman once again with another note that reads, "*swipes left*"

*Inserts mashed potatoes*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 06:04:31 AM
recived a  Bugrger King Maxi menue

(kicking against the machine then inserting the ugly woman)

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 06:10:13 AM
Receives ugly woman again, but this time, she comes back bruised. Screen shows a systems report that reads, "Violence.exe has been transferred to file location C:\System Files\Processing\Received Files\01142017\'Ugly_Woman.wtf' Requesting permission to open filename 'plz_b_nice_2_me_n_insert_sumthin_gud_u_cheapskate.lol'."

*insert flashdrive*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 06:11:44 AM
you recive a formated flashdrive

( insertinv a virus into the machine)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 14, 2017, 06:21:58 AM
Receives message. "Virus detected. Opening anti-malware program 'puny_virus_must_die.rar.' Scan 100%. Virus Removal 100%. Systems Reboot starting in 3... 2... 1... System will not be operational for next 12.37 seconds while System reactivates. Thank you for your patience."

*inserts patience*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 14, 2017, 06:23:16 AM
reclived the virus

(inserting an inteligent invisible no detectable virus)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 14, 2017, 06:41:12 AM
Gains nuclear destruction  :P




Inserts a apple  ^_^
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 14, 2017, 06:00:29 PM
Receives an iFruit


Inserts a scone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 14, 2017, 06:17:02 PM
Receives a crumb




Inserts a entire town
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 15, 2017, 06:28:45 PM
Doesn't receive anything

Inserts rubber ducky
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 15, 2017, 07:41:34 PM
Receives a flooded bathroom


Inserts a flea
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 15, 2017, 08:00:36 PM
Receives cat.

*inserts a dank meme (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2e/2b/3b/2e2b3b2022cb19c6806300266305b551.jpg)*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 15, 2017, 08:34:01 PM
Receives less danky meme (https://youtu.be/0bOV4ExHPZY?t=1m21s) (Epilepsy warning!)

Inserts fog of war
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 15, 2017, 11:56:50 PM
Receives a Viper Probot

Inserts a  bowl of uncooked pasta  ^_^
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 16, 2017, 01:57:28 AM
Receives Gordon Ramsey telling you that the food is so uncooked that not even the Japanese would eat it.

*Inserts late 90's generic FPS PC game*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 16, 2017, 02:17:01 AM
recives Duke Nukem 3D

inserting the inner of my trashcan
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 16, 2017, 02:20:56 AM
Receives a recycled bottle

*Inserts a single nacho-flavored Dorito*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 16, 2017, 02:50:03 AM
recives a bottle of Sprite

(inserting the last eur i have)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 16, 2017, 04:37:14 AM
Receives a note reading  " thank you for your donation "   :P




Inserts a can of beans
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 16, 2017, 04:42:21 AM
recives bad smell

(inserts a clown)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 16, 2017, 05:07:25 AM
Receives a photo of Frank from LIS

*Inserts a prosthetic nose*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 16, 2017, 07:41:31 PM
Receives some one saying  " I got your nose "




Inserts sunglasses
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 16, 2017, 07:45:49 PM
Receives a signed photograph of Duke Nukem.

*Inserts a recipe for chocolate cake*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 16, 2017, 08:03:48 PM
Receives a bill from the fire department for saving your house from the kitchen fire

Inserts a rope
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 16, 2017, 08:35:37 PM
Receives a basket weaved from said rope.

*inserts an AA battery*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 17, 2017, 02:01:31 AM
Receives a robot with a bag of money


Inserts a destroyed planet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 17, 2017, 04:44:41 AM
receives an expired parking ticket

*inserts a mirror*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 17, 2017, 01:20:23 PM
Receives na tekcit gnikrap deripxe

Inserts your evil shadow with a cup of tea
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 17, 2017, 02:43:25 PM
Receives an evil ghost with high standards.

Inserts energy reactor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 17, 2017, 03:44:06 PM
Receives nuclear-disaster-reactor.


Inserts a thingamajig
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 17, 2017, 10:44:18 PM
Receives a random collection of gears




Inserts the dark side
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 18, 2017, 03:32:29 AM
receives a low electric bill

*inserts SCP-173*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 18, 2017, 06:59:05 AM
Gains a mirror


Inserts a random word
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 18, 2017, 10:32:28 PM
Receives a paper reading the next possible consecutive word in whichever language the word was from.

*inserts a silent film reel*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 19, 2017, 03:10:51 AM
Receives sample text




Inserts the sample text
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 19, 2017, 03:31:31 AM
Receives an incomplete YouTube video annotation.

*inserts thumbtack*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 19, 2017, 03:50:23 PM
Receives whopee cushion


Inserts a spear of Undyne
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 19, 2017, 05:32:46 PM
Receives a lancer droid


Inserts a empty backpack
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 20, 2017, 07:39:24 PM
Receives weigthless backpack
This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy.
Worth £58.


Inserts hopes and dreams
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Pyraff on January 20, 2017, 07:43:14 PM
Received a lollipop

Inserts a bagel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 20, 2017, 07:46:17 PM
Receives lasagne

Inserts anime transformation sequence!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Pyraff on January 20, 2017, 07:48:39 PM
receives punishment in the name of the moon!



Inserts a pointy stick
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 20, 2017, 07:54:05 PM
Receives a cat that behaves like a dog

Inserts used magic wand
Someone drained all the magic that was in it during their last and only magic trick.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 20, 2017, 10:08:44 PM
Receives      (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/3/31/RonBrokenWand.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110905143831)










Inserts a cold pizza
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 21, 2017, 10:59:24 AM
Receives ice cream with pizza flavour...?

Inserts cheap knockoff clogs.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 21, 2017, 08:38:18 PM
receives the illegal TM that teaches "Knock off".


Inserts infinite knowledge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 21, 2017, 10:06:14 PM
Receives  boredom


Inserts a drifting car
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 22, 2017, 01:57:29 PM
Receives scrapheap


inserts the boredom back
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 22, 2017, 06:33:59 PM
Receives a static television




Inserts dirt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 23, 2017, 02:07:12 AM
Receives a GIF:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/KasCkmc8Xu9l6/giphy.gif)

*inserts bag of fish*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 23, 2017, 03:32:21 AM
Receives a pack of hungry cats  X3




Inserts a  USB flash drive
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Pyraff on January 23, 2017, 05:15:04 AM
Receives the Flash!


Inserts a jar of sand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 23, 2017, 05:55:53 AM
Receives a pirate ship


Inserts graphics
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 23, 2017, 03:30:16 PM
Receives a pixel

Inserts an instruction manual with the title "feeding pets for dummies"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 23, 2017, 11:50:59 PM
Receives a real-life dummy! (now with pet-feeding action!)

*inserts the tip of an unsharpened pencil*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 24, 2017, 04:00:09 AM
Receives a pen


Inserts  Skype  with slow connection
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on January 24, 2017, 04:08:52 AM
receives a bill for slowing down the internet...






Inserts the "Key to the City"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 24, 2017, 06:47:43 AM
Receives a Riot   XD




Inserts insomnia
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 24, 2017, 02:36:57 PM
Receives magical pillow

Inserts interspecies relationship
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 24, 2017, 04:01:48 PM
Receives weird hybrids


Inserts "The magic of emptiness" by V. Oid
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 24, 2017, 10:52:31 PM
Receives "Fiddy Shades of Hay" by E. Quine

*inserts highschool essay*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 25, 2017, 04:06:53 AM
Gets a failing grade for seemingly no reason.

*Inserts a cloaking device*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 25, 2017, 12:48:50 PM
Receives a flashlight




Inserts Experimentation
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 25, 2017, 12:49:39 PM
Receives a politician that can't lie

Inserts an 8 am class
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 25, 2017, 12:59:30 PM
Receives tiredness

Inserts mars soil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 25, 2017, 02:04:13 PM
Receives Mars chocolate

Inserts a ghost
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 26, 2017, 12:59:03 AM
Receives residual ectoplasmic goo.

*inserts a Forum Thread (https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=28315.0)*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 26, 2017, 02:30:00 AM
Receives a uh oh . . . Loop


Inserts the colour red
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2017, 06:56:44 PM
Receives "Blue"

Inserts flavour texts
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 27, 2017, 07:19:40 PM
Receives ink with raspberry taste

Inserts trash can
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2017, 07:34:45 PM
Receives a note with a weird font: "That is the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time."


Inserts a blindfold
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 27, 2017, 07:46:39 PM
I don't know what came out, I couldn't see anything.

Inserts... something soft.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2017, 07:49:38 PM
Receives industrial diamond


Inserts light bulb
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 27, 2017, 07:59:37 PM
Receives someoone who's not the brightest.

Inserts negative gravity.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2017, 08:01:43 PM
Receives a box with a yellow arrow on it. Gravity is pointing in the arrow direction. Have fun!


Inserts King Kong
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 27, 2017, 08:08:53 PM
Receives Donkey Kong

Inserts cat donut
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on January 27, 2017, 08:11:39 PM
Receives a hot dog.  ;)


Inserts a dollar bill.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2017, 08:17:00 PM
Receives a note: "Only $543 more and you paid off your debt."


Inserts taxes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on January 27, 2017, 08:19:54 PM
  Receives Donald Trumps bills.


Inserts a check for $543
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2017, 08:25:53 PM
Receives another note: "Oops... Miscalculation. The debt was still $5,430, not $543."


*punches the machine, hoping something comes out without putting something in*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 27, 2017, 08:34:46 PM
Receives Seelkadoom. Have fun :D

Inserts wheelchair
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2017, 08:59:13 PM
Receives anvil on the foot


Inserts kaboominite
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 27, 2017, 09:02:25 PM
Receives drill in your face

Inserts goddess
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2017, 09:23:02 PM
Receives halo


Inserts stories
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 27, 2017, 09:26:27 PM
Receives paper version of yourself

Inserts time gear
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2017, 09:47:00 PM
Receives space cog


Inserts mirages
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 27, 2017, 10:17:55 PM
Receives an oasis

*Inserts my lucky baseball*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 27, 2017, 10:22:06 PM
Receives it in the Twilight zone  o.O

Inserts a grey apple
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on January 27, 2017, 11:03:06 PM
Recieves a Shiny Eevee

Puts in a mask
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 29, 2017, 01:50:42 AM
Receives an idea  X3




Inserts information
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on January 29, 2017, 05:26:36 AM
Receives unrevised hypothesis

*Inserts SpongeBob*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 29, 2017, 01:54:59 PM
Receives a yellow, absorbent and porous cookie


Inserts $5
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 29, 2017, 03:59:37 PM
Receives lotto ticket.

Inserts empty turtle shell.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 29, 2017, 05:48:05 PM
Receives a missing turtles report


Inserts a porpoise
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 29, 2017, 06:13:21 PM
Receives Squid


Inserts a smudged up eraser
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 30, 2017, 10:44:28 AM
Receives empty pen

Inserts a waterfall
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 11:01:23 AM
recives a glass of juice

inserts my  avatar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 30, 2017, 11:11:32 AM
Receives children freaking out

Inserts this
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Triple_b594fd_975789.jpg)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 11:31:18 AM
recived  an eevee

inserts a forum signature
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 30, 2017, 02:33:58 PM
Receives gratuitous self-promotion


Inserts some YoutTube clickbait
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 03:00:12 PM
recives facebook clickbait

inserts a copy of windows 10
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 30, 2017, 03:27:17 PM
Receives a missing persons report for Windows 9


Inserts Walt Disney
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 03:30:58 PM
recives an evil dictator

insert my dirty underwear
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 30, 2017, 03:35:37 PM
Receives a new vending machine in Japan.


Inserts $20
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 03:36:57 PM
recives 10 Dollar

inserts a vending Machine!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 30, 2017, 03:39:33 PM
Receives a xenomorph reproductive handbook


Inserts a miniature haunted house
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 03:41:00 PM
the vending machine explodes as she tried to make a big haunted house out of the small one

inserted my game
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 30, 2017, 03:54:43 PM
Receives piles of cash and critical acclaim




Inserts obsessive fans
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 03:56:27 PM
recived McGuyver

inserts a rotten cake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 30, 2017, 04:04:06 PM
Receives maggots


Inserts a postcard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 04:06:52 PM
recives another postcard from someone

inserts a chocolate coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 30, 2017, 04:07:43 PM
Receives a decease and desist letter from the EPA

Inserts a wall
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 04:11:12 PM
recives turok the dinosaur hunter

inserts a bar of mars
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 30, 2017, 04:14:33 PM
Receives a bolt of lightning coming at your face

Inserts a hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 30, 2017, 04:32:39 PM
Receives a scarf


Inserts a piggy bank
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 30, 2017, 04:33:50 PM
Receives a Moon Moon meme

Inserts said meme
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 04:47:27 PM
recives a turok meme

inserts meat eating bacterias
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 30, 2017, 05:19:48 PM
Receives a vegan mushroom


Inserts a two-headed snake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 05:21:02 PM
recives 2 one headed snakes

inserts a vegan human
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 30, 2017, 05:34:11 PM
Receives PETA bread


Inserts a terrible pun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 30, 2017, 05:43:16 PM
recives nothing machine is broken

inserts a super mario coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 30, 2017, 06:37:50 PM
Receives Rayman ting

Inserts a magic potion
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on January 30, 2017, 08:10:03 PM
Receives Magic Moka, who steals your art supplies and runs off.


Insert potato with googly eyes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 30, 2017, 08:48:13 PM
Receives trollface

Inserts sticky syrup jar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 31, 2017, 12:51:45 AM
Receives Soap


Inserts yourself?
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 31, 2017, 06:49:53 AM
Receives a turnip

Inserts a penny
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 31, 2017, 07:13:39 AM
recives a bended penny

inserts his trash
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 31, 2017, 02:37:31 PM
Receives the Danny Divito  XP




Inserts a laugh
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 31, 2017, 02:44:13 PM
Receives fake teeth

Inserts difficult math equation
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 31, 2017, 03:01:36 PM
Receives a sleepless night












Inserts
(https://billydunleavy.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/earthstoodstill2.jpg)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 31, 2017, 03:04:33 PM
Receives Star Wars.

Inserts Van Gogh
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on January 31, 2017, 04:19:29 PM
recives a picasso

inserts a toilet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 01, 2017, 12:35:57 AM
Receives a line


Inserts blue fur
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on February 01, 2017, 08:10:07 AM
recives a handbag

inserts Darth vader
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on February 01, 2017, 04:09:10 PM
Receives a Mandalorian standing over the now dead Vader

Insert a crayon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on February 01, 2017, 04:18:22 PM
receives a rainbow


inserts the melted remains of the now dead Vader
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on February 01, 2017, 04:46:38 PM
recives a snes with all starwars titles

inserts pudding
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on February 01, 2017, 04:49:04 PM
receives curdled pudding (no refrigeration..)  blech


Inserts the souls of the inoocent
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on February 01, 2017, 04:55:08 PM
recives the soul of pruly evil

inserts that evil soul
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on February 01, 2017, 04:57:17 PM
receives a candybar containing all the evil in the universe, trying to decide whether to eat it or not...




inserts Whoopie Goldburg and Oprah Whitney
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on February 01, 2017, 05:05:32 PM
Receives the White-Gold concordat.






Inserts marble cake.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on February 01, 2017, 05:11:15 PM
recives vanilla cake

inserts obama
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on February 01, 2017, 05:12:27 PM
receives nothing.....  XD




inserts a bright, sunny, but bitterly cold morning
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 01, 2017, 05:13:49 PM
Recieves a incoming star


Inserts a solar eclipse
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on February 01, 2017, 05:14:23 PM
recives aurora bolearis

inserts chewing gum
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 01, 2017, 09:23:28 PM
Receives clay




Inserts scribbles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on February 01, 2017, 09:59:13 PM
recives a MISSINGN0

inserts Pokemon yellow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on February 01, 2017, 10:02:31 PM
Receives easy victory

Inserts poorly made fanart
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on February 01, 2017, 10:22:51 PM
recives my game

inserts a fart
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 01, 2017, 10:33:01 PM
Receives a fainted fur

Inserts a boop on the nose
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on February 01, 2017, 10:34:04 PM
recives pain

inserts episoded of sliders
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 02, 2017, 12:04:58 AM
Receives a park


Inserts a drama scene
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 02, 2017, 02:56:41 AM
Receives a physical letter




Inserts a dream and a cup of water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on February 02, 2017, 04:55:09 AM
receives a dream of summer boating


inserts an eagle feather
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on February 02, 2017, 10:56:46 AM
Recieves Kuro

Inserts badger
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuexline on February 02, 2017, 11:36:41 AM
recives david hasselhoff

inserts chuck norris
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 02, 2017, 01:32:59 PM
Receives Bruce Lee

Inserts a 3ds
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 03, 2017, 03:19:43 PM
Receives DSlite.


Inserts light bulb
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on February 03, 2017, 03:24:38 PM
Receives black light

Inserts purple moon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 03, 2017, 03:36:31 PM
Receives Luigi's Mansion 2


Inserts epic speeds
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on February 03, 2017, 03:39:01 PM
quickly receives tripple esspresso



Inserts black and white tv
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 03, 2017, 03:40:55 PM
Receives ancient radio


Inserts nasty garlic
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 03, 2017, 03:47:48 PM
Recieves " Quality " spaghetti






Inserts a cheif
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 03, 2017, 03:49:42 PM
Gets a free cooking lesson from Undyne


Inserts Undertale references
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on February 04, 2017, 03:37:11 PM
Receives obscure soundtrack remixes.

*inserts teenage angst*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 04, 2017, 11:24:47 PM
Receives the rebellion




Inserts a tab key
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on February 05, 2017, 05:06:21 AM
                Receives an indentation.
*inserts magical unicorn dust*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on February 05, 2017, 05:23:53 AM
Receives LSD

Inserts pain
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 05, 2017, 07:09:21 AM
Gains Darkness


Inserts two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 07, 2017, 06:42:00 PM
Receives 999674545soda

Inserts huge text
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on February 07, 2017, 06:47:43 PM
receives tiny text

*inserts generic anime*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on February 07, 2017, 06:51:13 PM
Receives Tom and Jerry with swords.

Inserts rubber ducky
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 07, 2017, 07:06:30 PM
Receives bathtub


Inserts tank
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on February 07, 2017, 07:29:56 PM
Receives the 3rd reich.

*inserts the internet*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 07, 2017, 08:23:33 PM
Receives cat photos and loneliness


Inserts tank:
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/jEfLG.jpg)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 07, 2017, 10:40:56 PM
Receives  (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Large_bonfire.jpg)




Inserts a stale meme
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Blue Fox on February 08, 2017, 04:06:53 AM
Receives a juicy dank meme.

*inserts a rare foil Pepe*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 08, 2017, 06:39:46 AM
Receives a internet yell


Inserts yelling
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on February 08, 2017, 02:19:35 PM
receives Kanye West 'Music'




inserts 5 yards of blue and purple fake fur
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 08, 2017, 03:02:31 PM
Recieves a pillow




Inserts a broken phone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on February 08, 2017, 03:09:30 PM
Receives expensive quote for repairs


Inserts Budget
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 08, 2017, 03:24:46 PM
Receives a small loan one


Inserts a vision from the future of the past
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on February 08, 2017, 09:23:04 PM
Receives a vision of what you're doing right now. How interesting.

Inserts valentine card
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on February 08, 2017, 10:01:54 PM
Receive and actual heart that is still beating.


Insert a bucket of paint.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 08, 2017, 10:03:22 PM
Receives Life




Inserts a crab
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Tina on February 08, 2017, 10:06:23 PM
Receives an anthro crab who promptly steals your wallet and takes it to the Krusty Crab.


Insert a red pill and a blue pill.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 08, 2017, 10:10:20 PM
Receives a prison sentence


Inserts the Donkey Kong Rap
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Pyraff on February 11, 2017, 06:12:50 AM
receives a golden banana


inserts a banana coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 11, 2017, 06:50:37 PM
Receives a apple token


Inserts tail fur
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on February 12, 2017, 06:03:20 AM
Recieves Marble Schmarble


Inserts Vanoss
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 12, 2017, 06:31:48 AM
Receives video




Inserts a hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on February 12, 2017, 06:42:18 AM
Recieves Fedora


Inserts a Calling card
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 12, 2017, 06:43:34 AM
Receives death and a crime scene


Inserts a nice hug  ^_^
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 12, 2017, 02:18:28 PM
Receives the plants vs. zombies cactus.
Will you hug its spiny body?


Inserts computer world
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 12, 2017, 08:02:03 PM
Views a broken Vr headset




Inserts the 9th item on this prestigious menu of double quantity, the 9th item but with greater mass, the 6th item containing additional dipping condiments, the 7th item, the 45th item of double quantity whilst one of them contains additional amounts of a lactose dairy product, and a carbonated beverage of a grandiose size.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on February 13, 2017, 11:59:46 AM
Receives Chinese all-you-can-eat restaurant

Inserts moonlight melody
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 13, 2017, 01:19:53 PM
Receives a movie with no speech


Inserts frozen plants
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 20, 2017, 07:02:25 PM
Receives firewood


Inserts neon light
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 20, 2017, 07:06:13 PM
Receives a neon wolf




Inserts a roof
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 20, 2017, 07:39:26 PM
receives SHIN-gles


Inserts bad skeleton puns
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 20, 2017, 10:30:34 PM
Receives silence


Inserts three sea shell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on February 21, 2017, 12:54:24 PM
Receives swimming Koopa Troopa

Inserts a moon made out of cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 21, 2017, 12:57:29 PM
Receives odd oceans and a broken moon




Inserts a dancing green kitten who is really a wolf in disguised that is working for a fox order that is under a all mighty living rock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 25, 2017, 09:10:00 AM
Receives illusions


Inserts way too complicated, way too long and way too boring computer code
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 25, 2017, 04:24:11 PM
Inserts a skeleton with hands on the keyboard




Receives a flying car
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 26, 2017, 02:54:53 PM
(I'm pretty sure you confused insert and receive there)
Receives fighter


Inserts plasma
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 26, 2017, 04:05:00 PM
( yea I did, my bad )


Receives a Aurora




Inserts a talking "mime"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 26, 2017, 04:38:09 PM
Receives not-so-mime-playing mime player


Inserts truth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 26, 2017, 04:48:47 PM
Receives salt






Inserts a button
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 26, 2017, 04:52:30 PM
Receives switch


Inserts note:
"I don't know!"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 27, 2017, 05:03:50 AM
Receives a block of foam with " okay " scratched into it


Inserts a instruction book for dancing
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 27, 2017, 07:12:21 PM
Receives Line dancing VHS tape.


Inserts a WiFi modem.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 27, 2017, 07:57:23 PM
Receives a placebo


Inserts a dancing tree
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 27, 2017, 08:31:55 PM
Receives skilled tree


Inserts stuff only I can know
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on February 27, 2017, 08:45:05 PM
Receives something so mysterious not even the machine knows what it just gave you.

Inserts chocolate coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 27, 2017, 08:49:33 PM
Receives drop of water


Inserts most uninteresting thing in this universe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 27, 2017, 11:02:28 PM
Receives nothing


Inserts butter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 07, 2017, 10:53:32 PM
Gets toast.

Inserts Iced Tea, followed by law, then order, and finally a certain TV Channel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 08, 2017, 12:44:10 PM
Receives a unexpected action sequence!


Inserts a cure to everything.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 08, 2017, 03:55:13 PM
Receives a basic set to practise acupuncture on cars and other four-wheeled vehicles.

Inserts a safe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 08, 2017, 03:59:31 PM
Receives your cartoon robbe


Inserts tv
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 08, 2017, 06:41:13 PM
Gets 500 channels of nothing to watch.

*Inserts Deodorant stick*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 08, 2017, 07:26:16 PM
Receives a bowl of sweat




Inserts a can of brain
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 08, 2017, 08:06:12 PM
Gets Grandpa's Brain Tonic.

*inserts empty can of Pepsi*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 08, 2017, 08:07:12 PM
Receives pepsiman's grave  x_x




Inserts pepsi in a coke glass
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 08, 2017, 08:08:42 PM
Receives a burp.

Inserts 5 minutes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 08, 2017, 09:01:30 PM
Gets 10 seconds.

Inserts Klingon Bird-of-Prey.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 08, 2017, 09:06:47 PM
Receives a disruptor cannon




Inserts a biplane
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 08, 2017, 11:00:20 PM
Gets a Spitfire.

Inserts Panzer Tank.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 08, 2017, 11:05:07 PM
Receives an SU 152




Inserts a broken shovel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 08, 2017, 11:57:48 PM
Gets a Garden Shovel.

Inserts Steel War Axe.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 09, 2017, 12:00:01 AM
Receives a ripped leprechaun


Inserts HMS Hood
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 09, 2017, 12:05:17 AM
Gets the UACS Iron Regent (Flagship of the United Alliance Coalition).

Inserts DMCS Dragon's Rage (Flagship of the Dragon'taan Marauder Corps).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 09, 2017, 12:07:06 AM
Receives a row boat




Inserts a prediction
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 12, 2017, 03:31:18 PM
Receives history book


Inserts dihydrogenmono-oxide
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 12, 2017, 03:34:16 PM
Receives misinformation




Inserts a clay tablet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 12, 2017, 03:52:44 PM
Receives (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/undertale/images/c/c6/Papyrus_sprite.png/revision/latest?cb=20160309074741)


Inserts terrible image jokes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 12, 2017, 03:53:42 PM
Receives a cricket


Inserts skeleton. . .
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 12, 2017, 04:03:42 PM
receives a nerve system
(I have nerve, don't I? XP )



Inserts terrible word jokes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 12, 2017, 04:05:44 PM
Receives an angry crowd with pitchforks  XD




Inserts a broken table
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 12, 2017, 04:14:22 PM
Receives energy spear


Inserts worst cooking lesson ever
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 12, 2017, 04:18:35 PM
Receives the loss of a star


Inserts pizza
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 12, 2017, 04:21:50 PM
Receives spaghetti


Inserts spaghetti fan
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 12, 2017, 06:02:36 PM
Receives a battle with pizza fans


Inserts a glowing keyboard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 14, 2017, 06:17:09 PM
Receives nuclear waste


Inserts the art of patience
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 14, 2017, 06:19:12 PM
Receives "The Nightwatch"

Inserts holy soda
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 14, 2017, 06:48:22 PM
Receives unholy tea


Inserts "undistilled" dragon water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 14, 2017, 07:57:55 PM
Receives a cup of  purple stuff




Inserts a tomb
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 14, 2017, 07:58:47 PM
Receives sacrophagus


Inserts line of computer code
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 14, 2017, 08:04:06 PM
Receives a error screen




Inserts dance?
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 14, 2017, 08:06:01 PM
Receives worst dance ever


Inserts "the matpat"
(it's a sexy dance move but I have no idea what it looks like)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 16, 2017, 04:03:33 AM
Gains confusion






Inserts a error message
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 19, 2017, 05:08:42 PM
You got a "Windows Blue Screen"

Inserts house keys
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 23, 2017, 01:39:29 AM
Gets car keys.

Inserts Installation 00 (Halo fans will get this).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 23, 2017, 01:44:02 AM
Gains a Halo Array




Inserts a blue key
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 23, 2017, 04:18:37 PM
Receives the "key to my heart".


Inserts electrons
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 23, 2017, 04:19:52 PM
Recieves a S


Inserts wooden phone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 23, 2017, 04:31:29 PM
Receives the completely useless "nophone"
(https://blogs-images.forbes.com/janetwburns/files/2016/04/nophone-cover1.jpg?width=960)


Inserts dash attack
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 23, 2017, 04:56:11 PM
Gains a ramp


Inserts tiki
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 24, 2017, 01:49:48 AM
Gets a totem.

Inserts the Sith Code:

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion;
Through passion, I gain strength;
Through strength, I gain power;
Through power, I gain victory;
Through victory, my chains are broken;
The Force shall free me."
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 24, 2017, 01:56:38 AM
Receives this rhyme


Ba'jur, beskar'gam,
Ara'nov, aliit,
Mando'a bal Mand'alor--
An vencuyan mhi





Inserts the 501st journal (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOq1Tg-Jdw)


Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 24, 2017, 02:03:08 AM
Gets a war-weary clone commander who rapidly grew dissatisfied with the Empire's army. God knows what ever became of him.

Seriously, does anyone know?

Anyway, inserts the Jedi Code:

"There is no emotion, there is peace;
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge;
There is no passion, there is serenity;
There is no chaos, there is harmony;
There is no death, there is the Force."

(Try and guess what I'll put in next XD )
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 24, 2017, 02:07:00 AM
Receives a dissatisfied Wilhuff Tarkin


( gee I wonder  XP )




Inserts the Zann Consortium
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 24, 2017, 02:14:38 AM
Gets an irritated Admiral Thrawn. (I assume you know Thrawn knew the Zann Consortium's leader, Tyber Zann?)

Inserts the code of the Dragon'taan Crusaders, taught by General Draco Bellator and Darth Faasnu:

"Passion and Serenity are one,
I gain power by understanding both;
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light;
The Force is united within me."
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 24, 2017, 02:23:55 AM
Receives . . .  ehhh,  me trying to think of something that I either don't know or remember  XD




Inserts Gray Jedi Code!  ^_^


"There must be both dark and light, I will do what I must to keep the balance, as the balance is what holds all life. There is no good without evil, but evil must not be allowed to flourish. There is passion, yet peace; serenity, yet emotion chaos, yet order. I am a wielder of the flame; a champion of balance. I am a guardian of life. I am a Gray Jedi. "
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 24, 2017, 02:34:34 AM
(Did you make that up, or is that an actual part of Star Wars lore?)

Receives prospects for an alliance with the Dragon'taan Marauder Corps!

Inserts aid package from the Tal Shiar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 24, 2017, 02:39:12 AM
( Gray Jedi are in star wars lore  ^_^  )




Gets a bomb.




Inserts a TIE Interdictor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 24, 2017, 02:46:12 AM
(I meant the code you posted. I knew Gray Jedi were a part of star wars lore; where did you find their code? Or did you make that up?)

Gets a TIE Defender.

Inserts Alpha-class XG-1 Star Wing Assault Gunboat.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 24, 2017, 02:54:10 AM
( hehe oh wait, I mixed them up.  That isn't the code, that was just Leor Danal reciting the basis of the code. The code is actually just


" Flowing through all, there is balance
There is no peace without a passion to create
There is no passion without peace to guide
Knowledge stagnates without strength to act
Power blinds without the serenity to see
There is freedom in life
There is purpose in death
The Force is all things and I am the Force "


Gets a Lambda-class T-4a Shutter




Inserts a bucket of bolts
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 24, 2017, 03:16:51 AM
Gets the Millennium Falcon.

(See what I did there?)

Inserts Interdictor Cruiser, Harrower Star Destroyer, Victory Star Destroyer, and Imperator Star Destroyer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 24, 2017, 03:20:31 AM
( I certainly do  XD )




Receives a Eclipse-class dreadnought




Inserts Death troopers   ( star wars zombie novel or  elite stromtrooper unit, up to you  X3 )
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 24, 2017, 03:58:36 AM
(lol... I didn't expect you to know this, but what I put in was the four chassis that the DMC used to create the Predator-class Star Battleship, the first of it's kind being the flagship of General K'torr and his entourage, the DMCS Iron Regent.)

Gets an idiotic, arrogant Imperial Director who discovers too late he got screwed by his architect.

XD I still laugh at that.

Inserts Trevor Phillips.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 24, 2017, 03:21:12 PM
(quick Google later)
Receives a dozen of stolen cars


Inserts laser shots
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 24, 2017, 03:39:47 PM
Gets a TIE Fighter.

Inserts Imperial Star Destroyer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 24, 2017, 03:42:58 PM
Gains a MC90 Star Cruiser




Inserts order 37
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 24, 2017, 04:01:49 PM
Gets Order 65.

Inserts Darth Sidious.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 24, 2017, 04:08:44 PM
Gets a brief come back in new body then a swift fall.




Inserts a Royal guard




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 24, 2017, 04:16:17 PM
Receives the order "All humans must die!"


Inserts crossbow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 24, 2017, 04:30:18 PM
Gets a sad long bow




Inserts a white shirt






Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 24, 2017, 04:32:11 PM
receives black sweater


Inserts gravity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 24, 2017, 04:40:22 PM
Receives broke legs




Inserts radiation 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 25, 2017, 12:53:50 AM
Gets Fallout.

Inserts Dark Trooper Project.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 25, 2017, 02:53:12 AM
Receives Arc Hammer




Inserts Shawken Device  (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Shawken_Device)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 25, 2017, 02:59:38 AM
Gets a note saying "WTF was that?"

Inserts Ulysses. And not Ulysses S. Grant, I'm referring to a character who named himself after him. Fallout: New Vegas players will understand.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on March 25, 2017, 03:00:25 AM
A nuke, you get a nuke.


I insert my reputation I have on this forum
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 01:56:21 PM
Receives biggest Belgium fan on the planet


Inserts invisibility
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 01:57:21 PM
Gains a watch






Inserts Super Mario Brothers 64
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 02:17:58 PM
Receives Infinite Staircase


Inserts the meaning of life
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 02:23:11 PM
Gains shrugging shoulders




Inserts the colour green
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 02:27:57 PM
Receives sky blue


Inserts the question "what is evil?"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 02:30:50 PM
Receives a answer  " What ever you think it is "




Inserts a survey
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 02:35:49 PM
Receives 1,000 answers to the same question


Inserts reality
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 02:38:39 PM
Receives a video game




Inserts vimeo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 02:41:38 PM
YouTube.


Inserts video's of complete morons
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 02:49:37 PM
Receives that youtube money



Inserts a viral video
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 02:51:18 PM
Receives removed video


Inserts nobody
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 02:53:08 PM
Receives  "                                  "




Inserts all currency




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 02:54:17 PM
Receives a note:
"I just stole all your money! Thank you for the donation!"


Inserts hard hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 02:58:29 PM
Receives a top hat


Inserts Whomp's Fortress
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 03:00:09 PM
Receives King Whomp


Inserts stepping stone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 03:01:13 PM
Gets lava




Inserts boarder
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 03:02:18 PM
Receives snowboard


Inserts the end of the world
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 03:04:00 PM
Receives someone yelling  " Get the camera, gotta put this on youtube "




Inserts a chain chomp
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 03:08:59 PM
Receives bullet bill


Inserts hunger
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 03:10:28 PM
Gains a near death experience




Inserts a jumping bean
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 03:12:42 PM
Receives a dancing bean


Inserts potion of pointlessness
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 03:14:06 PM
Gets a person who is on a mission






Inserts a glitch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 03:17:29 PM
Receives bug


Inserts all that appears good and holy but is bad and evil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 03:20:34 PM
Gains too many things.


Inserts Princess's Secret Slide
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 03:23:29 PM
a note: "PSS, you are not getting a slide in your house."


Inserts pie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 03:26:01 PM
Receives the true lie!  Thanks princess peach


Inserts those " raving critics "
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 03:29:20 PM
Receives people who can only complain


Inserts apple
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 03:32:09 PM
Gets your self a orange




Inserts yoshi
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 26, 2017, 03:33:58 PM
Receives long tongue


Inserts snake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 03:37:14 PM
Gets a mongoose




Inserts a bootleg pokemon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 26, 2017, 11:47:29 PM
Gets arrested by Interpol.

Inserts Coffee.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 26, 2017, 11:56:06 PM
Receives a bowl of beans




Inserts a random website
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on March 27, 2017, 12:11:04 PM
Receives spaghetti code.


Inserts a banana peel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 27, 2017, 01:39:43 PM
Receives generic comedy

Inserts flower dress
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 27, 2017, 01:41:24 PM
Gets a watering pot hat




Inserts all the felines and canines
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 27, 2017, 02:01:15 PM
Gets Cats & Dogs on DVD.

Inserts Cheesecake.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 27, 2017, 02:02:53 PM
Gains the empty pan




Inserts ye old legend
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 27, 2017, 02:06:06 PM
Gets a suit of gleaming armor.

Inserts a love of Dragons (like Saphira).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 28, 2017, 03:07:58 PM
Receives a dragon that has a crush on you


Inserts a psychologically damaged spinash-egg pie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on March 28, 2017, 06:16:26 PM
(I would be flattered if that happened XD )

Gets a note that says "You are disturbed. Seek counseling."

Inserts Burt Gummer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 01, 2017, 06:24:24 AM
Receives sand


Inserts hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 02, 2017, 01:39:06 PM
receives cap


Inserts meowing cows
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 02, 2017, 02:17:19 PM
Receives Anime cow




Inserts agent fox
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 03, 2017, 02:30:31 PM
Receives the Spy Fox game series for young kids


Inserts "NOPE."
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 03, 2017, 02:36:59 PM
Receives a floating hard hat


Inserts a cone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 03, 2017, 02:40:36 PM
Receives traffic jam


Inserts crazy pancake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 03, 2017, 02:43:10 PM
Gets a blob


Inserts a mop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 03, 2017, 02:45:52 PM
Receives a very wet floor


Inserts magical fairy dust
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 03, 2017, 02:50:22 PM
Receives butter dust!


Inserts tacos
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 03, 2017, 02:53:52 PM
Receives wraps


Inserts that thing you're almost sure about what it is, but isn't.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 04, 2017, 04:33:57 AM
Receives random thoughts


Inserts puffy food
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 05, 2017, 03:01:43 PM
Receives cotton candy

Inserts greek yogurt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 05, 2017, 03:09:18 PM
Receives berries




Inserts flood
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 08, 2017, 06:00:22 AM
Receives Anakin with an addiction to sand

Inserts a lightsaber
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 08, 2017, 07:50:37 AM
Receives a Vibrosword


Inserts a comic book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on April 08, 2017, 10:57:05 AM
Recieves nerd

Inserts tupperware container full of lemon peppers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 08, 2017, 05:37:51 PM
Receives a Serving of grilled trout seasoned lightly with lemon pepper and garnished with a lemon and parsley leaf.

Inserts the high check the Waitstaff gave you
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on April 10, 2017, 05:44:02 AM
Receives the amount in pennies

Inserts cake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 10, 2017, 05:48:05 AM
Receives 2007


Inserts a circle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 10, 2017, 04:37:50 PM
receives dodecagon
(A 12-corner for all you nonscientific folks)


Inserts something which is exactly that what you expect it to be, but is too straightforward for you to even consider that option.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on April 10, 2017, 05:45:36 PM
Receives a long, long, straight road.

Inserts purple mushroom.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 10, 2017, 06:03:30 PM
Gets poison.


Inserts a vacuum cleaner.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 10, 2017, 07:22:53 PM
Gains Luigi's mansion


Inserts outlet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 10, 2017, 07:27:46 PM
Receives tons of never-worn clothing.


Inserts a 101% normal bed.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 10, 2017, 09:10:42 PM
Receives a trap


Inserts a bear trap
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 11, 2017, 06:00:30 PM
Rcivs a bar.

Insrts kyboard...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 11, 2017, 06:05:56 PM
Receives a repair kit


Inserts a test
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 11, 2017, 06:11:33 PM
Receives a grade

Inserts short shorts
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 12, 2017, 03:27:56 PM
Receives shorts that are so ridiculously short you can't even see them.


Inserts pudding.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 12, 2017, 04:43:39 PM
Receives jello

Inserts all the doggy treats
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 12, 2017, 05:11:46 PM
Recieves empty bowl :3


Inserts a can of peas
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 12, 2017, 06:39:25 PM
Receives a potato


Inserts metal and magic
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 15, 2017, 01:30:30 AM
Receives a metal ward




Inserts wasp
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 15, 2017, 03:05:41 AM
Receives Bee Movie script

Inserts jury duty
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 15, 2017, 09:42:34 PM
Receives headache


Inserts a footprint
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 16, 2017, 03:01:37 AM
Receives "Jinkies!"

Inserts Shaggy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 16, 2017, 06:06:39 AM
Inserts (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F4iLn77nIGk/hqdefault.jpg)




Receives the colour orange


( darn just realize I did it backwards, oh well  XD )
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 16, 2017, 06:17:17 AM
Receives "The Last Jedi" honest trailer

Inserts glass figurine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 16, 2017, 08:55:06 AM
Receives shards of glass.

Inserts voice...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 16, 2017, 09:42:35 AM
Receives four blind judges

Inserts high levels of anxiety
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 17, 2017, 05:14:21 AM
Receives no sleep


Inserts breathing
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 18, 2017, 03:37:32 PM
Receives awkward silence...


Inserts chicken nuggets
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 18, 2017, 03:38:50 PM
Gets chicken tenders


Inserts sloth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 18, 2017, 03:46:56 PM
r e c e i v e s... v e r y... s l o w... m e s s a g e.


But. BUT! I inserted a "but".
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 18, 2017, 04:05:01 PM
Gets an objection




Inserts a spook
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 18, 2017, 04:39:40 PM
receives ghost


Inserts Mr. spider
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 18, 2017, 04:54:45 PM
Gets a tea cup dancing spider


Inserts hydrogen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 18, 2017, 04:56:23 PM
Receives helium


Inserts Ms. Arachnid
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 19, 2017, 12:07:00 AM
Gets Arachnid Jr.

Inserts arrogant Super-Sayian.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 19, 2017, 07:32:17 PM
Gets Yellow Dye


Inserts Absol



Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 19, 2017, 08:47:14 PM
Receives Wynaut.

Inserts the letter G...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 20, 2017, 12:55:30 AM
Gets the letter H.

Inserts mystery box.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on April 20, 2017, 04:50:50 AM
Gets a Ray Gun.


Inserts a Chimera.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 20, 2017, 04:19:01 PM
Receives a lion, a goat and a snake.

Inserts Salakar Crocoli...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 20, 2017, 04:20:39 PM
Receives Broccoli  :P




Inserts a canvas
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 20, 2017, 04:30:03 PM
Receives The an accurate forgery of The Mona Lisa.

Inserts nose...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 20, 2017, 07:21:11 PM
Gets a different nose.

Inserts Ace Ventura.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 21, 2017, 03:45:34 AM
Receives Bruce Almighty

Inserts graham crackers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 21, 2017, 10:04:16 AM
Gets snores




Inserts fuel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 21, 2017, 01:31:48 PM
Gets a Random Vehicle.

Inserts Vor'cha-class Attack Cruiser.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 21, 2017, 03:09:10 PM
 receives unlocked achievement

Inserts elephant
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 21, 2017, 03:11:56 PM
Gets (http://www.militaryfactory.com/armor/imgs/sdkfz-184-ferdinand-elefant.jpg)






Inserts yourself




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Josh on April 21, 2017, 03:39:55 PM
Gets pregnant

Inserts 5 shmennies
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 21, 2017, 05:29:04 PM
Receives 1 shmickle

Inserts Robocop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 24, 2017, 07:16:34 AM
Gets a high tech vending machine




Inserts Aku
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 24, 2017, 09:04:12 AM
Receives "zjt"


Inserts gibberish
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 24, 2017, 10:08:01 AM
Receives Huyhohgbfnavhasudfhghujijfuhdhjnifduhdfjejidufhsb. That probably means something in Welsh.

Inserts an apostrophe...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 24, 2017, 11:33:03 AM
Gets ,




Inserts a cord
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 24, 2017, 02:32:11 PM
Receives electrical shock

Inserts the hypothetical
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 24, 2017, 04:02:19 PM
Receives the book "What if? Serious scientific answers to absurd hypothetical questions".


Inserts the willpower to do it all
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 25, 2017, 08:59:20 PM
Gets an achievement for doing something awesome. Even has it recorded for posterity.

Inserts The Dominion War.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 26, 2017, 01:23:19 PM
Receives the Extinction.



Inserts Leviathans
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 26, 2017, 01:53:24 PM
Gets the Leviathan... Saul Karath's flagship.

Inserts Imperial Star Destroyer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 26, 2017, 02:04:31 PM
Receives LEGO model of said ship


Inserts rock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 26, 2017, 03:01:47 PM
Receives pebble

Inserts Mary Love...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 26, 2017, 03:15:24 PM
Gets charged with Murder.

Inserts Keldabe-class Battleship.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 27, 2017, 08:37:16 AM
(lol good one Romulan) XD


Receives spare parts


Inserts sand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 27, 2017, 10:00:32 AM
Receives a beach.

Inserts a slice of pie...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 27, 2017, 11:29:17 AM
Gets empty plate




Inserts a rubber mat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 27, 2017, 12:32:44 PM
Receives 4 pieces of rubber mat.

Inserts the USA...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 27, 2017, 03:18:54 PM
Gets the USSR.

Inserts the origin behind the call-sign "Rogue One".
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 28, 2017, 09:17:07 AM
Receives rainbows and sunshine.


Inserts a huge battleship named 'OVERLIGHT'.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on April 28, 2017, 09:55:14 AM
Recieves battleships boardgame.


inserts bee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 28, 2017, 10:00:29 AM
Receives a wasp.

Inserts a leaf...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 28, 2017, 10:11:24 AM
receives acorn


Inserts huge lava monster looking like a scorpion
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 28, 2017, 12:26:08 PM
Breaks the vending machine, thus receiving everything inside it.

Inserts vending machine...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 28, 2017, 12:42:21 PM
Receives a paradox that destroys the machine.

Inserts Tector-class Star Destroyer when new machine arrives.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on April 28, 2017, 12:43:30 PM
Recieves Star Wars fanfiction


Inserts used napkin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 28, 2017, 12:45:44 PM
Receives a half cleaned mess




Inserts time limit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 28, 2017, 12:46:33 PM
Gets late for work.

Inserts Lord-Admiral Markus Tokarev.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on April 28, 2017, 12:51:24 PM
Recieves angry lego figure


Inserts pebbles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 28, 2017, 01:03:38 PM
Gains fruit




Inserts a blue flame
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 28, 2017, 01:19:09 PM
Gets a red flame.

Inserts Plasma Burn.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 28, 2017, 01:21:06 PM
Gets missing limb




Inserts Royal guard




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 28, 2017, 01:32:27 PM
Gets a psychotic, sociopathic, manipulative, self-centered emperor who gets thrown down a reactor shaft (and subsequently blown up with his planet years later BY HIS OWN WEAPON, no less) because he was too stupid and arrogant to have contingencies.

Inserts Bat'leth.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 28, 2017, 01:36:53 PM
Receives missing head




Inserts Kir Kanos
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 28, 2017, 02:11:35 PM
Gets a note that says "WTF was that?!"

Inserts Jeff Dunham.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 28, 2017, 02:22:29 PM
(( He's from the Crimson Empire (http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Crimson-Empire) comics  ^_^  2 (http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Crimson-Empire-II-Council-of-Blood) 3 (http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Star-Wars-Crimson-Empire-III-Empire-Lost) ))

Recieves a jalapeño on a stick


Inserts a laser pointer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 28, 2017, 02:26:48 PM
Gets a cat chasing a red dot made by the laser pointer.

Inserts Grumpy Cat Meme.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 28, 2017, 02:31:19 PM
Gets time portal back to late 2012




Inserts a missile
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 28, 2017, 11:13:27 PM
Gets a generic torpedo.

Inserts 30-round magazine of 6.8x43mm Depleted-Uranium Rounds.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Nutmeg on April 29, 2017, 08:54:13 AM
Recieves picture of uranus.


Inserts glue
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 29, 2017, 09:23:36 AM
Receives a tail glued to the machine


Inserts Demon Lord Genu
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 29, 2017, 04:20:46 PM
Gets a note saying "DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

Inserts Director Krennic.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 29, 2017, 06:49:01 PM
Gets the secret plans for the newest Beetle Drone ( from Samurai Jack  ^_^  )

Inserts a credit card
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 29, 2017, 07:02:30 PM
Gets a Soda. Yes, that can happen - the Memphis Zoo lets me buy sodas from a machine with my card. Actually quite handy.

Inserts Darth Revan.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 30, 2017, 02:35:16 PM
Receives a TIE fighter


Inserts the demon crafts' creator Epic.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on April 30, 2017, 05:12:47 PM
Receives fatality.

Inserts victory march
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 30, 2017, 06:51:03 PM
Receives a defeat march. I wonder what that would be like

Inserts Michen...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 30, 2017, 08:29:43 PM
Gets smacked for doing so.

Inserts Iced Tea and a good day at work.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on May 01, 2017, 03:08:37 AM
Gets alcohol and sadness.


Inserts cool guy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 01, 2017, 03:12:49 AM
Gets an annoying guy.

Inserts Vegeeta.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 01, 2017, 08:57:08 PM
Receives Ryouta

Inserts tombstone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 01, 2017, 09:20:58 PM
Gets the tombstone back with their name etched into it.

That doesn't bode well...

Inserts Darth Vader.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 02, 2017, 11:38:20 AM
Receives Luke Skywalker


Inserts <Galactic Villain> Villalobos
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 02, 2017, 02:28:51 PM
Gets random hero!

Inserts Darth Malgus.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 02, 2017, 03:11:58 PM
Receives <deceiving overlord> Skymar.


Inserts Villalobos' right hand, Nikki.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 04, 2017, 01:32:38 PM
Receives Nikki's left hand

Inserts Stephen Colbert
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 05, 2017, 08:12:29 AM
Receives woolen colbert jacket


Inserts the deceiving overlord Skymar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 07, 2017, 02:46:53 AM
Receives deceptive potato chip you swear looks like you

Inserts the last straw
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 07, 2017, 03:02:28 AM
Gets the first straw.

Inserts Jem'Hadar Soldier.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 07, 2017, 03:47:45 AM
Receives a cheap toy version

Inserts Graphite
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 07, 2017, 03:55:20 AM
Gets a pencil.

Inserts Burt Gummer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 07, 2017, 03:59:22 AM
Receives a Go-Gurt Bummer

Inserts rocking chair
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 07, 2017, 07:20:57 AM
Receives a office chair


Inserts shoes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on May 07, 2017, 07:23:28 AM
*Receives boots*
*Inserts gambeson*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 07, 2017, 08:51:22 AM
Receives hbncftpo (every letter plus one)

Inserts Liam Neeson
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 07, 2017, 01:39:43 PM
Receives Leeroy Jenkins


Insert a losing chance of 67.66 repeating.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 07, 2017, 01:40:48 PM
Receives a losing chance of 68.66 repeating.

Inserts Ezra Jenkinson...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 07, 2017, 01:46:46 PM
Receives your nonexistent great-great-granddaughter.


Inserts Nyan Cat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 07, 2017, 01:48:37 PM
Receives Pop-Tart

Inserts whipped cream...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 07, 2017, 01:52:42 PM
Receives cow


Inserts burning water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 07, 2017, 01:53:25 PM
Receives ice.

Inserts 2 pens, an apple, and a pineapple...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 07, 2017, 02:06:00 PM
Receives modern "art"


Inserts exploding box
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 07, 2017, 02:07:18 PM
Receives burned pieces of box

Inserts Morocco.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 07, 2017, 02:09:49 PM
Receives turkey (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_(bird)).


Inserts chickens
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 07, 2017, 02:11:32 PM
Receives Chicken Game (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_(game))

Inserts a politician...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 07, 2017, 02:16:07 PM
Receives a whole lot of yabbering and a whole not of action


Inserts Chicken Invaders
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 07, 2017, 02:17:55 PM
Receives dinner.

Inserts my current level of madness...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 07, 2017, 02:19:07 PM
Receives exploding head.


Inserts "hOI! im tEMMIE!"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 07, 2017, 05:14:48 PM
Receives "hOI! im tEMMIE!"

Inserts random bird's brain.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 07, 2017, 05:46:19 PM
Receives turkey leg


Inserts badass drum kit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 07, 2017, 06:36:38 PM
Receives drummer who should've been the lead

Inserts a poor kickoff
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 07, 2017, 06:48:22 PM
Gains a kickstart funding of 0.01 dollar.


Inserts a robot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 07, 2017, 08:37:10 PM
Gets the Terminator.

Inserts MC75 Star Cruiser.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 08, 2017, 02:22:52 AM
Receives luxury tour of the galaxy by a pool with a waterside and little martinis with small umbrellas

Inserts the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 08, 2017, 02:43:05 AM
Gets picked up by a group of weird aliens.

Inserts Xenomorph.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 08, 2017, 02:49:09 AM
Receives Riply

Inserts a can of moldy onion soup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on May 08, 2017, 02:53:35 AM
Receives a solid case of botulism


Inserts prototype warp drive powered by the mind power of furz

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 08, 2017, 02:57:31 AM
Receives fuzzy grey matter

Inserts all the swag
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 08, 2017, 03:05:42 AM
Gets that swag in soda form.

Inserts Coffee Mug.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 08, 2017, 03:07:26 AM
Receives the world's greatest dad

Inserts reverse psychology
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 08, 2017, 10:36:44 AM
Receives a button with a sign saying 'pointless button'.

Inserts hyper-futuristic DJ technology
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 08, 2017, 02:48:34 PM
Receives an increase in DJ unemployment due to self DJ'ing equipment

Inserts one fat truck and two little sports cars
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 08, 2017, 02:49:32 PM
Receives 76%-rusted-away T-ford.


Inserts jazz
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 08, 2017, 03:08:48 PM
Receives a saxophone.

Inserts HellEye...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 08, 2017, 03:09:49 PM
Receives a veeeeery angry moderator...


Inserts something that will be invented after 1,000,000,000 years
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 08, 2017, 03:11:39 PM
Receives 1,000,000,000 years.

Inserts Luxembourg...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 08, 2017, 03:16:03 PM
Receives a veeeeeeeeery angry population.


They insert Ezra...!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 08, 2017, 03:17:51 PM
They receive Wolf Ezra, Jackal Jenkinson, and their long-lost human cousin Leeroy.

I insert a Boeing 747...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 08, 2017, 03:18:42 PM
Receives train.


Inserts pudding
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 08, 2017, 03:21:38 PM
Receives nothing. They shouldn't have inserted pudding ;)

Inserts the phrase "Nothing ever happens here"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 08, 2017, 03:22:29 PM
Receives a note saying: "Boring type."


Inserts pancakes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 08, 2017, 03:24:37 PM
Receives the plate that you inserted them on, with a little note saying "more please"

Inserts Emmanuel Macron...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 08, 2017, 03:28:37 PM
Receives HellEye back.


Inserts stone brick
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 08, 2017, 03:29:52 PM
Receives a foam brick.

Inserts train tickets
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 08, 2017, 03:30:57 PM
*Gets run over by a train*


Inserts hard hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 08, 2017, 03:33:07 PM
Receives Jyotis. No idea what happened to the hard hat, probably the same as what happened to Macron.

Inserts fire extinguisher.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 08, 2017, 10:59:23 PM
Gets a Plasma Torch.

Inserts ice-cold bottled water.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 09, 2017, 04:59:41 PM
Receives bucket of lava.


Inserts iron pot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 10, 2017, 04:23:40 PM
Receives iron cuffs for having iron drugs

Inserts time itself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 10, 2017, 04:31:12 PM
Doesn't receive anything. You need a small amount of time to receive stuffs, and while time is in the vending machine, time cannot happen to you.

Inserts philosophy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 10, 2017, 06:44:28 PM
Gets the A-Bomb.

Inserts Nickelback.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 10, 2017, 06:50:08 PM
Receives a nickel.

Inserts Orayo...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on May 10, 2017, 08:57:39 PM
Recieves a dragon scale with a note "Plese do not  insert dragons"

Inserts the vending machine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 10, 2017, 09:50:27 PM
Receives a Paradox.

Inserts sunglasses.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on May 11, 2017, 04:13:17 AM
receives a canine that totally isn't a dragon (I'm confused by Alex's answer)

inserts confusion
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 12, 2017, 07:30:02 AM
receives crazy dude

Inserts a Snickers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 12, 2017, 03:25:05 PM
Gets an irritating Snickers commercial.

Inserts can of Folgers Coffee.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 12, 2017, 07:15:26 PM
Receives Starbucks fan


Inserts random knowledge.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 12, 2017, 07:22:28 PM
Receives an A-Grade at GCSEs.

Inserts Nevada...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 12, 2017, 07:26:39 PM
Receives Texas.


Inserts message in a bottle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 12, 2017, 07:28:08 PM
Receives a bottle in a message.

Inserts TheLegend27...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 12, 2017, 07:30:52 PM
Receives UltimateCriminal13


Inserts a donkey
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 12, 2017, 07:32:04 PM
Receives a donkey

Inserts a yard...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 13, 2017, 12:21:47 AM
Gets a meter.

Inserts a flashlight.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 13, 2017, 03:29:08 PM
Receives a flash of light.

Inserts a Tal Shiar agent...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 13, 2017, 06:48:44 PM
Gets a clandestine operation deep in enemy territory.

Inserts Hobus Supernova Disaster.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 14, 2017, 02:44:43 PM
*vending machine explodes*


*puts down new vending machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 14, 2017, 03:39:06 PM
Gets a pricey bill


Inserts pasta
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 14, 2017, 07:56:48 PM
Receives boney spaghettifan


inserts psalm 119
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 16, 2017, 10:38:01 AM
Gets a long session of reading.






Inserts a plastic plate
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 16, 2017, 12:04:20 PM
Receives a paper plate.

Inserts an Eevee...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 16, 2017, 03:50:57 PM
Receives a bloody knife

Inserts a paper towel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 16, 2017, 04:16:03 PM
( ouch  :( )


Gets a surface cover in paper towel mush




Inserts the RAF
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 16, 2017, 04:18:04 PM
Receives the best April fool's joke ever (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=when+was+the+raf+founded&gws_rd=cr,ssl&ei=CCYbWeSqJOnGgAbg6qKACA)

Inserts a bottle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 16, 2017, 04:24:43 PM
Gets the realisation that it was made of plastic.




Inserts a bread prop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 12:03:27 PM
Receives letter block


Inserts a jerk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 17, 2017, 12:05:00 PM
Receives me

Inserts safety system
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 12:16:16 PM
Receives alarm that beeps if everything's okay.


Inserts crappy inventions
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 17, 2017, 01:00:53 PM
Receives you

Inserts one last letter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 01:13:08 PM
Receives a whisper: "Goodbye."


Inserts MICRO-scope.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 17, 2017, 01:29:51 PM
Gets bacteria




Inserts moving picture
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 01:39:44 PM
Receives photo


Inserts Micro-phone.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 17, 2017, 01:44:16 PM
Gets a mini tele phone


Inserts records
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 01:57:17 PM
receives worst score ever


Inserts a safe(?) glove
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 17, 2017, 03:48:20 PM
Receives a flash drive with the Wannacry ransomware

Inserts a door
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 17, 2017, 03:52:51 PM
Receives the twilight zone


Inserts books
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 17, 2017, 03:54:41 PM
Receives a bachelor's degree in the study of advanced stuffs

Inserts a cord
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 17, 2017, 04:30:35 PM
Receives a wire.

Inserts Rocco...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 17, 2017, 04:46:08 PM
Receives an evil Rocco

Inserts Kendall McStorm
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 17, 2017, 05:01:41 PM
Receives stormy weather in the town of Kendale.

Inserts a window...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 17, 2017, 05:03:36 PM
Receives a knife

Inserts sand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 17, 2017, 05:04:36 PM
Receives the Sahara desert.

Inserts Douglas Adams...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MrRazot on May 17, 2017, 05:38:29 PM
Receives a live mattress


Inserts a Scrabble Tile
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 17, 2017, 06:44:03 PM
Gets a flipped over table and five police offers outside  :o


Inserts a blue falcon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on May 18, 2017, 12:55:00 PM
Recieves Fire Stingray

Inserts Golden Fox
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 22, 2017, 05:26:44 PM
receives silver tiger


Inserts badass escapee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 22, 2017, 09:12:23 PM
Gets a fishing net




Inserts a butter stick
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 22, 2017, 09:47:14 PM
Gets a tub of margarine from their local grocery store.

Inserts Halcyon-class Cruiser.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 23, 2017, 05:15:23 PM
receives cruiseship


Inserts door
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 23, 2017, 08:50:43 PM
Gets knob


Inserts wipe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 24, 2017, 12:25:17 AM
Gets a paper towel.

Inserts Mug of Coffee.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 25, 2017, 06:42:20 PM
Receives cup of tea


Inserts an edible star
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 25, 2017, 07:35:52 PM
Gets a chocolatey snack item!

Inserts cotton swab.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 25, 2017, 07:54:09 PM
Receives a piece of wool cloth.


Inserts a gold rush
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 25, 2017, 07:58:03 PM
Gets the Silver Rush, where only top-of-the-line Energy Weapons can be found!

Inserts the Crimson Caravan Company.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 25, 2017, 08:12:47 PM
Receives camper


Inserts car engine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 25, 2017, 09:41:00 PM
Gets a car with the engine missing.

Inserts Imperial 501st Legion.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 27, 2017, 09:30:20 AM
Receives rebellion 502th legion


Inserts a star
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on May 27, 2017, 02:59:19 PM
receives black matter


inserts a yard full of dandelions...

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 27, 2017, 07:49:10 PM
Gets allergies.

Inserts AH-64D Apache Attack Helicopter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 28, 2017, 02:12:14 PM
Receives F-17


Inserts the word "nyan".
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 30, 2017, 03:27:24 AM
Receives the word "nayn".

Inserts TIE Defender.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 30, 2017, 03:18:45 PM
Gets a Tie Mauler




Inserts a bakery
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on May 30, 2017, 03:21:41 PM
Receives a dark pact with the unnamed got of baking.






inserts kebab
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 30, 2017, 03:23:12 PM
Gets a stick back


Inserts a bowl of melted cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 31, 2017, 11:27:53 AM
receives the bowl back empty. I swear I heard the vending machine burp there...


Inserts gas
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 31, 2017, 02:45:15 PM
Gets a engine




Inserts a ocean
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 31, 2017, 06:41:53 PM
Kills the vending machine.

Once a new machine arrives, inserts DH17 Blaster.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 01, 2017, 05:20:15 PM
Receives bubble gun


inserts boxing glove
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 01, 2017, 09:53:58 PM
Gets Brass Knuckles.

Inserts Disruptor Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 05, 2017, 02:48:48 PM
Receives a not-working rifle


Inserts a bonehead
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 07, 2017, 05:10:42 PM
Gets the Boneyard.

Inserts Bandana.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on June 08, 2017, 12:36:58 PM
Receives banana.








Inserts a flower pot.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 08, 2017, 06:23:10 PM
Gets said flower pot dropped on head.

Inserts Grapefruit.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on June 08, 2017, 08:02:22 PM
Receives grapes.

Inserts Pot of Greed (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Pot_of_Greed)...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on June 09, 2017, 03:14:19 PM
Received two additional cards from your deck.


Inserts peach
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 09, 2017, 04:09:00 PM
Gets tea


Inserts Baja Blast
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 09, 2017, 10:47:09 PM
Gets a little-known flavor of Mountain Dew.

Inserts a can of The Dark Side of the Force.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 10, 2017, 12:33:15 AM
Gets an onion    XD




Inserts a state of geopolitical tension after World War ll between powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Soviet Union and its satellite states ) and powers in the Western Bloc (the United States and NATO allies and others). Historians do not fully agree on the dates, but a common timeframe is the period between 1947, the year the Truman Doctrine(a U.S. foreign policy pledging to aid nations threatened by Soviet expansionism) was announced, and 1991, the year the Soviet Union collapsed 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 10, 2017, 01:46:48 AM
Gets an angry Spetsnaz Commando with no home. And he's looking right. At. You.

Inserts GSG-9 Commando.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 10, 2017, 06:31:43 PM
Receives walkietalkie.


Inserts self-built racing vehicle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 12, 2017, 01:50:39 AM
Gets the Death Race.

Inserts random Imperial Star Destroyer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 14, 2017, 03:50:36 AM
Gets a laser planet cannon


Inserts the colour blue
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on June 15, 2017, 06:22:11 PM
Receives the colour orange

Inserts the Amazon rainforest.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 15, 2017, 06:52:18 PM
Gets a rainfoirest on an unidentified alien planet.

Inserts Skaaarj Mothership.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2017, 02:00:42 PM
Receives matching Minas Morgul.


Inserts a legal dispute with the decorator.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on June 17, 2017, 02:34:40 PM
Receives objection!

Inserts pretzel
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2017, 03:43:50 PM
Receives bagel


Inserts a rubber ducky
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 17, 2017, 05:39:36 PM
Gets a yellow tire


Inserts a fox coloured chicken
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2017, 06:03:04 PM
Gets the most adorable chicken ever!


Inserts a chicken coloured fox
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 17, 2017, 08:44:18 PM
Gets a confused fox




Inserts a bubble blowing machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 18, 2017, 02:14:38 AM
Gets a leaf blower.

Inserts contradiction.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 18, 2017, 12:19:50 PM
Receives black hole.


Inserts pickpocket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 18, 2017, 08:21:35 PM
Gets the command advlevel


Inserts s.p.e.c.i.a.l book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 18, 2017, 11:21:11 PM
Gets 5 points to dedicate to any of their attributes (Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Agility, Luck)!

Inserts Covenant Carbine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on June 19, 2017, 09:39:24 AM
Receives Nerf gun

Inserts eighth note
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 19, 2017, 03:06:50 PM
Receives the rare and glitchy ninth note.


Inserts Missingno.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on June 19, 2017, 03:31:40 PM
Receives the pokeball which you used to catch it.

Inserts all the things...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 19, 2017, 05:07:19 PM
Receives note: "ERROR: Stack overflow"


Inserts air
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on June 19, 2017, 05:08:50 PM
Receives that same air, but with less oxygen and more carbon dioxide.

Inserts water.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on June 19, 2017, 11:46:07 PM
Receives butt magnet

inserts Fanta
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 20, 2017, 04:22:23 AM
Gets a random soda!

Inserts Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on June 20, 2017, 05:27:08 AM
You get chuck Norris unharmed and the vending machine itself.


Insert: My reputation here
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 20, 2017, 02:16:40 PM
Gets a thumbs up




Inserts a spooky picture
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 23, 2017, 04:27:42 PM
Receives creepypastas.


Inserts a pointless button
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on June 23, 2017, 05:23:11 PM
Receives a pointless button.

Inserts my fourth life
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 23, 2017, 05:38:23 PM
Receives your fifth.


Inserts fakebook
(This website is as real as pengiuns typing with flippers.)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 28, 2017, 02:57:17 AM
Gets Club Penguin


Inserts New comer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 28, 2017, 03:15:19 AM
Gets a Veteran.

Inserts Sangheili.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on June 28, 2017, 03:36:02 AM
GETS A GRUNT STRAPPED WITH PLASMA GRENADE AEREEWWWW


Insert construction protectron.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 28, 2017, 06:37:20 AM
Gets the colour orange


Inserts blue
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 29, 2017, 07:23:00 PM
Receives Eiffel 65.


Inserts wool
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 29, 2017, 08:13:37 PM
Gets a bed


Inserts a piece of paper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 30, 2017, 12:57:43 AM
Gets a book.

Inserts Sprite Zero.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on June 30, 2017, 06:07:17 AM
Gets Pepsi Crystal




Inserts a hungry ant who is trapped on a rock.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Salakar Crocoli on July 01, 2017, 08:34:08 AM
gets a victorious full ant on top of a rock


puts in a fur
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 02, 2017, 04:30:07 PM
receives a hide


Inserts Psalm 151
(lessee if you fall for it...)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 14, 2017, 12:22:06 AM
Receives a book


Inserts a hand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on July 14, 2017, 02:55:45 AM
Gets a foot.

Inserts a bottle of Gatorade.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on July 14, 2017, 11:43:25 AM
Gets pringles chips!

Inserts a coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on July 14, 2017, 11:44:27 AM
You get nothingness. The machine ate your coin. Enjoy your nothing!




Insert serbian
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on July 14, 2017, 11:47:47 AM
*gets "Remove Kebab"-the entire collection*

*Insert my reputation*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Malina on July 14, 2017, 11:59:59 AM
*train crashes through the wall*


*inserts dog's tongue*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on July 14, 2017, 12:01:23 PM
*get's a train in return*
*inserts the Art of Noise*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Malina on July 14, 2017, 12:07:20 PM
*Bill Wurtz comes out to say hello*


*inserts a steam key*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on July 14, 2017, 12:08:27 PM
*Recieve Arriva*
*Inserts 1989 Jeremy Corbyn*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 14, 2017, 06:56:03 PM
Receives... someone.


Inserts NPC
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 14, 2017, 07:11:59 PM
Gets a crazy stare


Inserts a defeat screen
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on July 14, 2017, 07:14:25 PM
Receives continue

inserts Ronald McDonald coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on July 16, 2017, 12:33:28 AM
*Recieve a McNukeTM*
*Inserts Belgium*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: NiZeKiHo on July 16, 2017, 12:36:51 AM
Receives train
Inserts a hug
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 16, 2017, 01:04:47 AM
Gets a life size cheese clone




Inserts a pen

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: NiZeKiHo on July 16, 2017, 01:07:28 AM
Gets a cheek kiss from me XD




Inserts a strawberry XD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 16, 2017, 01:08:38 AM
Gets chocolate




Inserts golden paint
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: NiZeKiHo on July 16, 2017, 01:11:14 AM
Gets a cyoot hug




Inserts even cyooter hug ^_^ :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 16, 2017, 01:32:42 AM
Gets a heart


Inserts rhythm
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 16, 2017, 02:47:45 PM
Receives metronome


Inserts annoying tunes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 16, 2017, 03:45:44 PM
Gets a ear worm




Inserts salsa
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: NiZeKiHo on July 16, 2017, 04:02:56 PM
Gets a cute puppy




Inserts my life XD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 16, 2017, 04:38:41 PM
Receives ghost-written autobiography


Inserts a ghost
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: NiZeKiHo on July 16, 2017, 04:40:15 PM
Gets the reincarnation of said ghost but as a human




Inserts a conspiracy theory XD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 16, 2017, 04:44:36 PM
Receives "jet beams can't melt steel fuel" bumper sticker


Inserts steel memes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: NiZeKiHo on July 16, 2017, 04:46:11 PM
Gets Illuminati sticker :?




Inserts a funny cat video XD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 16, 2017, 04:50:19 PM
Receives 1 million likes on Facebook


Inserts a one-size-fits-all t-shirt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: NiZeKiHo on July 16, 2017, 04:51:13 PM
gets it back cuz no-one else got it




Inserts a dead meme XD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 16, 2017, 05:06:29 PM
Receives All Star but it's actually Stravinsky's Rite of Spring


Inserts Disney's Fantasia
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 17, 2017, 05:06:35 AM
Receives a video of a squid playing Necrofantasia. (Link provided for piano purposes) --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_asG0vmsec (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_asG0vmsec)




Inserts their credit card...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2017, 03:16:54 PM
Wow, that's pretty cool!


Receives a blurry withdrawal slip


Inserts an eraser-tipped pencil
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 17, 2017, 08:07:39 PM
Receives wooden stick


Inserts knowledge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 17, 2017, 08:10:24 PM
Receives insight


Inserts understanding
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 17, 2017, 08:13:33 PM
Receives tolerance


Inserts wisdom
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Malina on July 17, 2017, 09:40:13 PM
gets £50k in university tuition fees ;)


inserts my grandmother's recipe for cake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on July 18, 2017, 04:44:58 AM
receives a Little Debbie's Oatmeal sandwich


Inserts Peanut Butter chips
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 18, 2017, 10:39:06 AM
Gets jelly squares


Inserts fog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on July 18, 2017, 10:49:29 AM
Receives a DJ set and some mad beats

Inserts a screw
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 18, 2017, 10:54:31 AM
Receives a Mech


Inserts Orson Welles, The War of the Worlds 1938 broadcast
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on July 22, 2017, 08:59:43 AM
Receives widespread panic

inserts Charmin Ultra
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 22, 2017, 09:16:13 AM
Receives Charmin Zero.


Inserts all the pain and suffering on the planet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on July 22, 2017, 05:17:03 PM
takes all the pain and suffering on the planet

Inserts a moment of peace for someone who needs it.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 22, 2017, 05:31:15 PM
Gets relaxation


Inserts a handbook
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on July 22, 2017, 05:40:52 PM
takes handbook

inserts note book (with one special note)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 24, 2017, 03:44:12 AM
Gets a good read




Inserts tired eyes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on July 25, 2017, 06:40:06 PM
Receives sainthood, a crown of candles, and a holiday dedicated to yourself.








Inserts a luxury ball.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: NiZeKiHo on July 25, 2017, 07:50:02 PM
Recieves a Marshadow






Inserts a Mew holding Mewnium Z
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on July 26, 2017, 01:20:59 AM
Gets mewtin dew

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 26, 2017, 01:28:04 AM
Gets a of normal bag of chips. . . . well maybe, never know until you open it


Inserts a cloud
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on July 26, 2017, 01:29:26 AM
Gets cloud strife doll.

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 26, 2017, 03:20:46 AM
Gets a paper bill back


Inserts cheesecake
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on July 26, 2017, 11:30:47 AM
Receives a quiche

Inserts a quarter (15 minutes, that is)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 26, 2017, 07:16:58 PM
Receives an hour


Inserts 5 years
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on July 26, 2017, 09:29:16 PM
Gets a decade

*inserts coin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 27, 2017, 04:20:32 PM
Gets a piece of paper.


Inserts the colour blue
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 27, 2017, 06:20:16 PM
Receives a falling sky


Inserts Chicken Little
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 27, 2017, 06:30:12 PM
Gets a Trixsie invasion  XP


Inserts cheese covered cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 27, 2017, 06:39:30 PM
Receives CurdsTM, now with 20% more whey!


Inserts a tuffet.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on July 30, 2017, 04:30:08 AM
Receives a spooder! :o


Inserts a highly complicated and unnecessary machine that turns on a light.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 30, 2017, 02:31:23 PM
Receives Batman escaping just in time before the light gets switched on


Inserts a Rube Goldberg machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 04, 2017, 12:20:52 PM
Receives scrap metal.


Inserts discarded tin cans
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on August 07, 2017, 03:38:02 AM
Gets the iron giant




Inserts laser mouse
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 08, 2017, 03:01:29 PM
receives trackball


Inserts loot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 08, 2017, 03:29:31 PM
Received an angry gang of pirats. No, not pirates, pirats.

Inserts an endless stairs
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on August 09, 2017, 08:50:26 PM
Gets Mario 64


Inserts a hammer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on August 10, 2017, 01:36:20 AM
Receive time.


Insert grape.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 10, 2017, 08:06:26 AM
Receives peanut.

Inserts magic wand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 10, 2017, 03:09:19 PM
Receives wizard dueling


Inserts a fourth horcrux
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 10, 2017, 08:18:43 PM
Receives some unknown arcane item


Inserts stick
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 11, 2017, 02:31:14 PM
Receives something brown and sticky


Inserts a log
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on August 11, 2017, 02:33:48 PM
Gets information


Inserts machete wolf
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 11, 2017, 02:40:59 PM
Receives slighly chewed copies of Star Wars episodes IV, V, II, III and VI in that order.




Inserts a Wonka bar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 15, 2017, 07:32:12 PM
Receives an explosive can of yogurt flavoured soda.


*Inserts one billion dollars*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 15, 2017, 07:40:01 PM
Receives Bill Gates.

Inserts a 5-page long instruction manual nobody cares to read.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 15, 2017, 07:45:19 PM
Recieves the schematics for a Dr. Pepper powered Roomba!


*Inserts a collectors edition of the Mass Effect 3 for Xbox 360*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 16, 2017, 01:36:44 AM
Gets a great game series that had a disappointing end.

*Inserts Negh'var-class Battlecruiser, then a Vor'cha-class Attack Cruiser, then a K'vort-class Cruiser, then a Raptor-class Frigate, and finally a B'rel-class Bird-of-Prey*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 16, 2017, 03:21:13 AM
Tears the veil between dimensions and receives a Cairn-class Necron Tomb Ship.


*Inserts BFG 9000, Chainsaw, Assault rifle, Shotgun and Chaingun*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 16, 2017, 03:38:56 AM
Gets Quake III Arena.

*Inserts Romulan Warbird*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 16, 2017, 04:02:51 AM
Gets Quake III Arena.

*Inserts Romulan Warbird*
You get Krystal's formal shirt.

Inserts  Humilation! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUv5Q9we_l4)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 16, 2017, 12:03:04 PM
Receives lulz! https://youtu.be/Ur4pTsh_GQ0 (https://youtu.be/Ur4pTsh_GQ0)

*Inserts memes*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 16, 2017, 12:40:54 PM
Receives a Bad apple featuring Nomico

Inserts a fractured mind
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 16, 2017, 06:23:57 PM
Receives a copy of Roblox!


*Inserts a photo of Uwe Boll*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 16, 2017, 09:13:14 PM
You get a blank photograph!

*Inserts Darth Malgus' Breathing Mask*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 17, 2017, 03:36:20 AM
You get a blank photograph!

*Inserts Darth Malgus' Breathing Mask*
Receives Darth Vader's suit and helmet.

*inserts Obi-wan's robes.*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 17, 2017, 12:34:05 PM
Receives a talking Jar Jar Binks action figure!


*Inserts a bag full of Tribbles*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on August 17, 2017, 02:06:24 PM
Gets exponentially more tribbles

inserts cute raccoon video
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 17, 2017, 02:09:20 PM
Receives a raccoon video with a cat whacking the racoon to the head fiercly!


*Inserts a documentary video of Area 51*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 17, 2017, 03:48:35 PM
Gets a documentary of shadowy events during WWII!

*Inserts Muggy from Fallout: New Vegas*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 17, 2017, 03:58:14 PM
Receives an unhatched Cazador egg.


*Inserts an Enclave power armor*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 17, 2017, 06:31:36 PM
*receives an angry Enclave officer*

* inserts Aer-14 plasma rifle*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 17, 2017, 06:38:34 PM
Receives a surprise Caesar's Legion ambush


*Inserts a bunch of alien power cells*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 17, 2017, 06:57:18 PM
Gets an Alien Blaster!

*Inserts Chinese Food*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 17, 2017, 07:01:28 PM
Receives a chinese Overlord tank


*Inserts depleted uranium*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 17, 2017, 07:16:46 PM
Gets an A10 Thunderbolt loaded with Depleted-Uranium rounds.

*Inserts Bellator-Class Star Dreadnought*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2017, 09:25:11 PM
recieve a nuke

*inserts a copy of startship troopers*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on August 21, 2017, 09:43:08 PM
recieve a nuke

*inserts a copy of startship troopers*
*Gets head slurped up from a brainbug*  (My movie childhood self hugs you)

Inserts spaceballs movie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 21, 2017, 10:48:58 PM
Gets smashed by the vending machine for making such a stupid (but highly amusing) parody of Star Wars.

Inserts Fallout: New Vegas Laser RCW.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 22, 2017, 08:49:49 PM
Receives 2 things 1. A Dc-15a blaster rifle and 2.A message reading: "Congratulations commander you've  killed a brainbug, that's just disgusting.

Inserts Colonist(From Defender)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 24, 2017, 02:02:10 PM
Receives a box of Xenomorphs instead!


*Inserts a canister of glowing green liquid Tiberium*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 02:07:23 PM
get a discount nuke

*Inserts one poorly managed public transit system*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 24, 2017, 06:48:26 PM
Gets irritating and serious delays in the daily work schedule!

Inserts a Steel Ingot, then some Leather Strips, then a Blacksmith Forge.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 24, 2017, 06:52:13 PM
Gets Adrianne Avenicci


*Inserts Wabbajack*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 24, 2017, 06:53:37 PM
You get Sheogorath!

Inserts Mehrunes Dagon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 24, 2017, 07:13:44 PM
Gets Mythic Dawn robes!


*Inserts a Deathclaw*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 08:10:42 PM
Recieve once again a portable nuke  :D




*Inserts Belgian Fascism*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on August 24, 2017, 08:55:50 PM
Gets Saudi Arabian sexism. (Sorry)

*inserts North Korea vs U.S
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on August 24, 2017, 08:59:12 PM
Recieve a short, but really exciting nuclear war  :)


*inserts 5 France*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on August 25, 2017, 03:06:15 AM
Receives 5 Belgium

Inserts creamy dreams
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on August 25, 2017, 08:35:37 AM
Receives cool pillows.








Inserts a few pieces of bubblegum.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 25, 2017, 02:07:46 PM
Receives a-
[size=78%]*pop*[/size]
Oh. That was your bubble.


Inserts a large air vent
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 25, 2017, 02:21:12 PM
Receives a breeze of moldy air!


*Inserts a TV remote, chef's knife and a message with lots of bad words written all over it*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 25, 2017, 04:14:13 PM
Receives a horror movie about a posessed angry cooking robot!

Inserts Big Ben.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 25, 2017, 04:29:53 PM
Gets a royal invitation for a cup of tea by the queen of England herself!


*Inserts a laser printer*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 26, 2017, 03:13:13 AM
Gets a laser cannon!

Inserts TIE Defender.

Yes, that's an actual fighter in the TIE series of Imperial Fighters. Go look it up.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 26, 2017, 03:47:45 AM
*Receives ARC-170 fighter*

*inserts DC-17m sniper attachment.*

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 26, 2017, 10:12:08 AM
Receives a multi-barreled laser shotgun attachment in return!


*Inserts Mantis Tiberium Automatic Rifle*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 26, 2017, 02:11:03 PM
Receives a Black Hand


Inserts a gingerbread goat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on August 26, 2017, 04:23:07 PM
Receives the Gävle yule goat.








Inserts a counterfeit penny
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 26, 2017, 05:01:13 PM
Receives a quarter that looks so real, you somehow know it actually isn't.


Inserts a ring.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 26, 2017, 08:02:21 PM
Receives Blaze the Cat

Inserts wacky music video
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 26, 2017, 08:28:52 PM
Gets Dr. Bombay!


*Inserts a bag of Pretzels*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Whisko on August 26, 2017, 08:36:53 PM
Gets bag of crisps back!


Inserts Katana and a Scarf.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 26, 2017, 11:18:14 PM
Gets a... ninja?

Inserts Romulan Warbird.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 27, 2017, 05:07:27 AM
Recieves a Defiant class ship with a Klingon cloaking Device

inserts  Clan ERPPC. (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Extended_Range_Particle_Projector_Cannon)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on August 27, 2017, 07:33:28 AM
Gets many lines of inappropriate description

inserts berk lerkl doerk smerna
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 27, 2017, 07:46:34 AM
Gets a full bowl of börk!


*Inserts a random IKEA table's assembly instruction manual*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on August 27, 2017, 10:12:47 AM
*Receives a scene similar to this*
(https://pre03.deviantart.net/3f29/th/pre/i/2017/010/2/1/1474231244_chezana_1473651297_eriray076_chezanasma_by_zaryte-dauzaz6.png)






*Inserts a box full of different kinds of rolling pins*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 27, 2017, 11:01:28 AM
(Bwhahahaha! Man, that pic is just pure gold!  XD )


Receives an army of angry grandma's armed with rolling pins!


*Inserts a complain letter to Ingvar Kamprad*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on August 27, 2017, 11:12:01 AM
*Receives a letter of apology, along with a bag of GNÄGGA meatballs as compensation*








*Inserts a pack of potato starch*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 27, 2017, 02:16:33 PM
Receives a lovely cup of strawberry fool with whipped cream!


*Inserts a box of Mämmi*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on August 27, 2017, 02:18:28 PM
*Receives a horrified foreigner who wonders what he's done to deserve a box of (what looks like) literal crap*








*Inserts Angry Birds*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Whisko on August 27, 2017, 02:21:06 PM
Gets flappy bird.


Inserts The Furry Forums.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on August 27, 2017, 09:32:23 PM
Receives posts

inserts forearm sculpture
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 27, 2017, 09:43:14 PM
Gets a bicep sculpture.

*Inserts Chimera-class Heavy Destroyer*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 27, 2017, 10:18:23 PM
*Receives a Chimera Battlemech (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Chimera)* (What a ton of a diffrence.)


inserts Missiles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Whisko on August 27, 2017, 10:19:17 PM
Gets rockets... what?


Inserts Bob Ross
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 28, 2017, 08:37:42 AM
Receives 70's disco hairdo

Inserts fake teeth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 28, 2017, 10:31:18 AM
Receives false gums


Inserts frozen orange juice
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 28, 2017, 01:09:25 PM
Gets an orange flavoured popsicle!


*Inserts a box of raisins*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Whisko on August 28, 2017, 01:29:32 PM
Receives vine of grapes.


*imserts gearbox*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 28, 2017, 01:30:19 PM
Receives an awkward silence


Inserts a poke with a splintery stick
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 28, 2017, 02:24:47 PM
Receives angry vending machine...

Inserts flask
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 28, 2017, 03:13:16 PM
Receives a glass half-full


Inserts a glass half-empty
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Whisko on August 28, 2017, 03:21:05 PM
*Receives half a glass*


*Inserts a silk robe*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 28, 2017, 03:28:24 PM
Receives magically enchanted robes in return!


*Inserts a bottle of Dr. Pepper*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 28, 2017, 03:35:11 PM
Receives this (https://youtu.be/N5_e8cCwcRY?t=10m47s)

Inserts turbulence
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on August 28, 2017, 08:36:19 PM
Recives an airplane with no joystick.

Inserts apology
(For being very immature lately.)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 30, 2017, 03:51:32 PM
Receives a letter with mean words on it.


*Inserts a cup of strong espresso*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 30, 2017, 04:49:46 PM
Receives hyperactivity just before bedtime

Inserts dark winter night
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 30, 2017, 06:52:12 PM
Receives a freezing blizzard and a set of glowing red eyes in the distance.


*Inserts a desolate wasteland*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on August 30, 2017, 06:55:44 PM
*Gets fallout 4*

*Inserts sonic the hedgehog.*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 30, 2017, 08:54:38 PM
Gets a fat f*** mad scientist who always manages an epic fail in everything he does.

*Inserts Sangheili Assault Carrier*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on August 30, 2017, 09:13:31 PM
*recives statue of a Sangheili warrior wielding an energy sword defeating a Jiralhanae.*


*inserts Brute plasma rifle*

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Whisko on August 30, 2017, 11:37:47 PM
*Recieves Grunt (sorry don't know the alien names... I have the two limited edition halo 2 manuals where one is alien and one is human...) dual plasma pistols*


*inserts plasma grenade*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on August 31, 2017, 12:25:02 AM
receives sticky medal

inserts gut wrench
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on August 31, 2017, 12:37:40 AM
*Gets a powerbomb*

*Inserts emo hair*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on August 31, 2017, 01:03:35 AM
receives piercings

inserts novelty coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on August 31, 2017, 04:47:19 PM
Receives an interested coin collector!


*Inserts a handful of sand*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on August 31, 2017, 05:09:39 PM
Receives hourglass

Inserts broken window
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on August 31, 2017, 11:51:52 PM
Gets an intact window and a note that says "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!"

*Inserts Daedric Katana*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on September 01, 2017, 01:16:48 PM
*Receives all the 36 lessons of Vivec + a handwritten note from Fa-Nuit-Hen and all the Barons of Move-Like-This*








*Inserts five tablespoons of unsweetened cocoa powder*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 01, 2017, 02:37:26 PM
Receives Willy Wonka.

Inserts acrobat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on September 01, 2017, 03:28:01 PM
Receives pdf

inserts Tupperware container full of dried grubs
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on September 01, 2017, 06:13:00 PM
Receives a yodeling snail.






Inserts all the things.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 01, 2017, 06:42:09 PM
Receives miniature Earth

Inserts magnifying glass
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 01, 2017, 06:52:32 PM
Receives an incinerated ant.


*Inserts a bottle of Coca-Cola Zero*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2017, 08:24:16 PM
Gets a bottle of Vanilla Coca-Cola Zero.

*Inserts can-o-whup-@$$*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 01, 2017, 08:28:18 PM
Receives a grenade launcher!


*Inserts a magazine of pulse rounds*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 01, 2017, 08:57:24 PM
Gets an M41-A Pulse Rifle!

*Inserts DH17 Blaster Carbine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 02, 2017, 11:42:52 PM
Recieves a DC-17 blaster pistol

Inserts Tibanna gas cartridge.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 02, 2017, 11:57:52 PM
You get a Nova 6 Canister!

*Inserts the BRAIN OF MOBIUS!!!*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 03, 2017, 12:03:35 AM
Recieves robot corpses of the THINK TANK!

inserts Protoss Pylon. (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Pylon)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 03, 2017, 04:52:21 AM
Receives an announcement advising you to construct additional pylons!


*inserts Arwing Starfighter*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 03, 2017, 06:49:35 AM
receives dance animation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otr-qvDXg4I) on a CD


inserts Zerg egg
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 03, 2017, 07:19:43 AM
Receives a Zerg Overlord


*Inserts a NOD Tiberium Harvester*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 03, 2017, 12:40:49 PM
Gets a random GDI Tank.

*Inserts M12 LRV*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 03, 2017, 01:48:28 PM
Gets a Covenant Ghost!


*Inserts Type-33 Guided Munitions Launcher*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 03, 2017, 07:13:01 PM
Gets a Covenant Ghost!


*Inserts Type-33 Guided Munitions Launcher*
receives a c-14 impaler guass rifle. (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/C-14_rifle)

*inserts Dc-15SCarbine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 03, 2017, 09:23:22 PM
Gets an E11 Blaster Carbine.

*Inserts MA5D ICWS*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 03, 2017, 10:11:20 PM
receives a C-10 canister rifle (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/C-10_rifle) Ghost not included.

inserts Zerg Zergling.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on September 04, 2017, 09:17:44 AM
Recieve a Bert Bertling

*inserts a doggo*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 04, 2017, 03:45:36 PM
Receives a mini-doggo!


*Inserts an old 80's sythnwave music cassette*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 04, 2017, 05:09:13 PM
Receives a mini-doggo!


*Inserts an old 80's sythnwave music cassette*
*recieves a brand new vinyl record of Van halen*

*inserts Van halen CD*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 04, 2017, 05:12:39 PM
Receives alot of hair!


*Inserts a vial of dragon blood*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 05, 2017, 02:24:58 AM
Gets torched for taking the blood of a dragon, you dragon-murdering b******.

*Inserts deodorant stick*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 05, 2017, 02:52:37 PM
Receives Persperus Snape: pleasant smelling poisons master.


Inserts the complete works of Coldplay on CD.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 05, 2017, 05:45:53 PM
Receives a frozen guitar inside of an ice cube!


*Inserts a jar full of moths*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on September 05, 2017, 06:19:51 PM
Receives beautiful set of paints.


Inserts EAUGH
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 05, 2017, 07:29:04 PM
Gets a note that says "WTF was that?!"

*Inserts Spork*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 05, 2017, 08:19:13 PM
Gets a note that says "WTF was that?!"

*Inserts Spork*
*receives Vat grown Arm*

*Inserts Nova Cat omnimech left arm*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 05, 2017, 08:25:04 PM
You get the right arm of the aforementioned mech!

*Inserts Mass Driver Cannon*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 05, 2017, 08:48:11 PM
You get the right arm of the aforementioned mech!

*Inserts Mass Driver Cannon*

*receives, a  Guass rifle (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Gauss_Rifle)*

Inserts  Extended Range Micro Laser (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Extended_Range_Micro_Laser)*

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 06, 2017, 02:48:32 AM
You get a Heavy Medium Laser!

*Inserts Imperator-II Star Destroyer*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 06, 2017, 09:09:57 AM
Receives
(https://i.imgur.com/CaKnu0u.png)

Inserts zombie-cat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 06, 2017, 08:34:12 PM
Gets a Headcrab!

*Inserts Antlion*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 06, 2017, 11:57:36 PM
Gets a Headcrab!

*Inserts Antlion*
Gets a Red Ant.

inserts BFG11K
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 07, 2017, 12:34:18 AM
Gets a Super Shotgun.

*Inserts Hyper-Blaster*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 07, 2017, 03:26:54 AM
Gets a railgun!


*Inserts a fuel rod cannon*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 07, 2017, 03:29:55 AM
*Receives  a  Giant Green Gummybear. (https://images.vat19.com/worlds-largest-gummy-bear/worlds-largest-gummy-bear-calories-3.jpg)

Inserts Gelatin.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 07, 2017, 09:55:48 AM
Receives custard

Iserts an Eiffel Tower of Lego
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on September 07, 2017, 10:32:45 PM
Gets a Led Zeppilen made of Mega Blocks.

Inserts math homework
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 07, 2017, 10:50:45 PM
Gets supreme irritation.

*inserts Darth Marr*

(Google him if you've never played SWTOR.)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 08, 2017, 03:20:55 AM
Receives a red lightsaber!


*Inserts Jar Jar Binks*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on September 08, 2017, 12:54:37 PM
Gets a migrane and a sudden urge to punch something.

Inserts shadow trooper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 08, 2017, 01:13:00 PM
Receives a one batallion of Stormtroopers!


*Inserts a bowl of radioactive salad*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 08, 2017, 01:24:27 PM
Receives Blue Harvest


Inserts power converters

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 08, 2017, 04:32:27 PM
Receives a field of high voltage solar panels

Inserts mysterious skull
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 08, 2017, 04:34:36 PM
Receives spoopy skeletons


Inserts a model of Skull Island
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 08, 2017, 07:10:40 PM
Recieves the bonebroth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8)...

Inserts PAK-40 Panzerabwehrgewehr including crew, 120 shells, a logistics chain unit, and the operator's manual...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on September 09, 2017, 06:58:46 AM
Receives debt

Inserts Neorest® 750H Dual-Action 1.0 & 0.8 GPF with Actilight, including modular exhaust system, 3 reserve spools, backup tank, and operation/troubleshooting manual...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 09, 2017, 11:37:48 AM
Receives a speeding ticket


Inserts the 80s
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 09, 2017, 11:43:52 AM
Receives the 90s.

Inserts the 90s...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 09, 2017, 12:48:43 PM
Recieves a 400.000 dollar haircut, by a zombie mercenary with a rocket-launcher, as change...

Insert one cucumber, cut in half.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 09, 2017, 02:39:31 PM
Receives a half hamburger

Inserts penguin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 09, 2017, 02:49:39 PM
Receives a penguin egg.

Inserts a scarf...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 09, 2017, 02:59:22 PM
Receives a happy snowman

Inserts a waffle falling over
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 09, 2017, 03:00:08 PM
Recieves a rather large alien spaceship...

Inserts shaving cream...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 09, 2017, 03:01:10 PM
Receives a shave.

Inserts three year's worth of canned tomato soup...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 09, 2017, 03:41:12 PM
Recieves a Henry AR-7 (http://www.shooterssupplies.co.nz/ic/2244168321/Henry-AR7-US-Survival-Rifle.1.jpg)

Inserts a quarter of a hamburger....
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 09, 2017, 04:31:59 PM
Receives a Quarter Quarter PounderTM


Inserts a natural wonder of the world
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 09, 2017, 04:35:38 PM
Recieves a geomagnetic storm capable of destroying all electronics on the user's hemisphere, and decreasing the tempratures by 70 degrees averages. (it comes packed in a pop-bottle...)

Inserts a millitary standardisation agreement...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 09, 2017, 04:51:27 PM
Receives an Alliance


Inserts rebel scum
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 09, 2017, 05:02:30 PM
Receives an agry Sith lord!


*Inserts irradiated Coca-Cola*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 09, 2017, 05:37:41 PM
Recieves a Thunderfoot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HOgkzZc4Co) lecturing you on how it probably won't kill you...

Inserts a thermometer...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 09, 2017, 05:56:41 PM
Receives the temperature in the vending machine.

Inserts 1 Yen...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 09, 2017, 05:59:45 PM
Receives one gold atom.

Inserts kerosene
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 09, 2017, 06:14:39 PM
Receives Rammstein's Benzin song!


*Inserts a hyperspace engine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 09, 2017, 07:20:00 PM
Recieves a rather large explosion, because the bugger wasn't properly grounded...

Inserts a study on the social behaviour of animals, when interacting with diffirent species, and armoured vehicles.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on September 09, 2017, 08:36:46 PM
Gets you

Inserts Bo Rai Cho
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 10, 2017, 03:31:43 AM
Gets a note saying "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!"

Inserts Scarif.

(Star Wars fans will know what I refer to.)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 10, 2017, 03:15:02 PM
Receives Shoretroopers


Inserts Colin Trevorrow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 11, 2017, 07:33:05 PM
Receives a regular guy


Inserts an alien ship
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 11, 2017, 07:35:36 PM
Receives some very angry aliens asking for their ship back.

Inserts 1 denarius...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 11, 2017, 07:54:20 PM
Recieves a very angry midget, asking for his noodles back...

Inserts a thermometer with the gauge stuck on -10c
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 11, 2017, 07:56:40 PM
Receives a gust of air with a temperature of -10C

Inserts Tuvalu...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 11, 2017, 08:05:21 PM
Receives a regular girl


Inserts a nightmare in which you die.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 11, 2017, 08:24:17 PM
Recieves a nightmare in wich I live...

Inserts a piece of cloth, wich has the letter H with a large circle around it, sown on it...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 11, 2017, 08:26:15 PM
Receives a helicopter.

Inserts 3141 minutes...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 11, 2017, 08:53:49 PM
Receives pi:
3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128  48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 48610 45432 66482 13393 60726 02491 41273 72458 70066 06315 58817 48815 20920 96282 92540 91715 36436 78925 90360 01133 05305 48820 46652 13841 46951 94151 16094 33057 27036 57595 91953 09218 61173 81932 61179 31051 18548 07446 23799 62749 56735 18857 52724 89122 79381 83011 94912 98336 73362 44065 66430 86021 39494 63952 24737 19070 21798 60943 70277 05392 17176 29317 67523 84674 81846 76694 05132 00056 81271 45263 56082 77857 71342 75778 96091 73637 17872 14684 40901 22495 34301 46549 58537 10507 92279 68925 89235 42019 95611 21290 21960 86403 44181 59813 62977 47713 09960 51870 72113 49999 99837 29780 49951 05973 17328 16096 31859 50244 59455 34690 83026 42522 30825 33446 85035 26193 11881 71010 00313 78387 52886 58753 32083 81420 61717 76691 47303 59825 34904 28755 46873 11595 62863 88235 37875 93751 95778 18577 80532 17122 68066 13001 92787 66111 95909 21642 01989 ...

Inserts pie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on September 11, 2017, 09:08:57 PM
Gets a cake.(with a note inside saying: "where were you? You've been gone for so long")

Inserts blanket
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 12, 2017, 03:46:42 AM
Gets a bed.

Inserts Reman Disruptor Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 12, 2017, 07:45:16 AM
Recieves a samsung galaxy phone, displaying live footage of a police officer with a lazer-rifle, dancing to I don't feel like dancing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5I6y1Qvz0), with smoke plumes in the background...

Inserts a kilo of rebreather filter-grain...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on September 15, 2017, 01:30:15 PM
Receives 500g of tumble-dryer lint.






Inserts a hairpin.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 15, 2017, 01:52:38 PM
Receives a grenadepin... (And an explosion)

Inserts the very soda can (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm9lE97sIJo&t=3m), the CP asks you to pick up in the beginning of HL2...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 15, 2017, 02:04:18 PM
Gets beaten from behind with a baton by the very same cop from HL2!


*Inserts a Fork of Horripilation*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 15, 2017, 02:10:28 PM
Recieves voldemort's right nipple...

Inserts a box of chocolads...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on September 15, 2017, 02:15:39 PM
Receives a mystery. You'll never know what you got.






Inserts an elephant-shaped watering can.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 15, 2017, 02:32:08 PM
Receives a ball of mammoth wool!


*Inserts a bottle of Pepsi Max: Haters Tears Limited Edition*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 15, 2017, 02:37:15 PM
Recieves over 9000 FPS...

Inserts Cookie's lettuce...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on September 15, 2017, 02:42:33 PM
Gets chocolate esparigus.

Inserts razor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 15, 2017, 02:56:42 PM
Gets a beard trought the change slot...

Inserts a brick...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on September 15, 2017, 04:39:54 PM
Receives a big bad wolf who's going to huff and puff and blow that brick away.






Inserts a pack of cheap mozzarella
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 15, 2017, 04:42:05 PM
Gets Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza Mozarella!


*Inserts a can of pineapple chunks*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on September 15, 2017, 04:48:11 PM
Receives a warning discouraging the use of pineapple as a pizza topping.








Inserts a rubber ducky
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 15, 2017, 05:00:33 PM
Receives a regular ducky.

Inserts the month of June...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 15, 2017, 05:05:48 PM
Gets a box of fireworks!


*Inserts a cloud in a jar*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 15, 2017, 05:10:58 PM
Receives a cloud outside of a jar.

Inserts a green slime...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 15, 2017, 05:13:43 PM
Receives Ecto Cooler!


*Inserts an empty piggie bank*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 15, 2017, 05:15:50 PM
Receives fragments of the empty piggy bank.

Inserts a chair bought from Ikea...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 15, 2017, 07:26:27 PM
Receives 50-page long manual about how the chair works

Inserts beach ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on September 15, 2017, 07:28:47 PM
Receives a mountain cube.






Inserts a sack of potatoes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 15, 2017, 07:36:18 PM
Recieves a sack of potatoe peels and a note...

Quote
Na, you ain't gettin' off this soo easy, lady! Peel those darn 'taters yoself!

Inserts my grandpa's least favourite philips head screwdriver...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 15, 2017, 08:15:36 PM
Receives your grandpa's least favourite Philips head screwdriver, in 100 pieces like a Jigsaw puzzle.

Inserts a group of three weirdos who love to play games together
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on September 15, 2017, 09:44:37 PM
Receives a knitting circle.






Inserts a bunch of pinecones.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 15, 2017, 10:09:08 PM
Gets a bunch of mulch and a note that says "EXACT CHANGE ONLY!!!"

Inserts cotton swab.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 16, 2017, 05:21:34 PM
Gets   a   very   cute   policewoman    asking  your    serial   number...

(Edit:  Oops,   my   keyboard...)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 16, 2017, 08:11:15 PM
                 

Inserts cactus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 16, 2017, 08:36:21 PM
Recieves pain as weakness leaving the body.

Inserts a sincere apology for forgetting to do his job...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 16, 2017, 09:28:33 PM
Gets a note saying "It's alright".

Inserts camouflage-colored watch.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 17, 2017, 12:27:58 AM
Receives Camouflaged Tank Drive Gear.

Inserts 102mm M1 Abrams tank cannon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 17, 2017, 09:10:27 AM
Receives USA Paladin Tank!


*Inserts a point defense laser system*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 17, 2017, 06:19:14 PM
Gets the Thundermongs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyXA8H67nqk&t=4m34s)!

Inserts an uncivil protection unit...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 17, 2017, 06:26:44 PM
Receives these two guys! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ey8EnVSiA)


*Inserts an MP5 SMG*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 17, 2017, 07:31:35 PM
(Ehp... I hope that wasn't the guy whose neck I accidentally broke, while bunnyhopping over him... 0.o)

Recieves a mildly enfuriated AT police officer, and a summon to court.

Inserts the top 10 worst tumblr life quotes...

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 18, 2017, 12:11:36 AM
Gets the top 10 funniest memes found on the internet!

*Inserts Daedra Heart*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 18, 2017, 06:03:18 AM
Receive a  Hybrid Reaver (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Hybrid_reaver)

inserts Protoss Probe.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 19, 2017, 03:39:15 AM
Gets an Imperial Probe Droid.

Inserts too much free time.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on September 19, 2017, 04:02:45 AM
Receives a 4x game


Insert out of date coupons
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 19, 2017, 06:23:57 AM
receives  out of date cheese wheel.

inserts Protoss Sentry (http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/unit/sentry).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 19, 2017, 07:56:24 AM
Recieves the appropriate exchange rate in Senty lvl-3's (http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/sentry3.gif)...

Inserts Bernie Sander's favourite barbeque sauce...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 22, 2017, 05:30:00 PM
Receives Trump's favourite snack.


Inserts a misunderstanding
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 22, 2017, 05:38:33 PM
Receives scorched earth!


*Inserts box full of discarded Justin Bieber albums*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 22, 2017, 05:40:30 PM
Receives hordes of angry fans.


Inserts a name sign.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 22, 2017, 05:42:15 PM
Receives a guy with a name tag called: Jeff!


*Inserts the burnt remains of a overly crispy toast*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 22, 2017, 05:49:48 PM
Receives slightly burnt popcorn.


Inserts troll physics
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 22, 2017, 05:51:59 PM
Receives blueprints for the infinite energy!


*Inserts a random TF2 gmod video*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 22, 2017, 05:56:00 PM
Receives a video displaying every single Sonic '06 glitch.


*slightly touches the vending machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 22, 2017, 06:03:00 PM
Receives weird and otherworldly vibes coming from it...


*Inserts a request for the dankest drink ever to exist*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 22, 2017, 06:46:16 PM
Receives Pepsi Max with lemongrass, galangal and kaffir lime leaves


inserts a roast chicken with gravy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on September 23, 2017, 12:41:04 AM
Gets Thanksgiving turkey

Inserts Egg nog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: GamingCat0179 on September 23, 2017, 06:02:39 PM
Gets milk

*inserts ice cream*

Sent from my SM-G925V using Tapatalk

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on September 23, 2017, 07:31:29 PM
Gets frozen yogert

Inserts Bruce Lee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 24, 2017, 09:23:41 AM
Recieves a mysterious faillure in the connection of the brachioradiolis to the ulna bone, resulting in a loss of power in the left arm...

Inserts a Seawolf class nuclear submarine...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 24, 2017, 06:29:33 PM
Receives a submarine in a fursuit


Inserts a wax dummy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 24, 2017, 09:08:49 PM
Recieves a Max payne dummy

Inserts Yogurt (http://spaceballs.wikia.com/wiki/Yogurt)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 24, 2017, 09:40:10 PM
Gets Yoda, who seems irritated.

Inserts Darth Plaguies.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 26, 2017, 03:20:57 PM
Receives a red lightsaber!


*Inserts a plasma grenade*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 26, 2017, 05:04:24 PM
Blows up the vending machine.

Inserts Polaris...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 26, 2017, 05:17:54 PM
Receives a star chart!


*Inserts a badger*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 26, 2017, 05:19:42 PM
Receives a badger

Inserts alligator-dragon hybrid
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 26, 2017, 05:20:26 PM
Receives an alligator, a dragon, and polymerization.

Inserts toothpaste...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 26, 2017, 05:30:42 PM
Receives a plastic explosive!


*Inserts a MacGyver's Do it All book*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 26, 2017, 06:32:54 PM
Gets a MacGyver, freed from his prison.

Inserts MA5D Assault Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 26, 2017, 06:39:20 PM
Receives a group of scared Unggoy!


*Inserts an angry Sangheili*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 26, 2017, 07:11:12 PM
Recieves a trike ultralight aircraft, courtesy of former president Obama, because he thought the stove, he built in the back, speciffically intended for baking pancakes, would proof quintessential in this exact situation.

Inserts a half day of christmas...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 26, 2017, 07:46:22 PM
Receives a half Christmas song, a half Christmas tree and a half of a present. Oh, and a half Christmas cookie.

Inserts a twenty inch flat-screen HD plasma TV
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 26, 2017, 07:47:28 PM
Receives a 10-inch not-quite-so flat screen TV

Inserts Michen's Scarf...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 26, 2017, 08:40:59 PM
Recieves Michens paw... To the face...

Inserts the worlds smallest engine... (https://i.servimg.com/u/f81/17/71/25/79/rv_nan11.jpg)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 26, 2017, 11:21:28 PM
(Prolly gonna get smacked for this)

Gets the Worlds Smallest Camera.

Inserts Prophet of Truth.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 27, 2017, 01:14:07 AM
Receives The Prophet of Vengeance.

inserts Empty Bacta tank
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 27, 2017, 03:09:22 AM
Receives a smol surprise zergling!


(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/541/824/c51.gif)(https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/webkit-fake-url://4da9fecf-e26a-4bdd-b91e-cea0397f200d/imagegif)
*Inserts blueprints for an experimental mech*

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 27, 2017, 04:06:20 AM
Gets said experimental mech.

Inserts Bat'leth.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 27, 2017, 06:37:56 AM
(DAMN CUTE ZERGLING!!?!?!)

Gets an angry Klingon wanting his Bat'leth back.

Inserts Zerg infested Romulan, and (https://media.giphy.com/media/JrabV5Op9e0x2/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 27, 2017, 02:50:48 PM
Receives a bullet hell.


Inserts Neko III.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 28, 2017, 02:02:55 PM
Recieves a sneko in a tree...

(http://www.wildlifeqld.com.au/images/snake-id/Common-Tree/Common-tree-snake-005.jpg)

Inserts Geert Wilders, but with the superpower of lasers shooting out of his eyes...

(https://orig00.deviantart.net/d0ae/f/2017/263/e/0/geertwilders_by_brisky_by_happycomrie-dbo010s.jpg)

Like this...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on September 30, 2017, 06:29:22 AM
Receives an eye catching news headline!


*Inserts a locked mystery loot crate*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 30, 2017, 07:04:11 AM
Receives an unlocked, not-as-mystery loot crate.

Inserts Italy...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 30, 2017, 08:01:10 PM
Gets Germany!

Inserts ship belonging to registry number NCC-1701-E.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on September 30, 2017, 08:32:58 PM
Recieves a mob of 15 people violently yelling "trekkie" at him...

Inserts an 8-inch gun...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 30, 2017, 08:51:47 PM
Gets a Flak 88.

Inserts M4A1.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eclipse1 on September 30, 2017, 09:17:26 PM
You get the surprise return of the original poster! *shot for terrible prize*

Surprised to see the thread take off like this. But anyways ^^

*inserts key*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 01, 2017, 08:09:13 AM
Unlocks the vending machine. What else did you expect?

Inserts a katana...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on October 01, 2017, 10:42:37 AM
Receives a foolish samurai warrior!


*Inserts a piece of blu-tack*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 01, 2017, 12:47:57 PM
Clogs up the vending machine with blu-tack. Give it a moment, it will fix itself...

Inserts Molotov Cocktail...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on October 01, 2017, 12:57:38 PM
Receives a Russian bread basket.








Inserts a post-it note.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 01, 2017, 12:58:53 PM
Receives a post-it note, with writing on it. Upon inspection, the writing is, in fact, a shopping list.

Inserts a fez.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 01, 2017, 06:19:09 PM
recieves that hat jewish people wear (sorry if I offended someone :$ )


inserts my 2 cats, of wich one is missing an eye
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eclipse1 on October 01, 2017, 06:25:46 PM
You get plushes that look just like your cats!

*inserts a penny with a string in it so I can pull the penny out when I get whatever the vending machine gives me*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 01, 2017, 06:27:43 PM
you get an empty ball


insterts all memes on earth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 01, 2017, 06:29:36 PM
Receives a hyper-monster mutant meme.

Inserts a bow tie...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 01, 2017, 06:30:36 PM
recives a necktei


Post Merge: October 01, 2017, 06:31:12 PM
inserts forgoten stuff XD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eclipse1 on October 01, 2017, 06:56:38 PM
You get a time machine o:

*inserts a machine to clean up everything that isn't a coin as it should've been, you silly floofs*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 01, 2017, 07:00:56 PM
recieves a lot of trash


inserts my fav t-shirt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 01, 2017, 07:01:51 PM
The vending machine takes your t-shirt out of where the coins and stuff should go, and puts it on itself.

Inserts bryantparknl...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eclipse1 on October 01, 2017, 07:02:23 PM
You get a coin! o:

*sneakily steals that coin and puts it in the machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 01, 2017, 07:03:10 PM
Receives a chocolate bar. Or a packet of crisps. Your choice.

Inserts Eclipse1...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eclipse1 on October 01, 2017, 07:04:50 PM
Ooh, chocolate! *takes a bite and yelps as I'm put into the machine*

What is this?! I gotta break out! *looks around*

*makes the machine explode as I escape, leaving in fashion.. so you essentially get me and everything everyone ever put into the machine that wasn't a coin*

*...restarts the game*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 01, 2017, 07:05:59 PM
Receives the new Vendatronic >9000! It's our new vending machine!

Inserts 1 Yen...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eclipse1 on October 01, 2017, 07:08:18 PM
You get a cookie! :3

*inserts half dollar coin*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 01, 2017, 07:09:20 PM
(Wow! That's generous for 1 Yen!)

Receives 2 quarters.

Inserts an apple...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 02, 2017, 12:54:05 AM
Gets an orange.

Inserts a Reman Warbird.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eclipse1 on October 02, 2017, 05:24:28 AM
You got an attack helicopter o:

*inserts the song One by Three Dog Night*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 03, 2017, 03:13:55 PM
Receives pure silence.


Inserts the spaceship registered as "CST-3N4-002".
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 03, 2017, 03:22:59 PM
Receives MH17


Inserts an eevee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 03, 2017, 03:28:45 PM
Receives a Moon Stone.


Inserts a fighting spirit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 03, 2017, 03:42:12 PM
Recieves a reminder of his town role play
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 03, 2017, 03:49:08 PM
Error: item_inserted=0


Inserts everything I imagined
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 03, 2017, 04:52:18 PM
all your dreams comes true, even your nightmares XP


insterts phone :(
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 03, 2017, 05:03:10 PM
Receives phone X3
(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTE5OFgxNjAw/z/SqcAAOSwHOpZ0C8o/$_35.JPG?set_id=8800005007)

Inserts doorbell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 03, 2017, 05:09:58 PM
recieves belle (beauty and the beast)


inserts my fav food (chicken and mice)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 03, 2017, 05:29:17 PM
Receives a tuna-salmon dish.


Inserts a piece of string
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 03, 2017, 05:31:12 PM
Receives invisible ties that bond

Inserts treasure chest
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 03, 2017, 05:35:11 PM
Receives a cardboard box


Inserts ballista
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 03, 2017, 05:43:54 PM
recieves shirt made from wool


inserts sunglasses  B)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Eclipse1 on October 04, 2017, 03:48:21 AM
You get the Men In Black outfit o:

*inserts cookie*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 04, 2017, 03:50:40 AM
resieves choclate chip, without the cookies


inserts all animals of a zoo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 04, 2017, 06:51:44 PM
Receives the zoo, without the animals.


Inserts a power cell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 04, 2017, 06:54:05 PM
recieves a breaking bad refrence


inserts patatoes and molasses (over the garden wall is haunting me)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 04, 2017, 07:22:18 PM
Receives cauliflower and snails.


Inserts salt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 04, 2017, 07:24:52 PM
recieves ? (an other furry on this forum)


inserts homework i hevent finished yet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 04, 2017, 07:32:14 PM
Receives homework that has yet to be started on.


inserts time waste
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 04, 2017, 07:33:45 PM
recieves these forums


inserts all disney movies with foxes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 04, 2017, 07:45:01 PM
Receives someone who is obsessed with foxes.


Inserts one yen.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 04, 2017, 07:46:07 PM
recieves one cents


inserts steven universe shirt
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 04, 2017, 08:08:21 PM
Receives a dirty T-shirt saying "Keep calm and kill zombies"


Inserts a chainsaw
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 04, 2017, 08:14:02 PM
recieves bat with pricklyrope
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 05, 2017, 02:16:11 PM
Error: item_inserted=0


Inserts potassium
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 05, 2017, 04:10:26 PM
Since it is probably a chemical you'll get an other one

Inserts sand


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Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 05, 2017, 04:21:42 PM
Receives the entire Sahara desert.

Inserts a pizza
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on October 05, 2017, 04:28:33 PM
Recieves semi-unhealthy eating habits, along with a complimentary box containing a miniature robot russian playing "Katyusha" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e28Qqj27qGA)...

Inserts Coughing sirup, cut with lemon juice...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 05, 2017, 06:48:56 PM
recieves a toy


inserts my new sahara desert
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 06, 2017, 05:59:14 PM
Receives one tiny brown rock.


Inserts mr. Lol
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 06, 2017, 07:36:15 PM
did you know that when you hold your calculator upside down and thype LOL+LOL= in youll get HIHI


inserts some more random facts
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 07, 2017, 01:00:41 PM
receives half of a saw

inserts other half of saw
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 07, 2017, 08:22:53 PM
recieves half of a knive


inserts half of a fork
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 08, 2017, 01:42:50 AM
Gets half a spoon.

Inserts Infiltrator-Grade Personal Cloaking Device (PCD).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Polaris on October 08, 2017, 10:25:21 AM
Receives an insane Nightkin Super Mutant!


*Inserts a recepie book written in alien language*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 08, 2017, 03:38:38 PM
recieves chinees cook book


inserts the willem alexander, the dutch king.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 09, 2017, 04:37:23 PM
Receives a ceremonial function.


Inserts an arcane dragon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 09, 2017, 05:21:05 PM
Receives Blue Eyes White Dragon

Inserts Atlantis
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 09, 2017, 06:04:39 PM
Receives water. Lots and lots of water.


Inserts "it".
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 09, 2017, 06:36:48 PM
Receives it (https://grim-perspectives.deviantart.com/art/More-To-It-75598206)

Inserts anti-gravity laser
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 09, 2017, 06:40:35 PM
Receives altered reality.


Inserts logic
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 09, 2017, 06:42:38 PM
recieves (isaac) newton


inserts (alexander) hamilton
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 09, 2017, 07:23:39 PM
Receives Geronimo Stilton.


Inserts something that only exists in the 5th dimension
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 09, 2017, 07:26:01 PM
recieves a 4D movie


inserts $d-glasses for the movie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 09, 2017, 07:32:52 PM
Receives boring glasses with no effect.


Inserts complex mathematical equation.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 09, 2017, 07:34:42 PM
recieves the fact im not a sientict


inserts the journal (Gravity Falls)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 09, 2017, 07:37:50 PM
Receives a fall of gravity itself.


Inserts money.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 09, 2017, 07:39:45 PM
recieves alexander hamilton, first secretery of tresury


inserts 5 ddollar split in 1 dolaars, youll never get my 5 dollar bill
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 09, 2017, 07:47:57 PM
Receives a lollypop and the excuse inflation has grown.


Inserts hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 09, 2017, 07:51:44 PM
recieves bunny


inserts wand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 10, 2017, 03:33:50 AM
Gets Harry Potter.

Inserts irritating dogs barking incessantly at night when I'm trying to sleep.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 10, 2017, 04:28:11 AM
recieves cats that meow in your ears at full volume at 6 AM D:


inserts credit card
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 10, 2017, 04:32:56 AM
Receives charges of identity theft


Inserts a cell tower
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 10, 2017, 04:35:39 AM
recieves a phone from the 80's


inserts music from the 80's
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 10, 2017, 04:41:29 AM
Receives a phone number 867-5309


Inserts a local paper distribution facility
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 10, 2017, 04:43:49 AM
(if thats your phone number you just gave it to the world congrats X3 )
recieves a car


inserts beer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: kalan on October 10, 2017, 04:50:16 AM
Receives a murica


Inserts a slightly used pair of shoes


(That's a song from the 80s that's the number in the song)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 10, 2017, 02:10:16 PM
Gets a boot to the head.

Inserts K'Vort-class Bird-of-Prey.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 10, 2017, 04:25:56 PM
Receives a King Sardine support sub.


Inserts silence
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 10, 2017, 04:27:17 PM
Receives a Silent (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silence_(Doctor_Who))

Inserts a dictionary...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 10, 2017, 04:39:31 PM
Receives words. Lots and lots of words.


Inserts an error
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 10, 2017, 05:05:26 PM
recieves 404


inserts 69
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 10, 2017, 05:37:40 PM
Receives 70

Inserts cringy furry pawns
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 10, 2017, 05:39:37 PM
recives a clawsome and purrfect massage saying im just kitten around


inserts the emoji movie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 10, 2017, 05:40:24 PM
Receives emojis.

Inserts a YuGiOh card...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 10, 2017, 05:41:48 PM
recives pokemon


inserts school
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 10, 2017, 05:43:20 PM
Receives university.

Inserts lightstone (yes, I mean you, lightstone!)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 10, 2017, 05:45:47 PM
recieves perfection


inserts a friend like me (Alladin song)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 10, 2017, 05:57:44 PM
Receives a place for us (from Bridge to Terabithia)

Inserts the best selling book worldwide
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 10, 2017, 06:00:22 PM
recieves Harry Potter


inserts Lord Of The Rings
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 10, 2017, 06:11:01 PM
Receives my axe!

The last one was such a ripoff. I insert my Harry Potter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 10, 2017, 06:13:14 PM
resievec fantastic beasts and where to find them


inserts tickets for "Hamilton"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 11, 2017, 12:49:55 AM
Receives tickets for a random movie!

Inserts Hobus Supernova (http://memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/Hobus).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 11, 2017, 03:55:50 AM
recieves a sun


iserts the man who put the glad in gladiator
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 11, 2017, 01:25:41 PM
Receives good death.


Inserts CASHMERE SWEATER IN ALL CAPS
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 11, 2017, 03:44:05 PM
recieves a jammed capslock key


inserts a kite
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 12, 2017, 06:52:01 PM
Receives a blimp.


Inserts rainbows and sunshine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 12, 2017, 06:54:48 PM
recieves MLP (My Little Pony[size=78%])[/size]
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[/size]inserts disney movies[size=78%]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 12, 2017, 07:08:51 PM
Receives Donald Duck.


Inserts xenon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 12, 2017, 07:09:40 PM
recieves X-man


inserts lion king
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 12, 2017, 07:13:27 PM
Receives The Wild.


Inserts trololonium
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 12, 2017, 07:23:29 PM
recieves trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolloll


inserts the emotional scenes from pixar :'( :'( :'(  theres a lot of them, just listen when she loved me from toy story 2
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ``` on October 13, 2017, 12:14:21 AM
You get a jar full of tears!

*Proceeds to insert two hexagonal coins from her hometown*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on October 13, 2017, 12:26:17 AM
You get a blue satin dress!

*inserts a golden ankh*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 13, 2017, 01:52:15 AM
Gets the Golden Gun!

*Inserts Plasma Torpedo*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 13, 2017, 04:01:17 AM
resievec submarian


inserts laptop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ``` on October 13, 2017, 04:16:28 AM
A desktop is presented in return.

*inserts drawing*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 13, 2017, 04:22:02 AM
recieves money


inserts my sister
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 13, 2017, 02:40:18 PM
Receives very angry parents, you heartless brute >:(

Inserts trampoline
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 14, 2017, 11:56:36 AM
Receives a spring


Inserts Jeremia
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 14, 2017, 07:00:56 PM
resives a guy?


inserts Gaston
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 14, 2017, 09:56:08 PM
Gets a gasket!

Inserts RCS-class Armored Cruiser (https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/halo/images/7/7b/H4-RCSArmoredCruiser-SideFull.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/2000?cb=20140110224047).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 05:56:48 PM
Receives a RC-plane.


Inserts a world in which everything is the same, except I don't exist.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 05:57:42 PM
recieves sadness


inserts joy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 06:06:12 PM
Receives a world in which everything is the same, except YOU don't exist.


Inserts an umbrella.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 06:08:14 PM
resives rain, you dont have your umbrella anymore


inserts a frog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 06:11:12 PM
Receives a toad


Inserts the Trollotron 5000.5
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 06:12:31 PM
resives a ban on every site


inserts 5 dollar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 06:17:19 PM
Receives 5 cookies.


Inserts dough.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 06:20:22 PM
recives grandma


inserts alligator
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 06:25:25 PM
Receives an animal with three letters in its name


Inserts questions.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 06:28:01 PM
recives awnser


 inserts past
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 06:33:55 PM
Receives an even further past.


Inserts LEGO.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 06:36:14 PM
recives playmobile


inserts a mother, a real mother
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 06:38:18 PM
Receives placebo puppet


Inserts creativity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 06:39:20 PM
recives a school


inserts new orleans and dreams come trough in new orleans
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 06:40:34 PM
Receives Texas.


Inserts Aslan.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 06:42:03 PM
recieves asia


insert europe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 06:43:00 PM
Receives a small country lying next to the North Sea.


Inserts truth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 06:44:58 PM
recives Hamilton


inserts 5 douzen eggs
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 06:46:09 PM
Receives salmonella.


Inserts boring voiceover
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 06:47:05 PM
recives starwars


inserts startrek
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 06:48:08 PM
Receives things.


Inserts "alternative truths".
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 06:57:39 PM
recieves more lies


inserts lion king
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 07:04:37 PM
Receives Simba.


Inserts Flynn.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 07:05:54 PM
recives tangeld


inserts todd
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 07:08:48 PM
Receives the Replacements.


Inserts Clu.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 07:10:55 PM
resives cluedo


inserts monopoly
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 07:12:12 PM
Receives money.


Inserts Quorra.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 07:14:10 PM
resives omething


inserts something else
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 07:16:23 PM
Receives an item


Inserts a lightcycle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 07:19:09 PM
resives a popsicle


inserts ice cweam
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 07:24:22 PM
receives a scream


Inserts Tron.EXE
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 15, 2017, 07:25:52 PM
recives another disney movie


inserts a TV
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 15, 2017, 07:33:26 PM
Receives every not-Disney movie.


Inserts the Master Control Program.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 16, 2017, 12:02:46 AM
Gets mind controlled.

Inserts Venator-class Star Destroyer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on October 16, 2017, 05:58:57 AM
Receives  the armory of  a Venator-class Star destroyer.


inserts Dc-15S
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 01:30:11 PM
Receives a fake replica.


Inserts an annoying dog.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 16, 2017, 01:36:11 PM
receives orb

inserts freak pizza
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 01:41:56 PM
Receives a pizza that chases you around the house.


Inserts the BattleEagle V "Blowfish MK.II".
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 16, 2017, 02:19:38 PM
Gets a Predator-class Star Destroyer.

Inserts Negh'var-class Battlecruiser.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 03:05:01 PM
Receives widespread destruction.


Inserts photon beam
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 03:10:42 PM
Receives a CD filled with pure silence.


Inserts an eyepatch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 03:14:36 PM
Receives wooden plank


Inserts eyepad
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 16, 2017, 03:27:32 PM
Receives Eyepet.

Inserts broken headphones

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2017, 07:54:06 PM
receives crappy mike


Inserts Microphone Kirby
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 20, 2017, 03:41:52 PM
recieves pain in the ears


inserts seaweed
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 20, 2017, 06:55:35 PM
Receives sea serpent

Inserts high score
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 20, 2017, 06:56:48 PM
resieves a high five


inserts my glasses
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 20, 2017, 08:03:50 PM
Receives monocle.

Inserts circle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 20, 2017, 08:05:07 PM
recives pie (get it cuz like py, the diameter of a circle)


inserts another bad pun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 20, 2017, 08:22:17 PM
Receives me. ;)

Inserts white roses.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 20, 2017, 08:24:33 PM
recives your head cut off cuz the queen wants them red


inserts another bad disney refrence
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 21, 2017, 02:03:26 PM
Gets a good disney reference.

Inserts The Matrix.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on October 21, 2017, 02:11:32 PM
Gets unplugged abruptly.

Inserts a ballon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 02:47:26 PM
recives a balled

inserts greece
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on October 21, 2017, 06:23:11 PM
Gets Rome

Inserts telephone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 06:42:51 PM
Receives telegram


Inserts the North Sea.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 06:44:56 PM
recives ice, alot of ice

inserts antartica
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 06:50:42 PM
receives Greenland.


Inserts Australia.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 06:51:47 PM
recives austria


inserts the netherlands
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 06:53:51 PM
Receives tulips, cheese, and the colour orange.


Inserts 5 cents.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 06:55:58 PM
recives a massage: put in more money for stuff

inserts a drumkit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 06:57:17 PM
Receives bongos.


Inserts wrath.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 06:59:19 PM
recives a frog for some unknown reason

inserts dungeons and dragons
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:09:34 PM
Receives a 20-sided dice.


Inserts fun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:11:44 PM
recives everything but school

inserts lonlyness
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:15:24 PM
Receives company. Lots and lots of company. The room is crowded...


Inserts silence
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:16:47 PM
recives relaxation

inserts the fact im an intrevert
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:19:10 PM
Receives a huge whirl that sucks up all your company.


Inserts wind.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:21:57 PM
recives the eye.... of a hurricane


inserts a puzzle paterned scarf
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:23:49 PM
Receives jigsaw puzzle.


Inserts heartache.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:27:52 PM
recives heart shped egg


inserts ma mind
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:29:03 PM
Receives thoughts that are unknown to me.


Inserts my imagination
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:31:10 PM
recives journy into your immagination, pls bring it back to the original atraction disney


inserts ma coolness
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:32:19 PM
Receives your stupidity.


Inserts ice monsters.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:33:26 PM
receives kakamora

inserts tamatoa
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:34:37 PM
Receives the handbook "Spelling 101".


Inserts purple coins.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:36:19 PM
eroor: the coin was to slimy

inserts error: can insert because its to slimy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:37:35 PM
Receives cleaning fluid.


Inserts Power Stars.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:38:45 PM
recieves the sun

inserts my son
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:40:35 PM
Receives your daughter


Inserts a green mushroom with white dots and eyes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:42:28 PM
receives a one down

inserts a 7 up
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 07:43:46 PM
Receives Coca-Cola.


Inserts a short human with a mushroom head.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 21, 2017, 07:44:52 PM
recieves a toad (as in the animal)


inserts a prinsess
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 21, 2017, 08:00:13 PM
Receives a brown-haired girl with an orange dress.


Inserts a plumber with a green hat.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 22, 2017, 03:51:53 AM
recieves his brother with a red hat

inserts a stop sign
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 23, 2017, 01:18:11 AM
Receives a stoplight.

Inserts Cuddly kitty.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 23, 2017, 03:49:55 AM
recieves kittens

inserts a peach
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 23, 2017, 10:00:01 PM
Gets a Plum.

Inserts Vanilla Coke.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 24, 2017, 03:47:15 AM
recieves cherry coke

inserts a game
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 24, 2017, 02:10:58 PM
Gets another game.

Inserts TIE Defender (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/TIE/D_Defender/Legends).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 24, 2017, 03:26:25 PM
receives a X-wing


inserts th color "green"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on October 26, 2017, 12:39:39 PM
Receives the colour magenta

Inserts 15 random people...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 26, 2017, 06:17:57 PM
receives a dome to put them under


inserts storybrooke
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 27, 2017, 08:29:04 AM
Receives a storybook


INSERTS A CAPS LOCK KEY
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 27, 2017, 02:39:41 PM
RECIEVES AN ANOYING MASSAGE


INSERTS A SHIFT KEY
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 30, 2017, 01:42:18 AM
Gets the worst possible shift at work.

*Inserts Monologue from Chancellor Martok (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6h8TZQ5SMA)*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on October 30, 2017, 02:06:01 AM
Gets and incoherent speak by Barack Obama

Puts in the receipts form an excellent weekend
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 30, 2017, 04:29:28 AM
Receives breath-mint

Inserts cantaloupe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on October 30, 2017, 04:39:20 AM
Gets Honey Dew


Inserts Super Mario Odyssey
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 04:45:20 AM
Receives the fact you don’t own a switch


Insert switch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 08:08:35 AM
Receives a place switch with me.

Inserts spaghetti that's one year over date.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 08:24:13 AM
Receives a disgust of the Italian
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 08:33:21 AM
                                       

Inserts headache
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 09:32:32 AM
recieves my mom


inserts forgiveness
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 30, 2017, 07:00:41 PM
Receives mercy.


Inserts a combination of justice and love.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 07:58:06 PM
Receives a potential new character of me... Hm hm hm.

Inserts a heart-shaped key
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 08:10:18 PM
recieves disney characters


inserts a kingdom of hearts
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 08:36:20 PM
Receives kingdom of spades

Inserts electric lute
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 30, 2017, 08:38:03 PM
recieves electric flute


inserts drum kit
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 31, 2017, 03:53:56 AM
receives beating. ouch.

inserts airplane canopy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 04:38:46 AM
recieves panic


inserts calm
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 31, 2017, 08:48:10 AM
Receives a lake in a forest at sundown

Inserts oil lamp
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 03:58:50 PM
recieves mine


inserts gold
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 31, 2017, 04:15:25 PM
Receives Silver the Hedgehog

Inserts porcelain[/colo]
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 05:26:05 PM
recieves the sound of it breaking


inserts marshmellows
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:11:01 PM
Receives a sticky, sweet mess.


Inserts L.O.V.E.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:12:16 PM
recieves low overated vending machine enterer


inserts C.U.P.H.E.A.D
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:23:20 PM
Receives crappy unusable prototype having exeptionally annoying defects.


Inserts E.X.P.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:24:54 PM
recieves exalent xylophone player


inserts S.T.O.P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:31:57 PM
Receives Superstitious Terrifying Overwatch Player.


Inserts a bad pun
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:33:16 PM
recieves a bad pointless useless nothingness
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:40:20 PM
Error: item_inserted=0;


Inserts the mentioned error.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:41:20 PM
recieves an appegis


inserts an apolagees
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:45:48 PM
Receives a dictionary and the word "apologies"


Inserts a grammar and spelling freak




Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:46:46 PM
recieves the fact i like grammer but not spelling


inserts me sleeping
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 08:49:00 PM
Receives a computer that should be turned off.


Inserts a bed.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on October 31, 2017, 08:51:34 PM
recieves a bye bye


inserts notehing, im sleeping
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2017, 09:01:29 PM
Receives a sleep-posting Lightstone.


Inserts everything but the universe.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 01, 2017, 01:03:21 AM
Gets a Universe without anything.

Inserts upgraded DH17 Blaster Carbine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on November 01, 2017, 01:06:15 AM
receives foam dart pistol...(and a phaser)

inserts a job application
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 01, 2017, 01:07:53 AM
Gets a job.

Inserts unmodified E11 Blaster Carbine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on November 01, 2017, 01:10:00 AM
Receives AirSoft pistol, without ammo


Inserts Wwhirled Peas
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2017, 04:58:50 AM
recieves whirled beans


inserts the cure to a diseas
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 01, 2017, 10:36:30 AM
Receives a loss at Plague Inc.

Inserts a 500 euro note
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2017, 12:29:52 PM
Sorry we don’t expect €500 notes


Inserts YouTube and Netflix
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on November 01, 2017, 01:00:28 PM
Receives a distraction.






Inserts three bottles of soap.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 01, 2017, 01:01:12 PM
recieves death


inserts a copy of peter pan
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 02, 2017, 04:44:43 PM
Receives a copy of the Blues Traveler song 'Hook'.


Inserts a meerkat in a hula skirt.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on November 02, 2017, 06:45:38 PM
Recieves a weird looking pig approaching at an awfully high velocity...

Inserts a boy named Sue....
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on November 03, 2017, 02:43:48 AM
receives a Ring of Fire...

Inserts a lump of grey clay
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 03, 2017, 03:17:39 AM
Gets a rock.

Inserts Jim Carry.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on November 03, 2017, 03:21:46 AM
gets a weird sense of humor, and a mask....



inserts half a hot dog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 03, 2017, 03:30:39 AM
Gets half a bun.

Inserts Tire Iron.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Fuzzpaws on November 03, 2017, 03:34:19 AM
gets a neatly pressed set of tires


inserts thinly veiled sarcasm
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 03, 2017, 05:01:51 AM
recieves Negan

inserts the fact i havent seen the walking dead
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 03, 2017, 03:31:43 PM
Gets a swarm of Walking Dead fans with burning torches screaming "Burn the heretic! He hasn't seen the Walking Dead!"

Inserts Mustard.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 03, 2017, 04:03:20 PM
recieves a 50 year old guy


inserts Mount Rushmore
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 06, 2017, 04:20:17 PM
Recieves Mt. Everest.


Inserts 10^18301.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 06, 2017, 07:21:13 PM
Receives the remains of an exploded calculator!

Inserts a footprint in the snow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 06, 2017, 08:19:16 PM
recieves a clue


inserts the snow itselfs
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on November 06, 2017, 11:47:43 PM
Gets Frozen

Inserts some random guy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 07, 2017, 04:51:21 AM
recieves the perfect match


inserts a Jack Skelington mug
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on November 07, 2017, 11:56:19 AM
Receives a mug with a miniature Jack Skellington sitting inside it.

Inserts Pixar...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 07, 2017, 08:09:03 PM
recieves tears


inserts tissues
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 07, 2017, 09:25:14 PM
Receives "All Dogs Go To Heaven"

Inserts mousepad
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 07, 2017, 10:49:17 PM
Gets a gaming mouse!

Inserts bottle of iced tea.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 08, 2017, 04:51:46 AM
recieves hot tea


inserts the dutch celebration "Sinterklaas"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on November 08, 2017, 02:39:58 PM
Receives both Santa Claus and St. Nicholas.

Inserts an inside joke...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 08, 2017, 02:44:12 PM
recieves not many laughs


inserts "zwarte piet"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on November 08, 2017, 11:28:06 PM
Gets a lot of angry people when they find out it means "black Pete"


Inserts Mel Gibson
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on November 09, 2017, 12:28:58 PM
Recieve funny comments regarding the jews.


Insert one republican
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 09, 2017, 03:55:24 PM
Receives a half


Inserts a tv show
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on November 09, 2017, 03:58:07 PM
recieves a new anime netfilx serries




inserts a friend
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 09, 2017, 07:59:30 PM
Receives... wait you got friends? XP  Forgot what you got


Inserts percussion
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 09, 2017, 08:21:56 PM
Gets precision.

Inserts E11 Carbine Certification.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on November 10, 2017, 07:45:08 AM
(i don't have friends anymore, my only friend is in a vending machine)




recieves blank paper






inserts E11 Carbine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 10, 2017, 09:02:54 AM
Receives an Order 66

Inserts a 99 balloons
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on November 10, 2017, 09:48:28 AM
Recieve full blown nuclear warfare.


*Insert minarchism*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 10, 2017, 12:33:47 PM
Receives Anarchism

Inserts many-different-other-forms-of-isms
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on November 10, 2017, 01:10:58 PM
*recieve Max Stirner to end it all*

Inserts some quote
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 10, 2017, 01:15:13 PM
Receives a standing ovation

Inserts a
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on November 10, 2017, 01:18:38 PM
Recieve nothing due to the lack of a proper inserted quantity.


*inserts lean management*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 10, 2017, 01:21:48 PM
*receives WORKERS SLACKING OFF*

*Inserts the string "'); DROP TABLE *;"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on November 10, 2017, 01:23:06 PM
Recieve some funky .bat file.

*insert Laissez-faire economics*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 10, 2017, 01:25:53 PM
*Receives reaganomics*

Inserts a nop sled
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on November 10, 2017, 01:27:43 PM
No operation happens.


*Insert a Bitcoin program to double all Bitcoin when the price of a bitcoin hits 5:1 the value of 2011*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 10, 2017, 01:29:23 PM
*Receives 256-SHA encryption with public-private key cryptography... Good luck!*

Inserts a Quantum Computer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on November 10, 2017, 01:30:48 PM
*Recieve quantum physics models that weren't possible for a long time.*

*Insert a massive shortsale on financial institutions and their stock, mixed with a global run on the bank*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 10, 2017, 01:31:50 PM
*Receives a Recession!*

*Inserts Price controls*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on November 10, 2017, 01:38:59 PM
*recieve fixed inflation rate*
*Inserts devaluation that uses following function= Y=X²*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 10, 2017, 01:43:11 PM
*Receives quadratic expansion?*

*Inserts a scientific theory with no evidence*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on November 10, 2017, 01:43:54 PM
*recieve massive tabloid publication*

*insert shortsale regulations*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 10, 2017, 09:44:23 PM
Gets a headache.

*Inserts bungee cord*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 11, 2017, 04:51:43 AM
recieves it broken next to a message, "listen its not my fault he died"


inserts tears
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on November 11, 2017, 10:43:48 AM
recieves hapines


inserts a URL
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 11, 2017, 10:55:14 AM
recieves https://www.google.nl/search?biw=1920&bih=949&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=wr4GWvyzN9CusAfW1YP4Aw&q=least+cute+animals&oq=least+cute+&gs_l=psy-ab.3.0.0i19k1.865881.869028.0.870951.11.11.0.0.0.0.135.1038.10j1.11.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.11.1037...0j0i67k1j0i30k1j0i8i30k1j0i24k1j0i8i30i19k1.0.YJ78LsfCWyo#imgrc=nrbyBwpBOXFegM:


inserts https://www.google.nl/search?biw=1920&bih=949&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=wr4GWvyzN9CusAfW1YP4Aw&q=least+cute+animals&oq=least+cute+&gs_l=psy-ab.3.0.0i19k1.865881.869028.0.870951.11.11.0.0.0.0.135.1038.10j1.11.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.11.1037...0j0i67k1j0i30k1j0i8i30k1j0i24k1j0i8i30i19k1.0.YJ78LsfCWyo#imgrc=nrbyBwpBOXFegM:
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 11, 2017, 11:08:45 AM
Receives a fail at failing

Inserts endless fall
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 11, 2017, 11:09:58 AM
recieves buttomless pit


inserts some more mysteries
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on November 11, 2017, 05:20:14 PM
recieves a one time solution




inserts a wooden plank
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 11, 2017, 09:52:46 PM
Gets a pirate captain demanding they walk the plank.

*Inserts last-minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other f****** people*

(Cookie to the one who gets the reference)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 11, 2017, 11:19:58 PM
*Receives a cookie*

(I don't deserve it after all, I didn't get the reference xD)

*Inserts two hundred thousand million Zimbabwe dollars*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on November 11, 2017, 11:51:33 PM
(I have a hunch it may have to do with star wars maaaybe.)
*Recieves  two hundred thousand million republic credits*

Republic Credits? there no good out here.

*inserts R2 series astromech droid*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 12, 2017, 05:41:08 AM
recieves a rare BB type droid


inserts a wookie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 12, 2017, 03:52:51 PM
(It was an Under Siege reference... seriously, has no one here seen any of Steven Segal's movies?!)

Gets a Nemoidian.

Inserts a Zabrak.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 13, 2017, 04:44:11 AM
recieves.... you know what ill stop star wars good luck with you Malinial Falcon


inserts Star Trek
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on November 13, 2017, 08:40:55 AM
recieves a mashup of star wars and star trek called "trek wars"






inserts universe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 13, 2017, 10:01:25 AM
Receives dimension

Inserts hairball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on November 13, 2017, 10:55:33 AM
*Receives a Coughing cat*

*Inserts a paradox*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 13, 2017, 02:45:59 PM
Gets faded out of existence.

*Inserts B1 Battle Droid*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 13, 2017, 04:24:42 PM
recieves a very angry fox


inserts a scrartch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on November 13, 2017, 06:19:51 PM
Receives pain.

Insets Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on November 13, 2017, 06:24:18 PM
Receives Prifddinas








Inserts an empty jar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on November 13, 2017, 06:28:50 PM
Receives an ajar jar in a jar.

Inserts Cheza :)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on November 13, 2017, 07:16:07 PM
recieves red








inserts a game disk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 13, 2017, 10:16:37 PM
Gets a digital copy of their favorite game.

*Inserts Boba Fett*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 14, 2017, 04:59:42 AM
recieves another angry fox


inserts a message: "stop Star Wars"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on November 14, 2017, 05:26:28 AM
You receive a piece of paper with 'NO' written on it.

*inserts a silver dollar*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 14, 2017, 05:27:14 AM
recieves a paper Euro note


inserts olaf
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on November 14, 2017, 11:20:32 AM
Receives some water, some twigs, coals and a carrot.

Inserts Robin Hood.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 14, 2017, 03:22:18 PM
Gets the Sheriff of Nottingham.

*Inserts Shinzon*

(lightstone, you got something against Star Wars?)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 14, 2017, 03:23:47 PM
(not really but my aunt takes star wars too far and rather have SW merch then a proper roof!)


recieves Q


inserts Discord
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on November 14, 2017, 08:26:24 PM
recieves skype




inserts a floppy disk with funny sounds on it
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 15, 2017, 12:36:59 AM
Gets a boot to the head and a note demanding, "WHAT HERESY IS THIS?!"

*Inserts Reman Warbird (http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Scimitar)*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 15, 2017, 04:52:56 AM
recieves skype
XD i meant Discord of MLP as its the same actor as Q from star trek


recieves TIE-fighter


inserts tissues
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 15, 2017, 11:26:42 AM
Receives a cold

Inserts a bowling ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 15, 2017, 12:21:01 PM
recieves a strike


inserts twin strike
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 15, 2017, 09:34:35 PM
Gets a Sith Marauder.

*Inserts TIE Avenger*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 16, 2017, 04:54:33 AM
(and STARWARS)


recieves revenge


inserts the fact that STARWARS is disney
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 16, 2017, 09:45:08 AM
Receives an empty void

Inserts Copperplate Gothic Light
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 16, 2017, 03:19:54 PM
recieves a rage of goths


inserts red
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 16, 2017, 05:11:25 PM
Gets Blue.

Inserts Coffee Mug.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 16, 2017, 05:12:35 PM
Receives mug shot

Inserts belly dance
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 16, 2017, 05:13:52 PM
Gets booted for doing that at the wrong time.

*inserts a boot to the head*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 16, 2017, 07:33:20 PM
recieves a cute cat


inserts a kitten
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 16, 2017, 08:09:19 PM
Gets a puppy!

*Inserts Febreze air freshener*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 17, 2017, 04:42:19 AM
recieves fresh air


inserts my headphones
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 18, 2017, 12:52:19 AM
Gets a Megaphone.

*Inserts Gallon of Orange Juice*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 18, 2017, 06:28:10 AM
recieves milk


inserts breakfast
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 18, 2017, 01:19:38 PM
Receives dirty dishes


Inserts Disney's Song of the South
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 18, 2017, 02:15:01 PM
recieves a ban


inserts lego
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 18, 2017, 04:17:12 PM
Receives 318 million tyres




Inserts a slightly sad frog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 18, 2017, 04:19:46 PM
Receives a toad


Inserts a sweet potato pie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 18, 2017, 10:08:02 PM
Gets a Pumpkin Pie.

Inserts irritating pop up.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on November 19, 2017, 04:23:59 PM
Recieves the 4000 boxes of poptards as an apology from the service provider, but they're all delivered by courier, on separate times of the day.



Inserts a small piece of bread, from a file american sandwich, that the ravens didn't want to eat....
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 19, 2017, 05:24:16 PM
Receives a note that says "Don't ever do that again."

*Inserts half a pizza*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on November 19, 2017, 05:47:36 PM
Recieves a note that says "Do that again."



Inserts some guy being ambushed by like 40 dudes, or something...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 20, 2017, 04:42:41 AM
recieves a massage saying "How?"


inserts that massage

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 20, 2017, 02:26:28 PM
Receives a vigorous backrub




Inserts an unmarked VHS cassette.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 20, 2017, 04:47:48 PM
Gets a hidden robot!!




Inserts pie in a thought bubble
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on November 20, 2017, 04:54:55 PM
recieves a paper saying 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170 679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303 819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491 4127


inserts a video of people eating some stuff'
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 20, 2017, 05:45:13 PM
Receives loud swearing from Gordon Ramsey




Inserts a pie chart of the amount of pie eaten
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on November 20, 2017, 07:33:43 PM
Recieves that amount of pie, eaten...



Inserts space...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 20, 2017, 10:30:42 PM
Gets time.

Inserts Mass.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 21, 2017, 04:55:43 AM
insert the speed of light squared and youll get energie


inserts disney movie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on November 23, 2017, 04:45:17 PM
Gets a one year pass to disneyworld!


Inserts Thanksgiving
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 23, 2017, 09:30:54 PM
Gets an excessive amount of food and a nightmare of dishes to wash.

*Inserts Homemade Cheesecake*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 24, 2017, 05:02:14 AM
recieves an empty plate along side a message: "sorry" :P


inserts €329,99
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 25, 2017, 12:23:29 AM
Receives a note asking, "What do you want?"

Inserts EE3 Blaster Carbine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 25, 2017, 05:41:50 AM
recieves some other thing you can battle with


inserts a note saying "i want a switch for that €329,99"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 25, 2017, 12:10:39 PM
Receives a light switch in the shape of the statue of liberty.

Inserts a mystery box...

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 26, 2017, 04:58:15 AM
recieves €10


inserts furry haters
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on November 27, 2017, 09:27:07 AM
Receives anger, stereotypes, and the Internet

Inserts Reddit...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on November 27, 2017, 10:27:17 AM
Recieves 12 and a half tumblr-wave feminists.




Inserts 14 rounds of .45 ACP, and a cutaway schematic of the L30A1 tank gun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 27, 2017, 10:35:10 AM
Receives airship with customized weapons and munition.

Inserts a carrot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on November 27, 2017, 10:51:45 AM
Recieves a very happy horse, with some weird guy dressed in red and gold drapes, and some scary gold scimitar or something on top of it, followed by an army of people with their faces painted black, wearing traditional spanish clothing.

But, they're giving you cookies and candy, soo they're probably friendly...





Inserts 4 metric tonnes of pure caffeine...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 28, 2017, 04:51:08 AM
recieves a heart attack


inserts my broken glasses
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 29, 2017, 02:10:36 AM
Gets those same glasses back - fixed.

Inserts Halo Wars Definitive Edition.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 29, 2017, 05:01:32 AM
recieves Half-Life 3 teaser


inserts Portal 3 teaser
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on November 29, 2017, 08:59:31 AM
Receives all the hype in the world.

Inserts a Mogwai...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on November 29, 2017, 01:55:23 PM
recieves a candy




inserts a cube
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 29, 2017, 03:55:18 PM
Receives Rubick

Inserts rubber ducky
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 29, 2017, 04:24:37 PM
Gets a rubber piecce of bread






Inserts snow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 29, 2017, 05:14:47 PM
Receives Christmas gift! Watch out, due to a cultural difference it's only a decorated box.

Inserts crayon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 29, 2017, 05:50:47 PM
You got colourful candle


Inserts Sonw Leopard
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Naval on November 29, 2017, 07:33:57 PM
  Receives a Sand Leopard... well looks like all the snow is gone.


Inserts a can of Cherry soda. Diet of course.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 30, 2017, 03:04:32 AM
Gets a can of Vanilla soda. Regular.

Inserts Cortana.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on November 30, 2017, 05:03:55 AM
recieves alexa


insertinserts peter pan
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on December 05, 2017, 07:27:32 PM
Recieves green


Inerterts the least populair movie caracter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 05, 2017, 10:02:39 PM
Receives a boot to the head for not being specific.

Inserts tin can.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on December 06, 2017, 06:53:11 AM
Receives bent tin can

inserts a 27-cent coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 06, 2017, 10:13:47 AM
Receives policemen

Inserts nylon rope
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 06, 2017, 07:06:57 PM
Gets tied to a tree.

Inserts Empress Vaylin (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vaylin).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 07, 2017, 04:45:04 AM
recieves a note "Stop The Starwars"


inserts 1 dollor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 07, 2017, 10:22:57 AM
Receives 1 dollor, with the note that the machine doesn't accept fake money

Inserts wheat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 07, 2017, 02:55:41 PM
Get bread




Inserts that one disc over there
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 07, 2017, 04:47:24 PM
Receives C418

Inserts blanco paper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 08, 2017, 04:52:47 AM
recieves a drawing


inserts one dollar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 08, 2017, 03:20:06 PM
Gets a soda.

Inserts the USS Enterprise-E.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 08, 2017, 04:26:04 PM
Gets a plate with two forks






Inserts a droid factory
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 08, 2017, 04:44:45 PM
Gets the planet Hypori.

Inserts 501st Legion.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 08, 2017, 04:55:05 PM
Gets vader’s fist, literally the disembodied hand.




Inserts Grand moff Romulan  :P
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 08, 2017, 07:02:58 PM
Gets a hearty laugh because I found that funny.

Inserts Grand Admiral ?
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 08, 2017, 07:08:20 PM
Gets a really disorganized Imperial navy and probably a ded ? when the emperor finds out   : P




Inserts a pile of scrap
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 08, 2017, 07:33:31 PM
Gets a cobbled-together piece of makeshift tech!

Inserts M1 Garand.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 11, 2017, 05:03:32 AM
gats a shot to the head


inserts mah cats
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 12, 2017, 05:17:01 AM
Gets KITTENS!!! YAY!!! I WANT ONE!

Inserts my brother's dog.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 12, 2017, 05:18:35 AM
receives a question. small medium or large?


inserts said question
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 12, 2017, 11:28:02 PM
Gets milkshakes in all three sizes.

Inserts CCS-class Battlecruiser.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 13, 2017, 05:23:09 AM
receives si-fi


inserts a bitch, as in female dog OK! no cursing, i'm not cursing
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 13, 2017, 05:43:09 AM
Gets a litter of puppies




Inserts a Kiwi
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 13, 2017, 05:56:23 AM
receives a kiwi (i didn't know if you meant kiwi as in the bird or as in the fruit so.....)


inserts mickey mouse
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 13, 2017, 06:23:36 AM
( that was the point : P )


Gets three dinner plates


Inserts John Battman   :3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 13, 2017, 03:30:23 PM
Gets... Batman? Hey, that's what that last name sounds like!

Inserts Chester Bennington.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 13, 2017, 04:01:18 PM
( John Battman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKHQklT-xdE) here : P )


Gets a . . . sad face r.i.p




Inserts a snow leopard in a top hot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 05:03:11 AM
relieves a snow leopard in a barret
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on December 14, 2017, 09:18:33 AM
Receives a 404 Error

Inserts Luxembourg...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 14, 2017, 03:48:34 PM
recieves Italy


inserts France
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 14, 2017, 04:28:42 PM
Receives England.

Inserts Nebelwerfer-41 (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-277-0840-32%2C_Russland%2C_Nebelwerfer_im_Schnee.jpg).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 04:39:16 PM
Gets a land mattress  (https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5047/5307811649_5ea902e175_b.jpg)


Inserts a junk star fighter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 14, 2017, 04:47:30 PM
Gets a real starfighter.

Inserts TIE Fighter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 14, 2017, 05:17:31 PM
Gets a TYE wing (https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/4/4c/TYEwing-XWRS27.png/revision/latest?cb=20150822180558)




Inserts a loaf of bread
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 14, 2017, 05:35:21 PM
Gets a loaf of sourdough bread.

Inserts Black Forest Ham.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on December 14, 2017, 05:41:57 PM
Recieves the KFC




Inserts a fire
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 14, 2017, 06:04:18 PM
Receives water.

Inserts Turkey.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AceDavross on December 14, 2017, 10:17:17 PM
Recieves chicken.


Inserts hopes and dreams.

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Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 14, 2017, 11:58:45 PM
Receives a mystery box containing either happiness or disappointment.

Inserts Cloaking Device.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 15, 2017, 03:19:44 AM
Gets a Tr Infiltrator


Inserts a lion
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 15, 2017, 03:58:22 AM
Gets Simba.

Inserts a cat tree.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 15, 2017, 05:34:39 AM
recieves oliver (https://allesoverfilm.nl/media/uploads/uploads_old_site/reviews/391/shot1_large.jpg)


inserts something
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 15, 2017, 02:48:48 PM
Gets something else.

Inserts a good night's sleep.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 15, 2017, 03:03:39 PM
Gets a sleeping walking super solider that destroyes an entire empire only to wake up at a celebration without a clue what is going on, can only remember they left their oven on so they just run back home.




Inserts a bucket of rocks.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 15, 2017, 11:02:55 PM
Gets cobblestone.

Inserts corrupt, money-hungry corporate f***heads lining their pockets at the expense of the people and the common good.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on December 15, 2017, 11:08:31 PM
Gets news fame




Inserts a CD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 15, 2017, 11:21:46 PM
Gets a floppy disk




Inserts the last thing you thought of
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 15, 2017, 11:43:22 PM
Gets the UACS Iron Regent. Yeah, that was the last thing I thought of when I read your post.

Inserts a Crusade against Corporate Corruption and Monopoly.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on December 16, 2017, 05:06:29 AM
receives Ajit Pai, and disappointment.

inserts protests
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 16, 2017, 05:33:09 AM
receives democracy


inserts collage degree


Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on December 16, 2017, 05:53:29 AM
Receives ok job




Inserts will to live
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 16, 2017, 06:03:26 AM
recieves death


inserts your skull
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 16, 2017, 05:59:26 PM
Gets a pelt  :o




Inserts a huge space cube . . . made of cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 16, 2017, 08:48:12 PM
Gets a model of a Borg Cube.

Inserts model of a Romulan Warbird.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 17, 2017, 06:33:37 AM
receives a romulan war-bird


inserts fantasy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on December 17, 2017, 03:42:49 PM
Receives reality.




Inserts three dragon scales, a few black cat bones, frog legs, and a silver bullet that killed a werewolf.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 17, 2017, 06:04:13 PM
Receives mad scientist.

Inserts coffee table.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on December 17, 2017, 10:01:46 PM
Receives a broken toe.




Inserts a ceiling fan
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 17, 2017, 10:33:51 PM
Gets a box fan.

Inserts a very cuddly kitty.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 18, 2017, 05:18:27 AM
receives a plush version of the kitty


inserts cereal
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on December 18, 2017, 06:40:22 AM
receives prize

inserts 50,000,000,000 dollar Zimbabwe banknote.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 18, 2017, 07:56:50 PM
Gets 117,260,508.47 euro along with a sticky note that says ZWD as been suspended indefinitely.




Inserts a moderator 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 18, 2017, 09:11:27 PM
Receives very angry admin...

Inserts a karate kick!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 18, 2017, 09:33:01 PM
Gets flung across the room.

Inserts the Matrix.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 19, 2017, 05:12:52 AM
receives a glitch


inserts déjà vu
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 19, 2017, 10:59:13 AM
Receives déjà vu

Inserts toothpaste
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 19, 2017, 02:38:29 PM
Gets mouthwash


Inserts all the pokemon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 19, 2017, 03:59:11 PM
receives the feeling of acomplagement?


inserts candy canes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 19, 2017, 04:00:34 PM
Gets a candy cane sword battle.




Inserts snow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 20, 2017, 04:50:01 AM
receives a lot of traffic jams


inserts broken car pieces
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on December 20, 2017, 05:46:08 AM
Receives scrap metal.

inserts 3 scrap metal
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 20, 2017, 10:23:01 AM
Receives a recycling company

Inserts candle light
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 20, 2017, 08:27:54 PM
Gets scented candles.

Inserts heartburn.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 21, 2017, 05:08:36 AM
receives a broken heart


inserts the song 'burn' from the Broadway musical Hamilton
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 21, 2017, 04:07:35 PM
Gets the song "Burn" by Mad At Gravity (song that played in the end credits of "Reign of Fire")

Inserts Strawberries & Cream Soda.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 21, 2017, 06:42:36 PM
Gets an eevee and empty soda can.




Inserts a pair of skis
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 22, 2017, 12:10:57 AM
Gets a snowboard.

Inserts Magnetic Accelerator Cannon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 22, 2017, 05:18:49 AM
recieves the northpole


inserts the song 'Its's quite uptown' from 'hamilton'
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 26, 2017, 04:28:55 PM
Receives polite applause.


Inserts a blank VHS tape.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on December 26, 2017, 04:51:51 PM
Receives a dirty LaserDisc.








Inserts a potted plant.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 26, 2017, 05:02:16 PM
Receives a hidden worm




Inserts a lemon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on December 26, 2017, 06:52:12 PM
Receives lemonade

Inserts a melon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 26, 2017, 07:06:23 PM
Receives melonade


Inserts an ad for refreshing MelonadeTM
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on December 26, 2017, 07:07:21 PM
Receives an ad for refreshing Watermelonade (TM)

Inserts enough acid to fill a lake...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 26, 2017, 07:26:22 PM
Receives a giant stomach (ewww)




Inserts a giant belly button.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 26, 2017, 08:00:38 PM
Gets... something disturbing.

Inserts Romulan Bird-of-Prey.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 26, 2017, 08:25:29 PM
Gets a pigeon of doom




Inserts a Digimon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 27, 2017, 12:02:44 AM
Gets a Pokemon.

Inserts HERESY!!!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on December 27, 2017, 07:17:14 PM
Receives treason.

Inserts a box of donuts...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 27, 2017, 08:28:32 PM
Gets Homer Simpson.

Inserts Peter Griffin.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 28, 2017, 04:58:30 AM
gets a griffin


inserts cappy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 29, 2017, 01:04:10 AM
Gets a Captain.

Inserts an Admiral.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 29, 2017, 04:58:59 AM
gets an addition


inserts DLC
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 29, 2017, 05:55:06 AM
Gets less money




Inserts cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 29, 2017, 06:04:44 AM
gets ham


inserts christmas
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 29, 2017, 10:41:00 AM
Receives really bad Christmas songs on the radio that are played each darn year

Inserts a giraffe that's afraid of heights
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 29, 2017, 07:51:10 PM
Gets a Lion that likes jumping cliffs.

Inserts an M1911 Colt.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 30, 2017, 04:09:29 AM
receives an other gun


inserts the song "i want a hippopotamus for Christmas"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 30, 2017, 06:41:57 PM
Gets a Hippopotamus for Christmas. Good luck feeding that thing...

Inserts ALL MY RAGE!!!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on December 31, 2017, 05:14:52 AM
Gets COD; Black Ops.


Inserts a tuft of pink fur.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on December 31, 2017, 06:07:23 AM
receives lion from steven universe


inserts fireworks
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 01, 2018, 04:32:44 AM
Gets TNT.

Inserts C4.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 01, 2018, 04:52:52 AM
gets into jail


inserts a happy 2018 ^_^
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 01, 2018, 05:10:21 AM
Gets that same Happy 2018.

Inserts Lakeview Manor.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 01, 2018, 05:11:53 AM
receives sea shore mansion


inserts the color black
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 01, 2018, 10:08:29 AM
Receives black coffee

Inserts red light
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on January 01, 2018, 10:10:22 AM
Receives a car horn


Insert a rusty coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 01, 2018, 07:07:35 PM
Gets Mario coin


Inserts mushrooms
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 01, 2018, 10:11:23 PM
Gets cream of mushroom soup.

Inserts Earl Grey Tea.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 02, 2018, 04:52:04 AM
gets a British accent


inserts mario odyssey
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 03, 2018, 12:21:29 AM
Gets Mario Kart.

Inserts glass of water.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: dominic on January 03, 2018, 12:27:47 AM
 Gets an HM for Surf




 *Inserts Diabetes*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 12:01:22 PM
recieves super mario obesity


inserts super mario galaxy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 03, 2018, 12:04:06 PM
Receives an actual galaxy in a jar.


Inserts a 5lb block of salt.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 12:23:35 PM
recieves pearl from steven universe


inserts amathist
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 03, 2018, 12:25:04 PM
Receives an amethyst necklace.


Inserts metal chains.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 12:30:40 PM
recieves a necklace


inserts my annoying cousin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 03, 2018, 12:39:38 PM
Gets a clapping monkey toy.


Inserts a banana nut muffin.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 12:48:15 PM
recieves banana bread


inserts a stair
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 03, 2018, 01:12:33 PM
Receives a sims 3 patch for stairs. Finally.

Inserts a power-bank.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 01:20:07 PM
recieves energy


inserts kylo ren
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 03, 2018, 01:34:34 PM
Receives rage in a cage.


Inserts a bottle of maple syrup.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 01:43:17 PM
recieves pancakes with waffels


inserts breakfast
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 04, 2018, 04:03:59 AM
Gets Lunch.

Inserts a rock.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 04, 2018, 04:52:21 AM
gets a boulder


inserts my eye
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 04, 2018, 01:40:46 PM
Gets a cyborg eye.

Inserts Dean Domino.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on January 04, 2018, 02:25:11 PM
receive a ni- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, SMOOTHSKIN?


Inserts CAPSLOCK
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on January 04, 2018, 03:04:21 PM
Receives      Tab

Insert a 1:1 model of jupiter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bricket on January 04, 2018, 03:15:55 PM
Recieve one big planetary collision with earth  D:

Insert one big file containing every thing said on this forum
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: dominic on January 04, 2018, 05:00:41 PM
Receives friends and fun :3


Inserts Super Mario Obesity
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 04, 2018, 09:30:26 PM
receives deja vu


inserts can of worms
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 04, 2018, 10:03:51 PM
Receives bazookas and grenades

Inserts a chess set
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 04, 2018, 10:18:12 PM
Gets a checkers set.

Inserts James Bond.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: dominic on January 04, 2018, 10:23:22 PM
Receives pea shooter


Inserts Rock Lobster
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 04, 2018, 10:30:26 PM
Somehow gets a Lobster made of Rock. Or is that a Mudcrab...?

Inserts RPK74.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: dominic on January 04, 2018, 10:35:33 PM
Receives P99


Inserts catnip despite wanting to keep it for myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 05, 2018, 01:45:57 AM
Gets more catnip.

Inserts Napalm.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 05, 2018, 03:02:54 AM
Gets a molotov.


Inserts an AI.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 05, 2018, 05:02:18 AM
recieves the movie AI


inserts the movie ET
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 05, 2018, 05:36:40 AM
Receives a copy of ET on dvd.


Inserts a saber tooth.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 05, 2018, 06:50:40 PM
Receives a clone of yourself. Try to get along, okay?

Inserts delete button
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 05, 2018, 08:23:34 PM
Gets deleted.

Inserts a Tire Iron.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on January 05, 2018, 08:27:35 PM
Receive the tutorial for Vampire: the masquerade- bloodlines


Inserts an orange tie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 05, 2018, 08:38:27 PM
Gets a red TIE Fighter.

...

... WHAT HERESY IS THIS?!

...

... Inserts MA5B Assault Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 06, 2018, 04:43:24 AM
gets an iron tire
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on January 06, 2018, 04:48:50 AM
Recieves confusion


Inserts Stranger Things theme
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 06, 2018, 04:49:49 AM
receives eleven of em


inserts the vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on January 06, 2018, 04:52:13 AM
Receives paradox




Inserts multiverse
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 06, 2018, 05:12:01 AM
recieves universe


inserts spoon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 06, 2018, 06:21:48 AM
Gets a spork.


Inserts a log.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 06, 2018, 03:26:46 PM
Gets a tree.

Inserts Weird Al Yankovic.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rose Liyara on January 07, 2018, 01:19:25 AM
Gets a discount at the hardware store.

*Inserts my glasses.*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 07, 2018, 03:27:02 AM
Gets laser eye surgery.

Inserts the cold coffee sitting on my desk since this morning.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 07, 2018, 03:32:44 AM
Gets a Starbucks latte.


Inserts a single coffee bean.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 07, 2018, 04:19:30 AM
gets a little bit of ground coffee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 07, 2018, 04:56:17 AM
receives nothing


inserts the movie "the Heathers"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 07, 2018, 05:15:57 AM
Receives shocked letters I gues

inserts empty CD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: dominic on January 07, 2018, 05:18:22 AM
Receives an empty box


Inserts a dragon soul
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 07, 2018, 05:22:16 AM
Receives loud words

pours beans in
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: dominic on January 07, 2018, 05:24:06 AM
Receives freshly brewed coffee


Inserts my annoying, chubby brother
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 07, 2018, 05:26:35 AM
receives a more annoying sister


inserts tickets to the musical heathers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: dominic on January 07, 2018, 05:29:15 AM
Receives an I. O. U.


Inserts my 162 damage Daedric sword with paralysis from Skyrim
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 07, 2018, 05:30:19 AM
Receives a second copy of it. Damn bugs.


Inserts cups, lots of them
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: dominic on January 07, 2018, 05:33:10 AM
Receives a copy of Anna Kendrick's "Cup Song"


Inserts the loads of dead bodies from Windhelm after I passed through
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 07, 2018, 09:54:37 AM
Gets an amiibo.


Inserts a yard of faux fur.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on January 07, 2018, 09:55:16 AM
Receive a sheet of plastic.


Insert a citizen chip
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 07, 2018, 10:33:00 AM
receives a citizen otp

inserts a caramelized mushroom
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 07, 2018, 12:17:59 PM
Receives chinese takeout.


Inserts aerogel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 07, 2018, 03:13:13 PM
Gets some other item I have no clue what it is.

Inserts two Eagle Swords from Prince of Persia: Warrior Within.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on January 08, 2018, 10:21:00 AM
Receives one eagle sword, and a note: Thanks for the sword! -TenOfSwords

Inserts the prequels...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 08, 2018, 11:58:47 PM
Gets a note asking, "What prequels? Specifics, man!"

Inserts the Sands of Time.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 12, 2018, 05:36:21 PM
Receives time which is rough and coarse and gets everywhere.




Inserts the 80's.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 12, 2018, 06:10:59 PM
Gets lots of classic 80s music.

Inserts Chester Bennington (RIP).
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 12, 2018, 06:33:00 PM
Receives a music theory analysis of 'What I've Done'.


Inserts Mr Potatohead angry eyes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 12, 2018, 08:58:01 PM
Gets a Mr. Potatohead with shoes stuffed in the eye sockets.

Inserts NCC-1701-E.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 13, 2018, 05:06:18 AM
recieves something else


inserts cereal
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 13, 2018, 02:11:14 PM
Receives a cereal killer


Inserts the away team
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 13, 2018, 08:22:47 PM
Gets a Commbadge.

Inserts Romulan Cloaking Device.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on January 14, 2018, 03:21:24 PM
Receives a HP invisibility cloak and a wand.


Inserts The Dragonet Prophecy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 14, 2018, 03:41:55 PM
Receives wings and a box of matches




Inserts Romulan ale
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 14, 2018, 03:46:04 PM
Gets a note reminding you that Romulan Ale is illegal.

Inserts Demitrius Zaarin.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 14, 2018, 03:57:49 PM
Receives a copy of the biography 'Thrawn - I wore it better'.




Inserts blue milk.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 14, 2018, 05:47:57 PM
Gets whole milk.

Inserts Palpatine's head followed by Alduin the World-Eater.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 22, 2018, 10:06:03 PM
Get's a broken machine.




Inserts a bottlecap
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 23, 2018, 12:25:40 AM
gets a pencil


inserts cream
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 23, 2018, 02:57:45 PM
Get’s ice.


Inserts yourself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 23, 2018, 04:02:15 PM
Receives the title of Dragon Warrior.




Inserts a dartboard.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 24, 2018, 02:15:24 AM
Gets ten darts.

Inserts Death Knight.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 24, 2018, 04:55:12 AM
gets dark knight


inserts cellphone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 24, 2018, 10:06:56 AM
Gets the Apple company.


Inserts the Apple company.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on January 24, 2018, 10:08:11 AM
Gets an apple. As in the fruit. This one is 80% red.

Inserts a basketball...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on January 24, 2018, 10:10:01 AM
Receives a grapefruit.


Inserts candied roses.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on January 24, 2018, 10:14:17 AM
Receives non-candied roses.

Inserts a wheelchair...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 24, 2018, 01:56:42 PM
Receives Davros


Inserts an angry cat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 24, 2018, 03:35:33 PM
Gets a cuddly kitten.

Inserts Feral Worgen.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 24, 2018, 03:42:51 PM
Receives a lawsuit from the Werewolf Community.




Inserts and Animagus.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 24, 2018, 09:17:14 PM
Gets the Magus from In the Name of the King.

Inserts Lvl 81 Worgen Warrior decked out with heirloom items.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on January 24, 2018, 11:33:37 PM
Recieves an I.O.U


Inserts a year's worth of coconut
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 25, 2018, 05:03:58 AM
receives a lot of puke


inserts a ton of marshmellows
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 25, 2018, 04:46:24 PM
Gets a sugar overload.

Inserts bacon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 25, 2018, 07:04:07 PM
Receives George Orwell's Animal Farm in a sandwich.




Inserts a backdated invoice.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 25, 2018, 08:34:21 PM
Receives another invoice.

Inserts bottle of water.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 26, 2018, 04:51:09 AM
receives bottle of coke


inserts drakula
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 26, 2018, 01:26:55 PM
Receives The Count from Sesame Street.


Inserts Big Bird.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 26, 2018, 02:53:27 PM
Gets a little bird.

Inserts an Ace of Spades card.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 26, 2018, 03:40:22 PM
Receives Lemmy from Motorhead (rip dude \m/)


Inserts the Jack of Diamonds.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 26, 2018, 04:52:27 PM
Gets a game of Poker.

Inserts Poker Face.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on January 26, 2018, 06:11:45 PM
Gets black jack

Inserts yatzee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 26, 2018, 06:52:19 PM
Gets another board game.

Inserts chess piece.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 26, 2018, 07:08:01 PM
Receives The Horse and the Castle.


Inserts a raven.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 26, 2018, 09:03:40 PM
Gets an eagle.

Inserts a Vulture.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on January 27, 2018, 12:25:33 AM
Receives distressed Qibli (Wings of Fire)


Inserts Dragonflame Cactus
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 27, 2018, 05:03:34 AM
receives a spiky dragonfly
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 27, 2018, 10:18:30 AM
Receives THE ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE!!!1!!1!

Inserts nothing because there's nothing left that can be inserted.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 27, 2018, 02:01:37 PM
Gets nothing.

Inserts Mandal Hypernautics.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 27, 2018, 02:48:32 PM
Receives A Guide to Womandalore by Vhonte Tervho.




Inserts a box of "Legends" stickers.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 27, 2018, 05:05:27 PM
Gets a box of "Legends" Pins.

Inserts the Prince of Persia.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 28, 2018, 12:28:31 AM
Receives Star Wars Battlefront 2 for Ps2


Inserts a hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 28, 2018, 04:50:43 AM
receives another hat, to hide you're ears for the accident at the art academy 


inserts a big pile of Korok seeds
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 28, 2018, 04:18:17 PM
Receives wild breath.




Inserts breath mint
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 28, 2018, 07:47:44 PM
Receives a dead mouse in the shape of a coin


Inserts said dead mouse coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 28, 2018, 08:08:50 PM
Gets a health inspection.

Inserts the Sith Code:

"Peace is a lie, there is only Passion
Through passion, I gain Strength
Through strength, I gain Power
Through Power, I gain Victory
Through victory, my chains are broken
The Force shall free me."
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on January 29, 2018, 01:12:15 AM
Receives the Anla'Shok credo.






Inserts five knitting needles, an octopus, and a sack of potatoes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 29, 2018, 02:29:07 AM
Gets a note saying "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!"

Inserts Warlord Zsinj.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 29, 2018, 03:41:51 AM
Receives Demagol


Inserts an M4
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 29, 2018, 02:11:20 PM
Receives M8




Inserts G'day mate!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 29, 2018, 02:14:16 PM
Receives a drunken pirate


Inserts coffee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 29, 2018, 02:17:31 PM
Receives a slurp.


Inserts frothy milk.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 29, 2018, 02:24:39 PM
Receives a raw chicken breast


Inserts a boot lace
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 29, 2018, 02:43:10 PM
Gets a bridge




Inserts space ship
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 29, 2018, 03:10:19 PM
Receives a roomy boat.


Inserts a long corridor.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 29, 2018, 03:11:27 PM
Gets a short hallway.

Inserts Lightsaber.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 29, 2018, 03:16:05 PM
(throws it over shoulder)


Receives cheese knife.


Inserts blue cheese.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 29, 2018, 05:41:10 PM
Gets Swiss cheese.

Inserts Combat Knife.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 29, 2018, 05:43:49 PM
Receives Bowie Knife


Inserts Bowie's Greatest Hits
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 29, 2018, 06:34:08 PM
Gets Journey's Greatest Hits.

Inserts Linkin Park.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on January 29, 2018, 06:38:14 PM
Receives a nicely-cut lawn.










Inserts a pack of chocolate cake.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 29, 2018, 06:41:17 PM
Receives a baked Chocolate Cake.

Inserts M16A2
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 30, 2018, 04:52:54 AM
receives the alphabet


inserts a triangle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 30, 2018, 11:40:55 AM
Receives the Eye of Horus

Inserts pearl
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on January 30, 2018, 12:36:05 PM
Receives clam chowder


Inserts mayonnaise
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 30, 2018, 02:25:34 PM
Gets ketchup.

Inserts mustard.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 30, 2018, 02:46:25 PM
Gets gas


Inserts a biplane
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 30, 2018, 03:35:54 PM
Gets WWI.

Inserts WWII.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on January 30, 2018, 03:41:32 PM
Gets cold war


Inserts hot war
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 30, 2018, 05:57:30 PM
Gets a Proxy War.

Inserts 1.25 Liter bottle of Cola.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 30, 2018, 08:48:33 PM
Receives Garfield

Inserts lasagne on pizza
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on January 31, 2018, 05:00:41 AM
receives an empty plate


inserts tiramisu
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 31, 2018, 07:28:21 AM
Receives graph without labelled axes.

Inserts canola oil. (but not very much)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on January 31, 2018, 12:59:44 PM
Gets regular oil (but not very much)



Inserts a baby doll
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on January 31, 2018, 10:07:50 PM
Receives a Cross and a broken doll.


Inserts da wae
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 01, 2018, 03:21:24 AM
receives spit

inserts coffee grounds
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on February 01, 2018, 05:26:51 PM
Gets a coffee filter.

Inserts Darth Revan.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 09, 2018, 02:16:10 PM
Receives a Kylo Ren repaint.


Inserts Toad of Toad Hall.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on February 10, 2018, 04:44:26 AM
receives captain toad


inserts princess toadstool
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 10, 2018, 01:14:10 PM
Receives a peach.


Inserts lumpy gravy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on February 11, 2018, 04:29:40 AM
receives lumpy space princess


inserts princess Star Butterfly
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 11, 2018, 02:58:05 PM
Receives an irresponsible 14 year old girl.




Inserts ear plugs.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on February 12, 2018, 01:00:24 AM
Gets an air horn


Inserts a feather
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on February 12, 2018, 04:53:44 AM
gets ticklish


inserts winnie the pooh
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 12, 2018, 05:33:00 AM
receives b

unserts gyb
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Thorns on February 12, 2018, 11:33:58 AM
recieves gyb




inserts paw and gets stook
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on February 12, 2018, 12:45:26 PM
Gets an embarrassing call from the fire department.


Inserts foot
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 12, 2018, 01:55:27 PM
Receives a boot.


Inserts a chubby mule.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on February 13, 2018, 04:59:58 AM
receives beautiful donkey
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Thorns on February 15, 2018, 12:51:33 PM
recieves nothing






inserts tears
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on February 15, 2018, 04:04:31 PM
Gets tissues.


Inserts sand.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on February 16, 2018, 04:02:51 AM
Receives really gritty cheetos




Inserts 1 square foot of fluffle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on February 16, 2018, 05:00:45 AM
receives 1 big grilled cheese toast


inserts my favourite song
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on February 16, 2018, 03:42:13 PM
hears a loud beeeeeep


inserts a gumball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on February 16, 2018, 05:24:07 PM
Gets a new pack of gum.

Inserts a head
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 16, 2018, 05:31:25 PM
receives cream

inserts goggles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Thorns on February 17, 2018, 02:50:33 AM
pulls out scuba diving gear






inserts dog
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on February 17, 2018, 04:52:33 AM
receives cat


inserts a unicorn horn
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on February 17, 2018, 06:51:46 AM
Receives a labeled can that says "Unicorn Meat"


Inserts a tiger claw.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: tnoi on February 17, 2018, 10:07:14 AM
Receives a living tiger

Inserts a towel


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on February 17, 2018, 02:06:59 PM
Gets wet.


Inserts teeth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 17, 2018, 03:21:36 PM
Receives and IOU from the Tooth Fairy.


Inserts the Tooth Fairy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on February 17, 2018, 04:12:13 PM
receives a fairly odd parent


inserts timmy turner
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on February 17, 2018, 04:39:48 PM
Gets Jimmy Newtron

Inserts Peter Rabbit (not the new one)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 06, 2018, 11:58:35 AM
Receives Beaver Benny.

Inserts a block of ice.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on March 07, 2018, 04:52:07 AM
recieves watter


insertts bat speling
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 10, 2018, 05:45:49 AM
Received corrected grammar

Inserts a key.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on March 14, 2018, 03:40:08 PM
Gets a banged up car

Inserts brain
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on March 14, 2018, 06:44:37 PM
gets another brain

inserts cash money
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Thorns on March 16, 2018, 10:23:27 AM
pulls out dentist










inserts fear
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 18, 2018, 09:21:44 PM
Gets a politician.

Inserts a donation.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 19, 2018, 01:53:31 PM
gets bits




Inserts rain
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 20, 2018, 01:11:25 AM
Receives Florida

Inserts happiness.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on March 22, 2018, 02:05:11 AM
Receives crippling depression with the truth. :D


Inserts chicken nuggets
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on March 22, 2018, 08:18:00 AM
Receives crippling depression with the truth. :D


Inserts chicken nuggets
You got a chicken!

Inserts Model BT-1100 Terminator
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 22, 2018, 11:45:52 AM
Receives a sequel.

Inserts garden fertilizer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on March 30, 2018, 04:05:40 AM
Receives angry insects protesting

Inserts the oasis
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 30, 2018, 01:36:53 PM
Receives a palm tree.

Inserts magic.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2018, 05:06:57 PM
*causes the vending machine to turn into a bouquet*
(cookie for the reference)


What have you done?
*new vending machine*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 30, 2018, 05:10:00 PM
(I HAVE NO IDEA) Received a received item.

Inserts a command.exec("Copy")
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2018, 05:19:19 PM
Receives a second vending machine.
(It's Scribblenauts. Anything lifeless that is touched by magic in Scribblenauts turns into a bouquet.)


Inserts a very abstract painting for which it's questionable whether it should be considered "art".
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 31, 2018, 03:18:25 PM
Receives abstract ideas.

Inserts a museum pass.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 01, 2018, 02:52:57 PM
Receives a living T-rex fossil that behaves like a dog

Inserts references
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 01, 2018, 09:20:28 PM
Receives questioning head scratches

Inserts confidence
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 02, 2018, 11:54:58 AM
Receives doubt

Inserts the constant of universal uncertainty
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 02, 2018, 04:38:16 PM
Receives Descartes.

Tosses in a live grenade.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 03, 2018, 04:19:59 PM
Receives the same grenade back.

Inserts a post-it.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 04, 2018, 03:05:37 AM
Receives a message about where the buried treasure is located.

Inserts buried treasure.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Orayo on April 05, 2018, 05:06:59 AM
 Receives greedy pirates

Inserts Jack Sparrow and the rum if it weren't always gone
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 05, 2018, 05:53:45 PM
Receives an empty [error] flask.

Inserts a laser sword (lightsabers use plasma, btw)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 05, 2018, 11:26:01 PM
Receives plasma.

Inserts white blood cells.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 07, 2018, 01:02:47 PM
Receives bacteria.

Inserts SURPRISE LIGHTSABER!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 09, 2018, 01:34:42 AM
Receives a Stephen Spielberg

Inserts a rag.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: lightstone on April 09, 2018, 03:52:46 AM
receives a clean rag


inserts cereal
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 09, 2018, 01:33:59 PM
Receives a well fed morning.

Inserts some sand.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 10, 2018, 11:39:41 AM
Gets dirt.

Inserts exotic matter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 10, 2018, 02:24:48 PM
Gets normal matter




Inserts legendary pokemon

Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on April 11, 2018, 01:26:49 AM
Gets a lvl. 1 bug type


Inserts FLEX TAPE
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 11, 2018, 01:51:55 AM
Gets Phil Swift SAWING THIS BOAT IN HALF




Inserts an old pair of shoes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on April 11, 2018, 01:56:48 AM
Receives some newer off brand shoes.


Inserts a 30 year old scarf
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 11, 2018, 10:17:24 AM
Receives a pile of dust.

Inserts a tyre.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 11, 2018, 01:35:49 PM
Receives a city in Lebanon.


Inserts a slice of pizza.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 12, 2018, 02:30:33 PM
Gets a mutant turtle that is addicted to it.

Inserts a mess
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Thorns on April 13, 2018, 01:53:15 PM
PULLS OUT MY LITTLE SISTER.
































inserts hamster
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on April 13, 2018, 02:17:06 PM
gets sawdust

inserts the pipe from that photo
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 13, 2018, 02:40:02 PM
Receives a green pipe that apparently contains a dimensional portal.

Inserts a shameless ad.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 13, 2018, 11:26:00 PM
Gets a shameful ad.

Inserts Crowbar. Then an HEV Suit. Then a set of eyeglasses.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on April 14, 2018, 03:19:47 AM
Receives items for only the first two inputs, the third never comes.

Inserts piano, sans keys or strings.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 14, 2018, 03:24:10 AM
Receives an anvil, for some strange reason

Inserts a grenade launcher.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on April 14, 2018, 04:03:22 AM
Receives a lot less money than you wanted.


Inserts Canadian 1-cent coin.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 14, 2018, 11:12:22 AM
Receives a subway sandwich.

Inserts a pecan pie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 14, 2018, 03:33:09 PM
Gets a moon pie.

Inserts Thorin Oakenshield.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 15, 2018, 05:02:30 PM
Receives a piece of bark. Strangely, it is birch wood.

Inserts a torch.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 15, 2018, 07:11:30 PM
Receives ashes.

Inserts a box of tissues.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 15, 2018, 07:12:11 PM
Gets a stuffy nose.

Inserts Swiss Cheese.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 15, 2018, 07:16:00 PM
Receives a cheddar cheese.

Inserts a copy of Minecraft.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 15, 2018, 07:40:16 PM
Gets a Diamond Pickaxe.

Inserts Insanity-in-a-can.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 16, 2018, 01:42:43 AM
Receives a bill from the IRS.

Inserts a tax refund.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 16, 2018, 01:58:06 AM
Gets paid.

Inserts Iced Tea.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 16, 2018, 02:08:45 AM
Gets unsweetened iced tea.

Inputs some C++ code.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 16, 2018, 02:11:50 PM
Gets errors


Inserts Unity Engine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 16, 2018, 06:00:56 PM
Gets the Infinite Engine.

Inserts Prince Arthas.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 04:02:43 AM
Gets a new friend who has no idea what hearthstone is.


Inserts an apology note.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Thorns on April 18, 2018, 06:18:00 AM
pulls out bank statement.
















inserts laptop
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on April 18, 2018, 09:12:13 AM
Receives a basket of kittens.










Inserts three safety pins.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on April 18, 2018, 09:29:45 AM
Receives three handgrenades.

Excluding safety pins...





Inserts a satnav that only goes to Poland...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: anoni on April 18, 2018, 11:28:31 AM
Receives an angry polish woman

Inserts an insert
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 18, 2018, 11:31:37 AM
Receives more, more.

Inserts a Google
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on April 18, 2018, 12:24:18 PM
Receives 101.8 billion of net worth.





Inserts a project 204 class ASW corvette...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 01:21:58 PM
Receives a destroyed submarine.




Inserts a teddy bear.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 18, 2018, 06:05:14 PM
Gets a Rock-It Launcher.

Inserts Minigun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on April 18, 2018, 07:50:41 PM
(http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/huge-revolver03-660x586-660x586.jpg)





Inserts 76 bananas.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 18, 2018, 08:36:38 PM
Gets just as many banana peels.

Inserts an Apple.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 08:50:36 PM
Gets an orange.


Inserts a potato
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 18, 2018, 09:18:17 PM
Gets Baked Potatoes.

Inserts Bread.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on April 18, 2018, 10:10:10 PM
Receives mini toast.


Inserts a grapefruit. 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 19, 2018, 12:29:19 AM
Gets grapefruit juice.

Inserts Applesauce.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 02:06:38 AM
Receives a sports illustrated magazine.

Inserts National Geographic book.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 19, 2018, 02:22:50 AM
Gets the National Geographic Channel.

Inserts TV Remote.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 02:32:42 AM
Receives 2 double A batteries.

Inserts a 9 volt battery.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 02:48:58 AM
Gets 6 AA batteries


Inserts a dollar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 02:50:55 AM
Receives 59 pennies.

Inserts a penny.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 02:52:34 AM
Receives a video by CGPgrey on why the penny should be abolished.


Inserts a d20
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 02:53:30 AM
Receives a d100, because life needs to be adventurous.

Inserts a folded leaf.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 19, 2018, 03:00:32 AM
Gets a leaf with suspicious orders written on it.

(Movie reference)

Inserts the Starship Voyager.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 03:02:36 AM
Receives Kathryn Janeway, looking very confused.


Inserts  B)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:04:42 AM
Receives a similarly cool emoticon.

Inserts plans for world peace.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 03:06:47 AM
Receives a plan for starting WWIII


Inserts an award for "Fluffiest Woofer in Town"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:10:04 AM
Receives a large amount of fluff.

inserts a compliment.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 03:15:34 AM
Receives a thank you card, with a picture of a smiling vending machine drawn on it.


Inserts a Chuck E Cheese token
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 19, 2018, 03:16:35 AM
Gets a Mr. Ghatti's Game card.

Inserts Klingon Disruptor Auto Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:26:07 AM
Receives a Star Trek movie sequel.

Inserts a wolf dragon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 19, 2018, 03:44:42 AM
Gets a dragon wolf.

Inserts jar of Chronometric Particles.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AceAurora on April 19, 2018, 03:48:34 AM
Gets a jar of Chronometric Particles

Inserts all the current seasons of Cat Fish the Tv show
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 19, 2018, 04:25:27 AM
Gets a ton of cooked catfish.

Inserts a Chroniton Torpedo.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 19, 2018, 08:05:24 AM
Receives a Nuclear Torpedo.

Inserts the Dragoon missile type.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 19, 2018, 03:58:55 PM
Gets a mystery box.

Inserts Transphasic Torpedo.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on April 19, 2018, 04:29:59 PM
Gets a mystery box.

Inserts Transphasic Torpedo.
Gets pulse phaser beam array.

Inserts DC-15A
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 19, 2018, 07:56:45 PM
Gets an E-11.

Inserts DH17.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 20, 2018, 11:06:20 AM
Receives a set of numbers and letters on a piece of paper.

Inserts a blue herb.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 20, 2018, 01:07:52 PM
Receives a mysterious blue potion.


Inserts a coke.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 20, 2018, 01:45:34 PM
Receives a vanilla coke.

Inserts a perrier water.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 20, 2018, 11:58:40 PM
Receives a dasani.


Inserts a potato peeler.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 21, 2018, 12:15:12 AM
Gets a peeled potato.

Inserts boredom.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on April 21, 2018, 12:56:22 AM
Receives a standardized test.


Inserts an apple peel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 21, 2018, 01:13:43 AM
Gets a Banana.

Inserts HERESY!!!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 21, 2018, 04:42:16 AM
Receives SALVATION


Inserts big anime eyes
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 21, 2018, 07:33:15 AM
Receives an anime sweatdrop.

Inserts €0.50.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 21, 2018, 03:54:46 PM
Gets $1. How the hell does that work...?

Inserts RAGE!!!!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AceAurora on April 21, 2018, 05:19:23 PM
Receives eternal happiness


Inserts a bag of skittles
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 21, 2018, 05:25:19 PM
Gets a bag of M&Ms.

Inserts my old phone.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 21, 2018, 05:35:22 PM
Receives a campfire with smoke signals.

Inserts a glass eye.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 21, 2018, 07:34:45 PM
Gets a vague, possibly unintentional Valkyrie reference.

Inserts Borg Cube.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on April 21, 2018, 07:37:29 PM
Receives a rubix cube.


Inserts a fidget spinner.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 21, 2018, 08:55:13 PM
Receives Player Unknown: Battlegrounds.

Inserts a taco
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 21, 2018, 09:02:38 PM
Gets a burrito.

Inserts Disruptor Cannon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AceAurora on April 21, 2018, 10:26:32 PM
Receives a Time machine without the flux capacitor.


Inserts a coffee cup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 22, 2018, 02:36:44 AM
Gets coffee with no cup to put it in.

Inserts a Winchester Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on April 22, 2018, 02:40:18 AM
Gets coffee with no cup to put it in.

Inserts a Winchester Rifle.
Recieves tusken cycler rifle

inserts westar-34
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 22, 2018, 02:50:01 AM
Gets an irritated Mandalorian Bounty Hunter.

Inserts Dragon Scale Armor.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on April 22, 2018, 03:24:10 AM
Receives the mace of molag bal.


Shoves the mace of molag bal back in.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 22, 2018, 03:44:20 AM
Receives a Fallout 2 event.

Inserts a bag of bottlecaps.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 22, 2018, 03:56:27 AM
Gets the "You Run Barter Town" Achievement.

Inserts Vasari Vulkoras Desolator.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 22, 2018, 12:07:37 PM
Receives a desolated village.

Inserts a pylon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 22, 2018, 03:16:09 PM
Gets a cone.

Inserts a pullstar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 22, 2018, 07:07:34 PM
Receives mario in a blue bubble.




Inserts princess peach
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 22, 2018, 07:45:50 PM
Receives a toadstool.

Inserts a spaghetti.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 22, 2018, 11:00:40 PM
Gets meatballs.

Inserts Kamino.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Melanoma on April 23, 2018, 01:46:31 AM
Gets a single fungal spore.


Inserts a coin made of depleted uranium.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 23, 2018, 03:30:18 AM
Gets a magazine of 5.56mm Depleted-Uranium rounds.

Inserts M16.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AceAurora on April 23, 2018, 03:35:41 AM
Gets a Remmington 30-.06 rifle.

Inserts A ham sandwich
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 23, 2018, 04:35:34 AM
Gets a Turkey Sandvich.

Inserts Mayonnaise.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 23, 2018, 05:57:35 AM
Gets mustard.


Inserts a pickle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on April 23, 2018, 11:21:24 AM
Receives deep fried twinkie.


Inserts a whole banana creme pie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 23, 2018, 02:58:35 PM
Receives a chimpanzee

Inserts dark matter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 23, 2018, 03:15:20 PM
Receives antimatter.


Inserts a supernova.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 23, 2018, 03:38:53 PM
Gets the Hobus Disaster.

Inserts the Romulan Star Empire.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 24, 2018, 02:46:26 AM
Receives a CD-ROM drive.

Inserts a receive command.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 26, 2018, 07:43:13 AM
Receives an error.

Inserts a rusty screw.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on April 26, 2018, 10:18:32 AM
Receives a polished metal orb.


Inserts a metal folding chair.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 26, 2018, 10:35:59 AM
Receives a desk chair.

Inserts some blossom petals.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 26, 2018, 01:14:19 PM
Receives a full flower.


Inserts a bowl.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 26, 2018, 06:32:09 PM
Gets a plate.

Inserts a pound of turkey.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 26, 2018, 10:01:47 PM
Receives a cooked drumstick.


Inserts some cranberry sauce.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 27, 2018, 01:10:07 AM
Gets Jellied Cranberry Sauce.

Inserts Split Pea Soup.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 27, 2018, 01:11:28 AM
Receives un-split pea.


Inserts bratwurst with mustard.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 27, 2018, 01:15:40 AM
Gets a hot dog bun with no hot dog.

Inserts Spork.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on April 27, 2018, 01:32:29 AM
Gets a hot dog bun with no hot dog.

Inserts Spork.
Receives Glock pistol

inserts 14.5x1174 Armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot round
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 27, 2018, 02:11:59 AM
Gets a note saying, "Don't ever do that again."

Inserts irritating typo.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 27, 2018, 05:27:59 AM
Receives a picture of your highschool english teacher looking disappointed.


Inserts an unsharpened pencil.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on April 27, 2018, 05:29:17 AM
Receives an entire five section note book.


Inserts a paper shredder.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on April 27, 2018, 06:17:48 AM
Receives a photocopier

Inserts a fax machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on April 27, 2018, 06:58:53 AM
Receives a Fox Machine

Inserts Wolf.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hiamovi (Hunter) on April 27, 2018, 07:38:57 AM
Receives a wolf plushie

Inserts an xbox controller
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 27, 2018, 08:46:18 AM
Receives a Wii remote.

Inserts William Furno.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 27, 2018, 03:14:43 PM
Receives an academy award.

Inserts a Chuckee Cheese game token from 1995.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 27, 2018, 03:25:43 PM
Receives an old plushie.

Inserts a black hole staff.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 27, 2018, 03:30:23 PM
Receives a lack of existence

Inserts a globe statue.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 27, 2018, 03:35:41 PM
Receives a map.

Inserts some quaza.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 27, 2018, 03:36:18 PM
Receives a "Ray" to complete a green dragon pokemon.

Inserts a baby cobra.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 27, 2018, 03:42:50 PM
Receives an reptile egg.

Inserts mr. Makuhero.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 27, 2018, 03:43:31 PM
Receives the entirety of Russia.

Inserts a Jackie Chan action figure.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 27, 2018, 04:47:17 PM
Receives a kung fu kick to the stomach.


Inserts a beautiful painting.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 27, 2018, 11:39:41 PM
Gets a crappy one.

Inserts the mother******s who abandoned the poor kitten I found in town today.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 28, 2018, 12:16:28 PM
Receives animal patrol.

Inserts an LF-37.100 laser rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 29, 2018, 02:17:30 AM
Receives some expended laser jet ink printer cartridges.

Inserts a plasma printer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 29, 2018, 02:49:40 AM
Gets a Plasma Rifle.

Inserts laughs from playing with adorable kitten I've named Milo.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on April 29, 2018, 04:23:33 AM
Gets a Plasma Rifle.

Inserts laughs from playing with adorable kitten I've named Milo.
 
Receives large  Sabre Cat.

inserts DC-15A and DC-15S
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on April 29, 2018, 04:40:52 AM
Receives a copy machine.


Inserts old hamburger buns.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on April 29, 2018, 04:42:31 AM
Gets sour wine

inserts sock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on April 29, 2018, 07:01:18 AM
Receives a copy machine.


Inserts old hamburger buns.
(They're completely diffrent things look it up :P)
 receives an old moldy hamburger

Inserts Tibanna Gas 
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on April 29, 2018, 01:06:23 PM
Gets Bespin.

Inserts amusement.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 29, 2018, 01:23:05 PM
Receives Starcraft 1

Inserts a Red Alert 2 copy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 30, 2018, 10:33:36 AM
Receives a code red computer virus.

Inserts a palindrome.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 30, 2018, 05:40:37 PM
Receives a level.

Inserts 9001 words.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on April 30, 2018, 05:56:42 PM
Receives an incredulous saiyan.


Inserts an anime yell.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on April 30, 2018, 06:07:29 PM
Get's Sarah Kerrigan's Ghost suit.

Inserts Protoss Dragoon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on May 01, 2018, 12:46:32 AM
Receives a box of cogs and gears.


Inserts a dishwasher.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 01, 2018, 12:55:10 AM
Receives a set of clean dishes.




Inserts some yarn.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 01, 2018, 02:13:57 AM
Gets a playful kitten.

Inserts vial of Borg Nano-Probes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 01, 2018, 02:19:03 AM
Receives an assimilated borg kitten.


Inserts a bowl of plain noodles.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 01, 2018, 02:24:18 AM
Gets a plate of Spaghetti.

Inserts late-night munchies.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 01, 2018, 02:28:17 AM
Recieves a contented burp.


Inserts a bottle of ketchup.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 01, 2018, 04:10:04 AM
Gets a bottle of mustard.

Inserts Custard.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 01, 2018, 04:11:13 AM
Receives a pie.


Inserts some vegetable stew.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 01, 2018, 04:14:16 AM
Gets a beef pot pie.

Inserts Death by Chocolate.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 01, 2018, 04:17:56 AM
Receives vanilla ice cream


Inserts a glass of milk
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 01, 2018, 04:38:13 AM
Gets butter.

Inserts beef patty.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 01, 2018, 04:43:13 AM
Receives a fully cooked burger and fries.


Inserts some charcoal.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 01, 2018, 05:50:31 AM
Gets a grill.

Inserts Methane.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 01, 2018, 05:55:55 AM
Receives a carbon atom and four hydrogen atoms.


Inserts a rug.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 01, 2018, 07:46:28 PM
Gets a carpet.

Inserts ALIEN ATTACK!!!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 01, 2018, 08:40:04 PM
Receives a deadly alien virus.


Inserts a table.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 01, 2018, 10:32:24 PM
Gets a chair.

Inserts a desk.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 01, 2018, 10:35:10 PM
Receives a large pile of wood chips.


Inserts a can of soda.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 02, 2018, 12:06:20 AM
Gets $1.50.

Inserts a boot to the head.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on May 02, 2018, 12:13:23 AM
Receives a can of whoop ass.


Inserts a grapefruit.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 02, 2018, 01:16:28 AM
Gets that grapefruit in slices.

Inserts an Orange.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 02, 2018, 04:02:59 AM
Receives a burnt shell.

Inserts a golf ball core
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 02, 2018, 11:49:04 AM
Gets a club handle.

Inserts some scrap metal.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 02, 2018, 01:04:45 PM
Receives a rusty, cobbled together soda can.


Inserts an old tire.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 02, 2018, 01:40:47 PM
Receives a rusty rim.

Inserts a €25.78 bill.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 03, 2018, 03:12:29 AM
Gets the same amount back and a note that says "Unrecognized form of currency".

Inserts M4A1 Tactical Assault Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on May 03, 2018, 02:30:00 PM
Gets the same amount back and a note that says "Unrecognized form of currency".

Inserts M4A1 Tactical Assault Rifle.
Receives a TSC MAR21J9 Marine Assault Rifle.

inserts 10mm Casings
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on May 03, 2018, 11:03:52 PM
Receives peppered cookies.


Inserts approximately 2lb of paprika.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 03, 2018, 11:09:37 PM
Receives about 2lb of pepper.


Inserts a fresh lime.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 03, 2018, 11:13:31 PM
Gets a fresh lemon.

Inserts a Katana.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 04, 2018, 02:10:36 AM
Receives a kunai.

Inserts a butterfly knife
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 04, 2018, 02:26:14 AM
Gets a butterfly, then a regular knife.

Inserts .44 Magnum Revolver.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on May 04, 2018, 07:20:00 AM
Receives a cutout of Jesse McCree.


Inserts a dysfunctional laptop.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 04, 2018, 05:10:44 PM
Gets a screwed up processing core.

Inserts a street light.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 05, 2018, 04:16:12 PM
Gets a street lamp.

Inserts E-22 Blaster Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 05, 2018, 06:26:11 PM
Receives a handheld photo-magnetic forcefield.

Inserts a Klingon bird-of-prey
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 05, 2018, 06:48:41 PM
Gets a Romulan Bird-of-Prey.

Inserts a Klingon Vor'Cha-class Attack Cruiser.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 05, 2018, 07:22:26 PM
Receives the USS Enterprise E.

Inserts transparent aluminium.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 05, 2018, 07:48:00 PM
Gets the Enterprise-A.

Inserts the Enterprise-C.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 09, 2018, 07:48:19 AM
Receives the USS Sentinel.

Inserts some red matter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 09, 2018, 12:21:41 PM
Receives a singularity.


Inserts some monopoly money.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 09, 2018, 05:25:36 PM
Gets gut-punched for using false money.

Inserts the Reman Warbird Scimitar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 10, 2018, 08:21:07 AM
Gets a huge explosion coming from a destroyed weapon.

Inserts some Lego coins.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 10, 2018, 08:48:01 PM
Gets a bucket of Legos.

Inserts a Dilithium Crystal.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on May 10, 2018, 10:38:22 PM
Receives an empty water bottle

Inserts a blank page
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 11, 2018, 01:01:27 AM
Gets a written essay and an invoice for $20.

Inserts XXL Steak Grilled Stuffed Burrito.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on May 11, 2018, 01:25:28 AM
Receives a well filled vending machine. You made a new friend!


Inserts my newfound obsession with Rain World
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 11, 2018, 01:08:53 PM
Receives a strange half-slug, half-cat creature


Inserts a tree branch.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 11, 2018, 03:06:35 PM
Gets a tree trunk.

Inserts a Yautja Hunter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 11, 2018, 11:20:26 PM
Receives a xenomorph.


Inserts Moby Dick.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 12, 2018, 01:10:30 PM
Receives a harpoon gun.

Inserts a lantern.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 12, 2018, 07:27:50 PM
Gets a flashlight.

Inserts DC15A Blaster Rifle for sale at a vastly-inflated price.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 13, 2018, 08:45:27 PM
Receives an empty wallet.

Inserts a dime.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 14, 2018, 12:13:22 AM
Gets a nickel.

Inserts a quarter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 14, 2018, 05:26:57 PM
Receives a penny.

Inserts some guilders.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 15, 2018, 07:22:17 PM
Gets some guild mates.

Inserts Dempsey from Black Ops Zombies.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 16, 2018, 11:23:00 AM
Receives a "Wonder Waffle" gun.

Inserts Xfire chat client.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 16, 2018, 01:41:50 PM
Receives Discord Chat Client.

Inserts sunglasses.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 16, 2018, 06:35:10 PM
Receives sunscreen.


Inserts flip flops.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 16, 2018, 06:41:13 PM
Receives boots

Inserts pocket watch
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 16, 2018, 06:48:40 PM
Receives an apple watch.


Inserts a glass of orange juice.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on May 16, 2018, 07:52:27 PM
Receives chaclit malc


Inserts a coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 16, 2018, 08:23:09 PM
Receives a grape soda.


Inserts a clash of clans gem.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 16, 2018, 08:39:07 PM
Gets a real clash of clans.

Inserts irritating, tiring, excessively-difficult manual labor.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 16, 2018, 09:11:35 PM
Receives minimum wage.


Inserts a bottle of water.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AceAurora on May 17, 2018, 12:58:07 PM
Receives bottle of red wine


Inserts copies of Spyro the Dragon
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 17, 2018, 01:28:15 PM
Receives a copy of Skylanders.


Imserts a red crayola crayon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 17, 2018, 07:27:46 PM
Gets that same color in a colored pencil.

Inserts Darth Malgus' Lightsaber.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 17, 2018, 11:30:22 PM
Receives Mace Windu's lightsaber.


Inserts my netflix password.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 18, 2018, 02:02:20 PM
Gets your Netflix account hacked.

Inserts Tetryon Pulse Disruptor.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: AceAurora on May 19, 2018, 03:19:49 AM
Receives Shrodinger's cat both dead and alive

inserts George Carlin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 19, 2018, 11:36:15 AM
Receives a random guy.

Inserts Trump's big words.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Hunter568 on May 19, 2018, 05:45:13 PM
Receives Hilary Clinton's bad memes.


Inserts Tinky Winky.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 20, 2018, 02:22:12 PM
Receives Tinker Bell.

Inserts Titan A.E. movie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 21, 2018, 08:22:08 AM
Receives Pacific Rim.

Inserts Bionicle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 21, 2018, 09:22:14 AM
Receives generic superhero movie.

Inserts air guitar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 21, 2018, 03:35:24 PM
Gets an Electric Guitar.

Inserts Disruptor Carbine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TheCrazyErrorLion on May 23, 2018, 12:18:41 AM
Gets an AK-47


Inserts a bill of 5 ars (Argentinian Pesos)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 23, 2018, 02:11:31 AM
Gets a mystery soda.

Inserts Mandalorian Assault Rifle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TheCrazyErrorLion on May 23, 2018, 04:28:45 AM
Gets An FireSeven Pistol


Inserts an Fake Dollar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 23, 2018, 02:43:39 PM
Gets a booteth to thine head for using false currency.

Inserts Lightsaber.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 23, 2018, 03:02:24 PM
Receives cheap Star Trek knock-off.

Inserts number plate
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 23, 2018, 05:08:49 PM
Gets a numbered card.

Inserts irritating lag.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TheCrazyErrorLion on May 23, 2018, 09:58:53 PM
Gets an Blue Screen of Death


Inserts an Debit Card
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 23, 2018, 10:03:39 PM
Gets a choice of sodas.

Inserts T'Liss-class Light Warbird.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TheCrazyErrorLion on May 24, 2018, 03:14:55 AM
Get's an Message that says what this vending machine can give to you more weapons anymore


Insert's an *Radeon HD 5450*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 24, 2018, 06:08:14 PM
Receives a motherboard.

Inserts a Tahnok-Kal.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 25, 2018, 01:54:55 AM
Receives a Tamagachi.

Inserts a Macintosh II
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TheCrazyErrorLion on May 26, 2018, 05:47:26 PM
Receives a Macbook Pro


Inserts an AMD Athlon Processor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 26, 2018, 06:56:55 PM
Gets an Intel Quad-Core Processor.

Inserts my aged computer in need of replacement.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TheCrazyErrorLion on May 26, 2018, 11:05:12 PM
Gets Some Components For An Upgrade Not Includes an New Chasis


Inserts an AMD Opteron Processor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 27, 2018, 12:27:21 PM
Receives a Pentinum 2 CPU.

Inserts a plastic bottle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 27, 2018, 04:55:13 PM
Receives a cat stuck in a plastic bottle.

Inserts the & symbol.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on May 28, 2018, 02:44:44 AM
Gets the % Symbol.

Inserts Baragwin Assault Gun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 30, 2018, 02:46:25 PM
Gets a phaser.

Inserts the EXO Stealth.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 01, 2018, 01:55:27 AM
Gets an Exosuit.

Inserts cotton swab.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wander on June 01, 2018, 03:32:33 AM
receives lambchop puppet

inserts vending machine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 01, 2018, 04:18:43 PM
Gets a vending machine paradox. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Waits for new vending machine, then inserts a watch.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on June 01, 2018, 04:54:15 PM
Receives easter bunny alarm clock. For the kids, of course!

Inserts woofer.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 01, 2018, 09:56:02 PM
Gets a dog.

Inserts reinforced tactical combat armor.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wander on June 02, 2018, 12:13:00 AM
receives a handfull of screws and a washer


inserts a tennis ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on June 02, 2018, 12:57:25 AM
Gets a baseball.

Inserts Sith Interdictor Ship.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on July 16, 2018, 10:57:57 AM
Receives a Minbari Whitestar.




Inserts a flowerpot.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on July 16, 2018, 12:50:50 PM
gets powerful root beer ice cream combination (dispensed into the flowerpot)

inserts jar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on July 16, 2018, 02:26:41 PM
Gets strawberry jelly in that jar.

Inserts Turbolaser Turret.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 21, 2018, 05:28:34 PM
Receives Fullautomatic Proximity Defence Turret

Inserts the legendary Kanohi Vahi.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on July 31, 2018, 07:53:05 PM
Gets an lego figure


Inserts a circle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 31, 2018, 07:57:20 PM
Receives a square.

Inserts an empty bottle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on July 31, 2018, 11:06:54 PM
rec water

ins shrunken head
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 03, 2018, 07:33:40 AM
Receives a headless skeleton model.

Inserts a fingernail.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on September 10, 2018, 12:14:18 PM
Gets toenail

Inserts self
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on September 10, 2018, 04:42:32 PM
gets fifty dollars
inserts gift
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: MaverickTheFur on September 10, 2018, 04:47:29 PM
*gets a nuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds*  >:3

*inserts a Wolfo*
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 10, 2018, 05:13:44 PM
Gets a feline.

Inserts some abstract modern art.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 10, 2018, 10:05:49 PM
Receives a toddler's drawing. You saw no difference...

Inserts a spider web.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on September 11, 2018, 01:51:37 AM
Gets a diamond sword with knockback V


Inserts a lock of my fur.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: BennyJackdaw on September 11, 2018, 11:10:38 AM
You got a jammed vending machine that doesn't work because you just tryed to put hair in it.

Inserts a quarter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 14, 2018, 05:14:19 PM
Receives a penny with a note: "I'm greedy."

Inserts a football/soccer ball (use word for your language)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on September 14, 2018, 06:06:50 PM
Gets a plastic trophy


Inserts ribs
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: BennyJackdaw on September 15, 2018, 11:52:03 AM
The coin slot is too small for the ribs. It rejects your offer.

Inserts a dollar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 21, 2018, 08:18:06 PM
gets a yen.

Inserts a pig.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: BennyJackdaw on September 23, 2018, 10:22:46 PM
What the heck!? You tried to shove a poor animal into a vending machine!? What is wrong with you!? *nipped" ... Okay, I'll stop.

You got Hawaiian style ham cooked on a spit.

Inserts an ostrich egg.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on September 24, 2018, 05:13:29 AM
you some how got a full grown Ostrich. Don't know how that happened.

Inserts a heart.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on September 24, 2018, 09:20:16 AM
gets a brain

inserts courage
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on September 24, 2018, 04:25:41 PM
gets a cowardly lion

Inserts my love and affection.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: BennyJackdaw on September 25, 2018, 01:52:45 AM
You got a man sized pink teddy bear, extra fluffy.

Inserts my cat's litter box.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on September 25, 2018, 05:42:28 AM
Gets a state of the art revolutionary automatic litter box that cleans itself.

Inserts an Aperture Science Patented Turret.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on September 25, 2018, 02:06:26 PM
Gets LAZOR EYEZ!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FrightenedDirectBass-size_restricted.gif)

Inserts soup bowl
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: BennyJackdaw on September 25, 2018, 11:36:32 PM
You got split pea soup with ham in a electric heating Bowl so it stays warm.

Inserts dog biscuits
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on September 25, 2018, 11:51:10 PM
Receives Dog Steak. (NV)

Inserts $13.37
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 26, 2018, 12:12:13 AM
Gets a dozen sodas.

Inserts Lightsaber Staff.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on September 26, 2018, 12:52:33 AM
Gets a laser blaster.

Inserts game controller
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 26, 2018, 01:56:59 AM
Gets a game console.

Inserts NCC-1701-C.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: riseofthewerewolf332 on September 26, 2018, 03:53:23 AM
Gets Spock

Inserts a DragonBone Sword
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 26, 2018, 10:42:25 AM
Receives some dragon scale armour.

Inserts a blacklight.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 26, 2018, 02:30:30 PM
Gets an LED Light.

Inserts Xenomorph head.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: BennyJackdaw on September 28, 2018, 01:10:46 AM
You got free access to a nearby airlock.

Inserts a yowie chocolate monster.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 28, 2018, 02:20:42 AM
Gets a chocolate snack.

Inserts Darth Revan's Helmet.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Wander on September 28, 2018, 02:58:38 AM
Receives a beta copy of mass effect.

Inserts cheap garlic bread.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on September 29, 2018, 11:24:48 AM
Receives a low-quality sack of flour.

Inserts a glass pane.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 29, 2018, 06:20:25 PM
Gets a Glass Block.

Inserts Block of Cobblestone.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: BennyJackdaw on September 29, 2018, 10:37:12 PM
You got a furnace.

Inserts a set of reproduction kunai knives.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on September 30, 2018, 04:25:38 AM
Gets a reproduction Katana.

Inserts a M1911 Colt.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 02, 2018, 06:09:27 PM
Receives a white rose. Because guns aren't everything.

Inserts a string of DNA.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 02, 2018, 10:51:35 PM
Gets a friendly Velociraptor.

Inserts Flashlight.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 04, 2018, 06:57:39 AM
Receives a torch.

Inserts a can of vegetables.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 04, 2018, 02:12:17 PM
Gets a salad.

Inserts a Gold Ingot.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 07, 2018, 02:07:58 PM
Receives a bar of copper.

Inserts a cup of butter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 07, 2018, 02:24:48 PM
Gets toast.

Inserts a grenade.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 07, 2018, 02:36:57 PM
Receives a bomb.

Inserts two cents.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 07, 2018, 04:13:07 PM
Gets a note saying "Insufficient Funds".

Inserts Baron Harkonnen.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 10, 2018, 05:33:05 PM
Receives Baron von Baron.

Inserts a bag stuffed with gold and jewels.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 10, 2018, 10:35:03 PM
Gets an avalanche of sodas.

Inserts a Pizza.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on October 12, 2018, 12:59:07 PM
Receives two pizzas.

Inserts a mac book.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 12, 2018, 01:25:10 PM
Gets a Windows Laptop.

Inserts a Spork.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 13, 2018, 11:32:34 AM
Receives a... Knork? Fife? Knore?

...something between a knife and fork.

Inserts a hockeystick.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 13, 2018, 12:50:15 PM
Gets a boomstick.

Inserts Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 13, 2018, 01:09:54 PM
Receives an obsolete kids show from the '90s.

Inserts a rope.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 13, 2018, 01:44:26 PM
Receives barbed wire.

Inserts liquid D&B
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 16, 2018, 09:16:58 AM
Receives water.

Inserts sunlight.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 16, 2018, 01:11:37 PM
Receives solarpunk RP.

Inserts a neon green square.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 16, 2018, 01:17:07 PM
Gets a neon green cube.

Inserts Borg Nanites.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 22, 2018, 07:20:45 AM
Receives some scrap metal.

Inserts some computer-designed chocolate chips.
Computer chips, if you will.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 22, 2018, 05:57:52 PM
Gets a computer-shaped birthday cake. Seriously, I actually had one like that on one birthday.

Inserts another birthday cake.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 22, 2018, 08:10:04 PM
gets year

inserts judge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 22, 2018, 11:16:23 PM
Gets Judy.

Inserts Rambo.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 25, 2018, 05:28:14 PM
Receives Tarzan.

Inserts almonds.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 25, 2018, 07:23:08 PM
Gets Almond Milk.

Inserts Soy Milk.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on October 25, 2018, 09:27:12 PM
Gets weird yogurt

Inserts weird mushroom
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 25, 2018, 10:13:43 PM
Gets hallucinations.

Inserts bottle of Green Tea.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 27, 2018, 07:01:33 AM
Receives black coffee.

Inserts a racecar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 27, 2018, 12:15:59 PM
Gets Speed Racer.

Inserts Death Race.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on October 27, 2018, 12:36:51 PM
Receives a length of linked chain

Puts in a pumpkin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 27, 2018, 03:10:46 PM
Gets a Jack-o-Lantern.

Inserts Chips Ahoy!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 29, 2018, 06:36:50 PM
Receives some fish 'n' chips.

Inserts a lunchbox.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on October 29, 2018, 07:32:23 PM
Gets the contents of the lunchbox.

Inserts Heavy's Sandvich.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 03, 2018, 03:36:55 PM
Receives a loaf.

Inserts a meme.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on November 13, 2018, 06:21:12 AM
receives an Iron beam

Inserts slime
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 14, 2018, 02:42:44 AM
Gets a mutant.

Inserts Super Mutant.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on November 14, 2018, 04:03:57 AM
Gets a mutant.

Inserts Super Mutant.
Gets a Mini Nuke

inserts Plasma Rifle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 14, 2018, 03:39:13 PM
Gets a laser rifle.

Inserts Gloria Van Graff.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 15, 2018, 01:34:41 PM
Receives... someone.

Inserts a superpositioned coin, meaning it's in- and outside the vending machine simultaneously.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 15, 2018, 04:19:16 PM
The vending machine just explodes.

Inserts Tails, that guy is good with machines.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 15, 2018, 07:03:43 PM
You got back a vending maching airplane


Inserts a blank piece of paper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 15, 2018, 08:09:09 PM
Gets a blank book.

Inserts Romulan Bird-of-Prey.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Rocco Rex on November 17, 2018, 10:27:18 PM
Receives a meme about America


Inserts a microwave
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 19, 2018, 07:32:37 PM
Receives an oven.

Inserts a shelf.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on November 28, 2018, 06:17:29 AM
Gets a slide


Inserts cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 28, 2018, 05:44:30 PM
Gets more cheese.

Inserts Bacon.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 30, 2018, 05:13:06 PM
Receives a pig.

Inserts a knife.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 30, 2018, 06:39:23 PM
Receives a roller pin.

Inserts a chandelier.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on November 30, 2018, 11:52:29 PM
gets cowboy

inserts gravy
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on November 30, 2018, 11:56:43 PM
Gets mashed potatoes.

Inserts Tricobalt Torpedo.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on December 04, 2018, 03:54:28 AM
Gets mashed potatoes.

Inserts Tricobalt Torpedo.
Get's an Ultra-Ball

Inserts a Cubone's bone club.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 04, 2018, 02:28:07 PM
Gets a wishbone.

Inserts an empty water bottle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: L. Jay Echoes on December 04, 2018, 07:12:47 PM
Get a submarine in a bottle.

Inserts a booger-encrusted memory card.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 05, 2018, 01:18:42 AM
Gets a swat upside the head for something so childish.

Inserts a booteth to thine head.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on December 05, 2018, 01:41:04 AM
Gets a swat upside the head for something so childish.

Inserts a booteth to thine head.
get's a metal gauntlet to thine cheek.

inserts  a poke-ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 05, 2018, 03:46:15 AM
Gets a Pokedex.

Inserts Dr. Mobius.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dmscootr on December 05, 2018, 05:09:41 AM
Receives tiberium


Inserts snow
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 05, 2018, 06:03:12 AM
Gets Ice.

Inserts Brain.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on December 05, 2018, 07:32:01 AM
Receives tiberium


Inserts snow
Wrong series :P

Gets Ice.

Inserts Brain.
gets random guy moaning "Brians...Brians i want Brians!

inserts chainsaw.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 05, 2018, 02:20:37 PM
Gets the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Inserts Spork.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 05, 2018, 06:14:32 PM
Receives an omni-usable-omnitool.
Now with 193,453 functions!

Inserts a wheel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 05, 2018, 08:22:57 PM
Gets a brick.

Inserts coffee.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on December 07, 2018, 04:13:26 PM
Gets Error 404 Coffee not found (https://cdn.weasyl.com/static/media/f4/fe/07/f4fe076e91c0ad4c82b19ac0fc6144986b057f204a2c957bb96c9869b722ecab.png)

inserts Steel I Beam
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 07, 2018, 08:55:46 PM
Gets a Steel KABAR.

Inserts M16A2.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 19, 2018, 03:08:50 PM
Gets one bullet

Inserts some tea
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 19, 2018, 06:32:53 PM
Gets more tea.

Inserts Gallon Pitcher of Tea.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on December 21, 2018, 05:00:42 AM
Gets 40 Chicken McNuggets


inserts straw
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 22, 2018, 09:47:21 AM
Receives a fancier straw.

Inserts a cotton sweater.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: SkyeLegs on December 22, 2018, 04:53:14 PM
The same sweater comes out with ugly Christmas patterns.

Inserts a wooden nickel.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on December 22, 2018, 07:28:59 PM
No prize. You know what they say, don't take any wooden nickels.


Inserts get request
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on December 24, 2018, 01:15:36 PM
Received Return "Wood_nickel"

Inserts a cloth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 24, 2018, 03:26:14 PM
Gets a bandage. (WOW First Aid reference)

Inserts Healing Potion.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on December 27, 2018, 05:13:20 AM
You get out a bomb


Inserts grass and flowers
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 29, 2018, 05:49:33 PM
Receives a goat.

Inserts an empty trash can.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 29, 2018, 08:32:32 PM
Gets an empty dumpster.

Inserts H&H Tools Nailgun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on December 30, 2018, 03:31:25 AM
Receives a ready-made Ikea chair.

Inserts a whole pumpkin.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on December 30, 2018, 04:03:01 AM
receives head

inserts can
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on December 30, 2018, 04:05:08 PM
Receives bottle.

Inserts a cup.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 30, 2018, 06:57:28 PM
Receives a puddle of tea


inserts a chicken
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on December 30, 2018, 08:56:49 PM
Receives a chicken coop.

Inserts a fake nose.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on December 30, 2018, 10:47:47 PM
Gets a fake mustache.

Inserts Vegeta's Ego.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on December 31, 2018, 11:24:52 PM
Receives Piccolo's antennae.

Inserts an apple.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 01, 2019, 12:45:18 AM
Receives an Orange.

Inserts a Klingon Bird-of-Prey.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on January 02, 2019, 02:07:50 AM
Receives Enterprise.

Inserts a bowtie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 02, 2019, 02:44:57 AM
Gets Dean Domino.

Inserts Dean's Tuxedo.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 02, 2019, 05:23:41 PM
Receives its value in money.

Inserts the dollar I don't have.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Phantom The Painted Wolf on January 05, 2019, 10:37:31 PM
Receives a pound coin.

Inserts a glass eye.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 12, 2019, 03:21:59 PM
Gets a bionic limb.

Inserts a bunch of gibberish.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 12, 2019, 08:50:48 PM
Gets the Klingon language.

Inserts the Hobus Supernova.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 14, 2019, 06:20:28 PM
Gets a black hole.

Inserts a steel wire.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 14, 2019, 08:07:02 PM
Gets a steel knife.

Inserts a Sith Lightsaber.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 14, 2019, 09:22:22 PM
Receives a plasma sword.

Inserts a door.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 14, 2019, 09:42:15 PM
Gets a Door Frame.

Inserts Richard B. Riddick.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 23, 2019, 12:22:02 PM
Receives an average Joe.

Inserts a snail shell.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 24, 2019, 03:30:03 AM
Gets a Seashell.

Inserts .308-caliber bullet.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 25, 2019, 07:43:55 PM
Receives a handgun without munition.

Inserts a lunchbox.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 25, 2019, 08:26:02 PM
Gets a Caravan Lunch.

Inserts a Brahmin Steak.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 26, 2019, 08:16:57 PM
Receives a steak in the shape of Mettaton's face.

Inserts some PVC pipes.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 27, 2019, 12:27:21 AM
Gets a game where kids duel each other with said pipes. ( <--- My brother and I did this frequently, actually.)

Inserts empty water bottle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2019, 11:10:24 AM
Receives a splash of water.

Inserts an apple.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 27, 2019, 11:12:54 AM
gets apple seeds

inserts globe
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 27, 2019, 11:15:37 AM
Receives the world(?)

Inserts a bag of garbage.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 27, 2019, 08:03:06 PM
Gets bill

inserts can opener, with shrek stickers on it
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 27, 2019, 10:42:59 PM
Gets an irritable ogre.

Inserts Klondike Bar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 28, 2019, 03:02:31 AM
Gets whatever you would do.

Inserts empty ink cartridge
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 28, 2019, 03:42:55 AM
Gets that ink cartridge spat back out - at your face.

Inserts funny cat video.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 28, 2019, 05:34:36 AM
Gets likes (and maybe comments and subscribers)

inserts pencilneck
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 28, 2019, 06:53:41 PM
Gets a pencil.

Inserts a Pen.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on January 29, 2019, 12:16:29 AM
Gets soul

inserts fidget spinner
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 29, 2019, 12:23:06 AM
Gets a note saying "F*** this s*** I'm out!"

Inserts Multiplayer Shenanigans.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 31, 2019, 06:05:52 PM
Receives that one team member who keeps playing as if it's single player.

Inserts some completely obvious remarks.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 31, 2019, 07:36:32 PM
Gets cryptic responses.

Inserts Victory through superior military strength.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 31, 2019, 08:18:58 PM
Receives a victory through sheer numbers.

Inserts breakfast.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 31, 2019, 08:44:49 PM
Gets lunch.

Inserts Launch.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 31, 2019, 08:57:08 PM
Receives landing.

Inserts some Uranium-235.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Romulan_Furry on January 31, 2019, 09:28:52 PM
Gets a magazine of 7.62x51mm Depleted-Uranium Bullets.

Inserts Disruptor.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 03, 2019, 12:57:44 PM
Receives a hole.
(how does that even work?)

Inserts an infiltranium crystal
(If: completely imaginary element. Has no defined physical properties.)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Bronzeee on February 15, 2019, 12:25:46 PM
Recieves Anti-matter

Inserts laughing crying emoji plush
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 15, 2019, 01:22:48 PM
Receives an emoji-movie themed backpack.

Inserts silverware.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 16, 2019, 12:08:16 AM
Receives free stop signs.

Inserts head.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 16, 2019, 12:43:52 AM
receives sword

inserts  9_9
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 16, 2019, 12:45:18 AM
receives  <.< >.>

inserts siri
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 16, 2019, 03:15:01 AM
gets malodor

inserts green goblin goulash
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 16, 2019, 03:18:16 AM
receives air

inserts nothing
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 16, 2019, 07:46:38 PM
gets nothing

inserts cup
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 17, 2019, 12:32:05 PM
Receives plate

Inserts a catchy song
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 18, 2019, 05:52:10 PM
receives that one song you can't get out of your head no matter what you do.

Inserts teardrop :'( .
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 20, 2019, 08:48:50 PM
gets house

inserts great big tub of mayonnaise
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 22, 2019, 12:22:23 AM
gets great big tub of ketchup.

Inserts a heart of one of my enemies!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 22, 2019, 02:08:31 AM
receives resurrected rival

inserts crate
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 22, 2019, 07:55:40 AM
Receives box.

Inserts some green paint.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 22, 2019, 11:32:44 PM
receives your own red world!

Inserts LOADING...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on February 26, 2019, 02:47:11 AM
receives windows.exe

inserts fortnite season 12 battle pass
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 26, 2019, 09:46:48 AM
receives my parents' credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three numbers on the back

inserts big fries
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on February 26, 2019, 06:55:51 PM
gets a mcdonalds big mac

inserts water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 26, 2019, 09:12:04 PM
gets ice


inserts greeting written on a sticky note in blue highlighter
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on February 26, 2019, 10:14:09 PM
gets reply written on a sticky note in red highlighter


inserts 1 million dollars
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on February 27, 2019, 12:00:39 AM
receives absolutely nothing (better luck next time  ;) )

inserts Antarctica!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on February 27, 2019, 02:44:03 AM
receives a volcano!

inserts ShadowWalker
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on February 27, 2019, 04:13:47 AM
Gets a clone


Inserts myself into the vending machine
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on February 27, 2019, 12:29:36 PM
gets all eeveelutions

inserts a bird’s wing
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on February 27, 2019, 02:49:24 PM
Gets a chicken head.

Inserts a sunflower.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on February 27, 2019, 06:14:13 PM
gets sunflower seeds

inserts chicken nuggets
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 27, 2019, 06:40:17 PM
Receives Bitterballen
(Miniature croquettes, if you were wondering)

Inserts some fried onions
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on February 27, 2019, 11:04:23 PM
gets raw onions

inserts myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on February 28, 2019, 12:17:59 PM
gets me


inserts javascript:oQuickReply.swap();
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 01, 2019, 12:08:36 AM
Receives hacker hacking your account!

inserts a dodecahedron!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on March 01, 2019, 12:40:20 AM
gets printed die

inserts grind
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 01, 2019, 02:10:27 PM
Receives 3 level-ups.

Inserts ninja training school!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 03, 2019, 09:49:41 PM
receives the free "how to be a ninja: for dummies" book written by me. B)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on March 04, 2019, 05:27:49 AM
you forgot to leave something

inserts level 100 boss
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 04, 2019, 03:00:55 PM
Receives a party of 4 level 100 adventurers that take the boss down easily anyways.

Inserts wine cellar.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 09, 2019, 01:10:12 AM
Receives beer!
Inserts Michen.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on March 09, 2019, 12:20:21 PM
gets S

gives bee
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 09, 2019, 02:29:13 PM
Receives ANGRY BEE!

Inserts furpile!
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 09, 2019, 06:15:01 PM
Gets fur coat.
inserts an egg.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 10, 2019, 02:29:21 PM
Receives philosophical question...

Inserts a pile of books.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on March 10, 2019, 02:30:32 PM
Gets pile of late return notices.

Inserts great value butter.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 10, 2019, 05:54:49 PM
Receives angry trolls.

Inserts Illuminati.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on March 11, 2019, 12:25:43 AM
Gets MJ12

Inserts great value butter 2
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 14, 2019, 11:45:10 PM
Receives angry mountain trolls.

Inserts all light of any kind.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 15, 2019, 12:27:51 PM
It's now too dark to see what you received. Good job.

Inserts a bone (I think?)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on March 15, 2019, 08:44:58 PM
Gets soup stock (maybe)

inserts great value butter 3
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 17, 2019, 06:18:24 PM
Recieves Level 100 angry robot mountain trolls. (probably)

inserts all darkness.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on March 18, 2019, 02:03:41 AM
gets...well, nothing. Darkness is the lack of light, so you inserted the most nothing nothingness. Not much value there :o

Inserts great value butter 4
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on March 19, 2019, 12:02:43 PM
gets great value butter 9000

Inserts rocket launcher
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on March 19, 2019, 12:27:44 PM
gets a sling shot

Puts in a snowman
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on March 19, 2019, 12:32:45 PM
receives burning coal

inserts joseph (lol)
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 20, 2019, 08:11:19 AM
Receives Abraham

Inserts a voting pass
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on March 20, 2019, 11:08:25 AM
receives donald trump’s business card

inserts the furry forums
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 20, 2019, 11:17:03 PM
Gets everyone on the forum!

Inserts 10 stop signs, 9 I-pods, 8 LEGO DUPLO blocks, 7 Shaggy memes, 6 Limes, 5% of the Earth, 4 random sketches made by Sketch, 3 fish fossils, 2 microphones, and 1 strand of fur from Arval.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 21, 2019, 11:01:44 AM
Gets the meaning of life, the universe and everything, and bad luck.
(I wonder if anyone will see what I did there.)

Inserts one pancake and one waffle.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 22, 2019, 09:38:04 AM
Receives one slice of bread and a cracker.

Inserts a magnifying glass.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on March 25, 2019, 09:28:29 PM
gets ant man


inserts 1% of shaggy’s power
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on March 26, 2019, 05:52:45 AM
gets 25 walmarts.

Inserts Great Value butter 5
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 28, 2019, 06:14:27 PM
Receives regular old butter.

Inserts a dandelion.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on March 28, 2019, 08:40:20 PM
receives tulips


inserts TFF discord server
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on March 28, 2019, 11:00:26 PM
receives parent's angry letters.

Inserts 10 top hats, 9 FBI agents, 8 decks of cards, 7% of the world's largest cake, the sixth book in a random series, 5 golden rings, 4 submarines, 3 #2 pencils, 2 potent potions, and 1 random supermarket.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 29, 2019, 10:37:45 AM
Receives a landfill.

Inserts a party.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 29, 2019, 07:34:11 PM
Receives a large, empty room... wait adventuring party or fun party?
Adventuring party: A cold, rough, stony room with fallen zombies and broken pottery
Fun party: Unfinished party food, scattered over the floor, and a grumpy looking janitor

Inserts a phoenix
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on March 29, 2019, 07:58:51 PM
Receives that same phoenix

Inserts beach umbrella
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2019, 06:08:37 PM
receives parasol
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on April 01, 2019, 06:39:09 PM
you forgot to leave something


inserts a turtle shell
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 05, 2019, 05:14:55 PM
Receives a shell-less turtle

Inserts a fourdimensional object.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on April 07, 2019, 07:33:19 AM
Receives a bridge.

Inserts pineapple pie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on April 08, 2019, 12:42:04 PM
gets a regular pineapple


inserts a bubble
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on April 08, 2019, 04:26:54 PM
gets a bobble


inserts a brteartaetaetaestfgeastaegaeg
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on April 08, 2019, 05:47:36 PM
gets 404ScriptFailure


inserts math
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on April 08, 2019, 05:59:28 PM
Gets results


inserts deceptive pin-up
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on April 09, 2019, 02:32:53 PM
Receives detective pin-up.

Inserts the Great Shugguth
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on April 09, 2019, 05:09:57 PM
Granted, got a frozen earth.

I wish to insert meee   XP
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on April 10, 2019, 03:43:54 AM
receives cookies


inserts a leaf
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 10, 2019, 07:17:58 AM
Receives stick

Inserts a pebble
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on April 11, 2019, 04:12:26 PM
Gets french fry

inserts dollar bill yall
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 15, 2019, 06:13:45 PM
Receives a cotton candy.

Inserts a dream.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on April 29, 2019, 06:19:27 PM
receives a nightmare (oh nu  D :)

Inserts message saying “I’m back”
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 06, 2019, 07:02:56 PM
Receives a note: "Good for you."

Inserts a chicken.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on May 08, 2019, 02:18:00 PM
receives CHICKEN STRIIIIIIPS (anyone seen that video?)

inserts a pikachu plush
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 09, 2019, 05:24:29 PM
Receives a Bulbasaur plushie.

Inserts a raincloud.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on May 10, 2019, 05:25:17 AM
Gets a radioactive rain cloud

inserts "Deecee"
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Drakion on May 10, 2019, 02:09:20 PM
Gets “Ceedee”

Inserts Chicken
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 26, 2019, 12:01:27 PM
Receives rooster

Inserts a tire
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alistair on May 26, 2019, 07:38:17 PM
Receives a small model car

Inserts glacial ice
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on May 26, 2019, 09:04:20 PM
Receives a higher sea level.

Inserts a tulip
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ? on May 26, 2019, 09:34:26 PM
Gets a rose

Inserts a snow ball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 03, 2019, 03:39:52 PM
Receives a greasy snow cone

Inserts a butterfly collection
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on June 03, 2019, 05:10:34 PM
Receives a greasy snow cone

Inserts a butterfly collection
recieves an arachnid collection

Inserts a .50 BMG round.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowWalker on June 04, 2019, 11:28:20 PM
receives angry neighbors.

inserts  :) :D XD ^_^  ;) :/ :S :( :'( :P XP :3 X3 >:( >:3 :$ :* D: :o o.O :| T_T x_x >.> <.< B) @.@ 0:) :? -.- <3 :dapper: :nerd: :sweatdrop: :crazy: 9_9 :facepaw: :squint: :pout:
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on June 07, 2019, 02:30:39 AM
Gets timer

inserts big boy pants
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 08, 2019, 04:52:35 PM
Receives a skirt

Inserts a 0.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on June 11, 2019, 05:29:05 PM
Recives a black hole..


inserts a Star.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on June 12, 2019, 05:47:30 PM
Receives 20 coins.

Inserts an inch.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on June 12, 2019, 08:36:46 PM
gets a mile

inserts bottle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 16, 2019, 09:26:17 AM
Receives a can.

Inserts a jukebox.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on June 16, 2019, 06:21:12 PM
Machine dispenses a CD

inserts a Ion engine.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2019, 02:45:14 AM
Receives a modulated recording of an elephant trumpeting.

Inserts a drop of sea water
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on June 17, 2019, 03:03:09 AM
Gets a drop of Neptune water.

Inserts a rock from Europa.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2019, 02:16:06 PM
Receives The Monolith

Inserts Hall-9000
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on June 17, 2019, 04:25:31 PM
Get's a note reading: "I'm afraid I can't do that, Trixsie."

Inserts Class 0.5 Hyperdrive.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on July 05, 2019, 06:55:22 AM
gets a heck of a smell

inserts big bad wolf
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 05, 2019, 09:28:48 AM
Receives a book full of fairy tales.

Inserts a dime
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Azure Frostfire on July 09, 2019, 08:43:57 PM
Gets Nickelback

Inserts whatever I'm going to get
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on July 10, 2019, 04:40:39 PM
Receives what you are going to put in next.

Inserts pineapple pie.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 15, 2019, 06:54:27 PM
Receives apricot pie.

Inserts a Bob-omb.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: davelenfair on July 27, 2019, 07:11:26 AM
Recreives a koopa.

Inserts polandball
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: George on July 27, 2019, 07:52:43 PM
gets yuo

inserts bet
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 29, 2019, 04:18:26 PM
Got nothing!

Inserts a chair.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Pasta on August 15, 2019, 12:06:35 AM
Receives "Happy Little Accidents" by Bob Ross.

Inserts the Discord Wumpus.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on August 17, 2019, 10:22:10 AM
out comes... a hamburger.
oh no


Insert a couple of dollars, i dunno
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on August 18, 2019, 09:30:08 AM
Receives a bottle of Water 0.

Inserts a painting.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Cheza on September 29, 2019, 12:08:18 PM
Receives a stick figure.



Inserts a box of Rice Krispies.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Azure Frostfire on September 30, 2019, 04:03:01 AM
Gets a sailor's hat

Inserts the Furry Forum
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on September 30, 2019, 10:57:27 AM
you got an anthro ICe pokemon and you can no longer post on the now inserted forum...

inserts backup of a forum.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 01, 2019, 06:43:24 AM
Receives a hard drive containing said backup.

Inserts a brick.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on October 01, 2019, 09:42:58 AM
receives a Video (https://youtu.be/Ob2vRJvuhpA)

Inserts a Dragon egg.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 08, 2019, 12:31:16 PM
Receives a fake plaster one.

Inserts a meteor
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 09, 2019, 06:10:26 PM
Receives an UFO.

Inserts light switch...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 10, 2019, 02:17:15 PM
Gets a volume slider.

Inserts some LEGO pieces.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on October 14, 2019, 04:58:44 PM
Gets a chair

inserts book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on October 14, 2019, 06:06:53 PM
Receives fanfiction.

Inserts delivery girl.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on October 16, 2019, 04:00:07 AM
gets delivery service

inserts model boat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 18, 2019, 09:00:00 AM
Receives model plane.

Inserts a spruce.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on October 18, 2019, 11:44:30 AM
Gets an oak tree

inserts game token
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Dazed on October 23, 2019, 08:39:17 AM
gets a scratched up CD


uuuuh lets insert a tie
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on October 25, 2019, 08:08:50 PM
gets a 70's style suit

Inserts scratched up CD
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Alessia Starfurr on October 26, 2019, 12:57:36 AM
Recives a can of "Ahfuapfagjnaighiupahgjpapa"

Inserts 1000 random letters.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on October 26, 2019, 02:09:04 AM
Gets fan mail

inserts a newspaper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 28, 2019, 12:34:28 PM
Receives another newspaper, of yesterday.

Inserts a 4.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on October 28, 2019, 02:26:08 PM
Gets an 8

Inserts a computer
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 29, 2019, 11:18:42 AM
Gets a calculator.

Inserts the '80s.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on October 29, 2019, 11:32:05 AM
Gets the 70's

inserts mirror
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Azure Frostfire on October 30, 2019, 04:32:16 AM
Gets a clone of yourself

Inserts a bowl of nacho cheese
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 30, 2019, 11:02:34 AM
Receives a bag of regular crisps.

Inserts a contradiction.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on October 30, 2019, 11:45:49 AM
Receives Black Hole

Inserts pocket knife
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on October 31, 2019, 11:06:57 AM
Receives Swiss army knife.

Inserts boring stuff
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on October 31, 2019, 12:42:34 PM
Receives cool stuff

Inserts Halloween
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 03, 2019, 08:28:06 PM
Receives Christmas.

Inserts a duplicator.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on November 03, 2019, 11:15:05 PM
Receives clone

Inserts metal
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 05, 2019, 11:12:06 AM
Receives ore

Inserts 5 minutes ago.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on November 05, 2019, 01:05:23 PM
Receives one hour ago

inserts eye
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 06, 2019, 11:23:27 AM
Receives optical nerve.

Inserts total nonsense.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on November 07, 2019, 04:28:08 AM
Receives total sense

Inserts coin
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 08, 2019, 12:01:13 PM
Receives a can of soda.

Inserts bunk bed.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on November 08, 2019, 12:35:35 PM
Receives twin beds

Inserts bottle
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 12, 2019, 10:35:40 AM
Receives mug.

Inserts door.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on November 12, 2019, 01:52:36 PM
Receives Hatch.

inserts Locker
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 18, 2019, 06:47:16 PM
Receives closet.

Inserts softdrink can...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Brisky on November 18, 2019, 08:14:10 PM
 Gets a vending machine...
Out of the vending machine...
The original vending machine did not comperstand and exploded, leaving the slightly smaller vending machine in it's place.





Inserts a toothbrush...
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 19, 2019, 03:36:32 PM
Receives toothpaste.

Inserts the idea of a coin.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on November 23, 2019, 09:48:08 AM
Receives a money blueprint.

Inserts cardboard sign with "Michen" on it.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on November 24, 2019, 08:51:04 PM
Receives a note: "Egoist."

Inserts counterfeit money.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Azure Frostfire on December 02, 2019, 07:25:27 AM
Gets a counterfeit vending machine

Inserts myself
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on December 07, 2019, 07:21:26 PM
The vending machine turned out to lead to a parallel universe where objects are magically transformed.
He didn't get the chance to tell anyone, though, given he came out as a pile of clothing.

Inserts broom.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on January 05, 2020, 03:05:57 AM
Receives dust pan
Inserts lab coat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 09, 2020, 12:02:19 PM
Receives some hazardous chemicals.

Inserts a microscope.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on January 09, 2020, 12:49:21 PM
Receives bacteria
Inserts knife
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 10, 2020, 10:58:30 AM
Gets arrow.

Inserts element 118.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on January 10, 2020, 12:38:34 PM
Receives 115

Inserts key
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 10, 2020, 12:40:37 PM
Receives a locked padlock.

Inserts a prefab house.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on January 10, 2020, 12:47:09 PM
Receives doll house

Inserts a picture
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 13, 2020, 08:53:03 PM
Receives a camera.

Inserts a sleepless night.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Michen_S on January 21, 2020, 11:11:52 AM
Receives a daydream of a dream...

Inserts nuzlocke challenge.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 22, 2020, 07:22:58 AM
Gets a blackout.

Inserts a clock.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on January 28, 2020, 02:34:55 PM
Recieves extra time

Inserts wand
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 30, 2020, 03:46:57 PM
Gets wooden dowel

Inserts binary code.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on January 31, 2020, 02:15:06 PM
Recieves paper 0s and 1s

Inserts comic book
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 31, 2020, 08:05:15 PM
Receives manga.

Inserts a CD.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on February 01, 2020, 05:12:57 PM
Recieves pirated movie

Inserts clock
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 03, 2020, 02:56:09 PM
Receives hourglass.

Inserts a treasure map.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on February 06, 2020, 04:33:23 PM
Recieves chocolate coins

Inserts metal song
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 07, 2020, 10:07:31 AM
Gets broken electric guitar.

Inserts a warranty.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on February 09, 2020, 04:06:37 PM
Recieves documents

Inserts glass jar
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 14, 2020, 11:28:59 AM
Gets tin can.

Inserts a spelling mistaek.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on February 17, 2020, 01:46:43 PM
Recieves grammer Nazi
It's mistake good sir or madam

Inserts USB
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 18, 2020, 01:46:52 PM
(I know, Derek... I did that on purpose.)
Receives floppy disk.

Inserts the most stupid video on YouTube.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Emtile on February 18, 2020, 02:58:59 PM
Receives 15 millon views, and 15 millon cringe comments

Inserts hat
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Derik Fray on February 19, 2020, 03:46:12 PM
Derik by the by and two is yeah I gotcha it was a joke to go along with the grammar Nazi.  XD)

Recieves fire

Inserts headphones
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 04, 2020, 08:03:21 AM
Receives earplugs.

Inserts the absolute value of X3.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowStar on March 16, 2020, 02:56:08 AM
Receives broken math equation.

Inserts (-infinite,infinite)

I don't know how to type infinite.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 18, 2020, 09:56:14 AM
(You can't use the symbol, I tried)

Gets teleport pad to a location far away from the universe.

Inserts a big gun.
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: ShadowStar on March 19, 2020, 12:42:55 AM
Gets big bullets.

Inserts Red
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Azure Frostfire on March 27, 2020, 05:21:13 AM
Gets a slightly darker shade of red- wait thats blood. Oh thats kind of messed up. I meant for this to be some sort of joke. Ahh.

Inserts Jalapeño popper
Title: Re: The vending machine
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2020, 06:58:12 PM
Gets party popper.

Inserts Carolina Reaper.